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#''neither. alas i do feel disadvantaged in staging such a covert scenario... ok we can try again''
worstloki
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thor and loki faking thorki to help each other out of arranged marriages
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#thor and loki fake dating or secret dating and bluffing are simply always good ideas
#thor and loki like 'okay i dont like this either but we're going to have to kiss' and then making 5 different shades of annoyed faces after
#''thor you idiot of course we have to practice no one is going to believe us if THAT is what we're caught doing''
#''that we have to be caught at all rankles me brother''
#''easiest way to convince people of something is make it seem like something you don't want to convince them of''
#''...i will concede that''
#''if you have any better ideas i will hear them. i simply do not want to be married off to her.''
#''neither. alas i do feel disadvantaged in staging such a covert scenario... ok we can try again''
#''wonderful. don't expect me to open my eyes this time either''
#''where would it be best to hold you from?''
#''you did kiss sif did you not?''
#''no??? you kissed sigyn????????''
#''she kissed me!!!''
#''do you have any advice to share?''
#''dammit im going to see if the library has anything''
#sorry i cant pick up the phone rn im thinking about loki and thor staging themselves to be caught kissing in alcoves by servants
#and they're normally close anyway so maybe they play of errant rumours or something and keep staging things successfullt
#and slowly building their way up until. like. idk. frigga walks in on them practicing on how to pretend they're having sexcy times???
#but she doesn't even notice they're practicing to fake it??????
#she's like oh they're trying to hide it and they're talking through things bc they're young and dont know what to do etc etc
#and she just. doesn't do anything???????? if anything she's like 'oh they're happy πππ i'll be leaving now πππ'
#thor and loki who just wanted the rumours to get to those they were engaged to but now All Of Asgard Knows
#bonus points if that's not even a turnoff for their fiancΓ©s
#this is peak comedy
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