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deus-ex-moshina · 11 days ago
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No no but Geralt is absolutely the ONLY person on this entire continent (the Netflix Witcher Universe) that’s unaware of Jaskier’s celebrity status because he 1) met him when he was a nobody and just hasn’t been paying attention since 2) doesn’t talk to anyone but his horse. So whenever someone around them recognizes Jaskier and go “ITS HIM!!!!” Geralt just assumes it’s an angry spouse Jaskier cuckolded and immediately starts doing his banquet shtick. As a result there are now at least 50 different stories out there about how the famous bard Jaskier broke his dick in a terrible accident when he was 5. The fangirls are devastated. Jaskier is absolutely FURIOUS
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pencilscratchins · 2 months ago
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this is a product of three schools of thought: 1) this stupid tweet i made, 2) the head canon that tilly and jim were buddies at the academy, and 3) you know that moment when you see your sibling in a relationship for them first time? and youre disgusted and delighted to discover they’re a “husband guy”? yeah that moment (ID in alt text)
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howdydowdy · 3 months ago
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i bet jiang cheng, like, studied for the cloud recesses salute ceremony. this earnest little teen sect heir who just wants his daddy to love him was probably like, "i am going to get a good grade in saying hello to lan-xiansheng, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve," and i bet he practiced what he was going to say in front of a mirror, complete with choreography, for fucking weeks before they came to gusu. and then after all that hard work, what happens during the actual salute ceremony? he goes last, and who should stroll in just when he's getting started but wen fucking chao, who immediately steals the spotlight, insults his shige, and provokes everyone to draw their swords, in a hall of learning, on the first day of school. like some kind of hooligan! then after lan xichen calms everybody down with his sword-charming, does jiang cheng get to resume his salute? no he does not! wen qing jumps in with her own salute and gift, after which lan xichen declares the ceremony over. but jiang cheng never got a turn! nobody accepted his gift!! how is he supposed to know if authority figures approve of him if the other children don't let him show off the authority-figure-pleasing skills he has worked so hard to acquire???
#we never even got to see the jiang clan gift :( i would like to see it :(((#i fucking LOVE that wwx is like 'hey. you interrupted my shidi. what's your fucking problem?' like HELLOOOOOOOOOO#you messed with jiang cheng when he was in the middle of something important to him and made him and our sect lose face hdy#it is the only time in the entire series that wwx uses the word 'shidi' for jiang cheng and it's a great moment for that one 'shidi'#but anyway i noticed that jiang cheng never even gets to give his gift over and i was very mad on his behalf about it#idk maybe they continued after the wens left? maybe lan xichen just meant 'wen qing completed the ceremony'?#but the scene ends there so the fact remains we never see jiang cheng get to do the ceremony#and therefore i have decided he doesn't get to do it because that fits very well into my view of his character and you can't stop me#the untamed#jiang cheng#cql watch#my posts#f#the funny thing is that getting a good grade in saying hello to lan-xiansheng IS a normal thing to want and a possible thing to achieve#but because we're talking jiang 'i'm gonna stop in the middle of the street in caiyi to sternly remind my disciples to be on their best#behavior because everything they do reflects on yunmeng jiang' cheng here just ratchet it all up to 11#EDIT: wait i forgot wwx does use 'shidi' for jc another time...when they're kids and he's first come to live at lotus pier#and he's knocking on the door like shidi let me innnnnn and jc is like who are you calling shidi#but i think maybe this is the only time he says 'my shidi' when talking about jc to someone else?#yes i checked my notes and this is correct#in guanyin temple jgy refers to jc as wwx's shidi but then wwx immediately refers to jc as something way more formal#jiang-zongzhu i think#like ouchhh#but that's for another day#that's a DIFFERENT way for jc to get his lil heart stomped on
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donghuun · 4 months ago
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19930718 ✧ Happy Birthday ✧ Lee Taemin
Thank you for your 13 years and counting as SHINee's cute maknae, a groundbreaking performer, the most beautiful artist, and a star whose light shines so bright it compares to no one. You are a living legend, and in truth words can't explain your impact. I wish you the utmost happiness on your birthday and all days, and look forward to your return to the stage, counting down the days.
#shinee#taemin#lee taemin#dailyshinee#taeminedit#idolsincedits#mgroupsedit#ultkpopnetwork#ksoloists#boyidoledit#dailybg#mp#ult#i..... literally have so much love for him like truly truly who else is there like taemin?#i went thru so many ideas for his birthday in my head and in the end i was like.... okay u know what he looks so stunning in blues#let's do a blue set! so i went and asked lotta hey do u have a tutorial on multiple gifs in one canvas? bc my idea was to have like lots of#smaller gifs#but then i made that top gif just bc that shot is so striking to me i love it so much#and then i was like what if...... i just do a bunch of huge gifs that IS my brand after all#u will see THIS is aléks' taemin post right away#so i did that and then i noticed as i was working that all of them kinda had something pink to them#so i guess we call this the bisexual lighting taemin birthday set bc once i realized i leaned into that theme#i literally watched thru most of all his concerts to find the perfect shots which honestly...#i don't mind i can watch them 10000 times literally.#but just wanna say every time he performs it's so new and fresh and it's a new take on songs u've heard a thousand times before just bc#everything from performance to production to arrangements is just SO extraordinary and different from concert to concert#also i really think.... that those top and bottom gifs may be my best work to date i am so in love with them like mainly bc it's taemin but#also just because i actually truly did something there.#also shoutout to hanna for figuring out what was wrong with my code to make the gradient text not transfer to reblogs i owe u my life <3#1k
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belligerentbagel · 6 months ago
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hey young blood, doesn't it feel like our time is running out?
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pinkcadillaccas · 6 months ago
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I think Dean should have manipulated prayer so much more than he did, cas is talking so someone and from twenty feet away dean prays dear angel of the lord Castiel, your fly's down... Lol made you look
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missdove · 4 months ago
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Anyone by @gentrychild
Imagine a world where your quirk determines your path and your worth. A world that has no place for a quirkless boy.
Despite that, Izuku is determined to become a hero. Until he realizes no one will let him.
So he accidentally creates a helpful (criminal) organization.
And he (not so) accidentally steals One for All.
May contain Izuku technically becoming a villain but still helping people, All Might running around like a headless chicken to find his stolen quirk, and All for One refusing to just go away.
the full version of my animatic for gentry’s fic
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Totally random and not my usual topic, but my skin issues have gotten loads better since I started doing at home skin peels. If you have acne or other skin issues, this is an affordable and powerful option to be aware of.
I’m not gonna endorse any brands or anything, but here's some info for anyone interested:
at home skin peels are way more affordable than the same treatments done in spas/clinics. They are available online without a prescription, can cost as little as $15, and last up to a year (depending on how frequently you use it).
however, many of these are professional strength, so you have to do your research and follow the guidelines, and always patch test. at home peels can be remarkably effective, but can cause real damage when not done properly.
you also need to follow proper aftercare procedures (e.g. moisturizer and sunscreen are mandatory).
fortunately, these things are not that difficult to learn! I learned by reading a bunch of online how-to guides. Here is a beginner’s guide to get you started, and here are examples of more detailed instructions: link 1 link 2
I don’t know anything about different brands (I just chose products with decent reviews in my price range), but the main things to keep in mind when choosing a peel are the acid type and solution strength.
choose the acid type based on the skin issues you want to treat. for example, I alternate between salicylic acid (for acne), and glycolic acid (for acne scars and texture issues). There are plenty of other options.
chose the solution strength based on how strong you want the effects to be. For example, a 10-15% solution probably won’t cause peeling or redness, but the results will be less dramatic (but it is a good place to start if you are unsure what your skin will tolerate). I use 30 to 40% solutions, and experience minor peeling for 2-3 days afterwards. there are stronger options, such as 70%, but these require experience and serious research before using, as they require different prep and aftercare, and come with a much higher risk of accidental misuse (read: chemical burns). PH and acid type also factors into true peel strength.
When choosing a peel strength, keep in mind your own knowledge of your skin’s sensitivity. Not everyone's skin responds the same; when in doubt err on the side of caution. It’s better to work your way up to stronger peels as needed. (And you can use the weaker ones more frequently/leave them on longer as needed).
I’m also a fan of using peels to spot treat (as opposed to doing the whole face at once). I do a full peel every 3-6 weeks, and use q-tips to spot treat individual breakouts as needed.
You can also buy kits, which are more expensive but may be easier to use, and include extra products. For example, some include a neutralizing spray (I just use a baking soda-water mixture), and hyaluronic acid serums (very good for moisturizing afterwards, but you can use generic moisturizers too, which you may already have lying around at home).
Skin peels also work for body acne and other body skin issues. Apparently some peels are also a treatment option for eczema.
final note: be sure not to use retinol products in the days before and after a skin peel, since that thins the skin and increases the risk of damage. treat your skin very gently as it heals, avoiding other treatments (such as facial waxing, depilatories, etc).
anyway. I have spent very little money and gotten very good results, much better than with drug store products. so if that appeals to you, do your research!
personally I'm just fantastically smug that for like $45 bucks a year I'm getting the same stuff people pay hundreds a month for at spas. nothing makes my skin glow like the sheer malicious pleasure of cheating the system
ko-fi
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shadeswift99 · 7 days ago
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This took a while to sink in for me, so there's a good chance someone else has already said it, but...I don't think Joel was ever cured of the Boogeyman curse?
He got his kill, yes, but he died so soon after that I don't think the actual cure was ever administered to him. And he had eleven confirmed kills by the end, the most on the entire server, by a long shot. He was absolutely devoted to taking as many people down as he could, just so zoned in on that goal... The life of a red name has been described by many as an unnatural bloodlust. And the Boogeymen of Last Life have described their condition as an itch, a red mist, something that impairs your judgement and pushes you down a murderous path....
It is entirely possible that by some glitch or neglect, Joel spent the majority of Last Life running around with twice the amount of bloodlust as a red name is supposed to have. And honestly, yeah, that tracks.
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castleamc · a month ago
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Helmet resting on forehead...you know the usual Mandalorian thing 😏
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plus the socky head thing and smiling like come on...
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I can't imagine how mind-blowing it must've been for Pedro to meet Temuera, in person, wearing his Boba Fett suit. I like to think he geeked out BIG TIME.
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pencilscratchins · 2 months ago
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bailey and i finally have finished our prequels recap and have discovered... these movies are very good, actually? watch in full, or watch all 3 on my google drive and get some of bailey's stickers, proceeds going to charity!
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ofhobbitsandwomen · 5 months ago
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thinking of resurrecting my pre internet hobbies like “walking with friends in different places” anyone want to join me
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