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#'hippity hoppity your lap is now my property'
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my cat: *exists*
me: *lying in bed*
my cat:
hippity hoppity your lap is now my property
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Bam: my lap
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i’m not gonna apologize
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utakoi · 4 years
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Taking Inventory
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Pairing: Yandere!Pro Hero!Izuku Midoriya x Fem!Reader
Summary: Izuku breaks into your apartment to grab clothes for his dedicated shrine to you. He returns home with a little more than he initially planned.
Warnings: smut !!18+ ONLY!! (panty thievery + masturbation), yandere themes (stalking + break-ins), cursing
Inspo Playlist: An Unhealthy Obsession - The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra // Thinking Bout You - Ariana Grande // Who Are You, Really? - Mikky Ekko
A/N: I was very tempted to make the summary “hippity hoppity your panties are now Izuku’s property” but y’know. This was initially going to have a veryyy different plot, but I’ll probably save it for a sequel or sumn idk
Izuku Midoriya knows that he’s a fanboy.
It was apparent ever since he was a toddler, collecting every piece of All Might merch he could find and meticulously cleaning them to keep them in their utmost pristine condition. However, he thought his obsessive tendencies diminished over the years as he became a hero himself, perhaps being explained by how busy he was in his new duties as the symbol of peace.
Oh, how completely wrong he was.
Ever since he rescued you from a villain, he’s completely fallen back into his fanatic nature, albeit being much more intense than from what he remembers. Planning his patrols around places you frequented, sneakily taking photos of you as you went about your day, gathering information about what you liked and disliked… Those are just a few things Izuku’s done to work in “getting to know you” into his hectic schedule.
It’s come to the point that he acknowledges that his love for you has risen above his admiration for All Might, and that’s a tough thing to accomplish!
Now, after a long day full of protecting civillians and taking down villains, he pins new polaroids on the wall and wonders if you’ve pieced together the clues he’s undoubtedly left behind at your apartment when he last snagged some clothes to add to his dedicated shrine. Your quirk allows you to selectively heighten your senses for a short period of time, after all.
Izuku thinks about whether or not you use your quirk often at home. You’d have to, right? He’s seen you scrub and polish your floors thoroughly through your window while he watched from afar. You must have used your quirk to amplify your eyesight, likely allowing you to see every speck of dust littering your apartment. If you could manage to see such minuscule pieces of dirt, then you must have found a few stray strands of his curly green hair.
Thinking about you pinching the strands between your fingers to study it further makes him feel a little giddy, almost bordering on embarrassed. Did you figure out the clues? He knows you see him patrolling around your favorite areas. Sometimes, he even catches you looking at him, but you always just seem to catch yourself and go back to your daily routine.
If you didn’t find out his identity from the hair, then maybe the unfamiliar smell in your home allowed you to figure out what he’s doing. He’s sure that the smell of his cologne or body wash lingers in the air a little after breaking into your apartment, allowing you to catch whiffs of the scent. His giddiness intensifies a little more when he imagines some of his scent catching on your body, ultimately making you smell like him.
Maybe you’ve already figured out that he’s stalking you, but you’re too shy or intimidated by his status as the new symbol of peace to confront him about it? Maybe you’re even secretly crushing on him and love the amount of dedication he has to get to know you despite not being able to talk to you often due to the sheer amount of his hero duties.
He certainly hopes that’s the case.
As he cuddles closely with your shirt, he notices how your scent has become far fainter than the last time he brought it out.
It seems that he’s gonna have to go on a trip tonight.
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Thankfully, you have a night shift, so he won’t have to worry about not waking you up as he picks your lock. In less than a minute, the door’s open and he’s eagerly entering your apartment.
Passing your tiny kitchen and living room area, Izuku makes a beeline straight to your closet.
He places back the scentless clothes and then proceeds to dig around for new pieces to take back home. Brushing his calloused hands over the cottons, silks, and denims, he takes his sweet time picking out a few quality pieces. Once he’s made his pick, he starts to pack them neatly into his bag.
He stops his movements, however, when he notices something hanging off a basket closeby. Squinting at it, Izuku almost has a heart attack upon realizing what it is.
It’s a pair of your panties.
He’s opened up your underwear drawer before, but he closed it shut immediately after. He just couldn’t grow out of some of his childhood timidness and, well, he did feel like he would be crossing the line if he took your undies.
However, the difference between those pairs and this one is the freshness. He’s already deduced that the basket is most likely where you keep your dirty laundry, thus meaning that the panties that are hanging off it are…
A flood of heat courses through his body and before he knows it, the panties are in his hands. For a while, he just stares at it, taking note of the design and material.
A billion thoughts fill his head.
This is wrong, he shouldn’t be touching your panties! That’s just… wrong!
But isn’t everything he’s doing wrong? Even he knows that breaking into your apartment is practically villainous!
But still… Just like he did when he was quirkless before… He could just work hard to become a man worthy enough for your affection, right? You’d forgive him for this!
You probably wouldn’t even care much since you’re bound to fall in love with him in the end anyway. He’s just doing research to get to know you well so that he can be the best boyfriend for you!
He wouldn’t mind if you took a pair of his underwear, so you probably feel the same way, right? And- And then he’ll wash them for you right after he’s done with them! Ultimately, he’s just doing you a favor!
It isn’t until a good amount of time later that he realizes he’d been mumbling everything unconsciously. Taking a moment to compose himself, he stuffs the panties in with the rest of the clothes he’s taking and makes his way home.
// // // // //
Izuku doesn’t think he’s ever zipped down his pants so fast. As soon as he got home, he sprinted to his room and plopped onto his bed, dumping out his haul beside him.
When he spots your panties, he grabs them and immediately pushes them up to his face. As soon as your potent scent hits his nose, he groans and feels his pants suddenly grow much tighter.
You smell heavenly.
As he wraps his hand around his cock, he leans back on the bed and visualizes you hovering over his face. Your pussy is so close to his mouth, yet too far to lick at. All he can do is inhale your arousing scent.
“You’ve been such a good boy, lately, Deku. What about I give you a reward, hm? You want that?” You’d tease as your thighs ever so slightly squeeze his head.
“Yes, please! Please give me a reward!” He cries out, slightly muffled by your panties. He can imagine you laughing playfully in response to his desperate plea.
“Alright, but I don’t want to spoil you too much…” You’d finally drop yourself onto his waiting mouth, shutting him up effectively. “So you’re going to have to take my pussy with my panties still on, ok? Is that alright, my cute little pet?”
Izuku’s nose bumps against your clit as he nods as much as he can, causing you to moan delightfully.
He whimpers as his tongue darts out to lap at your panties. Fuck, were you actually wet while wearing these? Your taste is so intoxicating that it’s making his head spin.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” Izuku growls. He tightens his grip on his erection, desperately trying to create more friction.
“I love you! I love you so much! Fuck, you taste so good!” He praises you as he licks and sucks at the fabric of your underwear. The mental image of you grinding harshly against his face and suffocating him with your clothed pussy fuels his lust.
He’s getting close, but it’s just not enough. He needs something more, just a little bit more!
Mind driven with the need to cum, Izuku shoves the panties into his mouth, effectively muffling his moans as he finally reaches his peak. His hips buck up wildly as his cock spurts out ropes of cum. They splatter all over his abs, and a bit even lands on the pile of your clothes he dumped out earlier.
Spent, Izuku takes the saliva-soaked panties out of his mouth and lets them plop next to his his head.
They’ve definitely lost your scent and taste now.
It’s a shame, really. He’d just gotten them and they’re already soiled.
“Oh well, I can always go back for another pair.” Izuku smiles as he plans out another trip to your apartment tomorrow.
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circusclownsam · 2 years
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Young Justice Nightwing: *exists*
Me: “Hippity Hoppity, your lap is now my property”
LIKEEEE
I don’t make the rules okayyyy
But fr tho, He’s so fine
DM me to roleplay :)
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saphira-artandoc · 5 years
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Don’t you just love it when you are trying to work on something on your computer but your cat says: “Hippity hoppity this lap is now my property”
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