#''you guys can't just decide to fight off this entire planet of Evil Alien Army on your own''

[worstloki]

Loki: it must be nice to have the riches of an organisation behind you instead of having to develop a likeable personality

Nick Fury: ???

Carol: don't say that u might hurt nicky's feelings

Nick Fury: ???

Loki: he can buy my silence

Nick Fury: ???

Carol: that he can

Nick Fury: are you ??? trying to ??? extort me ???

Carol: we're demanding proper wages, nicholas

Nick Fury, director of shield, professor of staying cool under pressure: THEN WHY THE &*^$ DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT

#that's two of the most powerful powerhouses Nicholas knows and he thought they were threatening him for the money #he was probably sweating so much under that black magic coat of his #so i'm back to carol and loki being the most powerful disaster duo in the galaxy #but imagine they drag fury around everywhere with them #so they go to space and now they're in this universal wrestling comp. and fury is their third tag-team member #and hoo boy he hopes they don't need to tag him in ever #nick fury can keep his cool around everyone EXCEPT these two #you know how you have adoption AUs?? this is the OPPOSITE of one of those #carol and loki decide to hang out and they force Fury to turn up and be a dad about things #''you guys can't just decide to fight off this entire planet of Evil Alien Army on your own'' #''why not'' ''then it's a good thing you're around'' #fury facepalms #there is ZERO way loki and carol aren't friends #I bet Loki imitates Steve because of Carol #he probably started imitating Carol's outfit as a joke so they'd match and thought it'd be funny to do it to Steve