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I had a nap today and dreamt my girlfriend crashed her car. oops
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morganbritton132 · 7 months
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Eddie is walking around what he thinks is an empty house while he live-streams. He walks passed the living room, pauses, and then turns around.
Steve is in the living room. He is in the living room with Max. Eddie dropped Steve off at Max’s house over an hour ago so, “How did you get here?”
Steve: Max drove me
Eddie:
Eddie:
Eddie:
Eddie: Max doesn’t have a license
Max, not looking away from the tv: It’s never stopped me before
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Fletcher in Becky's so hot
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little-pondhead · 1 year
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After Danny is crowned Ghost King, Amity Park becomes detached from the mortal realm and is suspended between the two realms, much like Danny is. In an effort to combat this isolation from the rest of the world, Danny opens up his castle to the residents of Amity. (Not his Lair, just the castle he earned via conquest.)
Now the castle is more like a community center, and it’s constantly filled with both humans and ghosts coming and going. The Amity Parkers are already liminal, so visiting the Zone is actually healthy for them! The school takes the kids on regular field trips, ghost vs. human competitions get very heated, and overall everyone bonds over their shared freakiness and comes to terms with the fact they’ll never venture out into their world ever again.
But just because they’re detached from their world, doesn’t mean the residents of Amity can’t visit other worlds. :)
And it just so happens that their new community castle is filled to the brim with magic doors and ancient treasures to help aid on their noble quest of inter-dimensional grocery shopping.
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luliaka · 2 months
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People say it’s insane that Dick was a vigilante at age 9. I have a 9 year old, so I agree. But I also know in my heart that if she was dead set on fighting crime, it would be a full time job trying to stop her.
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junglejim4322 · 10 days
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People my age who defend arranged marriage as a “cultural tradition” or whatever will literally be like my parents only hated eachother for the first 5 years of their marriage and now they tolerate eachother and my mom doesn’t even mind that my dad is gay ❤️ here’s a pic of me and my white significant other btw
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alum-fr · 9 months
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(audience laugh track)
More sitcom-style shenanigans, this time with cool cousin Plaguebringer. She works as an RN at St. Undel’s hospital, and her favorite person in the world is her old, crusty little goblin of a drop-kick dog/mirror, Princess.
Her arc in this hypothetical sitcom involves going to therapy to address her trauma and mend her relationship with her sister.
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bornwaiting · 5 months
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Pandora “menace to Regulus” Rosier
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elusiveclownbox · 6 months
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im feeling so many things but anyway the difference in how auroras relationships with swiss and cumulus is portrayed on stage is so funny to me (im pretty sure these are the two aurora interacts the most with/more closely with which makes it easy to compare them)
we got cutesy, romantic, lovey-dovey aurora and cumulus during miasma who hold hands, blow kisses, kiss each others hands and are just overall sweet to watch
…and then we have aurora and swiss specifically during cirice where god damn she just goes full mommy dom, In Charge Boss Bitch and he’s just a little puppy in her hands and it’s driving me Insane
anyway hope y’all saw the new swissrora vid from aethersghoul on twitter because it is Something
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sapphicsnzs · 4 days
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im so fucking lucky like my girlfriend is actually the hottest and cutest person alive
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gl0wist · 8 months
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She drives at ninety by the Barbie’s and Ken’s
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herbie851 · 3 months
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AND! Wtf was up with the doctor treating Day like he is about to die?!? With his mom acting like it is the worst thing to happen and shouldn’t even be mentioned? Losing his sight has been devastating to Day but he is finally learning that it doesn’t mean he can’t lead a full life. Through his relationship with Aon, Day can see that sight isn’t required to be joyful and fulfilled. Aon is largely self sufficient, has found passions he can be a part of (running) and found a love who doesn’t view his lack of sight as a liability. They have a strong and equal relationship - with strengths that complement one another.
But has Day’s mom even met Aon? Has she even tried to understand that being blind is not a death sentence? Taken the time to notice how happy he is even with worsening sight? Really, has she tried at all!
Day is starting to accept what his future might be…I hope some day his mom might as well.
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mattsdae · 2 months
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random but the moment i saw that taylor swift flew from st. louis to st. louis i genuinely lost my mind.
that is a 23 mile flight.
it was 13 minutes long.
3 tons of carbon emissions round-trip.
to go from one side of the city to another.
(not to mention that she flew from st. louis to st. louis and then flew from st. louis BACK to st. louis all within 24 hours)
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campbyler · 2 months
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YALL LIKE PJO TOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING THIS IS CRAZY!!!! anyway this fic is taking over my brain like im legitimately thinking about applying to starbucks and looking for a manual car cause YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL AND I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WRITING AND EVERYTHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH🩵💛
HIIII YES WE ARE BIG PJO FANS!! i (suni) have been into it since elementary school and it was the first fandom i ever read fic for so the recent resurgence in pjo content has been reawakening a sleeper agent within me 👁️👁️ (<- me being very normal and looking at pjo content normally with my normal eyes) and thea just got into it recently due to me and abby strangeswift not shutting up about pjo when the show was premiering but she has been blowing through the books so fast and is currently on the lost hero (so do not send us spoilers on this account lest i hunt you down) (jk i won’t.) (probably) anyways thank you so much we’re so glad you’re enjoying! i’ve never worked at starbucks but i Have worked in the food service industry and all i will say on that front if you do end up there is goooooood luck soldier 🫡🫡
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timothylawrence · 3 months
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listen I know a lot of people ignore Wyll and his story but can y’all please not imply that he is/was attracted to mizora on my post literally talking about her physical and mental abuse of him????
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superbattrash · 3 months
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Me: I don’t even wanna try driving to work tomorrow
Sis: take a snow day (but like. for reals. don’t go. it’s dangerous)
Me: do you think mom- nah, can you call them and tell them I’m not coming? 🥺
Sis: mom’ll do it. (it’s me, I’m mom)
Me: the ONLY MOM I’VE EVER HAD 😭
Sis: stop it, i just finished crying over the princess and the frog, I’ve got no more tears left
Me: 🥺❤️ lob u
Sis: ❤️
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