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[kfanopinions]

Jaehyun's Ideal Type (Astrology Based)

just like with johnny, i'm going to look at his moon and venus placements. and just like johnny's i won't be looking into the aspects part so this may just be surface level information. when i'm more knowledgeable about aspects i will update the information here.

2nd House Moon

love don't cost a thing people with a moon in the 2nd house can have a tendency to spend their money on making gifts or gifting people they love with items which as we know, buying someone's love is not healthy. his ideal type will need to remind him that they love him for him and not what he can buy them

financial stability this provides them with security. they are very materialistic in this house placement so his ideal type may want to make sure that they themselves are financially secured or have a job that provides them a decent amount of money. this will help lessen the burden on jaehyun's shoulders

don't expect hearts and roses contrary to popular belief of jaehyun being the "valentine's boy" he is a man of culture. he may express his love through artistic means (song writing for example) people with this placement can seem reserved and cold so someone who wants him to be super loving and showering them with admiration...find someone else

sensitivity is a no go people with this placement say what they mean and mean what they say. they don't mean to hurt people's feelings but they won't bullsh*t you. so he will need someone who doesn't get sensitive if he...tells it like it is

all that glitters is gold money is very important to this aspect. if you wondered why jaehyun just reeks of culture and "expense" this is why. he may want someone who has that same appeal

admiration also glitters he wants to be admired and adored. having a partner who does this will be good for his ego

home is where the heart is...and valuables okay this man seriously likes nice things. he will want to surround himself with nice things. (if you have ever seen the movie thumbelina, i'm thinking of mr. mole) he loved having diamonds, ruby's, money, everything because it made him feel valued. jaehyun could be the same way. he needs someone who can deal with his mood swings that may go from over spending to being very frugal (these money mood swings are very intriguing)

Taurus Moon

patience with jaehyun having his moon in taurus, he is incredibly patient. someone who is a "dive in heads first" type of person may make him a little apprehensive. he analyzes things and waits for them to arrive on his "doorstep"

routine unlike johnny who may have a tendency to dislike/hate routine - jaehyun likes this type of lifestyle and may want someone who he knows will be home at this time, or works from this shift to the next. he may also end up having his future household run on a routine-like basis (why am i seeing the dad with the whistle from sound of music?)

you want love? earn it! no joke this made me f*cking laugh. i need to rant for two seconds...all these young girls thinking jaehyun will be a hearts and roses man just because he is born on valentine's day need to get their heads out the arses. this man will not give his love to anyone until, like i said, they've earned it. he needs someone who is REAL not fake, not "if i do x,y,z...this will make him love me." he needs someone to show him who they are and nothing more (also being independent cuz just like johnny this man is busy)

keep the manipulation for someone else like i said above, realness is important. he doesn't want to be manipulated. he doesn't want people around him who can use him/hurt him. with this placement he may seem cool on the outside. he may even smile and wave but that does not equal what is on the inside

if you get flowers and hearts, celebrate now i know i said he isn't a hearts and flowers guy, but he is romantic. this is ONLY when he has fallen for someone. not "liking" not "intrigued" but FALLEN HEAD OVER HEELS for someone

you must be this fine to ride this ride this is by no means an indication that jaehyun is shallow. i want to make that clear right here and now. he lives an aesthetic lifestyle. the coffee shop vibes, the vinyl records. no joke the man can be attracted to someone who looks just as good on his arm as he would look good on his own arm rofl

finishing school anyone? kate middleton/amal clooney are women who come to mind. seriously, a person who is well-mannered, educated, cultured, respectful and knows what they want

love you to the moon and back when jaehyun has fallen in love he will be EXTREMELY loyal. he will want this in return and he will want someone he can build a future/life together with. as long as the words of affirmation keep rolling in he'll come back for more each and every time without fail

damsel in distress "i want you to want me." "i need you to need me" he likes to feel needed and to be depended on. makes him feel competent. if his partner has a problem or needs his help he will jump at the opportunity to help them. even if his partner can open up the pickle jar...let him do it every blue moon lol

ready willing and able jaehyun is the type of guy who like i said above likes to feel useful. this can also put him in financially difficult positions. money does mean a lot to him, but if he needs to help a loved one - he will do so. so someone who can be that bridge in between when things do get hairy financially but also who reminds him that again, money doesn't always buy happiness (this is hard to describe)

stubborn as a...bull taurus is one of those signs that values the home, wealth, possessions (if you weren't getting this gist by now) but there is something else...if ANYTHING threatens this he will not budge at all. this also includes people who he holds dear. his partner needs to understand this and hopefully as someone who he holds dear he will not compromise anything that will hurt him or his partner

tender love when in love jaehyun will give everything to his partner. seriously he isn't one to fall for people easily so this should be taken as AMAZING! with this placement it talks about giving his partner the world almost. he just needs someone special

hurtful comments hit twice as hard someone who will not hurt him. despite his cool calm and collective self and even cold matter of fact personality, if he gets hurt - because of this loving and giving nature, it's like doing 2x, 3x the damage that someone else could do

if he's right...admit defeat he will not back down if he knows he is right. his partner needs to understand this and admit defeat and possibly shout it for all to hear that he was right and they were wrong lol

okay this segment before i talk about the venus part needs to be discussed. jaehyun has an aqurius sun and a taurus moon which means things are...at odds...

Aquarius Sun + Taurus Moon

indifference jaehyun's partner will need to be interesting. if he doesn't find them interesting he won't bother to get to know them. he's a "why waste my time if there is nothing there" type of person. this can also be involved with other people outside of a romantic interest

scandal be gone jaehyun's goal is to live a peaceful life. just like johnny someone he can take home to momma is ideal

the occult (?) this is kind of funny...jaehyun may be interested in psychics/fortune telling. he has an interest in the occult. just gathering as much knowledge as possible. so someone who has a similar interest may be fun to be around

arrogance people with this placement can be arrogant. they know their worth and it can come off as such to other people. they may also be self-obsessed. i know we all know jaehyun is hot. well he knows he's hot as well. it wouldn't surprise me if he takes amazing pride to the point of obsession over his looks. this could also (take this with a grain of salt) be the same with his partner. he may want them to be just as interested in personal health, fitness, and beauty as he is. these people are the nobles. smart, witty, educated, loves to learn, intrigued by beautiful things and people. so if he finds someone who is similar again a bonus

one track mind once he has made up his mind about something he does not change it unless he wants to. it doesn't matter what other people say

positive light only jaehyun wants to be looked at in a certain way so he shows this to the public and not the other side. just like a superhero he has a "secret identity" a "mask" he wears to hide his true self

devotion in unconventional means this is wear things start to get hairy... jaehyun is the type to be devoted when he has once again, fallen for someone. his partner needs to understand this. a don't count your chickens before they're hatched kind of way. he doesn't like to do things that are conventional or normal. think of this as people who are together for over ten years. they may have a couple of kids but they have never been married or have thoughts on getting married. this is an example of an unconventional relationship

the alien a partner who understands that jaehyun will most likely never conform to what he doesn't deem as worthy or worthwhile is best. he is the rebel type. if people go right he may go left if he feels it's better to go left lol

space to express himself the best way he can, he needs freedom in his relationships. a long distance one may be beneficial for him

all roles he wants a friend, a lover, and a sibling because he is playing all those roles as well. he needs the freedom because he's being the supportive friend who is always there for his partner. the lover who is tender and nurturing. the father "man" who brings in financial security and stability. the sibling whom one can goof around with and have interesting conversations with - like he needs a partner who understands this and is like this as well in their own way

contradictions his aquarius side doesn't mind chaos, but his taurus side wants something calm and peaceful. again he can be calm and cool on the outside but on the inside he can be freaking out. finding those subtle clues in his change of demeanor or behavior is something his partner will need to keep in mind in order to help him

he wants all the benefits of a relationship without actually "committing" to someone. aka he wants to have his cake and eat it too. this is also a part of the contradictory behavior. which is why i mentioned a partner who doesn't count their chickens before they're hatched. he may not want someone who is walking around saying they are dating when he's like "dating? thought we were just hanging around?"

curves (?) with this placement he may find people who have curves to be attractive. this does not mean "overweight/obese" but it also doesn't mean it. the key here could be someone who is curvaceous who takes care of their body and mind

quirky but there is another side to this ideal type and that is being a little fickle and irresponsible. he could be attracted to someone like this. it could stem from the "i want you to want me" side

be prepared to be jealous there is a reason why jaehyun is adored so much. women love him and will fall for him. his partner needs to understand this and either hide their jealousy or accept that this is how things are

Aquarius Venus

peek his interest with your mind this says it all. he doesn't get stimulated into finding someone worthy of being a lover until they impress him with their mind. this could be loving music, art, literature, sciences, or a witty remark. don't think for a second that someone can walk in with a skanky dress will get his attention. i mean it might for a one night stand lol and one night only btw. the way to get him interested is to do something worthy of gaining his interest

getting to know all about you he wants to know his partners interests. how their mind works. he's an oddball so again, his partner needs to keep him intrigued

model who? jaehyun wants someone who is more than just a pretty face or someone that is snatched for the gods. again he wants someone who intrigues him. the way they see the world. his ideal type is really surrounded around mental stimulation

no dress code someone who dresses...their own way this is all i will say on this one

not shy just ask if you ever wondered why jaehyun doesn't talk much, well it's because he isn't asked anything. so his type may need to be someone who can get him to talk to them and not the other way around

eccentric so he may have some...interesting tastes. as long as his partner is down for the non-conformist type he'll be even happier

let's talk about s*x baby keep it interesting and exciting but don't go crazy. jaehyun would love someone who doesn't do things that are super typical but at the same time not anything that is risky or out of this world nuts

christian grey if you know who this is picture him before all the mushy parts and you get jaehyun! yay! seriously he doesn't do the lovey dovey mushy crap. sorry to disappoint. he may show his love by buying you something like just as a weird ass example...face masks because he heard they're very good for your skin rofl (and of course they will probably be the expensive kind because...read the above MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!)

stop with the guessing games jaehyun needs someone to tell him point blank when things aren't going as planned. he doesn't need someone who beats around the bush or has him trying to "figure out" what he did or what went wrong

play hard to get someone who ignores him or seems cold/distant towards him can be one way to peek his interest

ummm cheater? remember how i said he would be devoted to his partner, well, only if they keep things interesting. when things die down and he's learned all he can, experienced all he can with someone aka the boring section of a relationship...well...his detached "i want freedom" "i don't believe in conventional relationships" personality may lead to cheating behavior

family upbringing is important so there is a bright side...once he gets over that hump and he finds someone to commit to he really is loyal. how he was raised will be crucial to his future adult self

let your nerd out he may like someone who is interested in technology

it's hip to be square someone quirky, unusual, strange, weird, the oddball will be super intriguing to him. the weirder his partners mind works the more he'll stick around to see what's next

he also wants to let his freak flag fly as well so his partner needs to be able to handle his weirdness, quirks, unusual behavior in return

12th House Venus

fear okay this is interesting. jaehyun may be afraid that his partner may not love him or like him the same way he does for them. this is because he has a hard time to rationalize his emotions. to express himself on an emotional level (which is why there are no hearts and flowers)

mystery he can find people who have something that they're hiding to be ideal. it keeps his interest in them and he may have fun trying to find out what that secret is

love is a battlefield jaehyun may find someone who is unavailable as desirable or even be the man someone is having an affair with which is definitely unconventional. it also adds that mystery, scandal that keeps him interested. so this could be possible (take this with a grain of salt)

again he may want someone who he cannot have. this came up twice so might as well reiterate it. he may fall for the "wrong person" and have a "forbidden relationship"

find balance he may end up in relationships that aren't well balanced. he needs to find what he wants in his romantic partners and his romantic life before getting into a relationship

anyone up for a foot massage? so this is just an added bonus because it made me laugh. venus rules over passion and the 12th house rules over the feet. so he can be sensitive around his feet. which makes sense because aquarius rules over the ankles/shins/circulatory system aka there are lots of little nerve endings, so this might be a bit of a turn on (take this with a grain of salt and humor)

complications in love the 12th house is the house of pisces which has two fish going in opposite directions. think about trying to go against the current. it's HARD. sitting back and enjoying the pleasing moments will help him in this area instead of trying to fight against it

relationships are home okay so despite all the forbidden love junk, jaehyun is the type that wants to be with someone. things are just...complicated. the nonconventional relationships, forbidden relationships, possible long distance relationships, giving to much in a relationship, not feeling loved, fearing he is not worthy, all of these things complicate his love life.

but when he is in his partners arms, he does feel like he's at home

sorry if this is confusing i tried to sum it up as best as i can. i do want to add just to talk about jaehyun a bit, he may have a secret talent/hobby that no one knows about and he can be amazing at it. the 12th house also talks about loneliness so isolation again that "distance/freedom" can come into play here

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[perfectpaperbluebirds]

Sicktember #7

Prompt: “You’re A Jerk When You’re Sick”

Fandom/OCs: Rockstar ‘verse OCs (Vic)

Words: 2360

Sicknario inspo: Intentionally getting sick from this post and keeping someone company when they’re sick from this post. 

CW: Lots of swearing and general crass “locker room” talk but nothing explicitly s*xual. 

Author’s comments/background: One of my favorite things I wrote this year, and the next thing I write will also probably be for this AU. I was quite happy with how the banter came out and just loved being able to apply this scenario so flawlessly. Again, the prompt basically wrote itself, I just leant it some OCs and extra words. 

For those that recall my previous Rockstar fic from Sicktember last year, (or want to check it out here) this is set prior to Vic meeting Addison, but not much prior. This was probably the last time he got sick before meeting her, though I don’t have an official timeline for them at the moment. 

Same disclaimer as prior, I have no experience with the music industry whatsoever, so forgive any glaring errors if they exist. 

~~~***~~~

He had sat through plenty of recording sessions before, but this felt like the longest one of his life. Vic tried not to be too obvious as he checked his watch yet again. They should have finished more than an hour ago, and Chinese takeout was calling his name. He did his best not to glare at every single person in the room, but he was mad at each of them, whether they deserved it or not. 

He idly wondered why he was in such a bad mood. He used to love recording when he first got into all this. It was the place he felt the most like himself, the place he could ignore everyone else and just focus on the music. He’d sat through one too many sessions apparently, though, and he couldn’t stand one more minute of hearing other people’s opinions about his music. He just wanted to be alone for a while. 

He was about to mumble something along those lines to Fletcher, but was annoyed with himself when he turned to Fletcher's usual seat and Fletcher was not there, as had been the case for the last two days. He'd never been jealous of someone for having a cold before, but today he was. Fletcher was probably sitting at home in the peace and quiet, watching TV or snacking or doing whatever he damn well pleased. Which is exactly what Vic wanted to be doing. 

Then, Vic had an idea. He COULD be doing that… if he got sick too. And finding a way to see Fletcher would be an easy way to catch something… if he was actually willing to go that far. 

But was he? It was certainly a convenient time. The only things on his calendar for the next few days were publicity bullsh*t. And more goddamn recording. Which he could make up whenever. But was he actually considering going to another man's house and finding a way to infect himself with that man's germs? He glanced over to see the producer yelling at one of the sound techs. Yes, he decided. He was ready to do anything to get away for a few days. 

The rest of the session was a blur as he was lost in planning his great escape and psyching himself up for what he needed to do. He had a ready-made excuse to get himself into Fletcher’s apartment: Vic was already planning to get Chinese food, and he could easily pick some up for his sick buddy, especially since Fletcher loved Chinese more than anyone he knew. No, getting in the door would be the easy part. What came after that, though, required mental preparation. 

~~~

He was at Fletcher's door less than an hour after bolting from the studio, two greasy takeout bags in hand. He had to knock several times before the door opened, which made him panic a little, thinking his friend had gone somewhere else to recover. But the sick man finally appeared, clearly having been woken from sleep and none-too-happy about it. 

"The f*ck d'you want?" the Brit groused, rubbing his red eyes. "I was sound asleep, ya twat."

"Nice to see you too. You might wanna rethink how you greet someone who's bringing you food."

"Why the hell would you do that? You bloody well know I'm f*ckin' sick." Still, he eyed the bags hungrily. A helpful breeze blew the smell of the hot food right toward him, and Vic hoped he could smell it, though judging by his congested voice he probably couldn't.

"Obviously I know you're sick, that's why I'm doing it. I wanted to check on you, make sure you're doing okay. Also, has anyone ever told you you're a jerk when you're sick? Because you are."

"I'm always a jerk. And ya could've called before walking your ass to my door, wanker." 

"We basically just got out of the session. Didn't have much chance to call."

"Oh, so there was no chance at all to give a ring during the half hour wait for the food? Right, mate. I'll believe that." Fletcher rolled his eyes, but Vic could tell he was pleased. 

"Oh shut up. Ya gonna invite me in or what?"

The other man looked confused now. "No need for that. It's a f*ckin' biohazard zone in here. I feel f*ckin' disgusting. I know I look it too. Wouldn't want you to catch anything. I'll just take it." He held out his hand for the bags. 

Vic was persistent and didn't relinquish his hold. "I was actually planning to eat with you. I don't care about your germs, and I don't wanna deal with all the traffic back to my place before I get to eat. And like I said, I wanted to check on you. Keep you company for a bit."

Fletcher rolled his eyes again. "You're a strange one, mate. But whatever. Suit yourself. Just don't cry to me when you've caught this in a day or two."

"Oh I definitely won't," Vic thought to himself as he followed his friend inside. He made sure to be the one to close the door, grabbing the doorknob as soon as the other man let go, then nonchalantly rubbing his hand across his nose when Fletcher's back was turned. Everyone knows doorknobs are the place to start if you want to catch something. Speaking of which, the bathroom was his next target. The cleanliness of the bathroom in this apartment was questionable on the best day. Today Vic was certain it would be the perfect place to ensure his plan came to fruition. 

He set the bags of food on the coffee table as Fletcher flopped back onto the couch, where he'd clearly been spending a lot of time. Vic slid one of the bags to him. 

"I got you the beef and broccoli. And egg rolls obviously. Extra sweet and sour."

"Winner. Thanks for bringing this, by the way. If I haven't said that already." Fletcher took the food eagerly, looking pleased as he surveyed the contents.

"You're welcome. You'd do the same for me."

"No I bloody well wouldn't. The hell are you on about?"

"You're right," Vic laughed. "It just seemed like the thing to say I guess. Mind if I use the loo? Gotta piss like a racehorse."

"I'd piss outside with the bears if I were you. You don't wanna go in there. Ain't been cleaned since I got sick. And don't say loo, you sound like a tool."

"There's no bears in the city, assface," Vic replied. As if it were an afterthought, he picked up the mess of used tissues from the table, giving Fletcher a look as he gingerly began to carry them to the bathroom with him.

"Leave 'em. I was gonna take care of 'em."

"Well I'm not about to eat with them next to my food," Vic retorted. "Just shut up and eat."

He left the swear-y Brit muttering to himself about idiot Americans as he shut himself in the bathroom. 

He did dispose of the tissues, but not before thoroughly running his hands over them, feeling very strange as he did so. He reflexively cringed away as a finger hit a particularly wet spot, but upon further consideration, he rubbed that hand under and around his nose again, feeling dirty somehow. For the final touch, he grabbed a water cup from beside the sink which still held a few ounces of water, likely from the last time Fletcher had taken medicine. Trying not to think about what he was doing, he put his mouth right where his friend's had been and swallowed down the rest of the water, though he couldn't keep from making a face. Feeling thoroughly skeevy, but grimly satisfied that the deed was done, he actually used the toilet (because he really did have to piss) and pretended to wash his hands. 

Fletcher was steadily eating when he reemerged, but the sick man was clearly hampered by his dripping nose and kept scrubbing it into his shoulder or against his wrist. He really didn't look well and Vic felt sorry for him. 

"You need a water or anything?" Vic asked.

"Just sit the f*ck down and eat, Jesus. You're acting like a pussy."

Vic rolled his eyes but did as he was told, grabbing his own food at last. "I'm just trying to help. You seem pretty sick. Are you sure you're okay?"

He expected another smart-ass reply but Fletcher finally sighed. "I'm hanging in. Lila's been checking on me, making sure I have stuff. It's only a cold. I just like to piss and moan."

"Well that's good at least. Hopefully that means you're back at work soon. The sessions are such a drag when you're gone."

"Damn right they are. Has Sam pulled his head out of his ass about the new tracks yet?"

They delved into shop talk from there until they had both finished eating. Vic made his exit shortly thereafter, since Fletcher was clearly ready to get some more sleep once his stomach was full. Vic tried not to think much about what he'd done as he drove home, though a sense of shame continued to linger. Still, a few days off, days when he wouldn't even have to leave his bed if he didn't want to, would be well worth anything he was feeling right now. 

~~~

Two mornings later, he was thrilled when he woke up with a sore throat and an itchy nose, and he had to keep from smiling to himself as the cold developed nicely through the rest of the day. By evening his breaths were distinctly phlegmy, breathing through his nose was a lost cause, and he was catching more than a few stray sneezes into his elbow. Even the budding sinus headache didn't dampen his mood. He made it a point to make a big deal about his symptoms to anyone nearby so no one would be surprised when he canceled his obligations for the next few days. 

The morning after that, he woke up with the same disgusting cold he'd seen on Fletcher earlier in the week, and he wasted no time in calling everyone to say he would not be around for a few days, making sure to sound as sick as possible, which wasn't a difficult feat in his current state. He really did feel shitty and gross, but he could be home and feel shitty and gross. He could sleep and watch TV and play video games all he wanted. He needed that more than he could possibly express. 

His phone ringing interrupted that first languid afternoon. He shook himself awake from his most recent nap, expecting to ignore the call, but wanting to check who it was just in case. He frowned upon seeing Fletcher's name on the screen and decided to answer. 

"Oy! Where you at? They said you're sick, that true?"

"Yep, it's true," Vic sniffled. 

"Well shite. It's not what I have, is it?"

"I dunno. Maybe. I don't think I was around anyone else that's been sick." 

"Aww hell. Tough luck, that."

"It's whatever. I guess a cold was coming for me one way or another."

"Oh it's coming, all right. It ain't no cold though, mate. I have some kind of flu."

An icy finger of worry slid down Vic's spine. "Oh crap," the singer croaked.

"Got that right. Lila had to bring me to the hospital the day after I saw you. Started feeling strange the next day, couldn't stay awake and all spinny. I was burning by the time I saw Lila. Had a fever of 104 when we got to the hospital. They kept me overnight for safety. You had a fever at all?"

"No," Vic said weakly. "I don't think so anyway."

"Well if you caught what I have you will. Best keep an eye on that."

"But you're feeling better now, right?" Vic asked desperately. "You're back at the studio today."

"Hell no. I feel like hot garbage. Wearin' a sweater for the damn chills. Can still barely stay awake. I can't afford to miss any more work, though. And they were begging me. I had to."

"Well shit," Vic mumbled. "That's just great."

"Hey, you were the one that chose to come into my place. I told you not to cry when you got sick. But I wanted to call and warn you. Sounds like your fate is already sealed, though."

"Sounds like it," Vic sighed. "I appreciate the warning anyway. Hope you feel better soon, Fletch."

"You too. Cheers." 

The line went dead, and Vic let the phone fall, staggering to his feet as his head throbbed with sinus pressure. He scrambled to locate the thermometer in the medicine cabinet, popping it into his mouth immediately. He fearfully checked the screen when it beeped, but he was only at 99.0. Not really a fever… yet. 

He shuffled his way back to the couch and flopped down with a wheezy sigh. His best hope was that he caught a milder version of what Fletcher had, but now he would need to be checking his temperature regularly. He had no Lila to look in on him, no roommates, no one that would think to check on him, at least for a few days. He was on his own, for better or worse. Generally, that was how he preferred it. He had never considered before that living alone could be dangerous, though.  

But for now he was okay. For now, it just felt like a cold, and maybe it wouldn't progress beyond that. He let himself relax, and the sleepy fog of sickness was quick to cover him again. He had paid a price for this free time, and he was going to enjoy it while it lasted.

#sicktember 2023 #skt 2023 #prompt 7 #rockstar 'verse OCs

[fangirlstorycreator]

The Legend Of The Lost Princess ♡ Chapter 16

"Oh man I feel full!" Jareth says almost out of breath, with his hand on his stomach and an uncomfortable look on his face. "Noone said you needed to eat that much" "Your right, but at the same time it shouldn't have gone to waist Cael" "Eh? I suppose you have a point" Everyone including you and Taligaro were quite happy and full of boar meat as your all sat around the flickering fire. The smell of a fire was always wonderful, and the heat hit you in little waves. "Well then" Logan said "It seems our quest begins tomorow. Just as soon as were out of this wood, and straight on to the many dangers ahead of us. It will be interesting moving and fighting along side of you all" "I agree" said Blackwall "I have to say though, it does make a change having a skilled woman amongst us" he said right before they all face you. "Thanks Blackwall. I'm not as skilled as you may think, but I'll certainly try my best" "Bullsh#t" "Excuse me?" "Dont give me that bullsh#t, you took out a basalisk"

Jareth nods his head and smiles excitedly "Yeh! Yeh I remember that, how did you do it again? We only heard the jist of the story earlier. Come on tell us!" "Its not as entertaining as you might think" Cael nods his head with a sympathetic look "Isn't that for us to decide? Come on, it one of the most dangerous creatures anyones ever known, and your the only one who has not only faced one, but killed it too" Letting out a sigh, you know their not going to let up. "Alright I'll tell you. So the first thing I did was research the basalisk, it wasn't easy, all i had to go on were little scribbles and sightings from other people. That's how I was able to know what it could do. I learned that if it looked directly into your eye, it will kill you, so my first thought was to take its eyes out, thus removing the main obstical"

"That makes sense" Logan replied. "So, knowing that, I prepared the right weapons I would need, and I headed to the cave it lived in. My main goal was to get this little boy out, there was a notice for the basalisk, but this mans son was taken by it" "So someone put a bounty on the basalisk?" Asked Cael. "Yeh, and you'll be interested to know, it was by the very man sat next to me" you say looking over at Taligaro, causing him to smirk at you. "You put up the notice? How come you didnt do it yourself? You have an army dont you?" Blackwall asks him. "Yeh...the thing is that we had no idea how to approach the basalisk, we had no knowledge on how it behaved or how to approach it without resulting in the death of my men. I decided to post the notice in hopes of someone who could help. Thankfully, that's where Y/N came in" "You didnt help me out with your info straight away though, did you Tal?" "Your right, I didn't. I'll be truthfull I hadn't seen a female warrior before and I wanted to make sure you had the skills to take it on"

Blackwall smirks and scoffs "So what did you do to test her?" "I challenged her to a duel, a fire coated sword with blindfolds around our eyes. It's what I use with new recruits to test their strength and skills" "And how did that work out with Y/N hear?" You giggle and hide your face a little, and Taligaro cant help but chuckle at your reaction. "She kicked my ass. Noone in my army has managed to win against me when we do the fire blade test, and yet, she did" "Nicely done Y/N" "Thanks Blackwall" Jareth interrupts and says "So? The basalisk?" "Oh yeh right, so I went into its cave and saw the young boy, he was able to tell me how close the basalisk was behind me. And just when it was about to strike, I dodged it and climbed onto it's back, putting both my little blades into its eye sockets" Jareth and Logan look a little queasy, Cael raises his eyebrows and Blackwall just looks really impressed.

"Once I blinded it, I was able to look at it without an instant danger, and as I moved around the cave trying to make as little noise as I could, it went in for a bite, which was when I grabbed a large blade ran it right through its mouth to the top of its head. Once me and the boy were safe, I cut off its head and brought it back to collect on the notice" "Wow!" Cael says "Your one hell of a woman" You smile back in thanks, then both Logan and Jareth start to look very tired and sleepy. "I think it's best if we all get some sleep, we have a long day tomorow" "I agree Y/N" Taligaro responds. Everyone heads to there designated tents and pretty much falls straight to sleep. Your just taking your shoes off outside your tent, when Taligaro approaches you. "Hey Y/N" "Hey Tal, you ok?" "Yeh I'm fine, I just wanted to say goodnight" "That's kind of you. Goodnight Tal" "Goodnight Y/N" He walks away and back towards his tent, you both sneak little glances at eachother before he headed inside. Then you make your own way into your tent. It's small, but just enough for you to get nice and comfortable, it keeps warms surprisingly well too. The fire light was slowly going down outside, and by the time it was a small flicker, you had drifted off to sleep.

During the night, you started to toss and turn, something was causing you to feel uncomfortable and scared. You could see yourself as an adult, standing by the door way of your mothers bedroom, it was blurry, but it felt so real. You see your father with a bottle of red liquid, pouring it into your mothers mouth as she slept. You screamed out for him to stop, but there was no noise coming out, and you couldn't move either, it was like your legs were glued to the spot, but all you wanted to do was stop your father and help your mother. She took the poison, and turned pale within a few seconds, that's when your father turned in your direction. His voice was distorted, but you could make out the words clearly "You've escaped me for now....but I will....FIND YOU!" His last words were screamed at you, causing you to wake up out of your nightmare, sitting up straight in your tent with your heart racing and sweat on your brow. You tried to calm your breathing down, and slowly it went back to normal. Knowing it was just a bad dream, you lie back down, and hold onto your mothers neclace around your neck, eventually being able to fall asleep once again.

#thomas ian griffith #sensei targaryen #general taligaro #general taligaro x reader

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

Solo Senorita transitioning to Anyone. The pronouns speak for themselves!!!! Woah, they really screwed her over, no wonder she blocked out that entire era. This reminds me of what they did to her booklet without informing her. All the hetero bullsh*t. Bunch of homophobic fvckers, her entire team needs to go.

☝🏽🖕🏽 to these motherfuckers

[entrepy]

#entrepy is an independent & private MULTIMUSE ROLEPLAY BLOG , containing canon and original characters from the marvel universe/s ( earth 616  &  199999 inconclusive ) and v:ld. as told by chae, she / her, 25 +, gmt + 11 .

QUICK LINKS :    carrd   /   gd marvel muses   /   gd vld muses   /  prompts. ( always open  &   accepting )   /  interest checker   /   mobile muse list  &  rules under the cut . . .

PRIMARY MUSES:

🦾 bucky barnes ( mcu based )

🔪 james barnes ( 616 based )

⚔️ keith kogane ( vld based, AU and canon-divergent available )

👽 orron ( fandomless, marvel affiliations present ) 

👗 rebecca barnes ( headcanon based )

🐦 sam wilson ( mcu based, 616 influences )

🪀 steve rogers ( mcu based, 616 & animated series influences)

🚀 takashi shirogane ( vld based, AU and canon-divergent available )

MEDIUM ACTIVITY MUSES:

🔥 thomas raymond ( 616 based, mcu verse available )

🕶  isha bansal ( fandomless, marvel affiliations present )

🥸  lloyd hansen ( the gray man movie only )

🎀  takeshi kovacs ( altered carbon netflix series only )

LOW ACTIVITY MUSES:

🔭 adam waheed ( headcanon based )

🛩️ james griffin ( headcanon based )

🕷  natasha romanoff ( mcu based / what if influences )

🔨 thor odinson ( mcu based, heavy emh influences, mild 616 influences )

🩺 henrietta bouquin ( fandomless, marvel affiliations present )

🎸 james orner ( fandomless, unaffiliated ) 

INTRODUCTION: this is an independent & semi - private MULTIMUSE BLOG for characters from MARVEL'S COMICS & CINEMATIC UNIVERSES. please let me know which muse you wish to interact with as i will not assume. written by chae, she/her, 25+. blog is 18+ only. previous / other blogs include: withoutawar, lostsouldier, goodsouldier, masqe

DISCRETION: there are VILLAINS on this blog. there are people who perform inexplicably horrible and unforgivable acts on this blog. i trust that anyone who interacts with this blog is able to separate fact from fiction, mun from muse. written nsfw content will probably NOT be tagged. an attempt will be made to tag any nsfw graphic content. triggers will not be tagged unless requested.

SELECTIVITY: i only follow / follow back people i intend to write with. i will UNFOLLOW / SOFT BLOCK / HARD BLOCK if at any point i no longer see myself interacting with you. i will usually assess whether our muses have a basis for interaction and whether our writing styles mesh before following. i will only write with fellow 21+ year old writers. i discourage anyone under the age of 18 to follow this blog at all. i use this platform to write only, and to make friends if the opportunity presents itself.

INTERACTION: i frequently post memes / prompts which are a wonderful ( and preferred ) method of breaking the ice. i also occasionally post starter calls but they are few and far in between so you’re better off hunting the prompts tag and sending something in as these are always open and available. likewise, if the option is available to me, i will send in a meme / prompt as a way to initiate interaction. feel free to continue any memes / prompts that i fill out for you.

ACTIVITY: i am EXTREMELY slow. i do love plot & verse progression through ooc and / or memes. threads that gain the most traction for me are either developmental, action, conversations that hold meaning etc. i love plotting so if you have an idea please come to me — i also have random plot bunnies lying around in my brain so if you want to write but aren’t sure of what to write about we can definitely talk through it !!

EXCLUSIVITY: i do not plan to go exclusive with muses. i may develop have a mains list. i likely will not wish to interact with you if you already interact with 3+ variations of my canon muse, unless i'm absolutely in love with you / simply must write with you. this has nothing to do with the 'variations' ( i welcome all duplicates !! ) and more to do with me wanting to feel special :･ﾟ✧(ꈍᴗꈍ)✧･ﾟ:

THE BULLSH!T: i know there are some persisting people & culture issues in the tumblr rpc and i do not wish to get involved in any of it. i use the block / unfollow buttons liberally.

CREDITS: on the rare occasion that i dabble in graphics, credit for psd’s goes to: supersources, someresources, urbanflowergraphic & anniexoxos, and i will continue to add to this list as it grows.

#marvel rp #indie rp #mcu rp #captain america rp #oc rp #ooc. #pinned post #updated 05 may 23

[romancereadingdiva]

WTF Now Live!

WTF (Westbrook Elite #4) by Cambria Hebert is now live! I can’t wait to read this book!

▪️Blurb:

I don’t do commitment. And though I swing both ways, I don’t do men either. It’s too messy, too stressful, and just asking for trouble. I’d rather shine bright like the sun than drown in the rain, so I adopt a pounce-and-bounce lifestyle for which my sparkling charm keeps me from being hated. When I show up in Sweden for a semester abroad, I expect a roomie. What I don’t expect is Lars. The storm to my sun. The test of my patience. How easy he makes it to forget all my reasons for staying away from guys. No big deal. I’ll just pivot from pounce and bounce to roomies with benefits. I’ll get to indulge in that side of me, then leave it half a world away. What happens in Sweden stays in Sweden… until he follows me home. Lars shows up at Westbrook looking like my little brother’s new swim bro. Just as alluring as he did before. And all I can do is ask myself, WTF? My resolve for an uncomplicated, stress-free life isn’t something I’m willing to give up for anyone, even if his icy-blond hair begs for my fingers and those pale-blue eyes are haunted by shadows. I might be the sun, but I am not his sun, and it’s not my job to chase away whatever sent him running here. He swears it isn’t me. But I’m calling bullsh!t. Why else would he show up on my turf? But then shiznit starts happening, and the shadows in his eyes turn to panic. I catch a glimpse of the bruises on his creamy, flawless skin. I can’t keep him at arm’s length anymore. I don’t want to. Protecting him means surrendering to everything I always refused. His destruction or mine. The choice is simple, so achingly absolute that I can’t help but wonder once more… WTF?

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[emo-floof-child-writes]

Day 012: Letter.

Featuring Steve Harrington and kind of(?) Max Mayfield.

Lucas Sinclair, Dustin Henderson, Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munson, Erica Sinclair and El Hopper mentioned.

864 words. Kind of spoilers, and I'm not proud of this one. I had to power through to finish this one.

He eyes the manilla envelope on the table, and he presses his fist against his mouth, his lips pressed together tight. She isn’t dead. Not yet. She told us that those letters are only for after she’s dead. “A failsafe,” she said. He turns away from it. Maybe if I look away from it my desire to read it will dissipate and the letter will disappear with it. He stands, and bites at his nails. I need to hear her voice, even if it’s just text. I need to hear her snark, just one more time... He groans, and snatches the letter off of the table, and rips the envelope. She’ll forgive me. He decides, unfolding the notebook paper that served as her note. “There's something I need to get off my chest. If you are reading this, I guess I died.” She writes, and he feels a tremble go through his hand. “Which sucks.” She continues, “I had so much I wanted to do. You may be wondering why I wrote you a letter, Steve. Truth be told, I don’t know. It just felt like, right, I guess? So here’s the letter. Steve, we met in the weirdest sequence of events ever. 

“We were in a fu¢king junkyard at dusk, of all things, searching for a lizard that came from a different dimension! At the time, I thought it was an elaborate prank on Dustin and Lucas’ part. The whole ‘do you accept the risk?’ bullsh!t and the weird dimensional lizard thing. It seemed like things boys back in California would do to make fun of me. But then me and Lucas ran into you and Dustin on those train tracks, and you really took me off guard. An older kid? Indulging kids in their fantasy role playing? Impossible. Then we started fortifying that bus, and you had that bat and the meat, it felt like too much effort for a prank. So, I admit I thought you guys were just insane. You called me “Random Girl,” and acted like you knew everything, with the way you fought those demo-dogs with that bat with the rusty nails embedded in it. Of course, I told myself you were just there fighting like rabid bears or something like that. But despite that, when I saw that demo-dog open its face and roar at me from its perch above the school bus, you pushed me out of the way, and protected me. You didn’t know anything about me, nor had reason to care about me. Hell, you barely knew Dustin and Lucas at the time, and yet you helped us with Dart and the other demo-dogs!

“Then when we were all at the Byers’ house, and Billy came looking for me, you didn’t hesitate for a single second. I never properly thanked you for that. You just decided you were going to be a protector, and that was it. I had always wanted a brother, and when Mom remarried to Neil, I thought it would be Billy, but he was an @sshole and never cared about me. But watching you, I think I figured out what a brother should be. My true big brother.” Steve chokes up, and a tear leaks out. Max thinks of me as a big brother... “And if you even think about telling anyone I said that, I’ll come back from the grave and dig myself out, drag myself to your big, dumb house and kill you myself. Also, if you read this before I die, you’re also dead. Now that that is cleared up, I need you to know that this isn’t your fault. I’m sure you did everything you could to save me. And I know you won’t listen and will still blame yourself, but please at least take comfort in the fact that I don’t blame you for this. But you know, if I look back, despite dying at fifteen, it was worth it. The risk Lucas spoke of, when he told me, was worth it.” Steve sniffs, a hint of a smile on his face as he reads her letter. Why did it have to be you? He wonders, rubbing his eyes.

“I don’t regret it because I met you guys and you made all the sh!tty things in my life disappear into the background. When I got to Indiana, I thought I was gonna hate it here. And I did, I missed my skate park, my friends, and especially my dad. But now I have you, and the boys, and El. I hope you find someone who can make you even half as happy as you made me.” That line stabs Steve right through his heart, like the spears Lucas and Erica made Eddie and Dustin. He grabs his chest, and he chokes out a sob. WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU? He asks again, collapsing to his knees, and clutching his skull. “I love you, Steve. You were there for me when all else left me. Please take care of Lucas, El and Dustin. They will need you now more than ever. And allow yourself to mourn me. Love, your baby sister, Max.”

#writember2022 #day 012 #September 12th #fanfiction #fanfic #i really fought my writer's block with this one #like i was struggling a lot

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

“I don’t know I just-it’s been so long since anyone’s done this for me.”

Cinder ran his hands gingerly through Harry's hair, and the other buried his head in his shoulder. Harry remembered the nightmare all too vividly, he remembered most of them. Burning into his head and turning a normally fearsome man into a sobbing terrified mess.

And Cinder had seen him a mess, hadn't said a thing, just sat nearby and held out an arm. Normally Harry would've tried to compose himself, would've rejected the offer for fear of being seen as weak. But right now, he just didn't want to be alone and Cinder was warm and gentle and didn't try to berate him for being scared. So it didn't take long to melt into his arms, and try to get as close to him as possible, to pretend that all that the world held was this warmth and safety and kindness. He didn't know when he'd last let his guard down like this, it had to be before Flame died.

"You needed this, huh?" Cinder finally asked, moving one hand to rub circles into Harry's back.

"I-I don't know, I just... it's been so long since anyone's done th-th-thi-" Harry took a deep breath, "this for me."

"Done what?"

"... anything you're doing right now." Held him, comforted him, physical contact for more than a few seconds with no attempt to hurt or kill him. He was honestly trying to fight back the part of him constantly in fight or flight, the part that was very aware if Cinder wanted, he could snap Harry's neck at any moment. Because Cinder didn't want to, and he needed someone to be gentle with him so badly that he thought he'd just shatter if he pulled away.

At that Cinder held him a little closer, resting his chin on Harry's head, Harry could hear his heartbeat, the gentle wheezing of his breath. Harry was glad he wasn't wearing his gloves, and that Cinder hated wearing anything but crop tops, because he could move his hands down to rest on the exposed skin on Cinder's back. He wondered briefly if the other may have needed this just as he did with the way the tension left his body at the skin-to-skin contact. He didn't point it out.

"Well long as I'm alive, and I'm pretty hard to kill, I'll hold you whenever you want." Cinder stated.

"... I shouldn't, it's-"

"Weak, yeah yeah, everything human is weak because you come from a family of ^ssholes with hearts of ice who won't wear condoms and have five billion kids they shouldn't be trusted with." Cinder sighed, "You said your mom was alive right? I hope something eats her."

"I deserved it-"

"Bullsh^t. You deserved to be safe." He insisted, "Harry I know you don't believe this but you are a good person." Harry went silent for a moment, since his time here he was starting to believe that more and more. Maybe he didn't deserve it, maybe he wasn't horrible. But that left having to cope with the fact that if he wasn't a bad person, then he'd gone through a lifetime of pure hell for nothing, just because the people who were supposed to protect him were cruel. And he didn't know if he was ready to face that. But it was nice that Cinder had so much faith in him.

When he finally spoke, it came out a whisper.

"... thank you."

"Of course."

#writing #oc writing #ask #We love Harry 'Childhood Trauma' Angelica

[randommha]

Just here to say that ‘Bakusquad’ abbreviated would be BS and I think that’s beautiful

#mod 🍋 #it’s in the name #(bullsh*t if anyone’s wondering) #bakusquad #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha #mha

[distinguished-slacker]

My take on chapter 112:

Even though I am overall satisfied with the outcome of Shinoa squad accepting Guren (so maybe that way we can finally get to The Plot™) I am not happy with the whole execution that lead do it.

The problem is that we have seen everything until now from Yuu’s eyes; we know the connection he has with Guren so we can understand his reasoning (even if I think Kagami could do better and try to come up with more unique sentences that do not have “family” all the time in it). But Shinoa, Mitsuba, Kimizuki and Yoichi? They don’t have the connection and history with Guren that Yuu has. Yet we have to endure seeing how they seem to be in the same thinking mindset as Yuu by default and do the same things as Yuu with no dialogue or inner monologue.

What, does Shinoa perhaps trust Guren even when she told Mika to not trust anyone like literally two chapters ago? Where does that trust on Guren even come from? What does Mitsuba think about all of this? She literally hasn’t said a single opinion in response to the plan the squad has been involved with since like the chapter 50s. I am supposed to be satisfied with seeing Yoichi and Kimizuki suddenly being all buddy buddy with Guren despite being into an argument with him just some hours ago because one had his sister just killed by him and the other discovered Guren was keeping his sister’s body? Did Guren’s tears work that well?

Like, they can trust Guren or not. I don’t care. But considering we get a whole 40 pages a month, couldn’t Kagami at least give us some insight on how they are feeling? The reasoning they had to take to make this decision to trust Guren? How they managed to cope with the fact that the losses they have suffered have actually been a part of his scheme? Everything happened in less than a span of the the day for them after all; undergoing all this change without showing us all of this just doesn’t feel right.

Kagami can say whatever about him not giving inner monologues to the characters because he thinks it fits the “dry” OnS atmosphere being his writing style but this isn’t nothing but bullsh*t. Why does Mika get to have plenty of inner monologues and dialogues but the others only get to say one sentence or two every chapter? This isn’t even bias, it’s bad writing. Because Kagami is not skilled enough to distribute character focus and be able to insert more than two character inputs per frame. No wonder everyone in the fandom calls Shinoa squad stupid in contrast to Mika.

#owari no seraph #seraph of the end #guren ichinose #yūichirō hyakuya #mikaela hyakuya #shinoa hiiragi #mitsuba sanguu #yoichi saotome #kimizuki shiho

[charliedawn]

Imagine you have been kidnapped and your favorite slashers decide to come to the rescue

It has been a few days now that none of the slashers have seen or heard from you. They are growing more and more worried and nervous by the day. Finally, thanks to his connections, Five succeeds in finding out that you have been kidnapped by your "old friends".

" I feel weird..Why do I feel weird ?"

Five asks himself and takes a glass of whiskey to calm his nerves. He then looks at his wall and stares at it for a while, hesitantly.

" Am I crazy ?"

He looks back at his drink and, after a moment at looking at his reflection in the amber liquid, swallows all of it in one go.

" You know what ? F*ck it all ! I am crazy !"

He then walks towards the wall and starts tearing it apart with his bare hands to get out the object he had hidden in it. An axe.

" It was supposed to be for a special occasion..but oh well !"

He then walks outside to his neighbor's door : Brahms.

He smashes the door to pieces and Brahms immediately gets up. When he sees that it is Five, he almost groans in annoyance, but stops when he starts thinking as to why he would come to him in the middle of the night.

" Y..Y/N ?"

He asks in a hopeful tone, wondering if the short man had finally found something about her whereabouts. Five finally enters his bedroom and whisper shouts.

" Yes, you idiot ! We're going to search for them ! As the police is obviously too dumb to find them themselves !"

Brahms smiles widely behind his mask and quickly grabs his doll before following Five. However, they are walking in the corridor when they spot two very distinctive orange and red head getting out by the window. The two clowns look up to see the two others. They stay still for a moment before smirking at each other knowingly. There is always a moment where crazy people just have this connection, this moment where they don't even need words to communicate.

" Ah ! Guess what ?! One of my escape plans actually works ! Just thought we would go and save Y/N, but looks like we're not the only ones. So..How about we go search for Freddy and Myers and you go find Jason and Sir Sh*tty the clown ?"

Five nods in agreement before running towards the mute's room, while the Clown Brothers run towards Freddy's room. Once all reunited, they get out by Pennywise's exit that was, in fact, a tunnel in the garden of Freddy. (Freddy being of course aware and even helping Pennywise by pretending to garden when he digs) Five, as well as all of the killers find themselves revigorated as soon as they are out, their powers coming back to them. Penny takes a step forward and starts sniffing the air for your scent. He quickly finds and turns his head towards the rest with a wicked smile.

" Let's go find them."

A few hours later :

" Come on Sam ! I don't want to work for you anymore ! I can't keep pretending that what you're doing is right !"

You yell, wishing to reason with him, even though you were already beaten bloody. But, he doesn't listen to you and only slaps you so hard that you see stars.

" Doesn't mean that you are free, Y/N ! Me and the boys will always track you down, wherever you go ! You are a part of our team. You really thought that just by moving away, you could get away from your family ?!"

You glare up at him before spatting angrily.

" You are not my family.."

However, before he could slap you again, kids' creepy laughs fill the room. Sam gnashes his teeths and looks around with nervousness. You can't help but feel a bit apprehensive yourself.

" Well hello.."

Sam almost lets out a scream when he see one of the clowns get out of the dark. He takes a step back and nearly tumbles over a grave from which, another clown appears.

" So, what was the plan, bad boy ? Were you going to hit them hit them hit them until they forgive you before finally bashing their brains out ?!"

Pennywise asks while accompanying his words with demonstrative gestures. Sam's eyes widen and he quickly gets out a gun and starts shooting in every direction. You close your eyes, wishing for him not to shoot you in the process. He almost feels relieved when he opens one eye and sees them gone. However, when he turns towards you, he sees Jason standing protectively in front of you, a bullet that was destined to you lodged in his chest.

" Not a very wise move, my friend. Should have gone for the head. Would have taken him longer to recover.."

Sam quivers in fear as he sees a third clown get out from around a corner. He then yells with tears in his eyes and snort coming out of his nose pathetically.

" Do all your friends wear f*cking clown costumes ?! Is it your new trick to get rid of me, Y/N ?!"

He doesn't see it, but from behind Jason, you smile and reply.

" You never asked what was my job, a**h*le. I am a nurse at St Louis, and looks like my patients are hungry.."

Suddenly, Sam is turned around by Freddy that gives him a nasty grin.

" You're right about that. I'm f*ching starving."

" B..Boys !"

Sam calls for his gang that his supposed to stay on watch, but then, Freddy gets out their heads. He then show them to Sam with mocking concern.

" You're looking for these fellows ? Sorry, the clowns were a little bit hungry on our way here. Thought we would grab a takeaway first."

Freddy starts laughing histerically at his own joke, which makes Sam fall to the floor, white as a sheet.

" Come on..Come to Papa !"

Sam screams so loud that it makes you wince in pain. He then starts crawling backwards, away from Freddy that is still walking forward while laughing maniacally. However, Freddy suddenly disappears and Sam is left with his heart beating a thousand times a minute. He gets up and sprints towards the exit. He opens the door and falls face to face with Michael. Michael stands in the doorway and tilts his head a bit to side while observing the shaking man.

Sam walks backwards, away from the giant. He doesn't even have any voice to scream with anymore. He is scared beyond anything and starts running the other way. He ends up in the same room as you again and sees Five, trying to untie you. He smirks, thinking to have finally found an escape..He takes Five and puts the head of his gun against his head.

" Stay back or I'll kill the kid !"

The group stops abruptly and Sam smiles widely, thinking he won. But then, Five glares up as him and stomps on his foot with such force that Sam screams in pain again.

" Who are you calling "the kid", idiot ?"

Five gets out of his grip and all of the slashers surround him. Suddenly, Michael and Jason raise some knives they had managed to get their hands on in the kitchen and you watch before whispering :

" They always say to watch out for the quiet ones.."

And with that, the die is cast. You can only watch with a morbid fascination as each one of the slashers seem to attack Sam with such coordination. You're impressed. They seem to work so well together. Even the clowns seem to have fun along each other, whereas normally they would be at each other's throats.

When they're finished and Sam is, indeed, very dead..They all turn their heads towards you, blood splattered all over their faces. They are waiting..For what ? You wonder. Suddenly, you stand up and they all seem to try to guess your next move. But, you don't let any emotion take a hold of you and only sigh before taking out a napkin from your pocket. You look at it for a moment before kneeling in front of Brahms and starting to get the blood out of his face gently. He seems to melt into the kind gesture and closes his eyes appreciatively.

" You can't come back to St Louis in this state..It would not be good for you or for me. You need to take a bath. If you want to escape, I won't stop you. Not that I have the power to anyway.."

Of all the reactions you could have had, this one was the least the slashers had expected. They had expected fear, screams..even disgust. But here you were, washing their faces as if they hadn't just killed someone in front of you. Before anyone could stop him, Penny jumps on you and licks your face happily while you start laughing at his impulsive gesture. However, Pennywise appears behind him and drags him away from you by the collar.

" Jeez kid ! You're happy ! We get it ! That doesn't mean you have to drool all over them !"

Suddenly, Jason, Brahms and Michael look at each other in silent agreement before using their massive size to wrap their arms around all of you.

" Hey ! I never agreed to this hugging bullsh*t !"

Freddy yells in disapproval while trying to wiggle his way out. To everyone's surprise, it's Pennywise that answers him.

" Oh, stop complaining, you old dog ! You're enjoying this as much as the rest of us !"

You can hear Freddy grumbling and can imagine him crossing his arms sulkily. But, he doesn't try to deny. You bite you lip in order not to laugh. No matter how much you should hate/be scared/horrified by what they had done, you couldn't bring yourself to do so.

" Let's go home.."

They all nod in agreement and the three mutes free you. You all start walking towards St Louis. Who knows ? Maybe you are crazy too..

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[strawberrystar7]

This has to stop!

This is a warning. I might be cursing throughout this post.

Honestly I hate people like that. They are just like the people who call Kagami "Cacagami". That is immature, insulting and it's such a d*ck move.

Yes, Marinette used to have stalker-like tendencies but seriously this girl changed. She isn't like that anymore. It's not as bad as it used to be anymore. Like she's literally trying to move on. And she isn't even a general stalker. Like seriously. She wasn't like that with Luka. Only with Adrien. And I know that doesn't make it better but seriously she is trying to change for the better. She's trying to move on. Don't call her that. Seriously just give her a break.

Ugh this is making me so mad right now. Seriously stop this. It's annoying. It's childish. It's mean. It's immature. It's insulting to every girl named Marinette or Kagami.

I can't help but to think people who write that are immature 10 year old imbeciles. (Not saying that all 10 year olds are like that.)

I wonder how they would feel like if someone did this to them. I bet it wouldn't feel good. Why are people like this and why do I keep finding people like that.

And not just Stalkernette and Cacagami. Lie-la is just as bad... Stop with this bullsh*t.

Seriously stop this sh*t. It's insulting towards anyone with those Names.

I bet it isn't just Marinette, Kagami and Lila who are being insulted. I bet other characters also get insulted like that but I haven't seen it yet.

If you don't like them okay but:

And I know I've said it like a million times but seriously Stop it! Stop calling them that!

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[entrepy]

#maavel is an independent & private MULTIMUSE ROLEPLAY BLOG , containing canon and original characters from the marvel universe/s ( earth 616  &  199999 inconclusive )   as told by c, she / her, 25 +, gmt + 11 .

QUICK LINKS :     carrd.    /    prompts. ( always open   &   accepting )    /   mobile muse list  &  rules under the cut . . .

PRIMARY MUSES:

orron ( fandomless, marvel affiliations present )

rebecca barnes ( headcanon based )

sam wilson ( mcu based, 616 influences )

thomas raymond ( 616 based, mcu verse available )

thor odinson ( mcu based, heavy emh influences, mild 616 influences )

SECONDARY MUSES:

isha bansal ( fandomless, marvel affiliations present )

henrietta bouquin ( fandomless, marvel affiliations present )

TEST MUSES

daisy johnson ( aos based, 616 influences )

karla sofen ( 616 based, mcu verse available )

margaret carter ( mcu origins, what-if influences, headcanon based )

robbie reyes ( aos based ) 

will daniels ( aos based )

lance hunter ( aos based )

INTRODUCTION: this is an independent & semi - private multimuse rp blog for characters from marvel’s comic and cinematic universes. please let me know which muse you wish to interact with as i will not assume. written by c, she/her, 25+. blog is 18+ only.

SELECTIVITY: i only follow / follow back people i intend to write with. i reserve the right to unfollow / soft block / hard block if at any point i no longer see myself interacting with you. i will usually assess whether our muses have a basis for interaction and whether our writing styles mesh before following. i will only write with fellow 21+  years old writers. i discourage anyone under the age of 18 to follow this blog at all. i use this platform to write only, and to make friends if the opportunity presents itself.

INTERACTION: i frequently post memes / prompts which are a wonderful ( and preferred ) method of breaking the ice. i also occasionally post starter calls but they are few and far in between so you’re better off hunting the prompts tag and sending something in as these are always open and available. likewise, if the option is available to me, i will send in a meme / prompt as a way to initiate interaction. feel free to continue any memes / prompts that i fill out for you ( in fact, i highly encourage it and try to answer most memes with a segue for you to continue if you so wish, no pressure ! )

ACTIVITY: so i’ll get the cons out of the way first : i am very very very slow, i usually don't get past more than like 3 notes on a thread, and i extrapolate the hell out of each line you give me meaning i can pull 3 paragraphs out of your muse breathing at mine. however, i’d like to think the pros of writing with me are : love big plots and overarching verses, so even if our threads don’t continue forever, our muses can still grow and develop with each other and i’m always up for talking ooc, and always accepting new stuff whether that’s new verses or picking up at a different time point / location in existing verses.

THE BULLSH*T: i know there are some persisting people & culture issues in the tumblr rpc and i just do not get involved in any of it. my opinions stay with me and my nearest and dearest, and i use the block / unfollow buttons liberally. i trust my gut instinct when it comes to people because it hasn’t failed me before and the screen is more transparent than you’d like to believe.

#pinned post #ooc. #updated 08 july 22

[rockislandadultreads]

New in 2021: Witchy Picks

Everyone Knows Your Mother Is a Witch by Rivka Galchen

The story begins in 1618, in the German duchy of Württemberg. Plague is spreading. The Thirty Years' War has begun, and fear and suspicion are in the air throughout the Holy Roman Empire. In the small town of Leonberg, Katharina Kepler is accused of being a witch. Katharina is an illiterate widow, known by her neighbors for her herbal remedies and the success of her children, including her eldest, Johannes, who is the Imperial Mathematician and renowned author of the laws of planetary motion. It's enough to make anyone jealous, and Katharina has done herself no favors by being out and about and in everyone's business. So when the deranged and insipid Ursula Reinbold (or as Katharina calls her, the Werewolf) accuses Katharina of offering her a bitter, witchy drink that has made her ill, Katharina is in trouble. Her scientist son must turn his attention from the music of the spheres to the job of defending his mother. Facing the threat of financial ruin, torture, and even execution, Katharina tells her side of the story to her friend and next-door neighbor Simon, a reclusive widower imperiled by his own secrets. Drawing on real historical documents but infused with the intensity of imagination, sly humor, and intellectual fire for which Rivka Galchen is known, Everyone Knows Your Mother Is a Witch will both provoke and entertain. The story of how a community becomes implicated in collective aggression and hysterical fear is a tale for our time. Galchen's bold new novel touchingly illuminates a society and a family undone by superstition, the state, and the mortal convulsions of history.

Synchronized Sorcery by Juliet Blackwell

As witch and vintage store owner Lily Ivory steps into her new role as leader of the Bay Area's magical community, she's faced with a mysterious death of magical proportions... Strange things are happening in Lily Ivory's San Francisco. First, she finds a vintage mermaid costume which dates from the 1939 San Francisco's Treasure Island World's Fair - and which gives off distinctly peculiar vibrations. Next, she stumbles upon a dead man in the office of her predecessor, and as the community's new leader, she feels compelled to track down the culprit. Just when Lily thinks things can't get any stranger, a man appears claiming to be her half-brother, spouting ideas about the mystical prophecy involving San Francisco and their family... When the dead man is linked to the mysterious mermaid costume, and then yet another victim is found on Treasure Island, Lily uncovers ties between the long-ago World's fair and the current murders, and begins to wonder whether the killer might be hiding in plain sight. But unless Lily can figure everything out in time, there may be yet another body floating in San Francisco Bay.

Witchcraft Therapy: Your Guide to Banishing Bullsh*t and Invoking Your Inner Power by Mandi Em

Discover magical solutions to cope with whatever life throws your way in this fun self-help guide to invoking your inner power. Self-help is hard (and therapy is expensive!), but magic makes it easier than ever. In Witchcraft Therapy, you will learn how to use the mystical powers of intention, mindful manifestation, divination, and righteous indignation to cope with whatever life throws your way. Author and witchy wellness guru Mandi Em offers advice in her own unique brand of positivity providing spells, rituals, and more that you can do right at home. Complete with wisdom like “Remember that ‘f*ck off’ is a banishing spell,” Witchcraft Therapy will have you feeling more empowered and liberated than ever.

White Magic by Elissa Washuta

Throughout her life, Elissa Washuta has been surrounded by cheap facsimiles of Native spiritual tools and occult trends, “starter witch kits” of sage, rose quartz, and tarot cards packaged together in paper and plastic. Following a decade of abuse, addiction, PTSD, and heavy-duty drug treatment for a misdiagnosis of bipolar disorder, she felt drawn to the real spirits and powers her dispossessed and discarded ancestors knew, while she undertook necessary work to find love and meaning. In this collection of intertwined essays, she writes about land, heartbreak, and colonization, about life without the escape hatch of intoxication, and about how she became a powerful witch. She interlaces stories from her forebears with cultural artifacts from her own life—Twin Peaks, the Oregon Trail II video game, a Claymation Satan, a YouTube video of Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham—to explore questions of cultural inheritance and the particular danger, as a Native woman, of relaxing into romantic love under colonial rule.

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[01solarsmiles]

01solarsmiles’ kitchen nightmares: [day off]

a/n: it’s like a commercial break. easy on the eyes and quick for me to bullsh*t my way through.

warnings: suggestive at the end. 

w/c: <0.7k

tag list; @stayinzencity @floraljae @thoreeo <3

You finally get home, after a long shift at work and a an even more tiring week of work, and throw yourself onto your sofa, throwing caution to the wind as you somehow fling your bra across the room without hooking your fingers properly at the clasp.

Face first in a pile of pillows, you breathe out a groan, praying not to have to deal with customers for the next 42 hours.

Your feet are barely alive, throbbing from walking around all day. Briefly, you think about staying here in this position but decide against it when you remember you have things to be doing -- like sleeping for the next twelve hours before anyone would be successful at stirring you. Besides, your bed was far more comfortable than the sofa, no matter how much your limbs screamed at you, begging to rest for a few minutes longer.

“Just a few more minutes,” you whisper to the dark, not having bothered turning the lights on, “I’ll shower and then go to bed. I have to.”

Your eyes remained closed while you felt your way around your nightly shower routine. Afterwards, you hesitated at putting on an oversized shirt, thinking that it would be easier to go without, but decided against going nude for the sake of not getting a cold in your sleep as your hair dried.

Returning to your bed, you notice that your phone screen was lit-up, a notification from the work WhatsApp group chat. Sungchan was complaining (on main!) about his job title.

“For heaven’s sake,” you mutter, wondering why he couldn’t have double checked the job being advertised or even saying something at his interview when he first joined.

Without thinking twice, you tap out a response.

you bro why are you incapable of clearing some dishes like fr it’s not that deep

fullsun fr fr yn always spitting straight fax this why we love yn

taeyongie (manager) sungchan, we have discussed this. like when you first joined -- and it wasn’t a problem then so i’m not following as to why it would be now?

jofam he didn’t read his job description,, can’t have someone who doesn’t do the bare minimum on jcc… tune in next week for model mcshizzle or classroom stuff; ion remember

you well i thought we were all capable human beings here

“chef” doyoung :| i’m on jcc next stop telling every to leak my newds on twt

kun (half manager) this is why i only deal with like two of you on a daily basis

chef yuta i can’t order food and i have qualifications so why do you think sungchan was gonna read his job description bahaha

sungchan how do i 

sungchan delete myself

sungchan from this gc

At this, you giggle. It’s been a long day for everyone and despite your initial thoughts of this conversation going in the complete opposite direction, you were pleasantly surprised.

Sometimes the people you worked with were the sole reason you paid any attention to what was going on around you. Days have been wishy-washy recently, you head all over the pace but finally somewhere much better than it had been in months. 

Next steps: get your gp to spell your name correct when they text you about appointments.

Tonight, you know you’ll lay, thinking about the deliverboob guy that shouted at you for telling you his number would be ready in ten minutes after he had waited the first ten minutes you had told him, knowing that he was probably going to be mad but also just telling him what you were told by the managers dealing with takeaway, and you think, Yeah. Tomorrow will be just about the same.

At least Jaehyun was a good flirt in and outside of work.

You quickly take a snap that you deem teasing enough to grab his attention but innocent enough to pretend you didn’t know what you were doing and caption it with something suggestive. 

You got the fastest response you’d had in a long time from that man.

He’ll be over in ten, he says. You know he lives a twenty minute electric scooter ride away but don’t question it.

Which reminds you, Yuta didn’t prepare the meat like he said he would for marinating overnight.

Sighing, you sit up and change into a night shirt, knowing you'll be sewing the buttons back on tomorrow morning before work, “At least someone’s meat is getting marinted tonight.”

copyright © 2021, 01solarsmiles on tumblr. please do not repost or translate.

taeyongie (manager) need you at work tomorrow. soz you can have the day after off :D

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[wenellyb]

What I'm wondering too is why Bucky didn't say :"you broke the law because of me" but I guess the writers thought "for me" would be more impactful... or would make a better sentence for TV. — “for me” is a bit more dramatic and Bucky is super dramatic for sure. He even emphasized that part when he said it lol. But also I think he really is viewing it as something that was done FOR him. He’s being a little self-centered like he is for a lot of the beginning of the show. He mostly acts like a petulant child for four episodes (I think it makes sense based on what on what’s happened to him and his point in the healing process and I kinda loved seeing him presented so unpleasantly on screen so this is not an attack on the character. I love the comics and in them Bucky’s behavior after Steve dies is a little wild and I was happy to see some of that shown in some fashion… long tangent sorry!!) Anyway I think he sees Sam who has never been anything but good to him, even in the times they’re fighting Bucky clearly likes him and is more comfortable with him than anyone else. So saying “for him” is maybe indulging his sense of drama, maybe trying to be a little manipulative to get Sam to say yes, but I think mostly it’s just that that’s exactly how he views the civil war stuff - Sam was there in Romania to help save Bucky and he got arrested. Sam got arrested at the airport after telling steve and Bucky to leave. The rest of team cap was called in with the info that they were going to fight other evil supersoldiers but not Sam, he was already there. Because of his morals and beliefs and because of Steve, of course, but I think it absolutely makes sense for Bucky to take this personally, start to build an intense loyalty, and say things like “you broke the law for me”

Hi Anon!

You got Bucky figured out and you're sure telling him off...

Bucky IS a drama king... we have seen as much in the show. Jumping off the plane without a parachute, waiting for the most dramatic moment to come in town with the suit.

You're right about him being a little bit self-centered, I'm a little bit like that as well... I'm the main character in my own movie so everything that happens in my life, even stuff that happens to other people, is obviously related to me in my mind.... So I do understand what you mean that he might really be convinced Sam did it for him.. And Sam humors Bucky because he knows Bucky.

Also one point you mentionned I had never thought about but Bucky IS a little manipulative with Sam! I had never thought about it but he is sometimes:

1. He tricked Sam into accepting to work with Zemo, by freeing zemo before even asking Sam about it, it was too late to go back anyway, Zemo was already free when Bucky "asked".

2. He tricked Sam into letting him stay the night by not booking the hotel first, so he didn't have a plan B, and then inviting himself over hahaha

I say "manipulative" in the less strong meaning not in the evil way, but still Bucky knows exactly what to do when he wants to get something from Sam...

Sam sees right through Bucky's bullsh*t but still ends up saying yes.

I really like your explanation, it's very interesting and also fits what we have seen in the show.

#sambucky #sam wilson #bucky barnes #anon asks