Hey, we're u able 2 get out bed 2day?
No? Dats alright! It's already enough 2 just open ur wonderful eyes!
Able to shower or brush ur teeth?
Not today? I understand but try ur best 4 ur hygiene!
Eat or drink 2day?
I'll come up 2 ur house and stuff food down ur throat and make sure u wash it down with good water if ur answer was no >:(
Messy room?
My room is messy 2! We can clean 2gether!
Ur not alone and ur not worthless. U deserve a healthy body and a happy life. Even if u don't think so, I know u deserve it! I luv u all <3 <3 <3 <3 (and if u did any or even all of these things 2day, I'm so freaking proud of u, keep going! Ur doing MEOWZERZ)
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I saw your post with Neito as brother and really like how you write! I wonder if you could do Karma x fem!reader headcanon where reader wants to have a large family (4 children or more)? How do you think he would react to this and how he would find himself as a husband and father in such a family?
» "how many?"
character: karma
description: you want kids. lots of them.
warnings: slightly suggestive at the end?? otherwise it's kinda sweet
style: headcanons and drabble
when karma first heard this, he was a little taken aback.
four?? kids??
but, after thinking about it for a while, i think he'd warm up to the idea.
a bunch of little mini menaces all annoying you.. yes, he could see it very clearly.
he's like their jungle gym, and the world is his. the kids climb all over him, and he would literally climb a volcano for them if need be.
but of course, he still will cater to your needs. you're craving something during your pregnancy? he's sprint to the grocery store to get it.
hell, he'd even try it with you, especially if it's something odd. (like pickles, cream cheese, and hot sauce)
but otherwise, he's going to be extremely careful. he makes sure that you're always comfortable and safe.
and of course, he'd teach them self defense at a young age. so don't be surprised when the elementary school calls to tell you that one of your kids fought somebody.
(the other kid is now forever scared of that child)
karma would totally pick them up from school with a smile on his face and take them out to eat ice cream.
he definitely buys everyone sunglasses and they all walk together and pretend to be spies.
in addition to climbing onto him, karma will hoist one of the kids up onto his shoulders. this has just become a natural thing.
karma is definitely scared at first, but the more times you are pregnant and have a kid, the more it becomes normal to him. he doesn't stress about it anymore.
all in all, i think he'd be pretty great as both a husband and a father.
here's a little bonus too:
you had never voiced your wish until now. you wanted quite a lot of kids... definitely, at least four.
you were telling your friends all about your desire to have a big family. you were giggling on the phone and imagining all the little babies, which resulted in you getting giddier by the second.
little did you know karma was listening in on this phone call of yours. he stood outside the door, honestly a little shocked, as you had never expressed your need for a family, let alone a larger one.
he thought for a moment. objectively, he didn't see much wrong with it. you want babies, so what? he couldn't lie and say they weren't adorable (when they weren't throwing up and pooping everywhere).
so, what was his hesitation?
he was worried how he would be as a father. as carefree as he seems, he knows how intense his personality can be. he doesn't want to scare his kid off as soon as they come out of you.
he is interrupted from his train of thought when he hears you bring your phone call to an end. he begins to walk away, thinking you hadn't noticed him.
"karma, i know you're there."
stopping in his tracks, he whirled around and made eye contact with you. perhaps he hadn't been as slick as he though he had.
sucking in his cheeks and taking a deep breath, he smiled at you.
"so... i heard you want kids."
you couldn't help but giggle at his forwardness. he walked over to your bed and sat down on the edge, turning his head to look at you.
he was always a good husband to you. maybe a little protective, but nothing too out of the ordinary. you crawled over to him and sprawled across his lap, leading him to gently pat your head.
"yes, that's true. i do want children."
"and how many, again, did you want?"
you hesitated a little bit, halfway to bursting out laughing.
"at least four."
he sighed and leaned back, pulling you into his chest.
"i'm.." he struggled to find the write way to say this. "i'm worried with how i would be a father. especially with four or more children."
"well, keep in mind it only starts with one." you reply, hoping to calm him, if only a little.
he smirked at your attempt at a joke, and rolled over to tackle you. he kissed you, and after a minute, slowly broke apart, and then smirked.
"well, we'd better get started then."
notes: aghagahhajdaka i'm so sorry this took such a long time
i did not expect my week to be so busy but it was and i'm really sorry 💔💔
but anyways tysm for the request!! mwah mwah to everyone and i hope you enjoyed!!
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The universe deciding to gift me with a Hotch/Greg energy post !! so I'm back like that ugly in a cute way stray cat you regret petting that one time who won't stop showing up at your door:
I'm such a sucker for duos where one is frustratingly oblivious and/or the other is terrible at flirting.
(@ravensmadreads)
the universe supports our obsession 😌
okay OMG i’m just thinking that you would be the blue text when it comes to you and aaron but greg would be the blue text when it comes to you and greg 😭 like idk it makes sense like this in my head????
when it’s you and aaron, it’s him who’s oblivious! because who would ever love a sad, traumatized old man?? (yeah he’s an idiot for thinking like that about himself but we love him ☹️) he just doesn’t even think it’s a possibility that you’d be into him. so you have to get like super obvious for him to get the message 😭😭 you’ll literally be like “so when are you gonna take me out 😌🥰” and he’ll be like “didn’t we go out for drinks with the team after our last case?” and you’re like “…i mean just us” and aaron is like “why just us 😳 do you have an issue with the rest of the team?” he’s so smart i promise, just not with you ❤️
at some point you just get too obvious for him not to get it so the realization suddenly hits him! he’s standing in front of the mirror getting ready in the morning and a text from your last night’s conversation comes to mind and he freezes 🧍🏻bc wait a minute…does his crush actually like him back???? so he decides to straight up ask you if you’re flirting with him and you’re so tired 😭 bc “yes, aaron, i am trying, but you’re making it really fucking hard so most of the time i have no clue what i’m doing”
he’ll probably just get into his car and drive straight to your house after that response 🤭
now with greg!! he’s such a mess around you!! bc he thinks you’re soooooo pretty and it’s making him nervous!! so he doesn’t know how to flirt 😭😭 he makes a few compliments and tries to drop ideas for dates but you’re just your same oblivious self every time like “ahh thank you, greg 🥰” or “oh i love this movie too! but who are you going to take to the movies with you :(“ and he’s like “i’m trying to take you. please say yes i wanna cry” so this time you’re the one who suddenly realizes that greg has been in love with you the whole time 😭😭 and you’re like “me??? 🫢” and he just sighs “yes, y/n, i’ve been in love with you for a year now. at this point let’s just skip the movies and go get married as our first date”
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