#''secondly. how DARE you insult the chocolate fountain.''

[worstloki]

Peter, angry at Tony for being condescending to him for being young: Thor how do I get revenge?

Thor, condescendingly: the best revenge is forgiveness and living well

Peter, now angry at Tony AND Thor: Loki how do I get revenge?

Loki, taking out the Tesseract: I know a great knife shop...

#loki takes them to a chocolate shop #''but LOOOKIIIII i want REVENGE not marshmallows and a chocolate fountain'' #''first off did you see tony and thor's faces as we left? they're going to spend the next few days worried about knives turning up places.'' #''oh. that does it then i guess. thanks loki. :) '' #''secondly. how DARE you insult the chocolate fountain.''