#'it's because all the workers are locked inside the termitary you moron you absolute buffoon'

[modlisznik]

based on p2 artemy’s impeccable deadpan wit and tendency to lie in absurd ways for the sake of amusing only himself, p1 oyun’s idea of testing artemy being hazing him and jerking his chain, aspity in marble nest dying in front of daniil to assert dominance, ‘’look a snake-man. let us call him moga’’ sounding like a call to Bully This Guy, I kinda headcanon the kin have an extremely advanced grasp of ironic humor

yes!!! and let’s not forget Aspity vaguely threatening to fuck your wife if you turn your back on her (the wife. not Aspity. unless...)What an icon. Ofc we can’t judge the delivery of these lines because of, well, the lack of dubbing, but I can totally imagine them being masters of deadpan humor

also remember that one boatman Worm (Boatworm) bullshitting you in your face how “oooh, there’s this totally *cryptic* and *magical* reason for which I can’t take you out of the infected district to spread the plague all over, oooh” and then admitting that he does that because otherwise, the townsfolk won’t take “no” for an answer? I can imagine them doing that, for once taking advantage that people around them are mostly ignorant about their believes and customs. “Yes, there’s *mystical and exciting reason* for which you can’t pet this bull” and the reason is the booha doesn’t trust you and can run faster than you asfgaagfdas go away

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #also I love how in P1 there was this incredibly vague idea of why Daniil and Artemy couldn't enter the abattoir #something around the lines of 'oooh there are dark forces and energies and stuff and we need to wait till the stars align' #then in P2 you ask Oyun the same questionand he's like #'it's because all the workers are locked inside the termitary you moron you absolute buffoon' #permian-tropos