#'what'll you do if I do it

[egophiliac]

so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway #disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me #(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!) #more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet #but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him #i adore crowley don't get me wrong #(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.) #but like. #not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it) #i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them #just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday. #crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like #and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now. #then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now! #i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks. #that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad #it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder

[dkettchen]

I've determined that my relationship to groups of straight men is I'm like a cute little monkey that can do tricks for them (ex. at a party at uni one time one of the guys brought like a 5kg(?) dumbbell from his room and had me try n lift it with my tiny E-based spaghetti arms, and when I labourously managed to they all cheered), or like- when I wanna say smth, they'll shush their other lads like "yo, shut up, the monkey's gonna talk! I wanna hear what it has to say!", like they don't sexualise me (cause issa monkey) but they're still endeared to me (cause is tiny and cute)

like you know those capuchin monkeys that people put in little outfits, that's what lads see when they look at me

it's giving freak show (affectionate) a little bit, but I think straight men not being interested in me while still being nice to me is possibly the best nonbinary deal I coulda gotten out of this

#*mind you individual ones still look at me a little too enamoured sometimes #but it's very reassuring re my anxiety abt what'll happen once I pass better now #trans #nonbinary #transmasc #although I'm still peeved at the times where it was specifically abt me not being Strong™ cause my dysphoria has a thing abt that #I do like them listening to my wisdoms tho x'D #I got to chat to some guy friends abt men's lib yesterday and learnt of the 'literally me' meme #that's seemingly specifically abt ryan gosling characters the manosphere bros are obsessed w #(and they're not sleeping on ken I'm very happy to hear) #and I showed them some tumblr history videos so we did like a reddit tumblr culture exchange lmao

[markantonys]

also, wotseries canNOT just drop "btw we suspect luke fetherston might be gawyn" as a footnote in their article about morgase's casting!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can't spring these things on me with no warning!!!!!

i remember when they first reported that luke fetherston was in s3 and i looked him up and was like "wow that is one absurdly handsome man 😳 i wonder who he'll play" and YALL IF HE ENDS UP BEING GAWYN-

but on the other hand: no fear "what if the 'galad trakand' on callum kerr's cv was actually meant to say 'gawyn trakand' rather than just meaning galad has the trakand name in showverse" one fear!!!! he has Jock Bro vibes that i don't think would suit my babygirl gawyn at all, but luke fetherston has galad vibes (at least for how i personally picture galad, though everyone surely has very different ideas of what the best-looking man in randland looks like!) and he does look a bit like josha, so what if the casting is actually flipped?

but then, i have an easier time picturing callum kerr (right) as a whitecloak and luke fetherston (left) as egwene's malewife than the reverse. and neither looks to me noticeably older than the other, so that offers us no clues. (they both kinda seem older than i would picture gawyn, though, but you never know how they might look in costume or with different hairstyles, etc.)

slight tangent but season 2's complete lack of reference to moiraine and anvaere having a brother, when they easily could have tossed in a mention to set up galad's arrival in s3, does make me wonder if maybe they'll cut out the trakand-damodred connection altogether and just make galad a full trakand sibling and morgase's biological son (and not related to rand). i do love galad and morgase having such a sweet and positive stepchild/parent relationship, but i wouldn't object to the show simplifying the family tree since galad being rand's half-brother never ends up mattering for shit; that connection is notoriously unsatisfyingly-handled in the books, so the show may have opted to cut it if they felt they couldn't do it justice. so, whether or not galad's actor resembles josha in any way might be irrelevant.

it is also very possible that luke fetherston is playing an entirely unrelated character (janduin or luc have been popular speculations for him given the josha resemblance) and that gawyn's actor is still unknown! wotseries has been wrong before. still, from what i can recall, they don't usually bother with such specific "we think X character might be played by Y actor" speculation in an official published article that isn't even ABOUT that character or actor unless they feel pretty confident about it...........especially since i have not once seen anyone posit luke as gawyn until now, so it's hardly like it's a popular fan theory they're just parroting...........

(and in even more important news, from a quick google search it appears that luke fetherston is queer, and i NEED to see a randwyn dynamic where gawyn is played by a queer man djkjfg the vibes would be IMPECCABLE)

#my mind is going a mile an hour!!!! #if i'm going this crazy over just a random nugget of gawyn casting speculation then what'll i do when the truth is actually revealed! #i'm trying not to let myself buy too much into casting spec before we have solid evidence #seeing as this is how we end up certain someone will be faile and they end up being Cousin No. 3 #but you guys KNOW how desperate i've been for even a morsel of gawyn hints!!! this article has sent me flying off the deep end!! #wot #wot show spoilers #wot book spoilers #gawyn trakand #'gawyn remains a mystery' oh he sure does

[unproduciblesmackdown]

hey mordecai, why do the savoys call you babygirl..................and send you a special invitation to their hotel room b/c they already Get you so well, where they're like, sure we just met last week but it's like we've known each other all our lives, let's stay together forever. getting down on one knee, with a knife,

#lackadaisy #loving this dream team; i mean that #come up with even more affectionate nicknames for him #like there aren't already enough that i forgot they call him peekon till seeing it right there #also riles me up that we leave off Right when there's gonna be some Drama....ooh what'll we all do here (possibly serafine shoots gracie) #serafine telling him abt the fiction of cisgenderhood; nico is blowing him kisses and scissors; all in a day's work fellas #that special invitation? is knowing mordecai can & will come find them if they just don't show up. And He Does #you wouldn't have come if we just invited you....

[always-a-joyful-note]

If there is one thing a British audio fiction podcast should have, it's two adults who's interactions have the unmistakable vibes of "divorced without having dated or married"

#monstrous agonies #actually idk if the fae queen (??) and the presenter did or did not have a thing before #but they clearly have history and its honestly beautiful #in other words the fae queen is the present's steve carlsberg if cecil and steve had the dynamics of peter lukas and elias bouchard #this is so stupid to say but what'll you do? #fandom spamdom #stuff i say

[lucyshypemaster]

do you guys ever think about how keefe's biggest fear is his mother changing him and then. it happened.

#it's just that i was rewatching the hunger games #and that one quote where peeta told katniss “i just don't want them to change me” and katniss was like “change you how?” #and peeta was like “i don't know. turn me into something I'm not.” #and if you know what'll happen to him in the later movies...the quotes HURT. #and imo it fits keefe sooooo well too #we see him being afraid of gisela changing him into what she wants since neverseen #we've seen him confiding to sophie about it multiple times- how he doesn't want to be something he's not #and in legacy he became something he's not. #right IN FRONT of sophie. #we see how what gisela did to him affected him so badly in unlocked and stellarlune #how he was forced to chug down multiple elixirs even though it hurt so badly #how he accidentally hurt his friends and love #how he forced himself to isolate from everyone even though it was the LAST thing he wanted to do #how he was even afraid to SPEAK. #keefe from neverseen would have the biggest mental breakdown in the planet if he knows that gisela's plan will succeed later on #i think peeta and keefe are so different yet so similar #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #keefe sencen

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Summary:

Three little scenes on the theme of singing.

:) I was in the mood for something short and sweet. Hope you enjoy!

#gotta go back to work for a bit but i couldn't resist posting this as soon as i had a few free minutes #i originally meant to post these on here only but the middle vignette got away from me a bit. lol #i think the moment miles complained about rose humming is the moment that cemented my severe dislike of him. like. dude. #your girlfriend is snow-white mary poppins the most adorable princess ever #and you complain? that she hums??? im going to break your kneecaps???? #idk what else i can say about dorothy singing 'what'll i do'. that scene is everything it changed my life ngl #i guess i wanted a happier memory related to it than 'oh she sings it and then leaves forever four episodes later' #i hope rose's pov works well! i'm never quite sure about it. i should give a try to a whole fic in her pov soon #please tell me im not the only one who found blanche's beer jingle to be the sweetest thing ever. she sang it in such a soft voice #like it's funny ofc but i just melted #might be because im in love with her though #i always ramble in the tags when i post this stuff lmao. i hope you all have fun #hugs and kisses for you! #the golden girls #golden wives #writing

[felizusnavidad]

what's GWB?

george washington bridge!

#look at my header! #it's there #but also it's from the song #“just me and the gwb asking gee nina what'll you be?” #still in my ith era hell yes #anon #yes i got your letter yes i'm doing better*

[todayisafridaynight]

is there anyone you ship ichi with? 👀

dragon quest collection for the nintendo switch 🥰🥰

#snap chats #its so he can play dq on the go !!!!!!! switch runs like piss but its ok the latest console in the 2000s was the ps2 #plus it just the first three games ported he'll love it #OH BUT REAL TALK ?? yeah no one i guess #idk i just cant see ichi with anyone #Believe It Or Not i really dont ship characters on that note #'snap youre the biggest goddamn fucking liar' OK LET ME ELABORATE #I Really Dont Ship Characters BUT when i do I Fucking Do And I'm Incredibly Annoying About It #i cant tell you what'll get me to ship something it'll just happen. like i can list every ship i like on my fingers from every franchise #maybe on one hand even #like there's shit i'll go 'oh thats cute' to but very rarely something i'll have a rubix cube in my dome about #it's like me getting a favorite character i dont expect it to happen but next thing i know im rotating them in my brain like an SSBB trophy #sorry i suck #speaking of tho i gotta be annoying bout my fave dads BYE

[munchiezxx]

cats don't know what an essay is. cats have never heard of google docs

#wish i were a cat playing with a ball of paper... what did i do yesterday? playing with a paper ball. what'll i do tomorrow? you guessed it #aya rambles

[tha-wrecka-stow]

The Album

The Single(s)

#The Album & The Singles Series #soul and r&b #soul #r&b #rnb #r&b/soul #1990s #90s #janet jackson #janet. #janet #that's the way love goes #if #again #because of love #any time #throb #You Want This #Whoops Now #What'll I Do

[inkpot-winters]

i have an awful feeling that pandora is going to have the prim death and i am so genuinely not prepared to witness it

#if prim represented innocence in the face of adversity #who do you think that is in cr? #it’s pandora #marlene seems like she's headed for the finnick ending #barty is a wild card who knows what'll happen to him #i just pray that monty makes it out #crimson rivers #zeppazariel #pandora lovegood #jegulus #wren reads

[novelconcepts]

oh shit, is this the year I finally sit down and watch Monster?

#i've only been meaning to get around to it for 20 years don't look at me #look you think it's bad me hyperfixating on an actor who's been active for like a decade? imagine what'll happen when i wind up fixating on #ricci or someone #this damn blog will become lawless #me just snapping and watching the entire filmography of every YJ cast member #god help us all #oh god it would include so much heterosexuality. i don't know that i could do it

[freyrmichokolatte]

The reason why Trixie doesn't like Timmy: she's lesbian

#you can NOT tell me she isn't #Season 2 ep 7 says it all #the girl is lesbian she is because I know #what'll Butch Hartman do? give her a boyfriend? lmao #SHE'S LITERALLY CRUSHING ON TIMANTHA IT'S LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT #Trixie Tang #Fairly Oddparents #mich talks/speaks

[helenhuntingdon]

People sending 911/buddie anons - truly you have too much time on your hands if this is what you spend so much of your free time worrying about and trying to make other people worry about

#911 #buddie #I'm just enjoying the show as are a lot of other people #it seems like these anons just don't understand the concept of people enjoying the show and fandom??? #if it makes you feel this negative and anxious and worried about what'll happy #and bitter at people who don't feel all those negative things about the show #then please stop watching it and engaging with fandom #I don't mean that flippantly #genuinely if you so much do not enjoy it then why??? #I mean if you have a lot of free time at least use it positively #find something you do enjoy like already canon ships! they exist!

[lordartsy]

10/05 - Same birthday, occupation, eye color; doesn’t it all check out?

#(smiles awkwardly) im not late i didnt rush this #enstars #project sekai #niki shiina #haruka kiritani #'artsy arent these two your favorites from their respective units? do you have a type?' #so what if i think they're both cute and i would love to take them out to a cafe date huh what'll you do about it #i wanted to swap mmj's outfits with crazy:b's but i ran out of time #might do it tomorrow anyway if i feel like it (heh)