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arminreindl · 7 months
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Croc colours and patterns
Somewhat inspired by a recent post by Joschua Knüppe, I feel like it's a good thing to remind people just how diverse colours and patterns in modern crocodilians are. When I see people make art, it often seems to stick to grey or yellowish-brown tones, which is of course not incorrect. But theres a lot of, imo, underappreciated variety still. It's also worth noting beforehand that patterns are most striking in younger individuals and naturally become more muddy the older and larger an animal becomes. But as you will see, even some decently large and old animals may maintain a striking appearance.
Take this alligator for example. Gators tend to be on the darker side, dark greys to black, sometimes countershaded and sometimes pretty consistent. Some individuals, like this one photographed by Gar Luc, still retain clearly visible stripe patterns from when they are younger.
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Or take one of my favourite species, the Cuban Crocodile, which can appear almost bright yellow with a dense pattern of leopard spots. Of course like with the gator you can find individuals that are much more drab, with washed out colours, but individuals with clearly defined patterns still exist.
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Then there's gharials of course. They can range quite a bit in colouration. They can be brown, especially younger ones and females and I've seen males range in colour from a drab grey to almost a light blue or even something that could be described as metalic black.
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Black Caimans are also pretty interesting in my opinion and pretty easy to tell apart from other species once you pay attention to their colour. They are primarily a deep dark black of course, but what sets them apart from spectacled and other caimans is that very fine pattern of thin white stripes across the flanks that creates this beautiful contrast. They can also have patches of brown like the one on the right.
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Orinocos also vary a great deal. Tho I know less about them than I wish I did, I know that individuals can range from drab brownish greys to yellow to somewhat earthy browns that almost range into reds.
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The next ones a bit of an outlier. There are specific cave dwelling dwarf crocodile populations in western Africa with striking orange colouration. Tho this one is not exactly natural pigmentation to my knowledge and instead the result of the chemicals present in the water they inhabit, brought there by bat guano. Still very pretty animals.
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And then there's Paleosuchus, the dwarf caiman which contains two species. Again highly varied. The first image, which I believe is a Schneider's dwarf caiman, shows a very earthy brown. The others, which unless I'm mistaken are Cuvier's dwarf caimans, show colours ranging from dark with a rusty head, black to this still beautifully patterned individual. Of course these variations are also subject to change with age.
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While salties aren't exactly known to be the most vibrant, I'd be remissed if I didn't mention this specific one. It's kept in a zoo in Germany and has this almost bizarre colour combination of creamy white underbelly and chocolate brown top which I've never seen in another saltwater crocodile. Photos by my friends Markus Bühler from the Bestiarium blog and René Dederich
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Spectacled, Broad-snouted and Yacare caimans I'll give a quick shout out. I think most people are familiar enough with how they look like and while their colours aren't anything special, I still think one should appreciate their patterns of spots and stripes and facial markings.
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The last one I wanna highlight is the false gharial, Tomistoma, another one of my favourites. Part of the reason why being its at times beautiful reddish-brown colours.
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cz19y · 1 month
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Heyyy, I was wondering if you could pls do head canons with sae, rin, isagi, n shidou (separately) w/ a fem!s/o who is thick (big booty n pudgy stomach)? It can be either sfw or nsfw. No pressure tho, take ur time n have a good day! 💕
MY LOVELY ! [HCs]
Multiple × Thick!Fem!Reader
FT.: Sae & Rin Itoshi, Isagi Yoichi, Shidou Ryusei
∆ SFW/fluff & suggestive, mention of bad comments, hint of insecurity, mention of abandonment issues[Rin’s part], characters aged up, OOC[? prob], some of them will be quite short[sorry], first time writing thick!Reader, grammar spelling errors[?].
NOTE: I never had an ask before and I have NO experience in writing for thick!Reader, so, perdon me for bad writing (:’0
I tried to do some research/reference from other fics cuz I really don't want to get y’all uncomfortable with incorrect wording, perdon me once again. Aside from that; I was shocked when I saw that I had a surprise in my inbox[I was giggling and going crazy bc I got nervous]. I hope I got the request right ! Srry if not :0
[ Stating . . . ]
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SAE ITOSHI
Glares and glares hard when someone makes you uncomfortable.
Likes to steal you from whatever is occupying your precious attention and makes ya take his afternoon nap with him.
Pinches softly your sides — finds it soft.
His fetish can be clear as a say behind locked doors haha-
No place on this earth is better to take a nap on your tummy.
He had no idea of what to do when you first got insecure — he’s aware he lacks comforting skills and for that moment, he was desperate to learn it for the sake of his heart to see you happy again.
Keeps you away from the public's eye if you're comfortable with attention.
But if you're okay being seen in public, he's also okay.
Although, he likes keeping you to himself.
His manager is tired of him running off or ditching him to some place because he saw something that you’d like.
I feel like he'd get a little jealous when you interact with Shidou a little too much.
Keeping you away from Shidou.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ RIN ITOSHI
Takes notice of every outfit and his eyes soften every time he can admire you.
So pretty. So beautiful.
Thinks you're breathtaking and will shut down whatever makes you uncomfortable or insecure.
His words are sharp — nobody dares talk badly about you anymore if that was ever the case.
Rin craves touch if knowing him enough — watching horror movies while cuddling are the best.
Tries his best to comfort you whenever insecure.
“Don't let those lukewarm lowlifes get to you.”
If his lover worries about him going for someone better; just know that he’ll never do that.
He knows what it feels like to be abandoned — he’s somewhat emotionally mature[I think], Rin wouldn't get emotionally attached to someone just to abandon them.
“You know I’ll never abandon you, idiot.”
Reassures the best he can.
Likes kissing your gummy hands. Adores how they feel.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ISAGI YOICHI
Hypnotized when you sit.
The fat of your thighs only makes him lose the goody-shoes manner he has.
Dreams of sleeping in between your tight.
Fetish aside, finds you stunning.
Really- he worships you with stars in his eyes and kisses all over his beloved, favorite girl without being asked or hesitant.
Likes cuddling after practice or a tired day. You fill out his energy bar like no one can.
A feeling of proudness washes over him seeing you getting along with his friends.
Slur Isagi can be found outside the field if anyone talks bad about you.
begs Talks to Chigiri to give him some tips with girl stuff cuz he has no experience with it.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SHIDOU RYUSEI
Absolutely in love with you.
No matter your form — thick, chubby, fat, — he doesn't care.
Says it's even better that you have that extra fluffiness.
Can't keep his hands to himself — adores how your tummy is soft and warm.
I can picture him taking a chomp out of you.
You're not allowed to feel insecure, not under his watch 🗣️🗣️
We all know he slapped your booty [more than] once.
His whole team is tired of him talking about his girlfriend — especially Rin, he’s ready to cut out his ears and fill out the hole with concrete.
Likes your tummy rolls. Finds them adorable.
You two can go nonstop about anything and everything half asleep while his hand caresses your sides.
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wwinterwitch · 2 years
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the giver and the taker
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summary: one of your lovers is a complete giver, the other is a huge taker
pairing: fem!reader x steven grant, fem!reader x marc spector
word count: 4k
warnings: SMUT (MINORS DNI), polyamourus established relationship, kinda sub!steven and dom!marc, dirty talk fingering, oral sex (f and m receiving), various kinks (hair pulling, praise, spanking), penetrative sex, gentle then rough sex, unprotected sex, multiple orgasms.
note: I don't have DID so please let me know about any harmful/incorrect/inaccurate stereotypes you see. This fic does contain a brief reference about marc being able to see what steven does tho.
read part two here(!)
a reblog and/or comment is always appreciated!
You are somewhat of a workaholic. Even on the weekends, you would be on your computer finishing reports and starting assignments that were supposed to be next week's job. Despite being a very good trait to be responsible, you took it to an extreme.
One night, your boyfriend Steven walked up to you, putting a hand on your shoulder. "I'm going to bed, are you coming too?"
"I'll join you later, maybe. I need to finish this."
"Don't you think you've worked enough today?" he tried again.
"I'll be there in five minutes, I promise."
Steven seemed to give up, letting go of your shoulder as he walked back to your shared bedroom. "If you're not here in five, I'll come back to annoy you!" he said from the other room, making you chuckle.
"Please, don't!" you joked back, hearing no response.
After a couple of minutes passed, you kept your promise and went to your bedroom to find Steven already in bed, reading one of the many books he has laying around the apartment. You sat at the end of the bed to remove your shoes when you heard him move, leaving his book and glasses on the night table and crawling towards you.
"You look tired," he pointed out.
"That's because I am."
Steven sighed, but didn't try to argue with you about how you should maybe try to get a free day from work to actually have time to relax. He'd be lying if he said he's not concerned about the extreme pressure you put yourself under and the incredibly high standard you set when it comes to work. Not because he thinks you can't get to said standard, but because you actually can reach it, meaning you always try to push yourself even harder to an unhealthy level.
Instead of saying something, he moved your hair out of the way so he could leave tiny kisses on the exposed skin of your neck. You completely gave into him, leaning your head to the side to give him more room to kiss wherever he wanted. When you were done removing your shoes, one of your hands moved up to his hair, your fingers interlocking with his messy curls as he continued to kiss you. He gently moves the sleeve of your shirt out of the way to expose more of your skin for him.
Knowing Steven would like it, you gently pulled at his hair in an attempt to encourage him to do more than just kissing. The gesture made the effect you wanted, as he began nibbling on the skin of your neck, making you let out a sigh as you enjoyed his mouth and teeth marking you however he pleased.
"Let me make you feel good tonight," Steven muttered against your skin. "Please."
He stopped what he was doing just for a moment so he could look at you. You moved your head so your eyes could meet his and you immediately noticed how eager he was for you to accept his offer. Steven was that kind of lover. The giver. The kind of guy that would give you each and every star in the universe if you asked him to. He lived for you and you only, ready to do whatever you wanted.
In bed, he was no different. He lives to please you, and would never dare to do anything you didn't like or asked. Sex was all about making you feel good, which inevitably makes him feel good.
You replied to his proposition by leaning closer to kiss him. He allowed you to take full control of the kiss, parting his lips just enough so your tongue could enter his mouth. A soft moan left his body as you devour him, one of your hands still lightly pulling at his hair.
Steven was visibly disappointed when you pulled away from him, but disappointment soon turned into excitement when you stood up from the bed and gently pulled him back so he could lay in bed. You quickly joined him, sitting on top of him with one leg at each side of his body.
When you began taking your shirt off, he quickly sat up. "Can I?"
Of course, you weren't going to say no to that.
Your arms fell to the side and Steven immediately started taking your shirt off. He grabbed the piece of clothing by the very end of it, slowly lifting it up just enough to expose your belly. He looked up at you with puppy-like eyes as his hot tongue licked from your lower belly to the edge of where your bra started. Your back arched and your head flew backwards at the sensation of his mouth once again against your skin, kissing, licking and biting every bit that he wanted.
He finally removed your shirt and his lips moved to the newly exposed skin of your chest, leaving kisses all over the part of your tits that wasn't covered by your bra. When he noticed your hands moved to your back to remove that piece of clothing, he once again looked up at you with innocent, yet disappointed eyes.
"You said I could take your clothes off," he says, sounding almost sad that you dared to lie to him about something that apparently means so much to him.
"I'm sorry," you replied.
Steven moved his hands to your back so he could be the one removing your bra, leaving a quick kiss on your lips as he did. "Always so impatient," he jokes.
Lucky for you, he wasted no time to start kissing your tits. He would put one on his mouth, using his tongue to play with your nipple, while his hand worked on the other, gently massaging it. As he took turns with each one, he never once moved his eyes away from you. What he loved the most is watching you enjoy what he was doing to your body. To see you moan for him. It drove him insane to see what he could do to you with his touch.
At this point you could feel his erection beneath you, so you slowly began rocking your hips back and forth, the friction somehow helping to relieve how painfully unattended your pussy has been. You grind against him slowly, making him move away from your chest, letting out a low grunt that made you increase your speed just enough.
"You like that?" you asked, barely able to hold back a chuckle when you saw him frantically nodding.
"Y-yes..." he was able to say. "A lot. Very much."
Both of his hands moved to your hips to help you keep your balance as you continued to grind against him, increasing your speed. He wasn't intending to rush you or change your rhythm in any way. As for Steven is always about you feeling good, he would never dare change a thing.
The way your tits bounced with each movement of your hips was almost a hypnotizing scene for Steven to admire, and he immediately went back to what he was previously doing. Once again, his eyes focused on you as you enjoyed his mouth on your chest and his still clothed cock against your wet core.
"Fuck- Steven..."
You once again pull at his hair, this time much tighter, guiding his mouth to yours for yet another heated kiss. His hands trailed down your back giving you goosebumps on each part his fingers would travel. As you continued to kiss him, one of his hands made its way inside your joggers and panties. The moment you felt his fingers against your cunt you moaned again, this time the sound muffled almost entirely against Steven's lips.
He moves away from the kiss to be able to watch you as he moves his fingers against you in a painfully slow motion, almost forcing you to move your hips again as you silently pleaded for him to go faster. Instead, he puts his hand out of your pants.
You watch as Steven move his fingers up to his mouth, cleaning them off right in front of you. The fact that this was coming from Steven, your awkward and innocent-looking boyfriend, somehow turned you on even more. Only you were the one that could see this side of him.
"Can I taste you?" he asked, once again looking needy and desperate. "Please?"
His eyes light up in excitement when you got off of his lap to lay your back on the bed. He got on his knees in between your legs and began taking you joggers off. The only item of clothing on you were your panties, and you couldn't wait for Steven to get rid of them too.
Your back arches and a moan unexpectedly escaped your lips the moment you feel his teeth bite the skin of your inner thigh, continuing to kiss and nib all around the larger bite mark while one on his hands went up and down your other thigh, stopping dangerously close to where you needed to feel him the most.
He continued slowly worshiping your body and you swore you were going to explode any second now. Lust and desire clouding your judgment as you watched him.
"Baby," you whimper. "Just– I need you."
Steven looked up at you, doe-eyed. "Tell me what you want and it's all yours."
"Fuck– I need you to fuck me with your mouth."
Once again, he wasted no time to give you exactly what you wanted. He left one last kiss on your thigh before he licked one single strap with his tongue, savoring you still with the underwear in the middle. Just when you were about to protest, Steven removed your panties and threw them to the floor.
The sight in front him was absolute perfection. You, laying in bed with your legs open for him. He could stare at this image for hours if only he wasn't so desperate to do other things. You could see he was enjoying what he was seeing, looking almost like a hungry dog who just got offered its favorite treat. Like a thirty man in the desert who just happened to find an oasis– a true miracle. Like he just obtained the biggest reward.
There's nothing Steven loves more than eating you out. To make you cum over and over until you're a sweaty mess. To hear you scream his name. To hear how good he is and how much he pleases you with his tongue. If he were to choose, he wouldlove to stay in between your legs forever.
Holding both of your legs in place, he started to literally devour your pussy. You let out the loudest moan yet, not expecting him to immediately start at such a fast pace. He drags his mouth against you and he's greedy, and loud, and wet, and all you can do is moan as you completely lose yourself to the feeling of Steven eating you out like his life depends on it.
Steven began teasing your entrance with his tongue for a bit before continuing to lick upwards, starting to suck on your clit before repeating the cycle.
You look down at him and his face is completely buried in between your legs. The sight and the filthy sounds filling the room alone almost made you completely lose it.
Your fingers found their way back to his hair and as soon as you pulled slightly at his hair, he let out a groan that made your entire core vibrate. The reaction made you do it again, much harder now. Steven was loving the feeling of you pulling at his hair with such strength, that he focused his mouth on your clit while on of his fingers entered you without you really expecting it.
"Do you like that, love?" he asked, barely pulling away from you before continuing to suck your clit.
"Yes. Your mouth feel so good...oh, I– I'm going to cum all over your face."
You could practically feel the low grunt coming from him when he heard that. Steven loves the confirmation of your pleasure. The way your moans increase when your about to reach your orgasm, the way you'd pull his hair, to hear you say how good he is for you. He just loves to see and hear every confirmation of the pleasure he's providing you.
"Can you look at me? I want to see your face when you cum."
You did as he asked, meeting Steven's eyes already looking at you. His fingers kept fucking you while his mouth sucked at you clit, and you felt yourself closer and closer to reach your climax with each second that passed. Meanwhile, all you can do is repeat over and over how much of a good boy he is for eating you out so incredibly good.
Your muscles tighten, your vision goes blurry and all you see is white as you reach your orgasm with a loud exclamation of his name. Steven surely knew you came, but that doesn't seem to stop him from continuing his attack on your pussy. His fingers were no longer inside you, but his mouth continued to devour you with an insatiable hunger. Your body is on fire, but he gives you no time to rest before your starting to feel your second orgasm building up at the pit of your stomach.
Sure enough, it didn't take very long berofe you cum again. Hard. He was almost in a trance, watching you squirm, moan and scream out his name. You were already a sweaty and moany mess for him and he loves it.
This time he gave you a few seconds to relax, his tongue occasionally licking up your cunt to test how sensitive you still were. "You're beautiful," he compliments you, kissing one of your thighs again. Right after, he started to climb up your body. "And you taste so good," he adds just mere inches from your face.
You grabbed his face to pull him in for a kiss, savoring your own taste still lingering inside his mouth. He groans against your lips, his hands trailing down your sides to rest on your legs. Just a second after, you felt his fingers once again on your pussy. In the heat of the moment, all you could do was bite Steven's lower lip as you continued to make out.
He pulled away just enough to look at you, his thumb rubbing circles on your clit. "You want me to continue?" You nodded hoplessly before pulling him in for another kiss. Steven gladly returned the kiss, his thumb increasing its speed. "Can you cum for me again? Just one more," he pleaded in a whisper.
"Yes," you replied almost immediately.
"Yeah?" Steven insisted, once again putting his fingers inside of you, a smile appearing on his face when he saw your reaction .
"Mm-hmm," you moaned, desperately wanting him to go faster.
"Is this okay?"
You barely shake your head. "Faster."
He did as instructed, feeling proud of himself when your moans increased at the change of speed. "Like that?"
"Yes, yes– exactly like that...fuck, Steven, you're so good at this...make me feel so good."
Steven continued his rhythm in and out of you, his lips mere inches from yours. He could kiss you, but he'd hate to silence the noises coming out of you with each thrust of his fingers. Instead, he would watch every move you make underneath him, treasure every moan and whimper leaving your lips, getting goosebumps every time you would trace your fingers down his biceps and back.
Soon enough, you reached your third orgasm of the night, holding onto Steven's shoulders as you combusted with pleasure. He smiled down at you, burying his face on your neck to leave tiny kisses all over your skin.
As you were trying to catch your breath, Steven continued kissing your neck, both of his hands resting at your hips. He wouldn't dare to touch you now, allowing you a much needed rest after three orgasms. His touch and lips were gentle, incredibly sweet and loving. Very Steven. However, you could feel his grip on you suddenly tightening, his mouth hungrily attacking your neck. The sudden shift in his behaviour took you by surprise at first, but it didn't take long for you to realize the one on top of you is no longer Steven.
Marc pulled away from your neck to look at you, already aware you probably figured out if was him. You could just tell by looking into his eyes. He is nothing like Steven despite looking the same.
Steven is a devoted, honest and committed type of lover. You have never felt as loved and cherish as you do now that you're dating him. He treats you like you're a miracle that unexpectedly came into his life, still not understanding why a woman as incredible as you settled for a man like him. You are the most precious thing in his life and he does his best to remind you how happy he is to have the chance to love you every single day. It's like he lives to serve you in any way you need. Whatever it is, he's willing to give it to you.
But Marc is the complete opposite. He is a much more demanding, passionate and complicated man. He has managed to bring into your life something you and Steven lacked off: uncertainty. One day he's cuddling with you on the couch watching movies, the next you're helping him pack for yet another undercover mission to some deserted place to do whatever it is Khonshu has ordered, leaving you to wonder when will you see him again.
Marc is the thrill and excitement you can't provide for yourself. He's constantly encouraging you to push your limits and try new things, helping you to forget about the routine and be more spontaneous. Marc is fun, mysterious, exciting, always leaving you to wonder his next move. With Marc it's you the one who does the serving. Trailing after him with any new adventure he comes up with and willing to do whatever it is he wants you to do.
You were lucky enough to have found two lovers so incredibly different that complimented each other so well. Each give you something that you crave and make you fall in love with them over and over. The gentleness and roughness. The stability and the adventure. The honesty and the mystery. One lives to serve and the other to take. Balance.
Marc is staring down at you, his eyes dark and lust-filled and his hands still gripping each side of your hips, keeping you in place underneath him. "Steven had his fun with you already," he says, the tone of his voice sending shivers down your spine. "It wasn't fair I had to sit there and watch the two of you, was it?"
"No..." you muttered as a reply.
He grinned just slightly after your answer, standing up so he would be kneeling on the bed in between your legs. "There's so much I want to do to you," he confessed, shamelessly scanning your naked body.
Marc quickly removed his shirt as you admired his exposed torso, his muscle flexing exquisitely in all the right places when he leaned back down to kiss you. He completely devoured your mouth, his hips beginning to rock against yours to give himself some relief, his dick impossibly hard at this point and practically begging to get some attention. Your fingers traced down his muscular arms and firm back before one of your hands trailed down to palm his dick on top of his sweatpants. A low grunt escaped his mouth and he immediately pulled away from you.
"Naughty girl," he teased. "Did I tell you to do that?"
"No," you say out of breath, still touching him. "But I wanted to do it."
"Mmm– you want my dick in your mouth, honey?"
You nodded eagerly at his question. Marc gave you one last kiss before standing up again. You quickly got on your knees and pull his sweatpants down, revealing his painfully neglected erection. Your mouth almost watered at the sight in front of you, not wanting to wait any more seconds to put his dick inside your mouth.
Your head leaned close enough as you looked up at him, your tongue tracing a single strap across the length of his dick, watching as Marc closed his eyes at the sensation of it, letting all the air leave his lungs as he muttered a barely audible, "Fuck."
Encouraged by that reaction, you grabbed his dick with one of your hands and put it inside your mouth, trying your best to cover as much of it as you possibly could every time it went in and out of your mouth. Soon enough you found a comfortable rhythm, helping yourself with your hand to cover the part of him that couldn't fit inside your mouth.
The sounds leaving Marc's mouth were absolute heaven. His brows were slightly frowned as he stared down to watch as you suck him off, his muscles flexed, a hand tightly gripping your hair so it wouldn't get in the way, and his hips thrusting along with your movements as he completely lost himself in pleasure.
"You surely know what to do with that mouth of yours, huh?" he asks, knowing very well you wouldn't be able to reply. "Yeah, you're doing so good, baby."
The compliments only encouraged you to go faster, making Marc let out a louder grunt at the change of speed, gripping your hair even tighter as his hips also thrust harder and faster. He quite literally begin fucking your mouth, making your eyes tear up at the speed and intensity of it all. Of course you wouldn't mind that detail, absolutely adoring to have him in and out of you and hear him enjoy every second of it.
"Holy fuck– if we keep it up like that I won't last long," Marc says, completely out of breath. "Turn around," he instructed shortly after, pulling himself out of you and using his thumb to clean the drool off your chin.
You did as told, putting yourself on all four as you waited for him to take his sweatpants off and throw them to the floor. As you turned to look at him, you saw Marc lick the palm of his hand and press it against your pussy, grinning when he realized how wet you already were before he even touched you. His grin only grew wider when he slapped one of your ass cheeks, hearing you whimper right after.
He grabbed both of your hips and he thrusts inside you without a warning, his entire length filling you up and making you let out a loud moan at the sensation. He immediately begin fucking you mercilessly, carelessly, intensely. His body slamming against you loud and hard, the two of you a moaning and sweaty mess as Marc continued to thrust in and out of you like his entire life depended on it.
At the speed he was going you knew you wouldn't last very long, feeling your orgasm building up at the pit of your stomach. Marc's grunts, the sound of your bodies, the grip on your hips that would definitely leave a mark, the sensation of him filling you up so incredibly good and the fact that he just slapped your ass again was too much for you to bare. You were completely lost in pleasure, enjoying every second of Marc roughly fucking you. Finally, you reached your fourth orgasm with a loud scream of Marc's name. He reached his own orgasm just seconds later, and you could feel him filling you up with his release.
You practically collapsed on the bed, exhausted, trying to catch your breath. As you rolled to lay on your back, you saw Marc moving so he could be laying next to you. He took your hair out of your face, leaving a quick and gentle kiss on your shoulder.
"You're okay?" he asks softly before leaving yet another kiss on your shoulder, looking up at you through his lashes.
"I'm great," you muttered, clearly referring to the four orgasms you just had, making Marc chuckle.
"Good," he replied. "Seems like that's the only way to keep you away from your work."
"I mean, if that's what I get for working too much...you'll end up doing the opposite."
Marc rolled his eyes at you, pulling you closer to his body as he did. You immediately accepted his embrace, resting your heard on his bare chest as he wrapped an arm around you. Neither of you said anything else, and so you started to fall asleep faintly hearing Marc's heartbeat and the sensation of him inhaling and exhaling, accompanied by his fingers tracing patterns along your arm.
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starbylers · 2 months
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https://x.com/bettyslilis/status/1749613333945242042?s=46&t=MwsUbGvstMqjWMh43wpCnQ
this looks so accurate tho
Uh yeah it’s not 😭 one way you can tell this is in the beginning Mike is clearly inferring/repeating a question back to El not making a statement and their guess of what he said is very much not a question so their starting point is completely off base.
And some bits are just flat out wrong and I could figure that out easily by watching his mouth. He 100% doesn’t say ‘my point is’, ‘return to the local village’, or ‘not the three waterfalls but the rest’. Which is how you can tell that even though other parts kinda seem like they might fit, they are most likely incorrect aswell. You take out a few pieces and the foundation kind of just crumbles. Except for a few words like ‘too much’ and ‘happened’ which I also saw, and don’t prove anything.
I think that person just decided on a narrative (Mike using DnD metaphor to help El…because that’s def a Mlvn thing not a Byler thing lol) and then worked around to fit it. I spent two days straight trying to figure it out and remain unbiased, in fact I still am, and the only thing I’ve managed to gain somewhat certainty on is the opening line. I promise they did not crack the whole thing this fast especially with that many mistakes lol.
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squuote · 9 months
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We know so very little about Mariella, but I think her existence as an entity similar enough to Stanley to be narrated in the same structure is very interesting. A lot of people take a lot of liberties with her when they include her in fanfics/other fanworks, often making her somewhat of a straightman, a force of sensibility and stability (and often emotional intelligence)-- which is great!! I love seeing people have fun with her, and it's often good to have foils to Utter Disaster characterizations of Stanley and Narrator-- but personally I see her as... well, as more of a parallel to Stanley, especially with both of them occupying a "protagonist"/"office worker" role when seen.
TSP/TSPUD is constantly operating on at least five levels of meta simultaneously, so it's hard to discern exactly how reliable any information is, or what level of meta it should be read on. Mariella's described presence is her witnessing the destruction of Stanley in "the real world" and simply being glad that it isn't her before moving on. I think this actually speaks to a distinct LACK of emotional intelligence, or at least self-awareness, perhaps to outright denial/willful ignorance-- within the narrative put forth by the Narrator, Mariella appears to be self-conscious, perhaps even defensive, her first instinct self-protective and self-assuring-- "that isn't me. I'm sane. How fortunate that I am sane. How fortunate that isn't me." The irony of Mariella is, of course, that she is ALSO simply a vessel narrated and controlled by the Narrator, not in the real world but within a story, exactly as Stanley is/was (in this narrative put forth by the Narrator) before he apparently 'realized the inconsistencies of his reality' and spontaneously died.
The interesting contrast to THAT is then that Mariella is outside the control of the player, so she ISNT identical to Stanley, and whether she is within the influence of the Mind Control Facility or not within the Narrative is not entirely clear. She is a character, she is framed like a protagonist by the Narrator, but she is outside the player's reach, and largely outside the visible narrative. Does she have her own player? Does she exist in her own form, or like Stanley (at least Stanley per the Real Person Ending) is she reliant on being puppeted to make choices, somewhere beyond the player's perception? How real is she?
Personally, I think Mariella is a very similar presence to Stanley, but without the influence of a Player/the repetition of the Parable, she has shut out the hints of her nature to survive. She is a foil to Stanley (Stanley-the-Narrator's-character, anyway) because Stanley recognizes his reality and is destroyed by it, and Mariella sees that conclusion and refuses to reckon with her reality honestly.
Conceptualizing her outside of the Parable-as-Game metanarrative, I think of her as someone who was Weird growing up, who was made to feel small and stupid and Incorrect for that weirdness, and learned to self-protect by strongly and determinedly identifying as Just Perfectly Normal, obedient to social norms and a careful expert at navigating her position and role. Someone who learned to be bland, to laugh at people failing to fit in in order to fit in herself, to turn her face from their suffering because she was Normal, she WAS. She is normal, and everyone knows that Weird people get made fun of, because they're Weird. She hasn't grown past that and she fights questioning things around her because she is petrified of being Weird and outcast again. I think as a character she deserves internal torment too (/affectionate) and the opportunity to grow from shitty coping mechanisms, instead of always being the Perfectly Balanced Background Supportive Lesbian. (She IS a lesbian tho. To be clear.) Yes this is a HIGHLY autistic reading of Mariella but that's because I am too autistic to perceive a character as neurotypical.
Ideal fanwork narrative, for me, is her reluctantly befriending Stanley (and/or Timekeeper/Employee 432) where they all work at the Office Where Nothing is Wrong I Promise-- reluctant because she knows they're Weird but befriending because they are genuinely nice to her and despite her best efforts she isn't actually friends with/fully accepted by/comfortable with people who ARENT a little Weird-- and starting out a little shitty and judgemental and then slowly growing out of that and coming to recognize that it's Okay To Be Weird and that she is, and she's been hurting others and herself trying to suppress it for approval she has never and will never truly get. Partially brought about because there is Definitely Something Wrong In This Office and she has to embrace seeming crazy, defiant, and bizarre in order to solve the mystery with Stanley/TK and break free of the office's trap.
*waves hand* obviously that narrative concept also involves a lot of other characters growing too, and is based on how I perceive them, but you were asking about Mariella.
ANON I NEED TO THANK YOU PERSONALLY FOR THIS ASK I have literally been rotating it in my mind since you sent it holy fuck. Everything about this has given me an entire new outlook on how I perceive Mariella and I mean that so genuinely. I love the concept of Mariella forcing away the possible reality of being another vessel for the Narrator to project stories onto. Her need for herself to be normal, for her to be in control in such a contrasting and different way than how Stanley wishes to be in control.
Stanley fully knowing that he has no control over himself vs Mariella who insists that she has control, that she knows what is and isn't real. IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD ANON. SO, SO GOOD. I literally am framing this on my wall, I fucking love this so goddamn much
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yandere-fics · 4 months
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How would your OCs from The City react to their darling acting jealous/possessive of them?
(Rudie is excluded because what are you jealous of? A corpse? Also so sorry to whoever requested this but I got a bit nsfw on Sawyer's because I couldn't help it.)
♡ How They React To Their Darling Getting Jealous ♡
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♡ Miriel is unlikely to notice that your jealous, while she is delusional and will think of everything as a sign of your love for her, she would likely just think you dislike the person in question mostly because she doesn't understand why you would get jealous in the first place since her devotion to you and only you is pretty clear. Plus she doesn't really notice people taking an interest in her since in her mind people are mostly only interested in their mates so why would anyone besides her mate be interested in her. This logic doesn't apply when it comes to people being close to you but she's ditzy like that. ♡
♡ Really it's hardly a surprise when people try to flirt with her at the office without knowing she has a mate, mostly because she's incredibly cold and untalkative at work since she only came to this stupid job so she could stay in the city and find her soulmate so most people in the office no very little about her except for her being a very beautiful elf. Luckily for you however, Miriel is a very uhm... submissive elf and you can use that to your advantage to get people to fuck off. ♡
"B-babe, n-not that I don't a-appreciate this but don't you think this is a bit m-much? I-I can't handle much more~" She whined pathetically as you sat on her lap and left hickies all over her neck. You knew she wouldn't try to cover them up and while you felt too embarrassed to publicly confront those who were flirting with her, this would likely be enough to deter most of them. Plus Miriel looked cute when she was on the verge of tears like this.
"I'm almost done, I have to make sure no one else thinks they can have you." You grumble and you could swear that Miriel almost came on the spot hearing you be jealous like this. If only they knew how weak Miriel was for you, then the flirting would only get worse, luckily this sight was only for your eyes.
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♡ Kassien seems like the type to enjoy your jealousy which is incorrect for the most part. She has no desire to cause a misunderstanding between her and her mate and while she can be mean, she's always very direct with everything, even carefully explaining why she is acting the way that she does. She would most likely have to hurt or even kill whoever was causing you to feel jealous because she just can't have them creating a rift in her relationship. She does somewhat enjoy knowing you care about her enough to feel jealous but as someone who is naturally extremely jealous, more so than any of the other city yans, she knows how bad the jealously feels and she would hope that you'd also do anything to put an end to her having to feel jealous though obviously she doesn't expect you to kill people. ♡
♡ Kassien just wants the misunderstanding to resolve quickly and she'll even let you see how badly she butchered the person in question so you can fully be aware of how loyal she is to only you. Now please show her that same loyalty back and never speak to anyone again since now you know how bad it feels, okay? She might have to punish you if you won't put her mind at ease. ♡
Honestly what were you thinking being jealous when your girlfriend was already itching for a chance to kill anyone and now she had the perfect excuse. You couldn't really bring yourself to feel bad for the person though considering they had made the conscious choice to flirt with a demon who was clearly mated. Kassien made it clear in every conversation she ever had that she was devoted solely to you and would not stand for anything less from you as well.
This certainly did set a scary precedent for your relationship though since now she knew you cared and she'd expect much more from you in the future. At first she thought you were sweet and needed to be protected from seeing her violent acts but now she can see that you're just as jealous as her, isn't that right sweetness? So you should have no qualms about her eliminating every single problem standing in your way, why you'd probably even thank her once she showed you everything she's done for you both. She just doesn't understand why you aren't thrilled to see the head of the person who flirted with her.
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♡ She is delighted, you've made her more happy than she ever thought was capable of feeling in her immortality. Her reason to live truly does surprise her with new joy every day and even if you were to never show her affection again for your eternity together, she would likely be able to have all the joy she needs purely off of remembering how you punched the person who tried to flirt with her. She was planning on getting rid of them anyways because they disturbed your date but she supposed she could let them live, mostly just because she forgot to remember their face since she was too entranced by your face at the time. ♡
♡ Or not, there are always security cameras so she could look through them later and remove the person but she'd also like to keep the footage of you punching that person because how could she not want to rewatch it over and over and over again. In the process she remembers that she has to kill the guy but that can be done once she's not basking in the glory of your jealousy. ♡
It happened too quickly for her to properly realize what was going on. Of course had she realized she would have turned the guy down but before she could even process what the guy had said to her, you'd flung out of your seat and hit him square in the jaw. You tossed some money on the table quickly, though normally she would have liked to pay she didn't argue with you, and grabbed her hand to leave the restaurant at once. It wasn't an uncommon sight in the city but what was uncommon was seeing it happen when you both were humans and not supernaturals, still no one bothered to say anything.
"Come on, Nora, we're leaving." She felt like her soul would finally leave her body when you dragged her along so roughly. All her hard work in being your perfect girlfriend had come to this. She didn't know what she'd done to get things to be this perfect but whatever it was she would need to keep it up.
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♡ Sawyer doesn't get you being jealous. You're literally the only one who could ever hope to be close to her. No one but you even actually knows her name, only her mate is capable of remembering what her name is so what's making you so fussy? Yes she is kind of degrading you and your feelings a bit for this and while on one hand she gets that this means you must really love her, on the other hand there are just better ways to express your love for her than this. This makes no sense. At least that's what she thought until you started to throw yourself onto her any time anyone entered her office. Twirling her tie in your hand and pulling her in for a kiss if anyone even came to bring paperwork. ♡
♡ No one at work is bold enough to flirt with her but that doesn't mean people aren't eying her up meaning if you want people to stop thinking about her like some kind of candy, you'd have to let them know how into you she is. Maybe you're embarrassing her a little bit but she really could care less when she's this close to heat and her sweet mate is practically begging for it. ♡
You should have chosen a better place for this but then again you were the one who came onto her and what better way to make sure people were aware she was off limits then to have people walk in on you two actively fucking. No one would be able to look her in the eye again, much less look at her at all if they knew how she had you bent over her desk, desperate to knot you, to sink her teeth into your throat, gods anything, it's your fault that her heat started while you were both at work.
"Beloved, hnnngh, fuck take it." The door opened and slammed so quick that you thought you hallucinated it and you would have smirked if she hadn't chosen that exact moment to pop her knot inside with a growl, her nails digging into the meat of your hips.
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yan-nyanyan · 2 years
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Genshin boys: stupid texting habits
starring: diluc, kazuha, scaramouche, venti, childe, zhongli, xiao, chongyun, itto, kaeya
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diluc
okay but like, we already know. proper punctuation, perfect spelling, absolutely no errors and literally puts paragraphs in his texts if sending a particularly long message.
writes his messages like it’s a fucking letter;
“Dear <name>,”
LITERALLY ANNOYING BC HE FIXES YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR TOO.
you’ll send a message n he’ll be like “**you’re** not your.”
USES GIFS LMAOOOOoooo
kazuha
100% incoherent typer
what i mean by this is, he’ll probably type random shit and even auto correct cant fix it so it just looks like a random jumble of letters
… he expects you to understand what he wrote
he also probably sexts a lot if you’re dating but like, in a really cheesy way that just doesn’t make anything wet
…. probably RP writes **snuggles into you**
scaramouche
constantly sends old, irrelevant memes.
…gets upset if you call him out on it
expects your messages to be somewhat grammar coherent and you can’t use lingo or acronyms bc man literally has no idea what any of that means
if you’re on discord, he won’t edit his text if he spells something wrong or wants to clarify something
(adding on).. instead he’ll just continuously write under it with asterisks to either spell the word correctly or reword what he wanted to say 😒
venti
not really “stupid” but he NEVER uses emojis.
uses “:D” or “>:(“ or the japanese keyboard emotes and it gets SO frustrating sometimes bc he uses it TOO much.
the only emoji he uses is “🥺”
unironically uses uwu and owo
literally spams “!!!!” like he’ll die if he doesn’t use an exclamation mark every other word
never uses full stops and uses “,,,,” instead of starting a new sentence
childe
unironically uses “🥺” and “🙊” “🙈” “😼” (+ other cat emoji face) bc he thinks they make him look cute
spams you with memes that you regretfully laugh at
(If on discord) LITERALLY DOESNR GIVE A SHIT AND PINGS YOU WHENEVER HE WANTS
(+ bonus!) he’s actually fun to talk to sometimes tho bc he’s always on top of the current lingo and memes (🎳), also always knows how to keep a text convo going so ur never in the awkward silent texting position
zhongli
nah so like.. this man DOESNT text.
why?? bc he found out about the voice message feature 🙃
literally sends you rows of voice messages at max time instead of texting u and it gets so annoying
sends the most cringiest old man gifs as a reaction reply to your messages. whether it’s a kitten being cute, a clip of a talk show host nodding or whatever, it’s literally so off putting and it always makes u put ur phone down and think about life.
xiao
dry. texter
says “lol” as a reply and expects you to somehow continue the conversation after rhat
don’t be upset!! our boy literally just doesn’t know how to communicate
UNIRONICALLY USES “K.”
the only emoji he uses is the thumbs up emoji and it’s just his first response to any text message
chongyun
he is a “love hearter.”
what i mean by that, is that 90% of the time he’s going to end the convo abruptly by hearting a message of yours and moving on
is kind of bad at texting.. like it’s always kind of awkward
… adding onto that, he’s like too sweet, if that makes sense. like, you can never have proper funny messages bc the vibes are not it and u feel like u gotta be more proper and nice.
itto
types in all caps too much.
it’s fun at first but it licherally gets to a point where it hurts your eyes
cant keep on one topic and keeps messaging about randomly related things which gets SO annoying, esp if you’re venting or he is.
“NAHH NO WAY SHE DID THAT.”
“WAIT SHES THE ONE WHO FELL DOWN RHAT ONE TIME YE??”
“OH WHAT ABOUT HER FRIEND WHO (xyz…)”
“YE HER FRIEND IS THE ONE WHO’S FRIEND HAS A CHOCLAHE LABROADOOR”
kaeya
out of all the boys, he’s the most fun to talk to
uses memes sparingly and emojis
the only fault of his when messaging is he’s wildly inappropriate at the exact incorrect time
also somehow finds the weirdest non-human porn gifs 🎳
AND CHEESY ASF
mans has no idea how to reply to a vent sesh over text,,, you’ll be pouring your life out when u finally feel vulnerable n he’ll just be like
“cool it 😏”
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itsohh · 1 year
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Ahhhhh!!!! Stay for me!! Does this mean…. 👁️👄👁️…
Does this mean you may in the future take requests for Ghost…
Because I don’t know if I could handle my favorite R6S writer becoming my favorite MW2 writer…
Ok first of all I loved it!! You captured Ghost well, lots try to make him too gruff and not enough soft, there’s a balance between gruff, hard as nails soldier and soft, loving man that a lot of people don’t get right and I believe you nailed it!! Please, i don’t want to pressure you or anything, final decision is totally up to you and what you feel comfortable with but if you start writing for Ghost, even just what you come up with and not taking requests… my little heart will explode with love 💕
In short, I loved it and it was beautiful ❤️ as your writing always is and you hit it out of the park, I hope you have a wonderful day 💕💕💕
Haha I get what you mean tho! Yeah I see Ghost very much as like a guy.
Like he's got his tragic backstory™️ and PTSD and what not but he's not super like overly emo anything. I see him as always caring about his team and ensuring that level of safety. He's def got that more like chill side to him where he jokes about. I think a lot of people write his character wrong because they hadn't actually played or interacted with any of the games. They just play him to that cookie cutter broody type which really sucks.
Also people babify Gaz way too much?? (What's up with that, has anyone else noticed that?) Like sure he's newer to the squad and somewhat younger but that man. Dudes lethal af.
Personally I watched a walkthrough of the game and have a friend that I watch sometimes in PVP. A while ago one of my friends also showed the end of MW2, the original one through discord so I kinda got that feel for the original version of Ghost aswell. He genuinely cares so much for his team, oof that scene with Roach ... Fuck man.
In terms of writing, idk if I will take requests for COD quite yet, I'm quite busy with my housing commissions and I just had a client show interest for me doing another house. Then I also have like I think about 8 requests in my inbox for r6 at the moment. So I certainly have a lot going on.
I do like some of the COD boys a lot. I'm a big fan of Ghost, Soap, Price and Alejandro in terms of romantic parters. Also love some poly Ghost and Soap. So if I were to take requests or write it would be for them. To be honest I've been into it for a long time I just don't really like the COD fandom on Tumblr as it's very... Tiktoky. There's a lot of entitlement and treating writers like a commodity. A lot of people spamming and incorrect tagging and I've heard that some of the 'bigger' writers suck to talk to. So I've been sorta waiting for the hype to die out before I started writing. Waiting for well all the people who are here for 'hot emo man' to move on.
So there's a bit of conflict there but I do eventually plan on writing more COD in the future. I just don't know when.
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j-ellyfish · 1 year
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Have you ever played pokemon Clover?
Yes I have, I never made it past the last rival battle in Victory Road, though.
A few Fakemon designs are genuinely nice (Ice Owl line is so cute I wish it was real, and the Psychic Elephant too), or harmlessly funny (Oreon, the chicken nugget bird), too bad they get lost in the ocean of awful and tasteless jokemons 💔
It is packed with politically incorrect jokes everywhere and it often goes too far, but I'd lie if I said I didn't actually find a few jokes and ideas that made me smile/laugh (Freddie Mercury's ghost as one of the Gym Leaders? It's such a nonsense idea that how can you not love it?; Brock living on a meteorite in outer space to reference the guy in his Gym who says he's "light-years ahead" is a clever joke; the whole thing about one of the Fakemon being inspired by the weird painting in RSE that is said to represent a Pokemon despite clearly not looking like any; the Spooky Scary Skeletons Tower requiring something other than boring battles to be cleared was refreshing).
It also has some good ideas in terms of mechanics (it has been years since I played it but I remember liking how they reworked the HM system and I wished GameFreak actually did that too; there's an NPC that, albeit for way too much money, lets you change the PokeBall you caught a Pokemon in which is something I can't believe the real games don't have yet).
However.
The jokes really, really get annoying, overdone and tasteless real fast. The whole J/ews and n*zis thing gets dragged way too much and there are way too many a/nti
semitic jokes that keep repeating themselves throughout the game. As well as the s*xual and huhh bodily fluids jokes. Ew. And the t/ransphobic jokes. And probably many other things my brain decided to forget.
The routes are often too long and only challenging because they're too long and filled with trainers and of course you'll reach the next Healing Spot crawling because it's impossible to avoid unless you're packed to the brim with Potions, Full Heals and PP Restores.
The AI of the trainers, especially Gym Leaders and other key characters, is very high, unrightfully so. I also got the impression more than once during important battles that the game could read my moves and counter all of my decisions even if it wasn't supposed to (for instance, you recall a Pokemon to send one who is another type, the enemy picks a move that is super effective against the Pokemon you've just sent, or enemy recalls their Mon too to still have an advantage). Some of them are blatant cheaters and very hard to counter and defeat because you as a player have the RNG almost always against you and you're constantly playing against mind readers, ig.
So, in short, if anyone is wondering:
It is not worth your time, especially as a casual player. If you want to test your somewhat competitive abilities as a Pokemon player and are ready to ignore the amount of awful jokes it is filled with, then go for it I guess, but there are other hack-roms or fangames that are geared at competitive players so unless you want to use weird Fakemons and learn how low the human mind can go, they're a better option lol
(Ngl tho, from a technical point it is very well made and I'd lie if I said that it didn't make me wish I was that good at coding and stuff to create my own game)
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luckhissoul · 1 year
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𝐔𝐍𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒.
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Which way do they hang the toilet roll, over or under? tbh it doesn’t matter to him. whichever way it is when it’ put on. 
How do they sleep? Do they have any routine that they must do first? Do they steal the covers, etc?  sleeps through the night, but he’s a restless sleeper. he likes to sleep long but usually doesn’t get to. he’ll linger in bed until noon if given the chance. yes, he steals the covers but pushes them off, takes ten billion years to get comfortable. and no routine really just clean up and then head to bed. but he prefers to not sleep alone. 
How do they hold a pen? Do they have any writing quirks? his handwriting is small, squared and childlike ( that’s actually canon tho )
What traditionally unconventional features do they have (acne, crooked teeth, unibrow, etc)?  do scars count ? ? i can’t think of anything else. he has a lot of those around. a hanging scar on his neck but he usually covers it. and then depending on the timeline he’s missing an eye. 
What is their shower routine? he likes to linger in a bath or shower. pays special attention to his appearance. skincare, hair products, and the like.
How do they deal with illness? if it’s not that bad he’ll act like he’s at death’s door, coddle him plzz. if it’s bad he’s never felt healthier in his life, do not go near him he’s too strong for this.
Are they a visual learner? Kinesthetic learner? Auditory learner? visual / kinesthetic. he prefers to be hands on but he’s learned a lot from the memories that were forced into his head. so that’s all visual. so a mix of both. 
What do their hands look like? slender, calloused from riding , fighting, and the farming he got dragged into doing lmao
What mundane bad habits do they have (do they always let food expire, don't wash their hands, chew with their mouth open, etc)? putting his shoes up on tables, wipes his hands on his clothes, fidgets too much. 
How do they usually spend their birthday? In modern, with his friends, out , partying, getting drunk, and then with his family a party as well but not out of hand like he’d do with his friends. 
What is one common misconception or incorrect fact that they completely believe? he still holds somewhat to the stigma he grew up with against aes sedai and the power- with some exceptions.
What are their red flags or their #cancellable trait? lmao his hilarious misconceptions about women and their way of thinking. 
Are they the type to make a shopping list, get what they want and leave, or meander? Do they try to carry all their bags at once or take a few at a time? no list. he’ll get what he wants and leave. he likes shopping though --- A LOT. and he carries them all at once, of course lol
What is their go-to curse word? oh no....wot curses tho --- he likes them all lbr
What do they collect (candles, bottles, coins, shiny rocks)? he legit has a rock / feather collection back home. he’s a battle scarred general who picks up rocks because he likes their pretty colors. fml and then ofc his knives, gold? can he collect gold? he wants to. plz & thx
What is one conspiracy theory they believe in? he’s not steadfast about any. but he’ll hear them out and consider them.
Do they like to plan things in advance? Or are they the type to show up somewhere uninvited? both. he plans down to the fine detail when he has his battle plans and stuff. but when he’s in the middle of something he’ll wing things. he goes with the flow and is entirely adaptable. even if he does it all the while complaining. 
What's one thing they think they're talented at that they really, really aren't? usually it’s the opposite for him here. but ---- like i can’t think of something. he thinks he’d be able to just lay around and do nothing , not get involved, and have a simple fun life. but he’d hate that so much. but that’s not really a talent, is it? help me i can’t think ---
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katnissgirlsmakedo · 10 months
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re: tiktok keeps throwing me jesper shadow and bone edits. look the edits i didn’t mind that much edits are fine edits are nothing, i’m not even gonna click not interested i like seeing my friends from my show. yeah jesper is one of my friends now i guess. he wore me down we’re buddies now, still somewhat bitter tho about the fact that he was in the most detested and evil movie of last year but i guess everybody makes mistakes i can forgive him for thinking that a movie with kerry washington and charlize theron and sofia wylie was going to be good i fell for it too unfortunately. anyway that’s not even what we’re talking about omg girl stop stream of consciousness posting you came here to say ONE thing. wow. anyway so the edits are whatever you know. but they also recently showed me a jokey video about jesper and wylan that used sound from what i have since learned was the kissing booth. which is essentially the tiktok version of an incorrect quotes post. and they made inej the fucking mother character :/ so now i hate everything and i think jesper and wylan fans need to kill themselves or reflect on why that behavior could be harmful. peace and love. we need to take the gay people away until these fans can be normal about women sorry
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goldammerchen · 1 year
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quickly done fave heta ship list:
prussia x everybody
germany x everybody
just kidding. here:
prussia x hungary: OTP <3... one of my first ships, potential childhood friends to lovers (or not), could be one-sided :D, femdom, etc. they are bickering constantly even this day in canon lol, i love them both so much. also i never have a solified hc for erszi, i like thinking her as gnc, queer, both... does any of this mean i think they can work? lol, lmao (maybe). better luck in human aus...! well tbh this is how i interpret all nationverse ships, woops. bound to eventual tragedies, everything is temporary, unable to achieve something akin to normality--not knowing what is like either, ever. not like them can not give it a try while it last! they can always start over again!
prussia x austria: their personalities clash 👍. i am a bit picky about them tho, more than with other ships (their personalities clash 👎)... i like when people make rode dominant 😍. an enemies to lovers ship, it can have similar vibes to other similar heta ships, with their own twist from their own oppositive dispositions.
[btw, imo it was obvious from the beginning that they could be somewhat related, in heta terms/logic--as the common hc goes, i think they choose the familiar titles to be less alone in this world, instead of necessarely being blood related--now that hima called 'em cousins, that kind of makes the ship more fun to me lol, as nowadays it makes the ship ""incorrect"" and i am a contrarian piece of shit. in any case, it doesn't fucking matter, this is an old af ship and they're not real.]
frying pangle! my OT3, and my actual favorite form of the ships above (pruaus and pruhun basically always become frying pangle in my hands), while aushun it's cute--just add all 3 ships here. same dynamics as above x3 (+ as doomed), with the addition of erzsi and gil both being crazy for rod, so they gotta learn to share, making rod the biggest winner--headaches aside. #🍳
prussia x poland (and viceversa): ...ship order depends of time period! sub gil endgame. i always liked this ship but i didn't see any fanart in the past (so now we are talking). "i hate you... come back to me!" whole thing ;o;
honorable mention of pruliet/lietpru: personally (or how i'd work around it), i like it as gil developing some feelings that will never ever be corresponded :))), that's what he gets after making liet hate him. despite of that i love what the fandom do with both!
talking about these three, liet having to learn to tolerate prussia (enough) and developing feelings in a lietpolpru scenario... love that. aka lietpol+polpru in one, pol must be there lol.
prussia x russia: can't work; looks damn well. i like russia having a crush on prussia who, no matter what, can't quite like him back (at least that's how gil will act!), even if they get to friendly terms and are both menacing together (important point; but i also think that's always short lived). ivan unable to have normal relations in equal terms, something that plagues any of his relationships... otoh, prussia/russia (that order) it's great 👀, i love vanya!!! 💕. toxic :3! toxic overall, but i prefer gilbert *not* completely crushed down, if you know what i mean. tagged mainly with the japanese side of the fandom tag (ユキウサギ), translated--could switch to the romaji (yukiusagi)
germany x prussia: in that order! one-sided! most of the time i prefer them just as bros (germany&prussia), except when i like to entertain the idea of germany being a little tiny bit weird about his big bro :), big bro who behaves as a proud mom which can be off-putting to humans who know them (expect them to act like maNnly siblings in their twenties so they are ??????). of course i don't mind shippers that play with them the other way around--it just makes me a bit uncomfortable (do what makes you happy: you're doing great!!). germancest it's hetalia's thorki (also i prefer them as just siblings lmao). tldr psychodrama potencial, when the story needs to be unsettling...
...and more ships! like btt poly (friends with benefits?) or all kinds of combinations with the 3! (bi) gil that's top leaning switch cuz reasons, more sub than dom i wouldn't trust him as a dom lmaooo. him being a voluntary celibate does sounds fun--in or not the ace spectrum--but more interesting imo as ace or not ace yet very peculiar and kinky around sex... anyway: am a multishipper and can be convinced about p much anything (just be fun! these bitches are insane).
now for lud:
germany x italy (and reversed): just a classic. make feli a bit less hetare and more a little manipulative selfish little shit :)--his venetian merchant side, if you want. also remember that lud can also be dumb as hell... (is the "north european hardworkers; south europeans lazy" thing that makes me raise an eyebrow). anyway, make italy a kind AND hedonist person, 100% in love with lud (and him 100% in love with feli), but sadly finding their life styles at times clash too much. make feli a dom, whether he tops or bottoms 4 his big boyfriend. lud being tall doesn't mean he has to top or dom lol (same for ivan!! and sve!!). preferences aside, i love anything with gerita ;w;
germany x france (in any order): eu bros, both can learn a bit from each other (like somebody being more rebel lmao). enemies to lovers mandated from the state... for both surprise, it works! besides, both have a romantic side, as much as lud tries to pretend he doesn't lol. i don't see them being monogamous, which is a plus not a negative. an option when italy and england are too busy, or they are in bad terms w them etc... this does hurt both a bit: ainsi va la vie of their kin, better work around that than against it... (also add "i really really really wanted you dead" from fran @ ger lmao)... + frapru redux.
germany x russia (in that order): i never think too hard about this one. mmm, let ivan be pampered here? lud its a caring person (perhaps overcompensating for this case tho...). this ship doesn't seems (way too) imbalanced either, compared to other russia ships, without being rusame that has fruk vibes and vice versa (hope that makes sense lmaooo). its literally 2 tough guys that have a soft side.
america x germany (in that order): could be a thing... fuck buddies? can't see them as lovers... can't see america as anybody lover.
(germany as a drummer in england's band.)
when i joined the fandom i loved the gerbel fanart 🥺. can be a one night stand for bisexual homoromantic lud. maybe after a bet with monaco? lol. bel: "i kissed him in the mouth [big step in germany! similar to american soldiers in uk] and i slept with him? uhh...???? i lose a bet :("; germany: *doesn't show it but horny dude stuck in his early twenties*
...plus again any ships. i might not think about them as much as the ones listed, but i still appreciate almost anything that involves faves.
extra:
rusame/amerus; fruk/ukfr: rivals! enemies! "i hate/love you, you're the only person who understands/compliments me"
rochu! a classic. add rusamechu / black triangle to make this more unhinged.
like romechu, and i need to get into indchu (and perchu)
loving nedpan lately. japan ships: asakiku, itapan, turkpan, giripan
robul! whatever hima does with them it's cute (and funny) af.
lietpol (married and divorced but still technically together???). more liet ships: lietbela + rusliet.
(amebela)
usuk IF committed to be a freaky ship (in other/more ways other than incest... tho what i dislike its cutesy incest, compared to in dark fiction). otherwise, boring 😴. often great AUs btw... guess my actual issue with the ship is overexposure from ye olde days.
spaus, spabel (cat!spain in that event 😭), spamano or romaspa more exactly (man people really hate this one too... mentee/mentor, anyone?)
cucan... i wish there was more latam charas but do i trust hima?
...dennor and sufin, i guess??
i don't know what else right now. too many characters (and too many blondes)
i don't feel thaaat super into BL to use fujin for myself (it's literally only hetalia)... that being said, yeah, look all of this. if this comes out(?) as a complete surprise, you didn't read my about *shrug*
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peggystormborn · 2 years
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Uh oh, it's the Anya accidentally murders a bunch of fuckbois ep. LET'S FUCKEN GO!
"People may say something like 'my protein window closes in an hour'. Just nod and smile." Good advice, Dawn. From the mouths of babes.
It's genuinely hilarious none of them are overtly worried about Anya going back to her vengeance gig... Like in recent memory there's been the holy shit we're trapped until we die incident and the man gets turned into
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Incident, so like... You're really not freaked about what happens when some pissed off chick says she wishes her ex would die in a fire or walk into traffic or something? I mean I would be... (Okay in fairness I guess Buffy admits she has been but didn't want to say anything, and Xander is just in denial.)
But the Olaf flashbacks in Old Norse are fantastic at least. Things I love about them:
The unexplained rabbits lol.
Anya having zero social skills even in AD 880.
The grainy sepia civil war documentary aesthetic.
The villagers being basically just like Anya. "Hide your babies and your beadwork! Hit him with fruit and various meats!"
"Aud" being unfazed by d'hoffryn just sidling up.
Why do I think Anya is like Nandor and has just totally forgotten her native tongue after 1100 years lol.
Ok smears of blood aside this frat house is still nicer than any I've ever seen up close, though not as nice as Riley's Pottery Barn Semper Fi tappa keg whatever House.
Anya being responsible for the Russian Revolution, her acceptance of Marxism, the random dude running in on fire. Classic BtVS!
Buffy drawing a somewhat arbitrary line in the sand over the difference between Anya committing atrocities and Willow doing basically the same....yeah I'm kinda with Xander on this. Anya may now be technically a demon but she deserves a chance to repent. And the difference shouldn't be between human vs demon, it should be the fact that Anya did this of her own free will, whereas Willow's agency was compromised. That said, you also know Anya is capable of coming back from this, and you should probably be acknowledging that right now.
She's making a good point about Angel, and they did a good job here reestablishing her "I'm inherently alone" thing.
Was Anya always this strong? Hm. And Buffy, you probably should have led with a plea for her to take it all back.
I love the flashback to the musical ep but her wig is WRONG..
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See? WRONG. Not bad, just... incorrect.
D'hoffryn is funny tho "it's like someone slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue."
Ah tragic irony... Bye Halfrek I'll miss your sense talking.
I don't know if I buy the whole "I just cling to whatever comes along and I don't really know who I am" considering we've seen Anya be an unapologetic oddball for years.
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wribbles · 5 months
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The Daddy rape au - izuku's pov in aftermath (a potential)
Transfers out of school bc inko aint having it - probably does online school for a the end of middle school
Still ends up meeting all might & getting ofa
Before that tho he absolutely gets invited to the hospital when hitoshi is born & is the first person after shouta to hold the little hero (he is immediately dubbed godparent & uncle)
Shouta and izuku dont see each other often in the next year, but izuku does get into UA, shouta's class like in canon
Theyre both v happy to see each other again tho shouta really wants to know wtf is up with the quirk situation (izuku tells him eventually - no secrets between them, esp dangerous ones that adult figures are telling izuku to keep without letting him have a support network - we're not having that shit again)
They have a chat and decide to change their nicknames to be less triggering, so shouta goes from ainiki to nii-chan, and izuku from izu-chan to zuku/zu-kun
Izuku doesnt change clothes in front of the others bc The Whole Ordeal made him extremely sensitive to being naked around others and/or sexualized in any way (first time someone flirts with him sincerely he freaks out)
Meanwhile, mineta is a *-phobic bigot and when he talks some transphobia in the class, izuku rails against him so hard (secretly in defense of shouta) that mineta calls him trans and izuku doesnt deny it (even tho its wrong, bc thats not the point), so at least half the class suspects izuku is in fact a transman (theyre fine w that its nbd)
Kaminari, in a bid to show how totally trans friendly and accepting he is, invites izuku to change in the locker room w the rest of the guys, insisting that its all good he's got nothing to worry about, cmon!
Except he goes a little to hard and persistent with it with little explanation of why he's so insistent, which ends up with izuku becoming so uncomfortable he gets shouta for morale support and musters up courage to pull kaminari aside and tell him to "please stop trying to get me to take my shirt off its creepy and im uncomfy" and kaminari backpedals hard and immediately, apologizing and becoming a defender of izuku's right to keep his clothes ON.
(Izuku also tells him hes cis and kami believes him)
(And that aizawa was there bc he and izuku are personally close, not bc he was gunna give kami detention or smtn - they dont explain the closeness other than saying they met some years ago)
Kaminari is also there for izuku's above mentioned flirtation freakout and he gets aizawa to help. He learns that izuku doesnt like being sexualized & that aizawa is "nii-chan" brother to izuku.
Months later in the dorms (fuck canon storyline and timeline, idk and idgaf) someone (probly ashido) ends up pulling izuku's shirt fully off him to like look at an injury he's got and izuku freezes, feeling exposed. Kaminari walks by and yells at them, gets izuku back into his shirt and then takes him fully out of the building away from that bs.
Izuku pulls himself together mostly and gives kami a hug while (trauma-dumping) telling him that he was repeatedly raped a few years ago & thats why he cant be naked around others. Kami is understandably shocked and appalled, and izuku decides they both need a curative dose of hitoshi hugs to feel better.
Kaminari ends the interaction w the (somewhat incorrect) understanding that aizawa was the hero who saved izuku from the rapist. And also becomes friends w the 3yo hitoshi who is delightful and loves his sparks.
Later that night kami has nightmares about izuku being hurt and goes to him asking for more details (pls god say it wasnt a family member...) and izuku tells him a little more but still doesnt elaborate on shouta's presence or why he calls hitoshi "little hero".
As this all happens first/early second year, kaminari is currently the only person aware of izuku's trauma in any way - bakugou knew he was involved in Something when they were younger that pulled izuku out of school but he didnt care enough to look into it and doesnt know more.
Kami and izuku are good friends
(kami's occasional casual flirting & his compliments to izuku's appearance hint at a possibility for something more, which izuku picks up on and they have a vague talk of "im not ready for anything", "hey no worries, i didnt ask :] no pressure". They dont follow up on this other than keeping the potential in the back of their minds.)
This status quo is mostly maintained thru school and past graduation.
By then izuku is dating todoroki (they have not had sex but izuku has told him some of his trauma) and they move in together after school
All goes well for the next year-ish until izu and todo try to have sex and izuku forces himself thru it despite horribly triggering himself and desperately wanting it to end. After they both finish, izuku is sobbing and locks himself in the bathroom eventually getting kami tocome over and help mediate between him and todo.
They try to talk it out and work things out the next few months, but they dont manage to return to a comfortable status quo and break up. (Izuku, as much as he tries, cant feel comfortable being touched by todoroki anymore and ends up moving out before they fully breakup)
During the "we can work it out" period, izuku spends a lot of time being comforted and distracted by kaminari
Shouta makes note & comment that they clearly have affection and care (and probably love) for each other, is that going to go anywhere? Izuku just says he's not ready, and kaminari says he's not asking rn
Kaminari, jsyk, isnt committed to dating anyone rn but does often have casual sex w a few fwbs (this is also part of why he hasnt asked, but izuku does make clear later during some midnight talk that if they did date, he wouldnt ask kami to stop having sex w other ppl - honestly he feels like it kinda takes the pressure off him)
After a short stint living w shouta, izuku gets his own place. He spends a lot of time hanging out w kaminari - at both their places.
And during one hangout, izuku thinks back to highschool when kami tried so hard to make him feel like one of the guys, able to hang out casually without a shirt, and he decides to try it out now. He takes off his shirt - no sexual intentions - and watches kami play a video game on the couch, aggressively trying not to make a bug deal out of it.
When kami notices, he picks up on that and while he smiles proudly at izuku, he doesnt comment and just makes izuku play the game this turn, cmon im sure you'll do great at it!
This goes a loooong way towards making izuku feel more comfy in his own naked skin and they practice until its no more than a hesitation - a self-check-in - before izuku will take off his short around kami (who also regularly joins in the nakedness, no need to make izuku feel alone!)
And when their skinship leads to making out leads to stumbling through mostly-clothed sex (that izuku actually feels comfortable during, even with the multiple hesitations and stop-starts and "pls dont say/do that actually"s. Tbh all that actually contributes to his comfort), izuku feels ready and denki asks him out
And they fit Very Well together
Sex is Not Frequent and theyre both still exploring izuku's boundaries and hard limits, but izuku finally feels comfortable and safe enough to try.
He tells kami not to call him baby or sweetheart, so instead he goes with "pretty boy", which makes izuku blush every time, and they find a safe middleground with "babe".
If izuku closes his eyes for too long during sex, he tends to forget who he's fucking, so he gets kami to tap him with a safe little spark every now and then to remind him (kami fucking adores how izuku's started relaxing at the little jolts)
They are Endgame and this is why/how.
Eventually kaminari finds the old case report & trial 'Midoriya v. Shinsou' that goes into the detail of what all happened and how aizawa was actually involved and how they finally got out (their little hero...), and when izuku comes over he helps him process what he just read bc fucking hell izuku you were 12 years old- and aizawa was- for a year?? Fuck-
They go over to aizawa's house, hang with little hero hitoshi (who really isnt so little anymore, he's like 11 now and shooting up in height) and talk to shouta and hizashi and all of them help kinda talk him through it and offer their support
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zumpietoo · 1 year
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Gee, Snorty....that IS petty, but not “delightfully” so....just snidely, juvenilely and pathetically soo....seriously, that embodies “dog in the manger”......
And, LBR, the reason is supremely simple (and immature) selfish, “If I can’t get my way, nobody can”, etc....
And, again, I hate Barfie, I’m quite confident they won’t be endgame....but I’m similarly confident Jabi will be....and Jizzy definitely won’t be....
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Ummm.....so, again, you actually have no issue with Jabi, even think we’re fine, etc....buuuut....you still want them split because it would piss off Barfies? Who we hate, too? Gross.
Also, not like they’re Jughead fans or ever were.....they, like you in shipping VD, only support it cuz they think if the person is “taken care of” and ignore that still doesn’t remotely guarantee their ship.....
No, dude, even with the trailer flipping them off, all you Jizzy/VD stans have been completely delusional and endlessly insisting you’d get your way.....oh when you are screaming raged fueled rants at RAS. etc....
Bottom line: Barfies are assholes, so are you. But at least Barfies do currently have a canon ship. You do not and never will again....
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Oh good lord, again, “save the writing”----dude, it’s a fucking goofy TeeVee show, in its final season. Irrelevant....and completely incorrect. Actually, that isn’t remotely Barfie, nor is either “safe”, considering what they actually are together are icky, fascist elitists....
Jug doesn’t “use”Tabitha, the entire reason they work is because she actually gets him and loves him....and doesn’t take credit for his accomplishments or him for granted. And you could maybe argue this was Tabs in mid season five (tho I’d moar say she simply saw in him what he really was and looked past the booze, inspiring him to become that person again)....and NONE of these things are remotely bad things, anyway....or, actually, “safe”. Jizzy, in fact, were toxic and her “love” nearly destroyed him.
Being your best selves isn’t the “safe” choice, it’s the positive choice....
Sense to YOU, a biased shipper who seems to not actually watch the show....
A) Douchie doesn’t have a “hero complex”, he’s a dick who likes attention/again, credit for the accomplishments of others (it’s actually something he shares with Slizzy)....and, again, a fascist thug.
B) Slizzy seemingly has and has moved past that. Also, turns out her “darkness” is a combo of sexual impulsivity and, again, a fascist, jackbooted thug.
C) Jug’s already “grappled” with that.....Slizzy’s and Douchie’s betrayal was why and he’s been clean and sober for quite some time. Part of what helped was somebody actually caring about him and putting him first for once.
D) Tabi has that, as well....and her plot was never, exclusively about being Jughead’s GF.....tho, at least you’re a Slizzystan who actually admits that was why Erinn was cast. However, the one defining her thusly is your racist ass.
Ummm....this is YOUR version and what you’re saying is, “anything but my fanfic”, which is bullshit....and typical GG bullshit at that.
And, again, you clearly don’t actually watch, noobie sock....
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Ummm.....
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Love how you’re not only a stupid, lying, noobie sock, STILL, Snorty....buuutttm you’re, once again, a disgustingly racist one. At least your juvenile anon is only somewhat so, versus your raging version....
Also....
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Ummm....no, they aren’t....other than the actors want to work again. And only Cole’s being classy about shit, per usual. And you’ve already been outed as a Cole hater (and hating Erinn, cuz racist cuntbag)----also, then that should apply to the showrunners, even if you disagree....and, maybe accept you aren’t getting your fucking way.
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swordplease · 3 years
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why must wearing weird clothes and being fucky w ur hair and makeup and jewelry be any indication of gender weirdness why can it not simply just be part of the general human experience
#maybe....#if I follow this path of logic much further I feel like it gets into weird terf territory which I don’t want it to at all I’ve just been#thinking a lot about gender presentation and gender roles and how like if there TRULT#like if there Truly was No gender presentation and no ascribed gender Roles.#would trans ppl exist? I think probably lgbtq would be such a different concept and experience#and I’m not saying that like... trans ppl shouldn’t exist or don’t exist or that it’s fake#I absolutely believe and respect trans ppl I just think it’s a phenomena of the way culture is built#and sometimes I wonder like#if there truly was no Concept of gender presentation what would it be like#or what would it be like if there was no concept of like... gender presentation or roles but there was still a sex binary#(even tho that is somewhat incorrect like)#would we always just.. be cis? bc there wouldn’t be any real difference between m/f besides physical sex#and is dysphoria always based upon physical sex characteristics bc it seems not#ppl id as trans who don’t experience dysphoria right?#so like#but like if there was zero tangible difference except for your reproductive organs#would gender have the same concept?#I think probably not#anyway this is not to say that like that Is how it Is Right Now or even that it Should Be like that#I think since we have historically had gender roles and presentations that the emergence of trans and gnc ppl makes it...#makes it at best ignorant and at worst just cruel to attempt to establish a binary world based on sex which is what many terfs seem to want#idk it’s interesting#bc to me I don’t understand how u can like. be gnc and change nothing about either your physical sex or your gender presentation#bc then what does that mean?#does it just mean u don’t feeel like u fit in trad f/m boxes? bc what if we just like. got rid of the boxes. I feel like maybe less ppl#would id as gnc?#but there’s a zillion layers to that also#anyway I’m rambling#and again like I do think trans ppl are real and valid and deserving of respect and being called by their pronouns etc I am not in#not here to shit on that just rambling and also I don’t rly want to Discuss this I was just dumping thoughts here
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