everyone saying whereโs martin shortโs emmy for playing oliver in only murders in the building but whereโs his oscar for playing preminger in barbieโs princess and the pauper ๐๐๐๐
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if your formatting looks like a ransom note then youโre doing too much
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๐๐๐ the ๐ถ๐ธ๐ท๐ฎ๐ at this ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐ or ษชฮสส แดษชสส สษชแด
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do you ever think about how many deaths from olden times were under โmysterious circumstancesโ but really it was just natural causes they didnโt understand yet
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i have remade my interest tracker (and wiped out old responses) because of how many muses iโve added & dropped as of recent, and i would really appreciate if you could fill it out here!! <3
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hey guys if you interact with @seesgoodโ too she wants yโall to not interact with me because i showed her the inside of a crochet cow ๐๐๐
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everyone on the dash:ย ย whore nsfw horny
me:ย ย ITโS FOOTBALL DAY WOOOOOO
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things that all somehow happened s during todayโs session:
half the party managing to do 67 points of damage in one surprise round, fully knocking out someone two levels above them
a dance party
multiple people covered in blood acting like itโs normal
Meeting The Parents โข๏ธ
โroyal boytoyโ
editing to add; stealing a red glove now dubbedย โthe michael jackson gloveโย
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wouldโve, couldโve, shouldโve put a gun against my headย
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