The mafia needs an HR department solely for Mori alone bc imagine the sheer number of complaints it would get.
Mostly from Elise.
“Today the boss told me that I should impregnate Dazai because he wants grandkids. This is deeply overstepping his boundary as a boss.”
“Boss threatened to have a girl I like- I mean an assassin- kill me. Also, he was willing to let Akutagawa-senpai die.”
“Yeah so the boss asked me to go to his office alone and it was dark and he walked up from behind me and just kinda grabbed me? It was really creepy. Also he shot my brother. 2/10, still not the worst boss I’ve had.”
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you can bite him and claw at his flesh and thrash about and spit i hate you, i hate you, i hate you, but his hips roll against yours with such love and reverence that it’s impossible not to fall deeper in his embrace
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Hunter being so scared of suddenly becoming a dad and getting reassurance from Darius who knows a thing or two about how that feels… they make me so emotional it’s unreal
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clothes swap ^-^ i thought it’d be cute
[id in alt text courtesy of @/ceggpire ^-^]
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CW BLOOD
Swissalps Murder Ghouls - thank you @forlorn-crows and @mac-and-thefox for contributing to Mountain’s appearance HCs since I wanted to depart from the ones I had originally. And pspspspsps to @hypnoneghoul cause I always post at weird times when you’re asleep.
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no idea what i was doing here but !!! adam !
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Quick!! Guess which system he’s used the most!
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