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takofuus · 3 months

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Drinking hot chocolate instead of coffee. Im a changed man

#Lying through my teeth

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applettun · 5 months

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I don’t even like him.

#lying through my teeth #milez drawz #my art #mammon #helluva boss mammon #mammon helluva boss #helluva boss

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skep-eroni · 1 year

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I like him a normal amount :)

#lying through my teeth #twst #twisted wonderland #idia shroud #my art

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avipony · 2 months

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I'm absolutely totally normal, nothing abnormal about me nope. What the fuck is vore I've never heard of that in my life. Otherkin? Why don't you be other KIN with some bitches lmao.

#Lying through my teeth #I am incredibly not normal don't listen to a word I just said #Neigh

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mae-i-scribble · 2 years

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Ive been rereading the orv webtoon from the beginning now that i have secret novel knowledge and just wow the twist with yjh not being the third round but the 1864th is so fucking well executed. Its makes for such a good reread because from the third scenario they were dropping hints as to the truth. Not only in yjh having knowledge he shouldn't, but with the cinema master. Yjh wasn't getting such severe regression depression for no reason- it was because he really and truly had already lived thousands of lives, even if he can't remember them as such at this point. And then you have kdj snapping him out of it for a brief moment by screaming at him about how yjh was never alone, not with his companions and not with kdj lovingly following his tale for a decade paralleled with how kdj does the exact same to 1863 yjh which is the whole reason why our yjh is here now and i-

this novel is so fucking incredible holy shit

#orv #orv spoilers #omniscient reader #omniscisnt reader spoilers #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #anyways im totally normal and sane #i say #lying through my teeth #this novel has hurt me in unfathomable ways

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ranger-kellyn · 1 year

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finally coming back to this and i'm.. looking Respectfully

#my art #wip #lying through my teeth

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birgittesilverbae · 10 months

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have been reminded i might get bae on my screen this year i can be so normal about this

#wot #lying through my teeth #mywot

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projectbluearcadia · 11 months

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Right And Wrong Are Just Guidelines

[ Funny story. I forgot to publish this damn part. Didn't even occur to me that there was no context for why I was suddenly imprisoned in the demon lord's castle. Or that my number system in docs didn't sync with the masterlist.

So, to those of you that have actually been following this story: No, you are not going crazy, there was actually a part missing. This is part 12; part 13 is Tick Tock Trauma, Tick Tock Mama. #fml ]

Lucifer pulls Annelie off his back.

Lucifer: Don’t you dare try to fight, Annelie.

Annelie: I won’t; I promise.

I’m just going to do something that will make you even more angry with me.

Lucifer turns his back, and Belphegor snarls at his older brothers ganging up on him. Annelie hesitates as she grazes her fingers against the barrier between the human world and the Devildom.

I can touch it. I can travel across any time I want. This might be the last time too. Can I really... Can I really do this?

Annelie bites her lip.

No. I have to act now. Later is too late.

Annelie disappears from the human world and finds herself staring up at the demon lord’s castle. She smiles wryly.

This brings back memories. And boss music that’ll probably get louder the closer I get.

She takes out her D.D.D. as she approaches the castle gates, scanning her ID, and the doors open for her.

At least I’m still being allowed in. Could easily be a bad thing.

Annelie takes her time glancing around the halls of the castle, watching as a Little D. flits by carrying a stack of paper.

It doesn’t seem particularly panicked; that looks good.

Annelie pauses in front of Diavolo’s study before she raps on the door. Some shuffling ensues.

Barbatos: I believe that’s Annelie, my lord.

Diavolo: They’re back already?

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos opens the door for Annelie to discover Diavolo deep in paperwork, a freshly-made cup of tea by his side.

Barbatos: What brings you here, Ms. Glasgow? My lord is quite busy.

Even though he asked me, I feel like he knows exactly why I’m here.

Diavolo: Where’s Lucifer?

Annelie: ...I’m here by myself.

Diavolo slowly picks up his pen and lays it down, folding his hands together.

Jesus. I feel like the air just got thicker—are his eyes glowing? No, that’s just me. Diavolo’s scary when he’s serious.

Diavolo: Annelie... what happened?

Annelie: Before I say anything... I don’t know the entire situation that’s happening at this second. I left as soon as I could when I realized you might react first and ask questions later.

Diavolo: That doesn’t sound good.

Annelie: It’s not. I’m not going to sugarcoat that.

He’s not going to let this go if they really are beyond saving; I can feel it. I need to stop the blame from resting on Lucifer’s shoulders—the last thing he needs is to be branded a traitor.

Annelie: Belphegor... I was visiting him behind Lucifer’s back, and I managed to convince him that he wasn’t a threat. I had a grudge against my ex-boyfriend, back in the human world, and Belphie... he wanted to help me. So me and him, we hatched a scheme together to frame him.

Please, god, let him not have died an early death so they can’t call my bullshit.

Annelie: I had everything under control... I didn’t think anything bad would happen, and then...

Annelie forces herself to break eye contact with Diavolo.

Annelie: Then Belphie... I don’t know what happened, but he lost it. I didn’t want anyone else to get mixed up in it, but I thought I should at least come clean with you. I’d... I’d appreciate it if you didn’t tell Lucifer I was cheating on him. He doesn’t deserve that on top of learning that I’m responsible for making his little brother potentially kill someone.

The room sinks into a heavy silence, and Annelie looks down at her feet.

I just spouted a meaningless word salad. I’m so sorry, Lucifer. You didn’t deserve any of this heartache—I’m sorry I couldn’t lessen it.

Diavolo: Barbatos.

Annelie: ...!

Barbatos grips Annelie’s hands behind her back, almost twisting her arms in the process. He presses a knife hard against her neck, and Annelie nervously swallows. Blood trickles from her neck, and she winces.

Diavolo: Annelie, do you have any idea what you’ve done?

Signed and stamped my death warrant. But it seems like he actually bought it; I’m glad he doesn’t know me like Lucifer does.

Annelie: I really didn’t mean for any of this to happen.

Diavolo: Regardless of whether or not that’s a lie, what’s done is done. Barbatos, get her out of my sight.

Diavolo and Barbatos both shift to their demon forms, and Diavolo slips Annelie a sad, hurt look.

Diavolo: ...I really... expected better of you, Anne.

Diavolo disappears, leaving Annelie to be dragged away by Barbatos.

I’m really going to die, huh?

Barbatos drags Annelie inside one of the castle’s guest bedrooms.

Annelie: ...Barbatos...?

He ties Annelie’s hands to the bed.

Please tell me this is not going where I think it’s going.

Barbatos: You’re wondering why you’re not dead, aren’t you?

Annelie: Wondering and fucking terrified that I’m alone with an unreadable person like you right now.

Barbatos softly chuckles to himself, pressing a knuckle to his lips as he does so.

Barbatos: If the circumstances were a little less serious, I’d be tempted to tease you.

Annelie: ...you don’t seem that concerned.

Barbatos: I am concerned, believe me. That being said, while that was quite a show you put on for my lord, I know enough about you to realize that you wouldn’t be able to go behind Lucifer’s back. You don’t have that kind of cruelty in you.

Annelie: Hey, you’ve only met me a handful of times.

Barbatos: I’ve heard plenty about you from Lucifer, and I’ve spent enough time observing you. You’re always around him, always caring about him. You start getting anxious when you think he’s stressed, and you intervene on his behalf when his brothers start causing mischief.

Barbatos’ eyes sparkle with mirth.

Barbatos: And as for having an affair with Belphegor... Quite frankly, that was a dead giveaway.

Annelie: What?

Barbatos: Annelie, there’s a very clear type of person you get along with. You get easily frustrated with people who act lazily or in bad taste, and you get especially annoyed with people who do not appreciate the effort of others. I wasn’t blind to the fact that you wanted to jump out of your seat when Belphegor dismissed Lucifer’s work. There is no reasonable way, disregarding the coldness I’ve seen him show towards you, that Belphegor appeals to you or you appeal to him.

Annelie: ...

I guess he’s got me there.

Annelie: ...so what happens now?

Barbatos: The road from present to future is not a straight line. But for the time being, you are under temporary arrest.

Annelie: Why handcuffed to a bed though?

Barbatos: It’s more comfortable than a chair or a cell, isn’t it? I don’t approve of what is happening by any means, but I think it would be a regrettable loss to treat you poorly when this may yet end for the best.

Annelie: ...can’t argue with that.

#lying through my teeth #seriously though #kinda irritated i forgot #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #shameless #self indulgence #fanfiction #obey me!#LuciAnne

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hojlundaise · 1 year

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instead of helping my mum put up the curtains for eid im here making roma gifs fkjsjfh

#hold on mum i will be there i am a filial daughter after all #lying through my teeth

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homosubtext · 1 year

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what do u mean sleeping for 10 hours and still feeling tired, being so stressed and anxious that i feel nauseous, shaving my head, and listening to ‘i bet on losing dogs’ by mitski on repeat is a cry for help? i’m literally fine

#lying through my teeth #i’m just feeling silly !!! that’s all !!! my friends are only a little concerned for my well-being !!!!#reymbles

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datastate · 2 years

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