#'oh'

[desire-mona]

i love that charlie at welton is like the spawn of satan and the personification of rebellion but at any public school he'd just be a little annoying

#desire mona #keating too he'd just be one of those teachers where people are like #'oh who do u have for english' #'keating' #'oh hes weird but hes fun. i heard he spun some kid around while making him recite poetry' #'oh' #dead poets society #charlie dalton #john keating #by tag technicality

[typefourty]

I love asking a character why they do something, and then realizing that I am looking into a mirror but my reflection has a funny little hat on.

#'hey why are you like this?' #“Yeah about that. It's basically never safe to talk about yourself. If something can be used against you it will be eventually." #“Vulnerability is a loaded gun. It's just better and easier in the long term to keep shit to yourself.” #'oh' #i am narcissus staring into the rivers of olympus. wondering why his reflection is so fucking stupid. #(OP)

[warlordfelwinter]

'manslaughter chasm'??? sounds inviting

#god i hope rain named all of this shit when he was in charge here #i'm sure it was like this before him #but i'm just imagining him showing enver around like #'and this is manslaughter chasm' #'why do you call it that?' #'because i have a guy who stands there and casts power word kill on people who come in' #'oh' #fel's bg3 #oc: rain

[tmae3114]

today in My Baby-Face Is So, So Bad: a woman who is fully aware that I have a four year degree AND has my date of birth on file was surprised to hear that I am not under 22

#me #'have you applied for your bus pass?' 'I... don't qualify...?' #'Are you over 22???' #'I'M 24' #'OH' #theoretically having a four year degree at 21 would be possible if you went to uni at 17 but. that's not the assumption she was making #the data just hadn't meshed with the conclusion she drew from my physical appearance

[cynicallyscorned]

the fun part about this guy is not only does he suck at keeping connections with people because of the Trauma tm and the Fear tm, he's also just... like that. lmao. he's still sonic. he comes and goes wherever the wind takes him. consistency doesn't exist in this dude's vocab. he's not easy to get ahold of, i've come to realize!

#🚫 — take a hint from me. this is not what you came to see. ❪ headcanons. ❫ #the more and more i consider what cynic is like when he actually makes friends the more i'm just #'oh' #'you are an INTROVERT my guy' #which is interesting because its not that he avoids people at all costs - he's not exactly a social hermit in that regard #he just has to bounce around different people. people he has no emotional ties to #the fear of getting attached amplified in someone who already is such a free spirit makes him one hell of a challenge to befriend #let alone track down and find #and with that warp ring he could go literally anywhere

[youareinacomawakeup]

I play this old game, this old MMO, called Nexus. It was the first MMO I ever played, as well as the first one to ever exist, as far as I’m aware. (Those who read my fics might be interested in knowing that my love for this game was what inspired The Shattering of Altea. There are little nods to it here and there in that story, like the walls around Arus with its four gates resembling the walls around Buya and Kugnae.)

At some point, during the late ‘00s or the early ‘10s, Those On High decided to segregate registered players from unregistered players and made a new area in the game called Tangun. This was obviously a bad move and the rate of new players joining the game took a nosedive because...what’s the point of a free trial that’s basically an entirely different game?

That move has been backpedaled since, but now there’s this funny little...issue, with it.

See, there’s this bridge between the area where the game started you and the main village area of Tangun that used to be guarded by a short quest. A big man guarding the bridge would tell you that he would only allow you passage if you brought him the scalp of a bandit called Le Chipe.

Well, thing is, the village, with the inn where you’re transported to automatically if you come to Tangun from another part of the game, is on the other side of that bridge. And since that area, north of the bridge, would be where you entered the area from the first time now that the segregation is no longer there, as opposed to the kitchen in the southwestern most part of the map...that means that the cave where Le Chipe spawns is on the opposite side of the bridge, and passing the bridge guard would be impossible. It would be a key inside a locked box.

So they removed that quest, and the guard on the bridge.

But you can still go into the Bandit Cave, kill Le Chipe, and pick up his scalp. It’s just not used for anything anymore. A worthless solution to a problem already solved, like a boat left on the shore of a lake that’s long since dried up.

...Anyway, I still freeze every time I hear footsteps on the other side of a door, even though I no longer live with my abusive mother and the sound of footsteps on the other side of a door is no longer a sign of danger.

#The story about Nexus is true #and at first I just started typing for reasons I didn't understand #like 'I don't know why this little factoid about this game I'm so nostalgic for resonates with me so much' #'But I'm gonna tell people about it anyway' #and then partway through writing it #I was like #'Oh' #'Trauma metaphor' #'This is how PTSD works' #'There is no longer a guard on the bridge' #'But Le Chipe is still in his cave all the same' #'Luring unassuming new players into picking up his scalp and going I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT MAYBE I NEED IT' #But no #you don't #you really don't need it #and yet evolution has decided to give it to you anyway.

[bitchapalooza]

Whenever I try to think of surveyshipping flirting it fails so its led me to believe neither can flirt so now I wonder how the fuck these two even got together lmao

#'hey how did we start dating again?' #'i nervously asked you to lunch you said sure i havent eated and i nearly threw up on you out of nervousness' #'i didnt know that last part....' #'i meant to confess that on our wedding night so you wouldnt break up with me' #'oh' #'do you still want to be with me even though i almost got sick on you?' #'yeah i find your weird body attractive i wouldnt trade it for even the biggest of muscle' #'awwwww cyllene! <3' #they lack the most basic of communication skills and are very weird your honor #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon headcanons #captain cyllene #professor laventon #surveyshipping

[sensoryled]

post-weapon immortality go brrrrrr

#the idea that he doesn't even realize that that was part of it for like #a few years afterwards #and he eventually realizes he's not aging and just #'oh' #dash comm. #v ; flare. #++ archived. ++

[bellyjellyfish]

i think the best way to figure out your sexuality or gender is to actually talk about it with someone

bc sometimes the answer is more obvious when you put your thoughts into words

#idk if this makes sense #its like when you think of a joke and say it out loud but its not as funny as you thought it was #HORRIBLE example but hopefully you get my point #but thats how i figured out i was aroace #i had one conversation with my friend about questioning my sexuality #and right after i was like #'oh' #'yeah im definitely aroace lol'

[scoups4lyfe]

oooh i thought the dying part... but still pffft bwahahahahahaha

It was the dying part LOL

#RIP vaping batman's dad #that dude had father issues #but if he meant the igarashi's #he'd go #'oh' #LOL #kronthescoup #my thougts #asks #anons #vape anon

[samatedeansbroccoli]

I'm starting to wonder if I have tinnitus...

#it's mild #but I was asking my sister 'hey do you hear that high whine?' #and she was like 'what no' #'it's not every day you hear something like it?' #'no?' #'oh' #i'll get it checked out but it's been in my life for as long as I can remember so it's likely #thebroccolitalks

[kaeyazuha]

just saw that you responded to an ask i sent you days ago??? (in my defence i forgot i sent the ask and i was on anon) im here to let you know that it was me. i am your bestie now. 😈

Haha, it's nice to meet you! Also, I did change my theme a bit so I hope it's darker now <3

oh cool, hey bestie 😈

#tumblr should make a way to alert you when anon messages are answered #i often forget i left someone a message and then i see the ask like 'oh that looks like my writing! :D' #'oh' #kycasual

[random2908]

Constant lightning (every 5 seconds or less, and yes I’m counting seconds between flares), but at least now that the storm is here for real my migraine is breaking.

#'it can't be storm-related there's rain and lightning and I still feel like I can't move' #storm starts for real #'oh'

[starfallandsilver]

Kabedon Avros

Send “ Kabedon ” to pin my muse against a wall.

                                     One would think him blind, if he were to say he'd forgotten how tall Qrow actually was. He's used to the other man forever perched into a slouch, withdrawn in not just words but body language. It wasn't so that Avros was unaware of him, far from it, rather, it was unexpected.

                                             Unexpected to have the other man suddenly pinning him flush against the wall, his grip steady and unyielding. There's nothing rough in his demeanor, evident in the careful manner in which he ensures that yes, Avros's wings are pressed to flare against the wall, but not pinch or pull against his clothing or own body.

                                                It's because of this, and their carefully built trust to this point, that Avros remains compliant and willing to follow. Instead, peering up at him, curious of what intentions lay within this course of action. Shadowed eyes of deepened red seem to search over the Black Swan, though for what Avros wasn't certain. He wants to talk, but feels that it may be inappropriate in some way.

                                          Instead, he holds steady his gaze, let's himself be pinned with his wrists loosely bound. In this angle perhaps one would find him forced to look up, meet his captor's eyes, but this simply wasn't so. After all, Avros could've easily erased all visual traces of himself if he so chose. No, no, instead he is curious, and the slightest, smallest bit intrigued in a manner that was nothing short of delighted desire. More so than that, which left a flush of color to bloom across his face, leaving his cheeks feeling a tad hot.

                                 It appears such a reaction was the signal Qrow didn’t know he was looking for, as Avros finds him much closer than before. Such a genuine look of want and fear displayed so plainly with such little space between them, its like tumbling into the depths of the ocean without a breath. A shuddering exhale heaves from his lungs, and he is drowning for whatever this man was willing to give him.

                                        Avros tilts his face towards Qrow's neck, breathes a whispered plea against his flesh. "Please."

                      For once, Avros is tired of dancing. He just wants this one to end, presses nearer, encourages this display with one of his own, wings furling around to draw a shroud of shadows around the both of them. Manages to snare a greedily taken kiss after peppering kisses up his throat, for yes, Avros may be so compliant to let Qrow figure out where they stood but, once known-

                       Well, Avros wasn’t prone to leaving a song unsung.

#Muse: Avros #flightofaqrow #Qrow: Calamity's Flight & War Song #nsfw: suggestive #{ Song to Song Beat to Beat Destruction Reaps: Calamitous Harmony } #suggestive #brain went #BRRRRR #I just really liked the idea of Qrow deciding eh #lets push the boundaries #see if its in my head #and its like #'oh' #its /not/ #tried a different approach for these two! #less words and more quiet communication #save the one word #for that oomph effect

[baekhest]

wtf why did nobody tell be Black Friday (starkid musical) was That good

#'oh haha funny parody of how people get on black friday' #'oh' #'oh god' #'THIS FUCKS' #like i'm kind of lukewarm on the starkid musicals I've seen but this one grabbed me by the throat #it's batshit insane but like in a good way #starkid #black friday

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

#snake hisses #Not putting this in my art tag #boop #scheduling this for midnight #edit: huh so its still going huh. oh well have it early