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#'so you idiots don't starve yourselves to death'
callmemrskenway · 2 years
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You and Obanai compete for Mitsuri's affections and all three of you fall in love hcs:
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- No but fr, I would fight Obanai for Mitsuri but if he's willing to share then I might too🙄
- Your competition for Mitsuri's affections have gone on ever since you two joined the Hashira corps.
- Both of you are very close to Mitsuri but often try to steal her time from one another.
- "Kanroji, over here-"
- "MITSU-CHAN, CHECK THIS OUT-"
- Despite the aggressive rivalry you two have for each other, everyone can sense the tension between you two. Like there are times where you're arguing and things get heated and everyone else is there like: "Lol, we SEE you."
- Like for example, if you're getting attacked by a demon and it looks like you're gonna be in danger, Obanai will go HAM on that dumbass and then kneels next to you asking if you're alright in a gentle tone. Then you both get flustered angry and he's all, "I only saved you because it'd make Kanroji sad if you died and if anyone's gonna kill you, it's gonna be me."
- "Go slither under a rock, snake boy."
- NO BUT YOU TWO NOT WANTING TO MAKE MITSURI SAD SO YOU PRETEND TO GET ALONG but Mitsuri thinks you two like each other and while she is happy and delighted for you guys, she gets kinda sad seeing how you two get along because she's afraid she'll just turn into a third wheel.
- Totally oblivious to the way you guys actually threaten each other with death because you love her so much.
- Also, both of you dislike how she starves herself looking for a husband and insist that she eats with you two and while she would usually try to avoid it, she could never say no to how cute and determined the both of you looked right now.
- So moments where you and Obanai work hard to prepare a decent and proper meal for the pink haired girl while also still highkey competing with each other to see whose food she'd like best. When you ask her, she just giggles and says she loves both of your cooking and you both are JUST SO HAPPY-
- You totally bicker about it in private though because, UM, DID YOU SEE THE EYES LIT UP WHEN SHE TRIED YOUR FOOD-
- Realizes she wants to be more than just friends with you both when you two save her in the most romantically dramatic way possible.
- A demon snuck up on her and she wasn't able to respond fast enough to the situation and was worried she'd get killed but then you and Obanai show up ready to FUCK SHIT UP.
- "You disgusting demon-"
- "DON'T TOUCH OUR KANROJI."
- You two might fight a lot but god, do you two make an excellent team. Your movements in sync as you slash and destroy the unholy beast before the both of you notice how you guys are so close to each other and blush and glare at each other.
- Then you go check on your Mitsuri to make sure she's okay!! And she is, and she's so touched that you two care about her so much that she starts crying and you and Obanai start getting angry at each other.
- "YOU MADE HER CRY!"
- "NO, YOU DID, YOU IDIOT-"
- "N-No, I'm not crying because I'm sad, I'm just crying because you called me your Kanroji!"
- Both you and Obanai just blush and get flustered as you tried to explain yourselves to her but you two know you've been caught.
- Now time for fluffy relationship stuff.
- First off, double dates with Tengen and his wives and literally no one outside the Hashira can tell whose married to who, ya'll just move like one big polyamarous pack.
- You and Obanai getting into it with Tengen when he talks about how great his wives are because, UM, DOES HE SEE HOW YOUR PRECIOUS KANROJI IS A GIFT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS!?
- You and Obanai also being a bit more genuinely affectionate with each other. Like you're gonna help him cook dinner but he tells you that he's fine and he just wants to make something for all three of you by himself and st first you're gonna argue because you don't want him to overwork but then he suggests you to keep Mitsuri company which you gladly take.
- At some point, he looks up from the kitchen to the living room where you and Mitsuri are in lively conversation, her head on your shoulder and you blushing but giggling at her words and Obanai just has the softest gaze as he looks at you both.
- Or where Obanai is fighting a demon and you and Mitsuri are there like: ���� and then Obanai notices you two staring and he gets flustered but then he teases YOU SPECIFICALLY (bc you both still highkey antagonize each other).
- As for Mitsuri's views on the relationship, SHE HAS NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. AT FIRST, SHE THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER FIND A HUSBAND WHO'D LOVE HER BUT NOW SHE HAS TWO LOVES!? SHE'S SO LUCKY.
- Still oblivious to you two competing for her praise but she notices how you two sometimes give each other the silent treatment and while she doesn't know why you two are fighting (in reality: its just the rivals to lovers sexual tension) she wants to make it better.
- NO BUT IF YOU GUYS EVER GET INTO GENUINE FIGHTS, Mitsuri cuddling the both of you with your head in her lap and Obanai's head on her shoulder and she's gently caressing his face while petting and combing through your hair as she has you all just talk about whatever problems you guys mightve had that lead to the fight and then you guys feel a bit better and just bask in each other's presences.
- Obanai and Mitsuri getting jealous over you though sometimes like, Mitsuri is such a nice person so she'd just laugh away the ugly feeling and agree that you are attractive, but Obanai is all: "HEY, THAT'S OUR PARTNER, HOW DARE YOU-"
- If you and Mitsuri hear someone simping for Obanai, you get passive-aggressive and she just backs you up while still being polite but you two make it clear that he is both your man-
- As for being jealous inside the relationship? Obanai and you learn and are assured that Mitsuri loves you both the same because she makes sure you both feel equally loved and that her heart is big enough for the both of you. So you guys just act petty towards each other for no reason💀
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toomanythought · 3 years
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Julius sends the captains on team-building retreats you heard it here first folks.
#black clover#i can't stop imagining him forcing them all to go camping or something#Yami knows how to do everything because he spent a good amount of time just traveling#but he doesn't help anyone because he thinks it's funny#fuegoleon is the only other person there capable of starting a fire but if he didn't have fire magic he'd be useless#the captain of the purple orcas *disappears under mysterious circumstances* because I'm not really sure how either of them would fair#nozel isn't made for this lifestyle and keeps trying to get Dorothy to let him into the dream world#but dorothy wants to have fun and go camping#what she lacks in ability she makes up for in enthusiasm#Charlotte also isn't made for this but she's not gonna let that stop her#(has to show off for Yami too possibly)#i get the vibe that Jack probably could survive on his own if he tried but he doesn't try and instead causes problems#William also disappears under mysterious circumstances but it's because he decided to sleep in a tree#rill is ready to paint nature#he is not ready to forage for food#eventually Yami leaves and comes back with a bunch of fish+other edible things and clean water#'so you idiots don't starve yourselves to death'#and Dorothy proceeds to go#'Aw you do care'#a week later Julius swings by to pick them all up like a parent collecting his kids from summer camp and they are Changed individuals#Julius: did you learn any new magic?#Nozel: we learned how Not to put out a fire if that's what you're asking#William: and that just because the birds can eat it doesn't mean you can too#rill: does how to fight a bear count? because I did that#everyone else: 👁️👁️- excuse me?? what?#yami: there weren't even bears??#rill: yeah well what did i fight then#yami: not a bear???#magic knight captains#why isn't this showing up in the tags i spent so much time writing tags
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elijahs-wife · 3 years
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🌙 hi y'all! april is pretty much over—i'm a bit late this month but here is a list of all the incredible fics i read over the last month. i can vouch for each one of them, they are all incredible!
🌙 reminder: some of these stories are 18+, so if you are a minor, please don't interact with them! respecting boundaries is important. please also remember to show your support to your favorite fic writers and REBLOG their work! likes are great but reblogs are what keep us going and motivate us to write more stories! one click of a button truly means the world to us.
🌙 catch up with last month's reading list!
☁ the vampire diaries/the originals
↠ breakfast in bed by @theeoriginals
[lucien castle x reader, one shot, fluff] this was the first fic i've ever read for lucien and it actually made me not hate his guts lmao, so cute but still keeping with the essence of his character!! 💖
↠ tranquil by @seraphictrash
[elijah mikaelson x reader, one shot, angst] literally made me cry, was not expecting this fic to be what it was, it's horribly sad but beautiful and just written so, so well.
↠ take me by the heart, take me by the hand by @iliveiloveiwrite
[elijah mikaelson x reader, one shot, fluff] ahh i really loved this one!! i love a good soulmate au and millie delivered hard 😌 she never misses y'all
↠ emptiness of the heart by @imgoingtofreakoutnow
[elijah mikaelson x reader, one shot, angst] made me want to unalive myself. so sad. please just read, i cannot talk about this fic again.
↠ a life without you by @xxwritemeastoryxx
[eventual elijah mikaelson x reader, series] i am so incredibly excited for this series especially bc i've never seen this specific au done before for elijah? and ahhh dom's series always slap hard so i just know it's going to be awesome (while you're at it pls check out her extensive masterlist she is so talented!!)
↠ starved by @nikmikaelsonswife
[klaus mikaelson x reader, one shot, smut] sweet lord this was so, so sexy 🥵 klaus in rut— GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
↠ turn me or leave me by @malfoys-demigod
[elijah mikaelson x reader, one shot, angst] this one was :( made me so upset lmao, hit me right in the heart :(
↠ stefan helps you with a panic attack by @auroracalisto
[stefan salvatore, drabble] i had to include this on here bc reading it was such a comfort to me and i just wanted to share that with anyone who might need it 💕
↠ like i'm gonna lose you by @hellotvshowtrash
[elijah mikaelson x reader, one shot, angst] literally obliterated my heart pls 😭 so beautifully written and tragic.
↠ favorite city, favorite day by @malfoys-demigod
[elijah mikaelson x reader, one shot, fluff] absolutely adorable,
↠ gestures by @tweedlydumbtweedlydoo
[elijah mikaelson x reader, one shot, fluff] elijah is such a cutie in this one—pls read if you enjoy the 'two idiots in love' trope 😌
↠ kick ass by @biisexualemma
[kol mikaelson x reader, one shot, fluff (?)] SO CUTE I YELLED!!! kol is such a sweetheart (when he's not being a pain) and this fic just made me fall in love with him a little bit??
☁ marvel cinematic universe
↠ persephone's symphony by @dizzydancingdreamer
[bucky barnes x reader, series] whenever a new chapter comes out it is the highlight of my day. i love this series more than i can express, it is actually so good and masterfully written and i will keep shouting about this until y'all give it the attention it deserves. READ.
↠ it's messy inside, let me take your coat by @divine-mistake
[bucky barnes x reader, one shot, smut] this one took me on a flipping roller coaster of emotions, but the ending had me melting 🥺
↠ between metal and flesh by @thatweirdoleigh
[bucky barnes x reader, one shot, whump (?)] this hurts my heart but in the best way 🥺 very painful but also soft and sweet 💞
↠ the four times bucky tries to tell you he loves you and the one time he does by @hellotvshowtrash
[bucky barnes x reader, one shot, fluff] so fucking cute oh my god makes me yearn so hard for a shy nervous bucky 😭 one of your best works!! 💗
↠ career day by @alittlebitofwords
[bucky barnes x reader, one shot, fluff] one of the sweetest things i've ever read 😭 in this house we adore dad!bucky and ahhh this was just so adorable!!! 💓
↠ security deposit by @sventeen-daybreak
[bucky barnes x reader, one shot, smut] neighbour!bucky owns my ass, this was so good, loved their relationship and how organic it all was!! incredible 💗
↠ baby blues & tattoos by @angeli-marco-writes
[stephen strange x reader, one shot, smut] i have now re-read this fic 3 times and i am still not over it—your writing style is so good and your characterization of stephen is so spot on 💞
↠ spellbound by @boop-le-snoot
[stephen strange x reader, one shot, smut] have also read this around 3 times now and am still not over it (how starved of content are us stephen fans lmao) — immaculate smut and build up to the smut as well!! 💓
↠ my darling, what did you expect? by @tripleyeeet
[helmut zemo x reader, one shot, angst] makes me wanna unalive myself SFKHSH jk but no this just makes me want to punch zemo and also dom him (maybe both at the same time?)
↠ sam wilson nsfw alphabet by @divine-mistake
[sam wilson x reader, headcanon, smut] yes divine is on this list again. this is like the best sam smut i've read and it wasnt even like. in the form of a full fic. the power you hold, deadly.
↠ 'till death blooms us art by @divine-mistake
[sam wilson x reader, one shot, angst with a happy ending] yes it's this woman again shfshk i can't help that she's so talented. this is an actual masterpiece. so beautiful in its imagery and comparisons, an absolute must read!! 💗
☁ miscellaneous
↠ do what you please to me, i won't resist by @cloudystevie
[andy barber x reader, one shot, smut] literally my entire fantasy in one fic—this is so filthy but so GOOD yknow. jasmeen never misses with the daddy andy content 😌
↠ little red riding hood by @latenitewolves
[peter hale x reader, one shot, smut] one of the first fics i ever read on the hellsite—read it again and was just as amazed, it's still hot as fuck 🥴
↠ passenger seat by @thatslikely
[stiles stilinski x reader, one shot, fluff] so cute its actually insane, fast food and jeep dates with stiles is such a dream 🥺
and that's it for this month! thank you to everyone here for sharing your stories with us! the world is so much better with wonderful fanfiction authors like yourselves in it. always immensely grateful to all of you xx tay 💞
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farfromsugafanfic · 3 years
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Sutures - Chapter Eleven: Right Place
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Genre: Soulmates AU, Idiots to Lovers, slight Enemies to Lovers
Pairing: Yoongi/Named Reader
Warnings (chapter specific): mentions of anxiety (sort of), exes who won’t leave you alone, family hospitalization, mentions of death
Synopsis: “A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.” –Jean de la Fontaine
There was only one thing you and Min Yoongi had in common that night. You were both brokenhearted. You only intended to be together for one night, but when you both end up in the hospital the next day you discover that you are soulmates. It could kill you to be apart. As you and Yoongi attempt to sever the bond between you, will another be formed?
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You swung your legs towards the seat across from you, but they were just barely too short and they fell straight back down which caused Yoongi to chuckle. He sat diagonally from you with his feet resting on the seat beside you. He wore headphones and had his laptop in front of him. You hadn't even realized he was paying attention to you. 
You held your knitting needles and your creation was nearly done. Yoongi had told you about his family dog--Holly--and you remembered seeing his picture in Yoongi's studio. You were knitting a small scarf that would tuck easily around his collar. You wished you had more time to make him something like a jacket, but Yoongi had sprung the trip on you, planning and taking on a large project like that took weeks to complete. 
The scenery on the train flew by so quickly you could hardly make it out and it made your head spin if you tried for more than a few seconds.
"You seem quiet," Yoongi said. He hadn't taken his headphones off and you laughed at the thought that he simply had them in as a habit.
"You were working. I didn't want to disturb you."
Yoongi shrugged and lowered his laptop screen and allowed his headphones to fall around his neck. "You seem nervous." His gaze lowered down to your fingers that continued knitting as you spoke and looked into his eyes. You hadn't even noticed the way your fingers continued the pattern. 
"I mean, I want to make a good impression on your family. I know we're not really together or anything, but I'm your soulmate and if they don't like me--"
"Exactly, you're my soulmate," Yoongi said. "Finding each other was less than one in a million. Almost less than one in a billion. And, don't they say that soulmates are often not just compatible with the person, but their family as well?" 
"That's been the case so far," you said, remembering reading the Wikipedia article on the handful of other soulmate couples. "But, soulmate science is new and imprecise. And, I imagine for those who are different from their families or don't have good relationships with them, that can't always be true."
"I have a feeling they will like you," Yoongi said. "You don't have to worry."
You didn't get a chance to respond as the train lurched to a stop and announced its arrival in Daegu. The doors opened and you stood up. You and Yoongi had had the train car to yourselves, so you were able to stand up and grab your suitcase immediately. 
"Are the press gonna be here?" 
"I don't know," Yoongi said. "We didn't officially announce this trip, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone is following us."
You nodded. It was becoming familiar to see camera flashes and your face used as a cover photo. The thought of growing used to it sent a shiver down your spine as you extended the handle on your suitcase.
Yoongi stood beside you and your eyes met briefly causing his lips to turn upwards in a small smile. He reached up and pulled the mask you'd forgotten was looped around your ears and hanging around your chin up over your lips and nose. 
"Just in case," he said.
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You hadn't seen a single camera as you neared Yoongi's parent's place. You weren't sure if it was a blessing or a curse. Just because you couldn't see the cameras, didn't mean that they weren't there. You half expected to see a picture of you and Yoongi getting off the train in Daegu pop up in your newsfeed. 
"We're here," Yoongi said. The car stopped and Yoongi was immediately out and walking around to open your door. You stepped out and gripped the handle of your suitcase, the bones of your knuckles feeling like they were about to burst through your skin. 
Yoongi walked slightly in front of you and opened the door. The first thing you heard was a high-pitched barking and before you could catch sight of Holly, the brown full-sized poodle was jumping up on you in greeting.
"You must Holly," you said, crouching down and allowing the dog to rest its front half on your lap. "I've heard a lot about you." 
"Ah, I'm right here." Yoongi's face contorted into a look of simultaneous amusement and jealousy. 
You laughed as you ruffled the dog's ears and crouched down so he could lick your chin. "Oh, you're so sweet." You reached into your purse and pulled out the scarf you finished on the train ride and carefully tied it around his neck. 
"Oh!" you heard someone exclaim from the other end of the room. "I wasn't expecting you two for another hour. Dinner isn't done yet." 
"It's fine. We have to get settled anyway." 
Yoongi's mother's eyes widened as she met yours. It was as if she had just noticed you. She stood just a few inches shorter than Yoongi and you could see they shared many features. From the slope of the nose to the way her eyes seemed to narrow in on you, the same way Yoongi's did in certain moments.
"You must be Sumi," she said. "It's so nice to finally meet you." 
She reached out and pulled you into a hug. You tensed as she wrapped her arms around you. From everything Yoongi told you about his family, they were not outwardly affectionate people and so you had expected at most a firm handshake. 
"I'm sorry," she said. "I just feel like you're part of the family already." She glanced over at Yoongi and back at you. "I haven't seen Yoongi this happy for a long time." 
"Oh," was all you could get out. Yoongi had told them you were trying to sever the relationship, right?
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Yoongi met his mother's gaze. Her eyebrow slightly arched, a look Yoongi had seen many times. Holly broke the silence with a bark signaling for you to reach down and pet him again. You crouched down so your face was level with his and allowed him to lick your chin. 
Yoongi couldn't help but smile as he watched you. Your hair was ruffled from the train ride and he noticed the way your shaking hands calmed as they ran through Holly's fur. He crouched down next to you and met your eyes, a small smile simultaneously appeared on both your faces. 
"I've never seen him warm up to someone so quickly," Yoongi said, ruffling the dog's ears.
"I guess he just likes me." 
"Yeah," Yoongi said, his voice an octave quieter. "I guess he does."
Yoongi's phone buzzes in his pocket. His hand reaches for it, but he doesn't want to leave this moment. It wasn't like he was reliant on his phone, but with an upcoming album and the other members working on it in his absence, he couldn't ignore it.
Jihee's name appeared on his screen and his widened. He hadn't blocked her number purely because the texts after the break up stopped and with the whole soulmates thing, he'd honestly forgotten.
Yoongi opened the text and found a screenshot from Instagram where she'd posted a picture of herself laying on a bed with her legs straight up in the air. It wasn't the familiar slope of her calves or the arch of her back that caught his eye, but rather the black pumps she wore. 
He recognized them instantly as the ones you'd worn and abandoned the night he'd met you and the ones you'd failed to get back from Minki. Yoongi had no idea how Jihee got a hold of them, or how she even knew their significance. 
He screenshot the text and emailed it off to the legal team at BigHit. He knew the post would probably gain some attention, but he trusted it would be seen for what it was, an attempt to seek attention. 
Blocking her number, he slid the phone back into his pocket. Yoongi knew he should tell you, but watching the way you adjusted the scarf around Holly's neck, he decided he'd tell you later.
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Yoongi was starving and watched as each dish was placed on the table. His parents had made a bit of everything and as soon as everything was set he quickly reached for braised pork and his mom's homemade kimchi. 
You grabbed a bit of everything and mixed it together with your rice. Yoongi reached out and grabbed a few more pieces of meat and set them in your bowl. 
"You didn't eat much this morning." 
Your eyes widened and Yoongi thought he caught your lips curl into an embarrassed smile.
"Sumi," Yoongi's mother said. "I'm so happy you came into Yoongi's life. We were getting a bit worried Yoongi would never find someone who made him truly happy." She glanced over at Yoongi's father. "Even in his past relationships, I never saw Yoongi like this." 
Yoongi felt the heat rush to his ears and his feet fidgeted under the table.
You--despite Yoongi seeing the way you fiddled with your chopsticks indicating your nerves--smiled. "Well, I didn't really have a choice." You laugh, which normally made Yoongi's heart jump, this time made it fall. 
While it was entirely true that you and Yoongi hadn't a choice in getting to know each other, there was a part of Yoongi that didn't want this to end. He wanted to see you play with Holly, see your hair splayed over your face in the morning, and your small smile when he gave you more meat. 
"I am happy I met Yoongi though," you said. "Even if we can't spend the rest of our lives together and this is all some weird biological thing, these past few weeks getting to know Yoongi have convinced me that we are truly soulmates. I don't think soulmates always have to be romantic or end up together, we just get each other."
The table fell silent. But, it was content and for the remainder of the meal, the only sounds heard were light conversations and the sounds of eating. Yoongi couldn't help the swelling feeling he felt in his chest. He worried he would suddenly float off the seat like a balloon if he didn't try to stifle it.
You set down your chopsticks. "Thank you for the meal. I'll clean up my things and head to bed." 
"Oh, no need to clean up. You're our guest. Yoongi, why don't you show her to your old room? I'll set you up a bed on the couch." 
"Ah, mom, we're soulmates. Is that really necessary?"
"Yes," his mom said. "Maybe the poor girl wants a break from you." 
His mom's quip made you laugh and he let out a sigh. "All right," he said. "Come on." 
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Yoongi led you to his childhood bedroom. When he opened the door, you were met with Epik High posters and notebooks lining the shelves of his bookshelf. You smiled at how distinctly Yoongi it felt. While it obvious his room hadn't changed much from when he first left home, you could still see hints of the man Yoongi would become. From the basketball trophies to the books about music production. 
"Hey, I need to talk to you about something." 
Yoongi's demeanor changed as he closed the door. "I got a text from Jihee earlier. She somehow got ahold of your shoes and posted with them. I sent everything to the company and I'm sure they will take care of it. I just wanted to warn you in case this blows up--" 
"I trust you, Yoongi," you interrupted. "They've already said everything they could. It can't get worse than it already is and I know you'll do your best to take care of it."
You flopped down onto the bed and patted the bed beside you. Yoongi laid beside you. Your bodies were centimeters apart, but you didn't touch. 
"Your parents didn't like Jihee, did they?" 
Yoongi shook his head. "No," he said. "They tolerated her because I liked her, but they said they never pictured her as part of the family." 
"Mine never liked Minki either." You were silent for a moment. "Maybe they knew somehow." 
"Maybe," Yoongi said, his fingers brushing against yours. You turned and noticed he was still looking up at the ceiling, seemingly not noticing how his hand wandered to find yours. You wondered if it was a side effect of being soulmates. Your hands would always find each other.
The moment was severed when your phone rang. It was your mom and your stomach turned as you realized it was 5 am there. 
"Hello?" You didn't care that Yoongi was in the room anymore. In fact, something kept you clinging to his hand. 
"Sumi? You need to get here. Grandma's in the hospital and they don't think she has much time left. We're gonna leave her on life support until you get here because we know she would want you here. I don't know if it's possible without risking your own health and Grandma will understand--" 
"No, I'm coming. I'll find a way. Give me a couple days. I'll be there, okay?" Your eyes were filled to the brim with tears and after you said your goodbyes, they rushed out. You weren't cognizant, but when you opened your eyes, you were folded into Yoongi's chest. 
"Did you hear everything?" 
Yoongi nodded. "I've already called a car to take us back. We'll be back in Seoul in a few hours." 
"Yoongi, what are we going to do? You have a comeback soon. You can't just come with me to California." 
"Shh, we'll figure it out. Just get your things together, okay?" 
You nodded and got off the bed to collect your things. "Yoongi," your voice was still hoarse and barely there. "Thank you."
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