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[millenianthemums]

“all my comfort characters have killed someone at least once” is actually a statistical error. most of my comfort characters have never killed anyone. Murders Bill, who lives in the nightmare realm and has killed like 7 trillion people, is an outlier adn

#text post #bill cipher #editing to add that tag #in case some people reblogging don’t know that’s who i meant #1k

[deloveusion]

hold her hand while you eat her out to remind her that she's a little princess

#txt post #txt #text #text post #love language

[superkursunaskr]

#superkursunaskr #photography #aestehtic #heart #so cute #pretty #pretty in pink #indie #landscape #love couple #self love #love quotes #love #iyiyimlaben #sarhoskedi #lostonyoubabe #uykusuzlukbelirtisi #moon #full moon #anlamazlarki #kafaminguzelligi #bugeceicelim #beauty #beautiful #desing #style #scenery #text post #postlarim #cirkinkadininutopyasi

[mattstunsgf]

texts with flirty-bff-turned-fwb!matt

in which a normal hangout between two best friends ends in sex…and that’s not the end of it

veeery dirty!

#matt sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo fandom #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo x you #stoner matt #bff matt #matt sturniolo pink shirt #matt girl #matt stuniolo fanfic #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo smut #sturniolo x you #fake texts #texts #text post #flirty!bff #flirty #flirting #fwb #guy best friend #chris sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo x you #he’s so hot

[frostedpuffs]

going to a doctor in the US is like. hey I'm here because I feel nauseated every time I eat something. and they're like ok well let's get you some bloodwork. so you get the bloodwork. and theyre like well the bloodwork you got looks fine. inconclusive. let's try it again! oh? what's this? bloodwork still inconclusive...? are you perhaps....Faking It? no? you're actually sick? uhh. um. okay. turns out we don't know what the fuck is wrong with you. pay me $10000

#text post

[crimeboys]

thinking about how tommy joined the server in july and exile was in december. like. six months isnt a lot in the grand scheme of things. in july he was this happy go lucky kid ready to take on the world. in august he won independence for his country. in september he ran for office in that country. in october he was exiled from that country. in november he lost his brother. in december he was once again exiled from his country and went through the worst trauma of his life. just six fucking months for his entire world to change and the people he loves to die and/or betray him. forever changed but still trying to be that happy go lucky kid taking on the world with his loved ones at his side.

#text post #mine #chommy #dsmp #head in hands does anyone think about ctommy

[fandomfuntimem]

"There are more of us than you think"

The ghost boy floated infront on Batman. All he wanted was to offer this kid some help. He has been deffending this town for a little over two years now with no help. So Batman just thought offering some training and other teen heros to help would be nice. But all he was met with was a cold hard stare. It wasn't a lookxof hatred, or anger, just disappointment.

"What?" He asked. For once in his life he didn't get it. What did he mean? 'There are more of us' more half ghosts like him? Multiples of him?

"What I mean Batman, is there are far more teen heros than you think. There are so many kids who were left to deffend their homes by themselves. I'm in contact with plenty of people like me. I don't need your charity work. We dont need it," Phantom took a deap breth, "so many kids had to save the world while the Justice League sat back and did nothing. Ben Tennyson has been saving the world since he was ten, a child soldier and the only effective weapon the Plumbers have. The Ninja over in Norrisville was given his powers at fourteen. Max Steel was fused with an alien and born with nuclear levels of power. The list goes on bats. Kim Possible, Jenny, Generator Rex, Zak Saturday. We all did just fine without you and your League."

Batman was speechless. That many? That many kids left to deffend their homes? Phantom obviously seemed to have contact with them, maybe they help eachother out, but still. How did the Justice League not know?

Phantom disappeared and left Batman to ponder his words alone. How many world ending events did thease kids fight? How many of them did they fight alone? How much help did each of them have? Phantom only has a niche group of allies, how small are their support groups?

He'll have to research this when he returns to the bat cave. Hopefully he can get all thease kids get the help they need. Set up Zeta Tubes in their cities, and end this awful epidemic of teen heros.

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #dcxdp #ben ten #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #max steel #kim possible #my life as a teenage robot #zak saturday #generator rex #prompt #writing #one shot #batman #dc comics #text post

[nessa007]

TAYLOR AND FLORENCE ARE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!!!!! FLORIDA!!! IS A DAMN BANGER!!!!!

#taylor swift #florence + the machine #text post #ttpd spoilers

[wodimewoahtime]

ivantill

#ivantill #alnst ivan #alnst till #alnst #alien stage #text post

[i-dont-actualy-like-oatmeal]

i'm so fucked up by buddy dawn oh my god, dying by his party members blade, kristen immediately trying everything she could to revive him, kristen who has been there herself, kristen who has died and seen the same god buddy will see, kristen didn't even hesitate to try to save him

oh my god i need them to have a very long deep conversation about religion

#to be clear I'm not shipping them just FYI #it sounds a little shipy it's NOT #fhjy #shitpost #fantasy high #text post #brennan lee mulligan #d20 #dimension 20 #kristen chilis applebees #kristen applebees #d20 fhfy #fhjy spoilers #oat rambles #fantasy high junior year #d20 kristen applebees #d20 buddy dawn #buddy dawn #fantasy high spoilers #d20 fantasy high #fhjy theory

[free-my-mindd]

I love myself enough to let whoever and whatever go.

#text post #my thoughts

[sharkgirldick]

I love trans men and transmascs so much. My friends, my brothers and siblings, and my lovers. You make the trans community better for being here and nothing will shake my solidarity and love.

#text post #shark thoughts

[stranger-fucking-danger]

"more saltburn text posts" we all chant in unison

#can they get out of my brain pls #i dont want them in there #GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT #anyways #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #farleigh start #venetia catton #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #archie madekwe #alison oliver #text post #shit post

[lilcatastrophe]

tosses y’all some more vld textposts while i work on a new drawing

#allura i’m so sorry about your house blowing up #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #digital illustration #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld fanart #vld keith #vld lance #keith kogane #lance mcclain #vld pidge #vld allura #vld shiro #incorrect quotes #vld incorrect quotes #klance #klance fanart #heterochromia lance #galra keith #text post #shitposting

[silver-horse]

nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha

#I'm just fooling around... don't take this seriously etc. etc. disclaimers 😅 but so many of you are swifties lmao #my post #my posts #funny #text post #meme #textposts #anti taylor swift

[rad-roche]

i make a point not to think things like 'when did i last post art' because i think it can lead to some really bad habits and can shift the focus from 'sharing with' to 'making for'. so you have to understand that i am sharing this thumbnail not to reassure you that i'm making something but because it's the greatest thing i've ever made

#text post #i can't put this in the nick tag. i can't #to think it's all downhill from here