#(i forgot bc i havenr played sword in ages)

[its-short-for-jackalope]

*goes to the grocery store in the pokémon universe and picks up a little rotisserie pidgey for dinner*

#ive been thinking about the food situation in pokémon and i read an article that reminded me that #ppl in this world definitely get meat from SOMEWHERE since you make sausage curry and whatnot in swsh #(i forgot bc i havenr played sword in ages) #and there are an alarming number of dex entries that mention how pokémon taste apparently #i want to clarify that this is a joke btw. i love pidgey very much. #i just can't get 'rotiserrie pidgey' out of my head so im dumping it here #enjoy! #jack jabbers #pokémon #pokemon #pkmn #pidgey #pokemon pidgey #pkmn pidgey #pokemon swsh #pokemon dpp #pokemon bdsp #pokemon hgss #pokemon oras #bird pokemon #rotisserie #shitpost #pokemon shitpost