#(im sorry)

[spghtrbry]

two versions because i dont know what to do with this drawing

#im sorry #better call saul #howard hamlin #kim wexler #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #lalo salamanca #the worst foursome ever

[roachesinmyhair]

spamgetthi

#its six am an ims till awake #spamton #im sorry #gotta keep you all on your feet cant only post cute art #spamton g spamton #My art #The events that unfolded due to this image were horrid #Spaghetti eating noises on the vc

[r0sarylamb]

#im sorry #hazbin hotel #adam x lute #adam hazbin hotel #lute hazbin hotel #guitarspear

[aaaaaaaaa-no]

Guys we’re trending 😍

#phan #dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #IM SORRY #ignore the fact it’s not loaded my wifi is shit #autism

[ghastlylamb]

He's just so

#the ghoul x reader #cooper howard #fallout x reader #fallout the series #fallout the show #fallout the ghoul #the ghoul #goddamn #holy hell #save a horse ride a cowboy #if you know what i mean #wink #im sorry #ghoul fallout #awooga

[homemadeaxolotl]

Obey Me x TWST Chapter 1

(Y/N)'s POV:

(Y/N) jumped a bit when they heard the smooth, yet mysterious voice, quickly turning around to see a slightly taller man with fair skin, dark clothes, and a black crow mask. (Y/N) looked confused as they looked at the man, quickly snapping out of their confused stupor as they spoke cautiously. "Umm… Who… Who are you…?"

The man smirked and chuckled as he stepped closer and spoke. "I'm Crowley. The Headmage of this school behind me." Crowley motioned to the large castle looking building behind him as he spoke dramatically. "Night Raven College." The eccentric man then turned to face (Y/N) and leaned in close to them, speaking curiously with a little bit of a little bit of a mischievous edge. "Now, who might you be?"

(Y/N) backed up a bit, a little startled by how much Crowley's eccentricity reminded them of Solomon as they spoke cautiously. "I'm (Y/N)…"

"(Y/N), hmm? Interesting…" Crowley smirked, backing up a bit as he spoke softly to himself. "Certainly not from here… Powerful magic energy… Even alerted Malleus during the housewarden meeting… But I couldn't… Or could I?" Crowley tilted his head sharply, much like (Y/N) remembers Mammon and his crow familiars doing, as he kept speaking softly to himself. "I quite possibly could…"

Suddenly, a new voice could be heard along with multiple different pairs of footsteps. "Crowley? Who is this?"

"Hmm? Oh, Divus! I'm so glad you all could join us!" Crowley quickly added onto his statement when he saw eight other people behind the staff. "Along with the housewardens and our prefect. How wonderful!" He then turned back to face (Y/N) and spoke. "This is (Y/N), the apparent source of the magical energy Malleus sensed. I was about to place them in Ramshackle with Yuu and Grim."

Before Crowley could say anything else, a slightly taller man with green and black clothes, black hair, and black dragon horns spoke up. "Actually, Headmage, I would prefer for them to be in Diasomnia with me, if it's all the same to you. I'm quite interested in finding out just how powerful they are."

"Tch, that doesn't mean the herbivore has to stay with you, you stupid lizard." A man with tan skin, shoulder length brown hair, and lion ears and a tail, rolled his eyes as he glared at the black haired man. "Guys, I think Leona's jealous of Malleus." A boy who looked to be (Y/N)'s height smiled jovially as he spoke teasingly, making Leona turn to glare at the younger looking boy, his tail flicking in annoyance. "I'm not jealous of that damn lizard. Why the hell would I care where some stupid herbivore stays?" Malleus, the "stupid lizard", smirked at Leona as he spoke almost condescendingly. "Now, now, beastie. There's no need to be jealous."

Before Leona could escalate any further, Crowley clapped his hands together once with a wide smile on his face. "I think Malleus' idea is excellent! As long as Malleus is okay with it, which he clearly is, our guest can stay in Diasomnia until further notice!"

"Shouldn't we ask our new friend what they think? They look quite confused." A man with short black and purple locs, predominantly purple clothes, and white gloves, quickly spoke up as he motioned to (Y/N), who did indeed look very confused. "Who are you people? And what's Diasomnia?"

"Seriously? You herbivores were just going to make them live with the damn lizard without even telling him anything?" Leona growled before rolling his eyes and turning his uninterested gaze to (Y/N). "This is Night Raven College and us seven-" Leona motioned to himself and six other people behind him "-Are the housewardens of the different dorms. The housewardens are Riddle Rosehearts, the Heartslaybul housewarden, me, Leona Kingscholar, the Savanaclaw housewarden, Azul Ashengrotto, the Octavinelle housewarden, Kalim Al-Asim, the Scarabia housewarden, Vil Schoenheit, the Pomefiore housewarden, Idia Shroud, the Ignihyde housewarden, and that damn lizard-"

"My name is Malleus Draconia, prince of the Briar Valley, and the housewarden of Diasomnia. And you will be staying in Diasomnia. Normally, this wouldn't happen, but you are a special case, child of man. I've never sensed such powerful magic from anyone before, so I am quite interested in you." Malleus smiled softly at (Y/N) as he interrupted Leona, who growled in annoyance. Malleus then motioned to Crowley and the mysterious man with split dye hair who had a fashion choice that would give Asmodeus a heart attack, along with the other man who spoke up earlier. "These two are Crowley, the headmage of this school, Divus Crewel, our sciences professor, and Sam. He runs the school store."

(Y/N) looked around as everyone was introduced to them before they noticed another person and a walking cat. "What about those two?"

The human sighed and stepped forward, smiling at (Y/N) as they spoke. "I'm Yuu, and this guy with me is Grim. He would have introduced us, but he was hexed by Vil not too long ago and Vil refuses to undo it." Grim looked very annoyed and Vil looked smug as he smirked down at Grim before turning his sharp gaze to (Y/N) as Yuu spoke again. "I don't think we ever got your name." (Y/N) nodded as they spoke. "My name is (Y/N)."

Crowley grinned and clapped his hands together as he spoke excitedly. "Excellent! Let's get you settled in, shall we?"

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Alright, I finally got this chapter out! I'm sorry it took so long, it's getting close to finals week so I'm focusing more on my college classes right now. I can't promise I'll post another chapter before the second or third week of May, but I'll definitely work on it and I'll post it if I just so happen to finish it, but don't expect anything anytime soon.

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Taglist: @axvfr

#obey me #twisted wonderland #twst #twst x reader #twst x mc #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me x mc #obey me x reader #finally got this done #im so slow with this stuff #im sorry #but its out now

[hamwarts]

#rusty venture #venture bros #i had to make this #im sorry #no im not

[thicouchpotato]

So I recently go one of my friends into Hermitcraft and I (forced) asked her to watch the Arizona Dads hot ones stream (she hasn't seen them irl) here's her reaction to each of them irl

Skizzleman - "He looks Tall but like he could kill me with kindness"

Impulse- "What is his hairline bro"

Tango- "HE'S BALD!?"

I FOUND THIS FUNNY OK 😭

#random #tangotek #hermitcraft #impulsesv #skizzleman #im sorry #tango is bald

[batunatu]

text here

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm radar #minecraft story mode #im sorry

[majinbangus]

Silly thought, but what if stroking Soap's cock thrice, for some unknown reason, always gave you good luck or something.

Like, maybe Soap doesn't believe in luck, but you do and you insist, genuinely and wholeheartedly, that after every time you stroke his cock three times, something good always happens to you, or something bad that was supposed to happen didn't. You're so pure in your insistence, too, that Soap can't help but allow you to stroke his cock thrice whenever you think you might need his luck.

His only condition in return is for you to give him an actual handjob later on after his luck helped you.

#this is so goofy #im sorry #soap's got a magic cock #soap x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soapy thoughts :]

[hiro-doodlez]

Also shoutout to those moots of mine who constantly interact with me who I haven't looked at once in weeks

Sorry I don't talk to a lot of you idk how to friend HEEHOO /silly

#hiro.txt #IM SORRY

[willemdafinky]

#twdg #the walking dead game #the walking dead telltale #twdg louis #im sorry

[zxlo-hxlo]

#artists on tumblr #shitpost #yugioh #yu gi oh #priest seto #priest set #im sorry #i love doodling this idiot

[skaluli]

have two medics a week apart from each other

sorry that this is all i got. i've had a few drawing ideas but no clue on how to execute it so apologises for a whole lot of nothing

#artluli #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #i feel really bad about the fact i havent drawn anything good or anything at all #im sorry

[xcherryerim]

Since I did it with the beekeeper might as well do it with fnaf…

I present you my fnaf movie smash list (do not cancel me pls)

#What I gotta say to get a piece of that? Damn! #On the couch in the bed kitchen counter or stairs Wherever you want it baby I'm taking you there #IM SORRY #am i insane or am i right? idk #smash smash smash

[rezmacro]

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

#im sorry