#(and thus the cycle continues)

[pupkashi]

shopping at ikea w satoru would be so unimaginably fun and silly …

i can already picture him having way too much fun in the showrooms, sitting on a sofa and asking you to pass the remote, smiling when you grab him by the sleeve, apologizing to the family who were looking at the coffee table he had his feet on.

the two of you would spend way too much time in the living room area, deciding on what pieces you’d put where, staring at each other when you realized neither of you took any measurements prior to leaving home.

he’s posing in the showers, covering himself in the curtain and gasping when you look at him, “where’s the privacy in my own home?!”

he absolutely loves asking you which kitchen you’d pick, noting all your different answers and taking pictures of the things you would say you liked.

satoru would try and lay on every bed, whispering to you that the bedframe would break within hours of being constructed, making your eyes widen as you smack his chest, trying to ignore the flips your stomach was doing.

he’d try and talk you into buying everything, especially the things he was convinced he needed.

“sweetheart look! aren’t these mugs so nice? i think we should take them” already placing a pack in the cart, you immediately place them back on the shelf.

“satoru we have more than enough mugs, we had to give some to shoko because we had nowhere to put them!” he knows your right, but even so he pouts at you a bit, looking at you with wide eyes and you sigh. he’s got you.

you don’t say anything as you grab the same pack and put it in the cart silently, ignoring satoru was he giggles behind you.

he would definitely buy one of the plushies they sell, immediately falling in love with how absolutely floppy they look (he comes home with three).

the two of you stop and get some swedish meatballs before going into the actual shopping part, finally getting everything and then some, walking out with a full cart that you never intended to fill.

you realize on crucial thing as you and satoru place the items in the living room, looking around for where to put newly acquired trinkets.

satoru turns to you, and you turn to him, both of you blinking twice before smiling and speaking at the same time;

“we forgot the fucking shelves”

a/n: just another silly head canon drabble ,, i hope u guys like it !! please lmk what you guys think :3

masterlist

#and thus the cycle continues #(satoru remembered halfway thru the trip #but he stayed silent because he has his eyes set on a new set of chairs for the patio) #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru fluff #gojo satoru drabble #gojo satoru imagine #gojo satoru x reader fluff #gojo satoru headcanons #satoru gojo #satoru gojo x reader #satoru gojo x you #satoru gojo x y/n #satoru gojo fluff #satoru gojo imagine #satoru gojo x reader fluff #jjk x you #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen drabble #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk fluff #jjk drabble #add to masterlist

[radstarsaur]

woerm 8

#worm #worm on a string #worm begets worm #and thus the cycle continues

[ophelianated]

I'm just going to go ahead and say it

Sebastian is fucking LOADED

Not only in the 21st century but in the 19th century as well.

Yes, I am willing to elaborate, explanation below.

(I don't even know why I made this post, just go to the tags if you want to skip the boring part, I'm serious)

I'm not sure about the exact size of the mansion, but I doubt that Comte of all people, the richest rich bitch in all of Paris, would hold back when designing a home. There is over the top, and then there is Comte. God knows he loses all sense when it comes to spoiling the people he cares about, so I bet that place is HUGE. I'm going to make an uneducated guess (based on the short and no-doubt superficial research I did in the past hour) and place the combined number of indoor and outdoor staff needed to run that place at around 90-100 minimum. Meaning that Sebastian does and has been doing the work of A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL DAY EVERY DAY FOR YEARS!! SIR WITH ALL DUE RESPECT AND CONCERN HOW ARE YOU STILL STANDING EYE--??!! (I hope he uses his days off coz I would die)

Also, I firmly believe that Comte is the type of person that takes the whole "if someone does the job of two people, they should be paid the wage of two people" thing very seriously (as he should). He can and will give Sebastian the combined wage of 100 servants and then some to show his appreciation for all the work he does, don't test him.

Sebastian, the ever humble sweetheart that he is, damn near fainted when he heard how much he was going to earn. He would have been more than happy to just have room and board and the opportunity to observe the residents, he didn't expect to be PAID, let alone such an astronomical amount (compared to how much a butler earned in that time which, spoiler alert, was jack shit). He tried to refuse, but Comte basically said "well, if you're not going to accept the reward for your work, then you might as well not work..." hearing which Sebastian was like "are you threatening me monsieur?" and Comte went "yes" with that amiable yet stubborn smile of his and so Sebastian just sighed the biggest sigh of his life, said "so be it" and accepted the thicccest bundle of bills any butler has ever held in history.

He spent almost nothing from it since he started working, he just has a whole-ass fortune in cash lying around in a drawer next to his bed. I would even go as far as to say that he has more money to his name than half the "greatest men in history" he's nannying.

(don't mind me, I'll just be here nerding out at the smallest possible details that nobody cares about)

#ikemen vampire #ikevamp sebastian #ikevamp comte #providing minor and irrelevant headcanons is what i was put on this earth to do #it's just an interesting dynamic i think #the overly generous employer and the overly humble employee who are also friends #and both are kind of dumbasses #so there's a lot of hilarious nonsense #comte finding increasingly creative and ridiculous ways to give sebas money #and sebas setting traps and resisting in any way he can #comte is a good employer #he won't have anyone slaving away in his home for free if he has a say in it #he will duct-tape their salary to their body one bill at a time if he has to #and sebas is like 'I'm not WORTHY' as he intentionally messes up the accounting #(that he also does btw) #so comte won't notice that he put the money back in his hands so to speak #except comte wasn't born yesterday #he knows just by the smell of a bill if something's not right #so he checks sebas' stash and lo and behold all of it is missing #and thus the cycle continues #and as usual the tags are more interesting than the actual post #good job me

[dotmander]

still thinking too hard about how "the enormity of my desire disgusts me" is the thesis statement of caomh's character. ive written and deleted thousands of words trying to explain his Whole Deal but. that's it. that's him.

#original #caomh #he wants to swallow up the world and it terrifies him #and he is scared enough that he just claws at people until they run away #and thus the cycle continues

[sketchyjaycomics]

#art block #its funny because in a month i'll get over it #and thus the cycle continues

[miniature-sandwich]

Does anybody else kinda just threaten or guilt trip your computer when it freezes?? Like: nooo I guess I’ll have to turn you off now :(( waaaa so sad. And I still expect it to unfreeze.

#and thus the cycle continues

[friedcalamari14]

hmm. it’s been a while since i’ve played anarchy series. maybe i’ll give it a sho-

*matched against 3 teams that are so obviously in a professional competitive squad and loses immediately*

okay. i think i will go play salmon run forever now

#splatoon 3 #and thus the cycle continues

[retquits]

me when i GET YOU

#sprouts log #gif #boop #GETTING YOU AND GETTING YOU AND GETTING Y #and thus the cycle of violence continues ... ... ... #(idk what color my cat paw is so take this instead)

[dizazterparty]

Every time I get Worried abt not making ends meet I open comms and miraculously I get enough clientele to cover me for the month

#and then once i finish my queue i will immediately be terrified ill never get work again #and thus the cycle continues #testimonials

[elitadream]

Lately I've been thinking about Peach's healing power again; only this time, I wanted to draw it in a pleasant context rather than a dramatic or bittersweet one! The idea that her soothing magic can not only alleviate others' pain but also make them relaxed to the point of inducing sleep is one that I really like, and I couldn't resist using this element for a bit of fluff. 🤭💖

(Based on the original concept by @drones-of-innocence and inspired from @peaches2217's lovely headcanons 🙏)

#Another idea I'm very fond of is that Peach would secretly LOVE pampering Mario #Always looking for any valid excuse to give the man special care #Namely by standing unnecessarily close and / or touching him in some way 😂 #Brushing an unruly brown lock back in place - Arranging the straps of his overalls - making a tiny adjustment only to undo it right after - #She would always want to he near him 💕 #And by some curse or miracle Mario would systematically miss every single hint sent his way 😭🙇‍♀️ #Oh he'd be over the moon alright #But would think she's just being her sweet and generous self like always #Being painfully courteous and charming about her lovely attentions in turn without even trying #Thus continuing the endless pining cycle! x3 #These two I stg #mario #princess peach #mario x peach #mareach #romance #fluff #love and affection #lovers in denial #Super Mario Bros #Fanart

[crocodilenjoyer]

he's our little brother. take care of him.

anne carson - antigone / alec benjamin - if we have each other / dan pearce - single dad laughing: the best of year one / kodaline - brother

#dean winchester voice we're gonna fix you up. that's my job right? to look after my pain in the ass little brother. #[guy who's not over marineford voice] yeah i'm sooo over marineford #tried to read the manga for reference. got sad about ace and luffy again. thus the cycle continues #asl brothers #ace #luffy #sabo #riko.txt #one piece #op spoilers #kinda???? it's been out for over a decade. everyone talks about it #btw you have NO IDEA how much it took for me to not include the spn gif i made for this. or the shinazugawa bros scene. you know the one. #anyway. hahaha. heehee. hohohoho. i'm an older brother. i have a younger sister. and. i get it. #she was having a bad time a few months back and i remember telling her i'd do anything for her. i don't think i've ever meant anything more #so. yeah. i get it.

[obstinaterixatrix]

here are all the recs I posted for femslash february 2024...! each individual rec post can be found in my femslash feb recs tag. I actually thought I wasn't going to be able to do this because work got super chaotic, but in the end I couldn't bear to skip out on a leap year. that's a whole extra day for yuri.

last year I focused on official releases, so this year I wanted to focus on series that aren't technically officially available (plus a french-japanese film). fan translations are always a dicey for artists/translators/publishers/etc because obviously they need to get paid... but yuri's already such an overlooked genre that—in an official capacity—we end up with a couple drops from what's already a pretty small pool. I read hana to hoshi about a decade ago, and I keep submitting it to the seven seas survey for licensure! and yet!! no dice. and even when there are official releases, sometimes they just... disappear!? wish you were gone was licensed and then taken down, so for a while the only way to read it (if you missed out on buying it) was the fan translation. I think it's important to support artists and official releases, and also, to appreciate the thankless endeavor(/crime) of scanlation.

hope yall find something you like!

#femslash february #femslash feb recs #ff recs #recs #rambled a lot for this one lol #but like. yeah. honey & honey is imo a pretty culturally significant work #but I can't see any publishers picking it up for licensure #maybe for a recent autobio manga but certainly not one from 20 years ago #and from a marketing standpoint. it's 'hard' to push yuri as a genre. #bl has an obvious and profitable demographic (women) #m/f has an obvious and profitable demographic (women) #but--if you make a distinction between yuri and H (I do)--yuri doesn't really have an obvious and profitable demographic #so it's a lot harder to pitch yuri... which means it's a lot harder to even introduce yuri to a broader audience... #and thus the cycle continues... #plus there's the whole systemic misogyny embeded into a patriarchal society which devalues stories centered around women etc #anyway the POINT is. commit to yuri duty. be a yuri warrior. write femslash. hype femslash.

[duckdachi]

Hello fellow Kotone/Hamuko/Minako/Femc enjoyers how are we feeling

#im feeling bad #its crazy cuz back in the day us femc likers were a niche #like i remember following and being mutuals with a small group of femc artists and nothing has changed #we will still be a niche and still be ignored by our own fave game lol #thus the cycle continues and i draw femc for a small femc audience #whatever i dont like the dude bros on twitter anyway and their wafu wars so maybe its for the best #femc for the gays and the girls only #/joking

[dykedvonte]

If Ulysses has a million haters, then I'm one of them. If Ulysses has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If Ulysses has no haters, that means I'm dead. If the world is with Ulysses than I’m against the world.

#this is slightly joking but like also not but also like am mixed on Ulysses on many factors #infuriating because i sympathize with his pain but it’s like #he is a well written and fundamentally flawed character whose hypocrisy I found doubly in #black characters I can tell were designed by white people with a semblance of an understanding of activism and bipoc oppression #but not enough for the character to not feel like hand holding for the majority white audience #plus personal grips with the whole twisted hairs thing and reference to slave braiding patterns #Ulysses irks me as a black person on a weird personal level and I can go into debt on why him being black is a big detractor for him to me #like he continues this cycle of distancing himself from his roots before remembering over and over again through his actions #he leave so much in his wake that the courier ends up correcting or helping like in honest hearts and old world blues because he’s self #righteous in a subtle way even to himself that he believes he stand out of his one man rule when he does not play an active hand #saw a post talk about how you choose to continue moving through his story and can leave at any moment and this it is partially your fault #but what of the oath that is set before you and is forced to take that he set up #I do not have to walk it but when I do the steps are not my own but those taken for me #you have to go out of your way to change it which is not something he expects because he’s playing by a story he’s been perpetuating in his #head about you two and the effect one man has when he’s continually been that one man more so than you as many of his actions directly lead #to the one you go through also the irony in the flag he continues to bear being the real reason he has no home #like he reps it when the package is likely enclave and thus use the same symbol #also still can’t get over how anyone could have delivered the package and he tries so hard to act like it was the couriers destiny or fate #when this was the one case of chance and that once man was likely a enclave engineer and how it’s really is never one man #it the process and he’s so annoying about it like he’s a cool character but if you don’t believe in his philosophy or already went through #these ideas cause they are very common talking points in poc especially BIPOC spaces he’s just old hashings and stunted #fallout #fallout new vegas #Ulysses you upset me but I’m like I feel you could be better if you weren’t so incessant #I don’t think I ever want to make a serious post stating this about him just because I’d start yapping and it’d never get finished #ulysses fnv #fnv ulysses #lonesome road

[girlneuter]

#oi #m #and thus the cycle #continues #me when i realize my vape is about to die and it needs recharged #my face

[pastel-gothfriend]

:o hi doll! I wanted to know how you became a doll? How can i? always dreamed of becoming a dolly. 👉👈 wah i dont know how to word it it feels embarrassing -sincerely transfemme embarrassed aspiring dolly

you can just be a doll! just like how you can just be a girl, you can decide personhood is overrated and be a cute little porcelain doll! or any other kind of doll!

#thus the cycle continues #this one got in another dolls asks to ask about being a doll too