#((or... spicy for me at least. XD

[skyloftian-nutcase]

To become an EMT was fairly intense training. The class only lasted a semester, but it was eight hours of class per week with nearly two thousand page textbooks, hours upon hours of clinicals, and the overarching dread that people would be relying on you for life and death situations when you passed.

To become a paramedic was even harder. A two year program heavy in pharmacology and cardiac rhythm interpretation, with so many new skills piled on that it was overwhelming most of the time.

To Hyrule it was all an adventure and an honor, though, one he readily accepted.

He hadn't been expecting to use such esteemed training to be combing a cow pasture in the middle of the night, though.

"This is your fault, by the way," Aurora grumbled. "I'm never holding over for a shift with you again."

"How is this my fault?" Hyrule questioned before yelping and jumping out of the way of what could have been a disastrous footstep into a pile of unsavoriness.

"Yesterday was a calm shift," Aurora pointed out as she also jumped around some cow chips. "Eleven calls in twenty-four hours. Nobody was dying and nobody was obnoxious. Today, we ran twenty-one calls, of which two were codes, one was a drunk person cussing everyone out except for the one person he thought was an angel, a person who was convinced their banana was possessed, and this."

"Somebody drove off the road and crashed through a wooden fence into the pasture and it's my fault?" Hyrule parsed out, jumping slightly when he walked unwittingly into a wet nose. The cow stared at him unblinkingly, munching aimlessly on whatever she'd grazed. "Excuse me," he huffed, ducking around her.

"The patient has to be long gone," Aurora sighed. "I'm willing to bet they were drunk and ran as soon as this happened. They wouldn't want a run-in with PD."

"Nobody wants a run-in with Impa," Hyrule snickered.

Despite tearing through a wooden fence, the car actually hadn't sustained too much. It was likely as Aurora suspected, though - a drunk driver who was uninjured enough to recognize Impa would chew them out and arrest them, and therefore opted for fleeing the scene.

"At least the cows weren't hurt," Aurora muttered, watching one stare at her. "We're definitely attracting a crowd, though."

As his partner chuckled, Hyrule noticed that they had, in fact, attracted quite the crowd. It seemed like the entire herd had gathered at this point, all staring pointedly at the paramedics while the police continued to sweep the area.

"Uh... hi," Hyrule waved awkwardly, and Aurora burst out laughing.

Turning, Hyrule watched his step carefully, avoiding both holes and manure, before he rammed unceremoniously into something, gasping and falling backwards into his partner.

"Rulie!" Aurora yelped as she caught him. "Are you okay?"

Hyrule grumbled, regaining his balance, his heart racing from embarrassment, and then he stared at what he'd crashed into.

The fence. He'd just... walked head first into the broken fence.

Hyrule snorted. Then he fell into hysterics, his gut aching from laughing so hard. Aurora stared at him a moment and then joined in.

"Keep this up and you'll be the patient," Aurora snorted, gasping for air. She turned to Impa. "Impa, I'm taking my partner home before he kills himself!"

Their serious friend shot them a look, taking in the sight of Hyrule, who was now sporting a small cut on his forehead from the splintered wood, though it clearly wasn't bothering him as he was wheezing and bent over.

"I don't even want to know," she sighed heavily. "The driver's long since fled the scene. You two can go in service."

Hyrule let Aurora guide him as both stumbled on to the road, still laughing loudly.

Two years of training for life-and-death emergencies only for Hyrule to create his own emergencies while aimlessly wandering a cow pasture. He supposed his instructors had been right when they'd mentioned one couldn't make up half the stuff they dealt with at work.

#writing #lu in healthcare #just some silliness #when I tell you I was dying of laughter when this happened to me XD #this was within twenty-four hours of a plate shattering in my hands and cutting me so badly I could barely most my hand too #my partner was convinced I was gonna kill myself by accident that night XD #anyway Hyrule and Aurora deserve to have fun together #Aurora's a lot feistier than her sweet partner #girl stood her ground against her own family in canon so she has to be stubborn at least #I choose to make her spicy #lu hyrule #lu aurora #the votes were tied so I picked this scenario over Time finding out

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Belly dancer reader got me thinking about König with an Arab Engel who is hypervocal about how much she likes him, Arabic has some intense terms of endearment so her telling him تقبرني which basically means "bury me in a grave because I don't want to live without you" or calling him habib albi (love of my heart). making him an absolute FEAST for breakfast because what do you mean you just want a sandwich? you are getting at LEAST 5 different plates to choose from plus some nice tea while they listen to Fairuz ✨

I like to think he would LOVE how possessive Arab women can get, man can't compliment a woman without getting side eyed by his girl and scolded when they're in the car and gets the full sass "go sit on her lap then, since you want to act like a little boy 🙄" we're hella physical too so he should expect a slap on the arm or to be bitten on the cheek as warning lol.

he leaves for deployment smelling of incense and oud, rich, spicy and sensual. she gives him some perfume oil as both something to remember her by and to ward of any potential women who might want some (girl, who? you're the only one insane enough to handle him XD) plus some charms to keep him safe <3

I’m sorry but why is this so HELLA CUTE

Our man gets a feast for breakfast? He’s in heaven and let me tell you he needs it, König eats huge amounts of food, he needs a lot of fuel and his metabolism is crazy quick and if he doesn’t get enough to eat he starts to feel grumpy or even dizzy >:( Would someone please slip some protein bars into this man's tactical vest before he leaves on a mission so he doesn't kill everyone on his team?

And he’s all possessive but wait a minute, a woman getting possessive of him? Is this even happening? (Also please the way I laughed my ass off at the “Go sit on her lap then, since you want to act like a little boy” LMAO König is in love. He will sit only and ever in your lap now.)

And please don’t get physical with him! Do not get physical unless you want to get squeezed (possessively) or slapped on the butt (lovingly) or get your tits and neck and hips covered in love bites after that. König will return all grabbiness and biting and violation of personal space tenfold.

And uhhh König has a serious scent kink did I ever tell you? So if he can still smell you or of you when he sadly has to leave, our boy will be in a much calmer mood when he’s doing his dirty nasty kind of disturbing job to get the money to buy you everything you want.

König is getting so much love and attention and food he can't take it all in 🥺 All those endearment terms and poetic cooings are about to turn him into a 6'10 marshmallow 🥺 And CHARMS? To keep him safe?? Please no more, this man is about to flop.

#this is my roman empire #i'm sorry but this is exquisite *mwah* chef's fucking kiss #and the ENDEARMENT TERMS gahh seriously get out of here #that's some next level shit #answered

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

How about Vox successfully installs a hidden camera in Charlie and Vaggies room for sexy blackmail. But is pissed all the footage he has is cute fluffy hugs and kiss. Nothing explicit at all.

i think if the V's tried this... they would regret it SO fast and probably be scarred for life in the process XD

Vox: "The lack of risk research in this new venture of ours... astounding."

Valentino: "Aw kitty, what better way to keep track of Lucifer's bimbo daughter Charles than by keeping a little camera tucked away in her bedroom?"

Vox: "Pointed at her bed? ONLY her bed?"

Velvette: "Imagine the BLACKMAIL. Hashtag cancel little miss Morningstar!"

Valentino: "Her and her spicy lady are soooooo pruuuudish and so WHOLESOME about that shit stain hotel of theirs- just think of what they'd do not to be the new stars of hell's porn scene?"

Vox: "I'm thinking, if they DON'T mind, their ratings will skyrocket."

Valentino: "....ah."

Velvette: "Oh come on flat screener, there's no way they'd ever be ok with-"

Vox: "And if they DO mind, Lucifer will take us all off the air so fast the cameras will still be rolling while our own heads start to."

Velvette: "FUCK."

Vox: "Am I the only one here actually forecasting audience reactions??"

Velvette: "I HATE BORN LUCKY GIRLS AND THEIR TOP DOG DEMON DADS!"

Valentino: "We can at least heckle their boring sex life privately, yeah?"

Vox: "If they even HAVE one."

Velvette: "Heads up. They're getting into bed now."

Valentino: “Oooooh and they’ve brought equipment~!”

The V’s: “………………”

Valentino: "..... is that. Paperwork?"

Velvette: "Oh hell no."

Vox: "Birds of a feather. If Alastor can be so chummy with them, then-"

Valentino: "They're doing- they’re- fucking doing PAPERWORK in bed!? Together!?? INSTEAD of each other? That’s IT?????"

Velvette: "This is sick. I'm gonna be sick."

Valentino: "AND THEY'RE ENJOYING IT???"

Velvette: "Hhrrrk-"

Vox: "Cut the feed. Destroy the camera. I can feel the static of their domestic fuzzy feel-good lives overtaking my entire network, program by program, station by station." (clutches tv head) "This would be less unsettling if they were a pair of MUPPETS... Fuck this." (deletes camera)

-five minutes later-

Charlie: “You know what Vaggie?”

Vaggie: “What, sweetie?”

Charlie: "I love how much easier doing the hotel budget is when we have each other to cross check it! Frees up a lot more time!"

Vaggie: "Me too babe. Though I kinda still think I love you more."

Charlie: (smiles softly) "Yeah..?"

Vaggie: (leans in) "...yeah."

Charlie: (grins) "Wanna fuck nasty about it?"

Vaggie: (grins back) "I’ll get the toybox."

-meanwhile-

Valentino: “WAIT! ….I feel a disturbance in the fuck! As if two people are having really kinky gay sex right now, and I’m missing out on exploiting it!”

Velvette: (still nauseous) “I’ll exploit my fist to your face if you don’t shut up.”

Vox: “Velvette.”

Velvette: “Oh you know don’t mean it, darling~ Much.”

Vox: “Fair enough.”

Velvette: “Paperwork, blegh. They were using, actual PHYSICAL bits of paper… I’m gonna have fucking nightmares.”

Valentino: “This IS my nightmare!”

Vox: “Welcome to hell, Val.”

#hazbin hotel #chaggie #vox hazbin hotel #velvette hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #suggestive #incorrect quotes #tbh i think Keekee would find and eat the camera mere seconds after it got turned on #or niffty discovers it while pest controlling and #just #Stares into it #for Hours #it creeps the fuck out of valentino when he goes back through the recoding #he's jumpy for WEEKS afterwards XD

[bas-writes]

Hey hey Bas \o/ Ahhhh <3 Smooching - I love smooching! I might make too many requests if this goes on for a while XD But! 12 please with Ace >.> Maybe trying to hide from the other brothers, or whatever strikes your fancy ^_^ ♥ Thank you =3

The Kiss Is Out Of The Bag

Character: Ace Reader: gender neutral (ambiguous body and presentation, they/them pronouns used in dialogues) CW: wound on reader & medical procedures (including mentions of injections), mentions of blood Word count: 965 Prompt: Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss. A/N: Ah, Quin, welcome and thank you so much for this request! It's such a sweet prompt, especially in a combo with Ace, a great start for me, even with my currently rusty style 🤭 Please, feel welcomed to submit more, if you want!

Kiss Event! | if you liked it, please consider reblogging and/or leaving some feedback ❤️

 “You should be more careful with them.” The wrinkle between Marco’s eyebrows grows. “Not everyone has your endurance.”

The left side of your face pricks with dull pain. The sensation is not strong, more irritating than bothering, but the bleeding—as it is with a cut on the brow ridge—hasn’t ceased with your amateur first aid. Now, you only wish no stitches are going to be needed. That would be an awful finish of a romantic-to-be day. 

“Well, I have—” Ace crosses arms on chest—and cuts mid-sentence under the weight of the doctor's gaze. “Alright, alright. I tried. Not like a sparring would never end without a bruise or two.”

Of course, he couldn’t straight up confess you’ve earned the cut because of a tad too enthusiastic make out. Aside from your decision to keep your still fresh relationship on the secret side, admitting you hit your head against the door frame as Ace was kissing you and herding you towards the bed… Just thinking about it has you nearly squirming. Marco is one of the more level-headed among the men around, but you know he wouldn’t let it slip past his ears, if he learnt all the spicy details.

At least now, he’s more focused on cleaning your wound. You share a quick glance with Ace; with Marco’s attention all absorbed, he lets himself slip past the mask. Be it because of guilt, worry, or the ting of jealousy—his face is all scrunched up and pouting, his arms crossed tight, enough for his skin to change shade where his fingers dig into skin. A moment ago, the same arms cradled you close to his chest, panicked and ashamed as he carried you, stunned by the impact and sudden blood loss, to Marco’s private cabin. The wound hasn’t been worth the commotions, now thinking about it, but his nerves don’t ease. Smiling as gently as you can, you show Ace a thumb up—just to hiss in pain almost at the same time as Marco got to disinfecting the cut. 

Ace jolts forwards, at the very last moment remembering he should play the role of a concerned crewmate, not the crazy with worry boyfriend. The little trip over feet doesn’t slip past Marco’s attention; Ace can’t see his face, but you clearly spot a little smirk and the characteristic gleam in his eyes.

Oh. Could have he— 

“What, there’s something wrong with you too, yoi?” Dabbing the alcohol-soaked swab against your brow, Marco pierces you with gaze. The question was for Ace but you’re the one studied; if you sent any more warning glances to your partner, shook your head, whatever really, it would be all over. 

So, you keep your face as blank as possible. Ace lets out a grumpy hum, of all blind turns setting on silence. 

Marco is fast. Soon, your head is all bandaged and the tools cleaned. Once nicely treated, your wound doesn’t bleed as badly, and only an ugly stain on your shirt reminds of the past panic.

“Alright, now only a jab, and you’re free—” Marco opens the drawer next to your seat, scrunches and sighs with a barely tamed laughter. “Of course. That’s my room. Sorry, need to grab something from the infirmary yoi.”

“What jab?” As soon as the door closes behind the doctor, Ace jumps to your side, his big, warm hands already roaming along your back and guiding you into his embrace. 

“Tetanus?” You accept the eager invitation and lean against him, careful to not move the bandages. “You told him you hit the deck with me.”

“Right. Riiight.” He starts guiding you for a kiss before eyeing the exit with suspicion. “Hey. How long do you think he’s gonna be gone?”

“Why—”

“I really wanna smooch you but if he walks on us, the whole play goes for nothing.”

Eyes frantically scanning around the cabin, Ace finally spots a corner more isolated than the others and pulls you towards it so enthusiastically you feel strain in your shoulder. What was created a walk-in-closet for an officer, Marco turned into a mini, more private study you realize as Ace guides you in, this time giving a wide berth to all frames. He slots you against the desk, the angle and height level between you perfect for a quick attack.

His lips are a little dry, ticklish as they move against yours far more gently than his enthusiasm called for. You like this meek and sweet side of his, showing whenever you get closer: this unexpected shyness and submission, the, even if for a moment only, selfless act of giving all the reins away to you. You pull him closer, fingers tangled in his soft hair, let him melt with relief in your arms until his embrace tightens and the gentle boy moves to the side, making place for the devouring flame.

Ace never fails to amaze you with the sheer power behind his kiss. He’s voracious, almost selfish, but equally rewarding and affectionate; suffocating you not with his tongue but sheer enthusiasm. His muscular arms pull you close and tight, your breath trapped between his lips and chest, soon aching for refill and equally reluctant to take a break. 

He seems to swallow you whole: your body and senses and mind. As long as your lips are together, you belong to him, and nothing could matter, not bloody stains on your shirt, not pain and bandages, not the sharp scent of alcohol still lingering around you.

…and not Marco, silently sliding back into the room and slipping past your attention until a louder chair creak finally breaks the spell, “Don’t disrespect my desk like that when everyone knows already, yoi. C’mon, Y/N, your jab. I hope he didn’t break you more when I was gone?” 

#ace x reader #ace x you #ace x y/n #ace imagine #ace scenario #one piece x reader #one piece x you #one piece x y/n #one piece reader insert #one piece scenario #one piece imagine #bas writes #portgas d ace #gender neutral reader

[quinloki]

One Piece Host Club AU Request Event

Event closed!

Drabbles will be posted into 2024, but new requests are closed for now. Please check my pinned post for details =D

This event will run from 12/1/2023-12/31/2023 but requests can be sent in starting now!

Please be sure to read everything before sending in an ask \o/

Step 1: Provide reader vibes – for simplicity’s sake: give me pronouns, and afab/amab/intersex*

Step 2: Give me a One Piece Blorbo, or blorbos - please check the bottom of this post for guidelines on multiple blorbos.

Step 3: Business Hours (sfw), or After Hours (note you can ONLY request Business Hours if you are on anon.)

Step 4: Give me ONE Number from the list below. Including more than one number gives me the right to pick whichever I want XD

Dancing

Ropes / Restraint

Control / Obedience

Food / Treat

Debatable

Tension / Denial

Kisses

Kinks

Anger / Angst

Fire

Service

Advice / Lesson

Words

Teeth / Fangs

Fingers / Claws

Drink

Music

Passion / Pleasure

Longing

Warmth / Kindness

Gentle

Rough

Honesty

Return / Repeat

Love

Lust

Flirt

Hot / Cold

Sweet / Spicy

Giving / Demanding

Example:

[ I'd like amab she/her reader with Sasaki for business hours, #13. ]

That's the bare minimum that I need \o/ Requests do NOT have to comply with previously written head canons, so don't worry ^_^

Be warned, if you miss any of the required information, I will fill in the blanks to my own discretion and delight, and will write exactly what I want. I don’t know if that’s worse than your request being deleted or not, but we’ll find out.

NOTE:  you can request more than one blorbo in a single scenario – but the additional characters must be at least canonically neutral toward one another. Some exceptions include Kid x Shanks, Kaku x Zoro, and Sanji x Sir Crocodile. Feel free to ask if you aren’t sure, my DMs are open, and you can send in an ask with your inquiry before you put in a request ask ^_^

-:- Final note \o/ -:-

Multiple requests ARE allowed – but subsequent requests from the same person will be de-prioritized if I start to get too many requests.

Additional information:

~Drabbles are only expected to be 500 or so words. ~Events written during the event may or may not be used in the actual series that will eventually get written off this. ~You can choose ANY One Piece character for this, whether they're mentioned in previous head canons or not. ~Canonically underage characters will NOT have After Hours, but can have Business Hours.

*(I have not written intersex before, please feel free to clarify any details that are important to you, if you choose this option, and I will do my level best). Gender/body details may not have an impact on the final result depending on how the drabble goes, but still should be included.

#One Piece Host Club AU #December Drabble Event 2023 #One Piece Fanfiction #x reader #reader insert #request event

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV Trailer (me losing my freaking marbles - YOLO) Pt1

I'm just going frame by frame thru AMC'S BEAUTIFUL new IWTV trailer. But I had to split this into 2 parts cuz Tumblr won't let me post 30+ pics.

We've already seen Lestat's Theatre portrait on fire (burn, bish!) but the TRANSITION they made here is DISGUSTING--they know what they're doing!

Lou goes from thinking about setting the Theatre on fire (nervously/uncomfortably rubbing his chin, my poor baby), to another scene of him chainsmoking and staring sadly off into the void. I'm assuming it's the 1970s interview, cuz we see Afro!Lou in the same shirt when he effs up BB!Daniel a few minutes later.

AND they said Louis's "stronger, and harder, too," during ANOTHER closeup of Louis chainsmoking. Pyromaniac du Lac LIVES.

Then we get that INTERESTING exchange with Loumand about Oldmaniel:

Armand does NOT like this interview, no ma'am! What are you tryna hide?! 🧐

The fandom legit already MADE THIS JOKE too! XD

The parallels with Loumand enjoying watching movies together (NO CLAUDIA 👀)--and Loustat enjoying opera & movies together.

Loumand as a happy old married couple--I mean it, Rolin: what TF happened between the 1970s interview, the year 2000, and 2022, to make Louis' mental state get SO DANG BAD!?

Armand seems to be implying that 1970s SanFran wasn't where he failed Louis, but 1940s Paris when he burns the Theatre--but I'm seriously wondering if something else went down, cuz LOOK AT MY BABY. BLOOD TEARS. I cannot.

This hollow, fake smile Claudia gives when Loumand walks into the room; wearing makeup & an adult hairstyle tryna look grown--I wonder if this is the same night she joins the Theatre?

Lou & Claudia--he just gives her The Eyebrows, not saying anything (but Armand looks WAY too smug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)); and we know Armand AND Claudia can EASILY read his mind way better than he can read either of theirs.

Louis calls her "a spark in the dark," right before they cut to the bombs falling all over WWII Europe with flames everywhere--including all over her face--foreshadowing her ashes to ashes, dust to dust. ("Rigged to burn," Louis said in S01E03.)

Did they get hit by bombs, or fall into mine fields?! Jfc. (OR maybe they were sleeping underground, in the earth, and woke up in a battlefield--GOD.) And this must be the same scene where Lou eats the heart--we see Claud throwing limbs around--are they scavenging bombed up corpses?

And the flame in the photographs Louis takes, which she's been tearing down--figuratively in the other teaser, and literally here.

Claudia finna GO OFF! (I HAD to make this one a gif, to see her wrath in MOTION 🤌)

EAT that racist French White, Claudia, PLEASE. Colonizer Capital--Paris SUCKS!

LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC, ladies and gentlemen. U_U

You're one of a kind, sweetie--that's why the whole Theatre was tripping, cuz Lestat's "coven" in NOLA didn't look ANYTHING like how all other vampire covens worked. Lestat & Louis & Claudia were a FAMILY. They lived like humans--or as close to human as possible. Plus they were painfully weak, with none of the Dark Gifts. They weren't living like monsters--at least not on the surface....

In the other teaser I thought this dirty heifer who attacked Louis was a revenant, but if she's in the Theatre then this must be Alessandra or Eleni (which means a Rhoshamandes name drop!? 👀💀)? Please random dude please be Benedict. 🙏 I need more TVC cameos!

I'm wondering if this was part of a performance when Madeleine & Claudia were part of the Theatre, not during the Trial? OR this is AMC's recreation of the film version with the naked lady--"so we can eat people."

Armand finna GO OFF! But WHERE TF are his FANGS!? That's my ONE major gripe with this show--I'm so sick of seeing these stupid acrylics everywhere but no FANGS.

Then the trailer immediately tells me to STFU, LOL. XD

Lelio Rising. Lelio Falling. (Ooooo--the Tower Scene should be SPICY)

Then they use the "script" line to transition to The Trial, when Armand forced Lestat to be scripted! 😭 DIABOLICAL! And I LOVE this frame--it's giving me Oppenheimer when he was walking through the stands as everyone applauded him for dropping the bomb & he was PTSDing. (I had to make a separate post just for this brainworm.)

So Dan's finished the interview and this is his editor. (OR, even spicier, this dude's from the Talamasca, and Daniel's broken the NDA & fled the penthouse?) But chile, ain't nobody scared of LDPDL. 🙄 Daniel should be well aware by now that Louis snapped in the 1970s, sure, but he's not the REAL threat in that house, Mr. Mediocre Star to a 500 Year Old Vampire. Unless they're talking about LESTAT? 👀💀 WHERE TFC IS HE IN 2022?!

What in CHRIST'S NAME is coming out of his effing NECK? 😱 It was SQUEALING, like a KOCHON.

Louis slinging blood at the Sea of Galilee Armand stole for him, LOLOLOL.

Louis effing Daniel up--"you were disrespectful!" I wonder if BB!Dan crying was when Armand was busy stalking him when he was drunk AF & dying of alcohol poisoning.

I LOVE THIS. Louis is the center of it all--"It's you and me. Me, and you." 😭💔 Said over and over--Louis and Lestat, Claudia, Armand, and Daniel (and even Santiago U_U).

#interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #pyromaniac du lac #louis de pointe du black #justice for claudia #loustat #loumand #must see tv #SCREAMING #screaming crying throwing up #the hype is real

[allthefujoshiunite]

Entryway to heavens, a.k. the BL genre!

As requested by @weiying-tododeku-2023 , who wanted to dip their toes into the genre, I, Nora, am once again here to compile a recommendation list that you can take a peek. Most titles here won't be any news to my seasoned fujin frens, but it's always interesting to think of which manga or anime would be the best for a newcomer!

BL ANIME

We don't have many options to choose from when it comes to anime, so I might as well start from here.

Stranger by the Shore: This 1-hour, gorgeous movie is an adaptation from Kii Kanna's manga of the same name. Since it's short, I think it's better to focus on what the plot has to offer instead of expecting a deeper dive into the characters individually.

Sasaki and Miyano: Another manga adaptation, but this time it's 12-episode series (with a +1 OVA). Very sweet and emotionally rich coming-of-age story with a fudanshi as its MC. A must see!

NO.6: Less like a BL and more of a sci-fi anime with queer MCs, NO.6 is not exactly suitable for a newcomer, but I still wanted to include it because of its tender story and the companionship between Shion and Nezumi. So you shouldn't expect a big emphasis on romance.

Bonus: This Boy is a Professional Wizard: This is a 4-episode short anime. It's honestly gorgeous and cute, but not very "deep" as every episode is around 8 minutes. You can finish it in one sitting!

There are so many other popular (and great) BLs or action/sports series that have queer characters out there: Given, Banana Fish, Yuuri!! on ICE, Doukyuusei, Case Study of Vanitas, The Case Files of Jeweler Richard, The Night Beyond the Tricornered Window, Antique Bakery, Yes No or Maybe? etc. They are already popular so with a quick search you can find more about them as you finish the ones you've started!

BL MANGA

Now, this... is a challenge. There are SO MANY good stuff that it's hard to pick, so I decided to go with my gut xD

I Didn't Mean To Fall In Love (Suzumaru Minta): There's something in this series that just.. UGH! It hits me. I have reviewed it before so you can head over there to find more information, synopsis, and my thoughts.

Love Tractor (Hmmyongyong & Angrymonster): I started reading it for the sake of the challenge I mentioned above but what a joy this one turned out to be!! Has great balance of fun and drama, gorgeous to boot. The main story is finished but there'll be a continuation! Here's my review.

Here and There and Us (Thanat): This is a very interesting work (as any other Thanat work, I'm a huge fan of the artist) and it's less focused on the romance and more on the main characters and their friend circle navigating their high school life and the the ever-changing relationship between them. If you're looking for something that's more slow burn, this should be your go-to BL.

Under My Skin (Usui Iroha): People tend to stay away from spicy recommendations for newcomers but I say, why not give it a go! Usui Iroha has a way of drawing sultry gazes that'll make your heart skip a beat! I'm taking a break now, but I normally review a new BL title every Friday, and I've also reviewed Under My Skin before because it's THAT good.

Dream Away (Hana Lee): If you like a sprinkle of supernatural on your plate, then this is for you. The art style is simple yet eye catching, it's short and completed, the characters are wholesome; what more you could ask for!

Bonus - Swing Baby (Mudan): This manhwa, again, is a bit different. It does feel like it has supernatural elements at first and is a bit confusing (bc there's an interesting stylistic choice in narration) but it'll feel worth sticking to! Here's another Friday BL review if you'd like to check some screenshots out and read the synopsis.

And that's it! Welcome aboard and hopefully, at least one of these titles will be to your liking. Thank you for sending an ask, see you around!

#allthefujoshiunite answers #bl manga #yaoi recommendation #yaoi manhwa #i didn't mean to fall in love #love tractor #dream away #here and there and us #swing baby #under my skin #stranger by the shore #no.6 #sasaki and miyano #this boy is a professional wizard #bl anime

[hacked-by-jake]

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currently watching: V for Vendetta and The dark Knight

currently reading: Comic: V for Vendetta and just started Simon Becketts 'The Chemistry of Death'

sweet/spicy/savory: Savory

relationship status: Since I'm not interested in relationships, happily single ^^

current obsession: Too many things.

last thing I googled: brass knuckles 3d printer stl file (it's not how it looks like, it's for decoration only, I swear! xD)

currently working on: Uhh, nothing really. At least nothing like a fanfiction or similar.

Tagging: @julesisreading @itsnotzka @miss-celestia13 @cassi0-peia @booklover-01040 @hackerqueen @kyras-things @zmayadw @duskwood-disco @duskjake Of course only if you want, no pressure and no stress 💚

#tag game #hbj talks #personal #not dw #<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[mikunology]

Mikunology Reviews: Boku wa Hatsune Miku to Kiss wo Shita (2013) (Pt.2)

Alright, here we are with Part 2, where I will chat about the album's second half! Let's get to it!

Part 1 here

Ii, Er Fanclub: I think anyone who vaguely knows of Mikito has heard this one, if it's not ROKI. XD This is another more goofy, fun track about Rin and Gumi being fans of Chinese culture. And I love it! It's a great song, the back-and-forth between Rin and Gumi is so fun to sing along to - the inclusion of actual Chinese words is really fun as well. The drums are great here too. There's not really much I can say on this one that isn't just regular praise?? I highly recommend checking out it's PV by the wonderful Yori and Ryuusee! (Actually, I do have one comment I want to make: unpopular opinion, but I like this original Rin & Gumi version a lot more over Giga's Miku & Len mix. The goofy charm of the original song just jives with me more, although Giga's tuning is stellar.)

Wednesday Blue: This is another remaster, this time of one of Mikito's much older Miki originals. This is more typical rock'n'roll-style track, and it's a bit noisier than Mikito's usual fare. Unfortunately, I do think it's my least favorite on this album: it's a bit…all-over-the-place, compared to Mikito's later work? The Miki vocals are clearer and a bit better than the original NND upload, but they're still notably clunky in some places which can kinda take me out of the song. That said, the song as a whole isn't bad or anything, and it's actually pretty catchy after a few listens - it's just kinda clear this song was written by a less experienced Mikito. (Not to poke fun - everyone starts somewhere!)

Setsuna Plus (Momentary Plus): And here we are, back to Miku Dark again. This song is a bit more abstract in terms of lyrics, I think, but I still find myself coming back to it. There's not much I can say about this one either, honestly? Other than that it's good and that I like it - it has that usual great atmosphere again. However, I do have a slight criticism, I think - as much as I love the way Miku sounds here, I think this song could have done with a bit more powerful vocal instead, after hearing a few covers with characters like Amaga Eru (who can be pretty loud in her base voicebank).

Sarishinohara (Distant Fields): I remember not being too keen on this track at first for some reason? I don't know what was up with me because this song is really lovely XD This is a rock song about the forbidden love between a boy and his best friend and classmate, who has become an idol (and since idols can't date, she can no longer see him). There's such a tragic, melancholic feel to this song that really gets across the pain the boy is in, both in that he can no longer be with the girl despite her being "everywhere", in a sense, both in the instruments and in Miku Dark's vocals. Personally, I find this to be my favorite in the "Sarishinohara" trilogy, since 1) I think the melody is a bit easier to get into compared to the others and 2) just the sheer vibes.

Secret DVD: Ah, this one…the spicy one. A more straightforward rock track with a bit more "vanilla" Miku voice instead of Miku Dark, about doing sexy things. I actually like this one quite a bit despite the mature subject matter - it is pretty catchy, and the guitars are really good here. There's a part in the second verse where there's a harp-like strum and it's really satisfying. I also gotta say, something I always appreciated about Mikito's more sexual songs is that they're usually written in a manner that actually makes the act sound romantic rather than…well, you know. XD (*looks at REOL and Umetora*) I recommend this one for the music alone even if you're not into the song lyrically.

Salad Banya Cauda: Now for something completely different! XD This is one of the very few completely album-exclusive tracks, since I believe all of the tracks on this list have been released with PVs with the exception of this and Gariben Hirose no Shouri. This isn't really a rock track at all - it's a cute little folksy-type song with more acoustic instruments and simple Miki vocals (with the exception of some electric guitar between verses). I like it, though! It's a cute song, it makes you feel like marching through some sunny trees to find some berries or some adventure. However, I do think it can come as a surprise given the vibe of literally everything else. I think you might enjoy it, still!

Gariben Hirose no Shouri (A Geek's Huge Victory): OK, back to rock - this is the other completely album-exclusive track, and honestly? I've come to like it quite a bit. It has that signature nice Mikito J-rock vibe, with some lovely Gumi tuning to go with it. There's not much I can say about it that I haven't said for other songs on this CD, though? Just more of the same good stuff, I suppose. XD However, I really like the end part, where Gumi starts singing some "lalala"'s - something I like about Mikito's rock songs is that some of them feel like they could be played at the end of movies or as ending themes to anime episodes, and this is definitely one such song with the way it plays out.

Sayoko: Ah, this is another famous one. Sayoko is a soft J-rock track about severe depression, and once again uses Miku Dark - I think this is a really brilliant use of her, though, it really fits the song's theme since Miku sounds so melancholic and tired here. The melody is again a bit more understated, but it also really fits. I'm running out of things to say about the music itself XD I really think this song has a great calming vibe to it, despite the sad lyrics…I think someone could find it a great comfort, especially if you relate (like me!).

kiss: Finally, the last track, and the single collaboration on this CD: featuring the great Vocarock producer keeno! Together, he and Mikito form Mikeeno! (I love it when producers do that.) Predictably given their respective work, this is a slow, calm rock ballad about love. Now, I'm not the hugest fan of rock ballads? But I really love this one: the lyrics are really sweet and wistful, the lead guitar is perfect and Miku Dark returns to the gentle sound usually associated with both these producers. If you really like songs like "glow" or the slower songs I've already talked about on this album, you'll definitely love "kiss".

And that, my pals, is the whole CD! Yeah, all in all, for a first album, I think this is an amazing start for Mikito-san and an absolute must-listen if you are an enjoyer of Vocarock. Sure, he isn't the hard-rocking 164 or Utsu, but the soft and atmospheric yet fun and lively tunes by Mikito are incredibly worth hearing. Thanks for reading my first album review, please let me know if you enjoyed it ;v;

now if only I could get this album physically orz

#vocaloid #album review #hatsune miku #mikitop #mikunology reviews

[karmagisa2023]

Hey! So at least thirty people wanted more Karmagisa content (from me or just in general) so here we go!

Details:

Karmagisa week will take place from 7/16/23 to 7/22/23.

Here are the Prompts:

Explanation of prompts, if needed.

Anniversary/Special Day - Any day you can think of. Maybe their one week anniversary? The day they first met? The day they first kissed? Any day you can think of.

Fire and Ice - Powers, metaphors, representations, whatever you want. Focus on one, or do both! MHA AU? Why not? I mean, or you can save that for AU day. XD

AU Day - Crossovers, Shuu in 3E, Karma in 3A, Ghost!Karma, whatever you want! Go crazy.

Pranks and Punishment - Most might think this feels like both are Karma, but I challenge you to consider what sort of punishment Nagisa could come up with were he angry enough. Or this can be some sort of revenge plot against someone that'd done them wrong. Either way, have fun!

Holiday/Birthday - Nagisa's birthday! Feel free to celebrate Nagisa only today, but in case you want to do Karmagisa, you can pick literally any holiday to write about. Including birthdays! Might as well be a holiday, right? staring at Karma

Angels and Demons - On the shoulder? In an AU? Maybe one of them is an angel? Maybe one of them is a demon? Maybe both of them? Maybe they fight one? Go nuts!

Free Day - The sky's the limit!

Rules:

Be nice and respectful of submissions and others!

Be nice and respectful of the characters! (Referring to the feminization of Nagisa mostly... please don't do it.)

All submissions accepted! Art, fanfics, edits, long drawn out letters of how Karmagisa saved your life, you know, whatever. 😉

All submissions must credit the original artist, unless you are the original artist. Actually, especially if you're the original artist. You deserve credit too!

Feel free to submit them to any platform, but just know that unless you reach out to me on Tumblr first, there's a high chance I won't find them... 😅 Use the tag #karmagisa2023. There's another Karmagisa week using karmagisaweek2023 already, so please mind the difference so I know you mean it for me.

No NSFW, but feel free to get a little spicy... But please focus mostly on the fluff, okay?

And if you have questions, reach out to my main blog @solarsavoy.

Looking forward to seeing what everyone makes! And just so you know, I plan on participating every day. 😁Just please don't let me be alone. I'm hungry for more content too, more than just what I can make. Love you guys!

#karmagisa #assassination classroom #karmagisa2023 #karmagisaweek #karma akabane #nagisa shiota #first time hosting woohoo! #karunagi

[silverwritesthings]

The Monster Inside

Here is my part for the Halloween Monster Collab with the lovely @teyvattales Warnings: Yandere, Monsters, Inhumans, Werewolves, demons, android. Spicy/Mild sexual themes. Starring: Werewolf Il Capitano, Demon Pantalone, Android Il Dottore x reader  In other news I’m trying out a new art program~ Please tell me if y’all like these title cards XD

Werewolf Il Capitano

The howls and cries of the wolves seemed closer tonight, the full moon shining through the glass window of your room. Capitano still hadn't returned from his meeting with the First Harbinger. You crept from your warm, safe bed that was all together too large for someone to sleep in alone. One of his cloaks hang from a hook beside the door, one he always left for you. You wrapped it around yourself, hoping to find him just outside in the courtyard to the manor. He often found himself taking guard, even though it was wholly unnecessary.

As you walked out into the snowy courtyard, you felt safe. No creatures could get over the high stone walls, or past the guards stationed at the gates.

Or so you thought.

Their posts were abandoned, and high upon the wall sat a frighteningly huge creature. It had it's back to you, it's pointed, canine face looking up at the moon. It seemed to be smelling for something. It was easily larger than Capitano himself. 

Your startled gasp made it snap it's attention to you, the glowing scarlet eyes locking onto your form as it leapt down from the walls. The snow crunched under it’s feet ominously as it landed. It stopped for a moment, before making a curious sound and starting to creep towards you, much like a cat stalking a mouse in the tall grass.

The darkness of the courtyard hid it's features, but it's scarlet eyes glinted in the light of the torches as you slowly crept backwards towards the doors. You could tell it was covered in long, shaggy fur. Like an enormous cross between man and wolf.  

As it neared you, the flickering torch light illuminated scars that looked... familiar. It growled, the tension in it's body snapping like a rope as it pounced.

You remember little of what happened after that, only waking in the morning with Capitano's arms tight around you, his face buried in your neck as he kissed at the bite marks littering your shoulders. His voice seemed deeper than usual, and it held more of a growling tone. “Don’t wait up for me anymore Y/N... I’ll always come home to you.”

Demon Pantalone What better disguise for a creature of greed and desire than of a banker? Pantalone could think of nothing better to hide himself as, especially as you sat across from him at his desk. Behind on your payments... yet again. “You know, my darling, that I cannot keep allowing you to fall behind.” You looked down at your hands, fiddling with your fingers. You always seemed to become so flustered in his presence... That was something he very much enjoyed. A small, lighthearted chuckle lured you into looking back up at him. “This will be the last time I show you such mercy... Do you understand, Y/N?” You muttered a faint agreement, but in the back of your mind you wondered what else you could offer to him. He’d already taken access to your funds, the land your home was built upon, and several of your more rare and priceless belongings. “Sir... May I ask what else I may offer you?” Oh, now that got his attention. He clicked his tongue as he stood from his desk, motioning for you to do the same and come around to him. He took hold of your chin and forced you to look up at him, and you looked directly into his almost reptilian eyes. He stole a single kiss from you, chuckling before stealing yet another. “I think this will do just fine...”

Android Il Dottore Humans were such curious creatures. At least, this is what Dottore thought as he caught you sleeping at your station in his lab yet again. Their bodies were so fragile, needing certain amounts of sleep, certain foods, certain environments to truly thrive. Yet what did he need? None of that. Well... He needed one thing. You. How can a being with no heart or soul learn to become enamored with someone? He wasn’t certain. But since you had come into his existence, he found that he could blend into humanity much easier. You taught him what it was like to love. You taught him what jealousy felt like. When he first felt that unfamiliar feeling, watching you interact with other humans, he thought he had found an error in his own programming. But he found no such errors when he tried to repair it. Curious. Much like you.  What had started as simple curiosity had turned to an obsession. Oh well. You were asleep now. You’d neglected the proper amounts of sleep for days, and barely responded as Dottore carried you over to the couch he’d acquired for such situations. Now that you were asleep... He could continue his experiments on the limits of the needs of Humanity. But not on you of course. Why would he? You’d join him in eternal life soon enough. “Rest well, Y/N. You won’t need to for much longer.”

I hope you all enjoyed! I may be a little late posting this, but I’m happy to have posted it when I did. Feel free to send in requests or asks!

#Genshin Impact Yandere #yandere harbingers #Yandere Dottore #Yandere Capitano #Yandere Pantalone #Il Dottore x Reader #Il Capitano x Reader #pantalone x reader #Il Dottore #Il Capitano #Pantalone #Monster AU #Genshin Things #Genshin Impact x Reader

[elvenbeard]

🏳️‍🌈 Vince & Kerry at Night City Pride (9/10) 🏳️‍⚧️

After so much sugar in the previous posts of this series a little bit of spice is needed too :3 Vince and Kerry are both, they are very sweet and affectionate and goofy with each other, but just as much a little rough-and-tumble with a kinky side.

In the vein of kink being an essential part of Pride I thought I'd try and visualize an idea I've had for a while and include it in this series, even though it's not "on location" like the other pics so far. I like the idea of them having a sexy photoshoot like this done somewhere, so maybe it's still something that goes down on the same day as NC Pride, or at least around the same time, and they combine the two occasions xD

The idea for this originates from a joke with friends I had, to change their ship tag to "Kinky Kings" and honestly, it would fit them XD I do love "to bad decisions" more though, because it encompasses more of their personal stories than limiting their dynamic solely to what they do in the bedroom (or in the car, or against the window...).

Combine this little joke though with me dreaming of making a pinup calender of fictional characters some day, and you'll get a first attempt of making something spicy and playful while still tasteful.

Slightly more "steamy" and "playful" version with some additional props below the cut xD

[Poses are from the Seductive Input Pack for AMM]

I want this as a poster now xD Or maybe turn it into a full-on magazine cover? We'll see xD

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk vp #cyberpride23 #thirsty thursday #kerry eurodyne x v #kerry eurodyne #cyberpunk v #otp: to bad decisions #vincent ezaki #my vp #I am really proud of how these turned out XD #and I know it's not gonna be everyone's thing but that's fine #i wanted to include it in the series bc it would have felt weird to put it separately but still say 'this is for pride' #so with the others it goes #I mean #I could have just put them on the rainbow floor panel in that outfit and pose XD #but it wouldn't have worked with my vision for it as well

[spyrkle4]

Reaction to the post ch2 pt 1 trivia : D

i’m putting under a read more in case you don’t want ~spoilers~ but I just wanted to share my thoughts on some of the fun facts from asking the drdt dev right here

-I didn’t know that America Hope’s Peak was basically college so I feel like all the college au writers in the fandom are vindicated rn XD

-Xander being sneaky w/ his tounge piercing to bend the “no piercing” rule at his school. Xander would be that kid who bends the school rules esp the dress codes

-Someone asked drdt dev what David’s new default sprite was and dev does answer and shows the sprite of him w/ one of his hands gesturing out and I cackled XD like of course that would be his default sprite

lowkey I wanna draw him w/ nail polish now 

-The confirmation that Richard Spurling and Duke Spurling are brothers

-Someone did a post theorizing that Duke was probably alive during the Tragedy era and was influenced by Despair which. has me screaming fr

honestly I love the lorebuilding that is the post-Tragedy era for drdt’s setting I need more of this in my life

-Veronika canonically being confirmed to be pan is something I did not see coming but it makes 100% sense

-Also Ace being gay gives me strong “homophobic homosexual” vibes (sorry not sorry) 

-Charles being under the impression a dog bite scar he has is a birthmark has me ?????? bro got gaslighted fr can we talk about this. Charles blink twice if you need help

-Levi having an unruly sweet tooth makes me laugh, he would’ve eaten that whole cake in chapter 1 if he could, wouldn’t he XD

-Teruko’s least fav color being black and Nico’s least fav color being white bc “unsettling” gives me the vibes it’s bc of the whole “people in drdt-verse are conditioned to be unsettled by monochrome things”

-Ace having 9 siblings. I’m. I have questions. Also the fact that he sometimes wishes he was shorter (bc of jockeying) is lowkey a mood and i hate it

disclaimer: I’m not a jockey I just wish I was shorter

-Rose’s favorite ice cream flavor being red velvet

-Rose’s art mostly being paints (specifically oil paints)

-Her entire family being flower themed (SHE’S ALSO THE MIDDLE CHILD AND SHE HAS 2 MOMS. I LOVE HER)

drdt dev tysm for the Rose facts she is my favorite (please don’t kill her)

-the concept art of beta Arei holding a glock. She’d be that kid to point a nerf gun at someone and go PEW PEW PEW

-OH MY GOD DEV ANSWERED MY ASK ABOUT THE SIBLING CHARACTERS WHICH IM VERY HAPPY ABOUT

-Also I stan Ryan Rosales 

-Xander overseasoning his foods is a hilarious concept to me, I also have the mental image of him being able to enjoy really spicy food due to his poor sense of taste and everyone around him being like “?!?!?!?!?!?!” 

-DAVID WEARS HAIRCLIPS BC HIS MANAGER TOLD HIM TO I’M?!?!?!

-HE HAS A MANAGER?!

Disclaimer: I know nothing about the inner mechanisms on how an inspirational speaker does their job

-Whit being the best chef makes me feel validated af about the time I wrote charwhit cooking 

#danganronpa despair time #drdt #drdt trivia #just sparks things #i'll add to this if/when the dev adds more fun facts #but omg these are so much fun #drdt spoilers

[pomellon]

This is about ur dragon bad sanses:

What if the lot of them found a baby dragon? Like, its group was taken out and its orphaned, sad scene.

Its roughed up from the big wild outdoors. Skittish, a smidge spicy, and very cute.

For funsies, its a floofy one. Those r the cutest to me.

~🌺

I honestly think Nightmare, Dust, and Killer wouldn't care much but it depends a bit on where they are in the story. Dust and Killer might feel pity at most but then carry on. It's not really that they don't care but more that they've seen so much bad stuff they kind of just got used to passing it by. They might both also secretly fear that they will just make the situation worse for the baby if they get involved.

If this happens after Nightmare and Dream have formed a truce I think Night would at least take the baby and hand them over to the Stars. His inner conscience, that definitely sounds a little bit too much like Dream, would nag him for days if he did nothing.

Out of all of em Cross and Horror would be the ones who would definitely try to approach and take care of the baby! Once again depending on where in the story. Cross early on who probably just get the baby to a safe place and make sure they have food, water, and shelter before leaving, maaaybe to come back and check on them. Cross after the truce would no doubt take em in, but probably similar to Nightmare handing them off to the Stars to make sure they're safe.

Horror is the one that would get attached and want to keep the baby no matter what. He's a big sweetheart, especially when it comes to small dragons and creatures, and he has very strong protective instincts so even if someone tried to take the baby he'd probably snap at em. He’s a big strong guardian and when he decides to guard that’s it!

So if the whole gang stumbled upon a lil spicy hatchling I can see Cross trying to approach them first, only to hesitate a bit if they scurry away or hiss at him. Horror would probably take over eventually and just lay down and wait for the baby to come to him, taking the patient and gentle approach.

Killer and Dust would lose interest after awhile and Nightmare probably grows impatient, so I can see them leaving Cross and Horror to it and just deicide to deal with the consequences later XD

#nightmare sans #killer sans #dust sans #cross sans #horror sans #utmv dragon au #bad sans gang #This also reminds me I have not written down the whole storyline for this au and I really should welp #pom talks #thanks for the ask 💖! #🌺 anon

[carnal-lnstinct]

Me again... Haha XD... As you love Goku 4... In Xenoverse2, in a mission you (reader) and your teacher/master/sensei Goku travel in time/dimensions and found Goku (and Vegeta) training whit Fu (who usurped Whiss) and force the saiyans to get rhe ssj4...

How about if the 2 gokus (ssjblue and ssj4) come home whit reader >w> heheh let your imagination fly bwahahaha <3

This... This what dreams are made of.

Imagine if you will, loving a man, with all his faults and doubts, but also his charm and adorable quirks. But most importantly the way he loves you in return. Now take that man and duplicate him with all those bits you love about him and his love for you, only the double is physically bigger and more brazen.

They throwing hands on sight for you, that's the rest of your life now what did you expect-

Pairing: SSB!Goku & SS4!Goku x Female Reader (Time Patroller) (Requested by @enayru) Rating: Mature / 18+. Minors DNI Warning: ( xenoverse 2 shenanigans, mfm / ot3, explicit language, implied jealousy, competitive & possessive behavior, voyeuristic gokus ) A/N: the spicy bit is actually pretty tamed, I contained my feral ♥

1st rule of Time Patrol: Don't change history!

However, there is nothing you can really do about a certain fired-up super saiyan 4 locking onto your ki signature for an Instant Transmission and winding up caught in your transportation back to the Time Nest along with your partner.

The Super Saiyan 4 Goku and your partner, the training instructor and Super Saiyan Blue Goku picked right back up where they left off on their "friendly" competition and were sparked to face each other right here in the Time Nest. While you try to stop them, Fu is able to complete his experiment and absorb the energy from the change in history, erasing the portal altogether.

It seemed logical the change in history being removed by his absorption should have fixed this out-of-place Goku's presence altogether. Yet, he remains. Left with you and Instructor Goku (who will be referred to as "Xenoku" to avoid confusion) by Fu who fled at a last minute's notice after leaving an awkward impression.

This super saiyan 4 exposed to god ki couldn't very well fit back into the moment he was removed from his history. It was gone, and his presence would further change the timeline to follow if placed back in any point now. It was a large loose end you were all stuck with. But for the most part, everything else seemed to be restored to normal.

None of the Head of the Time Patrol were too keen on the idea of two Gokus being in Conton City (let alone in the Time Nest with their recent behavior), but what choice left was there? At least until Fu's intentions could be figured out, it was better to keep him close than to allow another change around him. His power could be invaluable in helping the Time Patrol if nothing else.

The Supreme Kai of Time placed you in charge of getting "4!Goku" up to speed on the Time Patrol and further clearing up the illusion of the man he knew as "Whis" was in fact not the real Whis and is causing all the trouble with the timeline. With a means of testing out his new power, of course he's willing to help out the Time Patrol.

GENERAL INTERACTIONS

Following their clash over who was the strongest, Xenoku and 4!Goku have an open competitive streak between them worse than the like of Vegeta and Goku that can be sparked by anything, really. But for the most part, they get along well enough.

They've lived the same life up until reaching their current peak forms thanks to Fu's meddling, but this is also where deviations in their personalities start to show between them. Overall, they are as energetic and lighthearted as one could expect from a pair of Gokus until they reach the training grounds.

You're often left as the third wheel at your own training sessions due to Xenoku because he chooses to spar with 4!Goku.

"What better way to push your limits than to battle yourself?" "Okaaay, but you're supposed to be training me!" "You seem pretty tough already. Hey, how about you train with me instead?" "!!! Hey, (Y/N) is already my student, you can't steal her!"

Of course as a Time Patroller you have had a multitude of fighting masters up until this point, but consider Xenoku's buttons pressed whenever 4!Goku tries to take over your fighting lessons, or even if he is sent out on missions with you instead of him. If they're not fighting to outmatch each other, they're fighting over you.

It puts more work on your shoulders to keep them from testing each other's might. As if you're job wasn't hard enough. It would be easier to let them burn themselves out from training, but good luck waiting on that. Food is your best bet to pull them back in.

INTERACTIONS WITH OTHER INSTRUCTORS

Vegeta: Immediately no, because how dare a second oaf show up with a whole new transformation and pretend to keep the know-how to himself?! He'll figure it out and be back to kick both their asses as a Super Saiyan God..4...Great Ape God- He'll figure the name out later.

Piccolo: He's already picking up on the trouble the two would cause and wishes you better strength with dealing with the hassle of two Gokus. He says it with a joking smile, but he's dead serious.

Raditz: He's chewing you out first because you should have told him about this and allowed him to prepare before showing up with double his sibling troubles! One who tried to act stronger than him was definitely enough, two was an absolute nightmare. Doesn't appreciate appearing as the weaker brother, especially when he's the big brother!

Beerus: Not too surprised by the sight of the two Gokus in Conton City, he's seen enough imposters in Goku's get-up. He's impressed by 4!Goku's form but it's still not much compared to his strength.

Whis: 4!Goku is happy enough to meet the real Whis. The Angel is overall fascinated by the form and even offers to train with 4!Goku to test the full potential. It was a good idea until Xenoku brought up being able to train alone with you again.

Gotenks: Genuinely curious about what would happen if they performed the fusion dance, which both Gokus are eager to try.

Bardock: The last time he saw his son he was a baby with a power level barely worth anything, and there certainly weren't two of him. His gift of divination certainly didn't see that one coming, but even as a duo he's pretty satisfied to know his son(s) grew to get so powerful.

Broly(Z): It didn't end well for him. He finally found Kakarot but at what cost?

Krillin: Nope. Two Gokus? He's seen all that he's needed to see, he's going home for the day. Gettin' too old for this.

Gohan & Videl: Gohan is amazed by the super saiyan 4 transformation while Videl finds it a bit scary-looking. Goku's strong enough on his own, this form makes him look a little like a villain. Xenoku agrees he does look villainous. Cue the Great Saiyaman to challenge 4!Goku

Zamasu: LET THE ERADICATION BEGIN-

SPICY INTERACTIONS

Be honest with yourself, you've had a crush on your current instructor for a while. It's not enough that you helped him out through history against his toughest opponents, The Supreme Kai of Time personally asked him to train you.

Now the fact that you were surrounded by two of him was overwhelming on your pining heart. One's your instructor and the other's your personal rookie time patroller, you're stuck interacting with your crush almost every day. You're basically your own team of elite Time Patrollers when Fu's involved.

But does it help your poor feelings at all when 4!Goku flaunts his tail and blatantly uses it to snatch you away from the other when you're all alone? Perhaps. His sharper senses tell him a lot more about you than you think. Is it made better when Xenoku happens to eliminate all space between you when he helps you pose properly for your fighting stances? Knowing his counterpart is watching him train you as your designated fighting master? It's favorable, with such a bond, he does have the benefit of knowing your heart. You're a great warrior, but you're terrible at hiding your feelings. They do chat behind your back about it but if you're not going to make a move, then they will. Two sneaky Goku heads work better than one.

It's a team effort against you, teasing you until you're flush in the face and weak in the legs. That is until 4!Goku acts on impulse and steals a hungry kiss from you, already not playing fair. So Xenoku steals one from you, too. Just as hot and greedy.

You can expect the same energy as when they're trying to train you when temperatures start to boil over and the tension runs high.

4!Goku becomes enamored with the taste of your skin on his tongue. The way he kisses you was like sinking into a hot bath. He's the one who holds you close in such a way, you'd have to be wrapped around him even if you give some affection to the other.

Xenoku is just thrilled to kiss you. His tingles down your spine and makes your foot pop! He takes advantage of how you reciprocate his kissing and enjoys the softness of your exposed skin as well as the way you pull at him to be closer to him.

It's not the strangest thing to become more aroused than you already were having your lust coddled by one while the other eagerly watched your reaction to being nipped and caressed, vying for your focus to come to him instead until you're practically being tugged and tossed and overwhelmed in the best way between them. The thought of sharing you sounded easier to them than actually doing it, it seemed. But they made do. ♥

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