no seriously i'm not over them calling the seduction part of their plan dios apate.
the thought process is something like that :
god is lying to us
we're not sure about what, but god is lying to us and lying about lying to us
(we've get one awful suspicion but it would be so cruel and such a betrayal and we love god but couldn't forgive it so we can't really admit it)
the best/only way to get the answer is to open the tomb
where God buried his secret when we asked him to
did he truly kill it ? is that what he's lying about ?
to open the door we need God's thenargetic signature
how to get it ? glad you asked ! here the plan :
we kill god's baby
we need god to have a baby
we need god's sperm
we are going to seduce God.
That's a plan. That we'll come Dios Apate. Sounds good to you ?
It's such a mess ! the initial plan is already out there "seduce god - have god's baby - kill god's baby to open the tomb where the monster sleep" but also it goes wrong so there's also "we're going to hire god's worst enemy to get god's baby to the tomb and kill it." and "our colleague is hunting down god's worst enemy and because of that god's worst enemy might not be able to kill god's baby" but also unknowingly to them there's also "god's worst enemy is having affair with god's best attack dog who's chasing them" and "actually none of the babies survived so god's worst enemy had to carry god's baby herself" and "god's best attack dog better half is still alive inside of god's best attack dog and ALSO having an affair with god's worst enemy"
(calling wake god's worst enemy is overselling, i know)
and this mess
this absurd, over the top, ridiculous, nonsensical, kinda obsene, psychosexually demented mess
is called "Dios Apate"
, well, just the threesome with god is called that
but honestly threesome with God is already. "Dios Apate"
i want the blood orange meme. "dios apate" how pretentious it's a threesome with god.
(actually i saw one and it was "jizz heist" which is also accurate but it was augustine talking about mercy and excuse me augustine is the one who's using dios apate minor to tell her "we're having an encore of the god's threesome. are you in?" so that doesn't seem right.
the idea's there though. that's a threesome with god. to steal god's sperm. so god's worst enemy can carry His baby while having an affair with one of god's hands. and his better half. and then kill the baby.
~Dios Apate~
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@droppingdonkeys / from (x)
And, here they went... long night it was, then.
Kiera didn’t even bother to hide the eye-roll as she was scooped up. Being dragged around by adults, or even carried like this, wasn’t a new thing for her by this point; and even it's meaning that she was in big trouble didn’t faze her anymore. Whatever the woman would do with her once the necklace had been given back, it couldn’t be worse than what the kids back in the orphanage had used to put her through... or what the Baron would do to her and Catalina if he caught up to them.
Still, she wasn’t exactly going to be quiet about it, either.
“I didn’t forget anything; you can’t forget to pay when you don’t have any money. Why’d you think I took it in the first place?”
Not counting the rewards of previous thefts that she and Catalina had stashed away; but that was being saved up for one very specific purpose - namely buying passage to as far away as they could go - and so barely counted. In fact, the whole reason she’d nicked the expensive-looking necklace at all was to sell it off to add to those funds.
“But not like I get any choice in the matter, is it?”
It wasn’t like she could argue with muscles the size of this lady’s. So clearly, she was going to be apologising, whether she liked it or not... but that didn’t mean she was going to like it. Or be sincere about it.
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