#(i have a bad feeling about this jimbo)
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☆𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝓐 𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓶𝓼𝔂 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 ☆ (yea pretty basic but it’s the best I got rn 😭)
Warnings: slightly angsty??,cringe,slightly cursing but otherwise fluff, mentions of burning….??? And fire??mentions of injury, car crashing, and stalking?? Blinky bro- get it together man
This is so long help 💀💀😭 (also sorry I didn’t include some of the characters I got lazy)
Jimbo
Jim…to say he worry’s for you is an understatement
Feels like he has to be there watching your every move so there’s no accidents
You’re bumping into walls, poles, signs, breaking things,tripping,accidentally burning things
Jim is kinda of confused…how did you not see that pole….it’s right there
But he doesn’t have the heart to throw shade your way
Even if you do break things
Very important things
In all truthfulness he is frustrated but never mad, especially at you
Even when frustrated he doesn’t snap at you or lash out (even if he did I wouldn’t even count it as that, he just doesn’t seem like the type to yell at his s/o or anyone for that matter)
He just tries to fix it to the best of his ability
And if you try to fix it, he’ll definitely appreciate it even if it is a little…..banged up
As for the burning….
After the first time you cooked together…
Wouldn’t let you near the; stove,microwave,oven, or even the toaster without his supervision
He’s just trying to keep you safe, he doesn’t want an accident to happen, so…can you really blame him???
If you’re able to drive no you’re not 😃
You’re not getting in that car
Is scared you’ll slip up and get hurt or worse
So he’ll ride in the car with you if you’re driving
Once he gets his drivers license, you’re not driving it for a while 🧍🏾♀️he’s just looking out for you
When you trip he tries his best to catch to catch you but there’s no guarantee
He also tries to pull you out the way when there’s a pole which usually works
Unless he’s distracted
Another thing, he’d never laugh if you fell, and he’d always help you back up
He’s so sweet I love him he’s such a gentleman 💙
Toby pie
Tbh he was probably scared of you at first 💀💀💀
Thought you were bad luck (thank eli for that)
He quickly figured out that wasn’t true
Nothing happened to him when you were around
It was just you tripping and falling 😭😭
He did try to help you to the best of his ability
Surprised whenever you bumped into a pole
“How did you not see that?!?! It was right there!!!”
Throws shade at you all the time for falling tripping, or worse
But always does it lightheartedly
Tells you to ‘be careful’ but you him both know that’s not possible, even if you tried
The burning now…
That’s what has him paranoid
What if you’re house burns down
“You burned my house to the ground” (sorry not sorry)
But still
Every time you tell him you’re cooking, he tells you to be careful or asks if he can help
Even if you say you don’t he’ll show up anyway 💀💀(“how I got you address…?…….don’t even worry about that bruh-“)
I mean you don’t want your house crispy do you?? 😭💀
Usually asks what you’re doing so he can keep track and be aware of what could go wrong
He’s lucky you’re just clumsy
Not one to laugh when you fall, but he has that stupid smile on his face while he helps you up
If you can drive, he feels very anxious about you driving
Doesn’t want you to get hurt or deal with the trouble of having to buy a new one and have the same thing happened over and over
So he offered to drive it for you (despite not having his license💀💀)
Either way start praying
If you break something, he helps you clean it up or just fixes it for you
If it’s something important, it’s likely that you never broke it because he never let you near it 😭😭 (no shade to you he’s just being careful)
But if you do break something important he’s definitely frustrated and you can tell
Toby is a very honest person, so he usually voices how he feels and his opinion
In this scenario…dw he’s not the type to yell at you or anything but he will slightly raise his voice an octave or two
But you can tell he’s upset
“I told you to be careful!! I told you this was really important, and to be careful with it……why didn’t you listen to me”
He knows that even if you tried you couldn’t but is still frustrated
But he’s not mad at you, he could never be mad at you
You usually try to fix it afterwards, which he is great full for that
Like a lot
(He’s so sweet I love Toby 🧡)
Claire bear
Tbh she just feels bad for you
You bump into stuff, fall and trip, burn things in chemistry by accident (you got ms. Janeth growing gray hairs💀💀)
And you break your own projects and assignments 😭😭😭
She usually offers to help you fix it
Let’s you know when there’s a pole or wall up ahead
Tries to stop you from tripping, but once again no guarantee
Is praying you don’t or haven’t already fell down the stairs (you have)
Tries to cook you food before you try to make it or she’ll buy you so many snacks or take out that you don’t even need to make lunch or make food 💀💀
Will also try and keep track of where you are so that she can be there to help you if you’re in danger
If you’ve got a car, she won’t necessarily drive it for you or tell you not to drive you
But will offer for you to ride or walk with her to spend time with you
And she’ll ask you almost everyday(she’s so slick)
It’s her little way of getting you to not drive the car without outright telling you (Claire is so smart, Claire>>>>>>)
Definitely helps you clean if you break something, if its glass…you’re not going anywhere near it or the mess you just made
Knowing you, you’d probably step on it or worse
If you break something important, like Toby, she probably didn’t let you near it in the first place
If you do break it…..
She’ll definitely be pissed
But she won’t say anything (that’s how you know bruh 💀)
She definitely wouldn’t yell at you, like at all
She wouldn’t even know what to say
In the end she feels bad because SHE thinks that YOU think she hates you
She doesn’t, and she lets you know that after a bit or after she’s calmed down
She’s more so frustrated than mad
If you try to fix it, she’ll definitely appreciate that
(Claire is a W girlfriend)
AAARRRGGHH
Confused as to why you keep bumping into walls and poles
Can you not see??? Are you blind??
Toby tells him you’re just clumsy but…..he doesn’t understand
What does clumsy mean?? And what does that have to do with you falling all the time??
Catches you when you trip or fall, not just sometimes, but all the time
He doesn’t pull you out of the way when there’s a wall or a pole
Instead he picks you up :)
Offers to carry you so that it’s less hazardous for you when traveling
Feels a little uneasy when you drive a car 😭😭
He doesn’t want you to crash okay 😭
As for cooking..
No 😃
Hell no😦
He can’t really stop you…
Well not that he can’t he just doesn’t 💀💀
The others keep track of you for him (mainly Toby)
So they’re there supervising, you…a grown adult
They know you feel embarrassed but they don’t care, they’re saving your life
And your house-
But anyways back to AAARRRGGHH
Won’t stop you from driving a car, but if you get in an accident even once
Gets nervous about you driving one again or any vehicle for that matter
If you break something he’s probably gonna eat it 💀💀 (if it is something he can eat)
Dw it doesn’t hurt him even if it is broken glass
If you break something important, he probably wouldn’t even be mad
Not even frustrated more so sad if anything at all
Does say anything either just holds it looking sad
Which makes you feel bad (and sad)
So you fix it (or try at least)
Which he very much appreciates, and it lifts his spirits quite a bit :) 💚
Blinky
Also confused as to how your bumping into walls
Like bbg can you not see???
Probably thought you had bad luck but after a while figured out that wasn’t the case
Still a bit cautious around you though
Tries to warn you when there’s a pole but is usually too late
Also try’s to catch you when you trip, which he always does of course cus it’s Blinkous duh 🙄 (my 5th hubby wubby/hj)
For his own sake he HAS to be there to watch you cook
Also you’ve caught him following you from time to time, he’s just looking out for you buddy, he’s trying his best
He mainly just asks where you’re headed so he can know what you’re up to
Will try and distract you from getting into your car (doesn’t work and if it does it’s rare)
And since you know how stressed he gets about you driving, and since you don’t want to stress him out further
You’ll usually just walk
If you break something he’ll probably clean it up for you or help fix it
If it was something important, he probably was sure to keep it on him so that there’s less of a chance of you breaking it
If you do break something important, he’d definitely be frustrated but not mad per say
And you can tell
He just sighs and quietly grumbles whilst trying his best to fix it
Would not give you the chance to fix it at all and is scared you’ll break it further
In the end he let’s it go because he knows you can’t help it
Even though you stress him out sometimes he still loves you (I love my hubby wubby)
Douxie
Finds it partially amusing that you bump into poles and walls
But if you fall over or are actually hurt by it then that’s where the hilarity of it ends
At first he thought you just had bad luck or something, but he checked and you didn’t
So you explain you were just really clumsy…and partially hazardous 💀💀
Pulls you out the way if there’s a pole up ahead or just warns you before you hit the pole and or wall
Usually catches you if you fall and if HE doesn’t then he was probably just using his magic
Sometimes if he’s in a particular mood he’ll let you fall, but he’ll make sure that you don’t get hurt (but still 💀💀)
Doesn’t trust you in the car, so he ‘offers’ to drive for you
If you do drive……naur 💀💀
He’s getting out
And throws shade at you while doing so (lightheartedly of course)
He doesn’t let you cook either, he doesn’t have the insurance for an apartment fire (💀💀💀💀 I’m sorry, no like I’m actually sorry that’s funny and it shouldn’t be)
So instead of supervising he’s the one doing the cooking
But usually gets take out so there’s less of a chance
He barely trusts you the toaster
The amount of times you’ve broken something is beyond me 😭😭
If you break something, he’ll help you clean it, or offer too at least
He knows you’re an adult and you can handle it yourself but he doesn’t want you to be hurt
Especially if it’s broken glass
If you break something of importance
Tbh idek what his reaction is
Believe it or not
He’s only a little frustrated, if at all
He’s more so exasperated if anything
When he sees it broken he’s just like “oh……here give it to me I’ll fix it”
🧍🏾♀️like bro ur not mad??
If you’re insistent on fixing it (which you are) then he’ll let you
He does appreciate it though
Like a lot
Steve the Palchuk
Probably made fun of you and laughed at you whenever you fell when he first met you
Then was kinda scared of you cause Eli told him you were bad luck
But now he doesn’t
He’s still somewhat amused
Just no longer out right making fun of you
He does help you up when you fall
“Hey, watch where you’re going, I don’t want you getting hurt..”
Yes pookie
Anyways, Steven usually tries to catch you
But he’s also a bit clumsy so you both end up falling down 😭😭
He is definitely one to warn you, not just when there’s poles in front of you but around you as well
Will sometimes pull you out of the way closer to him to look…heroic??? (Steve come on-)
Doesn’t let you drive his Vespa
And if you have a car of your own
😅 nah man-
“Oh please fuck that car, get on my Vespa” 💀💀💀
Doesn’t understand how tf you burn things
How???? Especially if you were watching it the whole time
As much as he wants to protect you but still
He’s scared to come over when you cook
Especially if it’s over the stove
If you break something he usually offers to help fix it or pay for it
Even if he doesn’t have the money for it (aww Steve 🥲)
If you break something important
He won’t be mad more frustrated
And if it has anything to do with the sake of Arcadia then he’s scared screaming and running around like a little girl
So you have to calm him down and apologize
You and him do try to fix it so he’s feeling a lot better
But still he’s nervous, are you just clumsy or bad luck???
Was Eli right???
Nahh someone this sweet could never be bad luck
Aja
She’s never met a human this….
Clumsy??? Is that the word
Doesn’t understand why you’re bumping into poles, “they’re in front of you how did you not see them…?”
Same with walls, you’ve had to have seen it….are you blind
When you trip, she’ll giggle a little bit but she’ll help you up
She thinks you’re so silly
The amount of times you’ve broken your own projects and assignments is astonishing to her
Has watched you burn things without literally trying
And is just like 🧍🏼♀️”how did you do that??? Show me!!” (💀💀)
Watches you when you’re cooking
After a while connects the dots, your forbidden from the kitchen (unless it’s to eat)
If you’ve got a car
She won’t stop you from driving it
But is still worried
If you get into an accident then she probably wouldn’t let you drive it for a while after that
If you break something, she’ll offer to fix it
If it’s tech she’ll take it to krel to fix and probably improve :)
If it’s something important
Tbh I don’t see her being mad about that seeing that you didn’t do it on purpose
“I told you to be careful!!…….now look…..”
“Sorry I’m just frustrated….”
But the thing is she doesn’t look or seem frustrated
She looks more worried and sad if anything
She appreciates that you offered to fix it
Dw it’s not that she doesn’t trust you or thinks you’ll break it
It’s just that whatever it was probably wasn’t something you could fix
So now she keeps important stuff in a certain place that you can’t reach, or would have a hard time try at least
But she loves you even if you are a clumsy silly little human (I nominate Aja to be my girlfriend)
Krel
Now this…….I’ve been waiting for this (I’m literally obsessed with this boy I love him sm)
Is also confused as to why are you are bumping into walls
“Ay yi yi yi…….are you a soolian??….it was right there…you saw it coming!!!”
Eli also told krel you were bad luck 🧍🏾♀️
Which krel, boy genius, obviously didn’t believe
I don’t see him pulling you out of the way when there’s a pole or a wall, I don’t really see him warning you much either 💀💀
On a good day he probably would
If it were something that could hurt you or worse would probably do both
“Be careful!!! And watch where you’re going, my love you know I can’t stand to see you hurt” 😍😍😍
Krel >>>>>>>>
Anyways
Probably laughs when you fall, but helps you up)
Except when you’re hurt, then he probably feels bad and helps you up
Is actually scared FOR you
Like constantly
Bro is going through enough he don’t need this 💀
The fires, possible car accidents
💀💀he’s horrified
If you’ve got a car or something
Not anymore
He’s not letting you get in that
Literally forbids you
“As king in waiting of akiridion 5, I hereby forbid you from going in that death machine”
“Krel…….this is earth….now get out of my way I’m going to the mall-“
Probably had luug piss on your tires (making them pop, or melt…..probably-)💀💀💀
Either way you’re not getting in that car
Now the burning…..
Naur-
If it’s in chemistry class
He’s probably yelling and screaming along with everyone else😭😭
If it’s because you were cooking
NO
Nope
He gives you a blank bot so that you never have to cook again!!! 😃
And if that’s not good enough for you then sure go ahead burn your house down 💀💀💀
He’s just trying to protect you
If you break something it kinda scares him or makes him nervous
Not too sure why
He does offer to help you clean it up
Or more likely fix and improve it in any way he can
Or he’ll use parts of it (for god knows what)
If you broke something important he probably kept it away from you anyways (sorry y/n)
If you did manage to break something important
He’d be frustrated definitely
But not mad seeing as you didn’t do it on purpose
“I keep telling you to be careful!! Why don’t you listen!!! Ugh….great now I have to fix it”
That and other things pretty hurtful things in all honesty are things he says in the heat of the moment
After a while he calms down
He knows you can’t control it so what’s the point in yelling at you for it, you apologized and tried to help what’s the point in being upset
He does think you’re adorable and loves you, but when breaking his inventions….it hard to think so (no he still thinks you’re adorable)
Eli
Couldn’t add a gif for him so anyways but yea 😔
Like I said before
Bro is horrified of you
You must be bad luck or something
After a month or two of watching you…(wtf Eli not again)
He realizes that he might be wrong
None of your friends ever got hurt, just you
He’s thinking about investigating you
Which he does
You just explain to him that you’re a little bit clumsy
“Yea…., a little clumsy….”
C’mon you fell over the railing that’s not clumsy mf 🙄/j
He genuinely thinks you’ve been cursed but what’s the point in telling you that, you have enough going on
You almost burned your house down for gods sake you don’t need anything else rn
Tries to warn you if there’s a pole or a wall(the majority of the time you don’t hear him)
At this point he just feels bad for you…
If you trip he’ll try to catch you but ends up falling down with you
Won’t laugh if you fall, he’ll just help you up and tell you to be careful (even though he knows damn well you can’t 💀💀)
Like I said before Eli….thought you were cursed
So when a fire breaks out and you’re the cause
He starts freaking out
He does know now that you aren’t….or might not be
But the possibility is still there…..(I’m Eli’s eyes at least)
Honestly he’s really scared for you
Like shaking in his boots scared
And gets extra scared when you don’t respond to his texts he keeps thinking something happened
Eli is definitely a bit paranoid as always
Honestly if you break anything he’d probably just let you clean it or if it were too big of a mess he’d probably helped
If it was important he probably fixes it or at least tries
It’s not that he doesn’t trust you
It’s just that he doesn’t trust whatever the fuck type of borderline hazardous shit is gonna happen yet
Especially if it’s an item that could be considered a weapon
Eli doesn’t even have to worry about you crashing your car
You wanna know why??
CUZ THIS ASSHOLE RATTED YOU OUT 💀💀
He told your parent(s) about the time you snuck out (to go see him 💀) and that you had basically crashed your car on the way back
Needless to say you no longer have car keys
You and Eli ended out getting into a big fight later about it
But more on that later 💪🐺🐺
Yea he loves you obviously
Even if he does think your cursed
But that’s not gonna stop him from loving you
(Sorry this was short I had to finish it quick tho)
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Hils Watches Moonlight Chicken - Ep 6
I don't think I will ever be over how fondly Jim looks at Wen
When you find a place of your own we'll talk about the fact that you should just live here with me
I thought he was going to be terrible cook just because it would be funny him cooking for someone who is a chef. But yay Wen can cook they can run the restaurant together
Yay finally more Jimbo content!
Jim: We're just friends. Friends who cuddle and talk about our deepest feelings
Oh you did not just say that
Now we've resolved Wen's tragic backstory it's time to do Jim's
OH SHIT! Okay, I wasn't expecting it to be THAT tragic
Aww Alan. He's not a bad person. And at least he's being honest instead of being a dick.
Aww this poor sweet boy. I'm still hoping for Gaipa/Alan endgame but they still haven't met and there's only two episodes left so my hope is dwindling
:(
Nooooo he's crying! He definitely needs a nice boyfriend who loves him back
Ooh does Earth have a tattoo?
Arms. Neckline.
You can pet his hair! It's okay!
That's better
"How hard can it be to find a woman where we only have one photo of her and don't know anything about her?" Literally the next scene they've found her so I guess not that hard!
I love that the first word Heart has spoken out loud in this entire drama is the cat's name. Jimbo should be the star of this drama.
Oh no Jim is totally going to walk in on them kissing
OH SHIT NOT MY SON
FFS Gong you've been telling Wen to leave Alan for months and now that he has you expect him to come straight back? What, you can't take care of your friend you want his ex-boyfriend to do it?
These poor boys can't catch a break. And now I'm back to thinking it's going to end with Wen staying with Alan.
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The One Where He Tells Her She's Pretty
Jimmy woke up the next morning to a sight he wishes he didn’t have to look at. He had unfortunately gotten rather used to. His roommate was doing something with whatever girl he brought home the night before. He quickly grabbed his stuff for practice and left to get to the rink early. At least that way he could be alone with his thoughts. Or so he thought. It didn’t take him long to realize the rink wasn’t empty, but Knies was in fact already there working on some stuff.
“Hey,” Jimmy greeted the boy before he went to change into something he could skate in.
“Hi Jimbo,” Matthew smiles at the boy. Jimmy looks up from his stall and looks at Knies. He has a look on his face that Jimmy isn’t sure if he likes.
“What’s that look for?” Jimmy questions.
“Oh nothing. It’s just a little birdy told me that there’s someone who likes you,” Matthew says as Jimmy's face lights up.
“Who?” Jimmy questions.
“Oh, you already know,” Matthew bumps into Jimmy and Jimmy smiles. Practice goes by and soon Jimmy is leaving and that’s when he sees her waiting for Brock and Matthew. He smiles at her, and she waves at him, and he decides to make a bold move and talk to her.
“Hi,” Jimmy says looking at the girl. She was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
“Hi,” she smiles at him.
"You look pretty today. You always look pretty but it's different today," Jimmy says and the girl smiles.
"Well thank you. You look good," she smiles, and Jimmy feels himself getting warm inside.
"Do you want to go out with me sometime?" Jimmy doesn't know what came over him when he asks the question. But then the door opens and the two-part ways. Jimmy goes to his dorm, and he watches as she walks away, and he can’t help but smile to himself. Then he realizes he never got an answer to his question. The next day he gets a text, but little does he know she gets the same one. He’s being set up on a double date with Matthew and Abigail. He hadn’t met Abigail, but he had heard stories of her. She was nice but an interesting person to say the least. Jimmy went to his classes and then the gym before getting ready for his date. Jimmy walked with a slight skip to his step. He knew who the other person was that he was going on a date with. The girl he had heart eyes for since the first time he was her. Little did he know things were about to take a turn for the worse. As he walks into the restaurant, he tells the hostess who he’s waiting for, and she leads him to the table. That’s when he sees her. She has her back turned to him, but Matthew notices him right away. When the conversation goes quiet, she turns to look for the reason. Jimmy sits down across from her and that’s when things take a turn for the worse. He watches her beautiful face fall from its previous smile to something unreadable. Jimmy doesn't understand they were talking, and things were fine yesterday.
“I can’t do this,” is all she says before leaving the table. Jimmy watches as Abby gives Matthew a look before chasing after the girl.
“What the fuck Matthew,” Jimmy says walking out. Jimmy slowly walks back to his dorm. The skip he had in his step is gone. His hands are in his pockets and his head hung low. He can’t believe he fell for a stupid prank but worse enough he can’t believe she would be in on something like that. He changes out of his clothes then packs a bag thankful it's the weekend. He doesn’t even tell his roommate he’ll be gone. He figures he wouldn’t notice anyway. It doesn’t take long for Jinny to get home, and his mom can sense something is off. She sits him down at the dining room table. She makes him tell her everything which wasn’t too much since he kept her rather updated about the girl. She hugs her son then makes him dinner knowing he hasn’t eaten yet. Jimmy takes that weekend to do a hard reset. He could deal with Knies on the ice. He had dealt with bad teammates in the past as for her. Well, he was going to have to avoid her and not talk to her. It didn’t seem too hard. Did Jimmy exactly like that idea no, but it was going to be what was best for him in the long run. He didn’t want to get played again and this was a sure way to avoid it.
Jimmy went to practice on Monday Matthew was all prepared with an explanation and an apology. Jimmy went the entire practice avoiding one-on-one time with Matthew. That was until he was quite literally cornered by him after practice.
“Look Jim about Friday-” Matthew started.
“Man, what happened on Friday is the past. Let's forget about it so we can play hockey,” Jimmy says before skating off leaving Matthew shocked. Jimmy was over it if he was being honest. Like he said what happened was in the past for him and Matthew and hockey was more important to him. To an outsider it would appear that everything was fine until Jimmy walked out of the locker room and the girl. The same one he had been head over heels for went up to him and tried to explain to him he walked past her as if she was nothing.
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L ∞ P PARK
My name is Kenny McCormick, I’m seventeen, I like NASCAR race shows, and today I’m walking to school.
I usually go on the bus with my friends, but I’ve been walkin’ in a sweat lately, so I’m just assuming I need to lose a few—
My name is Kenny McCormick, I’m seventeen, I like NASCAR race shows, and today I have a killer headache.
I woke up really sweaty, I always do. Recently I’ve been doing that a-lot — I’ve also been hearing things recently.
The voice sounds French?
And annoying.
And gay.
I barely passed French, freshman year— but I think it told me something about going to school on the bus.
I didn’t feel like walking anyways. Jimbo and Ned live on that side of town, they aren’t too big on gun safety.
I’m gonna take a pain-killer, this headache is beating my ass.
-
The bus got here earlier than usual, the suns still coming up.
It’s so loud, I wonder where Kyle is,—
Kyle!
KYLE : Over here dude! I saved you a seat!
KENNY : Alright, alright!
. . .
. . .
KENNY : Why are you staring at me?
KYLE : Sorry dude, but you look like you died last night— how much sleep did you get?
KENNY : I…I don’t remember.
KYLE : Well, just sleep here, we still have some stops left, I’ll wake you up when we get to school.
KENNY : Thanks, man.
-
Kyle woke me up when we got to school, I barely stumbled out’ of it. The day went on the exact same way it has went on each day of the school year.
The exact same way it has went on each day of the school year.
I think I’m overreacting— and overthinkin’
I just got to make it through today and this week, I’m already halfway through the periods’. I’ll just grab my 3rd period book outta’ my locker— I always liked studying science.
I need to clean out my locker.
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I would loooove to know more about "remington steele au - hypothermia - and you won't give me a straight answer." You know how much I adore your Remington Steele AU <3
Ohhh hey buddy!!!! Yes!!!
Okay so the next few installments of the Remington Steele AU will actually have like, the barest amount of plot that isn't smut haha. This one is centered around Jim and Ed on a case somewhere in winter, and during a chase scene Jim goes through a frozen pond. Classic hypothermia h/c fic, but there will also probably be some smut and a lot of refusal to talk about their relationship even though Ed tries. (Does Jim even notice Ed calling them a pet name in the snippet below? No :3) I don't have a lot of it written yet, but I have Ideas!
Anyway here's a snippet for you!! (Featuring bad hypothermia care, it's fic set in the 80s, its fine lol)
If anyone feels like dropping me an ask for the WIP folder game, my long list of WIP titles is here!
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When he lowers them into the water it feels like they've been dipped in molten lava. It washes over them, enveloping them in warmth. Jim wants to start crying it feels so fucking good. Edward slips into the tub behind them, drawing Jim back until they're resting against him. His chest is warm at their back, and his arms around their waist feels even better than the lukewarm water.
"Fuck." Their voice comes out strangled and tight. Something hot streams down their face.
Lips press against their cheek. He holds them tight as they start shaking harder, body warming enough to try and regulate itself. "I know. It's a lot."
"Who fuckin' decided - to come up North for a case - in, in fuckin' winter." Jim squeezes their eyes shut and holds on tight to his arms. They let themself sink deeper into the water, letting the warmth leech into their bones. "Maldito idiotas."
Edward barks a laugh. "Hey, we were doing fine until you tried your hand at the ice."
Jim lets their head loll back against his shoulder and closes their eyes. They're still crying, a silent stream of tears. "Nearly won."
"No, love. You didn't." He exhales a shuddering breath, arms and legs around them squeezing tight like that'll keep them close to him. "God, Jimbo. I was so fucking scared."
They can feel it. And if they let themself, crack their ribcage open and let any shred of emotion come out - they'll know that they were scared, too.
"S'okay," they slur. They reach up and clumsily pat his face with one hand. "Takes a lot more than cold water to kill me."
A cold nose presses just behind their ear. "... I sure hope so."
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Okay i don't have the brain power to watch the rest of NRN NAT video but god that first half was horrendous anyway here's my "Reason You Suck" Speech for anyone who cares
Okay i actually got so railed up about this i got a headache so i need to counter argue to many of your points about Steven. Starting with something i see a lot of people not realize and is that yes, indeed, all endings ARE canon. This is pretty clearly explained by Henry in the secret tape (you get it from fishing it out the ballpit or from the dodo, both very annoying methods so i dont blame anyone from missing this) and it explains Jack's soul is one with time powers that will revert time based on regret. With this, we know not only EVERY ending and game over is canon but also something Jack remembers.
Keeping this on mind, Jack's obvious bias towards Dave compared to Steven MAKES sense, because there's no timeline where Steven is nice unless he's doing it out of being forced to do so (owing you a favor). On top of that, there's another detail: Jack DID know about Dave's backstory!
When he learned it is obviously not clear but there's to places where its implied he does, in fact, know about it: Dee's fight, obviously, and Jake's backstory. In Dee's fight she asks him for confirmation on whether this was true and he's like "yeah" meaning this isnt news for him, and in Jake's backstory he talks about this EVEN if he didnt go to the flipside or heard the tapes, meaning that at some point he had an honest heart to heart with Dave about his past and such.
Now, relating it back to Steven: I feel that they cannot even be fucking compared. I think Steven would be better compared to the other two phone guys we see making a decision like this, those being Harry (ironically the one who made Steven) and Peter. I mean, Roger and Jake are also in the same situation, but they're just following what their boss says so they cannot be counted in.
Peter for his part is an outlier, because he's the first Phone Guy we EVER see decide to not send someone to the factory (that being Jimbo), completely ignoring what this would mean for him (if anything, since we don't really know if there are consequences or not). Harry and Steven, obviously, did send their respective coworkers there, but there's a main difference: Steven was utterly remorseful about this while Harry kind of... thought genuinely this was a good idea?
Which does say a lot about how Harry views himself but it also says something about Steven: that he's a fucking coward. Which we did, in fact, know, but this reinforces it.
Steven made a choice by his own voalition, and i don't think this is even fair to compare with Dave. Dave was being abused and manipulated by his father figure and the only person who had ever been nice to him, the only person he thought he had in the world. He was regretful too but he really wanted to trust Henry because what did he have if he left? Steven on the other hand is not being "molly cuddled" by anyone but a manual.
This isnt to say Steven isnt tragic, he is! He, like everyone else, is a complex and tragic character who did unfortunately go quite unexplored, but he's also a bad person because he chooses to be so. He'd have been like Peter, he'd have broken the cycle, he'd have done anything a man aware of the weight of his actions could do, but he didn't, because he was scared!
Also i must point out this very cowardice also reflects on his own violence because to say he's not as bad as Peter is just plain bullshit. Peter was a bit more festive yes but he at least let you Pee On Slides and Gave You Warnings. Steven kicked me in the fucking springlocks because my puns were bad. That guy was brutal and cruel but also wouldnt dare to kick Jack's ass if he was out of that stupid cool cat suit.
So, to wrap this up now that my blood pressure went to safe levels again: when you look at the whole picture Jack's feelings towards Dave and Steven are not entirely unjustified. The way that tangerine goes about doing anything at all is highly questionable though but he's like everyone else just a flawed individual. And that's what makes this franchise so compelling
#luly talks#i feel like ill shit myself out of stress if i hear her say another word#this is just shit analysis man YOU DONT GET IT#the way she talks about dave and jack tho is so funny like god i think i ship them more than before#but she's like HE LIKES THAT GUY TOO MUCH 👎👎👎 like god forbid a man is a faggot 🙄#see literally that's the only thing i didnt think of before but now i changed my mind like yknow yeah#maybe you're right maybe jack does care about dave way more than i give him credit for#god i need something to relax i seriously im in pain rn I HAVE A PILL#I HAVE A PILL THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS FOR ME NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO LULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#dsaf
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idg this one opinion i saw on all stars 7 being bad bc the back ups they had to me make no sense theyre like all stars 7 was bad bc it didnt have enough early season winners like omfg wherw is the self awareness
bebe was on all stars 3 should could come back but thats kinda debatable ik they bring queens back 3 times( and even 4 times being jimbo) but maybe its more debatable for a first all winners season
tyra is cut out for her bomb threats to drag con she gets left out the winners circles
obviously sharon gets left out the winners circle and what clasifies as early season winners for me itd be 1-3 or 1-5 bc 6-8 or 9 feel a bit mid season (def not in quality) bianca wont do it, bob wasnt invited but thank god she hosted pitstop
violet would do it and maybe it wouldve been good if she did bc shes out here huffing paint of booting raja for not wearin corsets fjndjfnfnfn
alaska wouldnt be invited back
trixie wouldnt do it
sasha velour wouldve been cool but if they make a second one they cant use all their best queens and sasha art is great but maybe they were thinking best tv personalities w chemistry (bc all stars 8 lacked that MAJORLYYY) bc i think they did pic best tv personalities together like sure certain queens i absolutely would gag but i strangely wasnt mad at the cast for how robbed manila was (and she was robbed like imagine manila in that season but thats the all stars format riggery fault) but yk monet and trinity were some of the mosg entertaining thank god it made me fall in love w monet???
like thats debatable tho for some queens coming back but unfortunately for early seasons there was genuinely not a lot of options BUT IM SO GLAD WE GOT THE TWO BEST ONES ESP FUCKING RAJA (BC BOY WHAT THAT SEASON DID TO ME IT MADE ME FALL SO DEEP LOVE FOR RAJA SHES OFFICIALLY MY MOTHER GF BF AND AUNTIE ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY) and yk the first thing i fell in love w that season was raja + jinkx and all the newer winners holy fuck did i ever love that sure it was def a bit rigged theyre not the most stand out lip syncers of the bunch but god did they both ever pave the way for them all there (esp raja) and i believe it was so needed to show that respect
and raja and jinxk r good lip syncers stunts arent everything song choice is important
it def wasnt the strongest lip sync season ill admit that but yo i adore watching lip syncs ppl dont think i care about fashion in drag race but i really do this season is my fav for a reason raja is my fav for a reason it wouldve been sm more perfect for me if the lip syncs were so top tier but idk fuckin raja vs viv was so fun / perfect raja vs jaida was so so fun
raja had no chance for yvie im super biased that im glad she won but idk raja still slayed its just yvie oddly ur going against maybe ru hated yvies wigs or smth (listen i love yvies shes one of my favs) i dont disagree w the track record vs lip sync bc i guess itd depend on the lip sync and track record and entertainment to the season ofc u cant please everyone, it makes it a lot less predictable altho imo jimbos win as much as its deserved is waaayyyyyy too predictable and not even cute bc at least w season 15 the other queens of so many different styles of drag and diversity and experience and worlds kepts sasha on her toes a bit she shouldve won more but damn i just love me a season w milfs ok IM JUST MILF BIASED LET ME HAVE THISSS
ok also the cast was good (despite manila being robbed in as 4) they didnt need to rely on villian edits or drama which im not against for drag race but thats how good their chemistry and personalies were like that is so important a goooooood ass cast can carry and i dont think all stars 8 delivered (i even think all stars 1 delivered that sm more than 8)
but idk i think my all stars ranking that some places can be flipped is
all stars 7 (fav season EVER)
as 2
as 3 + 4 tied
all stars 6
all stars 5
all stars 1
all stars 8
and im gonna be real cast chemistry/entertainment/personality/humor is like the first thing thatd enjoyable about the show fuck ill take bad runways even bad lip syncs usually a season will have one or the other or at least one good runway or lip sync bc i can trust the queens tonpull thru on that more than the producers holy shit
and yk bad lip syncs and runways to me can be so fucking funny like jigglys garbage dress, kennedys cyrstalized chicken, the i will surive lip sync in s8, the 2 messy ass lip syncs in s3 (like it had 2 of the best lip syncs in the show and 2 of the worst but the worsr were so fuckjng funnyfbfkdhd)
but yk you want better lip syncs?? actually pay attention to ur front runners styles of performance, rewards all styles of lip syncs, and pick ur song choices more off that.
also snatch game being good is quite important all stars 7 fucking DELIVEREDDDDDDDDD
i get more peeved when a cast of a season has no age and drag style variety (which theyve always delivered drag style variety and age usuall like season 14 im sorry did not deliver that 4 me enough) variety bc whats the point u did not respect where drag came from, the veterns, and ofc the new queens for the future of drag like come bring in at least one milf drag queen one milf per season IS ENOUGH FOR ME
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i've tried to write this post more than once, but apparently i was never really clear, so: here's a "list of reasons why i believe jimmy and kim have to find each other again in gene's timeline".
1) bcs is, at the core, a love story. it wasn't exactly planned, but the showrunners saw something special about bob and rhea's chemistry and got inspired. so the mystery woman from the cornfield at hhm slowly became a main character, to the point where the main focus of the the legal plot has been their relationship, at least from season four. you can't just erase all that as if it was nothing.
2) superficial dismissal should be illegal. and i am not even sure i am joking, really. if i read another theory about kim showing up and being like "yay hi jimbo now i am totally fine" or "see i got married and have five children two dogs and a parrot", i am going to scream very loudly. it's not that i don't want kim to move on, find herself again, of course i do!!! but first of all, randomly getting married working some job she doesn't even like is literally the life she escaped from when she was young; then, honestly, it would be so fucking offensive to her beautiful, nuanced, extremely detailed arc. first you slowly and carefully build a complex character, then you just flatten six years of her life telling us what happened to her and not showing it? because honestly, they have literally no time to show it, while of course for jimmy it was different, we know what was going on with him because of brba. if she shows up and she has just put everything behind her, it would feel... rushed. rushed, and unacceptable.
3) kim willingly destroyed her happiness. rhea talked about this nonstop in her interviews after 609. there is a clear and wonderful selflessness in her choice to leave, but that's just one side of the coin... the other is much darker. after what happens to howard and after understating that she was having so much fun playing with his life that she lied to jimmy in the process, she can't live inside her own skin anymore. so she erases herself completely. leaves her home, leaves the job of her dreams and then leaves the only relationship that has ever made her happy. she decides not to be herself anymore, because that's what she deserve. now, you see that this is a heartbreaking process that can't just be told offscreen (see point 2) without showing it, but also something she has to face with jimmy. because playing god once again deciding what punishment fits her crimes — leaving the only one who ever truly saw her and loved her for who she was, that is — is not a healthy behavior. and to go on, in my opinion, kim has to realize that she can be a good person who does good things without stripping herself of all happiness. she has to see the two are not mutually exclusive. and she can only do that finding that happiness again, or at least remembering it, with jimmy. not because i necessarily want them to be endgame, but because any other relationship for her, or source of happiness, couldn't possibly be explored as it should. it can only be jimmy.
4) jimmy not so willingly did it as well. just like kim, he skinned himself of his true self and wore the bloody mask of saul goodman instead. he thinks he ruined her life, he believes his love was not enough... so what's the point anymore? a theme that is now emerging strongly with gene (the! monologue! in! 610!). jimmy sees himself as unworthy, someone who destroys everything around him. but that's not what happened with kim, that's not what she was telling him: as i wrote more than once, she didn't leave him, she left their relationship and everything wrong that came with it, but to jimmy it was unthinkable that she could ever be bad for him... so it had to be his fault, right? and that guilt, that shame, that need to punish himself stays with him to the point where we find him leading a colorless, meaningless life without any purpose, and with a heart filled with loneliness and regret. do the writers really want to leave jimmy like that, still believing it was all his fault if kim left? thinking he is undeserving of love when it was never her point? can this huge misunderstanding between the two just be forgotten? how, i wonder, if jimmy has to look inward, move on and be a better person?
so... yeah. to me, at least narratively speaking and if they don't fuck up (or find something much better than these silly theories of mine) kim's peace of mind depends on jimmy, and jimmy's growth depends on kim. i could add that, given how little screen time they have left and if they don't fuck up kim's arc by rushing it, their happiness ultimately depends on their relationship. such an all-encompassing love like theirs can't be read very differently.
to me, but i could be 100% wrong, kim and jimmy have to meet again and need to bring it all back, from the traumas to the love. to be endgame? maybe, i wish lol. but that's not the point. i think they need it to complete their arc as characters and as people. to find themselves again, be themselves again, and realize they can be happy in their skin.
in the end, it's all about that.
#THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK#THIS IS SO FUCKING LONG SJGSISH#no one should read it this is just me pretending i know shit about characters arcs and stuff lololol#i am so full of shit#bcs#better call saul#bcs s6 spoilers#jimmy mcgill#kim wexler#bob odenkirk#rhea seehorn#mcwexler#meta
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episode 9 reactions hdhhskfhshfhd (spoilers!!!!)
the cicadas
RANDALL BETTER NOT DIE OKAY I STILL BELIEVE HE CAN LEARN TO BE NORMAL I STILL BELIEVE IN HIM
i'm like 99% sure julie won't die so i'm not worried about her but omg tabitha is going through so much right now with her child in pain/danger and being unable to help... T_T
i felt really bad for mari when she said she doesn't want to be like this 😔 she deserves to get better and to get to be fully herself. she's getting a lot of hate in the fandom that i feel is unwarranted, we've only seen her being really sick and even then she's always been trying to help the others
this should be its own post but i'd like to see a jade and marielle friendship, she would probably get REALLY serious with him if she hears him casually joke about how much he's into party drugs like he did around kenny, and tell him that he should count himself lucky to still be able to just get away from all that consequence-free. i also want a boyd and marielle dynamic, he's good at adopting troubled girls
team tabby
i don't need a lot to be happy. jade sitting as autistically as possible on the kitchen counter means everything to me. he's just so easy to love, like a cat. also i really appreciate the way the show moved heaven and earth to make jade and tabby end up alone together for the night. the matthews house getting demolished + the new horror making it so that no one can be alone at night + jim leaving his family to go on his crazy adventure at the RV... im grateful i truly am
jade really took the supportive role to tabby's lead in the investigation and i love that for them. there's something so special to me about this dynamic, we're so used to genius guy detective + layman sidekick, seeing it flipped is so special to me. tabby is so awesome that the rich genius guy is actually her sidekick! love them sm
victor, tian chen, julie and ethan were so so sweet i'm literally heartbroken about what ethan said to victor!!! now that jade just learned to be normal istg this poor man can't catch a break???? he's a kid and he's scared i obviously don't blame him but i bet victor was so hurt T_T still im really happy to see him be more social. he's in good hands with tian chen. i swear the new "can't be alone at night" horror was engineered in a lab to socialise the loners against their will like feral kittens and i'm so down with it LMAO like yes you can bet i'll write jade fanfic about this
EDIT LMAO POSTED BY MISTAKE HERES THE REST
jim... jimmy... jimbo...
what is he doing!! what is he doing!!!!!!!!!! fighting the rifle guy at colony house istg this man LMAOO tabby did the same thing when she just arrived they're so like that... like now you wanna get back to your family i get it but if you go out there you're gonna die. he looks so cute in that jacket btw now i'm officially simping for both tabitha AND jim just like jade
kenny and sara
im really enjoying these scenes even if i'm suffering so much for kenny and i just want to yoink him out of this depressing plot they got him in, he belonged in that room playing board games with victor the kids and his mom istg!!! but all the sara scenes are extremely compelling and omg kenny is just so !!! i need to hug him. he went through that to keep everyone else safe SIGHS
sara's got a... way of dealing with the whole thing that's for sure. she brought up like the worst possible conversation topic when looking at the map LMAO i just couldn't believe it was possible to screw up that bad. i kinda have a bit of paranoia specifically about going crazy and killing someone and then having to emotionally deal with that (just my brain being my brain dont ask) so her plot fascinates me because i've mulled over how i'd feel and how i'd deal with a situation like that so much. but i draw the sympathy line at hurting kenny and she's still hurting him so !!!!!!!! girl just shut up when he asks you to shut up it's not that hard arghh
really good insight about the place and peoples fears though. was she saying that the place gets stronger the more people it manages to kill? thats a really nice explanation for all the mix-and-match weird horror stuff going on together at the same time tbh, i like it a lot if it's like that. if khatri was afraid of god's punishment or something like that then i guess they're royally fucked (some of victor's drawings showed the place getting flooded...)
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Ok I was gonna live blog the first episode of drag race but I fell asleep lol. Anyway first impressions of the first 7 queens :
Morphine Love Dion: Ilysm such cute girl energy she’s probably gonna make it far but get the “annoying” edit . Her talent show number was suuuper cute loved the modern flamenco vibes
Amanda Tori Meeting: the makeup is really really really bad and honestly she made me with there had been a traditional episode with an elimination bc she would have lost the lip sync against Xunami Muse, who had the worst talent number imo
Xunami Muse: I feel like they set her up to go home early right away. They already make her seem delusional and it’s a little unfair like her drag is beautiful. Her talent number was very boring it seemed like maybe she froze up and forgot her choreo and just tried to serve
Dawn: they’re giving her top 3/top 4 edit but won’t crown her bc of Willow Pill. I liked her talent number it was cute weird burslesque.
Mirage: literally can not remember her which is ironic because she wanted the attention sooo bad. Terrible outfits cute talent number.
Q - when RuPaul asked her why her name was Q I couldn’t help but think of the end of Reno 911 the hunt for QAnon in which it ends up RuPaul is Q 💀💀 but this queen was so cool she’s giving too 3/4 energy right away and I think she’ll get an underdog edit
Sapphira Cristal - I feel like I’m super in love with her right away I’m biased bc she’s a Philly girl tho. Obviously she won the episode and everyone was dead impressed like talent humor beauty professionalism.
my impression overall was that it was a popular year for (bad) breastplates which and I was like oh jimbos impact. I’m honestly team boobs on drag queens but a lot of wardrobe malfunctions and badly fitting titties at that point…. It was also fun that jimbo was on the first pit stop episode and they talked about it lol
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Happy 1st Mensiversary, Jimbo!
Selamat satu bulan, baobeii ⪩ •⩊• ⪨
Aku nekat bikin postingan tumblr padahal tau kalau kita berdua bukan orang yang love languagenya woa. Tapi aku harap, dengan postingan ini, semua rasa sayangku ke kamu bisa sampai, ya?
Sedikit rekomendasi dari aku, kamu dengerin ini sambil dengerin lagunya Beabadoobee.
Sebulan ini, rasanya jadi cepet banget, karena aku menikmati hari-hari bareng kamu. I still remember how we met each other, I remember how I fall in love with you, the doubtful feelings that you like me back, and more.
Meeting you, is such the best things happened to me. Kamu enggak malu dan ragu buat menyampaikan apa yang kamu rasain, maksud aku disini, you say it directly to me when you feel jealous. Kamu juga enggak ragu buat say how much you love me, buat puji aku, buat bilang if you're tired or something.
Don't forget to kiss me
Or else you'll have to miss me
I guess I'm stuck forever
By the glue, oh, and you
I always wanted to say thank you for being here with me, for accepting my weakness and my silly things. Our communication is getting better day by day. Apa yang aku sampaiin, selalu kamu tanggepin, begitu juga sebaliknya.
Kamu selalu punya waktu untuk quality time sama aku, ditengah sibuknya kamu di kehidupan nyata. Aku suka waktu kamu ngajakin aku mabar, aku suka habisin waktu main game sama kamu, aku suka waktu kamu sabar sama aku dengan kebodohanku di dalam game. Intinya aku suka semua hal tentang gimana kamu berusaha habisin waktu buat aku.
Aku selalu berharap aku bisa pat-pat kamu langsung when you have a bad day. Aku selalu berharap selalu ada untuk kamu di waktu seneng maupun sedih.
Baobeiii, thank you for loving me and everything about me. Happy first mensive, i love you, and, don't forget to kiss me, baobei *shy*
Yours, Kurosawa Kyoko ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
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Kyle Brofloski/Eric Cartman (SP fic) part 5
('In love with my hatred')
/What exactly are we?/
Kyle goes through old memories between his younger self and his 'buddy'.
Slight warning ⚠️ this is a very disturbing fluffed caramelized deranged fic, kinda, not really. Just watch yourself when you press 'read more'.
Author's note: I've been so— sleep deprived guys sorry I'd I've been lacking, I'm gonna be out for a couple of days so my chaps are either gonna be short, rushed or a little delayed than usual 😭
I also want to mention that I appreciate the support I'm receiving! @liabilit-e I'm still considering on posting it on AO3 but Idk if it's just me but everytime I try loading the page it gets all laggy and slow so it's kinda not something I'm thrilled about, but still, thanks for the support! 💓 @myst1calx I think I've bother you enough but I appreciate the offer! I'll try searching for solutions but if I don't, Ik where to go, tnks;)
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Kyle couldn't get a bit of sleep, tossing everything aside from his desk to his floor, books flying everywhere papers spreading across the room as he slammed the table with both his fist, externally wanting to not be heard but hoping internally someone could hear him, understand him.
Frustration streamed in his veins, glassy eyes that began to sting feeling a boiling sensation in his feet; that becomes too annoying to ignore needing to move them left, right, on top of the other, bottom again, move move move until you start feeling your legs numb themselves having to force moving them aswell, arching his upper back releasing unwanted stress, the tension on his neck worsening as his growing headache resurfaced.
It was like a damn fever everytime he found himself wide awake until four in the morning, drinking coffee to make himself not dose off. Now he finds himself so use to the routine his brain makes him stay awake until it's 'time for bed' even if he doesn't drink coffee and actually attempts to sleep early.
How can you procrastinate while trying to sleep? Doing shit your brain makes you think you should do just in case you forget tomorrow.
'Write that down, Kyle' 'why didn't I think about this before, I should write it now before it gets even more late!' 'If I do this now, I won't worry tomorrow' tomorrow, tomorrow, 'tomorrow' ironically being morning, and initially the new day.
Technically being 'tomorrow', technically tricking himself going in to some ongoing messy loop.
Contemplating himself in his reflection against his laptop, he couldn't help it. Work was stressful as it is, and now having Cartman up his ass with messages asking 'wym by 'boyfriend', jew?' He hated not knowing what to respond, in all honesty, why the fuck did he even say that? Why let Kenny's teasing get him so bad? It wasn't even as bad as Cartman's taunting.
And kissing Cartman infront of the whole school? Words spread like fire, his parents heard of it from Scotch's who heard from Marsh who had heard it from Jimbo who was told from Donovan! And so on so on!
This was getting outta hand, and he didn't know why he even let himself be put in a situation he wasn't even sure he could even say regretted of.
He grabbed his laptop slamming it shut as he went downstairs going in to the garage; grabbing a hammer and heading outside in the now snowing weather, the sun was about to rise now claiming for a new day to begin.
He threw his laptop hard in the ground beneath him 'thump', slamming with force the first hit with the hammer 'thwack!' 'thwack!' Shesst' 'thwack!' 'thwack!' Hit by hit getting more aggravated, taking all his frustrations, concerns and thoughts aways.
'Why did I commit to this!?'
'Why do I care so much of what others think!'
'Why do I feel like I'm gonna mess it up somehow!'
'Why commit to something you're not sure you'll end up finishing!'
'It was too much work, so much time consuming, so much of his soul, sweat and tears put in months, weeks, days of work and he knew damn well he'll still make the effort to continue doing it'
'Risking his health both physically and mentally for a dumb grading'
'Exposing himself being in 'love' with a fat psychotic fuck, either have his heart broken or be disappointed for any outcome awaiting for him'
'He wasn't sure he could even say he loved him, but fuck he couldn't deny his attraction'
'Even if things went south, he promise himself HE would be the one to break up with Cartman, never reverse! If it isn't him saying 'goodbye' than Cartman will sit his ass down and wait!'
'If someone's deserving of another heart break it's Eric Cartman!'
He panted heavily as cold sweat drained his face, halting seeing his mad 'creation', a man walking his dog passing by the sidewalk eyeing him weirdly before continuing his pace. He sighed as he let go of the hammer; falling to the ground, sinking deeply in the snow.
He swiped some sweat off his forehead 'good thing he had all his work saved in the cloud'. And thanked God he didn't burn his paperwork.
Feeling a buzz in his pockets, he took it out and responded:
'Mornin' to u, fatboy'
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"It's okay bubbie, we don't judge you for your awful taste," his mother reassured in a soothing voice squeezing his cheeks with both her hands making him pout, "Besides there's nothing wrong with being gay, we support it, we support you," with a loud 'muack' staining his left cheek with some of her red lip gloss.
"Ofcourse, however we would judge you immensely if you're the woman in the relationship," Gerald added as he fixes some issue on the tv, Ike nodded in agreement as he passed a screwdriver to his dad.
"Gerald!," Sheila screamed, sending him a scowl.
"What?"
"It's true, ma, if someone deserves to take it up the ass, it's Eric. He's a piece of shit and has teased Kyle for being a 'no good jew' for years," Ike commented before passing some duck tape.
"WHAT WHAT WHAT!? language mister! That's your future brother in law you're now talking about," Her mother attempted defending him but he noticed how she glance upwards contemplating it aswell.
"Yikes," Ike shuddered by the thought and realization.
That's all he could recall of how his family reacted to the news, now walking to school as he avoided the bus and Cartman all together. It was funny that the other day it was the complete opposite. He wanted to be close to Cartman, see him, talk to him and now, he wants to avoid even glancing at him.
So he thought.
Cartman was his 'boyfriend' everyone would expect for he to act like one, probably even Cartman himself.
He scratched under his hat, trying his best to ease his nerves.
Third period in and no sign of Cartman, 'the fuck did fatass go?' He thought, bouncing his leg anxiously focusing hard in to paying attention in class, but his eyes couldn't help but glance at the empty seat behind him.
"Kyle! Stop being a complete gaywad cause your little boyfriend went missing for a day ¡and pay attention!," Garrison screamed annoyed, making Kyle snap back at the board, some of his classmates snickered and whisper.
Stan glanced at him but he avoided looking back at him.
At lunch he texted Cartman asking him why he didn't bother going to school, but received no response in return.
He found that odd, maybe even second guessing if Cartman was actually taking in this new 'thing' going on between them any better. 'What if fatass was just as evasive with the subject as he was trying to do?'
He hesitated, as he munched on his food oblivious of the stares he's getting.
Dashing to his locker he went through his stuff and got a small key hidden behind some old markers; he should definitely throw away but didn't. He headed back to class as he waited for school to end straight up heading some old abandoned building they use to hide out as kids. Becoming the new 'freedom pals' headquarters, 'base' or whatever. He was the 'chosen one' for key keeping; mostly preventing Cartman to find it and scratch up all their things in spite, he was the only villain who was out to get them.
He opened the big metallic door with a 'creak' as it opened slowly, the hide out was never use nowadays and he hoped no hobos had crashed it by now, he honestly didn't care as long as he didn't encounter one at that moment. Right now that he needed something. He remembered having hidden it right in this base, away from Cartman, as it was the only place he was sure Cartman wouldn't grab it and use it as leverage against him.
He remembers how stoked he was to have found a small compartment underneath the floor, and how secretive he was deciding to hog his discovery for himself. Under a big rug he managed to peel it off dust spreading across the room, coughing heavily as he cringed by the bugs and mold that came out from it.
Moldy, greasy gross pictures spread in the compartment as a wet smell came out.
He went through all those pictures, memories flooding his head as he gather them up, shoving some old toys aside as he finally brought to his chest the red box he's been looking for.
Closing behind the metallic door as he went out and walked back home, now dark as he finally arrived.
He entered his room, locked his door as he approached his messy desk. Carefully placing the box there.
He wouldn't dare admit it, fuck, he probably could never. But countless times of him and Stan taunting Cartman over his diary was one of their favorite things to tease him for, cause it was 'funny' 'cringe' 'girly', etc, so the fact he did the unthinkable.
Funny enough, he made sure to consider his own a 'journal' than a diary, nonetheless it's still similar to one. It had everything he's written from age 7 to 9, it wasn't too big neither was he constant with it but it was definitely personal, and after that he never actually found himself writing shit down, he had other hobbies he was more interested of and honestly, wasn't his thing.
He admired the crappie scribbles with crayons and markers cover, all now full of mold, smudges and peeling edges. Still, in his eyes, it was beautiful. He remembered how proud he was to have finished it, and how each page was filled with passion and sincerity. To the good days, to the sad days, angry, stressed, nervous, anxious, spiteful, envious, sorrow, regret, it was a whole ride.
It was a stress reliever for sure, and somehow he understood why Cartman was so into it. But he really couldn't help but to NOT put that much effort in it. He recalls various times just not feeling himself to fill a page, no energy or just didn't care, but he pushed himself forward onto atleast writing two paragraphs. Cause if he stopped a day, it'll make him delay his enthusiasm making him forget the whole thing after skipping a few.
He opened his first page and he chuckled.
'NOT' in red for emphasis, 'a diaRy'.
Everything was blank besides the black and red ink.
He flipped the next page,
March 1, 2019
'Dear future self,
Today I've decided to write down and for each passing day until my last page, about my daily things or whatever.
To be honest I'm not sure, but I'll give it a try.'
The instruction page was simple yet explanatory, he flipped a couple of pages cause some he'd recognized; either boring or some about his procrastination trying to peek up again and force himself to atleast write he ate some cereal that day.
Halting in one peculiar page not far from those other ones, the edges were covered in pink crayon making it noticeable of being 'personal' to 'super personal'.
March 23, 2019
'Things went overboard with skank hunt (cartman) we had to put an end to it, it was hard, neither did I or Stan wanted to do it. But they did, they ended Cartman, he just couldn't stop no matter how many times they warned him.
That fake act he was putting wasn't fooling anyone, it was painlessly ridiculous how pathetic he looked thinking he'd convince us.
Still, the guilt eats me alive.
Is this what it's called betrayal? Certainly. Did Cartman deserve it? Definitely.
So why do I care so much about that fat piece of shit?
Why does my heart ache thinking about what they did?'
March 23, 2019
'If anyone could hear me, if I could tell myself to not do it, if I could back track time I would go immediately. We were wrong, we took Cartman down for no reason.
It wasn't him, it's silently breaking my mind right now.
I feel like my heart broke in pieces after that revelation, I don't know for sure why. But fuck, I screwed up.
I feel like the dirt and ground I'm steeping in would fall beneath me, falling straight to an abyss.
Looking at Cartman was like a punch in the gut a wound being spread in to my chest as a knife poke out from inside. Being stabbed.
If I could've listened to him, if I believed him...
Pain, a aching sensation spreading in my body, the wound sting. It burned.
And I can't find myself forgiving myself anytime soon.
I cried today.'
He couldn't help himself but to pace a finger gently on to that page, remembering vividly those memories spread back in his mind, feeling immensely what he had felt those past times.
Reconnecting to his younger self.
He flipped through two pages already knowing the rest.
March 25, 2019
'Heidi Turner, a girl I just found out will be willingly capable of dating fatass.
I still can't believe it, it's impossible to grasp upon it. Who would want to date Cartman? In what world would that be possible? Clearly in this one.
Fuck, the images resurface my mind everytime I shut my eyes, Cartman holding Heidi's hand, him making some gay ass necklace for her, smiling wide to her. Beaming as he was the most happiest boy alive as if they didn't broke his shit not long ago.
My stomach revolts by the thought, by the damn memory. I feel nauseous even writing it down, right now I feel grossed out. I want to vomit-
All over Cartman, that piece of shit is asking for it, this is all his fault. Like usual.
I have other worries to deal with, why does fatass always does something to keep me off track of what's important?
Fuck him, and fuck this shitty skank hunt situation.
And fuck girls! Fuck them all!
Butters is right they don't need to try to fix the girls shit by degrading themselves, they needed to show them that they had enough and they've tried, but now they're standing up for themselves for what's right. Cause they're going overboard with their bitch attitude.
So I'm sticking to it.'
Flicking some further pages he 'tsk'.
April 19, 2019
'Do I like Heidi Turner?
Or is it because she's Cartman's girlfriend? She deserves better than to date a asshole, he is only gonna cause her pain.
I've thought I just wanted to prevent a tragedy, save her the damage he'll cause her eventually. But maybe the girls are right? Maybe I am kinda interested in her. She's cute and seems smart, the type of girl anyone could fall interested, no?
Cartman isn't happy with her, he bitches about her all the time. She doesn't deserve that.
He doesn't deserve to be that miserable either, technically, he is helping a friend out, right?
It's not like that relationship is going anywhere, Cartman should just dump that poor girl already.
I feel pity, but I also understand if it was easy to be manipulated from that douchbag. No one can understand Cartman the way I do, no one can see through his lies, posture, gestures, words even see the mischievous glint in his eyes everytime he thinks he could trick him.
I hope she now realizes it isn't a easy deal, kisses and praises won't change Cartman, I doubt anything will. But still, Heidi seems too naive to realize, considering the girls aren't really trying to put an end to her relationship with Cartman, I thought it'd be a good idea to intervene.
But maybe I was wrong? I didn't expect to develop some sorta crush on Heidi, now that I think about it, I don't.. really feel anything but sympathy for her.
But if the girls think that I may be attracted to her maybe they see something I just can't see yet.
Maybe I do like Heidi.'
He unintentionally shook his head, grasping the idiocy of his own denial mind.
April 23, 2019
'I 'fought' Cartman today, kinda. It was just a tiny punch in the face that knocked him out cold.
He was being a douche, couldn't just move on from Heidi. Just couldn't let go because maybe spite? Or maybe he just likes being able to degrade someone who he knew will still be stuck on to his bullshit with 'no' choice but to deal with. Someone who'll indulge him, praise him and naively expecting him to change. Even though they were being manipulated by him that very instant.
Still, I MAY feel a little bad.. for doing what I did.
It's more of a certainty to show what it REALLY is to be in a healthy relationship, and to make sure no one fell again into Cartman's manipulative lies.
Someone has to teach him a lesson, someone has to put that fat bastard in his place. Someone has to make him realize it's not worth chasing after a girl that isn't doing anything wrong but like him back. Someone he truly just doesn't like and just uses to pin his shit on to them, dragging them with him. Turning them in him.
It's like Cartman was self destroying himself even more as that relationship continued to build, and planned to just take Heidi with him as it falls down.
Cartman wasn't happy, he was bummed all the time, and his energy just seemed drained. I find it quite annoying, mostly when he bashes about it and saying it's because of Heidi yet he showed no mean on dumping her anytime soon.
Good to know he didn't have to, making it easy for him to just move on!
Pretty much she handed him a way out and he shoved it up his ass. Typical Cartman, can't let something go if it doesn't end his way, childishly whining and making a fit as it didn't go as planned.
Claiming he no longer wanted to deal with Heidi but now begged to have her back, that he 'needed' her to be happy when he fucking wasn't.
What class of miserable logic was that?
Oh, I am now also dating Heidi Turner.'
April 25, 2019
'My first date with Heidi was unexplainable, it didn't last at all. She ended things off the moment I was immediately ready to take her out for a nice evening.
I'm disappointed, I tried, I really did, but I underestimated Cartman's commitment and stubbornness.
She was too far lost in Cartman's lies, he isn't gonna stop her now. She chose this path might aswell stick with it.
I already had gotten in to it too much, I was even warned and I didn’t listen, now I’m paying the consequences for it.
I've gotten my heartbroken two times and my hopes have been dragged enough, I'm not gonna follow in to this mess any longer; just listen to my friends on doing nothing and let it be.
If they want to willingly destroy each other, I won't care, it's not my problem anymore.
He'll realize eventually how bad it is to continue tagging along something he's forcing himself to be stuck with, instead of just using his common senses and rationalize his choices.
Even though it'll probably take awhile for he to do so, probably even get his balls kicked while trying to pathetically deny that his 'happiness' relied on only some girl.
Fuck Cartman.'
November 26, 2019
‘Cartman recently got broken up, now it seems to be legitimate. It also seems he had no plans on trying to pursue her any longer, he seems to have gotten over it very quickly even looked relieved.
I could probably say that fat fuck learned his lesson.
Things have been getting normal lately, the usual, but I figured I should just put a end to this chapter as I can now say for sure Cartman had also put it to end.’
He continually flipped page after page, reading through other small memories to heartwarming one of his friends or family. Stopping in to another peculiar but fond one.
December 2, 2019
Things like these are not meant to be forgotten, I must write this down engraving the essence of it, barely baring the possibility of it even happening
I just.. unbelievable, it’s fucking unbelievable.
Might as well shoot me in the head cause my eyes and ears just witnessed something mythologic. Something surreal that shouldn’t had happened but has somewhat craved seeing.
Generosity, from no other but from Cartman.
Me being proud of the fatass would be a underestimate, I can't described in exact words how I felt at that moment but I'll try describing it as best as I can.
Today was typically leveraging, having to be put up with the adults of town do something absolutely bizarre (stupid), we had to deal with Randy so we were targeted separately as being 'trouble', we as children were being pinned the blame on, than to the actual culprit.
It pissed them off ofcourse but it wasn't no surprise for them that Randy had use that excuse for his own dismay.
Somehow Stan managed to get us out from the cell we were put in, so it wasn't also a surprise for us to finish off the hell fire Randy Marsh had spread.
Apparently they needed something of great value to stop the gigantic robot that destroyed buildings in a dramatic 'godzilla' manner. People screamed in terror as they ran until they felt they were capable of going to. And well us four were confused, we weren't like at a place to go back home and get something valuable. We were stuck and in a middle of a crisis.
At the moment we were gonna give up and surrender as we had nothing, Cartman spoke up saying 'I do' and took it out from his pocket while grumbling under his breath unheard words as he gave the scientist (who was helping us) a small golden ring he previously had bragged about to me and the gang 'ha-hahaha! I got gold and you don't! Hahaha-ha! You cant steal this from me Kahl I'll have it on me 24/7 you sneaky little rat!' In his annoying mockingly manner and his dumb little dance as he sang it in tune.
We were all left bewildered, I know by how I had glanced to the guys to see if what I saw was real, and their surprised expression confirmed it.
Cartman gave his most precious ring to save south park out of his own will and heart.
I thought it was some type of charade or something with double gain but it seemed he didn't planned on doing anything at the end of it, just leaving home and cursing us out for being 'lame'.
It was so dreamy seeing him do that, he looked amazing doing something good for once, adorably innocent, I think he noticed it wasn't 'normal' of his character so he covered it up with a 'I'm doing it for Stan cause I know deep down he still cares for his dumbass dad,' But even that left me in 'awe'.
Fucking unbelievable.'
He continued flipping through pages realizing it wasn't so far off for him to start developing a sorta thing for fatass. He looked at a scribbled down page from the top, the writing was place on the bottom as if he was rethinking his words and overly stressed about it as he had ripped down some previously pages before writing on this one.
He realized this was already in the period of the covid crisis.
August 22, 2020
'Today was worrisome, Stan was acting differently (stress) motivated on wanting to help Butters build a bear during our school lockdown.
Ofcourse that just lead problems and various kids die (including kenny) in the process as we had convinced everyone to help out, we weren't supposed to escape neither ran off in the neighborhood.
Hiding from the police as we broke in the build a bear shop, Stan desperately attempting to build a bear while we tried reasoning with him that it was impossible without an adult's help, while surrounded by police officers outside.
And then there was Cartman AGAIN leaving us bewildered as he gave up the pangolin pitying Stan, again, for Stan.
It was starting to be a sorta thing of his to be doing small acts of good being 'Stan' influenced, it was starting to bug me.
I told Stan off on the phone before bed; what was up with him and Cartman but he was left confused and I hanged up before he could say anything.
The fuck with those two?'
He flipped through those pages smiling incredulous realizing how dumb he was to not see his own jealous arising.
September 10, 2020
'I told Cartman off his bullshit but it's like he didn't get me at all, that piece of shit.
I had told him in a way that didn't expose my skepticism without ridiculing myself but also in a way that he'll understand instantly.
'What? Are you gonna go do something about it for your boyfriend?' I had told him.
We were discussing about continuing on heading downtown and hang out or follow through whatever Randy had gotten in to revolving his weed business as he had called pleading Stan to help him with something while we were already on the way.
Stan groaned annoyed hanging up pinching the bridge of his nose contemplating on doing his dad's request or not, Cartman chimed in shrugging it off saying 'maybe if we take a cab and go to the fist seven eleven we see; grab the cheapest lighter there is and just swoop in, give your dad the lighter. Probably expecting it to last a minute-' he kept blabbering some type of vengeful scheme while Stan grunted shoving his hands inside his pockets.
'I dunno man, I'm really tired of Mr. Marsh issues rubbing on us,' Kenny told the four expecting for us to continue the first plan we had in mind.
'Yeah, but if Stan-' Cartman tried speaking for Stan, and when I mean TRY, I meant I interrupted him.
'What? Are you gonna do something about it for your boyfriend?'
I saw how Cartman acted as if he didn't know what I meant, arching those thin brows of his and squinting his glinting eyes in 'confusion'.
It pissed me off some more.
But Stan intervene claiming he really didn't want to get involved in his dad's shit today so we left it there.
Was it too much? No. I think. I'm just tired of this dumb act of Cartman's but I'm also tired of Randy's charades like Kenny had stated, it's just too much.
And what's up with Stan not saying anything about it? Like, he's just shrugging off that Cartman has openly stated most of the time being 'him' the reason he does nice things.
That's not normal, I wouldn't just shrug it off if I we're Stan.
I.. I'm not sure exactly what would I do if it were ME he'd do those nice things for, but I know I wouldn't ignore it. I'd probably ask for an explanation or something, fuck, maybe even see his limits, push him through exposing those good layers in him, analyzing his every movements, gestures, words, see if I could captivate some lie or genuine act.
Fuck, I wish I were Stan.'
Flipping through more pages, he recalled many other questionable moments between him and Cartman but this one stole the take.
July 9, 2022
'It was a blissful and snowy day, and Cartman couldn't stop nagging about me not getting him a birthday present.
In reality, I didn't give him a present cause I really didn't know what to give him (he isn't really easy to please when it comes from me.) So I justified myself saying he didn't deserve it and 'why would I want to give anything to someone who's a egocentric selfish piece of shit?', which isn't entirely untrue either.
In all honesty I was already getting tired of Cartman's nagging so I decided to go to Walmart and purchase some pizza rolls and call it even.
But, I just couldn't help myself but to eye a nice ceramic shiny white tea set that was placed in display. I remembered how Cartman has always had a thing for that type of stuff, he loves tea and also loves to do tea parties (which was very embarrassing) but nonetheless was something I knew he liked and I just remembered how Cartman still kept his old tea set in use, he was probably not capable on just buying a new one.
That was the perfect damn present, okay? I didn't have a choice.
It wasn't too much of me to go into a competition of pottery crazy lovers and compete for some limited edition tea set made from some old japanese master they idolized as some god, just for Cartman.
Okay, I may had done a little too much effort, but I was determined on not losing against a bunch of geeks, alright? NOT just Cartman.
I limped tirelessly twoards Cartman's door step with a tea set in hands, knocked clumsy trying to not fall in the ground by my wobbly legs.
And just shoved it in Cartman's arms as he opened the door with pj's on, declaring it was already late at night when I had finished that whole ordeal.
'You better not break it fatass.'
And I left, hoping Cartman would stop complaining of my absent present once and for all.'
He smiled knowingly he did. Tracing with his finger a couple of scribbles down at the end edge were he remembered he tried venting out his feelings with out actually really ripping off the page he wrote just cause he was angrily embarrassed to admit how much he WANTED to get that tea set for Cartman.
How he knew it'll make him happy. How he'll love it.
And worse part of it all, he was right. Cartman loved it and he really didn't know what to feel everytime they'd go to his house and he’d see the set place in his table, so neatly place it looked intentional.
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#south park#kyle brofloski#eric cartman#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#kyman#sp kyman#'in love with my hatred' fic#not me self reflecting into Kyle's insomnia💀#next chapter will have some Cartman against >:3#fun fact i knocked out while writing the last part before posting it holy crap💀#i was supposed to post this yesterday lmao
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“I didn’t mean—I just don’t want to see you made a fool of— He fancies you, James Potter fancies you!” Why did Snape think that Lily would make a fool of herself if she returned her feelings to James? Did he think that James was just a jerk who would treat her like one of his conquests and would ditch her when he's bored?
Now, now, anon, let’s take in the context here.
Let’s look at what led to that happening:
“They don’t use Dark Magic, though.” She dropped her voice. “And you’re being really ungrateful. I heard what happened the other night. You went sneaking down that tunnel by the Whomping Willow, and James Potter saved you from whatever’s down there —”
Snape’s whole face contorted and he spluttered, “Saved? Saved? You think he was playing the hero? He was saving his neck and his friends’ too! You’re not going to — I won’t let you —”
“Let me? Let me?”
Lily’s bright green eyes were slits. Snape backtracked at once.
“I didn’t mean — I just don’t want to see you made a fool of — He fancies you, James Potter fancies you!” The words seemed wrenched from him against his will. “And he’s not . . . everyone thinks . . . big Quidditch hero —”
So, the deadhead- I mean redhead talks about Jimbo Bimbo and how he heroically saved Snivellus from whateverthefuckisdownthere’s wrath. Sneep Snoop gets all incoherent which leads him to say “I won’t let you—” which—had the Leapfrog (thanks for that @creative-geek1, definitely gonna start calling her that) not interrupted him—would’ve probably been “I won’t let you defend him to me” or something along those lines, then he says “I just don’t to see you made a fool of.”
So what he meant by that is likely that he doesn’t want her to look like a fool once it’s revealed that James is “not . . . everyone thinks . . . big Quidditch hero —” after Lily defended him to Sevy baby, not because of her returning her feelings for that knobhead or anything like that. Don’t take things out of context. Bad anon.
Did he think that James was just a jerk who would treat her like one of his conquests
One of his conquests? Pray tell where we see any of these “conquests” in canon? James has no canonical romantic past with anyone other than Lily, from what we see in canon; he only seemed to have eyes for Lily. You make it sound like he had a reputation for that.
Anyway, have an exceptionally ordinary day.
#wait how do i tag??#anti james potter#anti lily evans#it’s not but i’ll tag it anyway#anti lily evans potter#anti lily potter#severus snape#pro snape#pro severus snape#snape#anti snaters#harry potter#hp
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here's some ship scenarios cuz why not-
(THESE WERE COPIED FROM VARIOUS OTP PROMPT GENERATORS)
(SUGGESTIVE WARNING FOR SOME OF THE SCENARIOS)
GUIDE OF WHERE THE CHARACTERS ARE FROM:
mcsquizzy - open season
tuesday - uglydolls
professor marmalade - the bad guys
cuddles - the bad guys
master shifu - kung fu panda
chickenhare - chickenhare and the hamster of darkness
meg - chickenhare and the hamster of darkness
rusty - chickenhare and the hamster of darkness
mr wolf - the bad guys
diane foxington - the bad guys
carl - duck duck goose
pb - dc league of super pets
chip - dc league of super pets
maddie - back to the outback
pretty boy - back to the outback
jimbo - paws of fury: the legend of hank
lulu - dc league of super pets
pop - trivia crack
tito - trivia crack
al - trivia crack
tina - trivia crack
aaaand (y/n) is you, the reader!
- mcsquizzy helping tuesday dry and brush their hair after a shower.
- professor marmalade giving cuddles a tight hug that makes them lose their breath.
- (y/n) spreads out master shifu's legs as he rubs his thighs. This causes master shifu to get all blushy and let out quiet moans.
- chickenhare falling asleep during the car ride home and (y/n) carrying them into the house.
- (y/n) holding meg's hands when they are shaking
- rusty and (y/n) having a tickle fight until they're breathless
- mcsquizzy and (y/n) driving in heavy rain. It’s getting hard to see anything, so they pull over and find a covered picnic area to wait out the storm. They talk until it’s safe to drive again, and find out loads of new things about each other.
- mr wolf goes up to diane and grabs them into the air and spins them around, diane asks what they are doing and mr wolf responds with, “I just realized I love you, and it feels amazing.”
- carl crossdresses for baby-meringue
- (y/n) comes home to find professor marmalade lying on the bed seductively, wearing a lacy bra, silk stockings, and silk panties.
- pb helping chip undress
- chip puts on their best lingerie to seduce (y/n)
- maddie having to rescue pretty boy from a pack of kittens/puppies.
- pretty boy participating in (y/n)'s hobby even if it doesn't personally interest them
- (y/n) and jimbo carrying around balloons so they don't get lost in the crowd
- (y/n) burns their tongue on something hot, lulu kisses it better
- pop hogs all the blankets and tito gets cold so they cling tightly to pop for warmth
- al gets the hiccups, causing tina to laugh every time they try to talk until tina gets the hiccups too
hope u like it!!
have a happy valentine's day with these!!!!
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*wipes the sweat off of my face* phew!!
#open season#uglydolls#the bad guys#kung fu panda#chickenhare and the hamster of darkness#duck duck goose#dc league of super pets#back to the outback#paws of fury the legend of hank#trivia crack#ship scenarios#x reader#valentine's day 2023#love
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AUBREY WATCHES AS8 - EPISODE 8
SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE ASS EPISODE UNDER THE CUT
thoroughly upset that jinkx monsoon is not one of the available options. or alaska. i think those would have been killer looks
congration to lala! you done it!!
AWWW JESSICA GIVING LALA HER CROWN AND ALEXIS GIVING HER SCEPTER 🥺
oh my god. is jimbo using the motherfucking stool to hold up her boobs
KANDY. KANDY YOU SLY BITCH YOU HAD ME FOOLED 😭
AHAHA NOT THE BONGO BOOBS
ALEXIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR
lala has been so charming. i love her
AHHHH BALONEY GHOST IS BACK <3333
oh my god im excited to see who does trixie
OMIGOSHHH JESSICA AS HER OLD SEASON 2 SISTER <333
OH AND ALEXIS IS DOING HER SEASON 9 SISTER!!
ok i said i was excited to see who does trixie but now im just scared. jimbo if you do big boobs trixie you're literally dead to me.
OH GOD THE SPONGES IN MONET'S BOX
OH MY GOD HELP. I FORGOT ABOUT STANKY THE STARFISH
LMAO. jessica wishes she had big naturals <3
jimbo the himbo. help shes getting so distracted
JIMBO WENT SNORK MIMIMI AWW
im sorry. you're doing AVANT GARDE FACEKINI for TRIXIE MATTEL????????? girlllllll........
RAVEN AND SHANNELLLLLLL HELLOOOOOO
"don't answer that" im DYING
i love jessica getting in touch with all her s2 sisters this episode <33
i can see the mic wire through kandy's tank top LMFAOOO
ok you know what... i admire lala's ambition <3
not kandy with her tatas out and a hole in her padding and everyone being fucking GOOFY
not jimbo killing alexis dead on the floor 😭
i love alexis sitting on the floor. we love a girl who takes some personal Floor Time
omg i can see one of kandy's inflated pigtails in the background of this one shot
oooh lala's wig looks sickening
aww i kinda like the pattern!! i believe in u lala
OH NO SHES STARTING OVER FROM SCRATCH ???
oh my god what kind of weird ass boogie woogie are they doing into the werkroom 😭
THREE DIFFERENT GOWNS?!?!?!?!?!
oh god if lala goes home im gonna be crestfallen.
"omg lemme try it" "nO >:("
i love jimbo but i lowkey hope that she ends up in the bottom just once OOP
omggg lalalexis moment....
oh man i am NOT feeling ru's look this week
brandon who?
AHAHAHA SHE ENDED UP USING THE SPONGE AFTER ALL... THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
jimbo
MOVING ON :)
oh. oh dear. lala is giving mother i'm afraid
oooh i adore the wig but i can see the lace from a mile away... lala noooooo
OOOOOOOOO WERK ALEXISSSSSS WITH THE MOTHERFUCKIN FEATHERSSSS AND THE TULLE TRAINNNNN AND THE BODYODYODY!!!!!!
JAW DROP. JESSICA MOTHERFUCKING WILD YOU SEXY BITCH!!!!!!
THE YASSIFICATION OF YASSICA WILD ✨
"beautifully executed" my nonexistent NUTS. get OUTTA HERE.
get that shit out of my face
god alexis is gorgeous tonight. hope she wins
OH MY GODDDDD YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
no no NOOO NOOOOOOOOOO
okay well i imagine alexis isnt going to pick lala. for one thing it would be a huge backstab AND it would kill any chance of poor alexis getting her crush reciprocated
oh man alexis looks motherfucking snatched. girl those CONTACTS?!?!?!
omg theres so much tulle happening
NICKY DOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH MY GOODNESS SHES SO MOTHERFUCKING GORGE
alexis PLEASE win and save ur girlfriend lala <3333
oh god. these boots were made for walking. this better be a good lipsync
this lipsync is so sexy and silly i am LIVING
pls tell me alexis won
OH THANJK GOD. oh i REALLY hope this means lala is safe
oh no not the tear stain on kandys cheek. my heart is breaking
what
WHAT
oh alexis is getting NO pussy. she just fucking blew her shot SO bad
wow they made the dance break extra long this episode
KATYA
KATYA
KATYA
KATYA
KATYA
KATYA
I FUCKING SCREAMED
WHAT
WHAT
HUH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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You already know I gotta ask about the baby!
What are some headcannons you have about Jumbo's life before their little group? What was his birth family like?
sorry if anything is misspelled, I COULDN'T SEE THRU MY TEARS-
An only child, born to a single mother who had been promised that the man she was with would marry her someday. But it never happened, and once he found out she was pregnant, he broke it off with her entirely. So she was left doing odd jobs to provide for her new child, because she didn’t want to just abandon him.
When he was a young child, they actually lived within a wealthy family’s estate for a few years since she’d found a job as a scullery maid. That was nice, to have steady food and shelter for a while. Of course, the head of the family eventually found some reason to move the two on; probably because they’d found someone else who didn’t have a child and was therefore a more convenient hire. So, back to the streets it was, and that… was the beginning of the end.
His mother also suffered from gigantism, so she had health issues. Although she loved her son very much and tried to provide for him as best she could, the stress weighed on her as she overworked herself. Because of the lack of resources, she never visited a doctor, so any symptoms she had were pushed to the side in favor of working to earn a living. One day it was just… too much, and she passed away from complications of gigantism combined with heavy stress.
The worst part is that it happened whilst she and her son were living on the street, meaning that he woke up one morning and found her dead next to him. He tried to wake her up and of course couldn’t; one of the other people on the street had to come up to tell him what had happened. The woman put a hand on his shoulder, said softly, “Sweet’eart, she’s gone. I’m sorry,” and left a child to deal with the grief of losing his mother. Not that there was much anybody could have done at that point.
He wandered for a long time after that, trying to find a way to survive. It wasn’t easy, and being young, he was too clumsy to do the jobs his mother had gotten by doing. He tried, but it was always the same thing ― he was still learning how to manage his condition, so he often broke things due to not fully realizing how big he was in proportion to ‘normal’-sized objects. Any job he managed to get never lasted too long.
He just never fit in. Even with other wretches on the street, he was chased away because he was a ‘giant freak’. Everyone was always afraid of him. He was big and looked intense and was quiet, so people thought he had a bad temper or was violent and waiting to snap. In reality he’s always been shy and simply serious, never really ill-tempered. In fact, anyone who actually got to know him would realize he was quite a nice fellow; anyone who was willing to sit with him in company for a bit, he’d share whatever food he could manage to get or whatever shelter he could find with them. Very few people ever managed to look past their preconceived notions of him, which means few people ever saw what a kind soul he really was.
His given name was James. It got shortened a lot to Jim, and when he introduced himself to people, some manipulators trying to gain his trust (to exploit his size or strength, usually) would call him Jimbo, and from there it was a short leap to Jumbo because of how big he was. It’s not the preferred way he would have wanted to get a nickname, although it’s stuck now, so he doesn’t much mind it. He still remembers his birth name, though. Once in a while, if he really, really trusts someone, he might talk about it. If he gets close to a S/O, for example… he might ask them, in a very small, insecure voice, to call him James. Just… just to see if that still feels like him, or if he’s changed so much that the name his mother gave him doesn’t fit anymore.
#asktenshigrace#Black Butler#Kuroshitsuji#Jumbo#headcanons#general#platonic#familial#angst#UGHHHHH MY HEART....... I love my boy so much ;-;#one hell of a queue
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