#(naw i like most the contestants and most of them make fun rooms)

[smitti4thecity]

Imagine you are reading something and it ends like this?? Can a writer do this to people? Can a writer survive writing like this? And more importantly what is this?? Read along and hey follow along... time to take the brakes off of story telling and introduce the first of many in the "UNTITLED FOR NOW" series...

Untitled for now begins with three characters: Teapot, Treyein and then we have Jug. The opening scene features a cry for help from Teapot and a sad confession of guilt from Treyein... and we start to examine the characters beginning with Jug.

Teapot – Hey Jug? You busy

Jug – Never too busy for you

Teapot – Thank You for your kind words

Can you come over, I would rather talk to you about this face to face.

Jug – GPS says 25 minutes, see you about 2000hrs

Jug has no idea what he is about to walk into and that does not matter because in his world his friend of 22 years needs him and has prioritized her over all things.

Meanwhile Teapot was fuming.. IVE HAD ENOUGH, the jokes, the innaprorpiate touching has to stop, enough is enough and she must escalate things before she finds herself in Wednesday’s episode of SVU.

Text message from Treyein comes in, Teapot begins to read it..

Treyein – look tea, I have decided to check myself into a rehab facility, I recognize in myself that I have demons in my past I must let go of or I will never manifest into the beautiful person I am inside.  I hope this move inspires you to somehow take your leap towards greatness.  You have so much to offer the World and I truly will pray nightly that you live in your gift.

Teapot – My life will never be the same because of you – you have literally taken my (knock, knock, knock) throws phone on the bed.

Teapot – opens door and greets Jug with a hug

Jug – well hello, nice to see you too, you look nice, nails done I see you tea... pot!! knowing damn well I love the white tip nails..… wait!!! what is this??? some sort of setup???. Are you about to tell me we are dating? What did I walk into.. you sittin around lookin all good..... smellin like YSL and lookin even better than you smell.  Look, three letters woman!!! I DO

Teapot – laughing and smiling, no no no no no, we are not dating

Jug – sigh of relief and disappointment, don’t act like if I didn’t really try and holla you wouldn’t oblige

Teapot – shrugs, grabs Jugs hand… more serious now – come in, lets talk things right now for me are….. tear drop

Jug – hugs her closely, sweetheart what is wrong? What is going on? Jug silences his phone, takes off his shoes and hurry’s back to teapot.. grabs her face – look at me? I’m in the moment completely with you – talk to me.

Teapot – I need some time, just be here with me, tell me how you are doing? I will tell you I just need some time to gather myself…

Jug – Well look it doesn’t really matter how I am doing.. Please, you cannot hold this inside of you it is going to drive you down a dark road

Teapot – I know I know I know… just please you go first.

Jug for the first time in his life was asked how he was doing? Jugs mind instantly drifted to where it all started for Jug...

It was hot outside and Jug had to walk home from two a days football practice – now Jug lived below the hill and practice was above the hill so Jug started his journey towards the bottom. His feet draggin.. head down.. he all dirty with the long day face going on…sweaty.. smellin like last weeks practice…whoooo Jug was hurtin that day..… not even halfway into the walk a voice yells out of one of the homes:

Voice: Hey N WORD!!!! Get outta my neighborhood..

Naw I’m just playin, the Voice didnt say that..

Not even halfway into the walk a voice can be heard saying..

Voice: Whats up g? And there she was.. Teapot!!

Teapot goes outside with her wifle ball bat and says you hungry I got some pringles inside.

Jug: with all the life brought back into his body from that statement, Yes I am.

Jug went inside and banged some pepperoni pizza pringles and enjoyed some good conversation.  That day 22 years ago jumpstarted an unbelievable friendship that stands stronger each day that passes.  Jug was introduced to an entire different world on that day he had never seen a two parent home, food in the pantry and refrigerator, candles smelling all good, a garage, Jugs life changed that day.  Jug would have to eventually walk down that hill and go to his home but Jug was completely in that moment wit tea and Jug was and has proven to be forever grateful for the value meeting teapot has brought to his life.  Jug provided entertainment and Jug is good at it, you know the sober guy that’s loving life, the only one on the dancefloor, singing and talking the loudest like hey look at me.  That is Jug, the go to guy for anything you trying to do good or bad because Jug has lived.  Jug travels the country for fun, he has made a living by traveling to countries and providing some of the most epic memories in travel history.  You look at Jug and just automatically get inspired ladies love him, businesses respect his word and opinions. Jug has the President’s personal number and thats him -- the only person that can make the impossible possible – it is so important to have those people in your life that can connect with every age group and just find a common ground between different parties.  You just have to see this man to believe this man.

Growing up Jug went to the community academy that required Jug to spend 7 days at the academy and he would go home for a total of 16 hours and after the 16 hours Jug would head back to the academy to finish out his next 7 days he did this for 6 years in lieu of elementary school.  Well in year three at the academy Jug was minding his own business and Jug went home for his 16 hour leave period and Jugs mom pops Jug in the back of the head like “wtf” Jug?

Jug: Momma what

Jugs Momma: Boy you been cutting your hair?

Jug: no momma

This continues for two continuous weeks and Jug is completely clueless because when Jug looks in the mirror all he sees is a billion dollar smile that he would sell his self short on if he grins... the dreamy eyes authors make up words to describe.  “Let’s call it hazel”

Jug was winning, fresh lineup, clothes was bummy but hey they all wore the same uniform, so LG.. F is the problem.

Jug strolls into his momma house on  summer leave that next week, and Jug momma put the paws on Jug.  You know the whoopen where you gotta go find the belt and you gotta find the one momma talking about or you gonna get hit wit the wrong belt and told to go find the other one…

when yo momma say “go get the belt” vs. “go get MY belt” the difference and  the tone in those two statements are completely different and has two different sides of the type of ass that gets whipped.  

When you get “the belt” only a little bit of ass is getting tore up so you good… when momma says get “MY BELT” well that my friend is all the ass.

That’s one of them beat downs that go like...

Boy (pop) didn’t (pop) I (pop) tell (pop) you (pop) to (pop) stop (pop) cutting (pop) yo (pop) hair (pop)

Huh? (Pop)

Get done you got snot bubbles, had two socks on now one of them outside underneath the car the other in the freezer stuck to the ice tray like its been there for a week.. yeah that type of life

Well a couple days later Jug was in his room iceing his buns when he hears his mothers voice scream out for him under his breath you know what Jug is saying so insert something you’d be saying in lieu of my sentence.

Jug gets up and goes in the other room and his Momma looks at him as if he were a newborn with all the love and desire a mother does and says to Jug.  I scheduled you a doctors appointment I have been talking to some people and they say I should …. Jug interrupts his Mom…

Jug: who is they Mom because if you are about to say what I think you are about to say then I need to meet them immediately.

Jugs Momma: Well what do you think I am about to say

Jug: Well, with all due respect momma - - I think you about to say …. Takes a deep breath and

That …

That umm…

Jugs Momma: say it son, you can tell me

Jug: you sure?

Jugs momma: yes son, you can say whatever it is you are thinking

Jug: I was going to say that I think you are about to say that “they” told you to stop beating my @ and like I been tellin yo xxxx xxx I ain’t been cutting my fxxxx hair, shoot”

Jugs momma: yes son its called alopecia.. wait a second Boy who you talkin.. you know what. Go get the belt…

Jug: sighs and drops his dobber and starts that stroll to the belt room and just as he takes a step momma gone say

Jugs momma: you ain’t gotta go get the belt but you better watch yo mouth, don’t know who you think you in here talkin to like that.. done lost yo mind.. clearly.

Think you talkin to boy.. I…

See when momma told Jug “boy … I” Jug was always curious to know – You’ll what? But Jug is a smart person… Jug takes his Loss… later in life someone told Jug the same phrase .. “boy…I” and Jug being the curious character he is.. Jug said it.. you’ll what? And to Jugs surprise Jug got muffed in the face and Jug would go on to never be curious again about what boy I… means.. because if someone tells you “Boy….I”

That means they are going to muff you.. so take your L.. or say “Boy..I” back to them and get ready for a muffing contest because boy I means nothing more than Boy I will muff you..in the face..

Jugs Momma: Yes son, in grown peoples words that is what I’m saying to you, and "they" is just people that gossip.

Jug: I don’t know momma, I don’t like gossip

Jugs Momma: not like that gossip, boy, shut up, you going to the doctor so go get ready.

School years begins Jug is bald, and Jug gets clowned every single day and Jug laughed along, soaked in the attention and listened to what the kids were saying.  Laughed louder than the other kids, complementing the very kids that were talking so bad about him and Jug had no choice because Jug couldn’t fight and Jug was lost, confused.  Jug knew why they were talking about him but didn’t know how to make it stop so Jug took L’s day in and day out until one day… The King of all Joke makers connected with Jug on a “I’m too great of a jokster to waste time talkin bout yo globe head self” type level...and that Jokster looked at Jug and Jug looked back and it was like the torch was passed to Jug.. and in that moment Jugs mouth opened and said one of the most legendary bars in the history of joke telling.

Jug: If you don’t get yo old…..

.. now “if you don’t get yo old” is the perfect setup however it is tricky to pull off but if you pull it off you are elevated to a different tier of joke telling…and Jug did it...

Jug was invicible from that day forward.. everyone loved Jug and Jug loved everyone.. For years the very kids that talked reckless to Jug was in the laugh of a joke (blink of an eye -- get it?? Laugh of a joke?? No?) Jugs biggest support system.  

Jug transformed that day into a legend, and in that moment Jug knew it was his life’s gift to spread love joy and happiness all over the world and that led to him winning a unanimous decision presidential election.. Yeah..He was not even on the ticket, everyone in the country wrote his name on the ballot..the most unqualified candidate in the history of life ...thats a whole nother story....

Jug has just been asked the most important question in his life, no one has ever asked Jug how he is doing? Jug has made a living by connecting with people and for the very first time in his life Jug must complete one of the most important steps in overcoming and that is answering one very important question.

Teapot – Jug, you okay you kinda went to another place for like 14 minutes, I have literally been calling your name… it was like you were not even here at all – I mean one of the first things that you said to me was that you are in the moment with me… I know that look Jug, I’ve never seen it on you… but Jug!! I know that look.. what is it..???

Jug – tears begin to form

Teapot – NO!! NO!! NO!! No Jug, you do not get to cry your way out of this one… Now open your mouth .. use your words and you get in this moment with me… and you tell me what is going on…

Jug – wipes them tears away that almost dropped, drops his head and unleashes this:

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[ice-under-the-fridge]

College

Alright, time for you to get some knowledge on college (yes, that was intended).

This weekend my baby brother was watching An Extremely Goofy Movie, and so I would see bits and pieces of it while I was watching my own show on my tab.  In this movie, the main thing that bugged me (other than that one scene where it totally looked like Goofy was on drugs, surrounded by rainbows, happiness, himself in a rainbow wig and wacky sunglasses.  That was just weird) was how badly college is depicted.  

In the movie, Goofy’s son Max is going off to college with his pals, and they’re planning on participating in the College X Games, which is a skateboarding contest.  There was a 5 time champion group that they really wanted to beat, Gamma-something-or-other.  And then, in a sad twist of fate, Goofy loses his job and finds out that he has to have a college degree to get a job now, so he goes to Max’s school.

Alright, first thing first:  If you choose to go away to college (you really do have a lot of choices!  Get a job, trade school, overseas, out of state, far away but in state [depending on the size of your state/country], community college.  It’s all there.  You can do anything.  You can even join the military, and they’ll pay for you to have an education after you serve.  One option is even to just live with your parents, jobless or not, but I personally don’t recommend that one.  You’re going to want to get out of the house eventually) and your folks don’t want you to leave, like Goofy with Max, talk to them.  They need to understand that you’re a responsible adult now, and you need to learn to live on your own.  If you’re a teen, it’s still the same thing, but you might be living with them or another trusted adult.  Don’t let your parents convince you to give up your dreams, unless that is what you really want.  Listen to them, talk to them, convince them.

Second thing:  if you’re parents are like Pete, and they can’t wait for you to leave and get out of the house, you need to talk to them too.  Make sure they realize that you’re still their kid and you’ll need their help.  They can’t just toss you out into the world without a lifeline.  Not cool man.

Third: focus on what’s most important to you, but make sure to leave enough room for everything else.  Max did good (at least in the bit of the movie I watched, haven’t seen the whole thing in ten years) by keeping up with his studies, and focusing on skating at the same time.  You’re at college to learn, that’s what colleges are for, what you’re paying a ton of money for.  Don’t focus solely on the extra activities.

Fourth (there is going to be a lot of points in this post, sorry): if your parents choose to go back to school at the same school you go to, establish boundaries.  You’re all adults, you have your own lives, but you can still be parent/child.  My parents decided to go back to school, and it happened to be at the school that I go to now.  It’s great, it really is.  Last semester my dad and I had lunch together every Tuesday and Thursday, it was a great way to spend time together since we don’t live in the same house (or town) any more.  This semester my mom and I found that we pass in the hall between classes every Monday and Wednesday, so we stand and talk for a few minutes before I go to class and she goes home.  There is nothing embarrassing about hanging out with your parents at school.  There really isn’t.  Also, mom and I share a teacher and a classmate.  That was cool.

Fifth, and this one is super important:  Bullies.  In the movie, the Gamma skating people were obviously bullies.  The leader was super stuck up, one of his goons shot spit balls at Max in class, people made fun of Goofy’s 70s outfit, and so much more.  Read this next part carefully.  This.  Doesn’t.  Happen.  At college, we’re all adults.  We don’t make fun of one another, at least not normally.  Now, I’ve never had any interaction with Greek groups, or party stuff, but at school itself, this doesn’t happen.  At college, everyone either ignores each other or gets along well.  

Sixth: While college is super stressful, it’s not nearly as bad as high school teachers make it seem.  I don’t know what crazy experience they had, but that’s not the way it is.   Really.  You show up one minute late to class and you fail?  Naw, the teacher doesn’t give a crap.  Nor do any of the other students.  The only thing I have ever had a (good) teacher say about this is to make sure you’re quiet and don’t distract other students.  If you miss a day of school, some teachers will say that you’re in trouble for it, but literally the only ones I’ve had that are like this are the ones who shouldn’t be teaching for a multitude of other reasons.  All of my teachers this year just want me to send them and email within the next day and let them know that I had to miss class, maybe a quick reason why.  No doctor’s note needed (though, I have had teachers who require that, but once again that was a terrible teacher whom other teachers dislike).  

Seventh:  Dress code.  There isn’t really one, at least that I know of, but don’t show up naked.  Seriously, don’t.  Wear clothes that you would be okay with your best friend’s grandparents to see you in.  Basically, clothes acceptable for the public eye.  Sometimes parents bring their children with them to class, and we don’t want that kid to be scarred for life.  But again, there is no dress code, unless your school is weird.  You can wear tank tops and hoodies, you can wear leggings and show your shoulders (*gasp!!!*).  Some places might even be cool with crop tops, but they’re really not practical.  Understand that some individual classes may have a bit of a dress code, but not often.  For my speech class, it’s strongly recommended that you wear semi-professional clothing, basically a nice shirt, clean, dark jeans, etc.  I have seen some business students walking around that have to wear a suit and tie, nursing students have to wear scrubs, dental students too.  Don’t freak out.  Also, you can show up in sweats and a giant, comfy sweater and no one will care.  No one.  We all understand the stress, sometimes wearing super comfy clothes is what you need.  You can wear them all the time.

Now, I have a crap-load more to say, but I’m going to post this now so it isn’t super long.  Love you all, bye.

#college #stress #an extremely goofy movie #lies #don't worry #highschool lied #chill #college tips #dress codes #bullying #bullying in college #teachers #missing class #calm down

[breakingitswings]

1-92

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Yes but that's not us haha we've never been into each other

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Nope

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

No I'm always the least experienced between me and the other person

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Naw I trust first

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Naw no crush

6. What are you excited for?

Finishing this book

7. What happened tonight?

Work was work, nothing to note

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Why would that matter, I don't care really

9. Is confidence cute?

It is but not to take away from those without it, they're cute too

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Red bull, energy drinks do nothing for me but I'll drink it if offered

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

I think I got 5

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

The pants I got on vacation are more fitted than usual

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

What I always do, work

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

A best friend's birthday gift, waiting to get paid actually

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

Naw we're not into each other like that

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

I'd hope so, people should change over time

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

2 best bros, a couple of girl friends

18. The last time you felt broken?

Last week actually, one of the few times I need to talk to someone, reset myself till the next time

19. Have you had sex today?

Pft I'm 26 and I've had sex 5 times in my life lol nope not today

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

Naw nothing new going on

21. Are you in a good mood?

Eh been better but I'm alright

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

That sounds fun

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Yep

24. What do you want right this second?

Tacos, ice cream, pie, sleep, cuddles

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

Don't like anyone atm but in general I wouldn't say anything, it is what it is and rarely am I the one they like back anyway

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Never dyed it, wanna do white or silver once though

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Don't think so

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

Aw man I can't remember what it was but a friend showed me a video and I died, I haven't laughed that hard in so long I couldn't breathe

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Of course, natural to miss people

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

I believe so but that's cuz I've rarely had a case where things went real bad

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

I don't "talk" to boys so lol

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

No feelings for anyone

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

I live off soda

34. Listening to?

Silence, but my current jam is Easy by DaniLeigh ft Chris Brown

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

Not really

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

She's sleeping somewhere at this time

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Kinda, like not true love but I feel like you get certain vibes from someone you know you're gonna have something different or special with

38. Who did you last call?

Only one person calls me and she knows I hate calls but for her I'd do it lol

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Uh damn no idea, can't think of anyone besides this girl at my cousin's wedding last year

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Why not lol

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Idk I don't really like cake and can't remember last time anyone had cupcakes

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

Naw I rarely see my family

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

So many times

44. Do you tan in the nude?

No tan

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Naw it was nice

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Haven't done that in a while, usually I'm awake and the other falls asleep. Like a friend called cuz of a nightmare and asked me to stay on the phone and she fell asleep

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Same friend I've mentioned, only one I know who still likes phone calls

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Not lately, don't enjoy showers like I used to

49. Do you dance in the car?

All the time

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

I wanna, so down to take lessons

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Idk I never do that

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Yes but I love them

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Not for me, I shop early and I'm good at it. Favorite time of year too

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

A what

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Banana cream

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Teacher, scientist

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Why not

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Rarely

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Naw

60. Wear slippers?

Naw

61. Wear a bath robe?

Naw

62. What do you wear to bed?

Just shorts or boxers

63. First concert?

Big Bang with my good friend Nancy

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Always target, catch me and my bros there all the time

65. Nike or Adidas?

Nike

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Nuts all day

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

Love Story

69. Ever take dance lessons?

I wanna

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Not really. Not picky about what she does I mean I work fast food

71. Can you curl your tongue?

No

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

No cuz I couldn't spell this one word it was either crochet or croquet

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Few times

74. What is your favorite book?

It's turning out to be American Gods by Neil Gaiman but not done yet and he's my favorite author.

75. Do you study better with or without music?

Without, with I get distracted

76. Regularly burn incense?

Naw

77. Ever been in love?

Yep

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Idk, I don't love love too many musicians

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Epik High with one of my best bros

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Hot

81. Tea or coffee?

Tea

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Snickerdoodle or white chocolate chip

83. Can you swim well?

Nope

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes

85. Are you patient?

Very

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

I've only ever seen DJ so not sure how bands are

87. Ever won a contest?

Naw

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Naw

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Haven't really had either

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

Why not, who cares, do you

91. Best room for a fireplace?

I think it should have it's own room

92. Do you want to get married?

Yea but I'm over hoping for it