#🧪trust me im a doctor🧪

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TAKE THESE HYAHH!!!!!!!! uhhh yeah isa inside job self insert

ALSO AN EXTRA MINI COMIC W/ THEM AND ANDRE BC IM REALLY FUNNY

#inside job #self insert #dr. andre #ill give him a proper like. f/o tag soon BUUUUT. HERE THEY ARE WILL YOU LOOK AT THEM I HOPE YOU DO <3<3<3<3 #theyre sooo in l word with andre it makes them look braindead #tw drugs #tw drug mention #IDK WHY I DIDN'T. TAG THOSE BEFORE OOPS #or like first. anyways #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #mae draws

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🧪🥼 HIGH AS A KITE 🦄👛

aka the cover image for my PLAYLIST FOR THEM AHAHA check it out i LINKED it <3 (u dont have to dw)

#its BARREN in there right now but soon ill amass just. too many songs for them #i like a guy enough eventually every song is about him <33 #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #mae chirps #im mking GOOD content 2day folks its feelin nice :] #mae draws

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WHY DONT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MY INTENTIONS?

*jumps in place* 80′s episode fritzi designs heehee <3

#🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #mae chirps #i need an art tag. uhhhhh #mae draws #KNSKLHFD there we go #inside job #dr andre #AGAIN GOING IN THE MAIN TAG I LIKE THIS ENOUGH TO #tw drugs #BUT YEAH fritzi is an 80s punk. she for sure gets into a silly ass in character rebel teen arguement w/ glenn and gigi. #80s episode my beloved <3<3<3

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i think andre likes. paintimg :)

GRANTED ITS NOT. LIKE PROFESSIONALLY GOOD............ he mostly likes to pull out his d paint set from wjen he was a kid and fuck around on the canvas (especially while hes high)

and sometimes they end up "kinda shit" but other times he paints these vibrant and expressive pieces....... lotsa abstract stuff with no xlear focus...... cus Brush Strokes and Colors :)!!!! it helps him direct a lotta his anxious energy into somethin productive!!!!

#mae chirps #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #inside job #andre lee #YIPPIEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE HIM. YIPPI DOODLE. ANYWAYZ

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💕with yo boy Andre (Thank you for the asks!!! <3)

this was a real quick sketch but herer they are!!!! i like 2 imagine andre somehow is Extra Unshaved in the mornings <33

also ofc!!! i love seein yr art n ocs :D!!!

#mae answers #mae draws #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #I LOVE THEM SO MUUUUCH WAAAAAA #even as a hyperfix comes and goes f/os are forever <333

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OKAY IM GOIN TO BED SOON BUT i made sum fritzi/andre moodboards in TWO FLAVORS

#mae chirps #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #scopophobia #MAYBE im taggin it cuz. i still have a problamo with the eye so. u_u #BUT WE'VE GOT LOVECORE FLAVOR BC MAIZIE LOVES THEIR LOVECORE #then a general Relationship Vibes moodboard!!!!!! #i rlly like them both im so SOFT right now. sobbing and screaming and chewing on mmy pillows <3 #OKAY. okay its beddy by time uhhhh GOODNIGHT im gonna cuddle in bed w andre :)

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having andre as an f/o is weird funny (complementary)

#mae chirps #ITS WEIRD in the way that like. most f/o imagines i see dont work for him nsjdnd </3 #hes a terrible little bong man. he has mushroom herpes. as much as i love him he wouldnt be the type to like. say nice things #not bc hes mean but like the poor guys just. UBER repressed #and i can fix him so <3 #but yeah ive been coming up with my OWN andre comfort headcanons n ideas so i might post them with him n fritzi teehee #he is in my brain constantly im so sorry #im holding back on mega posting abt him cuz like. if u all had to endure like every thought i had about andre. jesus fuck #i would have no more followers KFNSKDJDJ #SIGHS anyways. kisses him on his lips. #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪

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i feel like. andre and fritzi are both like MASSIVE babies when theyre sick. 

fritzi is fucked up sensory wise and usually gets weak when theyre sick so they just stay in bed. constant tummy ache n headaches.... they cry when theyre sick :( 

and andre is similar in that. hes Just in bed all day. hes used to waking up feeling Bad No Good but it doesnt make him any more used to it. hides under the covers. always shaking despite running a fever.

theyre also both extra cuddly so what tends to happen is one of them gets sick, snuggles on the other, and then they get sick after. rip <3

#🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #mae chirps #sorry folks i feel SICKLY. tummy is not treating me right No Sir!! #plus like my body feels weak....... my FACE is DRY it HURTS........ yuck #on the plus side. i did watch the cowboy bebop movie and. spike <3<3<3<3 #im thinkin about him again :) #i love my BOOOOYS

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u ever just...... starts bawling

#🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #mae draws #SORRY OKAY time for epic feel better. this did help a bit #i did draw more but i AM keeping that secret its. very too personal so. ya #I ALREADY FEEL LIKE MAYBE THIS IS TOO PERSONAL BUT I LIK ETHE DRAWING ANYWAYS. teehee #anyways. i love u andre so so much. i want u to know how much i care abt u. sobs. alright okay teehee #(psst hey if u may wanna or could send me an ask like. as andre that'd be really swag. uh thank you you dont need to though)

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CRYING INTHE CLUB RIGHT NOW MY MOM N BRITHER WENT OUT SHOPPING AND THSY GOT ME PINK CROCS I I I-

AND THEYRE THEYRE LIKE CUZ THEYRE AND AWHAEN SSJJDJDNEJDD

#IM SO CHEESED ABOUT THIS CRIES AND SCREAMS #MY BROTHER FUCKING ABSOLUTELY KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING I AOUUUGHFHD...... I NEED THEM NOW #IM AT MY DADS SO I CANT HAVE THEM ROGHT NOW AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZAY #god im so cheesed abt this okokok. okay im normal im sooo super nurmal right now #mae chirps #god i just.......... holds them in my hands.............. SOON #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪

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i need a late-night comfort cooking sesh w andre right the fuck now or i might. start fucking crying /hj

#mae chirps #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #DAMN THEY WERE LYING. THOSE MEDS REALLY WERE GONNA TAKE A COUPLE OF WEEKS TO STABLIZE IN MY SYSTEM #i was gonna go make myself some ramen bc i was down n i finally convinced myself to get up and we're fucking OUT #and i thought i was gonna die right there #i shld probably just go 2 bed. but i am. Hungry and Soupless and MISERABLE #i need andre in beeed baby come hoooome......... i wanna go out n buy some noodles w him or smth.......... #or just. A Bite To Eat #cuz theres like nothing else to eat that isnt like....... A Whole Preperation ya know #and theres so many dishes i havent done i dont wanna make anything big like that til theyre done. nknetheless at 11:30 at night. #GRRR im so mad. I CANT EVEN LIKE SLEEP CUZ I FEEL AWFUL. AND IM HUNGRY AND LIKE THAT IS THE WORST THING IN MY HEAD #what do i do im PARALYZED!!!! #SIGHS. ANYWAYS. #sorry this is a bit maybe a lot venty but!!!!!! i think it might be like tht the next coupla days late at night :( #cuz my brain hates me and gave me every disorder that makes ppl panic about everything. GROWLS ANYWYAS #somethin somethin. andre i love u i wanna hold u #edit just realized i fucked up the MEME i meant to say WERENT LYING. GOD DAMN IT RATTLES TUE BARS OF MY CAGE #may delete this! tomorrow but ahhaaheehehehdsshshaoaahhai bbbbbbbbb

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hops onto my bed and giggles like a school girl as i scribble hearts around andre’s name in my notebook and sigh dreamily

#im just thinkin bout him <3 #thinkin bout. marrying him HAHSDKFKSD MAYBE yes but also. yes asjldfasjdljb #ive never married an f/o before but. clenches my fist. mother i love him #i think he should help me study TEEHEE i think he should lay on my lap as i read textbooks #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #mmm beloved my andre!!!! my anfdre beloved!!!!!

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LOOK AT THIS PIN I FOUND ON REDBUBBLE

YOOOOO HOW DID I MISS THIS WAAAAA!!!!!!!! I BBFJFBFJF THE ONGLY DOPLE!!!!!! THINKIN HE SMILING

#submission #CRYING and SCREAMING and YELLING as we SPEAAAK #i must have him. Collection #FOR LIKE A SECOND i really contimplated. learning how to make like. plushies. SO I COULD MAKE MYSELF A LIL ANDRE #thats how i know im like Extremely In Love Woth an f/o. my brain goes to I Must Have One To Hold #....... i might buy it KGNDKDN IDK IF I HAVE THE MONEY. WE'LL SEE. #brilliant kind anamzing inspiring thank u for the submission TwT #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪

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never going to stop thinking about this not ever

#I FUCKING. THOUGHT HE SEEMED CAT LIKE. WTF #anyways uhhhh permanently carved into my brain thanks for asking <3 #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪

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andre better get better treatment next season or i AATTACK and MAIM somebody

#mae chirps #LIKE EPS 5 AND 6 ARE GOOD FOR ANDRE CRUMBS BUT LIKE #andres bit in ep 5 is that he is facing racist NOT GOOD #and ep 6 is him being bullied by his crew for having neurodivergences and mental illness without drugs to slef medicate NOT GOOD!!!!!!! #i think. so much abt ep 6. my crumbs my meals #bc like. ever think abt andre being a kid or like a teen in school. being untreated for his ocd and anxiety #and his peers finding him obnoxious bc hes the weird kid who flaps his hands and yells out in class #cuz his whole body shakes with fear and he counts and counts and counts again just to keep himself from freaking out. #ya ever think abt how his first introduction to drugs was probably bc he got high at a party and he wasnt so anxious anymore. #so he keeps taking more and more and all the time bc wow ppl like him now and hes funny and hes not always second guessing himself #at least. not publicly. not to the extent that he had before #so now hes afraid to ever be sober around anyone new bc hes just so used to being taunted and picked on for just. existing #do you. do ya ever think abiyt it.................. #sobs and screams bc i sure do #andre my beloved....... ill FIX HIM i can fix him #im getting this man therapy PRONTO. asap #my little meow meow okok im finished i think. christ. #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪

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Animal cracker, Brownie, Gingerbread, Pumpkin, Sugar Cookie for Andre and/or JR?

I WILL ANSWER FOR BOTH BC THESE ARE CUTE ASKS SOBS <3

animal cracker: if your f/o was any animal, what would it be?

HMMM WELL. easy answer for andre would be a ferret, mostly influenced by some fanart i saw (i forgot the artist, ill rb the art later if i find it again)

i was super unsure about JR, but then it struct me that hes a SNAKE. mean ol slimey snake (or a pig bc. ya know haha)

additionally i think fritzi wld be a rabbit teehee.

brownie: what's something sweet your f/o would say to you?

HUH. HARD TO THINK OF SWEET ANDRE DIALOGUE. its hard to think about What too, cuz i think andre just... hes bad with works but i like to think hes like. really really fucking good at writing. he does basic compliments like "lookin good" or smth. SILLY LIKE THAT but like hes written so many poems abt them.

he loves to talk about sappy shit like how talented he thinks they are, or hiw pretty they look in his lab coats and how he wants to always always always hear their laugh. hes scared to show his poems to fritzi but if they ended up seeing them theyd. loose their marbles n start happy cryin gbbbbb

JR ON THE OTHER HAND..... WOOF HE LOVES TO COMPLIMENT THEM. most through brags to others abt how special and sweet they are. but if hes just talking to them face to face, he loves just. talking to them about their appearance. how well something fits on them or how hes likes the way their hair looks.... HE SAYS IT CASUALLY BUT IT ALWAYS MAKES FRITZI SO FLUSTERED GRR. SWEETSIT

gingerbread: how do you spend time together with your f/o?

ive talked about it a bit b4, but andre and fritzi LOVE watching whatever they can find together, mostly animal documentaries and fucked up movies <3. but yeah, they mostly just lounge 2gether!! sometimes they bake stuff 2gether and its CUUUTE fritzi absolutely gets batter on andres face and they start play fighting <3<3<3.... lotsa relaxing <3

JR. FUCKING LOVES TAKING FRITZI ON SHOPPING DATES. fritzis flustered the whole time cuz they arent used to being so pampered and they insist that he shouldnt buy all that stuff for her but she takes one look in a toy storw or smth cutesy like that and BOOM its theirs, all of it every goddamn plush is theirs.

pumpkin: what's a cute nickname your f/o calls you? do you have one for them?

ANDRE NICKNAMES UHHH. firstly, fritzis name always gets shortened to just fritz. he likes playful mean nicknames... OFTEN WILL JUST CALL FRITZI BITCH RJRJJDD but when theyre by themselves (or when hes drunk) HE GETS SO SAPPY..... long aggressively mushy nicknames. "sweetie honey baby lover gumdrop" GRRRR. GROWLS

JR likes a lotta like. Typical Nicknames,classy stuff! darling, sugar, honey, baby, he likes housewife pet names KFJDJDJD. ALSO he absolutely calls them mommy in public on accident and everyone bullies him for it Actually Forever!

fritzi likes cutesy playful nicknames! theyre maybe a tease just a little. andre gets called stringbean, honey bunny, LOVEBUG!!! their favorite personalized nickname is bong boy bc it always gets a giggle outta them both. JR gets called stuff like sir, baby, handsome, THROWS IN TIGER JUST FOR FUN!!!!!

sugar cookie: does your f/o ever leave around small notes for you to find? (such as notes that say "i love you"?)

I THINK. HMMMMM they both Kinda do? andre not so much notes, but sometimes he grabs snacks that fritzi likes and drops them off at the appartment for them to find. and maybe, just maybe, when he works up the courage he leaves one of his poems out for them to read!!!! and waaaaaaWAAAAAAAAA SOBS

JR KINDA WOULD. like andre, hed usually leave something for fritzi with the note, but he leaves them out way more often than andre would (likely close to every other day). gets them something "small", like a nice perfume or a skirt theyd been wanting. stuff thats chump change to him but fritzi sobs about GrGRRRRGRGRYRHRHR

SORRY THIS IS A MILLION MILES LONG I JUST. LOVE TALKING ABOUT THEM

#MAKES MY HEART SOAR AND MY HEAD SPIN TEHEE #mae answers #*falls over exhausted* time to work on hw SIIIGHS #ask game #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #💲plots and plans💲