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princess-rosie · 3 years
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Underneath The Spotlight- A Sanders Sides Fic
Taglist: @sophiexteresa
Chapter 11- Logan Berry: Dancer, Organiser, Techie... Boyfriend?
(Read chapter 1 here!)
(Read here on ao3!)
Warnings for this chapter: mild curse word
A/N: did anyone order Logince??? Also, I love how this chapter came out, I hope you do too :D
Harrison and Bailey were the two techies stationed at stage left of the theatre where the show was taking place, however their distinct personalities had earned them the nicknames Heart and Brain. The two had become inseparable throughout their time managing the theatre lighting and made a great team, Brain making sure every performer could be seen and Heart adding the symbolism and meanings to the lighting designs. Heart loved his job and was awed at getting such a close view of every performance that came and went from their theatre. Earlier in the show, during the ballroom dance, Heart had been watching the routine with curiosity.
“Brain, hey Brain!” he whispered, nudging his partner.
Brain sighed. “Yes, Heart?” they asked, turning to him.
“Look, look! That little guy in light blue, with the freckles and glasses! The really short one!”
“I see, yes.”
“Look how he looks at his partner. Brain, he’s in loooooveee!!!”
“I do see the signs, yes,” Brain replied. “How he never takes his eyes off of him, and the smiling and blushing. However his partner, the one in yellow, is probably doing it even more.”
“OH MY GOSH, YOU’RE SO RIGHT!”
“Heart, keep your voice down!”
“Sorry... but I totally see what you mean! Those two are absolutely smitten, it’s so cute! Oooohhh, let’s see if we can spot any other couples!”
“Over there, those two,” Brain said immediately. “Both really tall, one in red, one in dark blue.”
“Oh my gosh yeeessss!! They’re both such good dancers as well! It’s almost like they’re trying to impress each other. They make such a perfect couple, Brain!”
The other gave a small smile.
“Oh and look, over there! Green and purple, green and purple!”
“Ah yes, although their dancing skills are more... lacking, shall one say?”
Heart nudged them lightly. “Don’t be mean! They don’t have to be perfect dancers, but you can see they’re supporting each other and both trying their best. I bet they really take care of each other.”
Brain moved closer to their partner. “Like I take care of you?”
“Braiiiinnnnn! Not nowwww!” Heart whined, blushing.
“I apologise. Let’s leave the romancing to them, shall we?” they said, gesturing to the three waltzing couples.
Back at the current stage in the show, well into the second half, Logan and Roman were waiting in the wings for the tap dance, containing Logan’s big solo. His tap solos were fast, furious and one missed beat could ruin the whole thing. However he always seemed to execute them perfectly, captivating every single audience member with his rhythmic and technical precision.
“Are you nervous?”
“Slightly, although thanks to your talk earlier I now have no doubt that I am capable of doing this.”
“That’s the spirit, Lo! You’re gonna do amazing! And don’t forget I’ll be supporting you all the way.”
“Thank you Roman...”
The lights came up and the music began, signalling the start of the routine. The main part of the dance went well, everyone putting in their all with the technique and performance, delivering a great routine. Towards the end, all the other dancers retired to the back of the stage, ready for Logan’s solo.
“You can do this Logan,” he swore he heard Remus say
“Show everyone how great you are!” Patton’s voice came in his head.
“You got this, you nerd,” Virgil seemed to tell him.
“You are a fantastic dancer, never doubt yourself,” Janus’ voice said.
“Logan... I love you,” were the final words Logan heard from Roman.
They were all right. He could do this. Step... prepare... five, six, seven, eight-
The rest of the dancers watched with pride as Logan began his tap solo, most of them barely following the moves he seemed to be doing at hyper-speed. Logan did move after move perfectly in time, never once missing a beat, tapping out an extremely fast and complex rhythm with his shoes. The audience watched, in awe... they weren’t the only ones. Roman stood, watching his boyfriend, mesmerised...
“God, I love that tap-dancing nerd...”
There was little time to marvel over Logan’s skills after the routine, as most of the dancers had another routine soon, Roman almost immediately. After his very intense solo, Logan took a walk around backstage in order to catch his breath back a bit. While wandering around stage left, he overheard a couple of the techies talking.
“Oh no, Brain, it looks like the centre-stage spotlight is broken!” the shorter of the two techies said.
The other, taller techie winced. “That is the spotlight we need for the next dance, the best dancer in the school is performing a solo. What will we do?”
“I dunno, Brain, maybe we could try-“
Logan pondered. The best dancer in the school... they must be talking about Roman. Logan recalled his boyfriend did indeed have a solo as part of the next routine, and the broken spotlight would bring him even more unneeded stress. Logan himself had some tech skills. He sighed- it was worth a shot. He approached the techies, the tap shoes he was still wearing tapping against the floor.
“Salutations,” he said. “I overheard that the two of you were having an issue?”
“Aren’t you one of the dancers?” the taller techie (Brain?) asked.
“Indeed I am, however I thought I may be able to assist you with the broken spotlight problem.”
“I dunno, I mean we’re really not supposed to let performers use the lighting unit, let alone kids...” said the smaller techie Logan believed to be called Heart.
“I am sixteen, there is no need to belittle me or act like I don’t know anything.”
“Oh, no, I wasn’t trying to belittle you or anything! I just don’t think there’s anything any of us can do about this.”
“I agree,” said Brain. “The dancer will just have to dance without his spotlight.”
That made Logan livid. He knew full well that Roman, his boyfriend, deserved only the best. He was a stunning dancer and deserved to perform under the most flattering conditions, so everyone could see just how amazing he was. And if no one else could provide that for him, Logan was more than willing to take it into his own hands.
“Look, okay? We have a few minutes until the spotlight is needed, and I don’t need to be onstage for a while now. I think you’ll find that it is very much possible, and that I will be fixing this spotlight.”
He stamped his tap shoe on the floor in determination, making Heart jump and cower behind his partner. Even Brain took a step back, in shock.
“He’s being scary! It’s like those really demanding people from the posh ballet school all over again! Brain, do something!”
Brain shrugged.
“I trust the guy. Go ahead and see what you can do, umm...”
“Logan. Logan Berry.”
“I think you can fix it, Logan,” Brain said.
“Me too, I believe in you!” Heart chirped.
The problem was relatively simple. Logan had it fixed within a few minutes, and the techies did not do well at hiding their shock.
“Wow... you actually fixed it,” Brain said, looking over the lighting unit then giving Logan an impressed glance.
“Oh my goodness you did it!” Heart half-squealed. “Logan you are so clever and kind and skilful and selfless and helpful and smart and you saved our butts and you-“
Just as Heart looked as if he were about to lurch forwards and hug Logan, Brain placed a calming hand on their partner’s shoulder.
“Heart. Calm. Remember to be professional.”
“Sorrryyyy,” Heart shrank back, a blush dusting his freckled face.
Logan smiled. “You are very welcome.... I should probably return to my dressing room now. I don’t doubt that some catastrophe may have occurred in my absence.”
Brain chuckled. “My sincere thanks, Logan, we couldn’t have done this without you.”
Logan smiled, one of his rare, genuine, not just plastered on for a performance smiles. “You are most welcome.”
Roman was already dashing out of the dressing room when Logan returned. He stumbled towards him and frantically placed his hands on his boyfriend’s shoulders.
“Logan! I heard about some trouble with lighting, is everything ok back there?”
“Yes, do not worry, everything is fine now,” Logan replied, however his words did not have their desired calming effect.
Roman immediately frowned. “What do you mean ‘now’?”
“Oh, there was a small trouble regarding a spotlight for the next dance, but I managed to fix it, nothing major really. I merely examined the lighting unit, I spotted the issue and it was quite simple so I recalibrated the...” Logan’s words tailed off as he took in the look on his boyfriend’s face. “...wh-what’s the matter?”
“Logan... you did all that so I could have my spotlight?”
“Well, of course... because I love you-“
Logan was immediately cut off by Roman throwing his arms around him, holding him tight as he seemed to fight back tears.
“Thank you. Logan... you didn’t have to do that... I... has anyone ever told you how incredible you are?”
No words were necessary, as they both held each other tight, forgetting for a moment the chaos ensuing around them, as everything melted away into-
“ROMAN! So that’s where you’ve been!” Emile Picani once again thrust his head through the backstage door, this time looking even more infuriated than the last. “You’re literally on right now, we’ve had to stall the music for you! Get your ass in here now!”
Logan and Roman exchanged a shocked glance. If Emile swears at you, you know you’re in for it. Roman began sprinting towards the stage without a word. Logan was left stunned, with more confidence than he could remember having in a long time. He stood there, grinning like an idiot for a good few seconds until Remus approached him, mockingly wiggling his eyebrows.
“Jeez, dude, stop simping for my bother,” he said, causing Logan to blush bright red and snap back into his usual serious manner.
“Remus, cut it out,” he snapped. “You should be getting ready, we all have the big group number soon, where’s everyone else?”
Remus gestured awkwardly inside the dressing room. “Comforting Patton,” he whispered. Logan suddenly remembered the bold red mark he had put on Patton’s column of the spreadsheet, the seemingly impossible feat his childhood friend had been anxious about for months. He sighed.
“Then I suggest we join them...”
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mongoosejpeg · 4 years
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Random concepts my brain comes up with (or just random things I think of)
I tried to avoid angst (and u!sides) but....I came up with a lot of angst (i think?)....ajdhdh sorryyyyyy
Also....dont question anything pls....im very sleep deprived and dont know anything and dont take anything to seriously
Also....theres very bad english in here so...yeah....
Warning: uh....might be u!sides.....idk ajshxh...itll be in the tags tho
Logan will quote a different school house rock song, everyday, to Virgil
Patton takes Romans sash and puts it around his forehead/waist cuz hes a pirate
Virgil steals Janus' cape and will be an airplane and everytime he passes a side he will say nyooommm
Roman will take Virgils makeup (who has a lot of different colors) and do the other sides makeup
Remus will take Logans glasses and wear them wrong on purpose cuz he knows it annoys Logan
Logan and Deceit don't do anything or take anything cuz theyre the parents™
Its legit canon that they have their own phones......Virgil has a lavender phone case, Logan has a gold case, Roman has a golden phone case, Patton has a red phone case (i think)
Everyday Virgil will give Patton a stone with a tiny piece of paper telling the meaning at the same time...everyday. virgil does this cuz 1. he has too many 2. it gives him smth to do and gets him to be a tiny bit productive
Janus has a bunch of plants a l o t o f p l a n t s like....almost an excessive amount
Dukexiety/tangled au.....repunzal as Virgil and flynn as remus (idk)
Logan t poses almost all the time
The way to tell Patton and Janus apart is that janus knows how babies are made (messenger falcons) and Patton does not
Virgil likes pasta with no sauce (pathta wif nu thathe) (if ya get the reference....good job)
Virgil has yet to have a debate with Patton, Janus and Remus
Every time there is a new disney movie roman will just be...*flappy hands* for like.....a good half hour before actually watching it
The mind vs. the heart is just an old married couple™ fight
"Oh ofc. i never wanted you to feel like you couldnt" like.....the way patton says it....sounds like a mix of Deceits voice and Pattons voice
Anytime the other sides/Thomas has a problem, Logan will dress up as Sherlock...and patton (no matter where he is) will pop up as Watson and the little arguement will happen everytime
Rhythm Redux has hints of Mandy goes to med school
Virgil is pretty short....not by much but still one of the shortest side. When his anxiety heightens, he grows taller for x hours. Then when he calms down, he goes back to his normal height
Remus would practice forbidden fruit all the time, so that when he and Thomas finally met, he wouldnt mess up (cuz ew...who wants tk mess up on their own song?). Sometimes he would scream it, especially when Virgil was around
In moving on pt.1 virgil said "no" and then his hand flew up to cover his mouth...which was deceit
Janus with a flower crown around his hat
Janus has a snek in his hat and its never ending...like a mandelbrot fractal
Logan info dumps about space and Janus is the only one who actually, truly listens
Are there healthy distractions has more analogical....
Logan will carry around a notebook and pen/pencil at all times....especially for Virgil...like...when he gets a panic or anxiety attack...logan will give him the notebook so he doesnt have to talk
Janus has several different bowler hats and the other sides (besides logan and maybe patton?) will steal all of them and hide them
Logan and Roman will watch movies together, purely to rewrite it....virgils there to have a disney debate with Roman
When Thomas gets really anxious, virgil will kick down a door and go through a window, feet first
they are their own villians
whats virgils, janus' and remus' biggest fears? Logan
All of the sides have/need glasses but Logan and Patton are the only ones who actually...wear them...obviously
For virgils birthday, Logan got Virgil a puzzle book (or Christmas)
Virgil met his new years resolution (like...he got it done)
*has to watch beauty and the beast for this one* technically....beauty and the beast isnt Stockholm Syndrom......belle traded herself so her father could be free....the beast never took maurice....he wondered into the castle by himself and got...captured....sooo technically...idk where im going with this ajsjxh
Virgil has a crap ton of funko pops
Everytime Patton goes into Virgils room, he'll come out scared of the curtains
When Roman said "you are nothing compared to the others" and his hand went over his mouth....was that deceit? like....him not wanting Thomas to even know about him or remus yet..or orange side?
"Im not evil" foreshadowing for remus
Patton can yell "i will physically fight you" as loud as logan can yell "falsehood"
Virgil is a Ravenclaw (i think we all knew this tho ajsjdh)
When Logan actually shows sadness (the like....one time he did) the other sides will give him validation (telling him hes right, he cool etc.) and just...give him love (they will also do this with the other sides too)
Logan will pop up and ask Thomas about the picture with circles that is hanging above Thomas's (?) couch.
Logan has yet to actually solve a problem by himself...... hes either used information they already knew, or needed/used the others help (sorry)
Virgils the only one Logans said "sorry" to....he usually says "apologies"
The dark sides have pan(heh) pancake and pillow fights (the darks sides....remus and Virgil and janus just stands there until something gets thrown at him....then he joins)
Every year for their birthday, Roman and Logan will always get a jar (or more) of crofters
Every time Logan has crofters (like...pb&j or toast or smth idkkkkk) he'll keep making puns for an hour straight (gay)
Virgil watched dhmis and got weirded out for like....a week
When Janus is around, Patton and Roman will make a bunch of snake puns and janus will stand there like :|
Logan is allergic to anything "sweet" like....butterfingers
Did....did you guys know...that the cast of sander sides....is...Thomas sanders....i just learned that....thats...crazy wow....when were you guys gonna tell me? (fun fact.....every fricken time thomas yawned in dwit....i yawned)
Virgil researches architecture or like.....studies it?
Remus and/or Janus is/are (?) a ghost....ok remus...
Remus is actually really smart and gets along with Logan pretty well
Virgil was the least...like...responsive(?) after forbidden fruit
Virgils eyes are more red in dwit (could just be Thomas and that he was tired or smth)
Whenever Remus walks past Patton, he'll take off his ears but then put them back on when he goes out of Pattons sight (english who?)
In the bloopers (not really but shhhhh) or smth when Remus knocked Logans teeth out, logan said "figuwawivwy"
Whenever Virgil "sounds the alarm" he (and maybe patton and remus) will go "weoo" for a few minutes as loud as he can
Logan has a baymax plush
Janus is obsessed with Hocus Pocus (despite Logan pointing out all the inconsistencies)
In clbg when patton said yes to thomas when he asked if there are anymore sides that were hidden away from him, he glanced at virgil (and logan) and virgil got super uncomfortable
Janus will always say the "you better watch out" vine
Everytime Logan has an idea, he'll say lightbulb out loud...like...just..."lightbulb" and the other sides just stare at him like.."wha-???" until he explains
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Sanders Six the Musical
I’m listening to the soundtrack again and I’ve had thoughts so-
this is when they actually all get along, no dark side light side bs
EX WIVES: Aragon is Roman, paragon of royalty indeed, very loyal and a big diva, petty. Boleyn is Remus, would split nations bc he’s too sexy and would be proud of that, would definitely get executed. Seymour is Patton, a parent, died, puns. Cleves is deceit bc the whole discourse over looks. Howard is Virgil bc coming in strong and sassy but if you look at it too long its angst. Parr is Logan, bc composed elegant and badass, also lowkey narrator, keeps everyone on track, also smart one liners.
NO WAY: opens with Roman just patting himself on the back for how much he dealt with, throwing shade, golden rule, heavy Beyonce vibes and he would, petty about Remus. proud and spiteful, extravagant and breaking into rap. royalty and won’t let you forget that, will never leave. hella vocals and will flaunt them at any given moment to remind you how awesome he is. dance break!! i imagine him twirling his sword and kicking ass while dancing or smth. break for seriousness, still beautiful vocals, petty and shady and just for it. stands his ground, will be royalty forever regardless of what happens. doing his damnedest to make you regret dumping him.
DON’T LOSE UR HEAD: Remus mentions he’s royalty but that’s like it. boys lame? gay disaster. seriousness isn't his thing. met the king and wanted to f. cocky and definitely not pg. flirty and immature, also dismisses all criticism. faking innocence, but not naivete. is the side ho, and definitely would homewreak without regrets. gives Roman a ton of shit, makes gruesome comments. does the unorthodox and terrible way of dealing with situations. just wants to fuck, why is religion like this. but now he’s the main ho not the side one and he’s over it. would definitely get executed for stepping out of line/ over the line. legit doesn’t know what the proper response is but will mask that with sheer chaotic energy. where did the vocals come from, goddamn. really doesn't care for repercussions.
HEART OF STONE: Patton!!! knows how the other person is changing all the time. he knew what he was getting himself into, but promised he’d be with them. heart of stone, he’d always be by your side and despite everything that he feels and deals with he will make it through. life is hard and emotions can be rough, but he will be there through all of it. famILY! loves deeply and truly, but knows that it can change. but he doesn’t care! he’ll still love you. wow this song is beautiful ok. knows his time is limited ??? his love can be felt from wherever you are, he will always be there with you regardless of what’s going on. cares deeply about his son. THE HIGH NOTE GET IT!!! he will bear everything in order to lighten your load a little, but he won’t break, because he loves you too much.
HAUS OF HOLBEIN: Remus made this the song that plays whenever someone enters the darkside hallway and they don’t know how to change it back. just the twins and Virgil fucking with deceit, tbh. but he’s vibing with the song so it’s not terrible. Logan is factchecking and Patton is just dancing along not really listening. Virgil has the airhorn. everyone is doing meme dances. it is chaos and cringe incarnate they’re lucky Virgil is a meme lord.
GET DOWN: Deceit by himself being a damn diva. Virgil and Remus woof. profile picture he looks like either Logan or Patton. but he’s got a pic of him doing like a smolder. he’s in charge and trying to be subtle about it but he’s too dramatic so it’s just him bragging. oop a religion reference. Remus and Roman are back up dancers. Deceit being really petty about being pushed aside. instead of the slow mo its the opera version. check out the american cleves. its beautifully sassy. he’s different and flaunts it. the ending is so badass, he would just have all six hands out and being cool. the song is just him being super duper sassy.
ALL YOU WANNA DO: Virgil. in the beginning hyping himself up (like when he was first introduced) but it just progressively gets worse. innuendos all day long, Remus is making crude hand motions in the background. starts off innocent and romantic but like the world just crushes it. i hate this song bc of how wonderfully it conveys the trauma, i feel atrocious at the end of it everytime it’s incredible. Trust issues!! starting to become suspicious of others, and eventually certain that all other people do is be cruel and abuse you. he’s finally got a place!! he feels comfortable!! then something happens and that’s not the case anymore. god this song is terrifying. progressively becoming more numb and cynical and covered.  THOMASSSS. honestly yeah i’m down with that. just bar the “connection” and i’d say it’s spot on. anyways. a panic attack in the midst of a song? you bet your ass he’s still got a gorgeous and haunting voice. eyeshadow progressively getting darker the whole song. Patton is sobbing, everyone is crying. The song ends with a group hug bc that’s some heavy shit
I DON’T NEED YOUR LOVE: Logan!! my boy!! anyway. he has a love (his work, another side, take your pick) but he wont’ let himself indulge because he has to survive. he has to do what he must in order to keep living, and sometimes that means he can’t do what he loves. he still loves them/it but he can’t. emotions!!!!!!!!!!!! also he’s got an angelic voice like its so clean and smooth and elegant. has responsibilities that he must deal with, but he really doesn’t want to. those repressed emotions come out and he’s so damn fed up with how he’s treated and he’s just venting and releasing his anger. but he can’t. it will interfere with his responsibilities. narrator mode get that exposition. why should that be what you know of him though? he’s so much more than just his role! he loves space and writing and poetry and songs. advocate for education and human rights!! but he metas and knows that’s not his purpose in the story so he stays within his role or else he’ll disappear. and the others butt in on the moment bc he can’t have a song to himself. but he rallies everyone to put their differences aside and they all indulge in what they wish happened. they don’t care about the plot! they don’t care about the story! they are just who they are, each individual and different and people! and Logan doesn’t need validation and he’s not lying this time! also the vocals here god i love this song so much hnng. THE HIGH NOTE GET IT YESSSS. he would bc he’s a secret diva no one can tell me otherwise.
SIX: Roman rejects a prince bc he’s a king and he just sings for the rest of his life at the top of the charts indeed. Remus plagiarizes and becomes famous for it, putting his own twist on it. Patton just has a big famILY and they all get along and sing, also puns! someone face palms at them. Deceit brightens up the darksides bc he’s the wine aunt and a dad. Virgil avoids trauma and learns what he wants, and enjoys his music for the rest of his life. Logan is fascinated with the others, and admits that he loves the other sides. they know that this isn’t canon but boy are they taking it for a ride. THEY ALL START GLOWING IN THEIR COLORS BC I SAID SO. THE ENDING!!! screams epic magic girl transformation to me for some reason. everyone is having a blast, and at the end they all merge into thomas who shoots upright with a smile
if only i could animate man. this would be so good, if anyone at all makes this i will cry someone please do something i’m begging
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First Reactions To Logan’s Playlist
K first song let’s do this
White and Nerdy-Weird Al Yankovic
Wtf this song was definitely Joan’s idea I mean who else would think of ‘White and Nerdy’ for Logan
Is this like canon he listens to this stuff or like songs about him???
Not Perfect-Tim Minchin
TIM MINCHIN
Bo Burnham better be on Logan's playlist
#deep
Is this about the mindpalace/inside of Thomas’ head??? Cause like???? Ouch???? I think????
Lol nvm it’s not sad lmao
I take back my take back it is sad
So this could be literally “in his mind” or it could be figurative and it’s really messing with my funky flow
Streaks-ANIMA!
Cool instrumental
Love the voice sounds a little like MARINA and Regina Spektor
Oh no I’m two lines in and I can tell it’s gonna be sad
OH NO CONFORMITY RELATED ANGST AHHHHH
Wow Logan is just out here being relatable isn’t he smh 😔👊
"Cause you're a smart kid, but you're still a kid" LOGAN REALLY BE OUT HERE BEING RELATABLE ON MAIN
The Elements-Tom Lehrer
Sounds like what piano class would sound like if I took piano class
Something you would listen to in science class
Bop
Medicine-STRFCKR
A Fever You Can't Sweat Out vibes
Lmao nvm
Gonna go look up the lyrics rn brb
A sad bop
Philosophy cool
Human-Tank And The Bangas
Logan playing this to comfort himself because this singer is the only person who has ever told him this
WHO HURT LOGAN WITH THEIR WORDS
LOGAN THE HEART SKIPPING COMMENT ARE YOU OKAY IM GIVING YOU A HUG
GUYS LOGAN IS TRYING TO CONVINCE HIMSELF THAT HE MATTERS IM NOT OKAY
Last???? Relationship???
Okay I'm not a shipper BUT my theorist analysis obsessed brain is just SCREAMING about Roman and Patton
Observation: Logan is probably atheistic and this song covers God a lot. I don't have a conclusion or anything just pointing that out
This woman do be calming tho like yes I'm beautiful yes I'm special thank you
Okay so I already knew Logan wasn't okay but he 100% isn't okay
Fittet Happier-Radiohead
K two words in and I can tell this is gonna be sad here we go
Employees? Or maybe…other sides?
Minor key ok
SELF HARM ISNT OKAY
"WILL NOT CRY IN PUBLIC" NONONONO
So I heard of a good therapist just downtown-
The Watchtower-The Dø
I paused it cause I need a second after the last one
Guys as someone who dissosiates a lot I think Logan might be dissosiating
Dissosiating to protect himself from his emotions
Y'all just trust me in this one
Coming for the TØP brand I see
K ready to start again here we go
Fire beat I'm vibing with it
Is he trying to distance himself from his emotions to try and perform his tasks better like watching from a Watchtower???
This is the first character I've seen that might dissosiate which only means one thing
I'm gonna be projecting an unholy amount in my fanfiction
"No one in particular" hon who hurt you
City Lights=Emotions (which he considers distractions)??? Maybe??
I'm a William Finn fan come on this isn't my first rodeo
Art Is Dead-Bo Burnham
BO BURNHAM I WAS RIGHT
We all love some good Imposter Syndrome (tm)! :D
This gives Learning New Things About Ourselves' a whole new meaning
Ngl this is the first time I heard the degrading of the piano at the end and I'm here for it
In My Mind-Amanda Palmer
Oop we LOVE setting up impossible expectations for yourself to the point you have a cripplingly horrid self esteem! :D
Logan I've done this before and trust me it isn't worth it the mental breakdowns are too taxing
I'll do it when I'm older=I'm never gonna get around to it
I don't wanna be the person I wanna be either
Why do I perfectly understand every lyric am I ok
Live!!! While you!!!! Can!!!!
At least there's a happy ending
Okay so I've decided that once I'm done I'm gonna make a list of songs I think would fit in the playlist
Algorythym-Childish Gambino
K its spelled incorrectly get ready for some metaphors my dudes
Intro is cool definitely very very Logan WOAH OKAY CHAIN SMOKER
Gonna go look up lyrics I don't understand shit
The chorus sounds like Thanksgiving at my Aunt's house where like 100+ African American relatives blast house music and dance until their feet falls off
Nvm no it doesn't
GO OFF
ELPHABA BETTER WATCH OUT CHILDISH GAMBINO IS COMING FOR YOUR BELT
Adlibs are everything
Letter C-Zach Sherwin
This gives off the same vibes as that one pickle video by Charlie Puth
Roman vs Logan rap battle but it's this
I don't really see why this is related but sure
Time Adventure-The Marcus Hedgehog
Nostalgiaaaaaa
Okay Logan has too many songs talking about one (1) person who is it
I have a gut feeling that it's about Thomas and how Logan used to be enough "back then" but now he thinks he's not cause like let's be honest when was the last time someone gave Logan a strong sincere thank you for all that he does????Excluding DWIT (which doesn't really count in my opinion cause they said he was cool, not like an integral and arguably the most important and powerful side) nobody really appreciates Logan???? Hugs???
Anyway plz ignore this is just how my brain works
K next song
The Breach-clipping.
OKAY SLOW DOWN IM GONNA LOOK UP LYRICS
Is this Daveed Diggs???? I haven't listened to Hamilton in like forever is this Daveed Diggs???
LITERALLY PERFECY PARRALLEL TO LOGAN AND THE SIDES
Sound effects
Really just gonna fry my eardrums like that huh
What I Do For U-Ra Ra Riot
Okay scrap anything and everything I said about it being the sides Logan is 100% talking about Character!Thomas
Erase Me-Ben Folds Five
Ooh this intro reminds me of this one particular musical songs but I don't remember which one
Wait have I listened to this before????
I've listened to this before!
Okay I need to stop being distracted
NOOOOOO don't Erase Yourself!!!!
Logan really just do be having no Self Esteem don't he
Okay so theory: Logan didn't pop up in person in the last video because his eyes were too red from crying
I have 0 evidence so it's not a very good theory but…
Just throwing it out there
One More Time with Feeling-Regina Spektor
Oh no it's Regina Spektor
Oh no I'm gonna cry
Okay so Logan doesnt wanna block of all emotion, only permit some to show???? But most of the time block everything????
Did I get that???
Nobody!!!! Thanks!!!! Logan!!!!
Awww he just wants love and recognition
Tbh this sounds a lot like Roman they have so much in common despite their constant arguing
Galaxy Song-Monty Python
Ooh Monty Python
I haven't listened to Monty Python so I sadly don't know the context
Really just dissing all of the other sides aren't we
Can't really blame him tho
Very scientific
"Yeau~"
Sweet with dark undertones. Love it.
Equation-Hans Zimmer
Later I'm gonna check the equations if they're correct XD
Sunrise-In The Heights
!!!!!!
WHO???!!!!!
K to this is one of my favorite love songs ever it's just so sweet and as someone who's bilingual the concept is just amazingly wonderful so yeah I may be freaking out
Also because WHO??!!
Okay I said I wasn't a shipper but let's be honest this is probably about Roman not romantically but like
OR MAYBE JANUS???
IM SO CONFUSED
But Logan is definitely Nina in this situation it just fits so well with her character for the same reasons I really wanna play her (but never will cause I'm exactly 0% Latin American smh) yeah the pressures to be the smartest and then it backfiring horribly and oh God what if Inùtil is also in the playlist ahhhh
Okay moving on
Lifeboat-Heathers
WHAT
NO
NO
CONFORMITY RELATED ANGST LOGAN STOP BEING RELATABLE AHHHH
IS THIS CAPTAIN THOMAS??? THE OTHER SIDES AS A WHOLE??? AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT???
IM NOT OKAY
Bohemian Groove-Will Connolly
Okay I'm still not recovered from the last song but I need to continue or else I'm never gonna finish this playlist
Eeecccchhhhhoooo
Your friends haven't surpassed you Logan you belong with them okay????
Emptiness despite success??? Millennial who???
Vibing with it but also are you okay
Nvm I know the answer already
Hug All Ur Friends-Cavetown
Okay so Logan is a Cavetown gay noted
Self validation??? Who's she???
Lies. You care so much about what other people *sides* think about you
Maybe Logan listens to this song to remind himself to not care too much
But it doesn't work and it's getting to him more and more
Oh
That took a turn
Breathin'-Thomas Sanders
Good move
Don't really have much to say on this
The Bidding
Spoopy
Alchoholic!Logan
New idea for us fan writers
The pronunciation of beurgoise
Okay I'm like pretty certain at this point that all of the songs that mention a someone else is about Character!Thomas
A Better Version
OHMYGOD I LOVE THIS MUSICAL ITS SO UNDERRATED I HAVE LISTENED TO THE SOUNDTRACK AND UNGODLY AMOUNT OF TIMES YESSSSS
But also since I know the song in terrified cause the feels are gonna come in I just know it
Wait so is Jayce supposed to be Thomas???
I am suddenly feeling much more uncertain about my certainty
Okay let me unpause and just listen to it (even though I already know all of the lyrics)
Okay so I'm a dumbass and apparently this song isn't even part of the playlist
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Okay so I'm an idiot and the last few songs have all been "related to playlist" and not in the actual playlist I'm big dumb.
Anyway here's my list of songs I think would fit. (BTW, I only went off of lyrics for these ones. I realize that there’s a general sound and vibe for the playlist, but I decided not to follow it.)
Oh No! ~ MARINA
Hug All Ur Friends ~ Cavetown
Bohemian Groove ~ Will Connolly
Guiltless ~ Dodie Clark
Lifeboat ~ Laurens O’Keefe
The Bidding ~ *idk who*
I Am Not A Robot ~ MARINA
Inútil - Lin Manuel Miranda
Through The Eyes Of A Child ~ AURORA
Community Gardens ~ The Scary Jokes
Let me know if I should do this with the other playlists as well! :)
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secondchancesfic · 4 years
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S.C: Chapter VI
Superhero!AU
Fandom: Sanders Sides
Pairings: Parental Analogical, Platonical Anxceit, unrequited love (LoganxDeceit). Sibling Roman and Remus 
Tags/Warnings: Anxiety, jealously, violence, explosions, villain!Roman,  Villain!Remus, blood, major character death (mention)
Words: 4198
-“Hey, Logan! Do you want to have some fun?” “No, I cannot compute it”- Gregory said mockingly, imitating Logan’s voice poorly. Remy laugh hysterically at the impersonation, he obviously didn’t know who the guy was or how he sounded but MAN, did Gregory made some very stupid voices.  
-Like… He really knows how to relax! He doesn’t need to get out of the office at all!- Gregory continue with a very exasperated tone in his voice.
-Sheesh, why do you even have a crush on him? Sounds like a very boring person, let alone super old- Remy gasped. –Like a grampa!-
-Now you made weird- Gregory flopped in the couch and hold a pillow.  
-I made it weird!? Bitch, it was weird all along, what are you talking about?- Remy sipped on a Starbucks plastic cup as he scrolled through his phone.
-I don’t know, I guess it’s just… He is really smart? And attentive? But…- Gregory groan. –This is so stupid…-
Remy hummed.
-Rem… I don’t feel so different…- He finally said.
Remy gulped. –Talking shit was the first step. The second step is meeting someoooone!!!- He said the last word in a singing tone.
He showed Gregory his phone, Remy was scrolling through his gallery. The photos were mostly selfies from Remy with other villains, everyone was using their complete uniforms. The villain stopped in one picture showing himself and a guy who was wearing a masquerade with white attire with golden trims.  
-Dude, this guy is super-hot! I gotta introduce you to The Prince- Remy said getting really excited.
-I don’t want to meet anyone, let alone another villain. All of them are assholes- Gregory said as he pushed Remy´s phone and sat properly.
-Except me!- Remy shouted
-Especially you- Gregory smirked.
Remy gasped offended and kept scrolling through his phone. –Ok, I gotta admit. He is a little self-centered. But my point is, you need to meet someone! This Logan guy wasn’t the only one coop up in that place, Greg. If you want to be with someone you have to go out there and show who’s boss.-
-Are we talking about dating or fighting someone?-
-You know what I mean-
-I really don’t-
-Come on! Why are you so adamant on meeting new people anyway? Excluding the villain factor- Remy asked curiously as he sip from his cup.
Gregory let out a huff and sink back in the couch -Have you seen me at all?- he said in a calm manner.
- What do you mean?- Remy was taken aback, his eyes still glued to the phone.
-Remy, I’m horrible. This fucking thing here- Gregory pointed to his scar. –People stare at it and get freak out. No one would want to date someone as hideous as me-
The villain was completely silent for once and looked directly at his friend. In all his time knowing Gregory, never did he imagine the hero would feel like that about himself. He never cared about his scar or what others thought. Or at least that’s the impression he gave.
-What are you talking about, Dee?! You aren’t hideous!-
-Totally believable …- Gregory hold himself, his bleached hair falling in his face.
-I’m serious, AND I’M NEVER THIS SERIOUS!- Remy shouted.
-That’s exactly why I don’t believe you…- He said as he grabbed the glass of water.
-Greg…- Remy was interrupted by Greg’s phone ringing.
He went to grab it and saw the number. Gregory answered the phone, Remy sat straight.
-Yes?- He continue listening, Remy watch carefully. –I’m on my way- Gregory stood up and started walking towards the exit, clicking his phone to end the call.
-Wow! Hey, where the hell are you going?- Remy stayed in the couch, while holding his cup.
-The “grampa” needs help- Remy snorted and sipped his drink. Gregory smirked.
-We’re going to catch The Duke and The Prince-
Remy choked on the tea and coughed before screaming. -WHAT!? NO! COME ON! THOSE ARE THE ONLY GUYS I ACTUALLY LIKE TO HANG OUT!-
-Sorry, Rem. It’s my job- Gregory started walking towards the exit when Remy hug him from behind and keep him tight.
-I’m not letting you! You are not brainwashing anyone!- He said in a half joke tone.
-LET ME GO, YOU DRAMA QUEEN!-
-No!- Remy wrap an arm around Gregory’s neck. –Time to sleep, dear Deceit!-
Remy placed a hand over his friend’s head but nothing happened.
-Brilliant as ever, Rem- Gregory grabbed Remy’s arm and twisted it into a lock, getting a whimper from the villain.
-ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I GIVE UP!- Remy shout from the pain.
Gregory left him and step back, Remy hold his sore arm and move it carefully.
-Shit… When did you get strong?-
-I’ve been training-
-It shows…- Remy said annoyed and impressed.
Gregory looked at his friend. –Yeah…- He paused for a moment. –Sorry about the twisted arm-
-It’s… Fine… Go help your sugar daddy or something- Remy smirked.  
Gregory huffed mildly annoyed, then left the apartment leaving Remy alone. The villain sat back in his couch and grabbed his phone, scrolling through the photos. “He really needs to meet other people…” He then saw the picture of The Duke. “…Greg is gonna have a hell of a time with this one…”
  Logan, now Syllogism, was flying on top of the buildings. Well, more like floating, thanks to a pair of anti-gravitational boots he made to prove a point. Which was, you may ask? Who knows? Syllogism acted in an adrenaline and coffee rush after not sleeping 23 hours straight.
He was following the car closely and carefully, not wanting to make his presence known to avoid any kind of accident. The car was driving well enough, curiously not passing any stops or red lights. There were no police cars following them, probably no one catch a glimpse of the car before they made their escape. Weird, but it was better this way, less probabilities of someone getting hurt.
The car stopped at the front of an abandon building. It had a huge hole in one wall on the third floor only covered by a couple boards and all the windows were covered in fabric. The entrance was blocked with a huge piece of wood that looked rather heavy. The neighborhood was completely silent as if it was a ghost town, perfect to hide stolen goods without being notice. Syllogism float down to the roof from the building in front and watch both villains closely, he adjusted his glasses to zoom on both of them. They were bickering about something, one seemed angry while the other was giggling. When the villains enter the building, the hero took out his phone and contacted base again.
-Syllogism here, I’ve tracked down Prince and Duke to an abandoned building. Is back up coming?-
-I’m on my way - Gregory’s voice came in.
-Deceit, how long for you to arrive?-
-Not long. At least 10 minutes.-
-Alright, I’ll wait and guard-
-I’m on my way too!- Another voice came in.
-Virgil, no- Syllogism said from the other line.
-Why not?!-
-It’s too risky, they are unpredictable-
-So what?! I’ve fought unpredictable assholes before!-
-Virgil, I said no. Stay at home-
-No! I want to help! Why won’t you let me-?!-
-Mender- Syllogism’s voice was cold. He was mad –As your superior in command, you are not to come here. Understood?-
There was silence in the other line. –Understood?- He repeated.
-Fine…- The line then cut.
Syllogism sighted as he put away his phone. There was no way in hell he was going to put Virgil in danger like this. Crimson was bad enough, but this two… They were extremely unpredictable, let alone dangerous. There were no fatalities in any of the reports, damages, on the other hand, were their specialties. It was either luck or stupidity they didn’t killed anyone, but they sure left a lot of wounded or even paraplegic people.
10 minutes passed and Deceit arrived at the scene, floating next to Syllogism.
-I can see the prototype is working well- Syllogism commented.
-Yeah, although it takes a bit to stop floating- Deceit said as he walked near Logan to see the building. –Also, I’m pretty sure people would freak out if they saw a whoever flying around-
-Yes, I notice. I will make a camouflage modification after this- Syllogism said calmly.
-Don’t look so excited- Deceit said sarcastically. He looked at the building–Shall we?-
-Affirmative-
Both heroes float towards the open area in the third floor and enter without difficulties. There were stairs that could go up or down; since the villains seem to have stayed in the first floor, they decided to go as quiet as possible downstairs. Deceit was wondering about Logan’s date, he wanted to know the details, but now wasn’t the time. He was not compromising the mission just to feel even more jealous.
They went near the entrance to the first floor and stayed a few stairs up. There was no door or anything blocking entrance to the stairs, there used to be due to the screws and certain pieces on the floor. It was either pulled out by the villains or it was already like that. They listen to the pair arguing.
-Is that what you are spending our money?! Explosives?! Where do you even get this shit!?- The villain in the white attire said. His masquerade was off, set aside in a desk that looked decent enough.  
-Would you relax?! It was for a good cause!- Exclaim the other man, his masquerade was off as well, showing a mustache and a wicked smile, his eyes were full of bags due to the lack of sleep.
-What cause?! I told you to stop exploding things left and right!-
-You said you wanted our names known! What, now I can’t make you a favor?!-
-Where’s the class on doing senseless destruction, Remus? It has to be with style!-
-My style is messy, brother! You should know that by now!- Remus crossed his arms pouting. –I don’t understand what the big deal is…-
The other villain sighed exasperated. –At least… At least tell me next time… It…It kind of scared me ok?!-  
Remus gasped. –The great Roman!? Scared?! Now that IS not your look at all!-
-I know, I know. It surprised me as well. I was just worried you would blew up the bounty! Everything could have gone to hell-
Remus uncrossed his arms and sighed dramatically. –I’m sorry, Roman. I’ll tell you next time when I’m planning on bringing havoc- He booped his brother’s nose and went to sit on his dirty stained bean bag, it made a weird squishy wet sound which made the man sigh with delight.
Roman made a disgusted face. –You know…? With all the money, you could buy yourself a new… thing…-
Remus spread his arms in the bean bag and wiggled. –Nope! I like it this way! It has my natural sent-
Roman looked disgusted but let his brother be. He went towards the desk and grabbed a bag of money, he sat down and started counting it. Syllogism went down a couple steps to have a view of the pair of villains, Deceit was behind him trying to take a look as well. They manage to take a look at the villain who they assumed was Remus laid down in a very uncomfortable way, he was looking through his phone and laughing. The other villain, Roman, was calmly looking at the money. Syllogism and Deceit started to go down, Deceit took out a smoke bomb from his pocket. The click was so quiet they didn’t thought anyone else could hear it.
Remus jumped from his bean bag -Roman… Roman, put your mask on-.
-What? - Roman stopped counting. The heroes stayed in their place trying to kept as much silence as they could.
Remus hold his mask and wore it. – PUT YOUR MASK NOW!-
Roman sighed, standing up from his sit and going towards his brother who was really nervous. –Remus, come on. There’s no one else here, relax.-
-I know I heard something - Remus said keeping his eyes locked on the doorway towards the stairs.
-Yes, like the other times you heard something and turn out to be nothing. Go back to your bean bag and try to rest-
-HEY! WHO IS IN THERE?! I KNOW YOU ARE HERE- Remus ignored what his brother said and started screaming.
Deceit was going to throw the smoke bomb but Syllogism rush him upstairs, they went slow and soundless until Remus started walking towards the doorway. The footsteps became louder as both heroes scramble to the second floor.
-AHA! I TOLD YOU SOMEONE WAS HERE!- Remus ran towards the stairs.
Roman grabbed his mask surprised and rush towards his brother. Both villains went to the second floor and saw no one there. It wasn’t even separated into departments, it was just a really big empty space no one would be able to hide. Then more footsteps were heard in the third floor, Remus smirked maliciously.
-They have nowhere to run…- Remus ran after the sound. Roman followed back.
-It’s probably just some teenagers, why are you rushing?- Roman said. –We can easily kick them out-
-If they are the same teenagers, I will make them eat their own intestines!- Remus laughed.
-No, you’re not…- Roman said as he walked behind his brother.  
The villains went to the last floor, there was a big hole in a wall looking at the street and a couple woods were on the ground. Both villains cautiously stepped inside, looking everywhere. When they were away from the doorstep, a couple gadgets rolled towards the entrance and made an electric net. The buzzing sound made the villains jump in surprise.
-Good evening- Syllogism presented himself, he had used his technology to turn invisible, and reappearing once he got the attention of the villains. They looked at him more annoyed than surprised.
-I am Syllogism, I came here to take you in custody-
The villains looked at each other and burst into laughter. Syllogism looked at the pair with a stoic expression.
-THAT’S THE BEST JOKE I’VE HEARD TODAY!- The Duke practically shouted between laughs.
-Indeed! May I ask, dear Sir Nerd-
-That’s not my name…- Syllogism was interrupted
-What makes you think you can arrest us?- The Prince said as he walked towards the net, hold it and absorb the electricity from it charging the energy in his hand.  
-…Fascinating- Syllogism stared amazed by the powers of the villain.
The Prince throw the ball of energy towards the hero, Syllogism manage to avoid it by an inch. Deceit came out of the shadows and went to touch both villains but they moved fast. The Duke grabbed Deceit’s arm and throw him to the wall, breaking the woods in the process.
-Deceit!- Syllogism shouted as he tried to get closed but The Prince stood between him and Deceit.
-Hey, Duke. Do you want to keep this trash?- The Prince said as he charge more electricity in his hands
The Duke hummed loudly as he got close to Deceit and stepped on his back.- Nah! I’m learning to have higher standards. This…?- He said as he kicked Deceit in the face. -…It’s not exactly the best trash-
Syllogism was horrified but maintain composure, when The Prince was distracted he hold on to him and dropped him to the ground. The hero then grabbed a gadget and throw it at the other villain, it stick to him and gave him a shock. It only made The Duke burst into a fit of laughter, he stopped stepping on Deceit to look at Syllogism.
-Wow! KINKY! Do you have any more of those?!- He said suggestively, getting a groan from his brother and a confused looked from the hero. Deceit grabbed the feet of The Duke and nullified the villain’s powers, then stood up and hit The Duke in the face.
-You shouldn’t get distracted- Deceit said, mouth covered in blood.
The Duke looked at Deceit and smiled widely, blood was coming from his lip.
-Well, well, well! Looks like you aren’t such a wet noodle after all!-
The Duke and Deceit fought while The Prince fought against Syllogism. Syllogism was avoiding each hit, trying to study the movements and how the charging works looking everywhere for a way to contain him. The Prince manage to hit him with an electrified punch in the stomach, the waves of electricity went through his body filling him with a horrible pain. Deceit was defending himself from the punches and kicks from the aggressive villain when he notice Syllogism stumbling, The Prince kept punching and making him go towards the hole in the wall. Deceit punch and throw The Duke to the ground and ran towards Syllogism but the villain grabbed his feet and he fell, then he placed himself on top of him.
-Awww… What’s the matter? Are you tired of playing with me?- The Duke said in a sickly and mischievous manner. –Why don’t you relax and see the spectacle?-
The Duke grabbed Deceit’s hat, putting it on while pulling the hero’s hair so he could watch his comrade being beaten. Deceit didn’t know what to do at that moment, he wiggled and tried to move but the villain was holding him down.
Syllogism was still stunned, trying to compose himself and to not fall back. The Prince kicked him really hard but not enough to send him flying out. Syllogism was getting irritated, especially with the laughter of the villain.
-And I thought heroes were supposed to be strong! First that emo nightmare and now a magician and a nerd!-
Syllogism looked up, eyes locked on the villain. Emo nightmare?
The Duke laughed. –Oh, yeah! He played all tough, until I spooked him! He was such a crybaby- The Duke made a crying motion with his hands.
Syllogism manage to stand up, maintaining enough equilibrium so he didn’t fall.
-Which hero…?- He asked quietly, The Prince catch what he said.
–Why?- the villain said between laughs.
-Tell me… Which…?- Syllogism tried to maintain composure and balance, he was in so much pain but the anger was bubbling up.
-I don’t know? I’m good at describing though. Let’s see… he had purple hair, he was really weak and pretty stupid for trying to stop us. It was fun looking at him crumble after shocking him!- Both villains started to laugh.
Syllogism was angry, how dare they hurt his son? How dare them!? The pain he felt was dissipating, now pure anger was his motor, he took a couple steps towards the villain. The Prince looked surprised and went to shock the hero again, Syllogism grabbed the villains arm and twisted into a lock.
-HEY!- the villain screamed.
-You and him are coming with us right this instant- Syllogism said in a cold tone.
The Duke looked surprised and went to stand up to help his brother, Deceit took the opportunity to hold the villain down. He then pulled a pair of handcuffs and placed them in his hands. The villain started to scream and to try to stand up, The Prince took notice and charge his energy around his body making Syllogism took his hands off of him.
-Alright, it was fun but now you two need to leave- The Prince charge his hands and went to punch Syllogism who protected himself using his arms.
The electricity burned his arms and with each hit he was taking another step back. He tried to think of what to do, he was still pretty dizzy from the beat down. Deceit was screaming his name while still holding the angry villain down, but Syllogism couldn’t make up what else he was saying. He was in a daze. The Prince was ready to kick the hero out of the building, so in a rush of pure adrenaline, Syllogism grabbed the villain’s leg and throw The Prince behind him. The hero dropped to the ground and laid there trying to make sense of all the noise around him.
The sound of screams and a car alarm filled the atmosphere. Syllogism started to hear clearly what the yelling was about, it wasn’t Deceit as he thought. The Duke was shouting frantically and choking on his own words. Was he crying?
-YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD! I WILL KILL YOU ALL! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU TWO ARE FUCKING DEAD!- That was what The Duke was repeating.
Syllogism manage to stand up, still confused by what was going on. He looked at Deceit who was still holding The Duke down and looking horrified at the wall. The older hero looked behind him and saw the empty place and the hole was now well open, pieces of wood were on the ground. He walked towards the wall and looked outside. His mind was filled with horror.
The Prince’s body was over the car, the alarm was still going off not stopping any time soon.
-What have I done…?- He thought to himself. –Focus. You still have to take care of the other villain-
-Deceit, get him down. I’ll… I’ll take care of… the other one…- He wasn’t sure he wanted to get close. What could he do? The Prince was dead, not even Virgil could do something for him. It was the first time Syllogism ever made this kind of mistake, a regretful, horrifying mistake.
Deceit only nodded and stood up while grabbing the villain, who was wiggling and kicking the air angry and heartbroken.
-I’M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL! YOU’LL SEE!! I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR FACES ARE CRUSHED INTO STONE! I WILL DISMEMBER YOUR BODIES AND FEED THEM TO THE RATS!- He kept screaming while crying, his eyes were filled with anger but deep inside Remus was crushed. His brother, his role model, his partner in crime was gone. Roman was gone. His only family, his dear brother was gone, and it was the heroes’ fault.
Deceit manage to dragged him down the stairs as best as he could, being careful on not to drop him by accident. They didn’t need another dead person.
Syllogism float down slowly, he really didn’t want to get close. Why did he do that? What was he supposed to do? He took out his communicator while floating down.
-B-base… This is Syllogism- He said shakily, going down felt like hours.
-Syllogism, what’s the status on The Prince and The Duke?- Dot’s voice came in.
-I-…The Duke is… secured…- The hero stuttered.
-Syllogism? What’s going on? What happened?- Dot sounded concern.
-Dot… I- I killed The Prince…- The hero said.
He finally got to the ground and got close to the body.
-Oh… Oh no… Lo- Syllogism… There will be back up. I can send Mender to- She was interrupted.
-God no… Don’t-Don’t bring him here… Th-there’s nothing he can do- He inspected the body, blood was coming from the mouth and the head. The Prince wasn’t moving at all, but he was breathing, slow and hardly doing so but still breathing.
-DOT! SEND BACK UP! The Prince IS STILL ALIVE BUT BARELY!- Syllogism said yelling.
-O-OH! ALRIGHT! I’LL SEND MENDER AS WELL!- Dot yelled back in a panic.
-I’m here, no need to call- Mender came floating. Of course he had disobeyed.
Syllogism watch as his son came closer to The Prince.
-Holy shit, he is really fucked- Mender said as he got close, not wasting more time he placed a hand on The Prince’s arm, starting the healing process.
-Vir- Mender…- He got interrupted by a loud thump in the building. Both heroes look towards the building. Syllogism then looked at his son.
-Go check, I’ll take care of this- Mender said, blood had stopped coming from The Prince’s wound.
Syllogism wanted to tell his son something, but it had to wait. –Don’t overuse your powers, Mender- He said as he went inside the building.
He found Deceit stunned holding his head and kneeling in the ground, a pair of handcuffs were on the ground. The Duke had escaped.
-Fuck…- Deceit said. –I’m sorry Logan…- he said really embarrassed
-It’s alright, Dee. We’ll catch him sooner or later. Now we need to focus on The Prince-
Deceit look up shocked. Both heroes went outside the building to reunite with Mender.
 Remus ran to the backyard of the building, he ran and didn’t look back. His eyes were filled with tears. He ran and ran, until he got into a well-lit building and hide in the dark alleyway. He clench his fists until the knuckles turned white, then dropped to his knees and started hitting the ground furiously. Remus chocked the words he wanted to yell, he wanted to scream but he didn’t want to draw attention to himself. He felt miserable, so miserable. More miserable than he ever did back at their home.
Footsteps alarmed the villain, making him look up angrily. He would take his anger on whoever was coming towards him.
-Oh my goodness…Remus?- A chirpy voice sounded
Remus froze in his place
-Long time no see!-
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Holy crap! I havent upload for a while. Life went like crazy last months. Anyway, here ya go! I will try to make it more often. Sorry for the wait. 
Prologue/ CH 1/ CH 2 / CH 3 / CH 4 / CH 5 / CH 6 / CH 7
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lostonehero · 5 years
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I'm on my oc bullshit
Deceit was furious when he was summoned doesn't anyone know decency.
"Why'd you summon Mr edgy liar Thomas we are doing perfectly fine so what if the wedding was a disaster it wasn't like the snake even tried-" Thomas cut him off.
"Deceit was right Virgil we shouldn't have gone." Thomas sighs.
"As much as I dislike to admit this Deceit was right." Patton sighs trying to wipe the tears that have been dripping down his face.
Virgil looked angry and upset. "Well I would rather be wrong then trust a liar."
Deceit scowled and looked away catching his gaze on Roman who had become monochrome. "Such a shame isn't it your stubbornness Virgil hurts others but why do I care I'm just a edgy lying snake who only does bad things isn't that right Virgil. I'm worthless and I shouldn't exist." Deceit's voice continued to rise as he became more and more upset. "I'm just a fucking crime against nature. I shouldn't exist in the eyes of God and the church." He was just quoting what his parents said to him when they forced him away and arranged his marriage. "You rather blame me sleeping with my sister then ADMIT I WAS IN LOVE WITH A FUCKING MAN. YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND I CAN'T EVEN CATCH A BREAK IN DEATH. " he was balling at this point and just sunk out before the stunned sides could even respond.
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"Ok I've been going through your memories with a fine tooth comb as Roman puts it and I cannot find any possible way Deceit could of came up with that information." Logan says pushing up his glasses on his exhausted frame. "So I must concede with Roman's outlandish idea of Deceit being alive previous."
Roman regains some color in triumph. "See I can be smart too."
"You just used Deceit's words princy." Virgil scowls looking annoyed refusing to admit he was wrong.
"Well maybe I did Virgil but atleast I am open to realizing people can change." Roman spat back at Virgil who backed down.
"Guys come on no more fighting." Patton interrupted.
Logan pauses for a second. "Wait and another thing Thomas only learned about the death wish squad in world war two last month well after Deceit said it offhandedly. Going off Roman's theory could he be one of those members."
"You can't be seriously aiding with roman's-"
"Virgil Logan is right he even said stuff that wasn't even found out until like yesterday." Thomas sighed trying to comprehend having a dead guy in his head that they have been singling out.
"Now I feel bad about singling him out. " Patton says starting to cry again. "He was probably going through so much."
Virgil steps back finally giving in. "Alright fine I'll go find him and apologize and invite him to movie night would that make everyone happy?"
"No Virgil I'll do it. " Roman sighs sinking out before anyone could argue.
.......
Roman didn't know what to expect when he entered Deceit's room, but what he didn't expect was a room pulled straight from the 50s. "Wow this is like a time capsule."
Deceit appeared behind Roman with a huff. "Why are you in my room?"
Roman jumped turning around. "Fuck I just wanted to invite you to movie night because we felt bad, but it's not out of pity we just want to yknow know you better." Roman cursed himself you are fucking smooth you asshole.
Deceit can see Roman beat himself up, and he sighs. "Alright fine I'll join you with movie night if you answer me one question."
Roman nods quickly.
"Do you guys know?"
Roman stops thinking what Deceit could mean then he figures it out. "You were once alive as a human?"
Deceit blinks not realizing they figured it out after his outburst, he was just thinking about shedding season. "I was talking about shedding season , but that is also correct so I'll go to movie night."
Roman smiles and grabs Deceit pulling him into a tight hug. "Oh great do you have any preference to a snack."
"Beef jerky..." Deceit muttered pushing Roman off of him. "Now get out of my room."
Roman nods his color returning in full force as he exits.
Deceit just sighs deeply. They know, how did they connect the dots so fast Virgil would of stopped them because he hates my guts.
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Movie night
Everyone was singing alone Deceit nearly joined them, but he stopped himself. He wouldn't sound like he did before, and that killed him inside. He sang away the troubles with the others on the battlefield, they all had broken or beat up instruments they found in the rubble to play. They actually got pretty good and it help bring up moral and it was great out of war when he set up his own bar.
Then he used his voice for his children until he could no longer sing, but now what was the point this voice wasn't his. So he stood back and wiped the tears from his human half, could he even shapeshift into what he once was. He didn't know so he just sat back and imagined watching this film with his kids.
His youngest was a little spitfire and he loved her for that. Always on upping her brothers and fighting against all injustice. He brothers although timid always went along with her, he died when they were in their twenties so he had no idea what happened to them.
He does miss them.
"Hey Deceit the movie's over your turn to pick." Roman shouted pulling Deceit out of his thoughts.
"Casa Blanca." He said automatically and cursed himself internally that movie was the first he ever watched with him.
"Ohhhh a classic let's do it." Roman hums now sitting next to Deceit as the movie starts.
Deceit smiles softly, maybe he can try something new in the meantime besides sulking he thinks leaning against Roman.
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soijusthavetoask · 5 years
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98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.” Logan and Roman? :3
I am so sorry you probably forgot that this existed.
Patton dragged Virgil home excited to show his dads all of the stuff that they made in school.
“Do we have to run?” Virgil asked quietly.
“Yeah! It’s Easter tomorrow! I want to show dad and dad what we did!” Patton held Virgil’s hand tighter.
They burst through the door almost causing their dads to fall over.
“Hey guys what’s the rush?” Dad was wearing the prince outfit for the play that was going to happen sometime soon.
“It’s Easter tomorrow!” Patton yelled unzipping his backpack, “We made stuff!”
“Wow.” Teacher dad said, “This is some great art, it belongs in a museum.”
Virgil brought out his drawings slowly, “I know they aren’t as good as Patton’s.”
“What are you talking about Virgil? These are great pieces of art! The way you drew the cake! The sprinkles! The eggs! Why there’s no reason that your art shouldn’t be in a museum!” Roman said, meaning all of it. Virgil had a knack for drawing, even if he wouldn’t admit it.
“Now, dad and I are going to be busy today. Don’t worry, we will be home tomorrow. So you are going to be staying with Remy. Ok?” Logan said, trying not to worry Virgil too much.
There was a knock at the door. “Gurl, are you going to let me in? I have some kids who are waiting for me.”
Virgil and Patton ran up to the door and basically knocked Remy over.
“Hey! You almost spilled my coffee. You guys want some candy?” Remy asked, still being smothered by the two kids.
“Yes candy, candy!!” Patton yelled, running to the car.
Virgil nodded excitedly, clinging to Remy as they both walked over to the car.
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“How could we have forgotten Easter?” Roman yelled.
“I don’t know! We were busy! With your play and the new job…” Logan threw his head into the couch.
“We should wait a few minutes before going out, just so the kids don’t expect anything,” Roman said, “And besides, I shouldn’t wear an outfit like this to the store.”
“Why not? The kids will love you,” Logan said, “Though the crown is a bit much.”
Roman ran upstairs and changed outfits. Wishing that they had more time to do everything. They did have actual plans today, after all this was their anniversary.
“Roman, you just need to change clothes, not your entire wardrobe. Hurry up,” Logan yelled from downstairs, “I’m already completely dressed.”
“I’ll only be a minute!” Roman yelled.
“Mine, or yours?” Logan asked.
“Mine?” Roman said, realising the difference.
“Well then we’re not getting anything done!” Logan said in a fake annoyed tone.
Roman ran downstairs, “See I can be fast!”
Logan handed him his wallet, “Sure you are Roman. Now I already started the car, you can get in.”
Honestly this is what Roman loved about Logan, and everything else of course. But the fact that he can stay so calm in situations like this, that was a miracle. Almost as big as him saying yes when Roman pulled out the ring.
“Hey is this a bad time to turn the radio on? Like I know we’re panicking right now but I want to listen to music,” Roman said.
“You can’t even last a minute,” Logan said shaking his head, “But yes, you can Roman.”
Mission successful! Roman turned the radio on, Shut up and dance. Perfect.
“Just keep your eyes on me. I said your holding back. HE” Roman yelled over the radio, “said shut up and dance with me!”
Roman glaced at Logan, he was red in the face. “What, do you not remember high school?”
“I’d rather not remember high school if you keep bringing this up.” Logan looked like he was about to burst out laughing.
“The night you asked me out, this song.” Roman sighed, “Oh the memories.”
“The memories indeed, I can’t believe I was the one who asked you out,” Logan said, “And that you didn’t understand that when I asked you to prom, I meant a date.”
“Hey! You weren't the best at explaining it,” Roman said.
“Hey Roman, would you like to go to the dance with me? It wasn’t that hard.” Logan said, jokingly.
“Well I didn’t know you were gay!” Roman laughed, this was something that he loved to bring up.
“I asked you to prom. What else do you need?” Logan asked.
“Well a sign would have been nice.” Roman smirked.
“This happened fifteen years ago and we can still argue about it like it was yesterday.” Logan said, finally giving in and laughing.
“Great!” Roman said, “Now the songs almost over. Look what you’ve done.”
“It was your fault!” Logan yelled jokingly.
“My fault! I was just singing!” Roman joked back.
“Well let's stop yelling, we’re here now.” Logan said kissing Roman on the cheek. “Now please tell me you have your wallet, I forgot mine.”
Roman felt around in his pocket, “Yep I have mine.”
“Great, now I’ll get the Easter stuff, you get the actual groceries.” Logan said getting out of the car.
“Why do I always get left with the boring stuff?” Roman asked.
“Because you let me make the rules, that’s why,” Logan said, “Now please, get actual food this time.”
“Of course my prince,” Roman said bowing. He loved watching Logan blush over the pet names.
“Don’t get lost brave knight.” Logan said, smirking when Romans face turned bright red. Then speed walking away to get the Easter supplies.
Roman went the other direction, where there was a nice little grocery store that had a sale before most big holidays. He got most the items on the list, and some that weren’t when he got a call, Logan, that’s strange he normally texts.
“Yes Lo?” Roman asked.
“The store ran out of Easter eggs.” Logan sounded on edge, like he was trying to stop himself from panicking. “And now we will have to go to another store, and they might not have them there, and”
“Logan breathe. It’s going to be fine.”
“Falsehood.”
“I falsehood your falsehood. But really Logan, it’s going to be ok.”
“This store always has eggs. The others probably won’t either and then the kids will be so sad…”
“Cognitive distortions Logan.”
Roman heard a slight chuckle coming from the other side of the phone, “That’s my thing.”
“Well I thought you could need it. Wait at the car, I’ll be there in a second.”
“Ok see you then.” Logan said, then hung up.
Roman got the rest of the list as quickly as possible and put some Crofters in the bag, Logan seemed like he could use a pick me up. Then he went to the car as fast as possible.
Throwing himself and the bags in the car Roman said “Ok, I’m here, I’m queer, let’s drive.”
“Do you always have do be so dramatic,” Logan said with a fake sigh.
“No, but what’s the fun in that?” Roman said, “Now drive!”
Logan sighed and pulled out of the parking lot, “Where do you think we could get eggs?”
“I don’t know, you’re the smart one.” Roman said pulling out his phone, “Any places you can think of before I pull up every store in the state?”
“How about Walmart?”
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glitter-lisp · 6 years
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analogical/royality
emo friend: if i ask you a question do you promise not to laugh
romano: no but I promise not to tell you if I laugh
emo friend: bitch
emo friend: whatever I’ll take it
emo friend: okay here goes
emo friend: (not laughing means not typing out lol or lmao either)
romano: rofl
emo friend: I am going to kick your ass
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little brother best friend forever: Afternoon, Patton. Are you available to chat for a few minutes?
Patton: always!!! what’s up, bud?
little brother best friend forever: I have the sort of question I don’t normally ask.
Patton: ooooh, what is it?
little brother best friend forever: You know that thing that you always want to talk about and that I never want to talk about?
Patton: OH MY GODO HMY GOD OHMYGOD
Patton: YES PLEASE ASK ME RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS OH MY GOD I AM SO READY
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emo friend: im serious though if you laugh I will delete all the contacts in your phone and let you figure out who tf is who
romano: woah ok serious talk time then. No laughing. Promise
emo friend: really promise?
romano: Cross my heart and hope to die
emo friend: do you think Logan likes me?
romano: bUAHAHAHAHA
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little brother best friend forever: Please control yourself. I’m embarrassed enough as it is.
Patton: right!!! Sorry!!! I’m being good :D what’s the question?
Patton: :D
little brother best friend forever: Will you be able to keep it to yourself if I tell you? It’s not something I want bandied about.
Patton: super secret!!!! I’m great with secrets!! Like I never told you that I was the one who spilled orange juice on your Sherlock Holmes book in second grade
little brother best friend forever: What?
Patton: what
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emo friend: ROMAN I STG
romano: Roman is too busy wheezing to come to the phone right now please leave a message
romano: oh my god dude you had me so worried there I thought this was something serious
emo loser: you’re such an ass. this is serious I’m serious does he like me
romano: no dummy he hates your guts obviously he’s just been pretending to like you all these years. It’s a long con
romano: virgil
romano: virgil you know I’m kidding right
romano: dude it’s been like five minutes I’m sorry I was kidding
emo loser: ok
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little brother best friend forever: I’ve been talking to Virgil lately, and he’s said some things that have made me think.
Patton: wow, made YOU think? That’s a new one!!!
Patton: jk you’re very smart and ilu
lover boy: Yes, well, you know I’m not the best at subtext, but even I have noticed the sorts of things he’s been implying.
lover boy: Without going into too much detail, I’ve been thinking about implementing some changes into mine and Virgil’s relationship.
Patton: OH MY GOD O HMY GOD OHMYGODOGMYGOD
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romano: Logan adores you, virge. You’re his favorite person in the world
emo loser: yeah?
romano: yeah, def
romano: what brought this on? Is something going on with you two? I thought you were solid
emo loser: no nothing’s happening it’s just. Idk I mean you know how I get with the
emo loser: thinking
romano: ah, yes, the thinking. and the overthinking?
emo bean: yeah and the overthinking
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Patton: OKAY SO HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO IT
Patton: WILL THERE BE FLOWERS
Patton: WILL YOU SING TO HIM!!!!!
lover boy: No, I won’t.
Patton: DO YOUVVHAVE A SPEECH PLANNED OR ARE YOU JUST!!! GONNA!!!! SPEAK!!!!!!!!! FROM!!! YOUR!!!!! H E A R T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unromantic fool: Why are you yelling?
Patton: CAN I BE TGERE TO RECORD IT OR DO YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE PRIVATE
unromantic fool: I would prefer you not be there.
Patton: IF I CANT COME CAN I AT LEAST SET UP A CAMERA WITH A LIVEFEED SO I CAN WATCH AND RECORDBIT AND THEB WATCH IT AGAIN LATER
unromantic fool: Patton! It’s just a simple question; I’m not sure why you’re getting so excited.
Patton: HOW ARE YOU /NOT/ EXCITED IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR YEARS OH MY GOSHNESS
unromantic fool: Well, that’s... actually a little sweet.
Patton: <3<3<3
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romano: so what exactly are you overthinking about today?
romano: I mean Logan obvs but Why
emo bean: I dunno we’ve just been talking a lot recently and he’s been kind of
emo bean: uh
romano: kind of what?
emo bean: .........
emo bean: ........................
romano: .....
emo bean: ............
romano: virgil what has he been kind of
emo bean: ........... flirty?
romano: holy shit
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unromantic fool: Well, I’ve put a lot of thought into it already. I suppose some of the excitement has worn off by now.
Patton: that’s okay!!! I will be excited enough for both of us :D
unromantic fool: That’s not how excitement works, but I appreciate the sentiment.
unromantic fool: Besides, it’s not exactly a life changing question.
Patton: it.... kind of is, though?
unromantic fool: No, not really. I’ll be happy if he says yes, but I won’t be devastated if he says no. His answer won’t change the way I feel about him, but I would never push him into something he doesn’t feel comfortable with.
slightly romantic fool: I want him to be happy.
Patton: I just teared up holy heck that’s so sweet!!!!! Ilu both and ilu together <3
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romano: okay wait, flirty how? Like different from his usually flirting with you?
emo bean: what do you mean his usual flirting with me? Logan doesn’t ever flirt with me
emo bean: this is a very new development
romano: okay I’m more than a little befuddled right now
romano: you’re saying you’ve been dating for three years and he’s never flirted with you?
emo bean: we’ve been what
emo disaster: roman we’ve been WHAT
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Patton: sooo how are you gonna do it? have you thought it out?
Patton: ha that’s a dumb question of course you’ve thought it out
Patton: but have you decided how to do it yet?
slightly romantic fool: I have some ideas. I first just want to ask you... well, this is embarrassing. But you’ve known Virgil longer than I have. I don’t like to sound uncertain, but do you think he’ll respond positively?
Patton: you mean, do I think he’ll say yes?
slightly romantic fool: In a word.
Patton: yes!!!!!
slightly romantic fool: Yes?
Patton: YES!!!!!!!!
Patton: I CAN’T BELIEVE
Patton: MY BABY BRO
Patton: IS GETTING
slightly romantic fool: Patton, you’re thirty-seven minutes older than me. 
Patton: MARRIED!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Virgil Sanders: I’m sorry, what?
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romano: dating....? 
emo disaster: wtf why would you think that
romano: because you aRE?? you two go on dates? and hold hands??? and talk about getting married literally all the time?
romano: how is that not dating
emo disaster: friend dates platonic handholding joking marriage proposals
romano: virgil are you shitting me
romano: patton and i have literally gone on double dates with you two for YEARS now
emo dumbass: THOSE WERE GROUP HANGOUTS
romano: wtf is wrong with you
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Mr. Virgil Sanders: Goodness, Patton, I think it’s a little too early in the relationship for that large a step.
Mr. Virgil Sanders: I know you’re a very excitable person, but do try to be at least somewhat realistic.
Patton: THERE IS NOTHING UNREALISTIC
Patton: ABOUT TRUE LOVE
Patton: IT’S BEEN LONG ENOUGH
Patton: I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS WEDDING
Mr. Virgil Sanders: What wedding?
Patton: FOR TWO
Patton: WHOLE
Mr. Virgil Sanders: What wedding, Patton?
Patton: YEARS
Mr. Virgil Sanders: WHAT WEDDING, PATTON?
Patton: YOUR WEDDING TO VIRGIL ALSO THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME IN ALL CAPS
Mr. Virgil Sanders: pat are you fucking high
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romano: virgil pls tell me you’re joking pls tell me you’re playing dumb
emo dumbass: roman i’m gonna lose my shit i stg im not joking logan and are not dating and we never have been
romano: HOW
emo dumbass: DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKING KNOW
emo dumbass: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD ASK HIM OUT
emo dumbass: JFC THIS IS THE LAST TIME I EVER ASK YOU FOR ADVICE
romano: YESS OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD ASK HIM OUT BECAUSE HE WILL SAY YES BECAUSE YOU ARE A L L!!!! R E A D Y!! D A T I N G!!!
emo dumbass: BITCH,
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PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: patton darling, have you spoken to your brother recently
pattoncake: yeah, I’m texting with him right now!
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: I am going to tell you something unbelievable but I need you to know that I would never lie to you
pattoncake: of course!!!!! I know that!!! what is it?? are you okay????
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: logan and virgil.... are not dating
pattoncake: umm? I’m literally talking to logan right now and he wants to propose to Virgil
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: W H A T
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: VIRGIL LITERALLY JUST TOLD ME LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO THAT THEY’RE NOT EVEN DATING
pattoncake: why would logan propose if they’re not dating?
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: did logan like, actually say he was going to propose?
pattoncake: yeah!!!!
pattoncake: well, noo
pattoncake: but he meant it
pattoncake: I think
pattoncake: oh shoot I may have misread the situation
pattoncake: you’re sure they’re not dating?
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: you are adorable and I love you
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: yes i’m sure
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: just casually tell logan that he should ask virgil out and i’ll tell virgil the same thing and we’ll see who does it first
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: i bet it’s logan
pattoncake: I’m not betting on our friends!!!!
pattoncake: besides it’s totally gonna be virge, i believe in him!!!!!!!
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: and you don’t believe in your brother? :O
pattoncake: aNYWAYS i’m gonna text him now ok bye ilu ttyl
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Patton: sorry, haha, I got overexcited! you should definitely ask Virgil out, he’ll definitely say yes!!!!
Future Mr. Virgil Sanders: You think so?
Patton: I know so!!!!!!! go for it!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!!!!!
Future Mr. Virgil Sanders: Thank you, Patton.
Patton: <3
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stupid fuckin asshole disney prince wannabe: seriously tho virgil just ask him out
fuckin asshole disney prince wannabe: he never shuts up about you
asshole disney prince wannabe: he’ll trip over himself trying to say yes
emo dumbass: ........................................ yeah?
asshole disney prince : yeah
actual disney prince: you got this, virge
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Virge: soo i have a question
smort boi: Virgil, can I ask you something?
Virge: lmao same text
Virge: oh shit sorry you’re typing
smort boi: My apologies, I just saw that you’re in the middle of typing something.
smort boi: Oh.
Virge: we’re so stupid oh my god okay you go
smort boi: You can go first.
Virge: LOGAN
smort boi: Really, I don’t mind.
smort boi: oh, we did it again
Virge: okay let’s just
Virge: at the same time?
smort boi: Yes, that might work.
Virge: okay so like... in one minute from the time you receive my next text, we’ll send each other our questions at the exact same time
smort boi: That seems doable.
Virge: GO one minute on the clock
smort boi: Virgil, would you like to go out with me on a romantic date at some point in the near future?
Virge: i really like you and i think we should be boyfriends or whatever if you want
Virge: OH SHIT
smort boi: Well, that was certainly serendipitous.
Virge: youre serious? no joking?
smort boi: No, no joking at all. I would very much like to be boyfriends.
smort boi: Or whatever.
Virge: and id like to go out with you on a romantic date at some point in the near future
smort boi(friend?): Well then.
Virge <3: well then indeed
smort boi(friend): Pizza at Sal’s? Friday at six?
Virge <3: uhhhh where else would i be on friday night at six? that’s been pizza night for years
smort boi(friend): Well, yes, but this time it would be... well, romantic. Because it would be a date. We would be dating.
Virge <3: you raise a good point
Virge <3<3: i guess i’ll see you friday then
smort boifriend: I’m looking forward to it.
Virge <3<3<3<3: me too my dude
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emo dumbass: okay he said yes i gotta go pass out later dude
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Future Mr. Virgil Sanders: HE SAID YES HE SAID YES OHMY GOD HOLY SHIT PATTON WE’RE GOING ON A DATE HE SAI D BOFRIENDS WE’RE BOYFRIENDS AHOLY FU CK
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PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: we’re just the best, aren’t we?
pattoncake: yeah, pretty much
pattoncake: ilu
PRINCE OF YOUR DREAMS: ilu2 babe
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oddity-writes · 6 years
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Grounded Ch.2 Pt.2
Ch.1 Pt.1, Ch.1 Pt.2, Ch.2 Pt.1
Here’s chapter two! (After some delays)
Tag list: @nerd-in-space @thebaagelboy
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Virgil paused at that. ’What a weird thing to be wondering about.’
Blackwings: ‘uh, 3-4’
Prince: 'that’s quite alot. Are you in dire need of money?’
He wasn’t sure if he should answer that. He didn’t want Prince’s pity, but he also didn’t really want to lie to them. He hesitated for awhile.
Prince: 'Blackwings?’
After having a small war inside his head he finally decided on something.
Blackwings: ’…kinda’
Prince: 'I was right in giving you extra money.’
Blackwings: 'it’s not that bad! I’m fine. I’m not dead, so that’s good enough.’
Blackwings: 'prince?’
Worried that he did something wrong and caused Prince to stop talking to him, Virgil got up from his spot on his bed and started pacing back and forth. ’Was it because I said “I’m fine”? Was it because I have more than one job? What if he stops talking to me? What if he-’ his phone vibrated, once again snapping him out of his thoughts.
Prince: 'Sorry, I was going to ask you about the situation you are currently in, thinking that maybe I could help, but a friend of mine told me that wouldn’t be a good idea.’
Blackwings: 'friend?’
Prince: 'yes, I am currently at a friend’s house. He peeped at my phone and 'kindly’ let me know that asking for a random person ’s real life info is 'bad-mannered’. Then proceeded to lecture me about giving out my personal info online.’
Virgil couldn’t help chuckling at that. ’Wow, I’m getting to know Prince and even his friends.’ His tension and panic from earlier is slowly releasing from his body. ’That’s right, Prince gave me HIS phone number. I didn’t give him mine.’
Blackwings: 'I agree with your friend there prince-y.’
Prince: 'who are you calling prince-y? I’m glad you realised i’m a prince, but prince-y sounds as if you’re mocking me.’
Prince: 'and don’t side with logan. You haven’t even met him, if you side with him, his already inflated ego will burst.’
Virgil couldn’t hold in his laughter. It’s slipped through his lips. “Hahaha~, oh man, wow. Prince is hilarious.” The last bit of tension left his body. He could practically hear Prince’s pouting.
Sitting down on his bed, he starts to text.
Blackwings: 'Logan, huh? He sounds smart.“
Prince: 'He is smart.’
Prince: 'xjdjskwkwkwlqlwas’
Prince: 'dkdnd’
Prince: 'tHAT WASN’T ME. LOGAN STOLE MY PHONE. I SWEAR. HE SAW ME TEXTING YOU WHILE HE WAS STILL TALKING.’
Prince: 'I DIDN’T SAY THAT, I SWEAR’
Blackwings: 'Logan and you must be good friends.’
Prince: 'hang on for a sec’
Blackwings: ’?’
Prince: 'alright. I’m good. Had to lock myself in the bathroom. For a nerd, logan sure is strong.’
Prince: 'Anyway, yeah, we’ve known each other for…a long time.’
Prince: 'oh I just realised, I never gave you my name. It’s Roman.”
Blackwings: 'Roman?’
Prince: 'Prince-like, is it not?’
Blackwings: 'yes, it surprisingly is. Why are you so obsessed with Prince’s?’
Prince: 'Prince’s are simply fabulous! They are strong, knightly, and brave! Saving those in need! Absolute heros!’
Blackwings: 'well, ok then.’
Prince: 'so what is your name?’
Prince: 'Blackwings?’
Blackwings: 'Virgil’
Blackwings: 'it’s virgil.’
Prince: 'what a unique name. For some reason, it suits you.’
Prince: 'Oh! Gotta go! Logan apparently knows how to lockpick. Talk to you later!’
Blackwings: 'bye, say hi to logan for me’
He sets his phone down on the bed next to him. ’That, was an experience.’ First he started panicking, pacing around his room, then laughed for the first time since…forever. ’Roman. He doesn’t seem like a bad guy.’ He mused, ’It’s…nice to talk to someone who actually wants to talk to me.’
Virgil checks his blog to find another commission. ’No more shifts today. Guess I’ll do this now.’ Stretching out his arms and legs, he gets up from his spot and sits down at his desk.
He finishes the commission late at night. Deciding that it was good enough for the price, he sends it to the commissioner. ’Starving.’ Standing up, his bones audibly crack. ’Haven’t moved in awhile. Need to remind myself not a sit in a chair for hours on end.’ He cooks a ramen packet on the small stove that, for some reason, was put all the way in the back corner of his apartment with the rest of his tiny kitchen. ’Even though the stove is small, it’s still to big for the room.’
After pouring the ramen in a bowl and quickly scarfing it down, he throws the bowl in sink. Then he turns off the light, getting prepared to go to bed. “Ahh~.” Yawning again, Virgil lays down and welcomes sleep with open arms.
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can LYING be good? speech (and some more cLbg stuff)
“what you don’t know can't hurt you” -deceit
“falsehood.
“Knowledge is an incomparably valuable multi-purpose tool that is instrumental in identifying and solving any problem.  If you're worried about getting hurt, then seek knowledge. It is our greatest weapon... and our greatest defense.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2d4oti_eBo
Yes, I was rewatching Can LYING be good? because it is, in my opinion, the best of the sander sides videos. Looking back, it’s incredible how many times ‘Patton’ is obviously not the real Patton, and everything looks incredible. Because I have nothing to do, I’m gonna look back and find as many places as I can.
(patton as deceit is gonna be called Patceit because why not)
0:25 when Patceit pops up instead of rising up
0:49 “i’m silly like that” I don’t think Patton has ever said something like that, and the laugh is so fake. Also, Patceit’s voice is lower than Pattons.
1:09: the sarcasm, and Patton never talks to Logan like that
1:14 virgil’s eyebrow raise. he know’s something is up, and I n e e d to know the deceit virgil backstory bc that would be awesome
1:44 you forgot? that face when he makes it, it’s more hidden amusement than concern
3:14 not Patceit, but Virgil talks about lying like he’s had some very, very bad experiences with them. 
3:34 I’m gonna talk about Virgil and Padceit’s interaction as a whole here. Virgil looks reluctant to ask ‘Patton’ about this, something that isn’t very common. Patceit is calling on old philosophers, something that isn’t very often, and he even impresses Logan. When Thomas does the whole ‘Woah! Gn everybody!’, instead of laughing along, Padceit seems to get a bit angry or annoyed at him. Logan looks a bit confused at this. 
 4:45 ‘impressed isn’t the word i’d use’ Virgil is sensing something different. also, throughout the whole video, all of the sides (and Thomas) are acting a bit...different. Roman is more dramatic, Logan is a bit jealous, and Virgil is quieter and not as open as he had been before. Maybe that’s Deceits power(?) to make others insecure? I mean, when Roman (the one who is supposed to be dramatic) feels insecure, wouldn’t it be natural for him to try harder? At 5:01, he specifically states that being dramatic is his job. That could be him attempting to remind everyone that I’m here, don't forget me  And Logan, when he feels insecure, wouldn’t he feel a bit jealous of people who are acting smart? 5:20, he also reminds people that Hey, I know things too. And of course Virgil, when he feels insecure, he closes in on himself. 
4:49 Has Patton ever done the ‘ok’ sign like that? or at all?
5:12 friendo. enough said. 
6:20 this one isn't as bad, but the real Patton would most likely say a pun or be more excited about this.
6:39 Unrelated, but ohmygoD I love the transitions between Joan and Roman/Thomas! they look so smooth and ahh how long did that take??
7:30 trying to convince the others that Patceit is Patton by referencing cartoons,  and pointing it out
7:43 that yay,,,,not very Patton-y, now is it?
8:43 Patton is excited and supportive of everything. this face he makes is not very patton, it shows that Patceit is bored, wants to leave, and isn’t satisfied with the whole situation he’s in. 
9:11 again, not related but this is a beautiful scene/face
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beautiful. 
9:53 Sarcasm is not a Patton scene.
10:19 I feel like Patton would be the one to bring this up, not Roman. 
11:16 lazy and gaY?? same wow..well...bi but still XD
This entire scene with the boss and all that....Patceit doesn’t have any excited emotions, and his face looks like it’s trying to hard to be happy. god Thomas is a good actor....i really do forget they’re all played by the same person...
12:33 Virgil being suspicious again... for not being the ‘smart’ side, he sure knows when people aren’t acting right. Of course, he does have a history with Deceit. (according to me)
12:46 amused, smirking Patceit
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that is not my child you monstER BRING PATTON BACK
14:20 this is probably the most convincing Patton Patciet has done so far, I mean, the enthusiasm is very Patton, but he really sounds like Roman here. 
15:06 BRING BACK PATTON YOU MONSTER PATTON WOULD NEVER DO THAT HNGGG
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hnggg
A bit after that: Patton would also be a bit sad by this one, Deceit you really need to step up your game...also Thomas is right,....Joans pouty face is hnggg how could you dare lie to them hnggg also Joans eyes are awesome wow
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ok back to the actual thing
16:23 that end scene, Patceit had n o expression and looked bored.
17:13 Patceit is trying to push(? whats the word?) BRIBE YEAH. Patceit is trying to bribe Thomas to lie to Joan
17:25 again, bribing and just not acting like Patton in general.
17:49 virgil makes this is the exact same face as when it’s revealed that Patceit is deceit...here, I’ll show some pics. 
First: at 17:49
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then, at 19:43
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no, those are not the same picture. in the second one, Virgil has a more active glare, because he knows for sure that this is Deceit, and he’s more comfortable with glaring at Deceit. 
18:03 Virgil definitely knows this is Deceit. In my opinion, Virgil is closest with Patton (then Logan then Roman even though I ship prinxiety) so he would never talk to Patton like this. Sure, sometimes he gets a bit annoyed, but never directly glaring and telling him to shut up.
18:09 I think this is Virgil telling Logan (and kind of Roman) that he knows this isn’t Patton. I mean, right after, the camera goes to Roman who looks like he’s thinking
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and Logan, who looks like he just figured it out
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18:12 this is the point where Patceit is really getting desperate. this is also shown a few seconds later, at 18:18, where he contradicts himself to get the point across.
18:23 thomas realizes something is wrong, that ‘y e s’ is not Patton at all
18:25 this entire speech is Thomas telling his sides that he knows as well, Patton isn't patton, and accepting that he has to tell Joan the truth.
18:56 now this, this is where Patceit drops the act and only uses a mask because why not. He became his true self and, although Thomas realized a little bit ago that this isn't patton, he really truly know that this wasn't right
19:03 virgil proving he knew, along with Logan.
I think it’s cool how Virgil figured it out before Logan. Although Logan is the smart side, Virgil knew how his friends would act and could tell that something was wrong. 
19:13 Roman probably suspected but never completely knew. 
10:30 WHAT IS THIS MUSIC I LOVE IT WHERE CAN I FIND IT HNGGG
19:40 Logan screams ‘DECEIT’ just like he screams ‘FALSEHOOD’ in a few other videos. does he say falsehood as a way to call Deceit out, without getting blocked?
19:41 lets just take a moment to appreciate this character design. Everything about it is just so beautiful. 
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according to https://tympanus.net/codrops/2012/04/03/color-and-emotion-what-does-each-hue-mean/ black is power, elegance, and mystery. this seems to fit Deceit pretty well. Yellow is obviously happiness. 
Most of the outfit is black, showing mystery. The yellow gloves, to me, show that Deceit is able to fake happiness by covering somethings up.
according to https://99designs.com/blog/tips/color-meanings/ Yellow can also mean caution, which really ties Patton and Deceit together, in the way that they are both represented by a color (even if it isn’t shown in both of their designs, just their attitudes)
Of course, the whole snake scale thing is pretty obvious, with snakes being seen as manipulative according to the Christian bible. 
However, snakes have different meanings. In greek mythology, Snakes are rebirth and healing. Deceit also symbolizes a new side, maybe? I mean, he is a new side, but he opens the door for new sideS. 
In Chinese mythology, snakes are mysterious. that fits in pretty well with Deceit. 
according to http://www.dreambible.com/search.php?q=Eyes yellow eyes basically mean that everything is revolving around one issue. Again, that site the Deceit bill pretty well, from what we’ve seen. Everything about him is about lying and trying  to trick people. 
19:58 THEY HAVE HISTORY AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE AHHH
alright, that’s where I’m gonna leave this off. this is pretty much un-edited so yeah have fun with that.
@thatsthat24 
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