#(I was lied to my whole life and told that haringey the borough was spelt like that bc it swallowed Hornsey

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Fucking sunflower seeds?! Your comedic genius knows no bounds 🤣

😂😂😂😂 I'm so glad you enjoyed ❤️❤️❤️

Rio definitely has the annoying energy of yummy mummies who frequent stupid fancy health food cafés that have far too many seed options available and try to dress up additionally selling ugly artisanal ceramics as like a genuine selling point 😂

(also I think the whole fic clearly owes a lot to that otp meme q about dumber and dumbest and who is the healthy eater vs the junk food fan or whatever, so really the whole thing is basically jazz's fault)

#THANK YOU!! 😘😘😘 #I JUST LOVE YELLING ABOUT FOOD #AND I HAVE A LOT OF ANGER ABOUT TERRIBLE CAFÉS I NEED TO LET OUT #Feel like a lot of them have been in haringey #Or harringay #Definitional criteria innit 🤷‍♀️ #(I was lied to my whole life and told that haringey the borough was spelt like that bc it swallowed Hornsey #And that's how I really really really really learnt to never trust anything men say) #I would link to that food meme q otp words thing but I don't know how to find things #And also might have made it up #Food #OK BUT SERIOUSLY WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE LIKE OOOH LOOK YOU CAN BUY AN INDIVIDUAL SAUCER AT THE SAME TIME AS HAVING A BEVERAGE OOOH #Like obvi I understand being like oh I like the crockery at this place I want to emulate #Still a bit weird to NEED to buy it from there unless they actually make it but fine #But you know what I mean? #These weird posh ppl who think buying one individual lumpy mug with each visit is a hobby?