#(regrettably)

[4-man]

#gregory house #james wilson #house md #this has been a post by 4-man #regrettably

[sistersavelorn]

a land on the

#not art #mash #hawkeye pierce #alan alda #i made this #regrettably #shitpost

[tenowls]

but my soul knows otherwise

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #getou suguru #kenjaku #REGRETTABLY #satosugu #fanart #horrible guys. horrible awful terrible worst guys #this was a painted piece up until 12am today when i realised i dont know how to paint #so i switched to doing the whole thing w the lasso tool. which ive never done before. BUT i think it worked well #anyway i watched the new op like 30 times. catastrophic brainworms event forseeable #body horror /

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

asoue + reductress

#before you say anything about the last one stop and think it over: you know it's true #regrettably #look at his entire dating history #there's gotta be something there #count olaf #olivia caliban #esmé squalor #jerome squalor #lemony snicket #beatrice baudelaire #babs #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #reductress

[autismguy55]

My J-word playlist is now public on Spotify. I’ve been curating this playlist for a over a year and it is organized based on a vague timeline + how the songs themselves sound. This playlist is like my baby… it would mean the world if you listened and gave feedback 🌹

#lord of the flies #lotf #jack merridew #lotf ralph #ralph lotf #jalph #regrettably #is that a gay lord of the flies ship playlist #yes #unfortunately #i am genuinely insane #if it helps this isn’t a lovey-dovey playlist #it’s more of a character study #the only really romantic songs are the radiohead songs #and kinda the last 4 #anyway #cringe but free #or whatever they say #Spotify

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat:  YOUR WORDS ARE SO FOOLISHLY AND IGNORANTLY COMPOSED THAT I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU UNDERSTAND THEM. 

#submission #Source: Martin Luther’s Explanations of the Ninety Five Theses #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #karkat vantas #mod terezi #regrettably #karkat has become protestant

[sunnibits]

avenging izzy’s loss in the fuckable old man tournament by posting this messy drawing I did at a questionable hour of the night a while back 🫣

#*scurries away and hides* I’m so sorry if you don’t follow me for this #this is mostly for dino bc its wish is my command #izzy hands #ofmd #art #my art #regrettably #also I want you guys to know that there were literally FOUR different versions of this drawing #that just got progressively hornier layer by layer #……these are only the first two levels. the other two will NEVER see the light of day sorry.

[mystilotls]

POV: Tumblr when CCs come anywhere close to the website

#original post #hermitcraft #the introvert has spoken! #shitpost #art #regrettably #yes this is a reference to the Doc maid saga #docm77 #doc maid #i will hunt you down if Doc sees this

[featherlouise]

I'm gonna have to ask u to keep ur questions to yourselves

#look at the sillies #thinking of a caption why was my first thought 'idk mating dances' #ANYWAYS #my art #regrettably #hollow night #hollow knight gijinka #hk pv #pure vessel #thk #the hollow knight #hk hornet #silksong hornet #one of these had WAY more effort put into it lmao

[prettyflyshyguy]

#Sam Winchester #Dean Winchester #Supernatural #Samuel Campbell #Live Free or Twihard #spn 6x05 #IT BEGINS #REGRETTABLY #spn #IM HAVING A LOT OF NORMAL FEELINGS ABOUT THIS EPISODE #please be nice its the first time ive tried to draw them and its hard #my art #fanart #vampire dean #vampire!dean #YES this is also Sam having a dig about him drinking black coffee #Live Free or Twiharder

[foxglovefaun]

havent had an illustration idea in months, but then an all-nighter happened to me and i found one :) and looks like i found one of those concepts that's gonna take a couple days to finish. c ya when we climb out of trash mountain

#oh yeah #it's all comin together #my art #the bridge burner #rossposting #the horrors persist but so do we #regrettably

[juxtaposedrose]

ty vanilla twitter

#regrettably #i think this is kinda cute

[lanabenikosdoormat]

Sorry for being two months late to a trend, it will happen again

This is the most random thing ever, but it’s literally just @lixxqude and I’s favorite characters respectively LMAO

#oikawa toru #hq #hsr aventurine #hsr #my art #regrettably #i didn’t watermark this but i can’t be asked #mars insanity tag

[badassindistress]

It is 2024, the sun is shining and my roommate's cat has received fanart

#a talia original #excerpts from my life #his name is catboy #regrettably #yes in English yes my roommate knows what she did #and he likes to butt into her cosplay videos #so now he gets fanart in the mail #the world is strange indeed #i would be offended he's gotten more fanart than i have #but then again he is a cat called catboy and this is the internet

[chippothy]

1:15 AM garbageposting Here is.Josh futturman (My girlfriend) He has every illness and im taking him to the vet next week

I was supposed to be doing sxhool work.helldp me

#I got furure man disease #i love him #regrettably #future man #josh futturman #joshua sasha futturman #fanart #future man fan art #SOS #Chippdraws

[saintsenara]

If Voldemort had lived to raise delphini with or without Bella what kind of dad would he be?

thank you very much for the ask, anon! especially because i am always happy to receive opportunities to out myself as a delphini truther...

but what i am not - i must say - is a voldemort-is-a-good-dad truther. if he had lived to raise delphini... well then hopefully the ministry in this voldemort wins au ends up bringing in enough money by the time he’s been in power for fifteen or so years that he can afford to pay for his daughter’s therapy.

i don’t, though, think that this is because he’d be a total deadbeat. as i’ve said elsewhere, my personal view is that delphini is conceived naturally and accidentally (i know lots of people like the idea of her being created for some sort of nefarious purpose, but i much prefer lord voldemort fucking around and finding out that even his weird body isn't immune to human biology), but i do think that voldemort’s quite profound sense of honour means that he would acknowledge that she was his and that he wouldn’t go against bellatrix’s wishes not to terminate the pregnancy (although, let’s be clear, he definitely tells her to) by giving her an abortifacient without her consent.

but i don’t think that this acceptance of her existence means that he’s ever involved in her life in any significant capacity. my personal view is always that delphini is raised by someone else. in my writing, i usually make this rodolphus - whether he’s doing this alongside his wife or not - and have voldemort flit in and out of her life on his own terms.

[this, i think, is a reasonable manifestation of something i can imagine him believing - that his daughter should not grow up as an orphan - which doesn’t require him to become someone who would want to spend any time with a small child. remember, he hates them! he can’t hear babies crying without becoming incandescent with rage! he’s so attention-starved that he can’t spare anything of himself for the attention a child requires!]

and, let’s all be honest, this arrangement will be a lot healthier than the alternative. which, given that rodolphus is a war criminal, is really saying something about voldemort…

i think, for her part, that bellatrix would recognise that any attempt to make him into a doting father is probably ending with her back in azkaban, and that her relationship with him would exist completely separately from either of their relationships with delphini. they are not doing anything as a family, at least not while delphini’s too small to be left to her own devices.

my controversial opinion, though? in this role as - essentially - delphini’s family friend, he’ll be fine. voldemort must have some incidental idea of how to look after children, as someone raised around a constant procession of them, and would, i think, be perfectly capable of spending time in his daughter’s company without her starving to death. i think he would be terrible at any of the sort of moral education or emotional support that a parent is supposed to provide, but that he would be excellent at talking to delphini like she’s a tiny adult (something which children love!). voldemort is clearly somebody who does - canonically - have interests beyond terrorism, and i can easily imagine delphini developing a series of slightly odd hobbies as a result of their conversations. he’s also, canonically, far funnier than he’s given credit for, and i’m sure there are a fair few anti-rodolphus jokes being workshopped in parseltongue between the two of them and nagini during his visits. while he is likely to be quite strict - and to have expectations about behaviour, such as being quiet and not sticky, that a small child is likely to find impossible to meet - he is canonically never violent towards bellatrix, and i can’t see him being an abusive parent.

i also think that the fact that voldemort isn’t someone who’s concerned by class or gender conventions would lead - accidentally, but it would still be there - to delphini having a happier childhood than her mother or aunts. voldemort isn’t going to insist on her marrying the second she leaves school, or think that there would be something wrong with her getting a job, and he’s so terrifying that rodolphus isn’t going to try and contradict him. he is also someone who clearly thinks that the desire to make your own life outside of these conventions is valuable - something which, as i’ve written a lot about, is clearly one of the reasons he likes bellatrix - and he’d put up with any of delphini’s various schemes and plans unless they gave him the impression that she’d inherited the father-killing gene…

[i am, though, wedded to the idea that something she definitely inherits is literally every single riddle feature - despite whatever is going on in her description in cursed child and despite the fact that most fanon seems to have her look like bellatrix. i just think the concept of those muggle genes being strong is very funny. voldemort doesn’t care - after all, he’s aware that being a hottie opens doors - but i do think that he would struggle with her being less clever or interested in magic than him.]

[and he’ll collapse dead to the floor if she’s not in slytherin. cue the order of the phoenix trying to work out if the sorting hat takes bribes.]

#asenora meta #tom riddle #lord voldemort #delphini riddle #i am a delphini stan account #regrettably #asks answered