بصوا اتصورت امبارح أجمل صورة في حياتي :)))🤍
الخيل دي اسمها فرحة وكانت جميلة اوي حسيت أن اتصاحبنا وكنت زعلانة وهي ماشية
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Hi again friend! I’m glad you’re liking my quotes. I have two this time!
“Depression is kicking my ass more than my mother ever could”
“You don’t know true terror till you almost send your parent gay porn”
If you ever get bored of my quotes don’t hesitate to say so, I don’t want to bother you. Have a good time zone friend!
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No worries at all anon I love the quotes :D hope you're having an awesome timezone!
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Incorrect CoD as Quotes(OR things my friends have said)
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Soap, tearing into the room: GAZ-
Gaz: wh? Hello? What happened to knocking?
Soap: doesn't matter, hide me!
Gaz: oh fuck no, I'm not doing that again, you know how terrifying Ghost was when he-
Soap: you don't know true terror until you almost send your captain gay porn, hide me!
Gaz:
Gaz: you almost WHAT
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Los Vaqueros and TF-141 after celebrating a successful mission :
Alejandro: you know, Ghost....
Ghost:
Alejandro: the first time I met you, I thought you were gay
Rodolfo: was.... was that an unspoken thing?
Gaz: we haven't talked about that?
Soap: YOU ARE????
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Nikolai: don't freak out, it's okay, he already saw my boobs on the bus!
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Price: ohhh Simon I forgot how good of a bitch you could be-
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Roach: don't worry guys, the guy of all time has arrived!!
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Price, playing minecraft, speaking to villagers: can you have babies so I can kidnap them?
Laswell: John what the f-
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Alejandro, watching the 141 "train": what are they... even doing?
Rodolfo: they're like prehistoric planet.
Alejandro:
Rodolfo: we don't know much about them.
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Soap: so my senior prank was filling up a staircase with balloons.
Soap: and one girl opened the doors and let all of them out by walking through it.
Soap: so next year I think we should do it again
Soap: but with lasers.
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König: I made a bet with God at aquatica!
Roach: ???
König: he said no.
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Graves: in God we trust. Hoo rah.
Alejandro: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE-
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Alex: I made a dick joke and Ghost just stared at me.
Alex: I'm... not actually sure what to do now.
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Soap: well you know what they say, when life gets rough-
Ghost: depression is kicking my ass more than my father ever could.
Soap:
Soap: okay, I feel like ye should really see someone for that
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Gaz: is he white? Cus if he is, then we don't have that in common.
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Rodolfo: I'm pretty sure that kid just called you a bitch in four different languages.
Valeria:
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Price: nothing says team bonding like getting secondhand high!
Laswell: JOHN
Price: IT WASNT MY FAULT-
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