#'(gasp) do you think sha hualing can cook????????? can you imagine??? i'm too scared to ask but im really fucking curious now what the f-'

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shang qinghua spends four months straight eating noodles, handmade by his disaster husband, and when prompted says he's basically living the same way he used to live in the modern era but better

#why better? because mbj kisses him every time he brings the noodles that's why #sqh comes to sqq like 'mbj has gotten so good at making noodles like you wouldnt believe' #'do you think it's a trait inherent to demons or just a mbj and lbh thing???' #'(gasp) do you think sha hualing can cook????????? can you imagine??? i'm too scared to ask but im really fucking curious now what the f-' #zero brain cells bye #svsss #moshang #shang qinghua #mobei jun #scum villian self saving system #mxtx #danmei #mine #if you've reached this point maybe share you headcanons. do YOU think sha hualing can cook???? #lmao