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mcuxhp777 · 2 months

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Bruce: I can't say I'm surprised

Jason: You knew

Bruce: First it was you with Gar, then it was Dick with Wally, then it was Tim with Kon and now, Damian's dating Jon

Tim: I don't understand, what's the point

Bruce: Every one of you attracts supers

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arguablysomaya · 1 year

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✨ Barbie batfam ✨

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mikayesha · 4 months

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"surprisingly way stronger than he looks"

#this is stupid #ik he was too panicked at that time but MAN what will he'd do to realize he has more power😭#also i could be referencing at the chase and “why his ear still intact” I GOT LAZY OKAU #leaveme alone:(#(pls dont)#dead plate #dead plate shitpost #fanart #quote based on a rody fact ALSO can you imagine how fucking strong he would be #like just from his looks you can tell he can lift like 3 people like WYM WAY STRONGER?!??!#i will shut up

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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*At a Batfamily meeting*

Tim: As the only one in a committed relationship- Selina doesn't count after your whole wedding drama- I really feel-

Jason: what do you mean 'thE OnLY oNe', you aren't the only one

Tim: oh yeah, who else is in a serious committed relationship?

Jason: Me? I've literally been married for years?

Bruce: EXCUSE ME???

Dick: who to?

Jason: Roy

Dick: EXCUSE ME??? EWWW YOU AND ROY, GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD, MY FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GROSSS

Jason: Wait, did none of you know? I literally call him my partner all the time

Tim: To be honest we thought you meant partner in crime, not marriage

Jason: I mean, both but still...

*Later, during the ✨vigilante hours✨ of the night*

Bruce: I hear you are married to my son

Roy, panicking cause Bruce is really protective of his kids: Oh, shit, um, yes- yes sir

Bruce: without my blessing

Roy: uh, yeah, we were on a time crunch, married couples can't testify against each other

Bruce: without inviting me to the wedding

Roy: I uh- you were gone that weekend, business trip

Bruce: I haVE A PRIVATE JET, I WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN! IT WAS MY SONS WEDDING, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN THERE

Roy: I'm sorry, sir

Bruce: tell me one more thing

Bruce: was Ollie there?

Roy: No

Bruce: Does Ollie know

Roy: No

Bruce: your recompense is to allow me to be the one to tell him so I can brag to him that I knew first

Roy: uh, sure?

#bruce tells ollie #who has the same freakout and interrogation except against Jason #and both men force the two to have a vows renewal so they can all be there #but both men just use it as an excuse to one up each other #roy and jason are just like i mean free stuff #and tim is just sitting in the corner with bernard all angry cause he wanted to be the first wedding within the family #and he coulda been if he just shut his mouth and let Jason be happily married at the courthouse without a wedding involved #jayroy #jason todd #roy harper #red hood #red hood and the outlaws #jason todd and the outlaws #tim drake #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #bat family #batfam #batkids #the outlaws #dc outlaws #the only person who knew was alfred #he was their witness and he was the first person Jason told #and lian obviously #and kory was there but she couldnt be a witness cause she is an alien

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morganski-19 · 3 months

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Steve seeing something on tiktok and trying it on Eddie

Steve: You know what I kinda really want right now, an orange

Eddie: Do we even have the oranges?

Steve: I’m not sure

Eddie: *getting up* Let me check. Nope, be back in ten

Steve: *to the camera* I was not expecting him to go that far

Ten minutes later

Eddie: *comes back to the apartment with a bag of oranges* Do you want peeled or sliced

Steve: Peeled

Eddie: Ok

Steve: *looking at the camera* I think he passed

Eddie: *handing Steve a bowl of peeled orange slices* Passed what?

Steve: Nothing

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aceof-stars · 2 months

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I'm so tired of hearing that Phoenix saved Miles without hearing about any of its implications.

Because Phoenix's savior complex is a major problem not a solution. Because Wrightworth is not about Phoenix saving Miles, it's about them saving each other. Because in Farewell My Turnabout, Miles Edgeworth said "We aren't some sort of heroes. We're only human." and he was right.

#you are not a hero #you are a defense attorney #all you can do is fight for the truth #that’s not the exact quote because I forgot #but still !!!#I will never shut up about Phoenix’s savior complex #Phoenix and Miles find the truth together #and the truth is that they’re both human and they help each other and #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #narumitsu #jen's rambles

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not-rab · 7 months

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Barty “the only test he’s ever failed is a drug test” Crouch JR.

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opens-up-4-nobody · 8 months

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:-P

#the scenery drawings could b better #and i should actually try to make my lines streight... but i did not #but this is one of my favorite quotes ever so i refuse to shut up abt it #ill probably redraw it again eventually #amc the terror #harry goodsir #the terror #tw blood #goodsir my beloved

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james-sunshine-potter · 1 year

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Evan and Barty would constantly cuss James out for ‘domesticating’ Regulus.

Once Regulus was a cold bitch, but now Regulus smiles and blushes and talks about butterflies being in his stomach.

Sure, they didn’t like Regulus being a bitch, but he was their bitch. And they would like that back.

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l3verz · 23 days

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idk if i’m stupid or what because HOW AM I JUST NOW FIGURING OUT THAT LUCY IS IN BETWEEN NATSU’S LEGS, NOT NEXT TO HIM 😭😭😭

mashima making nalu canon ❌

mashima making nalu art even tho they’re canonically not together (yet) and leading us on for the inevitable ✅

#fairy tail #nalu #lucy heartfilia #natsu dragneel #fairy tail incorrect quotes #;isabella talks (shut up)#genuinely dk how much longer i can take them not being cannon

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alexanderpearce · 8 months

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called Ancient Roman sexual mores, you'll be ēbria ab tuā cucurbitā

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: a man's status as a fully gendered uir is not only not compromised but in fact bolstered by his penetration of other males

my buddy Gaius Valerius Catullus, pacing: Ō Mēmmī bene me āc diū supīnum / tōta īstā trabe lēntus īrrumāstī 😭😭

#shut up ulrike #tagamemnon #rome #ancient rome #catullus #catullus 28 #quote is from roman homosexuality second edition by craig a williams.#popular #greatest hits

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coachbeards · 1 year

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"[Beard's] more interested in riding with Ted than he is in trying to nurture a relationship or anything like that." -- Brendan Hunt.

[bonus]

#coach beard #ted lasso #brendan hunt #jason sudeikis #nessa007 #this is a very self-indulgent ''beard caring about ted'' post + a quote from brendan...i had to pick which quote to use #bc brendan doesn't shut up about ted saving beard's life #and there's MORE !!!! just fyi!!!! that's why i had to condense 2x12 into one gif #the beauty of beardted is that it's clearly very deep...#they're Soulmates. in whatever definition.

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arguablysomaya · 9 months

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Dick: If anyone needs to get something off their chest, this is a safe place

Dick: Emotionally

Dick: Not physically. We’re clearly in danger

Jason: Can we have a heart-to-heart when we’re not under heavy fire?

Dick: Maybe you and Cass, but Damian is most emotionally vulnerable on the job

#batfam #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batman quotes #dc universe #incorrect batfam #dcu #shut up somaya #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #1k

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incorrect-all-for-the-game · 3 months

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Andrew, pointing at Neil: this guy has issues.

Andrew: unfortunately, I love him.

#I KNOW THEY DON’T SAY ‘I LOVE YOU’ BUT SHUT UP LEAVE ME BE #aftg #all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil

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shima-draws · 8 days

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Luffy: I have just one rule here

Luffy: No kissing my cook :)

Law: I. Don’t think that’s going to be a problem

Luffy: You haven’t seen him! So don’t say that yet!!

Sanji, blowing out of the galley looking like a fucking angel from heaven: Food’s ready! 😊

Law:

Law: Um. Uh 😳

Luffy: What did I tell you!!

#Luffy: WHAT DID I SAY TORAO!!!#Law: I wasn’t even—shut UP Strawhat-ya I haven’t done shit!!!#One Piece #Lawlusan #Lusan #Sanlu #Lawsan #Luffy #Sanji #Trafalgar Law #Shima speaks #Incorrect quotes #Sorry saw a reel with this dialogue and I was like GOD the Lawlusan vibes from this. Aaaand post!

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ronnyraygun · 2 years

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Why am I the funniest at the buttfuck of dawn??

#tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #barbra gordon #roy harper #jayroy #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfamily #incorrect quotes #shut in the fuck up ron #WHY?!??#I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASLEEP?!??#NOT RUNNING A COMEDY SKIT??

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