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barkspawn · 11 months

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just read the one where seb/amelia go to zuzu and nerd out in the store [amazing] and I need this specific sebastian and that specific amelia where seb proposes to amelia through a gae of solarion chronicles. i love your first kiss moments and i'm dying to see a proposal [can you drop a hint tothe next sound of silence chap pleaseeeee]

I'm baaaaack

I know it's been a while but in my defense, it has been a while since I have had enough focus to write properly. I know it asks for a proposal but trust me on this one. I'm feeling the slow burn on this one and it kind of gives me life. Tiny Middle is still my favorite pun i've ever made

Hint for Sound of Silence: I am struggling with a decision for Ames. Once I get mild to moderately caught up, I will definitely post a definitive update.

Next is a HC then the one-shots will be rolling out regularly!

Amelia could barely sleep the night of their trip to Zuzu. She thought about texting him and being a pest, but she didn't want to annoy him into changing his mind.

Pelican Town might be worth staying in.

Why would he say that? He was so adamant even just that morning about moving away and how excited he was to not have to take a bus to places like Tiny Middle. She wondered a few times if it could be her… But there's no way. Sure, they had fun, but if anything she was dorky and awkward. Meanwhile Sebastian was really cool, collected, and way too attractive for her.

The entire night went by like this.

Thankfully, it was Friday and she'd see all of them tonight.

Her phone chimed and she grabbed it a little too excitedly. Abigail had text the group chat:

“Abigail 11:36 am: Heyy~ still seeing the three of you tonight at stardrop tonight, right?”

“Sam 11:37 am: u kno ill be there abs. Got to ask meels and seb. They were the ones out late”

“Sebastian 11:37 am: You say out late like I'm not up late every night, you goon. I'm still in. Someone has to kick Sam’s ass at pool. It certainly won't be Abby.”

After a moment, she responded:

“Amelia 11:38 am: I'll still be there. Yoba knows I need a nap after chasing Loaf all morning.”

“Abigail 11:38 am: Cool! Did you guys have a good city trip? Find any potential apartments, Sebby?”

There wasn't a reply for a long moment. Amelia convinced herself to let it go for now, going in to take a quick shower. The second her phone dinged, she was reading.

“Sebastian 11:43 am: It was pretty great. Gave me a lot to think about, so no apartment hunting. Turns out Ames might be cooler than both of you losers.”

“Sam 11:43 am: rude”

“Abigail 11:43 am: Ames? Does everyone have a nickname for you but me?”

“Amelia 11:44 am: at this point, you might be the only one calling me Amelia. That's gotta count for something?”

The conversation, as it often does, spins to different topics. Amelia broke off and finally jumped in the shower, humming to herself. The band had written a new song and she can't seem to get it out of her head.

She climbed out of the shower to dry off, freezing as she realized that she had a text from Sebastian specifically. She quickly wrapped the towel around herself and opened the text, the pictures attached bringing an immediate smile to her face. The first was of his dice tower and tray on his table and the second was his shelf, where the dice and nice box sit, glowing and beautiful on display.

“Sebastian 12:03 pm: I set everything up. Thoughts? Concerns? Praise?”

Amelia laughed, glancing down at Loaf, who had cocked his head at her.

“Shut up,” she mumbled to him before typing out her response.

“Amelia 12:09 pm: Damn, Seb. Look at you being fancy with your displaying skills. I might have to have you come decorate the farmhouse. Truly remarkable… It brings a tear to my eye…”

“Sebastian 12:09 pm: Ames, don't you dare.”

“Amelia 12:10 pm: … a frozen tear. 😈”

“Sebastian 12:11 pm: I don't think I've ever hated anything more than I hate that text.”

Amelia laughed again and put her phone away after responding with a simple smiley face. Loaf still stared up at her curiously, which she ignored to the best of her ability.

For the next few hours, she combed through her wardrobe, stopping every once in a while to ask herself why before continuing.

Eventually, she settled on her favorite high-waisted jeans and a white crop top with a black jacket over it. The outfit always made her feel like she was just a little bit badass while still being cute. She kept her makeup light, eyeliner really being the only obvious touch. She slipped on her sneakers and made for the saloon.

It was still warm out with it being the end of summer, making the jacket feel like a bit much. She didn't come out too often during the summer, focusing on the farm or hanging with the few people she got along with so well. To go in full midriff out and collection of tattoos on display might give the town something to talk about.

She approached at the same time as Abby, who was grinning like she was handing her a winning lottery ticket.

“Hey, Abs, what's going–”

“You're dressed all cute.”

There was a pause before Amelia spoke again.

“Thank you?”

“Yeah, you're welcome, but did something happen in Zuzu? Sebby is being weird and you're dressing all cute for our weekly hang.”

Amelia was shocked, “Okay, Abigail, I just wanted to look cute. For me. And I don't know why Seb would be acting weird.”

Abigail rolled her eyes before crossing her arms, “ten gold says he stares when you go in.”

“Whatever. Everyone stares at people sometimes.”

“Oh, sure, sure. Especially when they like you.”

Amelia sighed and held the door open, waving over at the boys before ordering a round of drinks. When she approached, she heard a heavy, bouncing thunk, nearly dropping the drinks. Abigail masked a laugh, taking her drink from Amelia with a sidelong glance.

“Dude, you cool?” Sam looked over at Sebastian, who was shaking his head.

“Yeah.. Yeah, my hand slipped. It's stupid. You break.”

Amelia handed Sam his drink and offered Sebastian his. He took it, sighing as she frowned.

“Did I upset you..?”

Her voice was soft, immediately making Sebastian feel a little guilty. After a moment, he stood back up straighter and offered her an apologetic smile that nearly made her breath catch.

Damn that smile.

“No, Ames. Sorry. I'm just.. In my own head,” he took a breath, seeming to relax again, “you uh.. You look nice, by the way. Don't often see you out of your overalls.”

A small smirk formed on his lips, a clear sign he is picking on her. She shoved him playfully, the fact that even a smirk sent her heart racing being completely unfair.

Damn THAT smile.

She went to respond, but caught Abby’s eye. She seemed to be celebrating a win that really wasn't one at all. Unless he told her then she has–

“Ames?”

“Hm? Sorry. I guess it was my turn to get into my own head.”

“Are you alright?” He asked in a low, quiet voice. She met his eyes briefly and felt her cheeks grow warm. Sebastian definitely seemed to notice, shaking his head briefly, “hey, don't feel like you have to tell me, okay? I'm just here if you want to talk or whatever.”

“Thanks Seb… I'm okay though. I just think too much. I'm sorry for spacing out. What were you saying?”

“You're fine. I was asking if you planned to go to the festival tonight?”

Her smile fell as she looked at him, confused. He laughed quietly, from which she ignored the feeling in the pit of her stomach.

“Someone didn't check her mail this morning. The moonlight jellies come tonight. It's actually kind of cool.”

Amelia dramatically put a hand over her heart, “oh my Yoba… Seb likes a town festival.”

He rolled his eyes, “I liked it last year too,” he paused, his brows knitting together, “oh.. right. You couldn't come.”

“That'll make it more interesting this year.”

“Heh, yeah. I'll be your moonlight jelly guide if you want,” he spoke quietly through this, almost like it was a secret.

She offered her hand to shake, “you've got a deal,” he laughed as he took her hand, shaking it. Their D20 tattoos beside one another, a natural one and a natural twenty. They both seemed to notice that they were still shaking at the same time, both pulling their hands back.

“So when should I show up? Do the jellies come on a schedule…?”

Sebastian seemed to consider for a second, “actually, kind of. We all gather around 10pm at the docks.”

Amelia rarely ever saw Sebastian down anywhere even close to the beach. Well, unless… She paused for a moment, her voice soft when she spoke again, “hey, uh, I've seen you out on the pier sometimes in the rain. Can I ask why?”

There was a long pause before he laughed to himself, “it sounds silly, but I go out there to think and contemplate the storms. It's hard to describe.”

“No, I get it. Sometimes when you yourself feel shitty, you find an outlet or some way to think. It's like… A stormcloud over your head so you compare it to the real thing in hopes of understanding your own. Am I even making sense?” She chuckles, shaking her head.

“Oh, you're speaking gibberish for sure. I'm not even sure that those were words. As a matter of fact, I think Harvey might be here if you're stroking out on me,” Sebastian teased, earning another playful shove.

“You're an ass,” she joked, shaking her head as she laughed.

He chuckled quietly before answering seriously, “yes, Ames. You made sense. And I appreciate it.”

She glanced up at him, offering a kind smile.

“Dude, we only have like… 45 minutes before we have to leave. Hey Meels!” Sam called across the pool table. Amelia gave a wave and worked on her drink as she watched the guys playing pool. She couldn't help but notice Seb’s shots were a little off tonight. Almost like he was nervous.

45 minutes flew by, Seb pocketing the last of the solids and that was game. Sam spoke up, pulling on a thin sweatshirt.

Shit. Is it going to be cold? I don't have time to run home…

“Let's head out so we get the good spots.”

“Sam, everyone stands in the same spot every year,” Seb retorted, arching an eyebrow. Sam gave a quiet ‘whatever’ before heading toward the door, Abigail in tow. Amelia and Sebastian weren't far behind, walking in a comfortable silence.

Abigail was mentioning something to Sam before turning.

“Hey, I was talking to Sam and since my dad is being an ass this year, I'm gonna watch with her so she's not alone,” Abigail started.

“Hey, that's not a bad idea. My dad didn't want to come tonight and my mom's all torn up because dad didn't wanna come. And Vince is watching with Marnie and Jas. I'll keep her company.”

The two made their way to the end of the pier, looking out over the water.

“You gonna go hang out with your family too?”

“And leave you alone out here to experience your first jellies alone? Fuck that.”

Amelia smiled, standing beside him as they looked out over the sea. They have maybe about five minutes before the jellies come through.

“You look cold,” Sebastian commented, his voice softer.

“I suppose I am a little. But I'm okay, I just didn't know that I'd be outside since I didn't check my mail this morning,” she teased, staring at the smirk tugging at the corner of his lips for just a second too long.

There was a long pause before he spoke again, “do you… Uh… Want my hoodie?”

Amelia blinked, “Seb, I'm really okay. I spent half of last winter without a coat… I'll be okay, I promise.”

Sebastian frowned, looking over at her, “you do have a coat now, right? That must have been horrible.”

Amelia smiled up at him, her expression a mix of amusement and humor, “I do, yes. I bought one at a little shop in Grampleton.”

Before Sebastian could answer, they heard Lewis encourage Vincent and Jas to push out the small boat, signaling the jellies where to come and that it was time.

“I think it's always my favorite when they come in,” Sebastian commented, his voice very quiet, almost like he didn't want to disturb the silence.

Amelia smiled over at him, noticing the corner of his lips to turn up into a small smile, sending her heart into a frenzy. She saw the light blue glow, turning to see the swarm of jellies coming in. She hadn't realized she was holding her breath until she heard a quiet ‘holy shit’ beside her. She looked over at Seb, her eyes following his gaze to a jelly much larger than the rest. The large jelly was also a bright green color in comparison to the rest of the standard blues and purples.

“Seb… Is that the leader or something? It's beautiful…”

Sebastian just stared at the jelly, his mouth agape, “Uh, no, Ames,” he started after a second,

“the green jelly is super rare and by the looks of it… no one else… Sees…”

They stood in silence and just watched as the green jelly floated idly around their part of the dock. Amelia inhaled, surprised when she felt the warmth of Sebastian’s hand brushing against her own.

It's an accident. You're standing at the edge of a pier… It's definitely only a–

Her thought was cut short by his little finger tentatively looping around hers, sending her heart into a drum solo that could rival even Abigail’s. She couldn't help but look up at him, only to meet his eyes. As she offers a sweet smile, she's met with one of his she’d never seen before. It seemed to be a fond smile, his eyes, for the first time since she met him, holding no hesitation or fear.

This smile changed everything.

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glorywaited · 4 years

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Hello! I'm just asking for RP purposes- you said in response to an ask once that there's some things in canon regarding Cass you don't agree with. I'm just curious if there's anything you've voided entirely from your portrayal?

voided completely ?? i can’t think of anything i havent try to just put a lot more thought into tbh. i try to stick to canon as best as i can. i just do NOT like the direction s3 is going in ?? n i’ll talk about it but

if ur not caught up on s3 pls avoid the rest of this !!

i don’t rly like too much that she’s gothel’s daughter – i thought the reveal was incredibly lazy && predictable writing tbh ?? it’s just honest to god boring to me. though i’m not out here hating on the idea or anything – it’s what we got, it’s what i have to work with. but we were given a boatload of problem that she have in the song crossing the line && s2 gave us a lot of problem she already had. she’s suffering on the shorter end of the divide in classes n TBH it’s HARSH n it sucks n she’s dealt with a reality hitting her incredibly hard in the great tree where she thought she was equals with a princess who ended up pulling rank && it reminded her that she has a specific place because she got yelled at despite someone else bringing up the exact same problems && not getting yelled at && subsequently humiliated in front of everyone by a villain she had warned about && then getting physically hurt by her best friend.

there’s a LOT i can go into about the great tree alone tbh but that kind of hurt doesn’t go away EASILY it’s HUGE trauma && that sticks with u forever no matter how much u try to just get over it. especially for someone who doesn’t talk about her feelings && emotion !! she internalises a lot n places blame on herself && then that stews over time && being shown her past && shown that it wasn’t just her it was SOCIETY && it was ALL THE TIMES she got continuously denied over && over && over despite HOW HARD she worked TIRELESSLY for her goals, for the things she wanted, for just common AFFECTION && recognition. she gets called the “ iron handmaiden “ in s1 because that’s ALL anyone thinks of her – a handmaiden. it’s a HUGE spit in the face && she’s been boiled down by literally everyone around her as just a servant. even adira calls her one.

so she has no OUTLET she have no CLOSURE on anything or any way to take it out because she doesn’t talk about things so she starts blaming other people && rapunzel very specifically because she’s the easiest to place blame, she’s the one who has most recently hurt her both mentally && physically though it wasn’t on PURPOSE but those things can hurt like they are && that’s where cass is coming from.

now you can take gothel completely out of the story && she still has a million reasons that are way more justifiable && way more sympathetic than just being angry about gothel who SHE KNOWS hurt rapunzel to the point of ptsd && killed eugene. she KNOWS all of that so it rly makes less sense ?? i GET missing a parent even when they’re toxic BELIEVE me i do on a personal level but they don’t write it well. they don’t write it realistically && end up dragging it on instead of bringing up every issues she has that she mentioned in crossing the line.

so i tend to just put more DEPTH into her reasoning && take what we were given in crossing the line. part of it is her mother, yes, but to me it shouldn’t have been given the shining spotlight && she shouldn’t be throwing around victim blaming because ?? that’s just not the cass we’ve been shown throughout the series. she always cared about raps, she always sought to give her FREEDOM && she hated other people using raps in any way especially for her magic. she was the one that sneak her from the castle to give her room to breathe, to give her her freedom back because she KNEW she was locked in a tower for 18 years.

ANYWAY this was long winded to say no i don’t really void anything out completely that i’m aware of but i do put in more depth to her, i take what’s given to me even if it’s scraps && i write the depth i want to see. && tbh i see her as having some serious ptsd as well as depression, anxiety && huuuuge abandonment issues – i have the same disorders listed && ptsd has the nasty side effect of anger && lashing out sometimes especially when u don’t kno how to deal with things or there’s no outlet. && her abandonment issues are A HUGE CAUSE of the way she acts – stoic, icy, keeps pushing people away && doesn’t want to become attach, isolates herself && reverts to sarcasm a lot. when i watch s1 the first time i said to my friend ‘OH SHES GOT HUGE ABANDONMENT ISSUES’ from just the way she acts n s3 came n proved me correct n i love that.

I’LL SAY THO the only thing i’ve voided out is that cass did NOT leave raps to die in that cave with the poison. she hesitated, she looked back && she sent rocks to open the cave up again while walking away. that’s it lmao because i just !! that very much upset me && i thought she was coming back

BUT i hope this answer ur question bhdakjsmd i’m sorry i never shut up lmao i can write books on her hahhh

#[ tldr i voided one very minor thing at the end of my rant !! but otherwise i just am strictly canon compliant #but write much more depth into everything so it makes more sense !! ]#[ im....so sorry....im so sorry ]#[ thank u for asking tho !! i hope it answer u hadnjmsd ]#「 🌙 ◜ answered ◞ yet every horizon seems near 」#「 🌙 ◜ headcanons ◞ i know i was meant for glory 」#[ i guess ?? its hc idk hbdjad listen im only one brain cell ]

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Drew & Carly

Drew: doing my head in Carly: record time Carly: wanna swap seats Drew: funny Drew: sitting next to ro, remember, not ali Carly: shes alright Drew: don't think she's down Drew: soz babe Carly: ha Carly: k but shes not dtf you either Carly: poor baby Drew: fuck off Drew: how would you know Carly: your mood is a giveaway Carly: i kno when youre frustrated boy Drew: bet I won't be by the time this trip is over Carly: idc Carly: make that bet w your gf Drew: lies Drew: poor baby Drew: don't reckon she'd appreciate that Carly: ha Carly: why would i lie Drew: 'cos even if you do care, can't have what you want Carly: i can fuck you whenever i want Carly: rn if i wanted to Drew: weren't talking 'bout me Drew: but nah Carly: k Carly: now youre lying Drew: nope Carly: you didnt come into my inbox to cry about your gf Carly: or did you & your that lad now Carly: embarrassing Drew: don't be a bitch Drew: looking for some peace and quiet is that so much to ask Carly: from me yea Carly: you kno i dont do quiet Carly: not w you Drew: ha Drew: cute Carly: & true Carly: arent you bored Carly: dont you wanna have some fun this trip Drew: i told you i'm going to Drew: w ro Carly: yea Carly: get out my inbox then i gotta make my own Carly: plenty of lads on this coach Drew: and girls Carly: nah Carly: back to boys you kno Drew: shame Drew: good times Carly: yea but youre boring now Drew: fuck off Drew: nah i ain't Drew: ali is Carly: tell your missus Carly: ali can still party Drew: not with us Carly: yea Carly: if she wanted Carly: youre the one on a chain Drew: i do what i want Drew: whenever i want Carly: do something then Carly: be fun Drew: whaddya want me to do on this packed coach Carly: the bathroom is free Carly: but k youre too scared to start the party Drew: not scared Drew: just not a moron Carly: k Carly: ill ask someone else Drew: u do that Drew: know it won't be as good as me Carly: ha Carly: maybe used to be Carly: reckon youve lost your touch Carly: married life will do that like Drew: you reckon? Drew: you wish Carly: i kno Carly: its written on you Carly: bored & boring Carly: you couldnt turn me on now Drew: yea yea yea Drew: otherwise written all over your face, babe Carly: ha no Carly: check me out as much as you want you wont see that Drew: so up yourself Carly: cuz im not gonna waste my time w you k Carly: my das more fun than you rn Drew: know you're a traveller like Drew: but that's sick Carly: you cant even slag me off proper these days Carly: who are you Carly: sad Drew: 'cos I don't need another bird doing my head in Drew: all chat but you're the same as her, like Carly: fuck off Carly: nothing ive said i wouldnt follow through on Carly: youre the one thats being a pussy Drew: yeah? well you're a nag Drew: I don't wanna fuck you, get off my dick Carly: get out my inbox Carly: you came pouting to me Drew: 'scuse me for thinking you were different Carly: what do you want boy? Drew: forget it Carly: nah Carly: ask for it Drew: Already did Drew: just be a laugh, yeah, don't get on at me Carly: k Carly: whats in it for me tho? Carly: genuinely asking Drew: idk Drew: didn't promise there was Carly: least youve finally stopped lying Drew: ugh Drew: thought we were getting somewhere girl Carly: im only saying Carly: dont get in a mood Drew: i ain't Drew: who are u sharing a room with Carly: nobody Carly: the numbers are off Drew: lucky Carly: you should be more like me & people wouldnt wanna share w you Drew: always have caleb Drew: banging on and on about his girl Carly: no thanks Drew: didn't think so Drew: nightmare Carly: welcome to the other bed Carly: unless your gonna call me a nympho over it Drew: teachers won't be down but might take you up on that Carly: idc Carly: dont think they were down for me being on this trip Carly: but i paid my money Drew: yeah, that's all they care about Drew: though they were all out there with the behave or you'll get kicked threats Drew: standard Carly: yea Carly: try & send me back home my ma & da arent there Carly: be very irresponsible like Drew: they never are Drew: but they don't need to know that Carly: news to them i had a passport Drew: yeah, only last 5 years don't they? Drew: guess when you was 10 they couldn't always piss off without ya Carly: ha Carly: youre funny when youre not sulking Drew: shut up Drew: 'cos you're alright when you're not being a bitch Carly: ive not been a bitch to you since i was making you work for your 3way Drew: well that was hot so acceptable Carly: k so i can be a bitch if im hot yea Carly: ill remember that Drew: goes without saying Drew: fit girls can get away with anything Carly: so you do think im fit Drew: you know you are Carly: yea but idk what you think Drew: gotta keep you guessing, babe Carly: please Drew: please what? Carly: please do Carly: im bored Drew: same Carly: i can pass you my water bottle if you want Carly: all i could smuggle tho Drew: realtalk Drew: no one's smuggling over borders Drew: not worth the aggro Drew: you'll get stuff here no doubt, i'm losing a week's wages 😒 Carly: its a holiday Carly: itll be worth it Carly: especially if you arent all talk Carly: your gf be losing her v like Drew: i ain't but she is Drew: gonna be hard to get her to 🤐 but if anyone can Carly: in it for the challenge Carly: i get it now Drew: what's to get Drew: she's hot Carly: k Carly: but uptight Drew: better than loose Carly: nah Carly: dont tell me you dont want a girl whod let you do anything Drew: not if she's let every cunt do the same, nah Drew: besides, can train a girl like Ro Carly: she isnt stupid enough to blindly follow commands Carly: or you around Drew: 🤔 we'll see Drew: not that its stupid Drew: i'm not fun to be around? Carly: you were Carly: before you got a wife Drew: not asking for ya Drew: but see, you know what you're missing Carly: youre a good fuck ive never denied it Carly: fun when you want Drew: exactly Drew: its Ro's turn to find out Carly: so go chat her up Carly: you love foreplay Drew: don't reckon she wants her first time to be in the coach toilets Carly: ha Carly: didnt mean you had to do it now boy Drew: you know Drew: work fast Carly: yea Carly: thats romance Carly: dont keep a girl waiting Drew: I am capable Drew: if the situation calls Carly: dont waste that info on me Drew: never Carly: seat swap w me tho Carly: up the front is not a party Carly: you throw up once cuz your hanging & get stuck there for life Drew: 😂 Drew: diddums Drew: alright Drew: can chat up woodfield Drew: caleb will be buzzin' Carly: shes got a body under those new jeans Carly: a goer i reckon Drew: you would Drew: only boys my arse 😏 Carly: gotta do something Carly: bored enough to break a few rules Drew: i see u Drew: MY girlfriend, remember? Carly: what do you think you see Drew: just sayin', asking to move, then saying you're gonna lez off Drew: not that thick 😂 Carly: but obvious Carly: as fantasies go you could do better Drew: been there Drew: done that Carly: not w her Carly: shes no ali but thats mean Drew: again, doubt she'll want you there to help with the devirginizing Drew: try not to take it person Carly: i dont wanna be there Carly: the first time is always shit Drew: nah Drew: not with me Carly: ha Carly: youre not that good Drew: pshhh Drew: don't be bitter Carly: im not Carly: its facts Carly: shell be so nervous youll be lucky if you get more than the tip in Carly: probs shes a crier too Drew: shut up Carly: its not your bad Carly: just how it is Carly: itll get better Carly: maybe good Drew: well it's off-putting Drew: men don't need to know about that stuff Drew: keep it to yourselves Carly: k Carly: just trying to help you be more than all chat Drew: yeah right Drew: like you wanna help her Carly: why wouldnt i Carly: i said shes alright Drew: still, no need to be that charitable Drew: why d'you care? Carly: not offering to warm her up for you babe Carly: ive probs hung out w her more than you have Carly: why shouldnt i care Drew: 'cos she ain't your girlfriend Drew: between me and her, not the fucking committee Carly: unlike you i can care about people im not fucking Drew: 🙄 Drew: whatevs Carly: why do you care if i talk about her or not Carly: that i kno her Drew: 'cos i know what girls are like Drew: always talking Carly: me and her arent bffs Carly: i wouldnt be talking to you if we were Drew: i'd hope not Carly: so dont cry Carly: im not telling her anything Drew: stop acting like you give a shit then Carly: im not acting anything Carly: thats all you babe Drew: fuck off Carly: nowhere to go Carly: busy coach remember Carly: what do you get out of being w her? Carly: she doesnt put out & she does your head in Carly: why bother Carly: there are other virgins in town, i think Drew: idk Drew: she's nice Carly: that it Drew: nah Drew: she's good girlfriend material Drew: you can see, idk why you want me to sing her praises to you Drew: masochist, like 😂 Carly: im only asking Carly: why dont you wanna sing her praises to everyone Drew: i'm not that sorta bloke Drew: cringe Carly: yea Carly: its sweet tho Drew: if you say so Drew: just makes me feel 🤢 Carly: ha Carly: better get up the front boy Drew: deffo Drew: any escape from the caleb and ali show Carly: true Carly: ms woodfield will distract you Carly: shes looking thirsty might offer her a drink Drew: queue for that toilet getting longer by the minute Carly: yea Carly: as if caleb & ali arent in there Carly: slacking Carly: like i taught her nothing Drew: probs just jerk him off in the seats like Drew: not backrow coolkids but still pretty standard Carly: aw Carly: cute Drew: how is that cute Carly: theyre in love Carly: dont be jealous Carly: youd like it if your girl offered to do you Drew: no they ain't Drew: she was with you not that long ago Drew: be on to the next soon Carly: nah Carly: she loves him & its mutual Drew: things change Drew: we don't need to make a song and dance every time someone gets with someone else like Carly: who is Carly: its no big Carly: but its still happening Drew: i'd rather just ignore it 'til it goes away Drew: not like you up in my business 😜 Carly: im not up in any part of you Carly: relax Drew: mhmm Drew: lie harder Carly: nah Carly: i wanna be but im not Carly: facts Carly: id be lying if i said i didnt want you Drew: i know Drew: prove it though Carly: how Carly: what do you want me to do Drew: brave the queue 🤳 Carly: k Carly: [Sends pics and video also because she knows he can't watch it in front of the squad] Drew: tease Drew: swap seats with me so ms woodfield can watch too Carly: prick Carly: youre a bigger tease than me tho Drew: no way Drew: i got the evidence to prove it now Carly: if i was a tease id have given you nothing Carly: let you sweat it Carly: like you are to me Drew: you ain't asked for anything Carly: but you kno what i want Carly: give me something Drew: [Sends ab pic that was just his last Insta] Carly: come on Carly: dont be like that Drew: what? Carly: such an arsehole Carly: im not begging Drew: 😂✌

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