#'if youd rather drop dead thats fine but you know that dropping down dead bears a fine'

[lichtel-archive]

communist gang needs to address the fact that funerals are really expensive and usually not at all funded by the govt. like, you have to pay thousands of dollars JUST FOR BURIAL of your loved ones, esp if you don't permanently own any property (and owning property is becoming less and less common nowadays), even though humans have been burying our dead since before we got into agriculture... really fucked up

#these tags are so depressing. don't read them if you're in a shitty place rn. stay safe #[keith] #sorree I was just thinking abt the fact that fat ppl's families need to pay hundreds to thousands of dollars more for their funerals #I know it's more work but like. whyyyy isn't basic burial government funded!! even going straight into the ground no casket no service #can cost like 3000 dollars. and thats for thin ppl. why do you have to pay to die #hang on I think my favorite anticapitalism video game fan song has a quote about this #'if youd rather drop dead thats fine but you know that dropping down dead bears a fine' #LITERALLY. if you're so poor in this country that you see killing yourself as the only way out‚ your family will have to #go into debt if they want your body treated with an ounce of respect. #'you may waste your days but at least you were able / to pay off your grave since we leased you your cradle' #jesus fuck I hate capitalism #federal govt will be like 'yeah I can give you $255 <3 hope that pays your $3000 bill off!!' #'and if your loved one died from injuries they got while playing the role of our puppets in our wars? we can give you $2000!! #not even enough to literally dump their bare body in the ground' #some states will pay for basic burial or cremation if they have literally no way to pay. but even that isn't required at the federal level

[oh-for-fic-sake]

Shifter series dialogue teaser?

So here is some dialogues from each chapter on my shifter series. I am working on the but soo far i get have the dialogue 😅😅

"no! Geralt you dont know enough! You dont understand!"

"I understand enough to know youll do as your told. Afterall you are my female, i felt you surrender to me. Im betting that im your alpha now"

"now get up female its time to return home, we can discuss things with vesemir"

"no! Geralt please-"

"like you said witchers are a dying breed, it shouldnt matter now get up and stop your wailing"

"I wanted to see the kings pet"

"P-pet?! I am no ones pet! I am a duke!"

"Exactly~ sir duke, tell me do you play fetch with the king?"

"This is my territory and youd do well to remember your place"

"Or what alpha?"

"Or a may just remind you of what mouthy females get mate"

"Dont threaten me with a good time if you cant deliver"

'GERALT! FUCKING LET GO-LET GO OF HER! YOULL HURT HER-SHES BLEEDING'

'Im just holding her sherlock. Making sure she cant run off, theres no pressure'

'Shes limp! Shes gone limp youve hurt her! YOU HURT HER'

'shes just staying still like a good cub. You'd know if she were dead. Now calm down and i will hand her to you'

'Good man sherlock, deeper breaths... thats it now tranfrom back'

"Give her to me. Please... Alpha please- im better now, im in control geralt-"

"Oh thank god! Y/n y/n are you okay? Your hurt here come"

"You wont? They said you would- that youd kill us, eat us both me and August if you came"

"No no, its much easier to got to a restaurant now days, besides im rather partial to dark meats- white meat is salty i prefere stake so unless your going to turn into a prime bit of beef your fine. oh no okay okay im sorry that joke was in poor taste... so was that shit"

"Did he really just make a meat joke when she thinks he's gonna eat her and the cub?"

"How did sherlock make such a stupid cub?"

"Im just hopeing its the shock of meeting his mate making him a idiot"

Be-more-pacific: Beyond my skillset? How fucking hard is it to split money. The hard bit was getting these digits jackass! And the boomer you sent was eating my dust! Wouldnt be surprized if he had a stroke😏😏

August: kid I mean it I'm not fucking around give me the numbers before I get mad.

Be-more-pacific: before you get mad? What are you my dad? Rotflshmsfoaidmt

August: What? What was all that? Is that the number in code. Give me the key so I can crack it.

Be-more-pacific:omg🤣😂 it means rolling on floor laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and i dropped my taco. Peace out bitches thanks for the early retirement fund! 🤭😘😇

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"'Fraid not my little nibble. It was completly real. Big old sy here had to haul your ass across a freezing wilderness to get you out of the cold"

"Sy? You named a bear... sy?"

"God im lucky your so cute~ but yes its sy short for syverson"

"Dominic Eugene syerson at your service ma'am. Former army captain, resident mr fix it of these here surrounding holdings. Occasional apex predator and your future husband~"

"Occasional apex predator?"

"Shifter darlin' bear shifter to be precise"

"Funny... almost as funny as that husband comment"

"Well, you might laugh but im serious nibble~"

#henry cavill #geralt of rivia #witcher geralt #charles brandon #henry sherlock #sherlock holmes #napoleon solo #august walker #cpt syverson #captain syverson #shifter au #oh for fic sake teaser