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#''im not 'visiting' im here to fix the arm you managed to dislocate you idiot'' ''yeah well i'd do it again if it meant you'd show up more''
worstloki · 3 years
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About the 14 year old Loki au, imagine Loki's only cannon married partner Sigyn, who is one of asgards victory gods hearing about this. "You we're only 14 and needed 5 very strong mortals and your brother Thor. Who is the strongest among us! To take you down!!"
Odin: my idiot son fought thor on the bifrost last year to distract from his ending of an entire war and he only lost because he committed suicide when thor wasn’t competent enough to do the deed himself
Sigyn, professional victory god, a healer in training, 15, kinda impressed and kinda turned on by this: o-oh? 
Odin: yeah so anyway the idiot son managed to fail at that and stay alive somehow and the first thing he did was attack midgard and it required a team of superpowered mortals and thor to take him down this time 
Sigyn, professional victory god, a healer in training, 15, very impressed and very turned on by this: i see
Odin: so he’s a bit beat up and needs a general checkup before he’s brought into the throne room...
Sigyn, nodding in understanding: so I make sure he’s all healed up before you receive him to officially acknowledge his accomplishments
Odin: yes. and then we throw him in prison for them. 
Sigyn: and then we throw him in— WHAT.
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