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offkilterkeys · 7 months
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Hey guys did you know that- *is shot dead*
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0l-unreliable · 3 months
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made this for my 69th Instagram post. They're all terrible servers btw
Jane very obviously judges your desert order, no one can read Roxy's writing, Jake constantly trips and drops things, and Dirk replaces at least one thing in every order with orange-flavored shit.
(beta kids below)
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dailyblorboposting · 3 months
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IM BACK GANG!! been working on this for a few days and didnt wanna post it during the strike
@ectobio made some sprites the other day of if jade and rose's god tier outfits matched their colors schemes, and then @gay-frog-search-history asked about the beta kids.... so voila! my personal designs for the characters in their Color-matched God Tiers
and their regular god tiers below the cut :3 (also I did switch Jade from Mind to Life, because the Mind colors fit Jane a bit better, hope that's ok)
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im really happy with how these turned out
also june egbert wins forever
have some thoughts on these:
Jade as Witch of Life is pretty fine I think... No Space Player basically guarantees a failed game but we dont worry about the actual mechanics of the game this is just for funsies. besides, life should be able to find a frog anyways, frogs are living!
Rose Seer of Rage is actually so interesting to me. Light relates to her motifs a lot, but I can brute force some rage symbolism relatively easily. She is very angry inside, her whole "destroying her session" showed that... inch resting...
Jane Maid of Mind mightve kept a lot of the dramatic pre-retcon shit from happening- she'd be "meant" to keep her friends minds taken care of, she probably couldve prevented lots of relationship issues with this. But Brain Ghost Dirk likely wouldnt exist lol.
Dirk Prince of Light is very similar to Eridan Prince of Hope. And i got confused in the comments of the og post leave me alone theyre both yellow. But still, Light is basically Fortune. Lack of Fortune? Too Much Fortune? VERY fun to think about!!!
Roxy Rogue of Heart! That's Nepeta's! Her role in the group already fits a Heart player well (though maybe a Blood player better) but she would gain a lot more individuality and agency that I think she could benefit from as a character. Void players have it rough :pensive:
Jake Page of Doom is pretty based actually. Page is one of the most powerful classes iirc and Hope and Doom are opposites so, functionally he'd be very similar. Again, Brain Ghost Dirk wouldn't exist but maybe there'd be a doomed timeline Dirk to take his place...
Anyway that's all! Normal daily posting begins again btw!!
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i remember when i was into homestuck in high school the fandom sphere i was in all thought the strilondes were hot. at least compared to john, jade, jake, and jane’s family. and dont get me wrong i had a huge crush on rose too. but canonically, off the top of my head? (i don’t acknowledge the epilogues or hs2 btw)
characters that were canonically attracted to the strilondes:
rose-2: kanaya, eridan
dave-3: karkat, terezi, jade
roxy-3: john, calliope, dad egbert
dirk-3: jake, roxy, caliborn(?)
characters that were canonically attracted to the harleybert-crocklishes or whatever you call them:
john-6: vriska, terezi, karkat, roxy, dave, alpha john’s wife
jade-4: dave, karkat, tavros, eridan
jane-5: roxy, rose, dave, caliborn(?), beta jane’s husband
jake-6+: jane, roxy, dirk, aranea, caliborn(?), A. Claire (joey and jude’s mom), beta jake’s many many romantic entanglements over his life
I think we know what the hotter family is between the two.
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sillygayoscfan · 24 days
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random humanstuck headcanons cuz i was bored 🤷🏻
when grades/ages arent specifically mentioned assume the beta kids/trolls are in 6th and the alpha kids/trolls are in 8th
the strilondes have a crazy ass family tree
idk who the parents are but whatever ermm the siblings are: dirk, roxy, hal, dave, rose, jasp/japser (jasprose), peta (davepeta, techincally unrelated, got unofficially adopted into the group), dove (davesprite, i KNOW HES A CROW but like i think dove fits 4 now its a work in progress), karkat (obligatory sibling partner role), kanaya (obligatory sibling partner role), jade (obligatory sibling partner role), caliope (obligatory sibling partner role), nepeta (related to peta and comes over enough they count them), john/j/june (best friend family pass), jane (best friend family pass), jake (obligatory sibling partner role), it goes on
they just started out w/ like the 7 of them and just started adopting people in
jade, peta, nepeta, jasp, terezi, and dove wear furry and therian stuff to school and are NOT ashamed
karkat starts speaking in spanish when hes really mad and dave understands NOTHING but finds it funny
roxy and jane do all that silly teen girl stuff
sleepovers w/ facemasks, gossiping, make up, pillow fights, thats them
oh btw everyones autistic. not even just humanstuck like in canon theyre all autistic
peta couldnt decide on a name while changing it and decided itd be funny if they took the ne off their sibling’s name
vriska is like if heather chandler was less slutty and even more bitchy. shes that kinda popular girl
sollux hacks the school computers 2 bypass shit
every1 likes him bc he taught them how 2 let the computers access cool math games
jane and john are those kids that bring the craziest shit to bake sales and class parties
in like highschool tavros got a septum piercing to look cool but it kept getting infected 🙁
terezi has the whole school mapped out in her head she can get around just fine
gamzee deals weed 4 like a quarter behind the highschool
feferi and eridan are theatre kids
aradia had 2 get sent 2 the office bc she kept bringing animal bones and stuff to show and tell
eridan cried for like 4 hours straight when he didnt get elected 4 stupid council. i meant student but typed stupid and thats funny so im keeping it
dave plays fortnite
aradia does dance
Yeah my think pan is all out 4 now so byeeee :]
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disabled-stuck · 8 months
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TA's headcanons masterlist
i figured id make a masterlist of hcs, for reference of what i'll default to if not instructed otherwise when drawing a character ^_^ im also going by the labels i think theyd use. this is just gender + pronouns btw
beta kids
june/john, he/she, occasionally they. trans in every direction, meaning i don't have a specific direction in mind. ever. rose, she, occasionally it. transfem dave, he/she, bigender jade, she or they, nonbinary girl
beta trolls
aradia, she/ghost/it/ more neos, phasmian tavros, she/he/fae, transfem sollux, she/he, bigender karkat, he/him, transsexual man nepeta, she/he/they/nya/mew +, nyanbinary kanaya, she/ey, transfem or nonbinary terezi, she/he/they/scale +, trans vriska, she/it, trans girl (stealth) equius, he/they, agender gamzee, he/it/honk, clowngender eridan, she/he/they, transfem feferi, she/he/fin, trans
alpha kids
jane, she/he, genderqueer or nonbinary jake, she/he/fae/wing, genderqueer always, nonbinary or transfem roxy, she/he/nya, transfem dirk, he/him, trans man (stealth) hal, he/him, doesnt really know how to id his gender beyond 'guy' callie, they/them, nonbinary caliborn, everything except they, evil agender
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serfuzzypushover · 6 months
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btw what's the most popular name for a transmasc jane!
I'm thinkin evil things... (/evil things being an alpha and beta kids lineup)
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confession-session · 1 year
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Ride The Cyclone Fanfiction Headcanons
Hey, you. Yes, you. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THAT RICKY POTTS DIDN'T WRITE FANFICTION. Impossible? That's what I thought. (He has a cult following on fanfiction.net)
Noel probably wasn't much of a fanfic writer / reader. BUT I will tell you with absolute certainty that he's visited the local library countless times for a "french poetry project" to kick his inner Monique into gear. So basically, inwardly writing fanfics but never actually putting them into words. Honestly, he prefers acting / images more.
I am 110% sure that Mischa Bachinski posts his rap lyrics onto Wattpad. He also probably has a private collection of self-insert fics of him and Talia, but he will never show them to anyone, not even over his dead body.
Constance is ABSOLUTELY a regular fanfic reader. You can't convince me otherwise. She prefers fluff and smut, but is def not afraid of angst or hurt/comfort. (To the point of regularly torturing herself by rereading sad endings and character deaths.) You name it, the girl's read it, but she doesn't share her reccomendations with anyone except Ricky, because Ocean and Noel would def judge her, and she's not really that close to Mischa. (We'll mention Jane later dw) Btw she was def a beta reader for Ricky
Like previously mentioned, my girl Ocean unfortunately is not a fan of fanfiction. I think she accidentally read a cringey wattpad fic when she was 13 and it's effects were so irreversable she swore she would never read any of that again. (She also thinks she's above it. "Classic Literature"? Lmao, Ocean, honey, I see you reading that trash romance ya novel. Literally don't try me right now-)
Jane, my love! She obviously doesn't know what it is until Ricky introduces her to some of his fics, and then she LOVES IT. But she's not really into any fandoms so she just likes to read oc fanfics (pretty much mini-novels at this point)
Finally, Penny. She is pretty much incapable of reading anything other than hurt/comfort, and she's the type of person to refresh AO3 every few hours when she's dopamine-starved.
Thanks for reading :D
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technicolor-overcoat · 3 months
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whats your gender + sexuality hcs for homestuck characters 😁
ohmahgah how this could have possibly happened . anyways lolz ill start from the beta + alpha kids
june: transfem sillygeistic lexezephyric breathaspic breatheiric losergirl selenian bisexual girl . autistic + t4t . uses she/it/xe/boo prnouns . full name is juniper tyler egbert btw im proud of that hc
jade: transfem riflegirl sciencegender scientistgirl sleepygirl sleepydream dreamwitch enfloriune wilderic naturengender rainexploric floraunaitism froggender wildanismell pupgender pupweirdo doggirlthing thingmutt caninechimeric wolfphasic sparklefurgender spaceaspic puppydyke . also autistic + t4t (you're going to see those two labels a lot) . uses it/moon/🌱/woof pronouns . < in a similar vein to june her full name is jadzia becky harley
rose: trans gendervoid lightaspic lightseeric ocularic ocularine fluoroculien nyxivull eldorr exaevis sinnisous parantogirl mysterybeing phosmagial phoscrystillial phosorbucuial queertesia lesbiangender dykelexic knittion lesbian . t4t . uses they/them prnouns :)
dave: biromantic demisexual genderbit transneomasc trans² faggot trans guy (but like . amab) . also t4t . uses mainly he/him (in like a cool tomboy way) but sometimes uses she/her. full name is David Elizabeth Strider . Btw.
jane: transmasc masc butch boybutch transmasc femintire butchhomme sophian lesboy/lesbian (uses both labels) . girlboy . uses he/him only . also uses roy and jean as names :3
jake: transfem bear/sugar bear wildmasculine virentire nancyboy rosboy nonbinary gnc boygirl fossilgender aroace mspec gay fag . uses any pronouns or no pronouns at all depending on the day
roxy: transfem holybinglequoteic litvoidvesi wizardic wizardgirl hackercute catgamer girlbygamer girlflux abro lesbian person. uses they/them prnouns (just like rose!) .
^ ((they and jane r holding hands romantically btw . both of thwm also hold hands with calliope but they will come l8r))
dirk: transmasc mlpspinnic machrotatic oddcoric pathetiboy lenzboy gay man . occasionally calls himself a faggot 4 the ironies. he uses he/him . autistic
hal: couldnt forget this guy. ...... transmasc mlpspinnic aithing aiwarix tekneo virualors virisic sillyvirusnetboy machinaboy machrotatic techthing princedigital boyvirtual transmascvirtual robotboything compboything virrainbowic robotthing computerthing androidthing virtualthing internetthing malwarething warningicon hazardthing bastardthing chaoriune brightgender glitchaesic oddcoric gayweirdo gay nonhuman robot ai . it/he/glitch pronouns 4 him . autistic like dirk : ]
( beta + alpha trolls in the next reblog bc its goinf to be LONG)
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gmanwhore · 2 months
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Btw because idk how the Alpha Kids acted when they were the Beta Kid's age, the main group (Jane, Dirk, Roxy and Jake) will start at 15 like in canon
Alright! Makes sense!
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goeticgalaxy · 7 months
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(this was asked on @daily-joey-claire but i have too much to say about this to talk about it there)
i am so normal about this au btw so yeah
to your 1st question- since dæmons are like extensions of the soul, and byers/the lusii have like different places in the plot already, they’re pretty much the same. i think twins (like the soleils) would share a dæmon tho
ok! onto which dæmons everyone has!!!!!
BETA KIDS/TROLLS
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since dæmons settling is used as analogous for growing up/sort of also puberty? june’s dæmon wouldn’t settle until dadbert dies. dave and jade’s both would already be settled when they start the game, and rose’s would settle once she started communing with the horrorterrors. also when it came to naming them, i wanted their dæmons to have like. normal names ig. since the beta kids are the normalist homestuck characters.
since there are fifty billion beta trolls ill speed through the thought processes i had. karkat’s dæmon settles last bc hes in a state of arrested development. like act 6 last. aradia doesn’t have a dæmon anymore bc she died before entering the game :( (ALSO IT IS NOT THANOS AS IN THE MARVEL CHARACTER) uhhh pretend kanaya’s dæmon says f, tavros is so newfoundland dæmon coded, gamzee is a badger bc they are really unassuming looking but are like a genuine threat, etc etc
oh also vriska is a hyena bc she is *so* hyena coded, id say more than she is spider coded. spiders are associated often with like. manipulation, and vriska just… isn’t that manipulative. she’s pretty straight-forward actually. it’s like that one post about orc stealth. she gets ppl to do what she wants bc she’s like genuinely physically stronger and also has mind control. mind control on its own doesn’t really count as manipulation. the only really spiderlike things about her are her thing with eights and her mom. sure she’s clever, but not in a manipulative way. really, she’s mostly an opportunist. hyenas often symbolize treachery, and in some arab folklore they can hypnotize humans. anyways hyena vriska truther.
ALPHA KIDS
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jane has specifically an aesculapius snake, bc of their associations w/ healing. she hangs out on janes spoon/forkkind to mimic the rod of asclepius and also sort of the caduceus. she def settled last. idk what to say w/ jake, hes just very much a guy who’d have a spider monkey dæmon. dirk is a borzoi bc he is shaped like one (fig 1) and cain bc bro strider and also how he views his splinters and even the other alphas and auoohj yeah. anyways roxy is so lion. and his name is bc void is very much about creation and bc it’s parallel is light they both have such strong associations with knowledge!!!! they’re so!!!!
HIVESWAP
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ok ok ok so ik in the post i said joey’s dæmon is nike but kore just fits her better i think esp bc of her mommy issues. uhh i think joey would be sort of upset that her dæmon is a brown bear and not like a swan or something, but she represents like joey’s defensive streak i think. also mommy issues. jude is an eagle bc of their associations with knowledge and also bc of the myth of prometheus (jude is sosososososososo prometheus coded btw) xefros is a sloth. i don’t need to say more. dammek is a tomcat, probably a tuxedo.
ANYWAYS I HOPE THIS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION @opalescent-apples AND TY FOR ASKING IT!!!!!
bonus alphas and their dæmons:
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house-bound · 1 year
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I really want to do more hometuck analysis and talk to others about those more often so Idk
I imagine if the messages Jane gets of “CEASE REPRODUCTION“ can be seen as a metaphor to the kids internalized homophobia and transphobia, a sort of mockery of how inadequate they feel over being gay and trans therefore not being able to do any reproduction.
(Btw I see Jane and Dirk as transmasc, while Roxy and Jake are transfem, but you can see them on other ways and still get the general vibe, their frustrations with their gender, their exaggerated gender performance, Roxy wanting to be a parent and Dirk being disgusted with the idea)
And that runs together with the concept of a dead session, a session that can’t “reproduce“ which means create another universe, they are on dried out planets and have no hope of progressing through the game.
Anyways, the flashing images telling Jane to cease reproduction are interesting to me because one would come to the conclusion that those messages influenced Jane specifically and in turn her dead session, but whenever Jane is taken over (trickster and crocker tier) she is obsessed with the idea of having babies (with Jake specifically), which feels odd since one of those modes is literally being “controlled” by HIC who is against the idea.
It feels like those messages had an opposite effect on Jane, maybe the CEASE REPRODUCTION messages were so on the nose they felt like a mockery of it’s own message, it felt like Irony, not to mention the subliminal messages were so obvious to look at Jane herself notices them.
So it links to the theme of EXTREME PORTRAYALS=MOCKERY we see on the Alpha kids gender presentations, Jane behaves as an old timey 50s housewife, Jake as a masculine colonizer figure on his Beta univese, Roxy’s over the top interest in boys, Dirk’s entire cool dude image. an extreme portrayal of HIC’s desire to change Earth into Alternia 2 is expressed through her subliminal messages, the Alpha kids come off as parodies of gender roles because of how obsessed they are with the idea of fitting into the contexts they were raised in and 2010s ideas of gender.
So maybe it is appropriate Jane despite being the most affected by the Batterwitch’s propaganda is the one who tries to have babies whenever she can, it had an opposite effect because those messages felt like stark reminders of something she didn’t want to, of a world she couldn’t fit into, she was always destined for a dead session, for an unrequited romantic quadrangle, of being on a sterile session, it would have an effect on her and on all the other kids, it’s being constantly reminded of how “unfit“ for creating an universe/reproduction they are.
But on a happier note, by the end if they want to have kids they can just eto-biology some, they left the game, the new universe was taken care of, they don’t need to see themselves as “unfit“ anymore because they don’t have to be on a game that’s entirely about reproduction, they can be fine now even if their life long mentalities will need to change on this new setting.
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liuwithheadcanons · 1 year
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Descendants A/B/O
Btw I’m lazy with these aka I’m not doin every character buT, if anyone wants to have a discussion hit me up
Mal - Beta, smells of buttercups. (Seems odd but those are actually really deadly if eaten lol), and like, while her whole schtick was tryin to get her mothers approval, that was just cause the parents were literally mildy annoying and neglectful
Evie - Omega, no I won’t change my mind, I think she smells like a weird mix of a pear and sandstone why sandstone? Cause glass and glass is from sand and yeah logic whatver lol
Carlos - Omega, and he smells of charcoals. His mom is an Alpha and so he’s just very very scared of her :((, my bby
Jay - Alpha, do I have to say more? I’m not sure of his scent but I think he has cloves mixed in with it
Uma - Alpha cause I said so also he’s a total he/she user. She smells like seashells and saltwater clams 
Harry - Omega, no I wont change my mind, hes my baby boy who’s my bi icon 💜 , and he does 👉🏼👈🏼 A lot. Anyways his smell is very very nulled, like a baby fawn (which I hc is he developed as a kid cause of a sad angsty headcanon thing but anyways). He smells of Roots and mangroves dully and even Betas have trouble with it. Anyways Harry is my total insecure baby and no I won’t change my mind 🙄
Gil - Beta cause I said so, smells of a shark yes a shark, (totally a scent in r/thisscentisdeep)
Ben - mildy hate him but he’s an Alpha cause like idk anyways uhhh smells like roses and tulips 😒
Jane - Beta, she smells like candle wax
 Lonnie - Beta and she smells like sugar cookies cause I said so
Audrey - Pan Dynamic Fluid cause she’s a girlboss like that, and she smells like a campfire and iron
Doug - my baby is a chad Alpha and smells like cherries and grapes 
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steddie-fanfic-recs · 7 months
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Young and Reckless
by literaldisneyprincess
Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Character: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley, Nancy Wheeler, Chrissy Cunningham, Jonathan Byers, Argyle (Stranger Things), Barbara "Barb" Holland, Carol Perkins, Erica Sinclair, Maxine "Max" Mayfield, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Dustin Henderson, Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Lucas Sinclair Additional Tags: Eventual Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler, Past Jonathan Byers/Nancy Wheeler, Alternate Universe - Summer Camp, Camp Counselor Steve Harrington, Camp Counsellor AU, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Rivals to Lovers, these apply to both steddie and ronance btw, ridiculous camp shenanigans, Gay Eddie Munson, Bisexual Steve Harrington, lots of talk about short shorts, and implied fantasies about bondage, i'm going to try my hardest not to make this smutty but i can't promise anything..., Underage Drinking, Smoking, Truth or Dare, Never Have I Ever, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, No Beta, POV Steve Harrington, Past Steve Harrington/Nancy Wheeler, Alternate Universe - No Upside Down (Stranger Things), Internalized Homophobia, Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington Friendship, Minor Maxine "Max" Mayfield/Lucas Sinclair Words: 41,003 Chapters: 15/15
Summary
Welcome to Lover’s Lake Summer Camp, Summer of ‘86! Steve Harrington knows exactly what to expect when he starts his third summer as a counsellor at Lover's Lake - screaming kids, tiny cabins, mediocre food, and smelling so strongly of sunscreen and campfire smoke that no amount of soap can get rid of it. It's his favourite part of the year, and he can't fucking wait. Until a new counsellor turns up and everything changes.
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red-elric · 1 year
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it really shows that by the time act six started hussie was p much done w character creation btw. like all the alpha kids are basically caricatures, they read really awkwardly for like, a long time until he kinda gets a better feel for who they are..... the beforus trolls suffer from this too lol. and like, I cant really blame him bc who wants to make a cast of 32 characters all feel meaningful and real but it does kinda suck that jane in particular is just...... very hard to like bc her creator was sick of making characters. and none of them really get the care and attention that the beta kids and alternia trolls do except eventually roxy
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hskinhome · 2 years
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hey bro thanks for telling me yr reqs were open! ᗺ::::D this is my canon call!
hey! I'm karkat serket (bloodswap au) and I'm looking for all my friends. especially dave, kanaya and john though. I'd prefer if you were 13-17 but I am not opposed to speaking with adults. I am 13.
from my timeline we had: rose crocker + roxy egbert, dave english + dirk harley, john + jane strider (not sure which was dirk-ways and which was dave-ways, most likely john was dave-ways n jane was dirk-ways though), and jade + jake lalonde (I'm pretty sure jade was roxy-ways and jake was rose-ways but idk)
then the trolls were: gamzee megido, vriska nitram, equius captor (?), tavros vantas (?), eridan leijon (?), sollux maryam (?), aradia pyrope (latula-ways), karkat serket ofc (me!!!!), feferi zahhak, terezi makara, kanaya ampora (cronus-ways), and nepeta peixes. the question marks are where I do not remember if that was the right swap for them or not. but I'm like, pretty sure. BTW the ones that aren't marked (*dancestor*-ways) are just swapped with the regular beta trolls. some may have been swapped with dancestors that I don't know, though. haha.
I don't have a lot of mems but maybe talking with some of you guys might help. I really miss you all. interact with this post or dm me on this account: @halstri n ill talk with you!
Go message them if this sounds familiar!
-Mod Nepeta
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