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#'horace' she's going to be merciless about and the others will Hurt Her Brain
incomingalbatross · 4 years
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Things Cassandra Presumably Doesn’t Know, as of “Once A Handmaid...”
All the drama with Varian and her ex-boyfriend and the Memory Wand (sure, she knows Varian isn’t evil, but does she know anything about that process?? I don’t think so)
EUGENE’S REAL NAME IS HORACE
Catalina is a werewolf now.
(Also, Catalina and Angry have real names)
“Hey, y’know that super historically-important book Andrew tried to steal? Like, you had this whole plot about saving it to save the kingdom? Yeah, uh, King Trevor stole it and basically destroyed it. ...Yes, THAT Trevor. Yes, we’re all very embarrassed.”
Oh yeah, Pascal has an adopted dragon son!! He’s cute!! :)
Presumably her dad did tell her about the whole wishing-for-a-second-chance debacle between her last two scenes... but yeah. That happened too.
Her dad resigned rather than have to choose between her and his oath, and gave the position of Captain of the guard to EUGENE. EUGENE
Seriously, how did she maintain her cover when she walked into the palace courtyard and saw Eugene in that uniform. HOW
Brock Thunderstrike... exists
I just... I want to see Cass reacting to ALL of these things. The POTENTIAL.
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