#'nah but i did learn this sick karate move'

[batarangsoundsdumb]

bruce: so billy where are your parents?

billy: i don't have any ??

bruce: oh really me too? did yours get murdered or did they just die tragically?

billy: they were murdered-

bruce: oh my god MINE TOO

#this convo does not end with billy being adopted #bruce like 'yo that sucks for you anyways when i was your age i spent 6 months in a tibetan monestery and that really helped me-' #'did it help you get through everything?' #'nah but i did learn this sick karate move' #not to hate on anyone's headcanons but bruce literally does not commit voluntary adoption. all of those kids were accidents #bruce always wears protection but unfortunately for him. nothing can protect you from 6 orphans wanting you to be their father figure #billy batson #shazam #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dcu #dc comics #dc incorrect quotes