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[internetdruid]

A Hummingbird clearwing! (Hemaris thysbe)

#🪴 #bugs #hummingbird clearwing

[spicycinnabun]

“Steve, something is wrong with Christofern!” Eddie entered Steve’s room, cradling the potted plant in his arms.

He’d come home after work, ready to greet his bud-dy, but one look at him had made Eddie gasp. His leaves were shriveled up like sad little green raisins. Usually, they were puffed up like oversized Rice Krispies.

Christofern had been Robin’s, originally. It had been in a very sorry state on her windowsill before she’d left for college—a lot worse than it looked now, under Eddie’s care, thank you—and she’d told him, “I honestly can’t stand the thing. You keep it. It sheds worse than my aunt’s Great Pyrenees, and I’m tired of vacuuming. Just don’t throw it out, or Steve might murder you.”

And that had been that.

Christofern didn’t look like a typical house plant. He wasn’t a fern, which Steve kept reminding him. Steve was more practical. He didn’t give his plants names but called them by their designated labels.

Christofern was a Donkey’s Tail, or sedum morganianum, part of the succulent family. That term meant absolutely nothing to Eddie unless it was referring to a big bowl of pasta—he had no idea there was a whole plant category called delicious.

“But maybe he wants to be a fern, Steven,” he’d argued. “Ever thought of that? He doesn’t have to be a succulent just because he was assigned so at birth.”

“You’re fucking ridiculous,” had been Steve’s reply.

At first, Eddie had enlisted Steve’s help purely because he’d wanted his attention, and talking about plants was an easy as hell way to get Steve’s attention. Steve was a very passionate plant dad. But later, Eddie grew to love Christofern, and the trials and tribulations of learning how to care for him were almost like raising his own child.

Christofern had not just one but seven long, thickly spiked green tails. Seven tails. He reminded Eddie of a mutated dragon. He was adorable but occasionally grumpy and high-maintenance, like a certain someone Eddie knew. (Perhaps Christofern was more of a prince than a dragon—a dragon prince?)

If he didn’t get enough sunlight, his leaves shed, and he wilted. If he wasn’t rotated daily, he got yellow and sunburnt. And if he didn’t get enough water…

“I swear I watered him... uh, recently.” When had Eddie last watered him? Not the day before, but maybe Wednesday? Or had it been Tuesday? Shit. Eddie pouted. “I just gave him a drink now, anyway. It’s not too late, is it, Doctor Steve?”

He clasped his hands and watched Steve’s attentive eyes rove over his plant, waiting for the diagnosis.

“Eddie, how could you neglect Christofern like this? I should call Plant Protective Services.” Steve grabbed his hand, startling Eddie and his overactive heartbeat.

He took Eddie’s index finger and pushed it into Christofern’s soil right down to his second knuckle. It felt inappropriate. Eddie made a noise, appalled. “Steven, why are you making me violate Christofern?”

Steve ignored him. “What do you feel? The soil is soaked down there, isn’t it?”

Eddie wiggled his finger. It felt goopy. “Yes,” he admitted.

“You’ve overwatered it,” Steve chastised. “Now, the leaves might rot instead of rehydrating themselves. You’ve got to make sure you don’t drown it. Christofern only needs a moderate amount of water every two weeks, okay?”

“Okay,” Eddie said meekly. “I’m sorry, Christofern.”

Steve pulled his finger out of the soil and gave him a look bordering on amusement. “Leave him with me for a few days, and I’ll get him back to where he should be.”

“Thank you, Doctor Steve. How can I ever repay you?” Eddie imagined repaying Steve with his mouth, his tongue, his hands (after he washed the soil off)…

“You can clean the bathroom,” Steve said.

Eddie’s fantasy shattered. He whined. “Does it have to be that?”

“Yup.”

“Damn it, Steve, just make me suck your dick next time,” Eddie grumbled on his way out.

He missed the way Steve’s jaw dropped.

#fic #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #steddie #steve x eddie #steddie au #roommate au #steddie fic #plant dad steve harrington #crack fic #christofern is their love fern #eddie won’t let it die #🪴

[juuicysaros]

once again relevant

#torts getting fined quite literally 10x what most players get for headhunting . for yelling at a ref. be so forreal #🪴

[8v8rything]

#🪴

[brian4rmthe6]

#money plant #uploads #🪴

[jackzmms]

reading chowders wiki page for Research and everyone from samwell is listed as his best friend

#🪴

[radiant-reid]

Hi!! So I was watching the episode 13x3 when the girl Matt Simmons was protecting in her house tries to hit on him also saying “I don’t like to sleep alone” and he shuts it down multiple times saying he has a wife. So I was thinking what if Spencer was in Matt’s place already missing Reader at home when the girl hits on him? Could you write a little blurb? We love respectful and faithful Spence who loves his wife <3

-🪴

i thought she was so gross for continuing to hit on Matt :///

Spencer's not sure what qualifies him to be a bodyguard. The last time he attempted that he had a similar job, he ended up soaking wet, making out with her in a pool.

When he gets off the phone with you, he's surprised that Kimberly comes waltzing over to sit on the back of the couch, much more expecting her to say a simple farewell and go to bed.

It is her house, but he would have thought she'd wear something more covering and have slightly more self-respect than flirting with an obviously married agent there as a bodyguard.

"I know men like you." She claims, and Spencer can't help but frown, not appreciating what she's implying. "Married. Kids?"

He nods along, thinking about your family back in DC- although it's always near the front of his mind. "Three, actually." He reports to her, narrowly avoiding a smile that doesn't feel appropriate. He loves talking about your kids, adores it even.

"Except for that one little bit of forbidden fruit..." She continues. "Tasting it makes them feel alive."

She couldn't be less accurate, but she keeps talking, hinting at there being something between them and fully stating he's like the men that pay to have sex with her.

She properly hits on him when she's close to her bedroom door. "Truth is, I hate sleeping alone."

He bites back a chuckle and avoids telling her how unattracted to her he feels, not at all tempted by what he's sure is emotionless, tedious sex.

She waits for an answer, and it's not what she was hoping to get. All she gets is a blank look as he waits for her to leave so he can call you again and a sarcastic comment when she doesn't get the message. "That's unfortunate."

#🪴 #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid blurb #spencer reid x y/n #criminal minds

[artofelf]

🌿True that I saw her hair like the branch of a tree, Willow dancing on air before covering me. ⚜️

I am not immune to romantic royalty AU shenanigans. Huntlow has been on my mind a lot lately and this piece was one I’ve wanted to make for a while, I might make more with this AU if there’s a desire :3

(Reblogs are highly appreciated and I read all of them 🥺💕)

#huntlow #toh winter #golden garden #toh hunter #toh Willow #the owl house #toh #huntlow fanart #huntlow au #huntlow royalty AU #royalty au #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #spoiler free #just two kids in love #🪴 #⚜️ #artists on tumblr #elfsart #tatertotarts

[internetdruid]

Finally a creature with a worse common name to beat tasselled wobbegong & spiny lumpsucker

#🪴 #marine life

[sunniewr]

⠀⠀⠀📈❜ּ ࣪ ࣭ ㅤׅ𖦹໋ㅤ᩿𝟵𝟫⠀໋⊰ׅ ꩝ ׁ ִꩊꭚ⠀᭄᥆𝘷ᥱ,⠀𐀶꯭ꭚ♡ᥙ

⠀⠀⠀⊱ㅤ᩿💋⦅꯭ ⍺ֵ໋࣪𝗋ᥱ ꩊꭚ ✶⠀ ׄ ִ ᥆ᥒ᭄݂ꭚ ᥆ᥒ݂ᥱ ✎᪶ׄ 𝓦꯭۟✩⃯

#♡ ⊹ ° . #🧫 #bg moodboard #kpop moodboard #hyunjin layouts #jungkook layouts #hyunjin icons #⠀ׂㅤ۪ㅤ۫ ⠀ೀ⠀♡ㅤ۪ㅤ۫ ㅤ◌ ⠀⊹ #manifesting 🕯🕯🕯 #jungkook icons #hyunjin moodboard #jungkook moodboard #couple moodboard #skz moodboard #beauty in a dream♡₊˚ 🤍・₊✧♡₊˚ 🌷・₊ #🪴 #bts moodboard #stray kids moodboard #bangtan moodboard #messy locs #alternative moodboard #♡ ⊹ ° .⠀🎧 #messy moodboard #edgy moodboard #grunge moodboard #colorful moodboard #random moodboard #⠀ׂㅤ۪ㅤ۫ ⠀ೀ⠀🍄🩺⠀♡ㅤ۪ㅤ۫ ㅤ◌ ⠀⊹ #soft moodboard #vintage moodboard

[juuicysaros]

parasocial relationship with my team’s announcers

#🪴 #this is about jk mostly. jamie also shoutout to jamie #miss u panger

[oldfarmhouse]

https://www.pinterest.com.

#🪴 #house plants

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 604: 🐢 & 🪴

Ko-Fi | Patreon

#🐢 #🪴 #turtle #emoji #handcrafted

[vanalex]

#cottagecore #cottage #naturecore #nature #interior design #flowers #cozy #light aesthetic #soft aesthetic #soft green #white #books #fireplace #🤍 #💚 #🌸 #🌼 #🪴

[fruitflow]

temporary pinned 🥤

jello - 23 - any prns except she - transmasc nonbinary - audhd - osdd1b

not new to tumblr, just starting fresh!

no dni, ill just block freely. i always follow back 💙

my special interests are ace attorney, bg3, style savvy, resident evil, old web (geocities/myspace era), lovecore, jerma, and more :)!!

tag explanations under the cut if youre curious

generic/misc tags:

🐺 - posts for boyfriend #1

💎 - posts for boyfriend #2

🩷🩵🖤 - posts for the whole polycule (myself and my boyfriends)

jerboa - posts about jerma

meow - posts with pictures/video of cats

bnnuy - posts with pictures/video of bunnies

bbg kennedy + bbg strife - my leon kennedy and cloud strife tags because im not normal

fave - self explanatory. fave posts of mine

png - self explanatory

video game franchise related tags:

re - resident evil

ac - animal crossing

pkmn - pokemon

silent hill - self explanatory

katamari - damacy

loz - legend of zelda

kirby - self explanatory

ace attorney related tags:

aa - ace attorney

🍎 - apollo justice

🎸 - klavier gavin

🍎🎸 - klapollo

🥧 - wocky kitaki

🌷 - dahlia hawthorne

🪄 - trucy wright

🪴 - phoenix wright

🔬 - ema skye

🔆 - athena cykes

🍔 - maya fey

ill have more emoji tags for ace attorney characters soon, the charas that have emoji tags atm though are my faves from the franchise so they get these tags first. because they are my blorbos from my video games

#pinned #the following tags are for my reference: #🐺 #💎 #🩷🩵🖤 #aa #🍎 #🎸 #🥧 #jerboa #meow #bnnuy #bbg kennedy #bbg strife #🌷 #🪄 #🪴 #🔬 #🔆 #🍔 #png #re #ac #pkmn #silent hill #katamari #loz #kirby #bg3