#( sof t. )

[theillegalpundealer]

Rating podcast men based on how likely i'd be able to beat them in a fight

Jonathan Sims tma: rat man. he's 90 pounds sopping wet. an angry weasel could easily beat him. i feel like one good punch would do him in he only survived the podcast through sheer stubbornness

Cecil Palmer wtnv: he'd trip on his own feather boa and manage to knock himself out before a single punch was thrown. and if he somehow managed not to do that i feel like he could hold his own for like thirty seconds and then get folded

Arthur Lester malevolent: do you think i have a death wish i would die immediately. it wouldnt even be a fight to the death and i would die within five seconds. this man has killed before and will kill again and i am so so afraid of him

Obituary Writer death by dying: i feel like he could hold his own. like i think it'd genuinely be a pretty equal fight. there is a 50/50 chance id die in some entirely unrelated and mysterious way but he'd write me a great obituary and be a great sport about it

Warren Godby red valley: seeing as warren literally killed a man and went to prison i dont think i could rate my chances all that great here. like he's nice and chill now (mostly) but still. like i dont think id die but he would totally kick my ass

Gordon Porlock red valley: okay i know warrens already there and i might not stand a chance against warren but gordon? he would flake apart like a wet napkin. mans is jon sims levels of pathetic. probably worse. i feel like if you bumped into him too hard he'd disintegrate or something

Sydney Sargent ch&t: i would feel soso bad but sydney is going down. like i would hate it. i would want to give him a piece of bread and butter and send him on his merry way but if i had to fight him there is no way in hell he could win

#these were all the ones i could think of on the fly #but if anyone has more feel free to send them over and ill rate em too #tma #wtnv #malevolent #death by dying #red valley #ch&t #sof speaks

[sof-t2611]

they're enjoying the night with a good read

#jjba #vampire kakyoin #noriaki kakyoin #sof-t art

[villyss]

Finally posting oc art in here. A little dump with Amos stuff. Because you know. He's everything.

#oc art #oc: Amos #original character #ocs #digital art #traditional art #my art #life hard..old man sof t

[victorie552]

Ok, I checked with the Book, and Silmarillion clearly states that Finarfin ruled over Noldor who stayed in Aman, and that these Noldor went to Middle Earth with Vanyar during War of Wrath. So this is absolutely an AU but imagine:

Vanyar took over Noldor lands, assimilating the leftover Noldor into their numbers.

It wouldn't even be that much of a stretch. Silm said that only every 1 in 10 elves stayed in Tirion and I doubt numbers got that much bigger when Finarfin and his people came back. Tirion definitely became a ghost town after The Flight. They had to rearrange everything! And there was a lot of grief among the Noldor: over Finwe, over family members who decided to go to ME, over the Trees (still no Sun and Moon), over the happy times that are over.

Who would want to be a ruler in this situation? Not Finarfin, that's for sure. But he's Finwe's son, so he has the bloodline. He has a bloodline, so he has a duty, and if he has a duty, there's nothing to be done. He's stuck with the job.

Then Indis/Ingwion/Ingwe himself offer to come to Tirion and help him with his kingly duties. Finarfin feels grateful, feels guilty over what Noldor did at Alqualonde (coming from a guy who Actually did nothing wrong), his wife left (him?) his side to go help her father and her people, his children Definitely left him. He accepts the help.

And Vanyar are helping! With administration and practical concerns, like where everyone should live now when a single Noldo living in their old house can have 3 streets to themselves each. But more importantly, they are messengers between Noldor and Teleri, who Finarfin Has to make amends to even if he doesn't know how. Teleri don't want to see any Noldo in their lands, so Vanyar messengers it is (Valar are unresponsive, thinking up the Sun and Moon).

Finarfin is doing a good job, but depending on what is practically another country to solve your problems is always tricky, and he isn't ambitious. Noldor are NOT doing well and are grateful for help, even if Before it would have hurt their collective pride (but then again, pride in what? Inventing murder? The morals are low). Ingwe is suggesting a deeper collaboration between their people and an general overlook over Noldor.

Why not? Finarfin is of Finwe's line, but he's also of Ingwe's. And wasn't Ingwe always the High King of all the elves in Aman? And he's feeding them cause his brothers' forces took most of their provisions and it's still dark and it will take a while before they relearn how to harvest under the stars. So while Noldor figure that out, why not give over some administrative power to Vanyar? Noldor judgement is probably still clouded by Morgoth's lies.

Things of course change when The Sun and Moon finally happen but the change happens, again, in Vanyar favour - they trusted the Valar who salvaged and restored The Light! They get things Right! Noldor want to get things Right too! (Vanyar clothing and customs become fashion with the same intensity as when Indis wed Finwe. Noldor are ashamed of themselves still. Teleri fashion is really not an option).

So by the time War of Wrath happens, Finarfin is not a High King, but a vassal to High King. And everyone is really cool with that.

Noldor of Middle Earth find that insane in a polite, half condensending and half betrayed way (like they can talk). Then Finarfin is the brother who, you know, actually DEFEATS Morgoth, so everyone has to reconsider their opinions on the matter.

Noldor who come back to Aman, by sailing or by reembodiment, experience a bigger culture shock than expected. Because even in the Blessed Realm, things change.

#silm #silmarillion #Finarfin #AU #I think all children of Finwe are very dutiful and That's what gets them insane #Feanor: marries below his station but invents things like tengwar and lamps to improve Noldor technology #Fingolfin marries a Correct Noldor lady and helps with actual ruling Lalwen can help with the court #Findis resides in Valmar so she has Vanyar scoop maybe even the Valar scoop #and Finarfin deals with Teleri #he married a Teleri princess! the best of matches! #truly sounds like a perfect configuration and a well-oiled political machine #Sons of Feanor had to get it from somewhere #but as with SoF when one part malfunctions it all goes to hell #but seriously we always show Aman more or less unchanging for simplicity's sake #and also cause that's not what silm is about it's about the Crazy Elves not the Sane Ones #but holy sh*t the political climate has the potential to be as insane as it got in ME #congratulations now Elves have to deal with History

[grimini]

#35mm #35mm film #self #selfie #selfieonfilm #selfie on film #sof #grunge #mirror #mirror selfie #fashion #ootd #long hair #dark hair #iron maiden #band t #autumn #23

[soft-and-tenderr]

Body was bodying today 🖤

#new shirt #wanna ride you in it #hold it up to play with my t!ts ? #love taking pictures at work #sof #soft-and-tender #babygirl #princess views #body #soft and tender #soft #corruption #goth

[normiewizard]

a moodboard for when you have roommates

#i am being driven to level sof madness that have never before been seen #THEY WOKE ME UP AT 4AM HAVING SEX. AND I WAS BUSY ALL DAY. AND NOW THA T I CAN FINALLY COME HOME AND SLEEP THEY HAVE PEOPLE OBER #AND ARE SCREAM LAUGHING PLAYING MARIO PARTY. AND I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING. AND THEY KNOW IM TRYING TO SLEEP. #AND THEYRE PARKED BEHUND ME SO I CANT EVEN LEAEEVAVVEVEVEAE #i know they are not trying to torture me but jfk it does not feel like theyre trying that hard not to #genuinely at my fucking limit. oscillating between this is so sad its funny and full meltdown #and one of the people over is someone i specifically asked them to let me know before they came over. not that big a deal in this case but #logan roy voice its an accumulation

[seadcgs]

IMPORTANT LIL PSA !!!!

idk if anyone noticed , but i changed wee john to be using he/they pronouns!!! and also, buttons is agender so like ,,,, any pronouns work

#* drink up me hearties ; yo ho ! / ooc. #[ ive been trying to sof t launch this in threads \ #[ but ye lil announcement !!!! ]

[noriahmoods]

Diana Ross 🩶

#diana ross #sof t black women #melanina

[fle4floves]

Haiii!

Artg <3

MY BOY ZACH WITH ANOTHER BANGER OMGMGMG <3333 FANTOS <3 THANK YOU ??!.!;$/@

#holy moly is there any of my ships u havent drawn /POS so positive #SRSLY U GIVE ME SUCH CUTE ART #TY MAN im wailing n sobbing u dont even know #I SAVE THEM ALL 4VER <33 #u even got his little belt design I DONT EVEN DRAW THAT OOPS HAHA #ur attention to detail with these r so good literally #I NOTICE. I SEE U. #fleas expression <33 wouhhg real #SOF T <3 #self ship community #💚alien boyfriends idc💚 #​ask’d & answer’d B) #for moi? 💚💚 #ZACH HALL OF FAME 🔥

[valiisthea]

The touch is light, a gentle brush of fingertips along the royal's arm, designed to get his attention more than anything else. [ 👀 ]

Random Asks || Always Accepting

@warofthebeasts || Dion

Dion is quick to track the gentle touch that drifts across his arm, turning his head half-heartedly to see from whence the touch originates. Sephiroth is sitting nearby, and it is his fingers that Dion finds skating across the delicate skin of his arm in such a soothing manner.

The barest hint of a smile curls Dion's lips as he looks up, meeting Sephiroth's gaze.

"Gil for your thoughts?"

#warofthebeasts #c; dion #sof t

[violetsgayhouse]

kk my friend kk drew me a bunch of me n red 2day to help w the horrors of appointment and i feel like u/LimberLoveMuscle

#mywife is soft nd ilikehim #v speaks #fo talk #temp red tag #MY WIFE IS SOF AND I LIKE HIM #t

[curiouskinetic]

@frcsthearted said: intimate time with her girlfriend?? absolutely!! gently tugging sora with her to bed it was only once they were both laying down that she guided the other's head against her chest, kissing the feline's forehead while fingers massaged over her scalp.

"Yulia?" Sora is a little confused as she's tugged along but doesn't protest, laying down when she's told, and resting her head on her girlfriend's chest. It was... a very calming feeling, to say the least. She'd been wide awake just moments before and yet found herself about to fall asleep when Yulia started that little massage.

A few more seconds passed and she was purring softly, perfectly happy and content.

#frcsthearted #v; wanderer #sof T #SOFT!!!!

[schzunabe]

WAHT IS POOP JUMP

U98SFUG9SDFUG9UGS9F8GUSFI I I I ICOULDNT FUCKIN G TELL YOU

#I DNT KNOW WHAT IT IS EITHER #ASKS #but it s sof unny to me. its so fukyn t o me

[n0ct0urn1quet]

@510snake bdljfblgdfbkj!!!!!!!!!!!!! wife!!!!!!!!!!!! preby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :] :] !!!!!!!

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[inavagrant-a]

Found Collei’s lil tree house and she was trying to help this Sumeru rose she found grow but didn’t have the time to follow the notes she left for herself so we do it for her and we leave her a note letting her know that the flower is outside and that a lil sunlight should help the rose grow and bloom.

#out. #i am sof t #she is my daughte r #she's adopted by me #we'll be her bestest friends #just like amber