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[euphor1a]

heyyyy, ive been meaning to ask you this but idk why i didn't until now🙃, lol anw since you posted that anon hour thingie im just gonna ask: which kpop idol is *actually* your type?? fr who would you date irl👁️👄👁️

your stan list is hefty(lol i check your carrd randomly sometimes it's so pretty)so im v curious

Ahhhh interesting question 😳!! I have never really thought about it, but y’know, sometimes (more than sometimes tbh) I’m watching a video and someone does something and internally I’m just going “hmm I think I’d actually date this guy” or “damn I think I’m in love is he maybe looking for a wife or something” 🧍🏽‍♀️

Skshksjk anyway, I made a whole ass list. Because yes. You might find it suprising at some points but not really... idk 🤡

bts: hobi (... he’s so hubby material it huRTS 😭! have you ever noticed how fucking caring and understanding this man is? and the way he’s so passionate? he’s so attractive 😔 also his vibe is top tier I LOVE IT SM GAHHHH >.< it’s like an instant mood lifter) + jk (pretty sure no one is surprised that i’m picking him, but 🥺 he’s so boyfriend shaped 🥺, and god, i can’t explain in short but i adore everything about him to bits ☹️, you can go through my tag for him and see the embarrassing ass posts i make about him if you wanna know more. PLS DON’T ACTUALLY, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR)

txt: binnie (i’m aware that i rarely scream about him so let me just— OH MY GOD CHOI SOOBIN IS LITERALLY MY IDEAL TYPE 😭?? i love quiet and shy people who are actually unhinged once they get comfortable, because guess what i’m exactly the same 🤠! we can be introverted clowns together and i’d love him so bad 🤧! i’ll probably be whiny and pouty all the time and i just know that he’s the type of boyfriend who pouts back and then kisses you. KICKING MY FEET WHY DID I IMAGINE THAT FUCJNSSS)

svt: gyu (the male-wife agenda is real you guys 😔!!! he’s a soft giant™ type of guy :( also his vibe??? idk bro something about enfjs 🥲, i feel so drawn to whatever he does. and he’s really fucking tall and buff, which are such a BONUS, because for some reason i really like the thought of being carried around in the house, especially if i’m tired or sleepy. so yeah. would climb 10/10. cuddles for life. size kink go brrrr. big boobs so i can hide from all the scary things in his chest. also i love him so very much and it hurts. ok that is enough simping) + dino (ah... love me a guy who can make me laugh to the point i feel like i’m gonna die because i haven’t breathed in the past 40 seconds. another enfj too :') i just know i’d be the happiest girl on earth with him. he’s so attractive??? and his personality??? and when he laughs???? and he’s so honest about how he feels :( *falls in love and breaks a limb*) + cheol (look me in the eye and tell me that he isn’t TOP TIER HUSBAND MATERIAL. i. dare. you. if he cares about you, you’re gonna be his top priority and i stan that shit so hard. he actually makes me feel like a 14 y/o who has developed a crush on someone for the first time 😭)

enha: park jongseong (🛐🛐🛐 he regularly makes my expectations for a partner reach new heights and i’m not exactly a fan of it. LIKE??? DUDE DON’T DO THAT I’M GONNA DIE SINGLE🧍🏽‍♀️??? ugh god he’s so :((( totally the type to hug you from the back as a surprise and then kiss any bare skin he can find in your shoulder/neck area. also, the type to bury his nose there and inhale your scent because he associates you with home— NOW TELL ME WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF 😭😭😭😭)

&team: kei (the irl disney prince i deserve!!! 🥺 throughout &audition he tightened his grip around my heart so badly... i legit get heart flutters whenever he appears on screen. he’s so exceptionally thoughtful and caring 😭, and his energy is so intoxicating! i love it, it makes me smile all the time! can’t wait for his debut 🥺)

skz: chan (do i really need to explain?? this man makes me feel such a wide range of emotions. a big heart with a big... nose and so goddamn boyfriend??? i love him. and ngl, it feels like he walked straight out of a romance webtoon. chan is very supportive of everyone too, it’s kinda crazy? i adore him 😞)

atz: yunho (this guy... i’d commit arson for him. he’s my honeybun, sugarplum, cuppycake, gumdrop etc. etc. you get it 🥺🤧😭!! i love him so much fuck i know i’m repeating the same shit over and over for everyone but yunho is so precious oh my god 😭!! soft boyfie :(( my heart aches for him, and!! yes i do the cooking, yes i do the cleaning 🤠👏🏼 *is that enough for a ring?*)

— “ anon hour ☁️ ” + send me an ask!

#📬; aleyna’s mailbox #🍶; ask games! #nonnie 🕊️ #holy shit. can you tell that i need therapy 💀 #and omg i’m so glad you think my carrd is pretty 🥺 it took me literal years to make it hdgjsdh #also i’m sorry for... whatever this is. you probably just wanted the names 🤡 #i actually spent nearly an hour writing this please k*ll me #aleyna please stop embarrassing yourself infront of internet strangers challenge

[h3rmitsunited]

i love that post that's like oh rience with all his intimidating fire magic drama and then just fucking punches jaskier in the face but like legit what the hell are they implying happened between those two scenes... like jaskier has some blood in his mouth and a bloody nose and he seems like tired and pained... so like obviously physical violence occurred, and like at least a couple hours have passed given the light outside when yennefer rescues him... plus his being all dramatic about now using the fire on him implies that he hadn't used it after the Dramatic Evil Entrance™

so my totally perfect and logical theory is that rience after his entrance gives jaskier a nice punch to the face, hence the blood, and then jaskier immediately breaks down crying like "fuck why would you punch me in the face? You have no idea what I have been through" and is just crying and ranting and going on and on while rience is just like stop... stop..m I'm asking... shut up... where is geralt... would you... stop crying...

And then jaskier gets tired and then the next scene starts and rience is like fuck the punching it's fire time

Or like idk he just called him mean names for a couple hours? Insulted his music... 'I'll bet the witcher hated your music, jaskier. I heard he called it pretentious and derivative" and jaskier is like "ha liar geralt doesn't even say words with more than two syllables. gotcha"

I should probably just go back to reading other more talented and creative peoples interpretations lol

#the witcher #jaskier #the witcher spoilers #the witcher s2 #listen i just love the whump. i love it. and ya'll come on. we got two seconds of kinda toasted finger? #i will watch his sad bloody face a hundred thousand times but like they hyped that scene up so much to give us barely anything #and then did like nothing to address it afterwards #thats the fucking good part! of! whump! the after the trauma the reveals the effects dealing with it how other people react when finding ou #ahhhh my bard boy i want them to beat the shit out of you until you cry and watch you crawl back from the depths of sadness until they #actually give you something to fucking do in the story ahhhhhhh #rience #how many times have you all watched the interrogation scene? like im curious because i better not be the only one thats just been like... #ahh just one more time... for a treat. just like reciting the lines along with it #god its so good though. like i mean i am not a fan that they had them filming in the freezing cold for 12 hours like that is fucked #but joey did incredible in this scene

[zhalar]

blue flag the manga the experience the movie the comic and fish guts. thots because of course im writing down my thoughts:

BISEXUAL MALE CHARACTERS.............. HOLY SHIT............. IM SO HAPPY.. seriously!! tho!!!!! taichi youre my Fkcing Bro, Dude, i respect you so much.

on the note of bisexuality, touma sparked within me both that and the gender envy, good for him. Surprise to no one, he’s my fave. Weirdly enough, I think the emotions he evoked in me mirror the emotions ronan lyn/ch the r/aven cycle ticked off in me?? Hmm. what the Fucks going on. psh anyway, yall. touma is So Good

aaaaaaaannnnndndddddddd continuing on the subject of bisexuality ... masumi.................. lord, girl, youre first of all everything second of all Everything. i like to think her husband is trans! he’s so cute. i love that masumi’s crush on futaba is still mirrored on him, like the meek/shy/blushy blonde -bit, god. im so happy for them.

i think that masumi’s arc regarding her sexuality/coming to terms with that all reflects the general theme of change that the story relied on so heavily... i think it’s very valid for her to have figured out herself better at a later point in her life. i mean for Sure it feels kinda gutting if youre a lesbian who really related to her character at the beginning of the story etc but, hmm, yeah... people and fictional characters won’t always stay the same. thats literally it. her marrying a man in the end doesnt take away from her love for futaba, although i WOULDVE LOVED to see some girlfriend/wife action :’/

maybe the most interesting thing that caught my attention in this story was how.... easy it was for the characters to move in their different social circles. i was SO ready for the moment where yorkie/omega/mon “take offence on how little time taichi’s spending with them lately” or where the popular students “start making fun of taichi behind his back without any other reason but bc theyre popular”. holy FUCK this was a refreshing take on the high school dynamic!!!! im so fucking happy that, like, most every even slightly relevant character was. Was just So Damn Kind. especially to tai and futaba and co., since theyre the Deviants(tm) 

this next comment makes it p clear what i was expecting/fearing from the story’s setting but i just gotta put it out here... words cant describe how thankful i am for how un-horny this comic was. jesus. thank Fuck.

ttthen, regarding that one chapter especially, here, generally speaking: i 100% dont think that we, as a society, should give bigoted voices a platform, and i hate that we have to constantly ... debate?? stuff like sexuality and gender identity and all such like, BUT. for what it’s worth, i think the Talk(tm)(tm) the characters had after touma had been outed/come out was a very interesting one to put the characters go through. because like.. thing is, if someone is so hard set on not “approving” someones sexuality, they probs aint gonna change their mind if you refuse to acknowledge their pov, as infuriating as it may be... also the chapter/scene really hit some points home. nice to see such things be discussed in such a setting. idk really, i just think it was an interesting route.

the story was surprisingly relatable! did not think that i’d be thinking about stuff such as my future, the change people inevitably go through in order to, well Change and Grow..... graduating and being an almost adult and everything related to that...... knowing yourself/not knowing yourself/having to fit a certain image for other people.... legit and honestly just thought that it was gonna be relationship drama with a coming of age-/high school-backdrop

the art was such a pleasure.... an incredible blend of super pretty and super goofy, what a Feel good VIBE.... the creacher-imgs were, So Fucking funny.. and the SMILES...... HOW MANY FKING SUNSHINE SMILES THERE WERE IN THIS......... WOW..

was full-on sobbing during the beach scene, idek... something just hit Bad and it couldnt stop Hitting.

and the LAST chapter was SO. GOOD. i was TOTALLY tricked by the unknown pov but rereading it, the hints are THERE...... LIKE HOLY SHIT.... THE SETTING....... like how the view was always sorta that of a Tall person.... how did i not realize it earlier..... god tho GOD. Touma Ichinose. What The Fuck...... the implication that touma gets jealous of other people when taichi’s interacting with them... sighs w/e thats cute :-(

Taichi.... i love how much he emotes. I love that hes allowed to be this short dude with emotions and worries and issues and expressions.... boy you... luffy cosplayer you.......... and i love how softly touma's crush on him was handled throughout the entire manga :( !!! its just kind/loving/melancholy smiles all around, babey

:( this scene...........

incredible how i fell in love with every single one of the characters once again. fking lord mami, your values are. So Incredibly Important to me. god!!!! totally platonic m/f -friendships tho!!!! yes please!?!??!? 

shingo & mami you mean everything to me

big dude and short girl friendship also, futaba and touma…. all of my rights have gathered here today.... holy shit their dynamic, and the compliment fight, and the wanting to be like the other, and the entirety of them, holy fuck, holy Fuck, good things are possible and those things come in the shape of a baseball player and a gardener. what the Fuck you guys..

futaba, holy shit. youre the bravest most coolest human person there is (in this world of fiction,,), idk like, uh!! you!!! the cheerleader thing!!!!!! im full of pride for her WHAT THE FUCK... crying in this club :(( its about the growtH... her personality was such a pleasure to explore and read about!!!!! very relatable and just. lovely shes the best girl :((

akiko is GORGEOUS. thats not all there is but Uh IF i MAy bE GaY. masumi belongs in this paragraph also, girl hhhhhhhelp. her short haircut ,,,,

masumi and touma friendship, also <3 something about the line “You're the same as me.” got me feeling a Type-a way........ wahhh you guyyyyysssss....

I just wanna hug touma :/ his design is superior it Just Is, and i dont usually even LIKE blonde characters all that much,,, it must be the beef :/ but also the expressions he makes...... god!!! a bitch might be soft, fellas. feels dumb to repeat these same feelings as in the beginning but, ya.. i dont understand what it is about him (and ronan) that make me feel like my bones are burning. honestly, maybe i . i just wanna be both their friend

GOD.... maybe this is all, these are all of my thoughts. i kinda wanna smack some of my fave panels here but hhhhhhhh mobile.... desktop..... everything sucks  a s s.... i might come back here who knows 

#literature ramble #särmäs sermons #definitely missed something mefeels. eh #its just for me anyway lol #im v thankful for the existence of this manga. damn wth. #blue flag

[cielospeaks]

masterpost of loidsona stuff

-so first of all idk really. i feel like im in an in between state tbh. like i have my “self insert” saotome mokou and yes i lvoe writing about her a lot but at the same time her backstory is so in depth it kinda feels more like writing a character than “me but im in loid for some reason” tho idk i dont have too big a problem w it. bc sometimes i just wanna insert myself specifically into plot things(tm) like ep 23s ending in that one fic, and thats all fine and good but sometimes i just wanna have like legit me from real life kissing up on mozart or holding his hands or doing other less sfw stuff too

-anyways saotome mokou, my formal loid self insert. basically me with a few exceptions. she works for arkhe and in season 1 was technically sent to spy on the loids and kanae and the whole crew so didnt want them getting close to her bc she felt shed betray them (aka my crippling self doubt and constant worry about letting down people that like being around me). honestly no one cares and shes relieved but also kinda mad that theyre all so nice. in season 2 her personality is a little different, shes done w their bs and the way they treat kanae for the first 7 or so episodes. but definitely after/during the mari ep shes seen that her boi still has a lot of good in him, hes just been more garbage gremlin than usual as of late. idk what shes doing in ep 12, probably very loosely there at arkhe so misses like the whole plot, clakla relays what happened tho probably and shes like “that kid... -clenches fist-” on a less plot heavy note she loves the anime detective conan and the jojo manga and sometimes references it. but yknow actually subtlely. unless its conan. then she has all the subtelty of something not subtle.

-tbh i wanna befriend all the loids. all the everyone. tho obviously its not gonna be the same relationship all across the board. most of our friendships are based on “hey we both do that thing” or “im nice to them/theyre nice to me that one time” sorta things, especially when we dont have much shared interests. and i do mean all the loids. i dont completely trust kanaes parents but ill be polite enough w them. also try to talk out stuff w little wa kun bc kids had like no responsible adult role models and does he act the most politely he could possibly? course not he insulted my boy for a really scummy reason (that is no reason besides to see him cry im still pissed at that and that the fandom cheered him on for it). but on the other hand hes the only one who cared about kanae for the first 1/3 of the show (besides sousuke and hasshie probably) and i respect him for that. that and spite towards the fandom is always a big motivator my dudes

-anyways tldr i have a loid self insert w a kinda extra af backstory but its kinda interchangeable ish with just “me but in loid for some reason” bc idk thats how i roll.

-soooooo aus! starting w the weirdest (lol) one. on a scale of “totally saotome” to “totally not saotome”

-aimetachi crossover: about start of s2 is when it takes place, aime trio meets saotome (yea this is saotome, like how kisumi and aime are all called by name in this even though theyre all self inserts) in fantasiaworld and they go through all the musics that weren’t covered in the games already. so like dance of the hours and toccata and fugue and stuff. saotome is more bitter and melancholy here and dresses kinda like olgamarie. the kinda abrasive and in complete worry of letting people down/not being good enough is also olga marie esque. it ends in the ave maria segment when the portal opens up in the church all the nuns are going to and saotome finally is able to open herself/loosen her defenses enough to trust a little bit once more, and runs through the portal in tears at wanting to go home, to see everyone again even if theyre jerks and idiots. and then aime closes the portal and gets a bitchin new loid key baton thing

-based on the halloween illustrations au: i literally just came up w this. but anyways saotome/i am a vampire hunter type maybe? but surprisingly a kinda peaceful one. i try not to hurt or kill the creatures i fight and instead just try to find a better alternative for their afterlife than something thatll put others in danger or whatever. i probably end up crashing in schuus church or whatever, and fight vampire moz or something. idk.

-the loids are also kinda in detective au but thats a whole nother can of worms. theres also one somewhat related where im a phantom thief type with a black cat theme and secretly kinky thoughts

-western au: based on s2 e17. my self insert in it has an outfit based on my wr days and is from the city but moved out west for a reason? i like to think its kinda like crazy for you and the golden horseshoe lost its ownership and i got it somehow so i am on a journey to go there and hopefully bring music back to it or something cheesy like that. anyways maybe i run out of funds or more likely dont have musicians so i kinda chill in audreys restaurant (lmao) playing(?) cards and drinking sarsaparilla and hoping it can be like in animes and some dude w silly hair and an even more silly hat will walk into the doors and challenge me to a card game. then i guess outlaw moz does that and im heckin fallen. lmao idk

-shamisen au: based loosely off the sumo ep. literally ep 15-17 all have weird af aus ive made based on them. anyways in this one i/my self insert is a shamisen instrument that has been brought to life a la touken ranbu by misaki for some reason. but she is going to be called away but agrees to stay long enough to help me get adjusted n stuff. my self insert is pretty perky and excitable bc thats how i feel about learning about sumo n stuff. anyways juzo and tora are also in this au as martial artists and i befriend them too. so its just little human shamisen me running around visiting the sumoloids and juzo and tora basically.

-misc gremlinshipping aus: idk i guess theres a lot. like mildly angsty, based off dreams, a lot are just us going to a place i have traumatic memories at or at least not very good memories at like disneyland or vienna and in the former its moz doing the stuff that i have bad memories of someone doing in the past but hes so ridiculously cute and attractive that it overwrites my bad memories, in the latter its easier i guess to overwrite something that was literally an emotional void brought on by stress and despair, with the exception of that one thing which would lead to a lot of emotional turmoil for me. anyways those are fun. sometimes hes wearing like a 18th century outfit and its hawt lmao

-the uchuu no kishi one. this doesnt even really have to do w loid besides that it was brought on by ep 16 and schuu is there. like idk they probably said in canon but this is my kinky ass brain getting an explanation of how he gets home. and its that uchuu no kishi is in space w tuley pluffle the darths and space ayers and we pick up schuu and take him home. thats the basic gist of it i guess. its kinda vague so i can be as edge(tm) as i want to at any given time.

#about me #was it necessary to make the composers hot #gremlinshipping