#(this is sarcasm and i love u)

[ghouljams]

I need more ghost ghost

Like their dynamic and how it evolves. Do they eventually reach an understand does ghost ever move on and let go😭 does he get jealous if she has friends over

Please I'm feral for the spooky idea even crumbs would satisfy me

Any day now, he'll get bored.

You keep telling yourself that, but it hasn't happened yet. Your ghost just seems to be settling in to his roll as household haunting. If anything you're getting too used to him. You're used to the cold watched feeling when you lay in bed at night. You're used to the handprints in fogged glass after your shower. You're used to putting things down and having them disappear. Hell you're even used to the rasping whispers that sometimes fill the air when you're not listening.

You're really not that interesting. If you were a ghost you would've moved on by now. You certainly wouldn't be haunting some barely liveable house or bothering the only person stupid enough to try restoring it.

You set a mug of tea on your ghost's little corner altar and drag a chair to sit down in front of it. He likes black tea, English breakfast or Earl Grey, splash of milk and a dash of sugar. You know the order well enough by now, all the ingredients he'd previously tipped over to make a mess of your kitchen. "I'm thinking of tackling the bathroom today, got the tile in so-" you reach down to tug a square of green tile out of the bag at your feet, "-I gotta start ripping up the old stuff." The tea on Ghost's altar bubbles in annoyance. "Don't get fussy you helped pick the new tile, remember?"

A single bubble pops on the tea's surface. A dismissive yes. Good enough for you.

"Be a lot easier if you didn't go scaring off the contractors," you grumble. The air is still for a long moment as you sip your morning tea. You feel a little silly staring at a mug of tea and waiting for it to talk to you. One bubble for yes, two for no, not a perfect system but working well enough so far.

You reach to tap the rim of the mug, see if the metaphorical mic is still on, and notice its been drained. Then all the hair on the back of your neck stands on end, the air around you dropping degrees by the breath.

"Can't trust them," his voice, so low and rumbling, fills the space beside your ear. Your stomach drops, and you have to stop yourself from reaching back to brush the sensation away. Fuck he's gotten chatty recently.

"You just don't like them," you keep your eyes on his altar, "you just gotta get to know them, I mean, you didn't like me when I first moved in!"

"Still," there's a long breath, a rasping wheeze that sounds painful, sometimes you wonder if it has to do with how your ghost died, "don't."

You gasp, standing from your chair and feeling whatever ghostly hold was talking to you dissipate. "See if I make you any more tea," you tell him. You will, obviously, but you try to make the threat sound sincere. He doesn't need to know that you don't mean it. After all what's a dead man going to do to you?

#cod x reader #x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #simon ghost x reader #simon riley #simon riley x reader #ghost call of duty #ghost cod #ghost!au #ghost!ghost #sarcasm doesnt really translate well through the death intercom #u ever fall in love with a ghost? #any of you ever seen a ghost? i have

[pyjamacryptid]

I’m thinking about Gwen and Elyan tonight folks….. they were siblings, finally reunited after years, reconciled, and obviously cared for one another very much and there were hardly any on-screen interactions between them save for episodes where either one of them was in danger of some kind. Sigh.

I also know for a fact their exchanges would’ve been hilarious because it seemed that Elyan was the one person that knew how to annoy Gwen at light-speed LOL

yeselyanprincearthurofcamelot

#bbc merlin #merlin #I just really love siblings in media #and wish we got more of these two #in the ‘inbetween’ moments #I mean little moments like nudges and eye rolls #someone that brings out Gwen’s childish side the way only an annoying brother can #someone that brings out the goofier side behind elyan’s deadpan sarcasm #to know which one is the older one!!! (imo it’s Gwen) #to even see them standing together more often (and not just at their father’s grave 😭) #especially would’ve loved it while she was queen #Gwen’s trying to be professional and her idiot stoic brother is crossing his eyes at her across the room #to just tease her!!! and her tease him!!!! #I need elyan!! to give arthur!!!!!! a shovel talk!!!!!!! #and for Gwen to be like uh excuse me I haven’t seen you in years why do you think you can do this on my behalf #and Arthur is just like ‘you have my word no harm shall come to her’ #Gwen is sooo unimpressed with both of them she just leaves and they’re both like… #her displeasure is literally a fourth presence in the room … bro do u think we fucked up #idk bro… #let’s ask merlin. yeah let’s #merlin just laughs at them and tells them good luck #ok this ran away from me anyway #bbc Gwen #bbc elyan #guinevere pendragon #sir elyan #merlin meta #I guess? #ren rambles

[birdricks]

i think one of the reasons i find rick so compelling as an autistic character is that a bunch of his autistic traits are not treated as either purely good or bad but instead a mix of both. or just neutral parts of him as a person.

like on one hand his tendency to hyperfixate on things heavily contributes to his creativity and problem solving when it comes to his inventions and schemes. but he also often gets far too carried away and it ends up causing issues later down the line (eg: gotron)

like its very refreshing to see a character whose autistic traits arent … mutually exclusive. it makes him feel more real and less like a caricature

#was gonna type up a draft and go to sleep but i did the whole thing so. here u go #onlu one example tho bc im soooooo slleepy #u understand tho…. it wld be very easy for him to fall into the savant trope but he dodges it veryyyy nicely #hes a genius but he also constantly mskes terrible rash decisions. #hes blunt and rude and kinda unempathetic. but he also has a LOT of love. and he loves puns and sarcasm. u know #idk. im so tired i just love rick. canon autism winnnn (worst guy youve ever met)

[ozlices]

it really is that simple and easy to respect people's boundaries. : )

#mine #spto #scott pilgrim #sex mention// #nsfw// #technically ig. just in case. #stares in eye twitching bitter sarcasm & vagueness. #but genuinely this scene in the movie was SO important to me when i first saw it #super glad they kept it in the anime. smth as small & simple as that can be so important i love u sp media mwah

[winonaparadise]

I love fried tofu so much I love eating my daily serving of crunchy oily brick 🧡

#not sarcasm even a little i love u tofu

[toxintouch]

TOUCHSTARVED SUMMONING CIRCLE WISH LIST:

. 🕯 .

. 🕯 🕯 .

. 🕯 MHIN 🕯 .

. 🕯 WITH A 🕯 .

. 🕯 HUSKY 🕯 .

. 🕯 VOICE 🕯 .

. 🕯 🕯 .

. 🕯 .

being a screaming abomination must be hard on your vocal chords.

#join my summoning circle if u like #I am offering Mhin a warm drink with honey. #Consider: Their voice gets all raspy when their monster has particularly active bc they have been *murderous bird screeches* all night #I do not know VAs so I do not have actual Big Opinions just someone gn sounding... #mhin touchstarved #Touchstarved Wishlist: Mhin #mini-mhin week interlude until their b-day? they would just love that. /sarcasm #tumblr formatting did not want me to have this circle #i was gonna describe this as vocal fry but i am thinking of the type of vocal fry that singers (kurt cobain etc) do &not...

[ekaterinaroskova]

so funny to me when ppl reblog mabel quotes out of context. haha yeah it’s the funney faerie lesbian show right? mhm. hey wanna read my paper about why Lolo Garcia is the best trans rep in fiction podcasts. hey wanna read the dozens of articles that give clear context to the Irish and Indigenous Mexican roots of the podcast and why it is written the way that it is? Hey wanna see my intensely complicated lore chart? Hey wanna know how Jonathan Mills and Thomas irrevocably changed my life and how I understand masculinity and queerness? Hey wanna hear about how Anna Limón is one of the most important reasons I had in figuring out my own brain? Hey wanna know Mabel Martin’s incredibly fucked up backstory? Wanna hear about the cult? Do you? Hm?

#this is SARCASM for clarity’s sake. I love u people who reblog mabel quotes #it’s just such a joyous rabbit hole #mabel podcast #letters

[froggytoess]

Incorrect thg text posts 2

(Part 2 to say Ty for all love in the first one ❤️❤️)

Again Inspired by @imisslucasbaker + @swiftlark

Part 1

#the hunger games #everlark #haymitch abernathy #peeta mellark #katniss everdeen #just girly things #back on my early morning bs #haven’t slept in like 20 hours but none of u asked that ☺️ #anyways enjoy #glad my delirium is entertaining #(not sarcasm) #(I promise) #ok Ty this was lovely #text post

[forbiddennhoney]

i love how every few weeks ppl on horny lesbian tumblr are reminded fat ppl exist and then yall overcompensate and are like "yay fat people!! I'd totally fuck you!!!" and rb some posts (mostly art or text) of mostly hyperfeminine ppl who aren't like. stick thin and maybe a fat person here or there then over the next few weeks y'all forget abt us bc the performance is over bc the post reminding yall that fat lesbians exist has died down - only for the cycle to start a few weeks later

#again idk why i drafted this #this slapped #also if u cant tell the love in this post is sarcasm

[buticanfixhernoreallyican]

for my birthday next monday (dec 18) you guys should totally NOT submit songs to @/songsforswifties that remind u of me or anything..

#for everyone this is sarcasm i would LOVE if u did that

[chaiaurchaandni]

therapy is not for losers, it is for the brave! imagine how strong you have to be to rip your beating bruised heart out and present it to a stranger. do you think you're brave?

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ykw. i used to be a very sensitive little kid, a total crybaby. when i would get upset or frightened by something (like a honey bee that i couldn't differentiate from a wasp), my dad would hold me gently and call me a 'brave girl.' he taught me that bravery isn't about never feeling fear, rather, it is about understanding your own fear and finding a way to overcome it.

my dad passed away when i was almost 7. his absence and my grief have haunted me all my life.

but. god. isnt it amazing that i made a sad little post on the internet and added some bitter afterthoughts in the tags, like whispering my sorrow to the void, after days of experiencing the most intense suicidal ideation of my life, and a stranger read it and took the time to send an anonymous message

and isnt it amazing that you somehow picked the exact words that reminded me of the person i love the most, words that my dad might have said to me if he was here today

for most of my life, i have felt haunted by reminders of him. but this message felt like being held by him again. i feel like you have returned to me all the hope and strength that had been slipping through my hands

thank you so much anon

#this one of those moments in life that feel like poetry #god. u really never know the impact ur words can have on someone #i love humans #and i love humanity #peoplehood #dad dad club #tw suicidal ideation #tw parental death #tw death #therapy #on hope #on strength #anon #ask #yes i want to be brave #it is so much more easier and convenient to stay in the shadow of sarcasm and bitterness #bec its familiar #and it really does take courage and effort to venture out and seek help and open up and be vulnerable #but it is truly worth it #your happiness is worth it #your recovery is worth it #your healing is worth it #even if the chances are small and youre afraid it is all still worth it #you will never regret helping yourself. #and you will never regret being kind to yourself #and gentle and forgiving and patient with yourself #all these reminders are for me and whoever needs them !!!!!!!!!!!! #grief #dealing with grief #dealing with ocd and ptsd

[feralnightwing]

i hate flying i hate flying i hate flying i hate flying i hate flying i hate flying i hate flying i hate flying

#numi post #can u tell i hate flying #it's not bc im anxious #it's just so fucking uncomfortable #i've been nauseated this entire journey #all this is doing is reminding me i have an international flight soon #i love not showering for 36 hours :))) #(/sarcasm) #at least this second flight is an hour long #anyway CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY BABY BOY #MY LITTLE BOY #hope he went for lots of walks #hurgh im gonna hurl istg #why does this keep happening #k i have an hour to do my soc assignment bye

[dreamsb0u]

YOU WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTED IN SOCIETY WITH FEMALE PRONOUNS. NO ONE WILL CALL YOU FEMALE PRONOUNS. GROW UP! FEMALE PRONOUNS AREN'T REAL.

-accall anon

BABANSH FEMALE PRONOUNS ARENT REAL 😭😭😭

Get outta here women you’re not real!!!!

#/sarcasm #obviously #women are real and I love them ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #answered asks #thanks anon I love you 😘😘😘😘😘😘 #u right too I’ll never be a real woman 😢

[vilyar]

you faint and hit your head ONCE and never hear the end of it if you walk even a tiny bit wobbly because of a headache or smth 😒😒😒😒

#this is sarcasm love u babe no need to worry 😘😘😘😘 #it was years ago!!! years!! #and to be fair the both times i hurt myself while fainting i was either sitting or just getting up SO WALKING IS SAFE!!!1!1!

[agayconcept]

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#gotta love (heavy sarcasm) my mother gwtting angry when i apply thru disability for help cleaning the apartment #bc she flat out refuses to do so and its massively inaccessible to the point where i cant exist in it #and she views me finally caving and applying for help as me 'tattling' / 'reporting' her for being a shit person #(which lets be clear- i wont comment on but uh. she does Suck w this stuff. she's the most self-serving person i've ever met) #rather than me just. uhm trying to exist #as a disabled person #without injuring myself constantly due to accessibility issues #like #how did i get here #what tf is going on in her brain #to be Extremely Clear: we have been having this discussion for 2+ years on a monthly basis #she Refuses to lift a finger and regularly makes the living space less accessible out of simply not giving a fuck #or something akin to laziness but i dont wanna use that word bc i dont think its entirely that simple #regardless of it all tho #how can u be angry at ur disabled child for trying to get extra help to accomplish something u have not been capable of / willing to do #thats what the damn service is for bro #why r we having this discussion #its buck wild #*getting #(no i wont go back and fix my typos. dont care) #like fr. how did i get here #what even. u Refuse to do anything. and now ur mad i applied thru my disability rights to get outside assistance ??? #she seemed Livid that i implied she doesnt care #honey i dont have to imply it i Know it #dont get mad when u get called out for not giving a shit dude #it happens #get over it #so sorry ur disabled 20-something yr old child has rights and knows how to use em #sucks to suck i guess ??? #like. what other response do u want from me

[myhoneymydaisy]

Anyway, belittling people who can't work/are physically and/or mentally disabled is wrong. Stop it.

Angry about your tax dollars? These people are not the problem. Billionaires avoiding taxes are. Stop attacking the disabled, the mentally ill, the addicted, the homeless, the single parents, etc when you should be attacking the wealthy who could literally end poverty (and fund free general health and mental health care) in the western world in less than a month. The whole world in less than a year.

"nobody owes you anything–" EVERYONE DESERVES the human right to live and not everyone can live by themselves. It's funny because many of you anti-welfare people wouldn't say that to a traumatized war veteran, right? So why is okay to say it to a traumatized person who grew up the victim of incestuous rape? Why is one trauma more deserving of support than another? "Being unable to work because you have PTSD after years of childhood trauma I can excuse as just an excuse, but I draw the line at veterans with PTSD!"

I have been happy to support moms, babies, veterans, the disabled and the mentally ill with my tax dollars. I'll be even happier when we stop playing the blame game amongst ourselves and go for the real problem: the billionaires who did not accumulate that wealth fairly, do not need that much money for one person/family anyway, and still go out of their way to avoid taxes.

Stop defending billionaires. Start defending the poor and oppressed.

#pro welfare #weird conservative trolls get blocked immediately #why are secular conservatives so evil #and worse it seeps over to some Christian conservatives #yall need to check yourself #worshipping and excusing the billionaires will not make them your friend #they arent going to pay you lol #and you aren't going to become them #welfare #Christians for welfare #disability rights #elon musk senpai notice me #bezos senpai r u proud of me i told poor ppl to pull themselves up by their bootstraps #even tho uh u all had wealthy families to help u get to the top u kno nepotism #but anyway bootstraps #also u accumulated that wealth further by overworking and underpaying in dangerous conditions but chile anyways #dont we all aspire to be like these lovely smart wealthy men #such great people truly #sarcasm