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eye-related-pun · 3 months
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The Bosses are whipping me with a Belt and saying "Dance Jester Boy Dance!!" but I'm still thrivin' Lookin' Sexy, Yessirr <33
Feel free to hmu if you see me at work (I would literally rather do ANYTHING else, but don't tell my Boss that, he has a temper.)
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monster-bestiary · 10 months
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The Eep
HP: 6-8 hours
Location: Bed
Eep is known to distract people from what is happening, like what the fuck is going on with the other EPPFPRPGCU blogs.
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fishyfiles · 2 months
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cant hurt if I PULL THEM OUT ha goodbyeeeee osteoooderms goodbyeeeee bones
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minty-ghost-lover · 4 months
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As an update, I've found fucking NOTHING so far. I know there's weird shit in this damn town, and the fact none of it will show it's face is passing right the fuck off.
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. COME AT ME. I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU.
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No hello to u suckers-
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This Hexide school needs some chaos to shake things up. And who besides me, Philip Wittebane, is qualified enough in that kind of fun? Well, Terra, but that is not the point-
Creating an account to chat with my fellow terror gang members and possible allies. I am a busy middle schooler so send your asks only if you truly have something worthwhile to say out of your mouth. And dont bother hiding behind those "anon"-masks, I ALREADY GOT YOUR IP ADRESS.
And remember, have a horrible day, I h8 y'all!
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thought everything would be fixed after I died. But it’s kinda just cold and lonely
I do have the internet surprisingly but I mean that just kinda sounds like hell
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chorus-of-pokotho · 4 months
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Today, Note went outside in the freezing cold
Truly, for our kind, an act very bold
Now he's frozen solid out there
And all any of us can do is stare
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ask-cringer-reviews · 4 months
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hows your mom
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officialhelmutzemo · 6 days
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LOOK
it’s lovely. Very adorable, 10/10
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ask-anarky · 9 months
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Hey is it allowed to vague post during missions when other people on said mission follow us?
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sir, thanks to the help of steelhead #85832 and the great escape, i have now made it legal for salmonid to enroll year round, as well as banning the old inkfish king from inkblot. i am now forever king of the school.
sincerely, smallfry #4628
A DICTATOR AFTER MY OWN HEART
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eye-related-pun · 3 months
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The sound of a balloon popping is inches from his right ear.
BOO
[He Jumps, yelping quite loudly, and turning toward the noise.] MOTHER FFF-... watcher. hhhaaahh. Funny! Y'got me!
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monster-bestiary · 8 months
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A Little Fucking Prick
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HP: Lot
Location: City
I hate him sosososososososososososososososososososo much
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bingbongbugtime · 11 days
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👋
Hi
Grublr
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minty-ghost-lover · 4 months
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[Zera stands a little ways into the Witch Woods. They remember Iris mentioning wanting to explore something in the woods or similar, and were curious as to what had peaked the other's interest. He glanced around at the surrounding area for anything that seemed unusual, but nothing really stood out to her. Yet.]
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*suddenly a portal opened up and a blonde guy in suspenders fell out, and it disappeared, he just layed there for a while in front of Philip*
- (@the-brothers-wittebane )
*Philip was ready to exit his little study-corner he created for himself in the basement of The Owl House. He turns off the lamp that stands on the table, leaving the open door leading out of the room as the sole source of light. It is dark now, but not that dark so Philip wouldnt be able to walk across the room, climb the stairs and exit the basement. So, the teen was going to do just that, untill-*
*The portal opening and the figure falling out of it on the floor made boy jump and let out a short "OHMYGOD-" scream. Philip crosses himself, like he always does in this hellish place when he witnesses something he doesnt like. Wittebane stares at the silhouette, lying on the floor in front of him, wide-eyed. In the lack of light it was hard for Philip to see who it was with certainty.*
*But after a few seconds of getting used to the dark teen recognises those damned blond hair. "Wait- Is it.. Caleb?" Philip felt embarrassment and anger overcoming his fear pretty fast. Teen lets out one long irritated breath and clenches his fists.*
"Caleb!! T-this shit isn't fucking funny!" - Philip said pretty loudly.
*His frown deepens as he keeps his eyes on the Caleb-looking figure. ... "It" looks like Caleb, but- the small differences, like the hair length or the choice of clothes, create that uncanny feeling that something is clearly wrong. Philip wouldn't want to ever admitt that Caleb managed to scare the crap out of him with another stupid prank, but.. what if this is a basilisk or some other demon-doppelganger thing?*
"Don't you have anything better to do than to scare me?"
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