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christakisbang · 1 year

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the first take

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drawfee-quot3s · 1 month

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i was gonna draw pink panther or snagglepuss

yeah, you can't say snaggle[BLEEP] on youtube anymore

- julia + jacob

#am i insane or is the tag navigation on blogs completely shot to shit #maybe it's just bc i use mobile a lot and the app's bad #but any time i search MY OWN BLOG for a tag i kNOW i haVE its like no :( we dont have thay #drawfee #drawfee quotes #drawfee video #jacob andrews #jacob drawfee #julia drawfee #julia lepetit #pink panther #guessing julia's characters from memory (and drawing fan art of them)

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katya-zamos · 9 months

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KIKI WITH TRIXIE [4/?]

#trixie mattel #trixiematteledit #kandy muse #hungry #mayhem miller #jaida essence hall #lux noir london #dragsource #dragedit #kikiseries #**#dq #hi mobile users #apologies for the quality of these i dont understand how they look good on desktop but like shit in the app i hate it here

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frywen-babbles · 8 months

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I love how tumblr has removed all relevant usability in their app. I love how I can no longer turn my phone sideways so I can actually see whats in a picture or a video. I love how instead of opening a picture to see it more clearly I'm immediately jumped into some cursed tiktok tumblr timeline where if I scroll down I'm shown some completely unrelated stuff. I especially love how this makes one of my sideblogs virtually unusable. I love how getting to someone's blog or to a specific post has become a detective mission to find a teeny tiny place to tap for the app to do something you want to. I love how instead of showing timestamps on posts as an internal feature where it would be in the same language the app is, the timestamps are somehow in the same language your phone is. I love how I've never wanted nothing less than have an app be in two different languages at the same time.

And by love I mean I absolutely loathe it. I have never hated any changes as much as I do these what the fuck is wrong with the people who thought this was a good idea?

#tumblr fuckery #i use that one sideblog to collect satisfying videos i can show my kids in case of emergency #and now i have to hover over their shoulders so they won't accidentally stumble on some shit #the mobile site is absolute trash and ive understood its not better on desktop either #tumblr is a functional app

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liquidstar · 3 months

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How is tumblr going to ban porn and then show me ads where two triceratops are straight up having sex

#frankly these mobile game ads have also gotten just kinda disgusting and i feel like there needs to be regulations on them #i don't mean the dino fuck one it's not graphic but like #all the ones about those app women getting abused are out of hand like i keep seeing one where a guy cuts off a his wifes boob???#or where a lady is lactating or pissing herself or shitting herself #or even ones that imply straight up sa. like.#i understand. it's because it's shocking and drives engagement and ppl to make YouTube videos going woooaa weird ads but.#like. i don't wanna talk too much about them bc i don't wanna feed into what makes it effective but i just feel like #there needs to be somekinda standards here. the same way you can't just show whatever on tv advertisements #bc malicious advertising is an issue and there SHOULD be limitations to make sure this doesn't happen #not just bc it's gross but because it's underhanded and also false advertising! that stuff is straight up not in the app lol #it's usually just candy crush w extra steps #tbh im surprised no one has capitalized on actually making a fucked up gross game like that since there's clearly an audience #but still. annoying. sick of seeing them

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eldritch-thrumming · 1 year

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i made this silly little post and then just did the thing myself :)

“I would say that Steve is… relatively smart. For a human.”

“Hey!” comes an irritated yell from the other room.

Robin turns to face the doorway, turning away from the camera. “Zip it, human! I’m doing my interviews. I have important things to say. People are very interested.” She turns back toward the camera again, a smile plastered to her face. “Now, what was I saying? Oh right, Steve. He’s… passably intelligent. I mean, he’s no Einstein, that’s for sure. That guy could party.” She laughs.

“Okay, and how long has Steve, uh, been with you guys?” Dustin asks from behind the camera.

“Um, maybe a year, I think?”

“I’ve been Eddie’s familiar for ten years,” Steve grumbles as he comes into the room with a cup of tea, which he holds out for Robin to take. He turns to Dustin and the camera. “It’s really just a matter of time before he turns me.” He rocks back on his heels. “He said literally any day now.”

Robin smiles placidly, nodding at him until he leaves the room.

“Between you and me,” she stage whispers to Dustin, “Eddie is never turning him.”

“Could you explain what a familiar is?” Dustin asks.

“Well… usually a familiar takes care of you, you know, does the cleaning, shopping, finds you victims.”

“Victims?” Will, another one of the producers, asks. He looks a little anxiously toward Lucas, the camera guy, who does his best to ignore it.

“Yeah, like. Food. You know.” Robin takes a sip from her teacup, waving her free hand in some vague gesture. “Nancy and I are partial to virgins.”

“Uh, right. Better watch out, Dustin,” Lucas laughs a little nervously, nudging Dustin with his elbow.

Dustin scowls, but before he can respond, Robin says, “Don’t worry. Nancy’s forbidden us from eating any of you.” She smiles again, like that’s supposed to make them feel any better.

~*~

“Okay, Steve, can you tell us a little bit about yourself?” Dustin asks Steve, who’s fidgeting on the couch.

Steve pulls at his collar as he answers. “Uh, sure. I used to be a kindergarten teacher. I actually really loved it? But then I met Eddie at a bar. Thought he was, uh, pulling my leg, you know, about the whole…” Steve rubs his palms on his thighs. “Vampire thing? Is that what we’re calling it?”

“Yeah, being a vampire. Sure,” Dustin responds.

“Right. Thought he was joking. Thought it was a line, you know. So I… this is kind of embarrassing.” Steve scratches at his cheek. “Well, I went home with him, y’know. You’ve seen him.” He laughs a little nervously. “Anyway, I found out that he actually was not lying, much to my… absolute horror really.”

“And… what made you stay?” Will asks.

“I dunno,” Steve shrugs his shoulders, eyes darting to the side of the camera, like he doesn’t really want to answer the question. “It’s an interesting prospect, isn’t it? Living forever? Being immortal?” He shrugs again.

“So,” Dustin starts, drawing out the ‘o’ sound. “Are you guys, like… more than friends?” Lucas visibly cringes at the phrasing.

Steve laughs, bright and surprised. “Uh, no. No. Just, uh. I’m just his familiar.”

“But you’ve been here ten years?“ The way the question comes out of Will’s mouth makes it sound like he hadn’t really meant to ask it. Dustin cuts him a look, scowling again.

“Yeah,” Steve sighs, looking down at his lap. “Yeah, I have.”

~*~

“Tell us about how you became a vampire,” Dustin says.

Eddie, who’s sitting on the couch in front of the camera, scratches at his neck, just under the collar of his shirt. “Hmm. I was turned in the 80s. Can’t really remember most of it. Was at some concert and some guy offered me some coke or something in the back of his van. Next thing I knew, I was waking up in a field feeling like shit. Thought I’d had a bad trip.” Eddie laughs.

“And have you ever turned anyone?” Will asks.

“No,” Eddie tells them, frowning slightly. “Don’t think I’d even know how.”

“But—“ Will starts, but Lucas digs his elbow into his ribs, cutting off his question.

“What about Steve?” Dustin asks instead.

“What about him?”

“He said he’s been with you ten years. That you’ve promised to turn him any day now.”

Eddie smiles, boyish and sweet. “Well. I say a lot of things. And look at him. Who’d give that up?”

Will and Dustin look at each other. “What do you mean?” It’s Lucas who asks this time.

“A pretty little human who does anything I say based on the abstract promise that I might one day make him a vampire?” Eddie grins.

Next to Dustin, Will lets out a long exhale.

#I tried to put a read more on this on mobile but I’m still so confused I’m really sorry!!!! i really tried but it didn’t work in my drafts #I’m sorry :( :( :( I will try again next time I know this sucks I’m scared to post bc I can’t do dumb basic shit on this stupid fucking app #bc I’m so fuckin dumb I’m sorry #steddie #steddie fic #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie fanfiction #steddie fanfic #steddie ficlet #steddie blurb #what we do in the shadows Steddie au lolololol #i didn’t know what else to say so it ends at the most awkward place ever but will wants Justice for Steve looololl #I’m not really funny enough to pull off this au but I tried lol #wwdits steddie au

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visualtaehyun · 3 months

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Disclaimer: not a native speaker, still learning 🙏

Onto the promised second half of my accumulated language notes on Last Twilight ep. 9-11, this time a short one!

จ้า /jaa/

Perfect subs, no notes. จ้า or จ๋า is an ending particle or interjection that gives vibes of intimacy and being sweet - I kinda melted when he said it.

The fact that Day calls out to his brother in this moment of distress by calling him พี่ไนท์ /phi Night/, whereas they usually use familiar impolite กู/มึง /guu, meung/ with each other, and we see them be physically affectionate now 🥺

หวัดดี อาหมอก อาเดย์ ลุงไนท์ สิลูก /wat dee aa Mork aa Day loong Night si luuk/

-> อา /aa/ = a young uncle or aunt; ลุง /loong/ = an old uncle; ลูก /luuk/ = child, son/daughter

Porjai พอใจ /phaaw jai/ = satisfied, content; satisfactory

Poomjai ภูมิใจ /phuum jai/ = proud

This notion of You're more than 'enough', you're amazing! -

ผมอยากให้คุณภูมิใจในตัวเองนะ ที่แบกท้องคนเดียวมาได้ขนาดนี้อะ /pom yaak hai khun phuum jai nai dtuua ehng na thee baaek thaawng khohn diao maa dai kha naat nee a/

= I want you to be proud of yourself for carrying this pregnancy alone for so long.

Night used to call himself พี่ /phi/ and Porjai เรา /rao/ or น้อง /nong/ up until last episode. That he now uses the more formal ผม /pom/ and คุณ /khun/ is giving such married couple vibes 🥹

-> More on all these pronouns here, where I explained how MorkDay went through the exact opposite pronoun journey

#last twilight #last twilight night #last twilight porjai #nightporjai #thai bl #local woman harps on about linguistics #still on mobile and i hate it because this dang app likes eating drafts for no reason at all but being a lil shit

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bonetrousledbones · 5 months

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genuinely how the hell do y'all use mobile as your main way of using tumblr. i just used it for like 3 hours and it overheated my phone and took my battery from like 95% to 20%

#delete later #i'll admit my battery's been kinda shitting out on me again lately BUT tumblr is the only app i have that does this #honestly it's probably bc i haven't updated it in a While too but they'll have to kill me to make me use that godawful new lightbox #videos already never worked on mobile why did they make the active decision to make them even worse #why do yall use this app so much . why do you do this to yourselves!!!!!!!!!

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bluehoodedmousebane · 10 months

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Image ID: J’onn J’onzz, in both his human and ‘true’ forms. His true form is tall and lanky, and is mostly a grey-ish green. His face has a long snout and orange eyes, which are decorated by a tear-like pattern. He has a chameleon-like crest that covers the partially exposed brain on his neck. He walks on all fours, using his knuckles. In his human form he is dark-skinned and chubby, and greying at the temples. He wears a green skirt, a pale sports bra, and a button-down with an alien pattern. He also has some bright orange makeup around his eyes and on his lips. End image ID

A redesign for my redesign grins. The human design takes inspiration from the J’onn proprietors Jesncin and not-another-robin's headcanons, so go check them out!

#and oh my god the colors change from web and mobile. sorry mobile users this looks like shit on the app.#Also i think John Jones would be J'onn not worrying about being hidden.#he should be able to have fun with it :)#j'onn j'onzz #martian manhunter #dc #redesign #my art

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taskmasterhistorian · 7 months

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Taskmaster YouTube Community Post

#taskmaster #alex horne #sharing these links is shit you can’t open in mobile browser but you can in the app

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thatgaymood · 2 years

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#eddie would tap that #but who wouldn’t tbh #steve has a nice ass #steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #st4 #giftset #for some reason these looks fine on the computer #and even the mobile site #but they look like shit on the app 😭#i give up

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protocolseben · 3 months

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Found those funny pens with a disc a few days ago to draw on phones for 3 buck back when Apple Pencil wasn’t a thing and finger drawing is for the truly dedicated. cant believe these pens were 30+ bucks for no pen pressure. evil

kyou mou kawaii, really

#back in the ancient past (ok maybe only a decade ago) there weren’t a lot of cool pens to draw in mobile devices on #the best was like. Wacom or if you’re lucky a Samsung tablet that came with that teeny pen #I know we all shit on Apple here but honestly making a pen you can draw on tablets and then having a banger art app changed everything m

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13eyond13 · 10 months

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absolutely hate that you can't just tap on the middle reblog in a chain and find that post on the poster's blog anymore. Like what if i want to ignore the last 2 unfunny posts on an otherwise good reblog chain. I'm not gonna scroll 3 years back on some random person's blog to find it smh

#idk if this is just on mobile or not but #OH ALSO while im bitching i hate that you cant look at tumblr blog archives on a browser on your phone now?#i used to do that to find old posts on my own blog but now #every time it's like #GO GET THE APP #and im like I ALREADY HAVE THE APP #AND YOUR APP'S SEARCH FUNCTION IS ALWAYS DRUNK #I INTENTIONALLY EXITED THE APP AND CAME HERE SO I COULD FIND THE SHIT MYSELF GOOD SIR #p

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rapono-writes-stuff · 8 days

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Almost had a mental breakdown because my Microsoft word app logged me out and then proceeded to crash anytime I tried to edit or make a new document.