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marksandrec · 6 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

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fandom-trash-goblin · 1 month

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i beg you to love me, say that i'm enough, but you tell me— why are you like this? i think there's something wrong with you.

for @shestrying

thanks to @acelania for finding the unknowns!

in image / desperation sits heavy on my tongue, tumblr user tullipsink / mary oliver, ‘north country’ / virginia woolf, letter to violet dickinson / in image / blythe baird, from if my body could speak / Alice in Bed: A Play' by Susan Sontag (link in comment) / lynee rae perkins, criss cross / elena ferrante, Those Who Leave and Those Who Stay' (trans. Ann Goldstein) / rainer maria rilke, from rilke’s book of hours / in image/ in image

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galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes · 11 months

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#star wars #galactic empire #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #darth vader is a dad #darth Vader #luke skywalker

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vivianthepigeon · 5 months

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Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

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Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

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Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

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not-rab · 5 months

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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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incorrectbatfam · 6 months

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[at Jason's funeral]

Dick: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*

Dick: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

#source: tumblr #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw death mention

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oracle-fae · 1 year

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by shapelessflame

#mood #animals #quotes #words #my uplaod #source unknown #cottage #cottagecore #cottage aeshtetic

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batfamgalore · 16 days

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Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.

*opens big new computer*

Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Tim: Games and stuff.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #red robin #steph brown #spoiler #source: friends

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timdrakeismypatronus · 1 month

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Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police

#batfamily #tim drake #batbros #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #kon el kent #timkon #source: tumblr

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nerdasaurus1200 · 3 months

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Alastor: Short demons are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.

Lucifer: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #alastor #lucifer morningstar

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celestial-artisan · 2 months

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Angel: Husky~ Angel: I got someone I really like, how should I confess to him? Husk: Just wing it, I'll say yes. Angel: How do you just wing a con- Angel: Angel: How the fuck did you know?

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #huskerdust #angel dust #husk #hazbin hotel husk #source: korean incorrect quotes #please let this happen in season 2 I beg you

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marksandrec · 5 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2622

Wyll is truly the only sane person in this party. (Dialogue from The Muppets.)

#bg3 #incorrect bg3 quotes #wyll ravengard #gale of waterdeep #astarion #lae'zel #drizzt do'urden #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #high rollers dnd #theo solomon #tim downie #neil newbon #devora wilde #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: the muppets

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fandom-trash-goblin · 1 month

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i've got seven missed calls and eight apologies in drafts and the thought of anyone wanting me makes me so afraid that i ask them to leave even when i want them to stay. inside my mind i am begging; please don't go— please love me anyways

grit, a poetry collection/ in image/ mayakovsky by frank o'hara/ sue zhao/ unknown / Ruth Madievsky, All-Night Pharmacy / gone girl, gillian flyn/ Cotton Candy on a Rainy Day, Nikki Giovanni / supernatural season 12 ep 22 (thanks @count-woe-laf) / I Put The Coffin Out To Sea by Lisa Marie Basile/ Sorry by Halsey/ Sorry by Halsey / unknown

#poetry #quotes #spilled ink #poems and quotes #spilled poetry #words #webweaving #webweave #aesthetic #poems and poetry #writing #poem #spilled thoughts #web weaving #*mine: graphics #y'all i put sources finally but it is such a task

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retreat-to-your-mood · 2 years

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