#(better safe than sorry right)

[cold-open]

pizza tower does such a good job making you care about its main character just through the act of playing as him, without the need for any kind of dialogue or heavy-handed storytelling. like, you end up attached to peppino by the end of the game bc his frantic reactions to everything that’s happening are so exaggerated and visible and fun. so when it finally comes time for him to fight back you’re like YES! HELL YES! Fuck em UP peppino!! and it feels so damn good. god this game was so good and just genuinely enjoyable to play.

#pizza tower #pizza tower spoilers #? #i don't rly think this counts as spoilers #i was intentionally vague about anything that actually happens #but Just In Case #better safe than sorry right #anyway mr. spaghetti you are an icon #RESPECT!!!.jpg

[februarytodeath]

GET NISCHA'D

@rtc-secret-santa-event gift for @kittieshauntedourfantasy!! so so so sorry for giving it late :( hope you like it still

i was Going Through It the past few weeks but we nischa through the pain

this is like.. the most experimental i've gotten with colors omg i struggled so much but i like how it turned out in the end :3

#rtcsecretsanta2023 #ride the cyclone #nischa #noel gruber #mischa bachinski #rtc #cw bright colors #i think? better safe than sorry #earlier this month was a whole Week of just extracurriculars it was fun but tiring #and then i got sick right at the end of it oughf #i am okay now though! again we nischa through the pain #i Might be the very last to submit....mybad #★ zack's art #I FORGOR MY ART TAG WHSHSHHSSH

[theminecraftbee]

Scar lies out under the moon. Mumbo and Grian have fallen asleep in their tents after a long campfire of heckling Mumbo about his middling ukulele skills and Grian about his even worse kazoo skills. (Scar would like to state that his own horn skills were perfect.) They'd planted flowers, they'd spied on the great big square of technology in front of them, and they'd discovered Grian is allergic to sand now, for some reason. It had been fun, and companionable, and not at all like the preamble for anything else.

Unfortunately, Scar has been here before.

On the other side.

And, okay, just because something rhymes with history doesn't mean it's the same thing, right? Unlike last time, this hadn't all started out with secrets and fun experiments and Grian getting unnecessarily miffed about a time machine he really shouldn't have had in the first place. Also, Mumbo is here. And Zedaph, apparently? Scar hasn't put together how Zedaph is involved but if Zedaph is involved it can't be the same concern at all--

--except. Well. It's Doc. And Scar's been on the other side of this before. Both sides. An expert on both sides. He's an expert on aliens now, too! Maybe time travel? Grian's probably more of an expert on time travel but after the whole Rift thing Scar's pretty sure if he asked Grian about it Grian would punch him and like, he'd deserve it, but it'd still hurt, you know? And...

Scar turns some of the lovely, perfect cherry blossom petals over in his hands. They're soft and smooth and also not actually the thing that ended up being a match for Doc at all, except for the trident thing.

Also, Scar still remembers the moon thing from last season. Gosh, between the moon and the Rift and whatever the aliens were Mumbo accidentally angered in season seven that made them all swap places for a bit and--not important. The important part of the moon thing is that Doc had been involved.

Scar doesn't. Hm. It's not that he doesn't trust Doc. He does! He super trusts Doc! He also super trusts Grian! They're his pals! His buddies! His comrades-in-arms! Also, Mumbo's here, and if that's not a trustworthy mustache, Scar doesn't know what is, and--

--and--

Scar has been on the other side of this before.

A dragon roars above the flagpole.

...it's probably fine. He's making up shadows to worry about. He didn't used to do that, you know! Probably didn't have as many shadows to be worried about, honestly, but hey, that's all a part of hanging out with his buddies! He'll just stay out here and sleep with one eye open and his bow by his side. He's ready to be a fool every night but the one it matters, right?

He licks his lips nervously and falls asleep thinking about the cyclical nature of stories.

#hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #a bee fic #EHHHHHHH. good enough #anyway i think scar (very aware of narratives) is putting some things together and going HUH #and like. he's PRETTY sure doc isn't going to almost cause an apocalypse or something #just like he's PRETTY sure grian has already done that for this season #but stories like to rhyme and hey. better safe than sorry right?

[cerise-on-top]

Hello! Can you write something with Valeria garza with f!reader (as her wife) who wears classy dresses, expensive jewelry, heels, hair and makeup always done, with a sassy but lovingly attitude? Thank you <333

Hey! Yeah, sure!

Valeria with a Fancy!Reader

Most of what you’re wearing was probably bought by Valeria since she’s supportive like that. Whenever she sees something you might like, she’ll buy it for you, whether that be online or in a store she just so happened to walk by. The vendors likely know her by then since she does, more often than not, go out of her way to find something you might like. And when she’s operating internationally? She’ll find the fanciest clothing out there and buy it for you. And if they don’t have it in your size for whatever reason she’ll have it tailored, anything for her beloved little spouse. You don’t need to lift a finger in order to get something nice you might want.

However, if you do want to, then you can. She’s more than happy to go outside with you and look for some lovely dresses, jewelry and whatnot. Her sense of fashion isn’t that bad either, so she can advise you perfectly fine. She knows her colors and how well they would go with your skin color, your eyes and any other accessories you might want to wear. But don’t always force her to go outside just for clothes shopping, sometimes she just wants to stay inside, unwind and maybe take a nap. During those times you might not want to drag her outside too much, because no matter how much you sass her, she will always sass you back twice as bad. She also has the advantage of being very threatening when she wants to be, so don’t annoy her too much.

Valeria has quite the amount of jewelry herself, from brooches with sapphires in them, to earrings with genuine amethysts. Whatever you want, she likely has some variation of it. Since she started her business, she doesn’t always have the time to wear everything anymore, but you’re more than welcome to take whatever you want in this case. If she’s home, you might want to tell her, though, so she won’t start wondering where her necklace of real pearls has gone. As long as you return it to her, everything is alright, though. She’ll give you everything but one item in her possession: It’s a silver necklace with a locket. It doesn’t have a picture in it or anything, but it holds sentimental value to her. If you take it she’ll yell at you, but everything else is fair game.

Valeria doesn’t really wear makeup herself, she’ll just look stupid when it starts getting runny as she’s sweating. Besides, she’s here to fuck things up, not to look pretty. Valeria is a businesswoman, which means she won’t do much paperwork, that’s for her lackeys, but instead she’ll kick ass if she needs to. Therefore, she doesn’t know too much about makeup, so you’ll have to tell her what she needs to look out for and what may look good on you. While she may know which clothing looks good on you, she’s a bit lost with makeup. If you tell her what you want, then she’ll get it for you, but she might not always go out of her way to buy some new mascara, eyeshadow or blush for you. Again, you’re better off just telling her.

As for heels and hair: You can get your hair done however you want to. While she may not particularly be helpful in that regard, aside from paying for your visits at the hairdresser, she doesn’t have the time to learn how to do your hair either. She can braid it if you want, in a simple manner, but it doesn’t really go beyond that. Heels, though, she’ll look out for what she can find. In fact, if it’s your cup of tea, she might get you a matching purse while she’s at it as well.

Again, as mentioned previously, if I were you, I wouldn’t give her too much attitude, she knows how to deal with people like that. She sees something like that as a challenge, you sass her, she’ll put you in place. She’ll be far from violent, but your cocky behavior needs to be toned down a bit, especially when she’s tired. You’ll do as she says eventually, no matter how long you resist. And when you do finally listen to her? She’ll smirk and call you out on it. It’s a game to her, and she always wins in the end. Whether she needs to trap you between the wall and her, holding your face between her thumb and index finger to guide it, or revoke any and all rights for kisses until you’re desperate for one doesn’t matter, she’ll get her way eventually.

#cod #cod x reader #valeria garza #valeria garza x reader #also I'm only gonna do the two other requests in my inbox for now and then I'll take a break #nothing serious but I don't know how long it will last. I just really wanna focus on something that isn't writing for once #it's been really draining and I've been forcing myself to do it more so than enjoying it #I just really wanna do other things right now #plus I'm also sick on the day of writing this which isn't fun either #I'm gonna queue this and write a post regarding all of this on the day I'm writing this #so today #also gonna close my inbox for a little I don't wanna be overwhelmed with requests when I get back #fem!reader #barely. better safe than sorry

[black-and-yellow]

#maybe i'm very fixated on the torn face headcanon i'll never tell #loudspeaker has stitches on his cheeks from tearing his mouth in the final battle #which means he can't speak for a while as it heals which is why he's considered safer #so he has more time before his trial to make things right (as much as he can) with everybody #before he gets put in Tartarus for a while or whatever idk #it all makes sense now #anyway read Inside #bnha #hizashi yamada #present mic #mha #loudspeaker au #villain!mic #tw blood #cw body horror #i guess it counts as body horror #idk better safe than sorry

[ofallthingsnasty]

tw noncon, glory holes, piss mention, trauma bonding, Doflamingo being ✨himself✨, minors dni

I can see Doflamingo being into "sharing" you - at least that's what he calls it. If someone were to ask you (and really, no one ever does), they'd find that you think of it as "getting violated by strangers for his entertainment". Few things amuse him more than seeing you absolutely wrecked and sore, droopy eyes as dead as paint on a brick wall. And while putting you into the caring, capable hands of just one singular person is fun, forcing you into a glory hole rivals the finest pieces of art. He has no qualms with letting some random nobodies fuck you - it's about all about your degradation, about reminding you what kind of filth you crawled from until he oh-so-generously offered you a place on his lap. He watches, of course. Rigs your cozy little spot in all the right ways that let him witness how you slowly lose your spirit, your measly little will to fight. Smiles as you gasp taking the first visitor, grins when you lose count and nips at his glass of wine when you start to trash around because someone decided to bless your holes with their piss. You are so lively, possess such a misplaced sense of dignity and pride - and without fault, that very sense of self gets beaten out of you. It's always a treat to scrape you out of your restraints after your sessions, to watch that little brain of yours rapidly switch between seeing him as the devil himself and as salvation - only for you to stumble into his waiting arms anyway. He tucks you under his coat every time, no matter how much reek (or leak), how piss-speckled you are, and takes you home, soothes that sting a little, re-builds you after you got so thoroughly destroyed. (He enjoys that part of the routine as well, the way you remain so silent, so tiny as he bathes you, dresses you, presses your head to his heart when you're back in his bed. It's probably the only time he's willing to do something for you, only because those quiet moments are too precious to be wasted on anyone else.)

It's too bad that he can't do it more often lest you get too broken in - and turn the whole show into a fest of apathy. Because as much as he enjoys those nights of shell-shocked silence, he likes the contrast of you screaming and fighting to them even more.

#tw.noncon #tw.piss #kinda sorta but better safe than sorry #/doflamingo #/one piece #not putting this into the tags lmao #that man is going to scramble your brain like a bowl of eggs :) #until you can't discern left from right and truly see him as a good guy and yourself as not good enough. so he has to do that to you.. #you poor thing...

[lavernius]

Mwah.

#red vs blue #rvb #locpez #samuel ortez #lopez the heavy #This is okay for me to post right. After hours but it's just kissy kissies? They're dolls to me. #That first one had to be censored JUST a little. It wasn't even bad before but eh. Better safe than sorry. #And if I get shy and hide this post: forget you saw anything...

[agapemoon]

ok so just a heads up ! about ships and Roier’s boundaries <3

1) Roier tends to combine his name with other streamers’ as a way to define their friendship/duo

Example:

Roier calls himself and Mariana, “Marianoier”

Aldo and Roier, “Aldoier”

Rivers and Roier, “Rivoier”

Spreen and Roier, “Sproier”

Quackity and Roier “Quackitoier”

None of these are romantic, Roier calls himself these names when he is with each respective friend, and will probably start creating new duo names as he starts streaming with new friends.

2) He is okay with ships but ONLY if it’s his roleplay characters, he is okay w people creating new and creative ship names for them but they shouldnt have “-oier” at the end bc once again, he adds that for his friendship duos and might go lurking around those hastags/tags to find fanart or funny clips about them. So be careful and respect that.

3) I know this is very different bc people here tend to combine names for ships but please understand that Roier doesn’t want people to use his friendship duo names as a way to describe a romance or a ship, not even in roleplay. Combining names is something he does with his FRIENDS ONLY in a platonic way, to describe their interactions and team dynamics.

4) Also, you might have seen him or will see him teasing and jokingly flirt with his irl friends outside of roleplay as well, but that’s just how he is with his friends !!!! he doesnt want people to take that as a go ahead signal to actually ship HIM and one of his friends for it.

Finally I think is important for me to point out that he is actually very laidback and likes to joke about the ships that involve his rp characters, likes to feed them most of the time (as you might have seen) and teases his fandom a lot bc of how they act when it comes to this stuff (almost like friends) which is why i think his streams feel like a safe place for everyone in his community; but please remember that we are actually not his friends, he has boundaries and even if they are not many please respect them. He just asks for respect, not only for him but for his friends too.

💖

#qsmp #roier #cellbit #quackity #bbh #wilbur soot #guapoduo #cellboier #spiderbit #so like for example in qsmp guapoduo is the ship name right ? For roier their friendship/duo interaction will be cellboier #As in them as IRL friends #so be careful on how you are refering to them as STREAMERS and how you refer to their characters in a ship #thought i needed to do this rn bc they might play outside the qsmp later this week so better be safe than sorry #this is like a psa #things might go different depending on how things develop and what Roier might say #Or what cellbit might say #Lets see how it goes. Still this post is just in case #This post might seen a little bit too intense (? idk but understand that some things have happened #in the past shippers were very disrespectful to Spreen and Roier so now even if they still joke from time to time #both of them had to lecture their chats for being so overwhelming and too intense #so yeah dont put the streamers in a uncomfortable position #thank u for reading pls spread #also dont mind me adding tags of everyone who ever flirted w q!roier djdndjd #flirted/interacted bc q!roier is like that snsjsnsd #alessa's posts

[detectivehole]

the strange and perplexing duality of having throughly grown up with smartphones and knowing both that the free, unlimited, and semi-personal access to the internet they provided was, while also a curse, probably vital to your and others free positive development during otherwise hostile situations and times, and probably still is today... and also that it is a poison box of misery that you'd probably be better off without. or at least with way way less of. and then for fun, trying to imagine how you'd regulate your own kids time with it, if you were to have one

#even if you don't want a kid i think it's important to think about right? how'd you handle it #personally it's a family pc till you're 10 then you get a flip phone and at 13 you get your own pc #and we can talk about an iphone at 16 young....spawn....? #if you could promise a kid would grow up with kind and supportive guardians then i'd say chuck them out your nearest window. no kid needs #an iphone. hell i'm mostly convinced i don't have a good excuse to own one. but unfortunately no one can promise that #so i suppose better safe than sorry

[catboyazem]

You guide my hand. You free me of these chains. You find me again.

I stare into the Abyss.

I let myself fall in.

And then I… I… and then I am…

#destiny 2 #destiny #destiny the game #gamingedit #gamediting #destinyedit #d2 #mine #dailyvideogames #destinysource #dailygaming #rhulk #rhulk destiny #vow of the disciple #Liberated is SUCH a good lore entry #thats my shit right there #flickering gif #flashing gif #its mild but better safe than sorry

[sentientstump]

i got silly, here's Somsnosa's greatest song about domiciles

#i drew this? apparently i just did two half hours ago #bleed the domicile baby #this was pretty great i enjoyed the process! i couldve looked at more references other than my right arm but sighhhhh im too lazy u_u #and too awkward to ask for help even a lifeless web search bar... what if it sees me as weak as dummy as a complete bag of onions #speaking of bags of onions lets not open this one right now especially in the tags “xD #im training my linework for something really secret. it looks alright so far and maybe someday maybe someday... #it will see the light of day... if you ask nicely- #hylics #somsnosa #artstump #scopophobia #maybe i sometimes get it when glancing briefly better be safe than sorry

[clown-an0n]

[woah! would you look at that? the horrors!] [its colorbine!]

[@master-dealmaker] [yahoo!]

#just a fun little note #colorbine unironically saved another character #i will not tell you who but if colorbine did not exist right now #someone else would've been doomed by the narrative Lol #ask blog #tadc anon #honk honk #art #ringleader soup #tw blood #<-.. technically ? its not exactly meant to be blood but better safe than sorry

[st-hedge]

So did anyone else go to the labyrinths in totk and get very confused by the uh quest prompt and who it was given by

#idk if this is but #better be safe than sorry right #totk spoilers

[godsfavoritescientist]

Biting the bars of my enclosure about autistic ford tonight. There's something about him using vocabulary and turns of phrase that seem "outdated" or "pretentious" that feels so painfully genuine to me. When people say he talks like that just to "try to sound smart" I wish I could explain what it's like to be so ostracized from your peers growing up that you spend all your time reading instead, to the point where you pick up your way of speaking from books instead of from people. And then what it's like for people to call you out for "talking weird" over and over again, not able to wrap their heads around why the fuck you would choose more archaic or technical or formal words than the simpler ones that surely come to everyone's minds first. What it's like to have to dedicate a sizable chunk of attention to filtering through every single word you say out loud in real time before you say it, to make absolutely sure that it isn't a word people will judge you for using or make fun of you for using, just so you'll have a chance of being taken seriously. Learning through trial and error how to filter out the words that other people don't think are normal or casual enough for the conversation, even though for you, the word choice that's "natural-sounding" enough for them is the third or fourth word you came up with when searching for the right way to phrase something in your head. I wish I could explain just how long it takes to say fucking anything after spending a lifetime doing that during every single conversation, and how repetitive and long-winded you end up being when you spend so long coming up with alternative ways of saying every little thing you ever think. And I wish people realized that, at the very least for autistic people and autistic-coded characters, speech that's seen as pretentious is really just the way they talk when they're not putting in the extra effort to filter through every word they say just so others will take the time to listen.

#ford meta #actuallyautistic #everyone go read the wikipedia page for 'stilted speech' right now #long post #ford isnt very good at masking. he doesn't have the kind of (unintentional) autistic coding that is Palatable To Neurotypicals. #definitely looking-too-deeply-at-a-kid-cartoon right now but in *some* ways. a world where the majority of people think its easy to like an #-understand ford is a world that would feel safe for me to unmask in. #i truly truly hate that fully explaining my thoughts on ford requires me to say so much about myself. but god is it such a crime- #-to use a fictional character as a lens through which to try and explain to people how to be more understanding and accepting- #-of things like this. #making fun of stilted speech is so normalized that people don't even realize they're making fun of someone for being weird. #people think its Someone Thinking They're Better Than You but its something people lay awake at night wishing they could stop doing. #and yet they still end up using the Wrong Words and being labeled a Pretentious Asshole just for talking differently than the norm. #maybe there really are people out there who deliberately use big words to try and sound smarter than everyone else. I don't know. #all I know is. in a world where its pretty obvious that people who use a discongruently complex vocabulary get made fun of for doing that. #why would someone deliberately trying to impress people do something that would only get them laughed at. #sorry for being genuine on main. as if its my fault </3

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

felt like this needed to be made a reality (x)

#I’m right. You may now applaud. #reanimator #bride of reanimator #danbert #herbert west #daniel cain #gore cw #body horror #I mean it’s light but better safe than sorry #post i made

[v-toast]

i wanted to try something new. there are two wolves inside you.. blue and orang

#tw eyestrain #this counts as eyestrain right ? #better safe than sorry #but yeah i hope u all like it this drawing ? painting ? thing ? is important to me so yeah :] #twilight princess #loz #art #eyestrain