Tali: How's the prosthetic, Shepard?
Shepard: *flexes limb* Good, but it seems...plain.
Tali: What do you mean plain?
Garrus: It's a synthetic limb, Tali. Can't you use your imagination?
Grunt: My battlemaster deserves a gun arm.
Shepard & Garrus: *EYE CONTACT*
Tali: Oh no. No no no--
Shepard, Garrus, & Grunt: *chanting* Gun arm! Gun Arm! GUN ARM!
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Greed: The death of one is a tragedy.
Wrath: The death of a million is a statistic.
Father: The death of a billion is an achievement!
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Blake, texting Yang: Hey I’m at the store, need anything?
Yang: Get some of those gay cheerios
Blake: Do you mean fruit loops?
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Kakashi: Right, who do we know has handcuffs?
Naruto: Well Sasuke and I-
*Sasuke glares at Naruto*
Naruto: Wouldn’t know.
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Gwen: Alright. Time for a new team-bonding exercise. We’re going to put everything we love into this box.
Peter B: Can I put Miles in the box?
Peni: Can I put Miles in the box?
Noir: Can I put Miles in the box?
Spider-Ham: Can I-
Gwen: No one can put Miles in the box!
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lady olivia: Are you sure you aren’t dating Anne?
marcy: If I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.
lady olivia: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.
sprig: You and Marcy are dating right?
anne: Fuck yeah we are
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lily: stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. it's terrible for the environment!
snape: yeah! locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Annabeth: This means nothing. I'm twelve, I'm sure these feelings will fade.
[Four years later]
Annabeth: Any day now.
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Mr. Compress: I'm going to need a human skull, and you can't ask why.
Toga: Only if you also don't ask why.
Toga: [pulls out four pristine human skulls] Choose one.
Mr. Compress: This one will do.
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Wild: You know how you worry about me?
Twilight: … Yes?
Wild, bleeding out: Well now you have a reason to
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Eddie: I just need you to stay calm, okay?
Venom: I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me.
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Mammon: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Satan: Mammon. It-it was just an ant-
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Gonzo: “What’s it like dating Piggy?￼l
Kermit: “Once, I asked her for a glass of water while she was mad at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice cubes and told me to wait.”
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Ruby: How are you sleeping?
Blake: Like a baby.
Blake: Every two hours I wake up screaming.
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Sasuke: Naruto has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Sakura: That can't be true.
Sasuke: Watch this.
Sasuke: Yo usuratonkachi, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Naruto: *throws himself out a window*
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Edelgard: Three words. Say them and I'm yours
Byleth: Three words
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marcy: Tell me something romantic
sasha: *finger guns* I think you’re pretty rad
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Apollo, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Athena, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Trucy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Phoenix, trembling: What are we playing?
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Alice: You're so tall. what can you see up there?
Rosalie: Everybody's flaws
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Toga: I need an adult.
Shigaraki: I'm an adult.
Toga: ...I need a different adult.
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