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bogbees · 6 months

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Fuck it I'm reading this sort of thing rn so! FLORIST AND TATTOO AU NINJA DADS!!

7:53 AM · Jan 22, 2018

Kakashi has a flower shop. It was his mom's, cherished by his father and he just kinda ended up taking it over after they died

Iruka is a tattoo artist. Likes tribal designs, Japanese art and ocean themes. Is a master at inking dark skin tones

Naruto is under Kakashi's care, Minato and Kushina were over seas and died in an accident while he was babysitting and now they're just waiting for Jiraiya to arrive to start godfathering

But Naruto is like 9 and is upset and fights a lot with Kakashi - one day he runs away

Iruka is taking out the trash when he finds this little kid hunched up by the dumpster. He's like "you ok little dude?" Naruto ignores him and starts yelling at him

And Iruka fucks off like and Naruto thinks he's won but Iruka comes back with two bags of ice cream and cookies like "I got comfort food for you, come into the shop and I'll give you some"

Naruto's stomach growels obnoxiously but reluctantly listens to the guy. He's shocked to see the tattoo parlour and goes "I don't think I should trust you Anko pops her head around like "Ruka who's the brat? Are we stealing brats now for practice skin??" "Shut up Anko"

So Iruka sets the kid up on a stool and feeds him some junk food "You know you shouldn't run away from your parents" Iruka says "I don't have any parents" Naruto says Iruka feels like he was punched in the gut

"Same," Iruka says biting into a cookie, "mine died when I was 12, there was a fire." Naruto looks up like the very fact there was someone like him !! But he quickly closes off again

Iruka goes "well surely someones worried about you," and Naruto bristles "No that guy is a jerk face nugget fart" Iruka cracks a grin and Anko barks a laugh. Anko looks at Naruto, "brat, Ruka here was king of running away when he was younger. He knows" and sorta hisses

So anyway they feed Naruto some more food and talk with him a bit more ab running away and that sort of thing and eventually get him to give them Kakashi's phone number

Anko really wants to be the one to talk - but Iruka knows she'll just swear the man's ear off and Iruka would rather be in the man's good graces as they've been sorta watching his kid

So he dials him up like "hello? Hatake-san I've found your kid - Naruto - Yes yes, he's fine would you like me to bring him over - oh we're at the tattoo place on 4th, [ocean pun name here]

Kakashi apparently knows it and hell be there shortly. Iruka ends the call and turns to his friends like "time to clean up this mess" But then the door opens with a jingle of bells and a man is yelling out to Naruto

Iruka blinks. It's the florist from across the road??? He looks at the guy chastising the kid and goes to attempt to lighten the load - tell him a piece of his mind bc children run away for reasons and this isn't helping it at all

And Kakashi starts talking shit ab feeding the kid junk food - gesturing wildly to the counter cluttered with cookies and ice cream wrappers "And you call yourself responsible" he sighs

Naruto kicks Kakashi's knee "shut up and stop being mean to Iruka-nii!" Kakashi blinks. He takes the kids hand and says "we're leaving." They walk across the lobby, across the street, and into the flower shop across the road. Anko starts swearing after Kakashi

Iruka bristles and spends the rest of the day - the week in a crappy mood. One day, the door opens, and he hears Naruto's loud voice coaxing his guardian into the store

"Iruka-nii!!" He calls, "Kakashi-san has something say to you!" Kakashi looks 100% anxious and embarrassed to be there and he's holding a potted plant.

The man Kakashi looks awfully anxious to be here, probably because of Narutoxs nagging. He bows a great degree and apologises for his behaviour the other day, presenting the flower as a gift. Iruka, he asks if it was a bribe.

Kakashi looks close to sputtering or walking away in a huff at the very accusation. Naruto just simply nods, "yes." Iruka starts laughing at that and accepts the plant, "thank you for the bribe then!"

So after that it's sorta smooth sailing between them. A couple times Iruka finds Naruto hiding in the alley and ushering him inside to wait out the negative feelings. It gets so accustomed Naruto starts to walk on in, announcing to the shop that Kakashi is a turd.

Kakashi tends to collect Naruto around closing time and is usually annoyed with Iruka when he feeds him (usually cup ramen or cookies) and one night he catches them just before they start boiling ymtge water "You're coming with me." He says to Iruka, "You're getting a good meal" 10:30 PM · Jan 24, 2018

#bogs' muttering #the great naruto twitter to tumblr transfer #naruto #kakairu

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countlessrealities · 5 days

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So... how does it feel to be so involved with Adam's egg? Motherhood jokes aside. Does Charlie know yet?

Unprompted questions || Accepting !

Oh Lord, here it comes.

Vaggie wants to be mad at Adam for shoving her in the spotlight, but she knows she can't. He has already gotten her out of an awkward position once already, even at the cost of giving people more material to harass him. She feels like she owes him to at least share whatever comes with the whole egg ordeal.

"I...uh, it's not easy to explain it," she starts after a few moments of silence, twirling a lock of hair around her finger. "I mean, I'm really invested in it, I'm not even sure of why, but...I guess I feel protective of Hesta because they're going to be yet another angel to grow up in Hell. I know what that feels like and...it sucks if you don't have the right people around."

If Charlie hadn't found her back then...She doesn't even want to think about what might have happened. What her life could have been like.

"I want them to be safe. To have a good environment to grow up into...as much as that can happen in this literal dumpster on fire. Like...the Hotel. That would be perfect."

However, that means that Adam would have to accept to come live with them too, and that's still one big work-in-progress.

"I never thought about having kids, I never wanted them, but...I'm also glad that this one fell in my lap? 'Cause...it's a chance for me to do something good. Besides, Charlie is amazing aunt material, so she should get the chance to have a niece or a nephew to spoil."

There's also another side to all this, though. Namely, her and Adam. Their carefully mending relationship, the heavy, bitter shadow of how they have parted ways.

"But...It's also weird. Because this isn't just any egg, it's Adam's egg and...He and I have some complicated history." And isn't that the biggest understatement of the century. "We've been getting along lately, but...I'm not sure if..."

Her voice trails off. She doesn't even know what she wants to say. The truth is that she has so many contrasting emotions when it comes to her former best friend and she doesn't know where to start from to process them.

The best thing she can do is leave it as it is. At least while she can afford it.

"I miiiight not have told Charlie about it yet," she starts once again, with a nervous chuckle. "She doesn't know about...well, my plan to bring Adam to live with us. Or about my clashes with Vox. Or whatever he and Alastor are doing with each other."

She means to tell her girlfriend everything at some point, but she still hasn't found the right moment to do it.

Well, almost everything. She won't tell her about that one night she spent at Vox's. Absolutely not. Nope. Never ever. It's too embarrassing. Besides, the two of them have agreed to pretend that it never happened to start with.

"She has so many things to deal with, I don't want to burden her with this too. I'll talk to her when I've made some proper progress. Now...it's still all too uncertain."

{ @creationtainted / @holoharbinger - mentioned }

#[ ic :: Vaggie ]#[ ic :: anon asks ]#[ ʸᴼᵁ ᴮᴿᴼᵁᴳᴴᵀ ᴹᴱ ᴰᴼᵂᴺ ; ᴴᴱᴸᴾ ᴹᴱ ᴿᴵˢᴱ ᴬᴳᴬᴵᴺ :: ᴠᴀɢɢɪᴇ & ᴀᴅᴀᴍ ]#creationtainted #[[ tbh I'd love for Vaggie to have THAT convo with Charlie ]]#[[ and a whole lot of other convos xD ]]#[[ she's been going so much behind her gf's back ]]#[[ and she feels BAD about it ]]#[[ unfortunately I don't have a Charlie to do that with so ]]#[[ for now she's gonna keep sneaking around xD ]]#[[ maybe eventually I'll just make up some canon with a npc Charlie or smth ]]

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exploring8709 · 2 months

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Two bad beats?

Ok, I guess it was all bravado.

Went with Sadie to the charity card tournament on Thursday. Was doing fine until I was all in with three others pre-flop. I had AA, a private equity analyst with distracting hoop earrings had 5d7d, and some wealth management witch, who had been chipping away at me all night, never showed. Hoop earnings rivers a straight. FML.

Sadie and I left early so I couldn't lunge across the table in a tornado of chips.

The night only got worse as we run into Camera Boy again, in town visiting a friend before the start of NY Fashion Week. I was trying to be my regular hilarious self and, aided with a couple vodka martinis, I make a comment about him stalking me. I catch him adoringly off-guard. Feeling, for the slightest of seconds, like the coolest girl in the room, it all comes crashing down as Sadie invites him to join us. I think this is when the doctors in the botched surgery that is my life, would have marked the time of death. I've already said all the cool things that I know to say, so his impression of me will only get worse.

Anyways, we get to talking about beauty, and I hang on every word. No matter how I awkward I feel, I want all the tea. Skinny models. High fashion. Diva Designers. This man has seen it all. And it's my catnip. He goes on about confidence, and how it's his job to help his subject find their truth, help them find themselves, so he can get the most out of them. And then they're talking about me, Sadie, that bitch, and Camera Boy, evaluating my life and what I need. Sadie maintains that I just need to get fucked. And his conclusion is that I should do a shoot with him.

Then basically, Sadie roars with laughter, labeling me a prude, and a stick in the mud, and that there is no way I'd so something like that.

And of course, buried in an amazing amount of drunken delusion, I ignore any good sense that I think I have (and still stinging from that earlier bad beat and not wanting to be beat again) I accept.

And then he's gone in a flash leaving me with his card and instructions to arrange with his assistant a time for the shoot.

Of course, Sadie played me like a violin. She's a virtuoso. Of course she knew I'd take the bait, as long as she challenged me openly.

I mean, I honestly don't feel like he's trying to get into my pants. So does that mean that I believe he's being sincere? That he just wants to help me find my truth? And then I start to spiral.

My mind is now churning, cycling between shame, embarrassment, guilt . . . where is the girl from four days ago that was shouting to the world that she was all free and liberated from paralyzing self doubt and self-esteem issues? Where is the girl that wrote off a drunken mistake as a "new me". Ugh. Why do I do this to myself?

In between trying to stop myself from calling Jac on her honeymoon for Irish Lad's number to unload what is sure to be a monumental amount of self-loathing on a boy who just needed a moment's respite from his own heartache, I've been practically burning with cringe for the last few days . . . I can't even control it.

God, can't I even enjoy one night without self-flagellating myself? Was this supposed to be a moment? A turning point? I'm beginning to feel less so, but does it have to be a low? It was fun, right? I discovered something, right? I came, right?

And what am I going to do about this Camera Boy mess? Calling him Camera Boy is just my way of trying to get some footing back. He's no boy and he's going to see right through me. He's going to take his fancy shots with is fancy camera and the only thing that's going to show up on film is a dumpster fire.

#dear diary #diary #confession #digital diary #diary entry #singleinthecity #singlegirl #MBAlife #dayinthelife

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m-s-knarp · 8 months

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I'm the coolest motherfucker on the team.

Okay, sure, it's not too high of a bar to cross when by "team" you mean "group of six 6th graders huddled on one side of the chess club room to finish their assigned task of designing a chess set". Still. Objectively, anyone who knows me would say the same.

I've got it all: ✓ I swear (see: first line). ✓ I raise my middle finger at my parents when they piss me off. (They're usually already walking away, so they never get to see it in time.) ✓ I wear dark clothes. (Yeah, I'm a girl, and I HATE pink!) ✓ I have friends on the internet. (Most people I know don't even have computers.) ✓ I have the brawns. (I'm really good at table tennis. I just don't like playing other sports, but I'd probably be really good too.) ✓ I have the brains. (As you've astutely observed, I'm in the chess club. AND I used an 8th grade word.) ✓ And most importantly, I don't care what anyone thinks.

I mean, I'm basically perfect.

So when Polly -- the only other girl in the circle we've formed around our pile of construction paper, glue, and glitter -- is this slow, ignorant, childish, and, well, honestly average-looking at best girly girl, but still having everyone fawn over her…

Lame. I subconsciously make a face at her as she carefully slides the glue stick over a purple square one of the boys cut from our pack of multicolored paper. She glances up at me for a moment, looks down, and back at me again. I can't blame her, I mean I'm--

"Hehe," Polly puts a fist over her lips and giggles.

As the other members in our group turn their heads toward me, I realize my face is contorted in a way that's simply uncool.

10 milliseconds in, I think: "Shit."

Another 30 milliseconds after: my face goes back to resting position.

The remaining 20 milliseconds before a second has passed: "Alright. I'm fast. I'm safe."

I was not fast. I was not safe.

One of the boys snorted when he saw my expression.

"Hey, it's one of them tengu masks we saw in class the other day!" He so very kindly commented.

Great. This bitch. But I can't let them see I'm fazed. I'm not. I'm cool, after all.

"Shut up!" I snapped at the boy. There was a slight crack, both in my voice and in between my lips, as a little bit of dribble escaped my mouth and landed on my knee. It's over.

I quickly wiped it away with my black hoodie sleeve, but once again I was too slow, evidently, as another boy started wheezing. Maybe today's just not my day, but even if I conclude the situation like a mature adult in my head, my heart just continued pumping blood into my face faster. Fuck tengus, and fuck the teacher who decided eastern culture was something we needed to learn about. (I don't actually mean it. Anime is SO awesome. Too bad it's too cool for anyone in this city.)

I stood up and walked away, but not without saying my signature phrase.

"Wh-- Whatever."

Nailed it. Barely.

I sat in the bathroom stall, waiting for time to pass by. I'm not returning to that ugly nerd den. My mom didn't let me get a touchscreen phone yet, so I took my blue pen out of my pocket and started scribbling on my arm.

I forgot to mention that I'm artistic too. You can tell because I can draw eyes that look pretty much realistic. Like I said, total package.

I was halfway into drawing 4 stickmen about to have an epic spear battle when I heard the main bathroom door open and creak shut.

"Lizzy?" A dumb sweet voice called out. Idiot. Stupid. God, I hate her.

I stay quiet for a second, but I realize how embarrassed I might look if she found out I was here and just didn't respond. Fine. You want to play this game. I assure you, you can't make me look more moronic than you. My heart beats a little quicker as I reach for the lock to slide it open.

"It's Eli, dumbass," I said, opening the stall door and reemerging from the shadows cast by the walls. "No one calls me that."

If anyone else saw me just then, they'd forget all about the dumpster fire mess from earlier and start wondering again what color the motorcycle I most likely have is. (It would be black with red flames, of course.)

When I looked down at this short, meek, and rabbit-resembling girl, she shook. Tears had obviously already began to form in her eyes at just the thought of being in my presence. Yeah, that's right, I'm a terrifying force. Don't fuck with me.

Yet the tengu comparisons would die out by now, very quickly, as my face turned from dark red to pale peach. Why is she crying? I don't wanna get in trouble with the teachers.

"Sorry," she started, and then looked down. She was clearly choosing her next words very carefully. "I also want to apologize for earlier. I thought you were trying to make me laugh to trip me up."

She started picking at one of her perfectly manicured nails. "It worked."

Yeah, right. She's always been graceful, talented, and neat. Even if it was my intention, which unfortunately it wasn't, it wouldn't have done jack shit. Or would have done? I've gotta Google how to use that phrase later.

I snap out of it and look at her again. "Whatever."

Polly quickly jolts her head up again and locks her widened eyes with me.

"Wait, did you draw that?" She points at one of the scribbles on my arm. It's a simple drawing of Reborn from hit anime series, "Katekyou Hitman Reborn!" which means "Hitman Tutor Reborn". I think. That's what the comment on Part 3 of Episode 2 on Youtube said. And then he said something in Spanish.

"Yeah, it's from this anime," I smirked. "You've probably never heard of anime before." Honestly, for a moment, I felt excited, it sounded like she recognized it, but…what are the odds. Ah, there's the familiar pang. Even if I show her even just a screenshot of the anime, she's gonna call it a cartoon and go back to her perfect little bubble. The disrespect.

"Are you talking about Reborn?"

…

I searched her face for any indication of a prank. Or a single lie. Her? Is this really possible?

Yes. She's for real.

For nearly 2 years, I could talk to only my online BFFs on Facebook and Skype about my favorite anime. I had no one to talk about the newest seasonal series or use -chan with. Not even someone to eat cup noodles and pretend to be Naruto with. All of a sudden, here's someone I can talk to about senpais, cherry blossoms, and beautiful moons.

Alright.

Fine.

I give in.

Whatever.

Maybe she's a little cool after all.

#m.s.k. to mission control #writeblr #creative writing #short story #fiction #writers on tumblr

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alexiethymia · 3 years

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Listen I love this mofo

as much as anyone, but everyone seems to be forgetting the OG white permhead perv dad, and that’s THIS MOFO

such beauty, such grace, Sakata Gintoki’s trollface

Gin-chan supremacy FTW. That’s it, that’s the post.

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mego42 · 3 years

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11 and 24 pls

ty ty ma’am 💖

11. Write what you love

yes. a thousand times yes. imo you can tell when someone’s writing something bc they feel like they should/have to/for spite and not bc they truly want to and it often falls flat (whether bc you’re less invested and not digging/asking why or a general lack of sparkage, who can say).

that said, sometimes what you love about the thing you’re writing isn’t the subject! dean pov would be an obvious example. i really loved writing that chapter but it wasn’t so much for the dean aspect (though i did have a lot of fun coming up with ways to make him suffer). i loved the puzzle of the overall story i was telling (the beth and rio of it all, how the different povs tied together and built, the overall timeline, figuring out how to communicate certain things through a pov that wouldn’t realize that’s what they were communicating) as well as the challenge of digging into a character i don’t particularly like, am not that interested in, or have any real sympathy for and finding a point of empathy to build on to make his pov feel rich and fully realized.

24. Don’t edit as you write

aha ahahahahaha theoretically i extremely agree with this but fail at it v v v hard. a friend of mine swears by the comic sans trick to break the habit (set your font to comic sans or another hard to read font and it tricks your into being less inclined to reread while you’re writing. if you really want to go HAM, i’ve known people who use wingdings where you literally can’t read it until you switch it back). i haven’t tried that one yet but i’m getting close.

writer ask meme

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the-cult-of-russo · 3 years

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please these gifs *starts cry about them friendship* and YEAH PLEASE GIVE TO US HEADCANONS ABOUT THEM. Is so precious the way Frank just practically adopted Billy like his brother!

Frank and Billy friendship headcanons? Yes please 😈

Please keep in mind this is my version of the boys. It's more like pre show. I've set canon on fire and thrown it in the dumpster. Come at me, bro.

The bond these two share knows no bounds. There isn't a single thing they wouldn't do for each other. Being in the marines together, enduring the shit they have, it formed a bond forged in steel. They're brothers and not being blood doesn't change that.

When the two get together and are in a good mood, they're a fucking riot. The witty banter swapped back and forth and the teasing is more than amusing and they seem to bounce off each other. When they're drunk, it's game over. The pair are ridiculous and loud and sometimes downright annoying to others.

They love to prank each other. It's been a running thing since the days of the marines. It carried on at home and sometimes they get together to prank other people. The pair are worse when they put their heads together.

Frank is insistent on bringing Billy into his family. Always inviting him for family dinners, coming over for special occasions. Frank hates Billy's upbringing. Hates what he's been through. He wants his brother to feel loved and cared for and know he has a place in his family.

They know each other inside out. There's nothing they haven't shared with each other. Sometimes it's like they share the same brain, only needing a simple look to convey what they need to say. They're always on the same wavelength.

They love sparring with each other. In the marines, they'd make a competition out of it and during PT. They're both highly competitive and the winner would win the care package sent by Maria. Billy would always take great pleasure in rubbing it in Frank's face if he won. And he's an incredibly sore loser.

If one or both of them are dealing with a lot of negative emotions, mainly anger, they'll have brutal fights to let off steam. They have no mercy as they pour all of their pain and rage into it, merciless and savage as they beat each other black and blue. When Billy's spiralling, Frank's been known to goad him, push him around and say shit until he snaps and throws a punch. It always makes him feel better. Fights with Frank makes Billy's blood set ablaze and there's no better feeling... Well maybe except for sex.

They're not embarrassed to cry in front of each other. Of course if the tears are over something silly then the other will tease them for it. But if they're real tears for a legitimate reason, there's no judgement or teasing. It's a comforting arm around the shoulder as they murmur that everything's okay. It's a tight hug where they cling to each other, hands gripping the others neck. They take great comfort in each other.

Frank has Maria but she has no idea of the horrors he's endured and he doesn't want her to know. Billy gets it. He lived it. So it's easy for them both to be raw and open and honest with each other about everything.

They've seen each other naked. There's no place for shame in the marines of course so it happened often. They often had arguments over who has the bigger dick and at one point, Billy offered to grab a measuring tape to prove he was bigger. Frank of course declined.

There was also an incident at a barbecue at the Castle's where Frank had made an offhand remark about being bigger while he and Billy were with Maria. Not to be outdone or have his dick size called into question, Billy kindly offered for Maria to be the judge. Naturally the pair ended up scrapping in the backyard of the Castle family home.

They often have deep meaningful conversations. Things like the future, the meaning of life, what happens when you die. It started overseas as a way to pass the time. Either laying on their bunks in their downtime or when they were out on a misson and waiting for orders.

Frank's the one who brings up the future. He's a happily married family man and he wants Bill to settle down. His best friends antics amuse him but he wants Billy to find true happiness like he has. Billy's more of a live in the moment kinda guy so he always scoffs and rolls his eyes at his friend. Sometimes though he admits he'd like that one day.

Billy is the deep thinker of the two. He overthinks far too much, analysing everything. His brain asking questions he'll never have the answers to and one's that don't matter even if he did have the answers. They've spent many a night just talking about deep things and having serious conversations.

They're pretty affectionate with one another. Ultimate bros who give no shits. Arms slung around the other shoulders, plenty of hugs. It's even been known for firm and manly forehead kisses to happen.

They have each others backs no matter what. They would kill for one another, die for one another. They both have tempers although they can reign it in unless something makes them snap. But if the other is in danger or even just someone's mouthing off in the bar, they pop off. Billy is more hot tempered of the two when it comes to this and he's not afraid to break some bones if someone's messing with his brother.

When they're both at their peak of maximum rage, it’s hard to bring them back from it. Anyone that gets in their way is as good as dead when they're that far gone. But they can bring each other back from the brink of darkness. They're the only ones able to get away with getting close enough in that state. Gripping shoulders as they murmur carefully that they need to calm down. Soft and soothing words helping calm the flames burning inside of them.

Billy absolutely adores his niece and nephew. Lisa was already born by the time he and Frank met but he knew the Castle’s at the time of Frank Jrs birth. They had been overseas when he was born and didn't get back until he was walking, but he loved him the second he got to meet him. He loves his role as uncle Billy and he enjoys spending time with the kids and making them laugh and spoiling them. Frank loves it, loves seeing his brother-in-arms be part of his family.

Billy delights in taking the piss out of Frank for his lack of tech knowledge. He loves calling him an old man as he struggles to work out his old piece of shit phone or how he stares at a computer like its an alien object. Frank takes great pleasure in teasing Billy about all of his suits, his color coordinated closet and his deep need for things to be neat and tidy. Frank will purposely leave a mess at the penthouse just to get under Billy’s skin.

There's no secrets between the two. No matter what, it's complete transparency. If there was a secret, the other would be pissed. It'd have to be something big. They'd be offended they didn't go to them about it. Billy would take this harder than Frank with all of his trust issues. He'd take it very personally. He's likely to start a physical fight about it. Even still, they will always make up.

#billy russo #billy russo x reader #the punisher #billy russo imagine #billy russo headcanons #frank castle

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imo-chan-imagines · 3 years

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『 As your boyfriend | BNHA Headcanons 』

From the good, to the bad, to the downright adorable.

Characters: female!reader, Aizawa Shouta

Tags/warnings: Boku No Hero Academia (anime), 18+, explicit descriptions of sex, smut, fluff, soft dom Aizawa, relationship, headcanons

⚠️ 18+ CONTENT! MINORS: PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT ⚠️

A/N: Right, so I'm simping for this man biG TIME, but I'm only on season 3, so no spoilers or anything, please. This is my first BNHA post (and it turned out way longer than I was intending 😅) Please let me know if you want more in the future!

Also, I have a repetitive strain injury, so typing stuff is taking a while at the moment. Sorry about that. Thanks for reading! Please enjoy ♡ ~Imo

☆ Aizawa Shouta ☆

I'm not going to lie. Shouta can be a big ol' grouchy pants sometimes, and it's basically impossible to win an argument against him makes you want to tear your hair out, sometimes

But most of the time, he's just tired and in pain, and he doesn't mean to be so crotchety

He's not the type to make excuses, though. That's childish. He means his apologies, even if they're simple

He'll normally initiate an apology by gently wrapping his arms around you from behind and resting his forehead on your shoulder 🥺

Physical contact is incredibly personal and intimate for him. He doesn't just touch anyone, or allow them to touch him

You're special 💞💫

Soft, gentle touches, like his fingers interlacing with yours, or his leg brushing up against you, are basically his way of saying 'I love you'

Catch me crying in the corner, a'ight? 😔

He rarely ever raises his voice. Like, ever he doesn't need to, and is aware that it can be scary

He's definitely the kind of guy to forget to tell people that you're dating, simply because he doesn't see how it's relevant or anyone else's business 🤦‍♀️

I mean, he ain't wrong, but–

And his mood switches between 'antisocial' and 'clingy' like a mechanical metronome did someone say 'cat'?

Sometimes, you'll be lucky if he speaks more than three words to you together in a whole day nothing personal 🤷‍♀️

But on other days, he literally won't let you out of his arms for the world he's complicated, okay?

You have missed many a parcel delivery because he wouldn't let you get up from his lap to answer the door 🙄😂

Boundaries and responsibilities are key and highly respected by Shouta, and he would NEVER erase your quirk without your permission, unless he literally had no other choice like someone's going to get hurt, or something

Is generally quite serious so what's new? but you're one of the few people he can relax around when he feels like it

9/10 of his jokes are dad jokes 😎 hell yeah

Takes a hard stance in financial debates, but is constantly broke af 😶 says he'll buy you dinner and presents you with some instant noodles with a 'Reduced To Clear' sticker on them

Will take a bite of your food/steal some off your plate without asking, and literally say nothing to defend himself #gremlin

Is incredibly shy and uncomfortable about being ~le horny~ until you've been together for literally forever

Even then, he's still shy about it when he has to bring it up and it's pretty cute, let me tell ya

It took him forever to admit to you that he gets turned on when you eat ice lollies

Guess what you do whenever you want to mess with him like a little brat 😛

But if he's in the mood, he will 100% whisper something dirty in your ear, even if you're completely alone and probably well past third base

He does it because he knows your pussy will clamp around him at the sound of his voice 😳🥵

*fans self profusely*

Genuine, unadulterated smiles are rare with Aizawa, but when he does 🙌 Heaven hath opened its gates and allowed an angel walk amongst mere mortals 🥺🤧

If he lays his head on your chest, he will fall asleep like that *snaps fingers*

Surprise nose and forehead kisses to show he loves you ❤

Calls you 'Kitten' this is basically already canon at this point

And he's all about those deep talks with you at 3 am when he can't sleep

Speaking of insomnia!

It's cheesy, but you're like a soothing balm. The warmth of your body makes him feel safe, your touch helps him relax, and your voice soothes him to sleep

He's never slept as well as when you're beside him 😭🤧

When cuddling, he likes to be the big spoon but will accept being the little spoon if you if you press your boobs against his back and ask really nicely 🤭

And he loves you stroking his hair and running your fingers through it 🥺

Netlix nights and pillow/blanket forts!!

Rainy days are a godsend. Staying inside all day under the blankets, with the soft sound of the rain falling outside and no-one to interrupt you – literal paradise

He makes mean hot cocoas and Irish coffees 😋 I feel like this man lives off Irish coffees 😂🤣

Wears a lot of black and grey sweatpants at home 😗 which highlight the outline of his dick just right, if ya know what I'm sayin' 👀

Doesn't like going out for dates and prefers staying inside and doing stuff together same, honeyy

But if you really like going out, he will somewhat begrudgingly agree to it and get all dressed up for you, just so long as he gets his fair share of home-dates, too 🤗

But if you also don't like going out... the two of you will basically never leave the house, except to get groceries in your pyjamas from the 24-hour convenience store down the road at one in the morning oddly specific, I know, but you get me

And sorry, but I don't make the rules

Well, actually, I do. But shush

We all know that Shouta cleans up *chef's kiss* So when you go somewhere ~fancy~ he always looks so damn fine 😩

But he has very little idea that he's hot he sees himself as a tired, walking dumpster fire🚶‍♂️🔥

Shouta will 100% turn into a crazy cat dude with 15+ cats if you don't stop him I never said you should, though 🙃

And is a 'minimalist texter' – basically, if he can't answer a text with 'yes', 'no,' 'maybe', or 'OK', then he probably won't answer it at all 😭😂

Especially if you try and sext him or send him your nudes while he's at work. He'll probably lecture you when he gets home and depending on just how much you turned him on, he might proceed to teach you a lesson...

But wear his shirt, and just his shirt or his hoodie and he's yours

Heart eyes, motherfucker 😍

And, depending on how you two are feeling that day, you may or may not end up getting dicked down on the nearest semi-flat surface right then and there 👀

But don't misunderstand. This is an incredibly tired man you have here, and his libido actually isn't through the roof sorry, ladies so this kind of thing isn't an everyday occurrence

But when he dicks you down, he dicks you down goooood

Shouta's not big on PDA, but makes up for it in private. We're talking hands and kisses all over your body he leaves nothing unloved 😏

And while he's not big on PDA, he is big on sneaky displays of affection or 'SDA', as I like to call it

Like subtly grabbing your butt for a second, or his hand on your thigh under the table at a dinner etc. especially around other people

But what really gets him going is slowly removing your clothes and taking you fully naked, spreading your legs wide and holding them open he likes the view 😍

He lowkey highkey worships your body 🙏 and will literally not shut up about how fucking pretty you are, and how fucking good it feels inside you his words, not mine 😳

Groans and growls a little when he's getting close/cumming especially when he's being a little rough and likes to cum together, but knows it's not always practical

He tends to be a gentle dom, but can get just a teensy bit 🤏 rough if he's too into it – but nothing outrageous

We're talking rough thrusts and a brutal pace, maybe holding onto you a little too hard and, waaahh, he gets so embarrassed if he leaves bruises

Is also into a little bondage, but again, only light stuff – restraining your wrists with his hands or his tie or his Capturing Weapon 👀 maybe blinding-folding you if you're okay with it

If you're not blindfolded, then I'm afraid he's all about that eye contact

Eating out your pussy? Eye contact. Pounding you into the mattress? Blazing eye contact. Rearranging your guts in front of the mirror? Fucking eye contact

And CONSENT, BABY. THAT'S WHAT HE'S FUCKING INTO 😌🙌💞

But all jokes aside – he's too used to taking without consent with his quirk, that he's kind of paranoid about it comes to sex but it's adorable and sweet, and honestly, still kind of hot

And speaking of eating pussy – goddamn does he like to please you. Like cream to a kitty 😛

Oh, and he just loves it when you suck on his fingers as he's pounding into you 🤤

And he likes to leave love bites in personal, inconspicuous places and sometimes on your neck

He's marking his woman 😌

When he gets suuuper horny, he likes to fuck you from behind, standing upright in front of the mirror. It's a specific kink he has of watching himself stretch you out as the length of his cock disappears inside you...

I can get behind that, lemme tell yaaa

I said he tends to be dominant, but female doms – fear not!

Shouta is quite flexible when it comes down to it and is kind of lazy, lmfao so he definitely has time for laying back, having the control taken away, and having his dick ridden

For him, it's really all about communication and what you're both comfortable with

I will say this, though: sometimes, his cat watches you while you're banging 😅😂

The first time it happened, you freaked out and refused to continue because – how could you??? But eventually, you just kind of got used to it 🤷‍♀️

The same way you've got used to it following you to the bathroom every time you go to take a shit 😭

So now, you just kind of laugh about it, which helps keep things a little lighter 🤗

After sex, he does like to snuggle, but you'll be lucky if he stays awake for more than 30 seconds it's one of the few times he actually can sleep well

If you're ever out and about, or even inside, and cold, he'll wrap you up in his clothes/scarf/blanket like a sushi roll like Eren wrapping up Mikasa in his scarf, all deadpan and everything 😐

It's not that often, but when he gets drunk, he gets all soft and emotional, and starts babbling about how he can't believe he got so lucky to be dating you, and that he's sure he hasn't done anything to deserve it mah heart

He's pretty sure he wants kids, but he doesn't feel like now is the right time, and is lowkey afraid that it's never going to feel like the right time

He also constantly doubts himself, wondering if he'd actually able to look after them and protect them the way a father should class 1-A got him second-guessing himself 🥺

Besides, it's not all about him. You clearly have a say in it too, and he doesn't want to force you into anything

Again: communication and comfort zones

Dating Aizawa definitely has its ups and downs, and it's not smooth sailing, but he's prepared to work for a life with you because he's found a connection with you that he hasn't feel with anyone else

He knows that you're both far from perfect, but hopes that, for once, you might just make something good, and make it last 🥰😇

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theangryjikooker · 2 years

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Honestly worried for a lot of people in the fandom rn. I’m praying most of them are teens so they might not know some things but posting on IG and promoting a song, which is obviously what Tae and JK are doing at the moment shouldn’t be resulted in sending death threats to a third member that is currently sitting at home enjoying his private time in peace. A lot of ‘fans’ should take a step back from the fandom and start living real life. All of them are close, all of them are using SM and show it, all of them are hyping each other up on it. Why when it’s tk it’s always so mixed with so much hate and secret messages and ott speculations that make zero sense?

Posting 4 pictures of your close bandmate during work time when you also posted other pics and interacted with other bandmates on the same platform isn’t a proof of a secret relationship with that one person. It means you like them a lot, close and want to share your upcoming project with fans, like professional artists do. They even said it on their vlive. Shipping is fun and tkkrs should be overjoyed by getting something they wanted, but using that to declare imaginary views as facts is toxic, going on a mass hate campaign against a third member that happens to be closer and loved by both of them is toxic.

It’s sad that no matter what happens, Jimin is getting slammed by his own fandom. It’s sad that happy moments for us are being reduced to made up scenarios and hate attacks and can’t be celebrated properly. And it’s downright disrespectful to keep doing this when one of them already said loud and clear they dislike it and another is getting dragged through the mud by simply existing. It’s not fair for them, they should be able doing their own thing without being bombard with things they never said or did or intended.

Hi, anon, thanks for your sharing your thoughts on this!

I think the saddest part is that not all of them are teens. These awful things are being said by shippers who are well into their 20s/30s... some are even married and have kids, apparently. (Nothing wrong with being married with kids and shipping, I suppose, but one would imagine they'd not be so invested as they've got more important things going on.)

I think there have been hints that a Christmas Taekook subunit is in the works, but I don't want to dismiss the possibility that they're sharing these photos just because they want to/because they like it. But I don't believe they're doing this to prove something is going on either, that's ridiculous. Shippers on both sides are treating the boys like they aren't allowed to be their own person--that their every move and decision have something to do with a secret relationship. Y'all need serious therapy.

Not that this is related in any way, but since we're on the topic of toxic Tkkrs getting out of control, it should be noted that toxic Jkkrs haven't shown any class in handling this dumpster fire either. Replying to Taehyung's post? Really? I mean, I know both sides have done similar shit (and will probably continue to do it because there's no stopping idiocy), but is there really no concept of shame in your dumb meatsuits? I have so much second-hand embarrassment, it's not even funny.

#TAJ asks #anon submission #jikookers #kookminers #taekookers

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perenlop · 3 years

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Cana?

yes I'm sending multiple

ahhh the girl i talk abt frequently and love and then the guy i haven't mentioned much publically and is a shitstain. duality <3

1: sexuality headcanon

i honestly have no idea. im on and off about him being bi tbh but also a consequence of not having a ton of male characters means that i dont have a ton of mlm and i dont want him to be one of the ones i do have. but i also mean like. he does have an arc about getting kinda better i guess? so idk. it doesn't actually matter because either way he doesn't have a love interest.

2: otp

cana and therapy

3: brotp

he and atlas as kids were pretty cute before shit happened and cana was more or less corrupted. he did actually admire atlas a lot as a person and valued their friendship for a long time. but currently... yeah no.

he and bates are another testy one but again it was cute when they were little

4: notp

cana x atlas, im still unsure of their canon relationship and its at least just leaving them as former friends, but like, a romantic one would be a dumpster fire of toxicity. i have explored the idea before of cana having a crush on atlas that i've scrapped bc it wasn't necessary for his character at all but yeah it was unhealthy and it was meant to be unhealthy.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

in present day starfall, he's actually doing a lot better and has improved as a person and barely even thinks about atlas or quinn anymore. he's strictly a prequel character so he won't show up, but i do like to think that like he has worked to improve himself as a person after his arc in the prequel.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

i guess both of us get kinda insecure about our relationships with others? i definitely would like to think i handle it better than him though.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

everything. if cana had a tumblr account he wouldve been fully indulged in 2014 mentally ill tumblr culture, you know what i'm talking about. he's definitely a victim in of himself but he also perpetuated the cycle of abuse and refused to look more into his own flaws and excuses his actions for either the greater good or because he thinks he's the biggest victim and that his own victims are different because "they deserved it". he's a character i made in response to "oh but they had a hard childhood so it's ok that they're nasty to people including people who were hurt just like him" reasonings both to excuse people irl who were shitty towards me and in fandom where they excuse a guy being shitty to his loved ones because he was hurt as a kid.

#lesbiannoelleholiday #mail #vi once again i apologize for making one of your favorite pokemon one of the worst assholes in my story

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