#''babe it happens''

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.

#like babe sorry to tell you this #but you also wear gender affirming clothes #also would love to know what world this person is living in #where there’s an infinite stream of gender affirming surgeries #bc like. that doesn’t happen. #anyway just found this hilarious #tw transphobes

[rythyme]

"please tell me the omegaverse show is another joke like the thai goncharov remake" my brother in christ the "goncharov remake" was real too

#something something cassandra of troy #pit babe the series #pit babe #omegaverse #goncharov #kinnporsche #lgbt drama #thai drama #god that's a lot of improbably related tags #pbts #100 #theo.txt #this is not unreality btw. the only thing that's unreality is goncharov. #the ''goncharov remake'' is referring to a thai bl show that truly does exist #(but is not actually a remake of goncharov bc goncharov is not real) #it just happens to be about gay mobsters so ppl drew the parallels #500 #1k

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL ringing in the New Year with JAIME RAY NEWMAN

#pedro pascal #instagram #pedropascaledit #ppascaledit #babe what happened!!

[erwinsvow]

an idea… rafe and shy reader having sex for the first time

everything's overwhelming with rafe, but this is particularly so. you thought you were completely ready for it, from the way you had handled everything else so well. in fact, rafe was the one taking things at the slowest pace possible, trying to make sure he didn’t pressure you into something you weren’t ready for.

you didn’t like it—thought he was trying to be something he’s not. he’s gentle with you but never like this, never to this extent. it must be a big deal then, sleeping with rafe, giving him your virginity, you finally decide, if he’s acting so differently about it.

in fact, you think you’ve been ready to give it up since you first started dating him. rafe brings it out of you, coaxes a different side of you out with gentle words and soft touches. you’re going mad over it. you can’t count the amount of times you’ve crawled into his lap at any given opportunity, anywhere the two of you are alone—his truck, the couch in your living room and at tannyhill, the hidden booth at the country club. you’re begging for it, not sure how much more obvious you can get.

you finally decide tonight’s the night—following a nice dinner with the two of you. you had spent extra long getting dressed up, a pretty white lingerie set on underneath your blue dress, all done up for rafe. finally back at tannyhill, entire body vibrating and tingling with excitement, you don’t wait another moment, crawling into rafe’s lap and kissing him hard. you take off your dress and rafe stops just for a second to take in how forward you’re being.

“hey,” he finally breathes against your lips, pulling away. “c’mon, you’re not ready for this.” 

“yes i am!” you whine, impatient and horny, feeling rafe get hard underneath you. you want him to be able to do all the things you know he wants to do, want them done to you. “i am, i am-” and you lean back to kiss him, ending up pinned underneath him before long.

he knows you’re not, but he plays along. you’re so wet already he doesn’t have to do much, but he makes you cum all over his fingers anyways, hoping it’ll satiate you.

“please, rafe,” you moan against his mouth, pushing in for another needy kiss. “wan’ it inside. please.” and he does know you, knows everything about you, but even he can’t resist when you say things like that.

you watch with big eyes while he lines himself up with your wet hole, hovering over you. you think you’re so ready, that three of rafe’s fingers inside you should be comparable to what you’re about to feel, that you’re more than prepared. your eyes squeeze shut when rafe pushes inside, all the air leaving your lungs. you try to moan out but it’s more of a gasp than anything else, one that rafe swallows into a kiss. 

your eyes get watery—it’s just habit. it hurts, too, because rafe is so much bigger than you expected. you bite your cheek, looking up at rafe through teary eyes and clasping a hand over your mouth—you don’t want to admit that he was right. 

“c’mon kid, give it up. y’not ready for this, i know you,” rafe says, leaning in close to your ear to whisper it quietly. he’s not even half-way inside you.

“i-i can take it,” you hiccup. you hate disappointing rafe.

and it’s not that he doesn’t want to—he does, desperately so, wants to fuck you within an inch of your sanity every time you walk into a room and look at him with your shy eyes and sweet smile. he wants to break you, wants you cumming on his dick until there’s nothing left in your head, no shyness left in your heart. but he wants it when you’re ready for it, not like this.

it only takes another minute, you finally admit you’re not ready, and rafe pulls out of you. you feel like crying, terribly sad and dejected, wishing you could just be normal for rafe for once, be what he wants. 

“stop,” he says, wiping away a stray tear. his arm rests over your stomach, trying to get you to lighten up. “when you’re ready for it, i’ll fuck you until you can’t think. s’just not today, kid.”

you finally agree when he says that, getting over it because you know without a doubt in your mind—rafe knows you better than you know yourself.

#omg what a lovely lovely prompt thank you babe <3 #this may not be what you were expecting #to me the very first time they have sex its too much for shy reader so it doesn't actually happen happen... but it is still the first time #i rlly wanted to write something like what you guys would expect but i really felt like this is more real of their relationship lol #anyways <3 i hope you like it! #rafe cameron #rafe cameron x reader #shy reader

[gunsatthaphan]

"I will let you know."

#pit babe #pit babe the series #pit babe ep10 #alanjeff #alan x jeff #pon thanapon #sailubpon #sailub hemmawich #thai bl #bl drama #LITERALLY IM NOT OKAY #finally we got some crumbs 😭😭😭😭😭 #AND AT WHAT COST #im so fond of them ur honor 😩🥺 #also crazy how short this episode was bc this was literally the only scene?? #weird #but also kinda good because other things definitely did not happen 😊 #byyeeeee #i love them sm they do things to me skjdhf 🥺 #soft energy all around #also the preview for next week?? gonna gif that one from my grave k bye

[pigeon-princess]

The wizard with the constitution of a victorian orphan is still going strong in Curse of Strahd! The horrors of Barovia Valley are abundant but we endure.

#dnd #curse of strahd #dnd art #dungeons and dragons #dnd character #dungeons and dragons art #strahd von zarovich #strahd #dnd strahd #ravenloft #rahadin #victor vallakovich #viktor vallakovich #dnd character art #Silas Shaw #Babes in the Woods #Benoit #Anya #HEY SO MUCH HAS Happened in game WHOA #We currently have a nightmare party line up #my art #pigeon princess

[mobius-m-mobius]

How are people gonna take that?

OWEN WILSON as MOBIUS M. MOBIUS in LOKI S2x01

#owen wilson #mobius #loki #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #yeahhh go off babe #this line SLAYED and so did his look hey there side profile 👀 #the most beautiful man in existence... #like yes i absolutely need to hear every take he's got on the tva and what happens next for everyone there #and i need it with the superior s2 hair <33333 #also this was before he knew if he'd ever see loki again or not so... maybe some emphasis behind gods are dead idk... #(y'all have no idea how relieved i am to finally get a decent result trying to gif around the terrible filter on this scene lol) #marvel #loki s2 spoilers #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I have never seen this man in my life.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #jin guangshan #xue yang #nie mingjue #Surprise guest appearance from Xue Yang! It feels so nostalgic to draw him. #I love how chipper he is here. Genuinely being such a bro to JGY and celebrating his achievement. #After all his trials and tribulations - Our Little Yao Yao has acquired the recognition he wanted. #I sure hope no further twists happen with his political career and/or marriage! #NMJ *does* strike me as a 'babe' guy. I don't know what it is about him. #He has one term of endearment. Unlike LXC who has a terrifying arsenal. You'll never hear the same one twice. #Xue yang's terms of endearment are 'murdering that guy for you'. And slapping your ass affectionately and platonically. #God damn it I miss Xue Yang. This wasn't supposed to happen

[jeeaark]

You ever look back and go. oh. Somebody accidentally got twice-engaged without realizing it....Good job Greyg!

Astarion dodged a bullet in this thing called Greygold's love life when he broke up with the half-orc.

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 emperor #greygold #bg3 comic #bg3 fanart #Greygold just wanted to make sure Babe was extra protected #Never read the ring's name just the fancy powers alkfjadf #I loled when I put two and two together y'all #Dig the hole that youre in a lil more deeper why doncha Greygold? #what do you mean that's not the expression Emps made when they practically proposed to Greygold? #that's what happens when you squid-bond with Greyg #gonna have the same silly faces and laugh as Greyg now sorry squid buddy no take backs

[talksaxy]

PAVEL PHOOM as BABE in PIT BABE THE SERIES EP. 3

#i was making my charlie set and these just happened... #pavel phoom #pit babe the series #pit babe #babecharlie #thai bl #thai drama #asiandramaedit #cosmogif

[eternalgirlscout]

experienced a Gale Moment last night that was so good I'm mad it wasn't an intentional plot beat. immediately after being like "rip to every other mortal with aspirations of godhood but i'm different," he opened a second evil book and crit failed the wisdom save to not get turbo cursed

#the kind of shit that if it happened at a table would never be lived down #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #gale of waterdeep #babe the hubris!!!! #winning tumblr roulette

[duckzz]

#babe i'm heartbroken #but it's comforting to know nothing bad happened to him #he deserves to be happy <3 #the band ghost #popia #papa emeritus iv #cardinal copia

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face #but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me #while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning #while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep #and then she was like - ur just like my abuser #bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights #and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child #i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off #like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend #pushed me down in the fucking hallway #but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced #bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster'' #but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE #i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do'' #babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him' #that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED #godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic #i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.

[theelast-straw]

Okay but may I just say that I LOVE what Pit Babe is doing rn. It is rare to see a show have the balls to just completely neglect both of the main characters for an episode or two straight only to flesh out the side characters and Pit Babe is doing the side characters so well.

Babe and Charlie were barely even there this episode but I also didn't miss them bc I was just so invested in whatever Kenta had going on. I was absolutely overjoyed at the handful of scenes where we see Kim just being a part of the X-Hunter family. I am ecstatic every time North and Sonic are literally just on screen, chilling in Alan's house like they actually live there. I was in shambles about Pete and Kenta because of one single flashback scene. Hell, I even cared about Way genuinely being sorry for all the bullshit he pulled.

This isn't just a show about racing or omegaverse or human trafficking rings or even the main couple's love story, it's a show about all of the characters and their stories and their personal growth and their relationships with each other, both romantic and platonic, and I am so here for it.

#look! one of the rare cases where i come up with coherent thoughts about a show i love. #put this post in a museum y'all it's not gonna happen again any time soon #but genuinely idk how i'm gonna move on from this show after next week i need more of them #pit babe #pit babe the series #straw's stray thoughts

[sunshinechay]

Does anybody remember when those fake(?) omegaverse trailers for Chinese bls came out and we all laughed about whether or not omegaverse would finally break containment and they would an omegaverse BL?

Only now there is one and their marketing strategy was to just not tell anyone that it was omegaverse and hope everyone forgot about the fact that it was announced as such when they announced they were doing Pit Babe?

…and it worked!!???!!!

#pit babe the series #pit babe #me watching pit babe: 👁️👄👁️ #it finally happened #and the episode was actually pretty decent #as first episodes go #cap watches pit babe #cap speaks

[diddydavidsheen]

So I did fly to London & put on a waistcoat & visit a rare bookshop & watch Nye & interact with the sweetest angel on earth & meet a lovely Crowley in interval & have the audacity to shout “Happy Easter & we love you” to Michael in public.

It happened. It did.

Absolutely bestest time of my life so far🥹

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #nye #I’m screaming babe it happened