#(it’s a ts quote did you get it)

[mechsbrackets]

I've finished counting all of the nominations for the Best Mechanisms Quote/Line bracket! As of the time of posting, there are 76 responses, and 220 different quotes!!! So many!

The form to submit nominations is still open, and will be until... sometime around noon on Thursday. Maybe a little sooner, maybe a little later. So, make sure to get your last minute nominees in before that closes!!

Question: do you guys want the current list of 32 and current runner ups? I'm pretty much done for tonight, but I could get that together tomorrow if people want that. To clarify, what I mean by runner ups: currently quotes with 4+ nominations are in the bracket, so I'd put the ones with 3 nominations as well. The 3 nominations are runner ups. I am not formatting all of the quotes with 1 and 2 nominations, so if I did post all the quotes, you'd just get the quotes with 3+ nominations.

#the mechanisms #the mechs #the top quotes are still 'fuck you and fuck your train' #as well as 'fuck the ship' / 'i do' #by a pretty wide margin #i have Given Up on formatting everything nicely #but i want everything i put out on this blog to look nice #which is why i'm not posting all of the quotes right now #and instead am asking if ppl want the quotes #i need to format and double check the quotes regardless #but i don't wanna do that tonight #so i'm asking the masses so i can procrastinate doing that #but anyways! #GOD i love this band #all of their quotes are SO FUCKING GOOD #and i'm so happy that this was the chosen bracket theme #although 7 of you guys did nominate TS's death in DTTM so i'm sad too #i get why it's been nominated so much it's a really good and SAD quote #but it's the one that makes me cry every time

[joesalw]

Taylor Swift has an unhealthy obsession with changing her personality according to the men she dates from time to time. It’s funny how she talks about how she's never gonna get back the six years of her life being wasted for being private. But this is the same person who released interviews saying she craves privacy and it has made her life manageable and feel real instead of being the objective of tabloid stories by the media.

It's like she doesn’t have her own perspective of life, she always sees the world the way her partners see them. When she first started dating Joe and started talking about him, she made it look like he is the best thing that has ever happened to her, even in her songs she wrote so highly of him. All the things that she's rejecting now are the things that she admired back in 2016-2022. With all the privacy cravings back then, her fans were dragging Tom hiddleston and Calvin Harris for being so public with her, they dragged these guys saying they only used her for fame and never seen the real Taylor. Back then the narrative was, only Joe was a real guy who loves Taylor for being herself and not the Taylor Swift tm. But since the relationship didn’t work out, she switched the whole narrative again.

This time Joe is the villain for not being public with her. She is so proud of Kelce, she loves to enjoy his shows and apparently she doesn’t care about how many people are pissed of seeing her face everyday, she made a quote on that. But how long since she will switch this narrative too? Again swifties will villainize Travis Kelce and not TS. It's funny how they totally erased the existence of Matty Healy from the interview as well, since it was bad for her image. But we didn’t forget it Taylor that you were proudly hanging out with a racist, xenophobic, islamophobic, zionist guy and publishing articles on how your relationship is NOT platonic.

Her whole activism era started because Joe was an activist. He didn’t stop it after the breakup because it's a part of his personality, he still signed the ceasefire letter. But Taylor didn’t utter a single word about genocide, she's busy learning football and crying about how oppressed she is in her billionaire lifestyle. And somehow she is the Person of the Year in Times magazine.

And talking about her new boyfriend so publicly is something she never did even with Calvin Harris, which was (in comparison) her third most public relationship. But somehow all of this is directed towards Joe as if he was the one in fault for keeping her silent for so long. She is a grown ass woman who can take her own decisions. If she wanted an out from being locked for so long in her own mansions, she could've done that anyway. But to make it look like someone else fault is something she never gets tired of. It's always her exes' faults and not hers. When will you take accountability for your own decisions Taylor Swift?

Like this woman is pushing 40 and is still acting like a high school bully. She is proud of having a boyfriend from football team which is fulfilling her dreams from high school. She loves the attention, loves to play a cheerleader role as a gf. She got a platform like Times magazine’s person of the year where she could talk about serious issues in the world but she'd rather talk about how independent she feels being in a public relationship like this.

Btw it will take no longer than two years for this to turn into a victim trap again, she will then release another article about how she hates so much attention from public and how she craves privacy again, (based on whatever her then boyfriend would want lol) and her fandom will again forget everything she's said in this interview and make an ultimate villain out of Travis Kelce. Literally the same way they did with Jake Gyllenhaal, Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleston, Harry Styles and Joe Alwyn. It is a never ending cycle and it will go on forever until she decides to seek some therapy for herself.

#anti taylor swift #swifties dni #anti swifties #joe alwyn #calvin harris

[2knightt]

the gangs love languages<3

!warnings!

1.GN!reader-mentions of reader being ‘pretty’

2.minor swearing

3.i did NAWT proofread ts. we die like men.

Johnny Cade ;

I’m getting strong physical touch and words of affirmation vibes.

do not even try to lie to me he would TOTALLY be holding your hand 24/7.

with the gang? you guys have your pinkies intertwined! on a walk? holding hands! cuddling? holding both hands, scandalous!

he hugs you so much. he doesn’t get it, you don’t get it, nobody does.

he just, likes hugging for some reason???

but YOU have to hug him first, he will NOT hug first.

absolutely LOVES being the little spoon. may hurt his ego a little bit, but ykw, it’s worth it in the long run🙏.

he’s so touch starved. he doesn’t know what the loving touch of anyone feels like. so PLEASE, treat johnnycake nicely.

he will CONSTANTLY tell you look look gorgeous. constantly.

“you look stunning today. n-not sayin’ you don’t look good everyday! i mean you’re a real looker ya know and-“

he doesn’t know how to function because he thinks he messes up everytime he tries to speak to you :(

homies that whipped fr…

ANYWAYS, back onto track🙏

when you two are alone he’s actually so sweet with his words i can’t.

“dunno how i got this lucky. huh? i didn’t say anything.”

“you look real good in that shirt, babe.”

“love you so much. so, so, so much.”

Dallas Winston ;

it’s physical touch and acts of service. do not play with me right now, i know i’m right.

i don’t really think dally’s good at expressing how he feels in any shape or form.

so he shows you love by having his hand on your hip, kissing you, stealing cute accessories for you, holding the door open etc.

if you’re expecting him to go on rants on how he loves you, you’re in the wrong place. that’s all sodapop but we aren’t on his section, are we?

anywhere and everywhere you guys go he will have his hand on you. not just because he’s protective but i think it gives him a sense of security and calmness.

like, dallas knowing you’re safe, makes him happy.

SPEAKING OF HIM BEING PROTECTIVE— he will intimidate someone by having his arm around your shoulder and staring right into their eyes.

kisses are his favourite thing💆‍♂️ he told me himself.

he steals shit for you. i know he does, we both know.

dally ain’t well off so, he’s gonna do what he does best. steal.

want that necklace? SNATCHED! want cigarettes? ALREADY IN HIS HAND! pepsi? YOURS ALREADY!

“you want some chips, doll? i’ll get ya some. don’t you worry your pretty little head over it, eh?”

“but you’re broke, dall.”

“what did i just say?”

Ponyboy Curtis ;

QUALITY TIME QUALITY TIME QUALITY TIME!!!

words of affirmation too ig.

ponyboy definitely finds so much comfort in just sitting in silence with you.

he thinks it’s a nice break from the loud bumbling idiots in his house.

like you could be napping in his room and he’d come in if the gang got too loud and sit next to your sleeping body and just read.

he reads out loud to you. now, i don’t know which category that falls under but he does. like, a lot.

“ ‘To the soldiers and me it's all worth it. Risking life, dodging or taking bullets, and pulling triggers. It’s all worth it.’ “

“what?! that’s so sad pony!!”

“well, that’s what the book says y/n.”

he’s another one that finds comfort in knowing your safe. actually, most if not all of the gang feels like that.

you’re definitely his first relationship so i can see him being hesitant on physical touch, but he can and will write you a cute lil note with 0 shame.

“dear y/n, i just wanted to let you know that you looked really cute today—well, you look cute everyday. but you get what i mean, right? anyways, meet me at the dingo at 4PM. I’ll treat you this time.”

expect notes like that to just randomly fall out of your locker.

ponyboy quotes corny romance books in those notes. i just KNOW he does.

at the end of your note one day there will be a;

“ ‘so no, he didn’t give me flowers or candy. he gave me the moon and the stars. infinity.’ — reminded me of us.”

Sodapop Curtis ;

HE IS WHIPPED FOR YOU so it’s probably something like, lovesick-ish.

it’s definitely physical touch and words of affirmation to the maximum.

he is ALWAYS bragging about you to EVERYONE and ANYONE.

he talks about you to steve

“i think i’m gonna marry ‘em steve. i can see the wedding now!”

“you said that last tim-“

“SHUT UP!”

and even to customers!!

“they’re just so sweet! they’re the most beautiful person ever!”

“thats great kid. can you ring up my fucking chocolate bar now?”

he’s always smothering you in affection.

he just loves you so much he just needs to squeeze you with love!!

when he sees you just standing around or cooking he’ll come up from behind and hug you. he might pick you up n swing you around a little but ykw that’s what makes it special.

he ain’t afraid to sweet talk you bro.

“there you are! my pretty little lover, huh?”

“you’re so cute, you know that right?…right babe?”

you guys cuddle all the time it’s SICKENING.

you’re always in his arms and he has this grin on his face like he just won the goddamn lottery.

if you guys were to walk around town, he’d have his arm around your waist the whole time. like, the whole time.

he’s so in love it makes me sick just writing about it.

Darry Curtis ;

darry is a simple man dare i say.

he definitely shows love by spending as much time with you as he can.

he works two jobs so he doesn’t have all the time in the world to hang out with you, but when he does? he LIVES for it.

he’ll cook supper with you and teach you a new recipe his mom used to make, he’ll sit on his chair while reading the newspaper as you rant about your day, ANYTHING.

no matter what he’s doing, he will ALWAYS listen to you. it’s like a super power.

“that’s great baby.”

“you aren’t listening are you, darry?”

“yeah i am. you said you got tipped 10$ by one customer.”

you ain’t hear this from me but, sometimes when darrys in a real good mood he’ll give you gifts.

he has a jar separate just for you! it’s got money for dates, anniversary gifts, presents, all of it!

sometimes he’ll go take out some of that money and buy you something sweet<3

darry, also, isn’t one to tell the whole world on how he loves you. but, you do understand how he shows love.

even you cherish the minutes that pass by as you sit next to darry on the couch with your head on his shoulder and his arm around your shoulders, sitting in silence.

silence that speaks a thousand words when it comes to sir darry curtis.

Steve Randle ;

just like his best friend, he’s shouting to the world about you too. just, not as loud.

he respects his own privacy, so i can see his being physical touch and acts of service.

he’s a man of respect, obviously. he is one to throw his arm around you to show you off every once and awhile, but not much.

he’ll mostly hold your hand. when i say mostly, i mean all the time btw.

it’s all he does.

“steve, you can let go now. i’m home and you know you can’t come in!”

“..nah.”

he acts like he’s in debt to you for no fucking reason???

like you need something fixed around the house? DONE. grocery shopping needs to be done? ALREADY BOUGHT AND PUT AWAY.

he holds car doors open for you. he does, i can see it now. i’m just delulu

sometimes he acts annoyed with you when you ask him to do a simple task, while he’s doing it.

“steve, can you get me a water?”

*sighs and gets up*

“you have legs you can do it.”

he says that while he’s pouring the water into a glass cup with a lemon slice on the side with ice cubes already in the drink.

he loves you, he really does.

and he will say it, just not often.

he has too much pride for that….

no he doesnt.

he rants to sodapop about you while he fixes cars like a teenage girl talking about her crush.

Two-Bit Matthews ;

homie just wants to show you off to the world😭😭

he’s so proud of you he goes down the streets yelling that he’s officially dating you not literally…he isn’t that insane LMFAO

he gives off physical touch and..oddly enough quality time.

i feel like two-bit really likes the both of you at the curtis house sitting on the floor, your head on his lap while his hand sits on top of your head as you two watch whatever cartoon is on.

two-bit DEFINITELY wants to spend every waking moment with you.

“c’mon angel, let’s go get beer!”

“two, i don’t drink.”

“well, i do. so, lets go!!”

he will definitely walk everywhere with his arm draped around your shoulder.

instead of you being the trophy wife, HE’S the trophy wife fr.

he’s such a pretty princess and he expects to be treated like one!

he gives you all his time so it’s only faire you give him all of yours.

“what does math have that i don’t y/n?!”

“i need to pass this class, baby. you know i suck at math.”

“well, thats even more of a reason not to do it! why bust your ass over it?! come over here and let me LOVE YOU!! JEEZ.”

all two-bit does is brag about you..like, its all he does.

“yeah, sorry your hamster died. but did you know that i’m dating y/n?-“

author notes;

1.FIRST POST ON THIS ACCOUNT RAHHHH!!!

2.pulled this out of my ass LMFAO

3. hope it aint too bad tho💔💔

may 2nd, 2023. 11:57PM.

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[hockeyandhrsepwr]

Birthday boy

*little Trevor Zegras x best friend (👀) reader insta edit for his birthday**

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[sat0ru-types]

His Cargo pt. 2

Series: perviously on His Cargo, You felt completely helpless as you catch Geto in another lie; yet Your bestfriend Shoko has this bright idea, and to you it’s the dumbest idea you’ve ever heard, but you can’t help but think about it, maybe Fucking Satoru Gojo, wouldn’t be so bad. Right?

Warnings: intense orgasm, DISGUSTING talk. Smut, intense cumming, cream pie, over whelming pleasure, exhaustion, and ts gets a little sad too.

A/n: Thank you all so much for the love I’ve received from pt. 1! I never knew any of you guys would love anything like this but I’m glad you do! And to the people tagged thank you so much for commenting. @ll0rona @darknarratives0 @iluv-ace and @sunset-euphoria enjoy the story!💙

I’ll post Part 3 once this reaches 100 notes!

Days had passed since you’ve seen or heard from Geto, and you figured maybe it was better that way, though it completely killed you inside. Shoko had been anything but help on your healing heart, but she was there; and that was enough for you.

Plus you still didn’t have a phone

“Okay but you have to come out tonight, it’s gonna be a big party at club Paradies tonight,” you arch your eyebrow at your best friend, “the club Su owns.” You say in a deadpan tone making Shoko stop in her tracks, rethinking, “oh shit I actually forgot that; but Satoru owns it too.” She says elbowing you gently.

You sigh, for the past couple of days your bestfriend has been trying to have you Crack Satoru, and not that he was ugly because, he wasn’t; but he was Suguru’s bestfriend, that was such an old classic move; something you’d never do.

But to make your bestfriend happy you sigh in defeat, “it seems like you had a little night planned out so, I mind as well go..” you say making your bestfriend squeal in excitement, “oh I have the perfect dress for you to wear!” She says hopping up, causing you to smile, Shoko never gets excited for things like this, she must be turning a new leaf.

**

You roll your dark red lipstick onto your lips puckering your lips at the mirror as you jam to Shoko’s music you loved your best friends music taste.

“Don Julio made me a fool for you..” you sing along putting on your necklace. Shoko walks into the bathroom fixing her dress, “speaking of Don Julio,” she says turning the music down, “don’t get too drunk tonight—“ she warns pointing her finger at you.

You cackle, “alright Mom I’m not..I don’t wanna— make a mistake..” you say grabbing your purse, “what do you mean by “mistake?” ” She air quotes, grabbing her keys to which you shrug your shoulders, “I dunno—like fucking Satoru Gojo..” you answer just to have Shoko roll her eyes, “would that really be a mistakkke?” She says in a joking tone.

Shoko didn’t fully understand why she agreed to any of this, but she hated seeing You sad, she’s known you for a while and to her you were really like a little sister, she couldn’t help if she got you into unforgettable situations.

“Yes..” you reply rubbing your arm Suguru still on your mind, and to be honest, you secretly hoped he’d be there; putting on makeup and listening to music was the only thing that kept you from falling over and crying your heart empty. Shoko rolls her eyes “whatever; just have fun tonight idiot, you’ve had a rough couple of days and I’m tired of seeing you so heart broken over that man.” She pushes you out of the kitchen and out of the door.

**

Saturo pushed on his necklace that perfectly blended with his black shirt, as he buckled his pants; his bestfriend on hiatus at the moment all because of the dumb shit he did.

Satoru couldn’t recall a time when Geto was this heart broken; it almost made him gag, he picked up the phone and FaceTimed his bestfriend, to which he didn’t answer—“huh? Weird must be asleep.” He shrugged it off putting on his cologne; he figured he’d check in later, the man hasn’t called him in a little over a week so he depicted he wasn’t showing to the club tonight.

He pushed on his coat and his glasses and left out of the house, driving quickly to the club; it was opening night after a while of the club being shut down because of “improper” documents. But after the two friends worked hard to get the place back up and running; tonight was the grand re’reopening.

And man was he excited, tonight’s the night You’re going to be there. With Suguru out of the way.

**

With the mixture of your turning stomach at the thought that you’d see your ex at His club tonight, and Shoko’s driving. You felt like shit; but you couldn’t help the feeling of your heart filling with excitement as Shoko paid for the booth you two were gonna sit at; and the dimmed party lights with music playing from the DJ on his Pedestal; in all honesty—this was your first time coming to a club.

And finally once you sit down and take in the atmosphere, you start to calm down. “I’ve actually never been here,” you say turning your attention to your bestfriend coming over with two lemon drop martinis.

“I have, I came to support them on their first day here—place was a complete shit show..” said Shoko as she handed you your glass, “but it seems like they made it a whole lot better. “ she said sitting next to you.

You giggle at her comment taking a sip from your glass, you prayed tonight just went the way you planned, getting exceptionally drunk and enjoying your night.

Suddenly the crowd gets extra loud when a certain someone walks in and it catches your attention, and makes your stomach drop as if your were falling, you thought it would be Geto; but of course it was no one other than Satoru Gojo himself. Waving his hands at girls that almost fell over the rail to get to him; he was That fine.

Yet despite how he made your heart flutter when you saw him, nothing was ever going to top how Suguru made you feel, it was out of this world, both good and bad.

Shoko elbows you gently tilting her head towards the white haired man, “where’s Geto?” She ask, figuring maybe you’d know since you go back to the man so much, You shrug your shoulders dumbfounded; “I have no idea,” you say looking over Gojo’s shoulder for Geto, you had hoped he came up to you and tried to talk to you, and hopefully really apologize.

Your shoulders slouched a bit when you saw the doors close behind him and Shoko touched your shoulder in support, she knew what you wanted; and who you wanted to see.

Satoru sighed after he gets settled, it was hard being the most liked, a lot of weight to carry; but now he had a mission, to find you. Shoko did say they’d both be there tonight, and with Geto MIA; he had a chance to actually get to know you, and to try his hardest to fill your heart, even if it was just for the night.

He turned his attention to the front of the club the flashing lights and countless people jumping up and down to the music; yet when he turned his attention to the back of the club his eyes lit up, there you were, sitting up next to Shoko, time to put this distraction plan to use.

You sigh at your disappointment, laying back against the booth, Shoko looks down at you her hand never moving, “don’t be discouraged y/n..maybe it’s best if you two don’t see eachother tonight,” you scoff playfully fighting through your disappointed tears, “you’re just saying that because Satoru is here.” You say looking up at your bestfriend who had an oblivious look on her face, “huh? I dunno what you’re talking about.” Making you roll your eyes and shake your head.

Satoru stopped in his tracks when he felt his phone Vibrate, he grabbed his phone unlocking it to Geto’s text message, and the message himself made him furrow his brows in anger;

𝓓𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓼

You called? I was with rose I didn’t have time to check my phone.

Said the message, Gojo scoffed at how stupid Suguru was, why complain about a problem you caused if you aren’t taking the proper steps to fix it, and here you are, waiting for him. He knew you didn’t show up to Paradies for him, he knew you showed up for Geto.

But he was betting to himself that by the end of the night, that would change.

Fuck it, why stick to bro code when he knew you needed to be pampered, Satoru was too much of a ladies man to leave a broken heart unintended.

And so, he made his way over to you, causing Shoko to help you sit up straight sneakily pointing to the man walking up behind you, and when you turned he instantly caught your attention.

You never actually paid much attention to Gojo, but tonight he looked so hot. His white hair was styled back out of his face his glasses sitting on the bridge of his nose revealing his glowing blue eyes, and his smile, God as soon as you saw it, it lit up your heart.

That was weird, were you—crushing over Gojo? the man stopped in front of your booth with a simple “what’s up..?” And a small smile as he watched you straighten up in your seat, you put down your glass looking up at the tall male, Shoko walks over punching him in the arm to which he hisses and holds his arm grumbling in annoyance, “what the hell was that for?” He asked rubbing his now sore arm.

“Number one, you deserve it and you have to take what your friend can’t get, he is yourrr friend.” She said with an evil laugh as you shake your head taking a sip from your glass. “Next time go to his house or something shit..” he says sliding into the booth sitting right next to you.

“My “hey” was really meant for you Y/n, how ya doin?” He asked capturing your full attention now. A feeling washed over you when he looked at you with those soft eyes, it captivated you, and it definitely kept you interested, “I’m doing okay..it’s been a while since we spoke, how about you?” You answer with a kind smile.

Satoru tilts his head at your question, a sign of thinking plastered on his face, “hmm, I’m been good I can’t complain, you enjoying the club?” He asks taking his glasses off shoving them in his coat pocket. You think of his question for a bit before smiling, “yeah it’s cool, I can’t believe how comfy it is in here, this is my first time ever going to a club.“ Shoko scuffs “yeah she’s old, you have to drag her ass out of the bed just to get her to go somewhere.” That revealing of information makes you blush.

Satoru chuckled with a little shrug, “so? What’s wrong with a home body?” He looked down at you studying your adorable figure with his eyes, looking at you up close like this felt almost illegal to him.

“Exactly! I told her that, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to stay home and watch movies all day,” you say trying to defend yourself causing Satoru to let out a small bubbly laugh, “nothing wrong with it at all, I’m actually more of a home body myself, me being here is just crucially for work.” He states tapping his slender fingers against the table.

He wanted to peel every piece of clothing you had on right there, it was something about you that drove him to that, you were so cute but the thing that drew him to you more was that, he could see right through you.

**

Four more shots later and Satoru had you cackling as if he was a comedian, why was everything he said so funny? “Whaaat? Me almost losing my life is hilarious to you?” You shake your head reaching for the shot glass “no, you being overly dramatic about a dog chasing you is hilarious..” you correct, still finding the whole situation laughable.



He puts his hand on yours when you reach for another shot, “maybe you should slow down? Hm-“ he slid the shot glass out of your reach, to which you roll your eyes “why, I’m a big girl I can handle my liquor,” you say to which he chuckled in response.

“Because if you get too drunk and end up making a mistake or leaving with some dude I’ll feel responsible for it..” he answered taking the shot he slid from you and downing it. You pout making him pat the top of your head, “oh lighten up..” he states with a cunning smile that made you blush instantly.

You turn your attention to the dance floor, watching Shoko jump up and down with people she didn’t know at all, the music pounding in your ears alone made your head hurt, you wish you had her courage.

You think for a moment before you let out a tired sigh, “I need to cool off, I’m stepping outside..” you announce quietly having Satoru raise a brow, “not alone right?” He asks sliding out of the booth to get out of your way. “I don’t want to be a bother..” you say sliding out of the booth stumbling a bit just to have him hold you up by your waist, “yeah but you can barely stand straight, cmon we can go in my car and relax for a few, it’s safer..” he suggest to which you nod in response.

Making it out the club was a hassle itself but you two did it, walking to the reserved parking spot where Gojo’s Lamborghini was parked and you two hop into the car, you let out another sigh finally happy to hear yourself think again, “happy to be outta there huh?” He asks making you giggle a little.

“Yeah it got overwhelming..” you say pulling your dress down a bit placing your hands in your lap. You think for a bit before turning your head to the man sitting in the driver seat beside you, “Satoru if you don’t mind me asking—have you heard from Su’?” You ask feeling your heart beat out of your chest just from asking.

Satoru thinks for a bit before sitting back, he couldn’t tell you that, the dumbass friend of his was with the girl that started this whole thing to begin with, “no, I haven’t heard from him since the situation actually..” he lies looking over at you to see if you brought it which you did.

You scuff, “I know it’s dumb, but for once I just wanted him to notice he fucked up and apologize for it..” don’t cry stupid, whatever you do just don’t cry. Satoru shakes his head glancing over at your noticeably sadden face, and it made his heart sting.

“That isn’t stupid, Y/n you have the right to want an apology, what he did was fucked up, and he knows it, I just don’t think he understands the gravity of the situation..” he answers staring at the steering wheel, you sigh laying your head back against the head rest feeling yourself breaking down, “sorry..” you say your voice breaking, “hey..hey..don’t do that..don’t cry y/n..” he says putting his hand on your head.

“It’s okay, you can let down your guard around me..I know you’re hurting, me and Shoko are well aware..Geto might be my best friend but that doesn’t excuse the shit he does..” he tilts your head down from the head rest wiping the already fallen tears, this action making your heart burn.

Everyone tends to tell you what you deserve, yet you just couldn’t see it so you continued to go back to what you quote on quote “don’t deserve.” You lean your cheek into his hand receiving a caring smile from him, Satoru didn’t like seeing your cry like this, he’s known you for two years and not once has he ever, seen you cry.

It made him feel protective all of a sudden, it made him feel like he had to do whatever it took to not see you cry again.

That alone moved him, he uses the pad of his thumb to wipe away any remaining tears before he leans forward planting a soft kiss on your cheek where your tears once were, and when he does you feel your pulse pick up, and for some reason, you wished it would have been your lips he kissed instead.

Satoru lifted your chin seeing your messy face covered in never ending tears and smeared mascara made his passion for you grow, he wanted to replace your tears of sadness with tears of joy; he lifted your chin leaning closer and before you could even say anything to try and prevent any of this, his lips were pressed softly against yours.

He pulls away resting his forehead on yours just to test what you’d do next, he looks down at you with his piercing blue eyes as you uncontrollably lean up for more, and so he gives it to you, pushing his lips onto yours passionately as you ran your shaky hands through his hair, you hum as he slides his hands onto your lower back pulling you in more, the only thing keeping you two somewhat separated, was the armrest.

He slides his warm tongue against your bottom lip before lighting tugging on it with his teeth then pulling away the string of saliva breaking as he backed his lips from yours, and you feel tension creep up your spine, now you wanted him, more than anything.

“Y/n don’t be cruel and leave me with just that..now I want you..~” he whispers quietly sending shivers down your spine, “I want you too..” you admit looking up at him with honest eyes.

Without another word Satoru starts up his car causing you sit back, wherever he was taking you, you were down for it, Shoko would understand.

**

The sounds of huffs and sexually frustrated sighs filled your ears as you and Satoru made out, your hands wandering down his perfectly toned body, as he lifts you into his strong grasp dropping his coat and keys by the door along with your heels.

Once he makes his way to his room he lays you down In his bed his waist between your thighs that squeezed him in need of friction, Saturo chuckles as he looks down at you with sex driven eyes, being between your thighs like this felt like a dream to him, and he couldn’t get over this euphoric feeling.

You unbutton his shirt lifting your head to plant soft kisses on his neck your lip stick leaving kiss marks trailing up to his ear, “haah..oh you’re a bad little one huh..~ here I thought you were sooo innocent..~” he coos tilting his head to the side with a shiver as you dragged your tongue down his neck, his words hit you in your core.

You wanted him to touch you more than anything right now, you wanted him to knock out your troubling thoughts, and the crazy thing was, you knew he could.

He slides his hand up your thigh that wrapped eagerly around his waist, “why don’t I give you what your craving—hmm princess?~” he coos stopping your actions making your head fall lightly on the soft pillow beneath you.

And once he did he leaned down and pushed his tongue into your mouth causing you to buck your hips impatiently, looking up into the eyes of your ex’s boy friends bestfriend, and something about that made your blood boil with anticipation. You fight his tongue as it swirls slowly around yours his hand grabbing your hips as he digs his thumbs into them.

Satoru has actually never been this turned on before, it was something about this whole situation that intrigued him, and he needed to fulfill his curiosity; he just hoped that curiosity didn’t kill the cat.

He pulls away and you watch in awe as he pulls his shirt off revealing his muscular body and it was nothing like you imagined. He hovers over you his hand creeping up into your rising dress, you shiver as you feel his hand creep past your underwear onto your stomach and into your bra, his soft hands squeezing your boob made your hips rock up into him, “mmph..~” you whimper out looking at him with a hazy vision.

“Ah, there you go..show daddy your true colors..~” he says softly followed by a soft throaty chuckle, Satoru’s voice was completely different from before, it went from bubbly and soft to now deeper and more direct than before, but either way it still had that hint of softness.

“Toru..~” you shakily say using your hands to pull your dress higher receiving a smirk from him as he watches you sit up to pull off your dress completely, God you were breath taking; he couldn’t control himself, and as of right now he didn’t have a hint of gentleman inside of him. He wanted to hear you beg and moan like the slut he just knew you could be.

Just for him.

He reaches behind you unhooking your bra quickly watching it fall, he hums in approval as you blush from embarrassment, only for him to tilt his head staring you directly in your eyes, “there’s nothing to be embarrassed about mamas..you’re beautiful..~” he compliments planting a soft kiss on your collarbone causing you to hold him close.

You couldn’t even think straight right now, he made your head all fuzzy as he began to suck and lick on the sensitive parts of your neck causing you to let out soft panting breaths. Satoru pushed his hand on your hips pulling you closer, closing in the space as he began to grind against you, “fuck..~” you hiss out after finally feeling the friction your throbbing cunt craved.

He let’s out a soft breath as he kissed down your chest flicking his long tongue against one of your nipples causing your body to hitch, as if right now Satoru just wanted to see how it felt inside of you, this was like a dream come true to see you shuttering and moaning like this, he felt like he hit the jackpot.

You put your hands on the bed to hold yourself up as you return the favor rocking your hips against his obvious hard on causing him to grunt quietly, he softly nibbles on your soft skin causing you to gasp under him, and him hearing this makes him slide his thumbs into the rims of your underwear; you lift up as he slides them down your leg.

Satoru pulls back just to look down at your exposed leaking clit. Satoru snickers a little, “ all of this just from a little kissing and dry humping..~ hm..I wonder..~” he starts lowering his head between your legs to which you began to spread your legs instantly, ‘please do it, please eat me out’ you thought to yourself.

And as if he heard your pleads he kisses your inner thigh taking your soaked outer lip into his mouth before using his two thumbs to open you up more, he then kisses your swollen bud staring up at your face to get every reaction. You huff out throwing your head back in pure bliss. “Mm..~” he hums wanting to let you know just how sweet you really tasted.

His mind was foggy, and the only thing he wanted you to do was right now was to make you cum so much your head hurt. He pulls your closer burying his face between your legs, sliding his tongue in circles around your entire clit before he flicked his tongue one more time taking your entire clit into his mouth putting you over the edge once he began to suck.

“Ngh! Oh my god..~” Your vision gets blurry as Gojo eats you out, and to be honest, he was doing so much better than Suguru right now, he knew exactly what he was doing.

He pulls back spitting on your cunt before licking it all up causing you to tense up, “Satoru move I’m gonna..!~” you warn causing him to smirk ignoring your warning before he surprisingly slides his tongue into your clenched hole which causes your body to spasm and you squirt all over his sexy face, he slowly lifts up using his two fingers to rub your pussy effectively.

“Haah!~ shiiit!~” you call out as you fall back onto the bed panting and twitching as the man above you pulls his fingers away, “now now..look at the mess you made for me princess..~ you did such a good job..~” he coos standing from the wet and messy bed.

You lay back panting although you knew you were far from finished; you lift your head to see what Satoru was doing just to be met with his cock, sticking directly up in lust, you hum at the sight and couldn’t help but want to taste him too.

You use whatever strength you have to get up and sensing what you’re about to do he moves closer after kicking his pants off, you sit up on your knees pushing your nose against the tip of his dick causing his breath to hitch.

There was nothing more he wanted to see right now than your face trying to fit his entire cock in your mouth, he knew it would be a challenge for you, but from how rowdy you seemed to be he knew not to put it past you. He smirks cunningly watching you wrap your hand around his cock slowly jerking him off keeping eye contact with the man above you.

You wanted him to feel good too.

You gently drag your tongue from base to tip watching his eye brow twitch in pleasure and finally after taking your sweet time, you push the tip of his cock into your warm wet mouth causing him to let out a compressed sigh his hand resting gently on the top of your head.

You moan at his reaction feeling your thighs get sticky from the wetness that leaked from your pussy. You slowly start bobbing your head on the tip feeling your body grow hot once you hear him moan. “Mm..fuck that feels good..~” he whispers out moving your hair out of your pretty face.

He wanted to see all of you, he didn’t wanna leave a single feature left out, he grabbed a clump of your hair as you slowly began to take more of him in your mouth, bobbing your head sloppily as spit mixed with his precum began to roll down your neck, “ah—fuck..” he hisses out.

Satoru felt almost at his limit already, your tongue felt heavenly, this best head he’s ever received hands down, yup, Suguru’s a fucking idiot. He hums at each bob of your head, he watches you intently as you completely swallow him whole, he didn’t think you could do it.

He wanted to cum all over that pretty lewd face of yours, the way you looked up at him with cum thirsty eyes made his soul burn. Satoru began to buck his hips as he pushes his cock further down your throat, “haah..yeah~ you really are a dirty little slut aren’t you?~” he degrades making you pick up the pace.

Your mind completely taken over by this sexual encounter, you couldn’t even recognize yourself or your thoughts; he let’s out a deep groan throwing his head back, you could tell he was close, you pull off sucking up one of his sacks into your mouth pumping your clenched fist on his shaft as you look up into his eyes.

Satoru couldn’t believe how good you were, “mm! Fuck—I’m cumming~” he moans out fully, and before he knew it his warm thick load coats your face and chest making you pull back with a soft kiss being planted on his messy tip.

He caresses your face before grabbing you by your neck pulling you up to his lips deeply kissing you, you groan as you began to get Antsy for him to finally fill you up.

Satoru flips you pulling you closer by your hips, causing you to yelp pulling the corner of the sheets off the mattress, “don’t cover your mouth..I wanna hear just how good you feel okay?~ don’t be afraid to scream~” he says before he slaps his cock on your wet pussy.

You look back at him pushing your hips back into him eagerly, you couldn’t believe that a man other than Suguru could make you this fucking horny.

He let’s out an evil snicker “you can’t get it that easily..tell me..what do you want me to do?~” he asks slapping his cock on your impatient cunt harder from behind, making you jolt forward.

“Please..I..Toru I want you to fuck me..~” Satoru shakes his head “tsk..sorry princess..but that’s not enough~ I’m sure you can say more..~” you whine at his petty actions, “I need you so much right now~ I can’t even think straight—just please fuck me..please!~” you push yourself back up against him hearing him chuckle.

Satoru had a soft spot for begging women, that’s why he always had a problem with saying no. “Who am I to make a pretty little thing like you wait any longer..hm?..~” he then pushes himself deep into you causing you to gasp sharply.

He didn’t waste time either, he pulled his hips back before slamming his entire cock inside of you causing you to cry out in pure pleasure, your mouth hanging open as you bury your face into his blankets.

His cock rammed into your core with no mercy, you grabs handfuls of the bed sheets as he thrusts deep into you his hand placed on your lower back making you arch as he slams his hips against yours, “you feel just as—good as I imagined..~” he breathes out grabbing your hair pulling your head up so you can actually take breath.

“Mmmmffp!~ fuuuck~” you embarrassingly moan out, but Satoru loves it squeezing your hips harshly with one hand as he fucks your g-spot ruthlessly, “there you go~ haah~ let it all out for me princess..~” he said soothingly as he’s completed obliterating your insides.

Tears peaked the corners of your eyes as you moan and squeal out for the man behind you, he was hitting every spot imaginable. You never knew sex could feel this good. Not only were you still overstimulated but your body was exhausted. He sends a harsh slap to your ass after letting your head fall back on the bed.

You groan as you reach back for him, he hums as he intertwines your fingers with his lovingly, slamming himself into you from behind, and quickly you approached your limit squeezing both your clit and your hand around him.

The sound of your skin clapping against his rings in your ear along with grunts and occasional moans you earn from him; Satoru couldn’t help the fact that he was close too, maybe even closer than you were to reaching his limit.

You look back at him with teary eyes moaning out “I’m gonna—Satoru!~” just for him to smirk using his middle finger to tease your clit while he strokes deep into you, “then do it cmon—mm let it alll out sweetheart..~” he says and once he give you the permission to do so you finally cum all over his cock, and once he feels you do so he grits his teeth cumming all inside of you, painting your pink gummy insides white with his load.

You and Satoru’s pants are the only thing left being heard in the room as he pulls out flopping down on the bed next to you, your eyes closed as your head rested limply on your arm. The minute you open your eyes though; you were met with his beaming blue eyes looking directly at you. And suddenly you two end up breaking into happy laughter.

**

Shoko sits on the couch cringing the entire time you explain your encounter with Satoru earlier that morning, “I bet you don’t regret it,” she says with a little giggle, “not a single bit.” You admit shifting in your seat still a little sore from earlier.

Shoko smiles brightly, “well I’m glad you enjoyed your night y/n, you definitely deserve it after the shit you’ve been through this past week..” and to that you nod your head, completely agreeing with her.

“I never thought I could feel so..comfortable with him, he even brought me breakfast before taking me back here,” Shoko rolls her eyes “that’s the least he could do after fucking up your walk for the next two days..” she says making you hit her shoulder in embarrassment, “shut up shut up shut uppp,” you whine causing her to cackle loudly.

Your embarrassing moment was interrupted by a knock on the door, causing you and Shoko to perk up, “Satoru?” She asks looking at you “it shouldn’t be unless I forgot something, he had to go to work,” you say both of you staring at the door, Shoko then looks back at you, “well I’m not getting it because I know it’s not for me..” she says slouching back which makes you groan in defeat, standing and limping over to the door hearing Shoko giggle behind you.

You open the door and when you see who it was your heart dropped into your stomach. It was Suguru, standing in front of your door his eyes not meeting yours, did Satoru tell him?! Why would he ever do something like that? Why would you ever do something like this.

The minute you saw the man you had so much history with the night before flashes before your eyes and you end up filling with regret but mostly satisfaction.

You look up at the tall male waiting for him to speak, but when he doesn’t you take a breath, “Geto, what are you doing here..?” You ask gripping tightly on the door handle, and when Shoko hears his name she stands up quickly, “what the fuck! Didn’t I tell you not to show up to my doorstep with your bull shit Suguru!” She yells pointing a finger at him.

He sighs reaching in his pocket handing you your phone, you look down at the broken screen just for him to pull an entire new phone out of his other pocket handing it to you, that you hesitate to grab; “for what?” You ask feeling anger start to fill your broken heart.

“Y/n, we need to talk..” he says softly making your entire being tense.

What the fuck could he want to talk about?

#jjk smut #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #gojo sensei #gojo smut #gojo x reader #gojo x y/n #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen suguru #jujutsu kaisen shoko #getou suguru x reader #jujutsu geto #gojo x you #gojou satoru x reader #jujutsu satoru #smut #anime #18+ content #geto smut #satosugu

[exhausted-smiles]

Incorrect Haikyuu x reader quotes part 5 :0

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thank you to everyone who stuck by and remained patient - i won’t get soppy rn but it does mean a lot.

this won’t be any specific character x reader (for example it won’t be specifically tsukishima x reader, or kuroo x reader) just general haikyuu x reader, sorry if you’re favourite character wasn’t included,

i also own none of these quotes i got them from vine and various comedians, message me if you want to know any specifics, some of them have been slightly added to by me but not by much

requests are open!

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ushijima: we’re so in synch we finish each others-

you: sentences!

ushijima: don’t interrupt me

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kenma: i really want to kiss you

you: what?

kenma: i said if you died i wouldn’t miss you

the entire of Nekoma: *facepalm*

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you: maybe the real treasure was how you helped the team along the way

ukai: no i want cash

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kiyoko: why aren’t the team winning?

you: maybe the refs are homophobic because we’re the managers

kiyoko: we aren’t together

you: we aren’t? then why did we spend the last year managing a volleyball team??

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someone: how could you do this? i’m so disappointed in you

kageyama: hey! you can’t talk to me like that, you’re not (y/n) or suga,, and they aren’t my parents

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kuroo: my hands are cold.

you: here, let me hold them.

kuroo: my lips are cold too.

you: *covers kuroo’s mouth with your hand*

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you: i’m not a fan that wondered off, I’m aoba johsai’s manager

tendou: oh yeah? name one thing about Volleyball

you: your captain keeps trying to steal my boyfriend

semi: that’s on you tendou, you set the bar too low

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oikawa: alright, give me your hairdryer

iwaizumi:

you: ,,what are you talking about?

oikawa: don’t you carry one in your purse?

iwaizumi: have you ever spoke to a human woman?

oikawa, to a passing fan: excuse me, do you carry a hairdresser in your purse?

fan: of course, i’m not an animal

you: *eye twitches*

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ushijima: this session is going to take another hour or two

you: yeah you think! I’m sorry i’m exhausted, semi says when i’m tired i get night sassy

ushijima: night sassy?

you: hearing problems much?

semi: *face palming and pulling y/n away*

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you: someone will die

bokuto: of fun!

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you, to the first years: alright listen up you little sh*ts

you:…not you yamaguchi, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here

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akaashi: so what do you think?

bokuto: right, i wasn’t entirely listening but i agree with y/n

akaashi:

akaashi: she isn’t even here

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #incorrect x reader quotes #sugawara koshi x reader #sugawara x reader #kiyoko x reader #kiyoko shimizu x reader #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi haijime x reader #ushijima wakatoshi x reader #ushijima x reader #semi x reader #oikawa x reader #oikawa tooru x reader #kuroo x reader #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kenma kozume x reader #kenma x reader

[jalwyn21]

“Like I said, I'm just trying to be a Joe Alwyn (and The Last Kingdom) fangirl in peace. But ts is on a mission to destroy his life, his career and his reputation. And her fans are harassing Joe and Joe's fans. So, this is defensive more than anything else.”

To quote her…”I love you. (but) It’s ruining my life.” I don’t want to hate her. I loved her music for a long time. And I felt horrible for her (and Joe) when it ended. But it lasted exactly 11 days before she started pulling shit. I don’t know where it came from, but my empathy for Joe is overwhelming. I love everything he stands for, how respectful he and his family and friends were for all those years, the way people know him talk about him, the way she wrote about him, and his very English way of being. The punching down that she has been doing and will continue to do when she knows he wants to live outside the spotlight and is probably a big reason why they split makes me ILL for him.

I think we all know that she is not okay - her drinking, her moving from one man to the next, this PR created nightmare of a “relationship” she is currently in that is legitimately the opposite of everything she had with Joe, her behaviour that makes it very clear that she believes she could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue (to quote the god awful orange man) and get away with it, that she is so incredibly online (see the jet issue using Insta comments in the lawsuit and all her time on TikTok) and knows her ex is being sent death threats and threats of physical violence every day and continues to give her fans red meat. She’s flying within meters of the sun and she doesn’t give a fuck. She’s not okay. But I’m sick that Joe has to be the one to suffer because of it.

This album was always going to be written - this was always the ending for them because it’s clear they are not compatible. But just from the timing of it, she wants the story out NOW. And that’s her right. I just don’t trust her to be thoughtful and introspective of the end and realize her role in the breakdown. The clues are everywhere on how she is going to approach it and I guess I’m just praying for Joe. I hope everybody in his life that loves him protects him wholly. He is going to need it because you are right - she is out to ruin his life, his career and his reputation.

Joe has a loving family and extremely loyal friends. He is well loved.

And, like I already said, I have NO sympathy for her. None. After what she did in 2023 and she is about to do in 2024? I hope that Karma she believes in, gets her!

If you think that she is not happy.. good! Call it poetic (pun intended) justice . 🤷‍♀️

#joe alwyn #joealwyn #free joe alwyn #jalwyn #nonnie #q&a #anti taylor swift #shit swifties say #toxic swifties

[samcampbellfans]

Sam Campbell's 2016 show 'Zanzoop'.

"Kind of like Dr. Phil but hosted by a funny naked party-alien."

'Zanzoop' was a comedy show in (April-May) 2016 performed around Australia (Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth, Sydney). Created by Sam Campbell, Aaron Chen and Tom Walker in the collective 'Feeble Minds', Tom Walker directed and won Director's Choice Award at Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2016.

Sam plays an alien called Zanzoop, a "semi-naked space alien, hosting a sort of chat show in an attempt to fix humanity’s problems and prove himself a worthy heir to the throne of Zymbalnation. And this is one of the more sober premises of the hour." (Steve Bennett, Chortle).

Craig Anderson, Sean Conway and Cameron Whiteford also made appearances on Zanzoop (the latter two appearing in Perth shows).

The show received 4 and 1/2 stars from Herald Sun. Here are some quotes from the Herald Sun article to get a sense of the show:

'Campbell began the show by saying "there’s a lot of reviewer c--ts in tonight. Oh, Steve from Chortle is here, it’s not as funny as a picture I once saw of Stewart Lee’s elbow!!"'

'“Youth culture baby” (Campbell does the Shaka sign)'

'Autism joke, well handled.'

'King Baby (actually played by a sunscreen-smeared Tom Walker who got a Best Newcomer nomination yesterday for his Beep Bop show, 6pm each night at Tuxedo Cat).' See picture below for King Baby on the far right.

'“I didn’t pay my rent because I bought too many props.” - Campbell breaking the fourth wall for the umpteenth time, he’s the John Conway of this year.'

This show also included the dip and vegetables gag, which Sam has done before: you can watch it in this video: Live at Comedy Central's 'A Night of Stand Up' at the 2016 Sydney Morning Herald Spectrum Now Festival and and on this Instagram post via thecomedyloungesydney.

Reviews of the show, I recommend reading if you want to know what the show was like (there's no videos of the show as far as I know):

The Plus Ones

Steve Bennett, Chortle

Herald Sun (4 and 1/2 stars)

Squirrel Comedy

Photo sources:

1) Herald Sun

2) pappy90 on TWT

3) Sean Conway on FaceBook (this one was at Fringe World)

4) guy_mont on TWT

5) Aaron Chen's tattoo of Zanzoop the alien

6) tomwalkerisgood on TWT, promotional poster.

Additional bits:

The strange promotion video Sam, Tom and Aaron did for Feeble Minds (thank you cowboyacaster on TWT)

Below: Aaron Chen reading the Herald Sun 4 and a 1/2 star review of Zanzoop to Sam Campbell (photo via tomwalkerisgood on TWT).

#sam campbell #australian comedian #cambo #cambo fans #mcdonalds comedy #samcampbell #zanzoop #aaron chen #tom walker #2016

[e-dubbc11]

Omg congratulations on 400 followers you so deserve it! Your stuff is amazing and always puts a smile on my face!

I’m not sure how this works exactly (plz let me know if this is wrong) but I’d be reallllllyyyyyyy excited to ready anything you’ve got!

I was hoping for a song request for Billy- Cruel Summer Taylor Swift

Something about the bridge just screams Billy to me

Butttttttt if TS isn’t your style I have a few other ideas

- Coming Down- Halsey, Hate That I Love You- Rihanna, Beautiful Mess- Diamond Rio

@pikachuondrugs thank you so much for sending this request in. You actually picked a Taylor Swift song that I like, she’s normally not my cup of tea but there are a few that I like and Cruel Summer is one of them.

Thank you for following me and being a part of my celebration. I hope you like what I did here ♥️

Safe with You

Photos are not mine. They are courtesy of Pinterest/Google.

Pairing: Billy Russo x F! Reader

Warnings: Drinking, tipsy reader, maybe a swear word? (I don’t remember, is that bad? 😆) fluffy bunnies and unicorns, love confessions

Word Count: 2.8k-ish

Summary: You meet your friends for a girls night out and have a little too much to drink so you call your boyfriend to come pick you up.

A/N: Loosely inspired by the bridge of Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift, book quotes from The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien. It’s one of my favorite books and one I think Billy would love also ♥️

As you watched the sun get lower in the sky toward the horizon, the colors of the sky turned shades of fiery red and orange with the colors of lilac and pink bordering the fluffy white clouds.

You recalled that saying “Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning” and if there was any truth to that saying, it would be a nice day for your trip to the beach with your boyfriend tomorrow but tonight was about girls night out.

Your vanity sat next to the window so you could watch the sun go down while getting ready for the night. It had been awhile since you had seen your two best friends so you were excited about dinner and drinks tonight but it was your fault you hadn’t seen them in a couple of months.

They said they understood. “Hey, you have a really HOT reason for not hanging out with us at all this summer! It really is ok, y/n because he is super-HOT!” Sabrina had said.

She wasn’t wrong, Billy was incredibly handsome. They had only seen pictures of him, they hadn’t met him yet but they’d love him…just like you did but he didn’t know that yet.

You didn’t know it at that moment, but he would know exactly how you feel about it by the end of the night.

**********

The month of May had been unusually warm and that particular day you hadn’t even planned on going anywhere but it was such a nice day, you decided to go for a walk to get a cup of coffee and stop at the bookstore on your way back.

The bright early afternoon sun warmed the tops of your shoulders as you walked the crowded city sidewalks. People in business attire hustled past you, trying to get back to their offices after enjoying their lunch break outside.

You were thankful to be off from work on such a beautiful day.

Because it was such a nice day, you put on a flowy white tank top, jeans and put your hair up in a messy bun. You weren’t going to be out very long so you put minimal makeup on before leaving the house and headed out.

Sure, there were plenty of genres you enjoyed reading but you kept coming back to the classics which is where he first laid eyes on you. With your back turned, you sensed someone behind you before he said,

“And I thought I was the only nerd who still read the classics.” His voice was soft with a slight New York accent and you could tell he was smiling even before you turned around.

When you turned around, you saw probably the most handsome man you’d ever seen. He was dressed in a designer suit with dark brown hair, a well-groomed beard and eyes as dark as freshly turned soil. You suddenly felt underdressed even though you were just in a bookstore.

“What do ya got there?” He asked with a perfect smile stretched across his lips.

He gently touched your wrist to pull the books you were holding closer so he could see and heat rose to your cheeks as his long fingers wrapped around your wrist.

“The Count of Monte Cristo and The Things They Carried. Both fine choices.” He extended his arm and hand for you to shake. “Maybe I should have introduced myself first before snooping around your book choices, Billy Russo.”

You shook his hand, trying not to blush in the process. “It’s nice to meet you Billy Russo, I’m y/n. I’ve never met anyone else who’s read The Things They Carried before. My copy is old and falling apart so I needed a new one.” You said.

“The bad stuff never stops happening: it lives in its own dimension, replaying itself over and over.” Billy quoted. “Another quote I love is…’They carried all they could bear, and then some, including a silent awe for the terrible power of the things they carried.’”

And at that moment, you were smitten with him.

**********

That was three months ago, you had spent your free summer nights going out on the most romantic dates with him and he really knew how to show you a good time but he wasn’t just a handsome face.

Billy was sweet, funny, well-read, smart and strong but also…guarded, stubborn, jealous and a little possessive. But with all his faults, Billy always made you feel safe which he said was the best compliment he could ever receive.

He was a little disappointed he wouldn’t get to see you tonight but he knew you hadn’t seen your friends in awhile.

A text from him came through while you were getting ready for the night.

Have fun tonight, beautiful. Be safe.

Just a text from him brought a smile to your face, you made sure to reply. Billy would get nervous if you didn’t text back.

Thank you, handsome. I will.♥️

As the evening sun was setting, it cast long shadows on the ground as you walked to meet your Uber, you were ready for an exciting night.

After fending off some rather aggressive bar patrons, three karaoke songs, and a shot of tequila, you and your friends were able to catch up with each other’s lives but mostly laugh with each other and they wanted to hear more about Billy.

“Is he good in bed?” Sabrina asked.

Your jaw dropped which turned into a loud burst of laughter.

Valerie slapped her on the shoulder. “That’s a dumb question! Do you really think y/n would still be with him if he wasn’t?”

You shrugged your shoulders and nodded. “Val’s right, I wouldn’t have stuck around if he wasn’t.” You said, taking a sip of your drink.

“Do you love him?” Asked Sabrina, changing the tone of the conversation for a minute.

The corners of your mouth dropped and your lips pressed together in a straight line before letting out a long exhale. You gave them both a warm smile before saying, “I do…I really do but I haven’t told him yet. I’m scared to but hey if we keep drinking, that could change. Cheers!!”

The three of you reminisced of when you all used to work together, you missed it but you needed a job that paid better, they eventually left too, also maybe it wasn’t a good idea for three best friends to work together. You were convinced your boss threw a massive party after the three of you left.

“…Even separating us didn’t work, remember?” You said through fits of laughter.

After a few more rounds and many, many laughs later, the three of you decided to call it a night but you felt a little too drunk to even get in an Uber and get safely home.

“H-hey, w-will you guys ride in the Uber with me? I might fall asleep before I get home.” You asked with slightly slurred speech.

Sabrina and Valerie exchanged a look with raised eyebrows like they were hatching a plan telepathically.

“Whyyyyyyy don’t you have your boyfriend pick you up?” Valerie asked, exchanging another look with Sabrina. “We’ll wait with you until he gets here.”

“G-good idea!” You exclaimed, pulling your phone out of your purse and pushing the “call” button.

Billy answered on the second ring.

“Hey sweet girl. Everything ok?” He asked.

“Hi handsome! I-I really h-hate to bother you buuuuuut, can you come get me? I’m afraid I might fall asleep in the Uber.” You asked.

Val leaned in to the phone. “Hiiiiii Billy!!!” She yelled into the phone followed by a cackle.

Then you started laughing. “Oh my god, what is wrong with you?!” You said with your mouth away from the phone, Billy could still hear you though by the way he was chuckling.

“Baby, just text me where you are and I’ll be there as soon as I can, ok?” He said.

“Shut up, guys!” You said, followed by more laughter. “Ok, b-baby. I’ll t-text you as soon as I get off…he-he…get off.”

“Real mature, y/n!” Sabrina yelled.

Billy tried to stop himself from laughing but couldn’t, all he managed to get out was, “I’ll see you soon, beautiful.” And he hung up.

You were waiting for about 20 minutes when the balmy summer air hit the back of your arms. You were facing away from the door when Billy walked in and your friends pointed him out that he was there.

“Somebody is here for youuuuuuu!” Val exclaimed.

You turned around and watched him walk over to you, he had on jeans and a black t-shirt.

Sabrina “whispered” in your ear. “How is he even hotter in person?”

“You’re n-not w-whispering, ya know.” You giggled. “Billy, these are my friends, Valerie and Sabrina.”

Billy flashed his perfect smile at them as he wrapped his arm around your waist. “Nice to meet you ladies, I’d love to chat with you more but I really should get her home.” He said.

Valerie shooed the two of you out of the bar. “Go on, get outta here you crazy kids. You guys would have beautiful babies, by the way.” She said.

“What?!” You yelled.

“What?! Who said that?!” She said. “Ok, goodnight! Love youuuuuu! Nice to finally meet you, Billy!”

“You too.” Billy said with a warm smile, opening the car door. “Wanna lay down in the back, baby?”

“Y-yesssss, I do.” You slurred.

Billy had been driving for about 10 minutes when he asked, “You ok back there, beautiful?”

You sat up and stuck your head in between the front seats. “Oh y-yeah, I’m good!”

Billy just smiled and shook his head back and forth. “That’s good, baby. I’m glad you had fun tonight. I know you haven’t seen them in awhile but that’s my fault. I’ve been monopolizing your time and I’m sorry.” He said.

“But I love spending time with you, Billy. Actually, I-I t-told my friends a s-secret earlier.” You whispered. “Sssshhhhhh!”

Acting surprised, Billy chuckled and responded with, “Oh really? And what secret did you tell them, baby?”

“Well I can’t tell youuuuuu, cuz what if?” You trailed off and suddenly tears welled up in your eyes.

Concerned, Billy asked, “What if what, y/n? Ya know there’s only room for one emotionally stunted person in this relationship and that’s me. Tell me, baby.”

A single tear streaked down your cheek and Billy wanted nothing more than to catch it but he was driving and he couldn’t. You wiped the tear away and whispered, “I-I t-told them that I’m in l-love with youuuuuu.”

You thought you saw the corners of Billy’s mouth curl up into a sly smile in the reflection of the rearview mirror.

“I knowwww, I know you p-probably don’t feel the same way…Imma go back to sleep now, night night. Just shove me out onto the sidewalk when you get to my apartment. This is so embarrassing, I shouldn’t have said anything.”

Billy never did relationships but he couldn’t stay away from you. It was easy with you and it was the first time in a long time, or ever, that someone had told Billy he was loved.

You felt the car come to a stop and the engine turn off, you must be home.

“How ya doin’, beautiful? Can ya walk?” Billy asked sarcastically.

You narrowed your eyes at him as you sat upright and he winked at you in the rearview mirror.

“Yes Billy, I can walk. I’m d-drunk but I’m not THAT drunk.” You said.

Billy exited the car and opened the door to the back seat for you. His hands were chilled from the air conditioning and felt cold against the warm skin of your wrists, more than likely because of the alcohol. You felt his lips plant a gentle kiss on your forehead which made you smile and caused your stomach to flutter.

He really did care about you.

“C’mon baby, let’s get you to bed.” He said softly against your ear.

Swaying a little as you walked toward the entrance of your building, you grabbed a hold of his t-shirt and held onto him for balance, with his hand wrapped around your waist and guiding you into your building.

Once inside your apartment, you tossed your purse and keys onto the table and headed straight for your bedroom, leaving Billy to lock the door behind him.

He knew for the most part you were ok to change by yourself and get into bed so he went into the kitchen to get you some water and pain reliever.

Listening carefully, he heard the water from the bathroom sink running. You were brushing your teeth and washing the makeup off of your face. Billy found you curled up on your side, nestled under the blanket, waiting for him to come in.

“Ah, ah…before you close those beautiful eyes of yours, sit up and take these.” He said in a slightly scolding tone.

“Alright, alright. At ease, soldier. You don’t hafta yell at meeeeee. But it is pretty sexy when you do.” You said with a half-smile on your face.

Billy chuckled as he watched you swallow the two pills he gave you. He sat on the edge of the bed and moved a stray hair away from your eyes while you inched closer to him.

With your hand resting against his cheek, you started to gently brush his beard with your thumb, he kissed the heel of your hand and gave you a warm smile.

“Thank you for coming to get me tonight, Billy.” You said softly.

“Anything for you, baby. Now get some sleep, ok?” He said.

Nodding, you easily rested your head against your pillow and immediately felt your eyes get heavy and the last thing you saw before falling asleep was Billy’s handsome face smiling at you and felt him gently drawing circles on your back with his long slender fingers.

Yes, you were very much in love with him.

**********

Rays from the early morning sun shone into your bedroom, warming the side of your face that wasn’t resting against Billy’s chest.

He stayed with you…he didn’t have to do that, but it warmed your heart that he did. Lifting your head slightly to look up at him, you thought about everything you said to him last night. You didn’t have any regrets, you meant it when you told him you were in love with him.

“Good morning, beautiful.” Said Billy, still with his eyes closed.

“Hey there handsome. You stayed with me.” You said.

His agile fingers danced up and down the exposed skin of your arm. “Of course I did, sweet girl. So, did you really mean what you said last night?” He asked.

You propped yourself up on one arm and gazed into his endless brown eyes. “Yes I did, Billy. I am very much in love with you. That wasn’t exactly how I wanted to tell you for the first time but, well, I can’t take it back…and I don’t want to take it back. I-I love you Billy.”

Billy had a stoic look to his face for a brief moment which felt like time was standing still waiting for a reaction before a warm smile crept to his face and his lips collided with yours.

Suddenly, you were pinned underneath him as he kissed you aggressively, all teeth and tongue before tracing his lips down the hollow of your throat and the side of your neck. The bristles of his beard tickled your skin which caused you to giggle and playfully call out his name.

He stopped and gazed down at you with slight sadness in his beautiful dark brown eyes that looked like two pools of black ink. Billy closed the gap between your bodies so he could rest his forehead against yours.

“I love you too y/n, very much. Ya know, I find myself staring at your picture when you’re not around, I smile when I see that you text me, I love how you say hi to every single dog we pass walking down the sidewalk, you make me laugh which isn’t easy to do, and I probably fell in love with you when you told me that…that you felt safe with me.” He said as he gently pressed his lips to yours.

His words sent shivers down your spine causing you to let out a long exhale.

“Billy, I never feel safer than when I’m with you.” You said with a warm smile, cupping his cheek.

“You’ll always be safe with me, baby.” And he kissed you again. “How do you feel this morning?” He asked.

A big smile played across your lips, a feeling of warmth flowed over your heart, it was beating so rapidly you thought it might beat right out of your chest, and you desperately did not want that feeling to go away.

Yes, you loved him.

“Never better, my love. Never better.”

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[inspectorlyfra]

So, that “Carmilla fixes what’s broken” theory/headcanon, yeah? Let’s play with that a little. Both a literal meaning, and a metaphorical one. Buckle up, let’s go! 

Thanks to his profile on the official website, we know Jonny made up his “backstory” as seen in One-Eyed Jacks. We also know he still did kill his dad, as seen in the “killing your father in an emotionally climactic moment” “you’re projecting again, jonny” exchange in DTTM. I wouldn’t know what the exact words are, I refuse to watch DTTM. Moving on, we don’t actually know how exactly he reached the near-death state necessary for mechanization. Death row? Self-inflicted? A heart attack? Who knows!

Symbolically, though, in the prison interview fiction, he briefly mentions that SA is the one thing Doc Carmilla put off-limits. While this could be a lie, or instead a reference to Carmilla’s parenting (did Jonny ever get time-out?), it pretty steadily points towards some form of morals integrated into the mechanism itself. Backing this up, on his profile again, Jonny says “I’m told I had a good heart, but the Doc dealt with that.” And what organ traditionally is associated with morals? The heart, babey!

Going off of this, I’d say that Jonny’s act of patricide wasn’t premeditated. Back to the “emotionally climactic moment”, and all. However he handled the guilt after he realized what happened, I’d assume that was his downfall.

One headcanon I’ve seen around is that Nastya was born with hemophilia. That’s got the literal ‘broken blood’ out of the way.

As for symbolism, look no further than “Accept the destiny of your blood” as quoted in Cyberian Demons. Nastya knew her family wasn’t great, and she wanted something to be done about that. Their wrongdoings ran in her blood, and she was killed like the rest of them. Clearing her veins set her free.

Ivy’s another tricky one, since we don’t know much about her backstory either. We know that Carmilla made her offer to Ivy in a library she knew by heart, and that’s it.

Going off of her current dissociation from the past thanks to her supercomputer brain, though, I’d guess she had some kind of emotional dysregulation. Trauma, depression, whatever. The dissociation she has now was possibly implemented as a reaction to that. A distance in her own mind, to keep her from getting so overwhelmed.

Thanks to Ashes actually having a backstory song that’s truthful, we know their first death. Smoke inhalation and burns. That, of course, ties into the literal meaning of their lungs.

But lungs aren’t just needed to breathe- you need good lungs to scream. And if Ashes could’ve screamed that night, told the Sevens the truth and exposed Mickey for what he was.. Well, it might not’ve fixed the whole planet, but it would’ve helped.

Brian’s one of two mechs to have the majority of their body be mechanical. His body froze, leaving only his heart intact, yadda yadda.

Going back to the morality idea from Jonny, Brian is a direct parallel to that. Every part of him broke in space except for his heart- his morals. And Carmilla leaned on that with his switch, splitting “morality” into two halves.

A fic I like for this concept that I will promote: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32318977

TS wasn’t made by Carmilla, and its exclusion is fairly self-explanatory for both the literal and figurative, but I’ll go over it quickly anyway. It was made fully clockwork, and only got its autonomy over time. It stole the angel’s voice so that it would have to be heard. 

Tim’s eyes burned out, yes, but he saw countless atrocities over the 3 or 4 years of the war. Replacing his eyes didn’t remove the memories, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

Marius has very little of his pre-mech backstory known! He was a child soldier, and he fought in a giant mecha. That’s about it.

The arm is, arguably, the part of your body that does the most things externally. It types, writes, holds, carries, hits, crushes. And if you’re a soldier, it kills. So when Marius got a shiny new arm and was removed from the environment he grew up in, of course he wanted to be a doctor. He wanted to figure out how to preserve life, not destroy it. Granted, the Mechs don’t need a doctor, but.. I’m sure he had the right idea before the standard desensitization that comes with immortality.

Raphaella’s a complete fucking wild card! Let’s go!

I must of course mention @ladydragonkiller‘s Icarus!Raphaella fic before anything else. Go read it, it’s lovely. https://archiveofourown.org/works/39452052

Whether you subscribe to the “Raphaella gave herself wings” agenda or the “Human carcinization, Raphaella’s species always had wings, but Raphaella’s went wrong somehow” agenda, from my understanding it’s pretty widely agreed on that she mechanized herself.

And whether or not you lean on the Icarus idea, I think the theme of ambition is a strong note. Science is an ambitious field of study! I still like my old idea of a fallen angel interpretation of Raphaella. Regardless of if she was cast out by others or left the nest of her own volition, that ambition and that separation is what cost her her wings.

Making new wings for herself returned her freedom, returned her ambition, returned all of those glorious things. And now, she flies higher than ever before.

And that’s all of them! This wasn’t the most organized, but I had a lotta thoughts I wanted to get down. Wooooo!

#the mechanisms #jonny d'ville #nastya rasputina #ivy alexandria #ashes o'reilly #drumbot brian #the toy soldier #marius von raum #raphaella la cognizi #theory #meta #i guess lmao #no clue if this is a thing everyone Is Aware Of Already #but ehhhh. if it is then oh well #mechs theory

[foxes-that-run]

Please do an analysis of Harry's The Notebook references. In To Be So Lonely he referenced "an arrogant son of a bitch". The next line in the movie is "you're just a pain in the ass". I'm not sure if the tabloids were right about him calling TS a pain in the ass. But something clicks here.

Great ask Anon! the ones I know of are:

'Wherever I go, you bring me home' in Sweet Creature / 'Your mother is my home'. The theme of the Notebook is that Home is being with the right person, (he fixes up the house they were first together) which is also a core theme of Harry's work. (That double sink in Make my Day just got sadder)

'Arrogant Son of a Bitch' in To be so Lonely

Saying "Trash, Trash, Trash - not for you!" to a fan at Love on Tour

The opening of the notebook matches the opening of Harry's solo career (Sign of the Times)

Some people think 'If I was a bluebird' refers to the scene with 'call me a bird' but I think the meaning is different.

Pain in the Arse

I love that as a Notebook reference, well picked! But I am not sure he actually did say it. Those articles said it's in This is Us, I'll take the prompt to watch again before it leaves Netflix. It's not in quotes they give about it in the film, which I also can't see, but there was a rumour there were edits to take Taylor out so maybe it’s a deleted scene:

“I haven’t met a girl yet who I’d want to even think of getting serious with." "I think I’ve been unlucky in love so far. But then, I haven’t really met ­anyone who’s made the earth move for me.” “I’m longing to meet someone who really inspires me and makes me really want to spend time with them.”

This is Us was filmed between December 2012 (MSG) and April 2013 (Paris scenes). Harry and Taylor were broken up for the middle part of that. She wrote AYHTWS, HYGTG, IWYW and Wonderland in that time. He acquired the peace ring right at the end of filming (it's in the Paris scenes at 38 mins) and might have been more positive then. (Actually I just realised the Holmes Chapel Scenes would have been filmed in the 3 days before he went to the US when he tweeted his Mum beat him at scrabble. ❤️)

#harry styles #notebook

[deepfriedpaddymayne]

Hi! I was wondering what you think about Augustin's sexuality esp during the getting pinned down/almost killed by Paddy scene=) I think he seems to enjoy it for a second, then gets annoyed and throws out the wife and kid line. But he also seems SO intrigued by him afterwards. Is he just comfortable in his sexuality?

hello anon first of all I am sorry for taking so long to answer this, it has been sitting in my brain for a long time. second of all mwah smooching you on the forehead for giving me an opportunity to ramble about my special boy

I am gonna preface this with the fact that while we do get a decent enough look at Augustin in the only two episodes we have him in, we do only have him around for two episodes. this means that a lot of my personal way of characterising Augustin is extrapolated from the little information we have, or from what I think makes a nice contrast with Paddy, because obviously those two are meant to be foils/parallels/mirrors/whatever it was that they were gonna do with them before the rewrites. replying to this ask is basically me explaining the process behind some of this extrapolation, because I think about Augustin Jordan a regular amount.

I personally find the way Augustin relates to his sexuality just... fascinating. on my first watch of The Sand Wrestling scene, my first impression was that the guy had to be ridiculously touch starved, because, like. it is undeniable that, even for just a few seconds, he was enjoying himself there. and okay, intricate rituals and homoeroticism and all of those things, but even then, Paddy is literally holding a knife to his throat. that should make you a little tense even if you are into sweaty wrestling with hot poets! and instead, Augustin is relaxing into it. as soon as the immediate fear goes away, he fucking melts under Paddy for a few seconds, and that's when the annoyance kicks in, after which his reactions seem a little more - contained, almost? he generally moves less and starts shushing Paddy, and then when he gets up shortly after he looks SO irritated (which is also so funny imo - my guy was just pinned to the ground with a knife to his throat by a guy who's famously insane and the most negativity he can muster is 'well that was annoying'). but of course, as you point out, after that, he is very obviously intrigued by Paddy - he's SO delighted when he realises that Paddy did just invite him to play russian roulette to prove a point, and in that entire scene he alternates between "my man you are insane what the hell" and "my man you are insane what the hell 👀". and the most obvious explanation for this is, ok, he's just very touch starved. sometimes it's just nice being held, even if that involves being threatened with a knife, you know? BUT WE KNOW HE'S NOT TOUCH STARVED. becuase we see him be physically affectionate with the rest of the French! he's not a loner who hasn't had any human touch in years!

which leads me to go, ok, well, then he's got to be very repressed. because that scene is quite sexual, blah blah blah homoeroticism of violence, while the rest of the affection we see him share with the others reads, at least to me, as very platonic. SO there is definitely some layer of repression going on - but I don't think it's a blanket repression of his sexuality. he's too confident later, when he goes up to Paddy and basically asks him if he's single while smoking his slutty little cigarette, to be someone who altogether panics at the concept of being into men. so WHY does he seem so irritated in the sand wrestling scene, and why does he throw in that line about having a wife and child? and I think the answer is that Augustin is a fairly controlled person. take the very composed confidence with which he shuts down Paddy's quoting TS Eliot at him, take the way he explains very flatly that they are used to following orders, take the fact that what he says to Paddy after the russian roulette is that they are here to defeat fascism, such a weirdly rational, to-the-point reaction to that entire interaction. he's upset in that moment, but he's getting himself together. he is very upset later, in episode 5, when he realises they've been betrayed, and even then, he keeps it together when he realises what Halevy is going to do, enough to encourage him and get himself out of there. Augustin is good at keeping it together, but here is the other thing - I think it's a facade. I think he's actually EXTREMELY intense, and this controlled rationality is not natural, it's learned. I am not sure why he would - though, again, I would guess that being gay in the 30s and 40s does all sorts of things to you - but I think he's taught himself to keep it together. and I think that's WHY he's so fascinated with Paddy, because Paddy is all but controlled. Paddy is a lot less insane than most people frame him as, but he is a wild, unbridled flood of emotion - especially when Augustin meets him, after Eoin, when the lines between feigned and real insanity start to blur. and I think seeing someone that's both so similar and so different from him is both scary and intoxicating for Augustin. imagine you spent your whole life teaching yourself to control your emotions and keep it together and then you meet a guy that's you, but whose heart is on his sleeve and constantly bleeding. terrifying, sure, but MAN, it must be a sight to behold.

and I think if you look at the sand wrestling scene from that angle, it makes it all make sense. he goes from the first moment of panic to elation to annoyance - and I think the annoyance is mostly at himself, because he's caught himself slipping, he's caught himself experiencing that rush of fear and adrenaline and probably attraction with a little too much pleasure. and that's why he says that he has a wife and child - not really because it's the being gay that he's repressing, but because he's kind of panicking at that flood of emotion (I personally believe he's lying in that moment - I know that it's possible that his file saying otherwise was just a mistake, but it's waaaay more interesting to me if he's lying. and, for what it's worth, the guy doesn't wear a wedding ring, on his hand or around his neck or anywhere else the costume department could have put it on him to signal that he's married). but later on, when he goes up to Paddy that evening, he's had enough time to kind of rationalise that emotion and slot it in a "well, yeah, that was kind of hot, but that's normal! regular body reaction to being pinned down by a hot man. nothing to unpack here", which obviously, insane thing to think, but it probably works for him, and I think that's why that relaxed confidence is back (of course, kinda too late by this point - my man is insane and now he's smitten).

so, tl;dr: I think Augustin is comfortable in his sexuality in the sense that I don't personally think he has too much of a problem with being attracted to men, but I do think he has a problem with, sort of, intense emotions and desire that he can't really control, and that's why he gets kind of irritated in that one scene. at the same time, he probably does want to break out of that strict control he's put himself in, which explains why he's immediately so taken with Paddy.

#this is over 1000 words jesus christ. all i can say is i am sorry. except i am not really i love talking about my special boy #i hope this vaguely answered your question anon. i think about augustin jordan a regular amount #sas rogue heroes #augustin jordan #paddy x augustin #oscar answers questions #idk i just think. augustin being both the same and the opposite to paddy in the sense that he's just as intense but wayyyyy more controlled #to the point of repression #is the most fascinating way to think about the two of them #because that way they can kind of influence each other either way #because i feel like paddy feels his emotions a lot but in a way where they tend to explode in his face #while augustin keeps a tight lid on them but in a way that's suffocating #so with their powers combined. a functional human maybe #i feel like this was a very paddy/augustin answer but like! i'm sorry you're not gonna convince me that augustin wasn't sooo into him! #like you can make an argument for paddy because he was still grieving eoin and that's messy but! augustin had such an embarrassing crush

[quietbluejay]

A Thousand Sons 2

Is this disjointed? Yes. Am I going to organize it into something more coherent? No.

I'm remembering all the Ultramarines in Know No Fear being completely shooketh at the thought of Astartes killing Astartes meanwhile Magnus is like "I'm going to kill you" to the Space Wolf captain dude

the framing around Othere's introduction is kind of romance novel and given what I've been spoiled on that makes me uncomfortable.

‘I know well your name, Ahzek Ahriman,’ said Wyrdmake, with a feral grin, ‘for I have long desired to meet you.’

This is a good way to end a chapter, though.

the bulked musculature of his smooth torso

now my mental image of Ahriman's torso is of a cylinder

also lol, Magnus calls the SW captain a whelp this is after: -telling him to take off his mask because he wants to see a mans face before he kills him -threatening to destroy all their ships in orbit

Magnus is not a diplomat, to put it mildly

Magnus is a great example of how intelligence is not wisdom

Honestly the Space Wolves are currently coming off the better in this conflict.

-i feel like removing the ability for your soldiers to panic would be far more useful than removing the ability to fear -how on earth did the TS manage to conquer any planets on their own i must ask -current theory Magnus went and did Aang's marble trick in front of the planetary leaders -McNeill is once again Gross when women show up on page, i will spare the exact quote -also this whole book is like...kind of horny is a plausible deniability way?? i don't know how to describe it. It's really not enhancing the reading experience -Magnus received one (1) sympathetic moment, his main redeeming quality is that he does in fact care about the TS and they were the reason he decided to go deeper into the Warp, to save them -greasy tentacles. okay. moving along. the snake: bro im a daemon

‘Daemon is a meaningless word, a name to give power to fear.’ ‘I know, isn’t it wonderful?’ smiled the serpent, coiling around Magnus’s legs and slithering up his body. Magnus did not fear the serpent. He could destroy it without effort.

you know im kind of getting tired of slithering things no more slithering things grabbing people and wrapping around them to drag them off into the depths society has moved beyond the need for slithering things

This book has just been a slog tbh.

Timeskipt and...ITS A BIRD WORLD I LOVE IT except for the fact that they're, you know, conquering it ;-;

As well as this lost strand of humanity, Heliosa was a world that belonged to the creatures of the air. The skies were alive with flocks of every description, from tiny, insect-sized creatures that fed on guano to rabid pterosaurs that hunted from lairs in hollowed-out peaks. More than one Imperial craft had been lost to bird strikes before weapon systems were modified to provide continuous clearance fire.

me @ the birds: you're doing amazing sweetie

‘What happens here after we leave is not our concern.’ Ahriman shook his head. ‘But it should be,’ he said. ‘Guilliman has the way of it. The worlds his Legion wins venerate his name and are said to be utopias. Their inhabitants work tirelessly for the good of the Imperium as its most loyal subjects. The people of these worlds will be reluctant citizens of the Imperium at best, rebels-in-waiting at worst.’ ‘Then we will return and show them what happens to oathbreakers,’ snarled Wyrdmake.

hey. Ohthere. Oaths given under duress aren't valid.

current evaluation of Leman Russ: I don't like him either, but he's not quite as obnoxious as Magnus yet

#bluejay reads warhammer #warhammer 40k

[bloodhoundluke]

—❦ luke h. prompt list

send a possible story request & a number (or multiple) for a luke fic/drabble 💓 i don't write explicit smut or supernatural stories etc. please consider getting to know my earlier work if you want to request something, so you'll have an idea what i am comfortable writing, thank you. the list is made up of prompts i've found on pinterest, some of them i came up with myself and some are taylor and 5sos lyrics + the vampire diaries quotes! i love taylor swift and tvd so i couldn't resist the urge not to include those lines hehe &lt;3

—❦

"Have we met?".

"Don't do this to me".

"Me and you? Incredible".

"Please don't cry. I can't stand to see you cry".

"I think you're just afraid to be happy".

"You're blushing".

"Is that my shirt?".

"I'll kiss away the pain, baby".

"You're adorable when you're tired, you know that?".

"Am I not good enough?"

"Am I coming with you on this trip?". "No?". "Then why are my clothes going with you?".

"Why are you so stubborn?".

"I can't think straight with you".

"I hate you".

"Go with me?". "As long as you hold my hand".

"Oh! You're jealous".

"Can we stay like this forever?".

"Are we on a date right now?".

"I am so happy to call you my wife/husband".

"Shit, I missed you".

"I love you and only you. Nothing will ever change that".

"You don't own me".

"Just go hang out with x. You've gotten real good at that".

"You know this means nothing, right?".

"Please, take a break".

"Baby, I could do this all day".

"Shh, you don't want the others to hear, do you?".

"Show me how much you missed me".

"Stop distracting me".

"Mmh, I love to hear my name falling off those pretty lips of yours".

"Practice makes perfect".

"This was a mistake".

"What if I bring beer?".

"I don't have anyone anymore." "You have me."

"I told you to leave, but you didn't. I gave you the chance!".

"Say you never loved me. Say it".

"How bad is it?". "It's bad."

"I didn't ever think we'd be here, like this."

"Don't give me that silent treatment".

"I'm not leaving, I promise".

"I'm not grumpy". "So why didn't you stay in bed and cuddle with me?".

"I know your friends don't like me." (HIGH - 5SOS).

"Problem was, I thought I had this right". (LIE TO ME - 5SOS).

"I did not need your help!" (ME, MYSELF & I - 5SOS).

"When I take a look at my life and all of my crimes, you're the only thing that I think I got right" (LOVER OF MINE - 5SOS).

"It's hell of a ride loving you" (HAZE - 5SOS).

"Well, maybe we got lost in translation. Maybe I asked for too much. But maybe this thing was a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up." (ALL TOO WELL - TS).

"But I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain. And it's 2:00am and I'm cursing your name. So in love that I act inside, and that's the way I loved you". (THE WAY I LOVED YOU - TS).

"You told me you loved me. So why did you go away?". (LAST KISS - TS.)

"I hope I never lose you, I hope it never ends... I'd never walk Cornelia Street again". (CORNELIA STREET - TS.)

"Don't want no other shade of blue but you" (HOAX - TS.)

"The first rule of truly living is to do the things you're most afraid of". (THE VAMPIRE DIARIES).

"I was feeling epic". (TVD)

"Do you like who I am, or do you miss who I was?". (TVD)

"I've been in love. It's painful, pointless and overrated" (TVD)

"There is no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones" (TVD).

“I’m too smart to be seduced by you.” (TVD)

“What kind of a stupid question is that? Why did I have a thing for you?” (TVD).

—❦

request a post here! here's an example: "angst with #43, luke's and y/n's relationship is falling apart despite trying to fix everything". (you can be more specific if you want to!). can't wait to see what you guys come up with! much love 🥰

© bloodhoundluke.

#prompt list #luke hemmings fanfic #luke hemmings imagine #luke hemmings x y/n #luke hemmings x reader #luke hemmings fluff #luke hemmings angst #luke hemmings 5sos

[mqstermindswift]

Your Annoying Tumblr Mutual strikes yet again !!

I'm gonna ask you a few questions :> (these are all so random lmao) (as always, feel free to ignore ^^^)

﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌

✰ how long have you been on tumblr?

✰ how did you come up with your url/username?

✰ what’s your phone’s lock screen?

✰ do you have any piercings//tattoos? (any you’d like to get?)

✰ do you wear glasses//contacts?

✰ has anyone ever told you you have a "celebrity look-alike"? if yes, who?

✰ best compliment you’ve ever gotten?

✰ are you a collector of anything in particular? If yes, what?

✰ I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD REST OF YOUR DAY AND TREAT YOURSELF AND I APPRECIATE YOU AND YES OKAY BYE FOR NOW <3

hiii

I’ve been on tumblr for almost 11 months!!

so,how’d I come up with my username?well,im a Swiftie and Taylor had recently released midnights and I was trying tot hint of a cute url and then it hit me”mastermind is my fav so why not make it mqstermindswift?”

On my iPad it’s Ariana grande and on my phone it’s my rl bsf

I have 4 piercings(2 in each ear) I want to get 16 more piercings in my ears(8 in each) and then I want 3 nose piercings(one in each nostril and in the middle as well).I also want to get a butterfly and a this is me trying or a ts quote tattoo

I wear glasses!

No I don’t rlly think so

So I don’t remember how that person exactly said it but they were like “you’re so smart”.It’s s either this or “I love your music taste”

Yea I’m currently collecting some marvel figurines

TYY I ALSO APPRECIATE AND LOVE YOU SM

BYE BYE <3

#Nicky shit talks #my moots <3

[this-daydream-is-dangerous-13]

I always thought that Glitch is about Harry. Here's my interpretation of the song:

We were supposed to be just friends (they did become friends after the broke up in 2013, but they couldn't stay just friends)

You don't live in my part of town, but maybe I'll see you out some weekend (they both lived in LA, Harry even bying a house near hers, but later on sold it while he still lived in LA. In cardigan she also says: Playing hide-and-seek and giving me your weekends)

Depending on what kind of mood and situation-ship I'm in (Harry's Satellite lyrics: I'm in an L.A. mood, I don't wanna talk to you. She said, "Give me a day or two")

And what's in my system

I think there's been a glitch, oh, yeah

Five seconds later, I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch, oh, yeah (Harry's song Woman: And promises are broken like a stich is. It's also probably a small nod to the stitches Harry got in the snowmobile accident)

And I'm not even sorry (There's an interview I believe, I can't find it, but it was when Taylor was promoting 1989 and I don't remember who said it but they said something along the lines of and you should've called the song Style "I'm not even sorry" at this point cause it was too obvious it was about Harry)

Nights are so starry, blood moonlit

It must be counterfeit

I think there's been a glitch, oh, yeah

I was supposed to sweat you out

In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else's playground (She was supposed to forget Harry with getting with Joe, but obviously she couldn't cause she's still writing about him)

But it's been two thousand one hundred and 90 days of our love blackout (I always thought that the "and it's been 2190 days of our love blackout" as in that the said relationship had ended that long ago, hence the blackout.)

The system's breaking down (the system's breaking down)

I think there's been a glitch

Five seconds later, I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch

And I'm not even sorry

Nights are so starry, blood moonlit

It must be counterfeit

I think there's been a glitch

A brief interruption, a slight malfunction

I'd go back to wanting dudes who give nothing ("Go back to dudes who give nothing" as in "all you ever wanted from me was nothing" in Sweet Nothing which is about Joe??)

I thought we had no chance

And that's romance, let's dance

Glitch

Five seconds later, I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch

And I'm not even sorry

Nights are so starry, blood moonlit

It must be counterfeit

I think there's been a glitch

Cambridge dictionary definition of the word Glitch: a small problem or fault that prevents something from being successful or working as well as it should

They definitely weren't successful in the end

Thanks for sharing this analysis, Anon. I think it is more of a stretch to think this song is entirely about HS; I still think it is entirely or mostly about YB (or written to look that way). That said: if we get more info on future tracks, I will absolutely reassess.

A couple things I want to lift out:

The “town” references I usually thought to mean “the music industry” and YB was torn adjacent at best, hence not the same town.

I think Blondie and YB spent the summer as friends after the fabled hand touch (during the TH era) and then the Delicate hookup time, which surprised her. And they started seeing each other and that’s the time she’s writing about.

I do love that you mentioned the “I’m not even sorry” quote; it is one of my TS faves. Thanks for send the link in a subsequent ask.

It’s the closest she has ever, ever come to specifically saying that a song is about someone, lol.

“Then there’s the song that sets a new high-water mark for Swiftian faux secrecy – a sexy Miami Vice-sounding throwback about a guy with slicked-back hair and a white T-shirt and a girl in a tight little skirt that is called – no joke – “Style.” (She allows herself a satisfied grin. “We should have just called it ‘I’m Not Even Sorry.'”)”

Thanks for the ask!