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Janbi, JC & Bibi

Janis: [not you having to rush home in your club/date night outfit to tell all these tweens and teens to fuck off home right now lmao, definitely attempting to not even look at Libi because we don’t want to talk to you rn but I’m sure you aren’t going to just let that happen]

Libi: [picture the absolutely shaming scene of her dancing with some random boy who she’s probably about to kiss and then the lights go on and the music stops and Janis is telling everyone to gtfo, I die, and her utter confusion of like what are you doing here in the way only drunk people genuinely can have no clue about what’s occurring lol]

Janis: [oh babes, it’s not the mood, it’s really not, we’ll be here with the ‘Partys over’ which we’re saying in general so everyone here gets the memo but directing this as much at you as we can without actually talking to you]

Libi: [it’s the immediate sulking for me as if she is 4 again, in the way that drunk peeps don’t even know they’re being such annoying big babies, just like no no stop, the party can’t be over yet vibes as if this isn’t her house and you aren’t this close to being arrested gal]

Janis: [literally telling people to ignore her ‘cos this is not your house and you have no say in this at all hun, slamming that front door when everyone is out because it won’t be hard to scare away some children]

Libi: [literally trying to show Janis all her footage + rambling on like listen it can’t end like this, girl I know you can’t read the room in your current state but please read the room, she don’t wanna see none of that rn]

Janis: [the temptation to smash whatever you’re recording on would be SO real we’re having to eyeball it aggressively to not rip it from your hands and do that, just turn away and pick something up even though you have NO intention of cleaning up this mess because fuck that ‘it’s out of my hands, you got shut down’ not like I would let you keep partying vibes obvs but just trying to get through to you in the most obvious and slow voice like it’s done, give it up delicious]

Libi: [obvs starting to cry because it feels like the greatest injustice in the world ever for her atm and like everything in her life is shit and she can’t have anything etc etc, we all know it’s also because she’s been holding that in since the Bobby convo, however long ago that was compared to this but]

Janis: [get out some of this pent-up fury by throwing things off the sofa and throwing a blanket and pillow at it like there you go because we cannot start or we will not stop and it’s a pointless and thankless conversation that we don’t wanna be having because we’ve just been made homeless, which we will have to tell Casey when he gets back if we can manage to hold off in texts because obviously, he knows you had to rush off but probably not the whole shebang yet]

Libi: [hug this pillow to get out some of your sad hun, and then inevitably Chubby instead when he comes to sit by you because he knows you are ‘Don’t hate me too’ just a lil plea at her because Bobby hates us and we can’t deal]

Janis: [‘nobody hates you, Libi’ but in that tired, sick of this way you talk to a child who has really wound you up but you’re not gonna get on the level and have your own tantrum, however tempting it is ‘you just made a massive fucking mistake’ more of a trying to calm self down vibe to saying this out loud because obviously, we know there was malice in this but we’re trying not to make that equate to you wanting us to be homeless because you couldn’t have predicted that outcome]

Libi: [‘Yeah they do, he does’ when it’s a sob on the he for obvious reasons but you’re too drunk to not be that blatant about this ‘you sound like him, except he called me all sorts, and you’re at least trying not to’]

Janis: [‘Bobby is being an asshole too’ true that but that is about as interested as we can be in this tonight, soz hun but its registering low on our list of concerns, go to the kitchen which I imagine as being in the same room as the lounge vibes and find a clean glass to get some water, just letting that tap run for longer than is needed because when you run out of tasks you have nothing to focus on but your own worry]

Libi: [if you knew you’d made them homeless you’d be more concerned about that but you don’t realise that’s gonna happen yet so we’ll let you off, just telling Chubby everything that Bobby said, repeating yourself I’m sure because what drunk person doesn’t]

Janis: [again the petty urge to drag Chubby away from her like LEAVE HIM ALONE, resist, resist lmao, you must try to be an adult here, put this water down beside her and grunt out the ‘get some sleep’ before shutting yourself in your bedroom because what else can you do]

Libi: [actually taking your life in your hands by coming in at some point and getting in bed with her the way you did when you were a child but we all know it’s going to happen even if it’s hours later because I guarantee she’ll have tried to lie down/been lying down for a bit but then felt sick and been sick because again, drunk vibes, and you automatically want to be comforted in that sort of scenario, however angry you know Janis is, giving it the ‘I’m sorry, please don’t be mad’ as if it’s that simple]

Janis: [doing the world’s biggest sigh because you really do not want to do this but not doing it is more of a hassle than just dealing with the discomfort of having to so just letting her and stroking her hair]

Libi: [thank god Janis isn’t squeamish because this is a tiny flat and you would’ve heard her throwing up for however long and that’s just honestly grim, especially when someone’s also crying at the same time, bringing back everyone’s fave drunk Grace mems here Libi, if you could stop that we’d all appreciate it ‘I just wanted to have a happy birthday’ absolutely breaking my heart with how sad and defeated she sounds]

Janis: [will have to warn Casey that that has yet to be cleaned up because we have to stay here and let you snuggle us ‘I know’ because we do and we also know you did not have one, however momentarily distracted you were]

Libi: [‘Would I have, if I’d been born on time?’ like please tell me things will be better a couple of months from now because I can’t cope with how shit they are rn]

Janis: [‘Better’ because there’s no sense in telling you the truth of I don’t know right now]

Libi: [‘It’s not fair’ because it isn’t that your bday is falling at the worst time]

Janis: [‘Nope’ with a shade more spice behind it than there would be if we were purely being comforting but you’re drunk you ain’t gonna know]

Libi: [‘But I made a friend, her life’s shit too’ like hey silver lining]

Janis: [a noise like there you go then ‘not [that boy she was dancing with] then’ like who even was that lol]

Libi: [a genuine look like ??! who because who even was he for real, gurl do you know, what was the craic but then gloss over it how drunk peeps can and do like ‘Boys ARE bad at flirting’ aka my bestie was so right and so real for that one even though Janis was not privy to that convo so that doesn’t track for anyone but you sis, and just tell her everything about America, all the tea including the Mr Lucas detention and everything y’all have been up to and all the goss she told you about Gaz because no filter rn]

Janis: [‘Sure, I remember her’ because we are familiar with the family sis ‘you shouldn’t have gone to that detention’ like I would have got you out of it, like we would’ve planned something fun for your birthday if you were communicating with us properly]

Libi: [‘He’d have kept me for more of them if I didn’t go, maybe on my own’ like that’s a hard no thank you sir, because he deffo would, he is that bitch]

Janis: [‘not without valid reason he wouldn’t’ like no no]

Libi: [‘skipping the first detention would be a valid reason, any excuse to assert his disrespected authority, easier to get in, it done and then myself out only once’]

Janis: [just shaking our head but not saying anything like oh okay hun, you know best]

Libi: [‘not your baby’ in the sassy way you’d say it to a lad trying to badly flirt with you except we’re very much saying we know we’re not your problem and you have bigger, literally including a baby on the way, love how it contradicts to how you’re being snuggled as if you are, who’s the hypocrite now, huh? Lol]

Janis: [‘like mum wouldn’t also call and get you out of it’ because yes, this entire fam is that bitch, true]

Libi: [‘I handled it’ because this entire fam is also that bitch, we know]

Janis: [another noise because we’ve seen how you’re handling things tonight and how well that’s gone for us all]

Libi: [‘uncalled for’ even though it isn’t but I get what you’re saying, in the sense of this detention you didn’t get molested which is a win, but that makes her think of the Bobby convo and what he said that she said that in response to, so going v quiet]

Janis: [just letting the silence sit for a moment because we don’t have to immediately jump on this and turn it into a dramatic moment, wouldn’t be helpful and we’re also not inclined to ‘he’s facing a lot of shit they haven’t faced since he was a baby’ like he’s going to be in a bad mood]

Libi: [‘If I thought he was facing up to anything I wouldn’t mind, he isn’t though, he’s burying his head in playing nurse, a job which isn’t even his to do’ Where’s the lie tbh? Nothing is being addressed yet and we all know it]

Janis: [‘he’s facing up to the fact I left and so did both his parents, he can’t avoid it’ because that is an unavoidable reality for them right now]

Libi: [the kind of sad sound you do before you cry some more, because that is sad and we hate that he’s doing this all alone when he doesn’t have to and how that’s become unavoidable too]

Janis: [shrugging, not to be a callous bitch but just like yeah, I know]

Libi: [just have your little cry for a sec here ‘you really fucked everything up’ pot kettle miss but]

Janis: [getting up with a sigh ‘yep’ again like mhmm, I’m aware, go clean up that vomit hun, tis preferable]

Libi: [I hope you at least made it to the bathroom vaguely Libi, it’s not very far away, I know damn well you’re gonna fall asleep here, the audacity when it is not your bed and that is not your dog to snuggle and Casey is gonna have to carry you to the sofa or leave you there and have nowhere to put himself when he gets home, rude]

Janis: [Ahh the hot mess of it all, we are not equipped to deal with teenagers when we’ve barely stopped being one ourselves]

Libi: [Literally, Casey is 21 years old, get out of his house, gal, he was so happy here how dare you]

Janis: [was having a lovely night, God knows what he thinks is going on]

Libi: [he’s defs not expecting to made homeless that quick, that’s for sure, what fun that’ll be, thanks Libi, thank god there is that flat above the pub to move into quickly or else he’d never forgive you hun, really coming for his life and you’ve still got to throw yourself at him yet]

Janis: [yikes]

Libi: [do you wanna skip to the AM on this or do some jc first?]

Janis: [it might make sense to do some JC because I see no world in which you’re just leaving this lol]

Libi: [my thoughts exactly, I’ll have him message her like after she’s had the phone call and rushed off but had enough time to go home]

Casey: What were the landlord after, ringing you at that time, must’ve had a break in or some bollocks

Janis: Not a break-in, be disappointed by the lack of good shit to nick if it was, like

Casey: dog’s still there then, is he

Janis: ‘course, though his guard dog abilities are still in question

Casey: go on then, tell us

Janis: Libi decided to throw herself a party, must have took a risk on me not being there in that plan but that’s where any planning ended

Casey: at ours, how the fuck did she even get herself in, she had a key off you I don’t know about

Janis: emergencies happen, though yeah, regret that decision now

Casey: you never said, I’d have what a shit idea it’d be

Janis: I said, I know

Casey: keeping your mouth shut about how massive of a go [the landlord’s name] had though, like I dunno by that if nowt else

Janis: I thought it was the sort of thing that should be said in person

Casey: right, that bad

Janis: mission accomplished for her, I suppose

Casey: she’ll wanna take herself on the mission it is to set off back home before I get there

Janis: She’s in no state to go anywhere

Casey: and I ain’t in one to give a fuck, get her out my sight, I’m serious

Janis: Let me sort this

Casey: like how you kicked it off by chucking her a key

Janis: because I didn’t want her walking the streets ‘cos they won’t have her over

Casey: she’s got somewhere to live, more than us both by the sounds of

Janis: I can’t undo the decision, I can talk to the landlord in the morning

Casey: fuck’s sake, how much notice have we been given before we need to piss off out of it

Janis: How longs a piece of string, they wouldn’t want us to complain about not being given the fair amount of time

Casey: alright, that’s something

Janis: She’ll be asleep when you get in, you don’t have to talk to her or see her, alright

Casey: have to be, won’t it

Janis: I’m not driving her anywhere, she did this to me, I’m handling it

Casey: go handle it then

Janis: [do that]

Casey: [this poor boy having to finish his shift absolutely fuming, please don’t do anything, we don’t need you getting sacked as well]

Janis: [thanks again, girl, we’re all having a great time]

Casey: [it’s only his 2nd night at this new job and oh the drama, come back home when you’re done and GLARE at the closed bedroom door because that’s obviously where Libi is, refusing to look anywhere else, especially at Janis or at the carnage everywhere in this gaff that was his home sweet home]

Janis: [when you wanna shout I’M SORRY but that is fixing absolutely nothing and we all know it, just been sat here stewing casually because like fuck are we cleaning up the mess when the damage has been done and is so much worse than some party shennanigans]

Casey: [when he would start cleaning because he’s that bitch and this is how he copes, we all remember, but also because he’s thinking the landlord will let them stay there like a month or something before they had to leave because that’s what a decent landlord would do]

Janis: [soz we would be convinced we could make that happen, we’re not purposefully lying about it to stop an argument, because it is bullshit but you know; speaking of we all remember, this is reminding us far too much of the terrible times back at the JJ residence and the potential we may have to beg Jimothy to at least let us stay is making us wanna puke so go to the bathroom because can’t deal with any of this rn]

Casey: [I’d like to take a moment to remind everyone they’ve both barely slept and how much worse that would be making everything feel, and now they can’t even go to bed, ffs Libi, just have your respective moments, him cleaning up and her trying not to throw up]

Janis: I’m sorry she’s a bitch, she’s related to me

Casey: I’ve been her age and as fed up of it

Janis: doesn’t change how fucked up this was

Casey: I fucked her perfect life up for her first, expect no less, like

Janis: right so I’m the idiot for expecting more

Casey: least she had the balls to do something, makes one of them

Janis: there’s nothing impressive about it, it’s entirely sad

Casey: never said I were impressed by it, said I get it

Casey: she’s a lass, not like she can square up to me no other way

Janis: It’s only a fraction about us but we’re the ones with a fucked up life from it

Casey: fraction of what we deserve for what we done, we both know it

Janis: bullshit

Casey: how is it

Janis: We’ve done sod all to them, it’s Jimmy’s fucking pain not theirs

Janis: if anyone gets to use it like a weapon

Casey: he never will do, they might as well, them who’ve gotta live with him

Janis: no

Casey: he’s related to me, and like me, he spreads his pain about so every dickhead can feel it

Janis: I don’t care, there’s no excuse for it

Janis: she can sleep it off and then she can go

Casey: won’t catch us fighting her corner, I’ve said she’d already be gone if it was up to us

Janis: I’m not putting myself in the wrong to detract from her guilty conscience

Casey: well done, I’m not bothered where I put myself ‘cause she’s fucked my chances of it being bed

Janis: wouldn’t blame you if you went back out

Casey: yeah you would

Janis: I wouldn’t be anywhere near her if I could avoid it so, no

Casey: I’d rather be near her than away from you

Janis: you’re still mad at us too

Casey: just that you’re chucking keys about without telling me

Janis: she wanted to see the dog, it seemed harmless

Casey: she could’ve walked in on all sorts since she’s had it, how harmless is that

Janis: I reckon she knows that

Casey: next time, warn us

Janis: there isn’t going to be a next time

Casey: probably be living in a doorway instead, how it’s going

Janis: we won’t

Casey: this place wasn’t easy to sort, no use pretending it were

Casey: I dunno what we’re gonna do when the landlord wants us out

Janis: I’ll think of it

Casey: it ain’t your fault, there’s no need for you to reckon on fixing it all yourself, I’m not blaming you, girl, I don’t

Janis: I gave her the key

Casey: you said it yourself, you thought better of her than this

Casey: I love you for that, you know I do

Janis: don’t

Casey: you heard

Janis: it’s my fault she could, I feel so fucking stupid

Casey: I love you so fucking much, none of it changes my mind, it makes it up

Casey: she wishes she were the person you reckoned on her as, us an’ all, we don’t deserve who you are or how much you care

Janis: come here?

Casey: [do, appear and sit next to her on this bathroom floor]

Janis: [give him a dramatic hug because fuck all this]

Casey: [giving it back as dramatically, only pulling back eventually enough so he can do the checking her over thing they always do, and look down at this toilet to see if she’s been sick or not because of course he cares and needs to know]

Janis: [we are not okay and we’re embarrassed at how blatant that is on our face honestly, rubbing our eyes furiously ‘cos nah, sod crying when you’re just so fuming, shake your head when he looks over at the loo ‘let her have it’]

Casey: [cupping her face so soft and giving her the most caring eye contact of all time before he rubs her eyes really really gently because soz Libi we could not give less of a fuck about you rn hun, this is our only priority]

Janis: [just repeating over and over how you’re going to fix this in a quiet voice because that is the only way we know how to deal, by promising to sort everything like it’ll be easy]

Casey: [shhing her but in a it’s okay I still love you even if you can’t fix this sort of way not a stfu one, because he isn’t jimothy he doesn’t need her to promise that never mind have to feel the pressure to follow through on it when it isn’t her fuck up]

Janis: [putting a finger up to his lip like no you shh ‘believe me’ because we need to hear that you still do ‘no more cunty landlords, no more shit neighbours or broken things’]

Casey: [a nod cos we all know he trusts her with his life ‘long as you believe us I’m with you no matter what, there’s no need to bribe me with none of that’ said like everything she just said was ruster levels of boujee for the bants or we’ll simply die from how many emotions we have]

Janis: [do a small lol like alright then ‘you didn’t deserve this’ and resting our head on your shoulder because you didn’t and it was mean]

Casey: [‘nor you’ doing a feelsy lean because he didn’t mean that he was just upset and feeling like he can’t have anything either, see Libi you bitch you’re not the only one, stroking her hair in what’s probably a very similar way to how she was stroking Libi’s earlier because full circle and everything is cinematic]

Janis: [‘sorry there’s no one lurking for you to kick out’ operative word being the kick there ‘trying to remember knocking sense into kids don’t work’ because ooh girl, we are fuming]

Casey: [literally, if she hadn’t been asleep when he got back he’d have hit her and I couldn’t have stopped him, hence he’s not saying anything rn cos it’s too real, he’s just trying to be with her and calm down slightly]

Janis: [squeezing your forearms with both our hands as hard as we can lowkey because we get it, giving him a by comparison soft as hell kiss too]

Casey: [giving her a v soft and loving headbutt because yeah, they both have a lot of pent up shit thanks to that little cow in the other room lol ‘she’s right out for the count, let’s just’ a pause, whilst you try and decide if you wanna go for a run or go and hit something but in a safe way at a 24 hour gym, cos you know she’ll follow your thinking even if you don’t finish that sentence]

Janis: [‘she ain’t gonna wake up and start over’ like yeah, she’s definitely done for the night, thank fuck lol ‘it’s not like she came here to be looked after’ with a shrug like we can do what we want, slightly immature but we’ll allow it, doing a forehead lean]

Casey: [get up and pull her up, kissing her, harder than the one she gave him but still not really dramatic, when he of course ends up also pulling her into and really close to him, because thank god she said yes, we stan healthy ways of coping being suggested and implemented]

Janis: [letting yourself have a moment to just be with him as if everything is normal and back to the way it was because fake it ‘til you make it and there isn’t any point sitting here all night seething, you’re better to try lads ‘let me go get you some clothes’ after kissing you again, ‘cos you can’t do anything sporty in your work attire]

Casey: [a look like get yourself some which is also a shameless excuse to check out the gloriousness of her date and clerb fit once more because in all the drama it’s easy to forget how hot she looks and I’m sure some of the teen boys at that party never will lol]

Janis: [thought something was really about to pop off, unlucky lads, just giving you heart eyes and a smile like ‘was the plan’ ‘cos lord knows you’d look VERY odd trying to go for a run or to the gym in whatever you’re wearing too lol]

Casey: [him giving her a smack on the arse like off you go how men weirdly do in sports lol, I know they probably wanna hit things but realistically I think we’re gonna have to say y’all go for a run and take Chubby cos when she opens that bedroom door to get clothes that lil boy is gonna wake up and come bimbling out and see that Casey is home and be BUZZING]

Janis: [ah the homoerotic nature of sports, love to see it, like this dog with this boy, coming out with your fits in a bag or whatever and rolling your eyes like that settles that then, throwing his clothes at him like better get changed now then]

Casey: [the way he’d be loving upon this dog, because even though they are only tweens and teens it’s yet again like so soz I’ve put you in a chaotic situation when all I wanna do is give you a happy and settled home, is BREAKING MY HEART ACTUALLY, so yeah put your clothes on by literally doing a strip in front of her rn because I won’t separate a boy and his dog at this trying time]

Janis: [good thing he’s a social happy-go-lucky man ‘cos that would’ve freaked out some animals, even if no one was a dick because it’s so loud and overstimulating, this girl here equal parts 🥺 and 😍 watching you]

Casey: [mhmm, all my dogs would’ve hated it, and fuck you fr if you’d done that and he wasn’t this social king, Libi, we’d have even more serious beef, get this dog ready to go boy and don’t look at her because if you do we all know what’ll happen and it won’t be y’all going for a run]

Janis: [put your own clothes on and stop staring, miss ma’am, because whilst that would also help y’all destress, it would not be quiet enough I am so sure]

Casey: [we’ll let you do it post-run if we can, y’all have hooked up in the park before so you’re not gonna be opposed wherever you are, besides I love that you’re gonna work out together again cos you clearly used to but it’s been a minute]

Janis: [a solid vibe boo bear, we love to see it even though we wish it was under better circumstances]

Casey: [I’m so proud of both of them for not losing it at Libi though, seriously well done, lads, that’s growth, and you’ll end up having a good time, despite it not being the turn you thought your night would take]

Janis: [at least you can leave the house now the situation has been put to bed with that gal because there’s nothing more for you 2 to do tonight so go run it out and you can probably do some screaming if you feel like ‘cos it’s late enough]

Casey: [yeah, there’ll be nobody about much I’m sure, live your best lives, whatever you need to do, and when you come back he’ll chuck Libi like a sack of potatoes onto the sofa and y’all and Chubby can snuggle and pretend like it’s just any other night]

Janis: [winnie said like boycat the fat flump, at least drink does put you in that deep sleep ‘cos we don’t need you trying to crawl in again that would be very awkward for everyone involved lol]

Casey: [god imagine, no no, you’re staying asleep gal and not waking up until they decide to wake you to kick you out when Janis has gotta go to work and everything, thanks very much]

Janis: [you best be ready to grovel lmao]

Casey: [do you wanna skip to that now or is there anything else we need to do first?]

Janis: [I reckon we good]

Libi: I don’t know what to say

Janis: I bet you don’t

Libi: It’s new territory for loads of reasons

Janis: There’s a basic you might want to start with, that shouldn’t be that hard

Libi: I am sorry, you have to know that already, right?

Libi: I’m so sorry

Janis: I don’t know anything anymore

Janis: how can you genuinely say you had no idea that could happen

Libi: It was just a party, some people from school, nothing as crazy as anything mum would do

Janis: She lived in the middle of nowhere, as you’re well aware

Libi: Yeah, okay, it got a bit more out of control than it should’ve

Libi: when I did

Janis: I trusted you with a key because I was worried about you

Libi: I know you trusted me, but don’t say you’ve been worried, that isn��t true

Janis: Yes, it is, don’t you dare try to turn this around when you’re the one who has made us homeless

Libi: We haven’t spoken for ages, it’s not spin, it’s how things are

Janis: Because you are not speaking, you don’t want to

Janis: you can’t choose to do that and act as if it’s a valid excuse for you to do that, nothing would be

Libi: There’s no valid excuse for you to forget all about me while you go and play happy families with Case either, I lost mine cos of you and then you leave me as well

Janis: Make it clearer how unsorry you are

Libi: You too

Janis: I’ve told you, I’m not sorry and I’m not going to apologize for splitting from my husband

Libi: What about since? Where are you? You give me a key and expect that to make everything okay, but I’m not welcome anywhere

Janis: You used that key to throw a fucking party when I wasn’t there, you want to talk about being welcome, that isn’t how you behave when you want an invite, Libi

Libi: You’re never there anymore, and I’m so fucking lonely always now, I wanted to not be

Janis: and I wasn’t lonely, Case wasn’t, none of you gave a fuck about us then

Libi: You kept it from me, you should’ve told me

Janis: It was apparent to anyone who didn’t benefit from looking away

Libi: No, you shut me out and deliberately left me arm’s length away from what was actually happening, that’s what you do

Janis: It would be me doing it, not you lot

Libi: It is you misleading me and then getting upset cos you reckon I’m not looking in none of the proper places

Janis: If you don’t know what unhappy looks like then a lot of fucking people have failed you for you to be that bloody oblivious

Libi: I can recognise a rough patch, that doesn’t mean I’d call it as being the end of everything

Libi: you failed each other, nothing to do with my vision

Janis: And so what if we did? You get to act like a spoilt brat and treat me like shit for it? Nah, you thought wrong if that was the plan

Libi: I didn’t have a grand or evil plan, I only wanted to celebrate my birthday, to try and have some fun again

Janis: In my flat, that isn’t irrelevant, you did that for a reason

Libi: I had a key, you weren’t there and neither were a farmyard full of assorted animals

Janis: it was so fucking selfish

Libi: Well, you started it

Janis: not good enough

Libi: And you told me kids are allowed to be selfish and oblivious, that that’s all childhood is

Janis: and kids aren’t left to their own devices to throw stupid parties, think again about me trusting you like that ever again

Libi: I’ll think about it instead of the reasons I have not to trust you, be a nice change

Janis: If you started this expecting an ounce of sympathy

Janis: you’re sad, I have nowhere to live, it’s not the same fucking ballpark

Libi: I didn’t, in the competition of how miserable everybody is, I always come last

Janis: Poor you

Libi: Why do you think I tried to do something different? It backfired massively, alright, but I had to try

Janis: No one here has an issue with you having a party

Janis: you should’ve asked, you know you didn’t because you wanted to fuck us over, even if not to the level you have

Libi: I didn’t want you to be homeless, I don’t

Libi: but I’ll make it right, talk to granddad, the flat’s got nobody in, I’ll tell him he has to let you both stay

Janis: Is it?

Libi: I get why you wouldn’t want to be there and have nan in your business but it won’t be forever

Janis: I’m not in a position to be fussy

Libi: I’ll sort it, promise

Janis: I can talk to him myself now but thanks for letting me know

Libi: At least let me talk to nan, she’ll listen to me and keep out of your way

Janis: what do you reckon you’re going to say

Libi: You don’t need my script line by line, I haven’t done anything to make her fuming at me, I’m still her favourite

Janis: I mean do what you want, I’m not bothered by her or anyone else

Libi: Casey’s bothered, very bothered

Janis: you reckon

Libi: Yeah, I have lived with him myself

Janis: right, barely

Janis: it’s not like you paid him much attention or he was there that often

Libi: It don’t even matter, he’s a man and nan’s a hater of most of them, wouldn’t you rather avoid anything kicking off? That’s where I’ll come in and you’ll know I’m sorry

Janis: I’m an adult who don’t have to explain anything to anyone

Janis: and nan has successfully cockblocked 0 people in her life but

Janis: alright

Libi: You can be in her good books for all the teen pregnancies you will have prevented last night anyway

Janis: yeah, no one at that party was getting laid

Libi: Hopefully not, I don’t need that on my conscience

Janis: I weren’t pissed, I saw, no one there was far enough into puberty to worry about

Libi: Good, I banned anyone too old

Janis: alright, trying to show you’ve still got some sense

Libi: I’ve spent enough time avoiding Lucas lately without adding loads of other boys who aren’t really no more age appropriate than him and wouldn’t be as easy to murder if I had to, accidentally or otherwise, to the list

Libi: I’ve as much trust in them to behave, after being told how pretty I am and the rest, as you’ve got in me

Janis: it’s something and we’ll have to take it

Libi: I seriously didn’t mean for this, it was only supposed to be a distraction, which maybe hurt you a little bit, but not this much

Janis: I’ll believe you

Libi: I had too many drinks, you can believe I won’t do that again

Janis: less inclined but if it takes you a while to want to give it another go

Libi: I don’t want to, ever

Libi: I didn’t want to last night, but he said some things that hurt me a lot

Janis: I need to talk to Jimmy about him

Libi: I need to talk to someone about being homeschooled

Janis: he needs more support than the school has provided, it needs to be sorted for the pair of you

Libi: The school provides more support for sex offenders, I don’t think any of us are holding our breath

Janis: We haven’t exactly pushed the issue though, not before

Libi: I’m not buzzing about the idea of pushing it now, and why we finally are

Janis: If anything, you’ve got your exams this year, and leavers is more intense after, you both need to do your own work

Libi: He can write, he’s not illiterate, exams aren’t the issue

Libi: and it isn’t you who’d have to stand there and say you don’t wanna do this anymore

Janis: that isn’t the point at all

Janis: I’m fairly certain it borders on illegal anyway

Libi: The point is it’ll be the end of us

Libi: it’s the only time he talks to me at all

Janis: he might be more inclined to actually talk to you if he doesn’t have to

Janis: dependence isn’t close to anything you really want

Libi: I want things to stop changing in ways that are horrible

Janis: this would be a good change

Libi: You can’t promise me that

Janis: yeah, I can

Janis: it’s a pressure neither of you is benefitting from

Libi: Are you actually going to talk to Jim about Bobby?

Janis: among other things

Libi: I’m sorry for the parts which are my fault then, too

Janis: it’d be necessary anyway

Janis: but you should probably apologize to him, he’ll be the one who doesn’t want to talk to me at all

Libi: I don’t think he’ll feel like talking to me either

Janis: the reaction will be less visceral

Libi: 👍 can be pretty heartbreaking in the right, or wrong, context

Janis: yeah

Libi: You did it to me and I’ve done it back

Janis: I think we all have every way we can

Libi: Never again, along with drowning my sorrows

Janis: I’ll try

Libi: It’s alright, we’re not going to talk for a while, I get it

Janis: I do have a lot I need to sort out now, more than I did

Libi: Yeah

Janis: I’ll let you know, what Jimmy says about Bobby and all that

Libi: I’ll be able to work it out, from what happens or doesn’t happen

Janis: Alright then

Libi: I’m not doing a 👋 that’s almost as bad

Janis: We’ll talk soon

Libi: The birthday card should be in the post by now, no take backs

Janis: obviously the plan, as I’m so busy

Libi: So gutted you can’t take your euros out, more like

Janis: need every penny, like

Libi: I’ll give them back via granddad, he’s still trustworthy

Janis: as he ever was

Libi: 😶 or I’ll end up without my [whatever they’re getting you] too

Janis: might be an idea to behave now, yeah

Libi: You don’t need to tell me, you already have how badly I fucked everything up

Janis: I mean, yeah, you were too pissed to take it in before

Libi: Please don’t feel the need to tell me all about that either

Libi: god, how 😳

Janis: yeah well how pathetic you looked did stop me smacking you so, silver linings, girl

Libi: I’ll take it over details which would definitely cause an asthma attack on this bus, not that I’m using emotional blackmail again this soon, obviously

Janis: Another time, then

Libi: Never is cool, forget you ever saw me in such a state

Janis: you wish, you mess

Libi: I’m not wasting my candles on it under the circumstances, but yeah

Janis: lesson learnt works for me

Libi: Very unfair of the life I have to live now not to have a rewind, pause or stop

Janis: join the club, kid

Libi: No tah, the members all think I’m a dick

Janis: suppose it’s better to be surrounded by lads who tell you you’re pretty

Libi: A girl told me first, why we’re friends, no other reason

Janis: uhuh, yes man sounded close to what you described

Libi: Oh, go on and erase everything I said along with how pathetic you reckon I looked/acted

Janis: locked away for blackmail purposes if you fuck me over again, naturally

Libi: I won’t

Libi: There is a lad who keeps messaging me though 🤞 he hasn’t got anything he can blackmail me with

Janis: It looked PG when I walked in, doubt it

Libi: Saved by the fuming family member

Janis: You’re so welcome

Libi: From the look of his insta I’m sure I am

Janis: 😬

Libi: My hormones can piss right off, they’re not allowed to drive no more

Janis: it gets easier

Janis: maybe

Libi: Doubt it, going off every terrible role model I have around

Janis: Tah

Libi: I’m moving to London with that lot right now, fuck this

Janis: because they’re excellent role models?

Libi: No, but I can do a massive reinvention and let it stick

Janis: of a hormoneless teenage girl, good luck

Libi: And their exams are different, I could start school over as well

Janis: its a pipe dream, I would know

Libi: You’ve just reminded me, I told Bobs I hoped he had nightmares

Libi: so that’s great

Janis: Was it warranted?

Libi: He was being a dickhead, but you know what I was behaving like

Janis: lose lose then

Libi: The new normal for all of us

Janis: Speak for yourself, sad sack

Libi: I can’t speak for you, I wouldn’t have the first clue how to be as aggro

Janis: Well when you get your first place, I’ll be sure to come ‘round and get you kicked out

Janis: give you a fair go

Libi: Looking forward to it

Janis: uhuh 👌👌

Libi: Are you planning to wear the same outfit or? I will if you do

Janis: I didn’t get the memo about the theme from the landlord, oddly enough

Janis: and not sure I’ve got anything that is very toddler’s tea party so will have to

Libi: At least you picked up on it

Janis: I’ve got eyes and remember what you looked like

Libi: It was a last minute decision but still a better one than most Met Gala themes

Janis: don’t need to tell me how mental fashion is

Libi: A trip down memory lane isn’t improving anybody’s mood, I’ve realised that, yeah

Janis: not so much memory lane, just considering getting back into it

Libi: 👌 like you’re not 👵 as far as the modelling world is concerned

Janis: Um yeah but I don’t look like one ‘cos I didn’t do coke or have an eating disorder, tah

Libi: Good luck with it then, and congrats for the lack of drug abuse and mental illness, obviously

Janis: what

Libi: ?

Janis: why are you being funny about it, like you don’t know why I need more money

Libi: I’m not, it’s your life

Janis: yeah, right

Libi: And you think I don’t know Casey at all, so you probably won’t ever have a single row about it

Janis: we don’t row

Libi: Not yet

Janis: you’re so right, obviously going to break us

Libi: I didn’t say that, but tah for how reassuring you were

Janis: Another pipe dream isn’t gonna do you any favours

Libi: Right, I’ll just keep on living in fear for you

Janis: He’s never once hurt me, don’t be ridiculous

Libi: Yeah, it’s ridiculous he could, I’m sorry, how dare I

Janis: So could anyone but he hasn’t and he won’t

Libi: 🎂🤞🌠🙏🔮

Janis: Just stop

Libi: No

Janis: I trust him, I know him better than anyone

Libi: You love him, meaning you’re massively biased

Janis: Well that’s stupid, that’s what a relationship is, with anyone you love, you trust them and think the best

Janis: so what, go through life being close to no one so you can be objective? That worked really well, been there, done it

Libi: You’re happy enough to call me stupid and point out Bobby’s flaws, here I am returning the favour

Janis: no, because you don’t love him, you just point out his flaws, all of you

Janis: I’ve done a fucking shit ton for you and Bobby and Jimmy, I reserve every right to point out when you’re being dickheads, like I do with him

Libi: I don’t love him cos he scares me, that shouldn’t need pointing out

Janis: And when has he ever laid hands on you

Libi: Is that supposed to be my cut off? Everything else is okay as long as he doesn’t hit me? I don’t fucking think so

Janis: He doesn’t pander to you, that’s the real issue

Libi: No, it’s that he throws things, breaks others, and he does hurt people, even if they aren’t me or you, it’s that he’s volatile and you make excuses for him, you always have

Janis: I don’t give up and shun, it isn’t the same thing

Libi: Do you think I want to?

Libi: but it’s terrifying, okay? It is

Janis: I really don’t know how you would’ve coped

Libi: What does that mean?

Janis: Use your head or forget about it, this is ridiculous

Libi: Tell me

Janis: Nothing

Libi: It’s clearly something, you have something you want to say, so go on

Janis: If I had anything to say, I’d say it, when have I not

Janis: you’re trying to start another fight because you’re entirely in the wrong in this one

Libi: I care about you, it is putting me in the wrong right now, with you and Bobby, but I’m not going to stop

Janis: You didn’t care enough to not throw that party, don’t saint yourself, it’s really not going to bring him ‘round

Libi: I made a mistake, I’ve said sorry

Janis: It isn’t a mistake where sorry is fucking good enough, Libi

Janis: Jesus, just

Libi: I know but what else can I do? I’ve told you about the flat

Janis: We need to not speak, you’re right

Janis: because all you’ve done since saying the word is try to make this about my failings, Casey’s

Janis: the timing couldn’t be worse

Libi: You need to know why I did it, what you’ve both done and then walked away from off into the sunset together

Janis: We haven’t done anything to you

Libi: It’s you really thinking that’s true that’s the most fucked up

Janis: Who I’m with, has never been any of your fucking business, okay

Libi: I lived with you more than I did anywhere else, it was my family, my life

Janis: You shouldn’t have because they aren’t

Libi: But I did and they were

Janis: and that’s the only sorry you’ll get

Janis: he was my first boyfriend, you and fucking Bobby shouldn’t have featured anywhere in that

Libi: I can’t give you a sorry back, I was a kid

Janis: so was I

Libi: I’ve already said I wish I hadn’t taken your childhood from you

Janis: it’s the fact you don’t mean it because all you want me to do is go back to it

Janis: as if that’s even a possibility

Libi: I don’t want you to go back, I want to, it’s not the same thing

Janis: they don’t want you either, I’m sorry

Libi: I know, it’s been made painfully clear

Janis: and I mean it, I know it hurts

Libi: Like I said, I’ll never win the misery olympics we’re all competing in

Janis: I’m not interested, they can have their win

Janis: if you had any sense you’d drop it and drop out too because you can’t fucking beat them, it’s all they do

Libi: I tried and look what happened

Janis: try again without being so spiteful about it, that don’t work either, I’d know

Libi: It just hurts and I’m sick of everybody acting like I don’t have any reason to be upset

Janis: reason don’t equal solution or sympathy, that’s just life, I’m afraid

Libi: Happy birthday to me 🥳

Janis: yeah, yeah, your mum died on mine so I win that one too

Libi: Do you? You had more birthdays with her than I did

Janis: Obviously, my birthday was significantly worse than yours, be buzzing if all I had was a hangover and an eager dickhead in my DMs next day

Libi: How fuming you are will last loads longer than either of them

Janis: if anything about me is reliable

Libi: I don’t want it to be like this between us

Janis: neither do I

Libi: Why can’t I handle things better?

Janis: dead parents, shit role models?

Janis: better claim to it than most have

Libi: If I turn into the person he thinks I already am after last night, I might win the 🏆 but at what cost?

Janis: be as pathetic as the rest of us?

Janis: like I said, something I’m trying to avoid now personally but

Janis: old habits and all that

Libi: Yeah

Janis: He isn’t like that, he’s good for me

Libi: It’s fair to say my judgement of anybody’s character has got to be fucked, including my own, so

Janis: and he would support us modelling, if it made me happy, anything

Libi: Okay, that one was a bit of reach, but I

Janis: I know, that he has been scary

Libi: No you don’t, you basically called me a baby

Janis: you are a bit but

Janis: you’re just sheltered

Libi: …Love that SO much more

Janis: It’s hard for me to view breaking things the same way you do when I know exactly how much he wants to do worse and doesn’t

Janis: that isn’t scary to me but okay, it’s loud and overwhelming and there’s something to fix or buy new at the end

Libi: It isn’t something anybody should have to cope with, him included, that’s all I was trying to point out

Janis: but people do

Janis: like sadness, coping is better than pretending nothings happening until you break

Libi: Is this my rock bottom?

Janis: for now

Janis: you might get proper into your drink and then you’ve got a long ways to go, kid

Libi: You’re not funny, and you’re gonna make me 🤢

Janis: It isn’t anywhere I need to clean up now so

Janis: [send her her socials from last night like lollollol]

Libi: There’s no need, I’ve seen everything

Janis: A reminder of how much of a twat you were never hurts, like

Libi: It does 🤏 but

Janis: helpful reminder

Libi: Exactly

Janis: Alright, I’m gonna go talk to grandad at lunch

Libi: He’ll say yeah, you can be moved in by tonight

Janis: let’s hope so, no one wants to remind Jimmy my name is also on that tenancy agreement

Libi: Now isn’t the time to say trust me, he will though

Janis: I don’t want to rely on anyone

Libi: You still have to pay rent, it’s not like it’s total charity

Janis: it won’t be charity at all, I’ll pay full whack

Libi: There you go then, just another landlord

Janis: Except it isn’t just that

Janis: because now everyone will know I’m not at home and they’ll also know who I am with so

Libi: They have to know some time, you said it, you’re not going back, it’s not your home and you are with him

Janis: It isn’t just me you’ve essentially outed though

Janis: do you reckon Jimmy is ready for this, I don’t

Libi: Nan isn’t showing up at his door with a commiseration casserole or gonna be running her mouth to every punter, and the rest of the family won’t either

Janis: It’s above a fucking pub, Libi

Janis: don’t try to fool yourself, it’s going to be out there now, that’s it, done

Libi: I didn’t mean for this to happen, I’ve said that

Janis: yeah well, it still did

Janis: You best warn Bobby

Libi: Alright

Janis: I need to talk to Casey, update him

Libi: Yeah, go, don’t let me keep you

Libi: I know you don’t want to talk to me but I have to tell you something important

Bobby: Go on

Libi: They’ve been evicted and the flat above the pub is going spare, they’ll be moving in today, and there’s no need for me to spell out what that means

Bobby: And why have they been evicted

Libi: Don’t

Bobby: Don’t you try an’ lie to me

Bobby: you throw a rager last night, this morning they have to get out, I’m not a bloody idiot

Libi: I’m not trying to lie, it’s just obvious, like you said

Bobby: Are you happy now

Libi: No, of course I’m not

Bobby: I hope you lapped up every drop of attention because he’s about to get so much that he

Bobby: he can’t fucking cope with this right now, for fuck’s sake you

Bobby: They was away from him and no one knew about it, it was the only fucking silver lining and you’ve pissed on it

Libi: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for this to happen but it is, and you both needed to be warned

Bobby: Sorry isn’t good enough!

Bobby: How is he meant to go anywhere, do anything

Libi: It isn’t but it’s all I’ve got, for my actual fuck up

Libi: this was my mistake, but I didn’t make it so he can’t show his face, or function, they did

Bobby: Tell your entire family to keep well away from him, he don’t need anything from any of you

Libi: They will anyway, it’s not their business, any of it

Bobby: Be about right

Libi: Nobody wants to upset Jim, okay? It’s the last thing on anyone’s mind

Bobby: Oh, yeah, totally okay

Bobby: you’re delusional

Libi: He’s the victim here, everybody’s well aware of that

Bobby: He doesn’t want to be your pissing victim

Bobby: just leave us alone

Libi: I said so

Bobby: Now, leave me alone now

Bobby: me and him are all each other has

Libi: Alright

#me giving everything names for the sake of titling

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✿ Cove Holden headcanons !! ✿

(still in love with this little guy!! I decided to make a post specifically for headcanons for Cove cuz i have a lot!! I cry over this little ocean boy a lot, and thats ok. anyways, enjoy the hcs)

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He doesn’t really like going to a barber or salon to get his hair cut. He think its kinda awkward and isn’t really fond of the idea of some stranger touching his hair.

So he probably cuts it himself or gets one of his parents to do it (tbh if he knows you know how to, he would probably trust you to cut his hair too)

His dad or his mom used to cut it until he just kinda started doing it on his own.

He probably started cutting it himself after he moved to sunset bird and was still a little upset with his dad

The two of you made each other friendship bracelets and wore them until you couldn’t anymore

Derek also got a friendship bracelet at some point when he became part of the friend group

His favourite ghibli movie is ponyo (for obvious reasons)

Likes both, but prefers dogs over cats a little more

He likes medium/bigger dogs a little more since they don’t bark as much as smaller dogs do, but he doesn’t hate small dogs or anything

But he is still a LITTLE intimidated by the little dogs that bark and growl a lot lmao.

Cove’s not super picky or big on music, and mainly just listens to what's on the radio or whatever someone else puts on, but I can see him liking the same types of music as his parents (i talked abt my hcs for cliff & kyra’s music tastes in my post abt them)

I feel like he would like softer music and lofi and stuff.

I can picture him listening to mxmtoon and khai dreams.

If he knows about the types of music that you like, he would try and listen to them too.

He also tries to learn more about your interests and stuff he can talk to you about them or at least have a better understanding of what you’re talking about

He’s actually pretty decent at singing, but he doesn’t really sing much.

He does like to quietly sing or hum to himself if he’s just doing stuff in his room tho

After the first time you two sleep in the same bed together, he starts hugging in his pillow in his sleep when ur not there (he may or may not sometimes imagine its you when he misses you)

If he’s not holding onto or grounded (is that the right word lmao?) by something, he’ll move and shift in his sleep a lot.

He doesn’t really talk in his sleep, but he sort of quietly, incoherently mumbles to himself.

You can’t really make out a full sentence, or proper words out of it most of the time, but occasionally you can make out something that sort of sounds like your name.

He likes stuff like diffusers and scented candles because he likes the smell. He doesn’t really go out of his way to buy and use them or anything since he doesn’t really know much about them, but he likes/appreciates it if you or other people do.

He isn't the biggest fan of the ones that smell overly sweet/strong tho.

On that note, he has a really good sense of smell. Like, he can pick up on things that literally nobody else can.

He likes to talk to his fish about things (he also loves to tell them about you)

Honestly he just loves talking about you in general

I think he likes it when you say his name (not in a weird way lol)

Like you’ll say his name if you’re just talking to him, and internally hes just like

“Yes !! That’s me !! :D”

I think he also wants/wanted you to be there when he gets his tattoo/piercings. For emotional support. (if you choose the cove that has either of those)

But yeah

Also if you were down for it he would also like the idea of getting matching tattoos

Probably something beach related or white poppies or something along those lines (tbh I kinda do wanna get a poppy tattoo irl one day lmao)

Anyways thats all the ones i'm gonna post for now

Might make a second part idk yet

Hope you enjoyed my ramblings about my favourite fictional neighbour <33

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Hello ! Nice to see a new homestuck blog. This fandom dead as shit lol. Do you have any just general hcs for what it’s like to date dave or dirk?

Dave relationship hcs

- Dave is pretty new to relationships, but he tries to be as cliche and romantic as he is able without letting his cool guy act be sabotaged.

- but at the same time .. he is like.. a huge fuckin dork lmao like overly sappy and just .. my god this boy is actually a mess

- he makes raps for you, yeah how original OP. Listen..!!! I know.

- but seriously yeah makes you raps and then wants your opinion.. he’s dying inside waiting for your reaction to it, but he’s happy when you say you like them :))

- he craves validation, especially for his raps tho.

- but sometimes he gets up in his feelings and wants you to validate him as a whole

- which he will deny getting up in said feelings

- teases you a lot

- he’s also always blushy around you .. blushy boy ..

- so like any affection he gives .. big blush on his face

- likes holding your hand a lot (and kissing them)

- likes sitting in your lap as well, doesn’t matter if he’s bigger than you or not

- goes “mwah mwah mwah” everytime he kisses you

- draws dicks on you while you’re minding your own business . He does it to karkat too tho

- doesn’t matter if he’s taller, when you kiss he wraps his arms around your neck, with your hands on his waist

- he likes his hair being played with but he won’t tell you that ;p

- likes you wearing his shades btw . He thinks it’s cute he dies inside whenever you do

- rambles to you a lot.. big surprise .. but he will ramble to you about anything and everything and appreciates you listening to him

- he rambles about you to rose a lot, well just anyone really? But mostly does it to rose, John, karkat, and kanaya.

- are you actually strong enough to carry him? Or is he just floating? The world may never know..

- he’s clingy and is always with you. On the off chance he isn’t you’re send a million “mwah” “love u or whatever” “<3”

- he can only keep the cool guy act for so long okay .. but he can be lame and sappy… just for you..

- but at first he’s awkward about his feelings he has so much he wants to let out but he’s trying so hard not to be a complete dorky loser in front of you so he’s so weird at first about affection and just.. a lot of things.. when he finally lets loose he’s fine

- he’s annoying and likes annoying you >=)

- “babebabebabebabebabebabebabebabe” “WHAT” “hi”

- the only reason he confessed is rose ? Like tbh . I think he would repress his feelings for the rest of his goddamn life . Especially if you’re a dude cuz holy shit

- but yea he spends so much time trying to not let his whole heart out, he can’t help but wanna express himself with you (when he’s more comfortable).

- kanaya and rose find it funny to just make you nice outfits so that Dave has like a heart attack <33

- “Dave look at this new outfit kanaya made me!” “Dave your face is redder than usual are you ok” “yes just having a heart attack is all.”

- the first time you you kissed him, he’s red in the face and just starts randomly beatboxing bc he cannot handle how cute you are and how great that was

- likes just chillin and listening to music with you

- loves cuddling you to sleep!! Usually likes being the big spoon . He likes the idea that you’re safe in his arms

- but like? Also likes being the smaller one when he’s just tired and sad and just .. needs to feel safe for once

- but if you try to enforce being the big spoon it takes some getting used to but he likes it so =)

- you guys got your own language at this point, communicating random shit with your hands.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SAYING NOW. IS THAT HUMAN SIGN LANGAUGE?” “Definitely not.” “Yes I’m Not Sure What They’re Saying Either” “oh! They’re saying how karkat is really fuckin stupid! Haha!” “John why do you even know that” “WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT. WHAT.”

- carries you bridal style while he’s like flying.. just like.. looking down at nice views with him and shit.. so long as you trust him enough for that lmao

- he’s a dork and gets you flowers when you go on dates =) he refused to when you started dating so now he uses every opportunity he can

- also he’s very chill, like goes wherever you want to and it’s very hard for you to upset him

- likes neck kisses of any kind . Receiving or giving

- just stares at you .. a lot .. usually you can’t tell because of the shades but if you pay attention to the way he smiles you would be able to.. he gets this warm smile when he looks at you

- he just loves looking at you.. all the time… in a non creepy way ..

- he does worry a lot, so he does get a bit protective at times. Given everything he’s gone through, naturally he fears something could happen to you.

- he wants to be able to keep you safe and he fears he can’t do that. + he just fears the day you’ll die . He’s just . Rlly scared for all of that and thinks about it a lot and sometimes just needs some reassurance

Dirk relationship hcs

- oh boy

- well, he’s extremely grateful you’re dating him, he’s pretty self aware that he’s not dating material. Or at least, thinks he isn’t.

- of course, there will be some problems to work through in your relationship, he needs somebody who can get him to open up and talk about his emotions. It’s hard but he can succeed if he tries at it.

- he would hesitate for a long time to tell you how he felt about you, but I think his friends would be really encouraging about it.

- plus yknow… Hal … would probably do something

- speaking of, Hal does a lot of things to embarrass dirk and expose him for his affections to you, even while you’re dating.

- “he totally lovesssss you” “no I don’t” “he wants to kisssss youuu” “shut up”

- it takes awhile for him to be affectionate, and to truly express emotions very freely. However, when he does, he does.

- he won’t get too sappy on you, but he’s a lot better at expressing himself than at the beginning of your relationship. If you say “I love you” he says it back, and may even say it first on days he’s feeling particularly softer than usual

- he typically likes buying you things, it’s mainly how he shows affection

- he gets awkward at first with physical affections, but he grows to love it. Never initiates it though, even though he wants to.

- just kinda acts all tsundere abt it tbh

- but he loves it :)

- usually the most cuddly when you’re both sleepy and tired

- he likes being picked up, wrapping his legs around your waist and his arms around your neck :D

- that goes for while kissing too

- likes touching your face

- speaking of touching loves being touched now and is low key clingy af he just doesn’t wanna show it. Cant blame him tho he hasn’t been touched like almost his entire life

- he also teases you a lot, more than dave would though

- it’s how he shows affection <3

- you play with this hair and he goes >:( he takes too long to do it everyday ok . Don’t play with his hair unless he’s gonna sleep

- usually likes control in what you guys do for dates, but doesn’t care if you come up with plans sometimes

- he likes watching anime with you

- he gets kinda blushy and flustered.. quite a bit.. especially when you’re being touchy

- likes wearing your clothes, or you wearing his but it usually leads to more NSFW thoughts so I will not go too into that LOL

- big on cuddles, number one way to get him to be very touchy with you and affectionate

- likes putting his face in your neck when you cuddle, or when he’s feeling cuddly and affectionate in general

- when you cuddle he clings onto you like some koala

- when cuddling he tends to be more open and vulnerable so sometimes just vents about shit

- or like mumbles in your neck about how much he loves you and he’s sorry he doesn’t tell you it enough

- when you text him he gets all giddy and shit . All excited like “Omg haha what do they want”

- likes just listening to music with you and vibing

- cursed hc but he listens to blink-182 with you

- also . Yes bad at expressing himself at times but do not doubt his affections for you . You are quite literally his world and he will defend you through thick and thin

- touch is his love language now BTW . Kinda your fault tho :)

- tends to pay close attention to you, just little things he notices about you that even you don’t notice about yourself

- he’s not trying to be creepy promise he just likes looking at you

- which means though that he noticed your behaviors and habits

- and tends to copy them without meaning to

- like if you tend to say “like” a lot, guess what he says it a lot now.

- do you make specific hand movements when you talk? Well .. so does he now

- roxy is your guys number 1 shipper btw . They think you guys are just the cutest

- but absolutely teases tf out of dirk

- also Jane is the fucking “lesbian bullies gay man” meme but with you she’s like “hello sweetie honey baby Angel”

- Jake loves you guys too =)) he always asks dirk how you’re doin

- imagine a double date with John and Roxy. “I’m cold” “here you go Roxy! :)” “I’m cold too.” “Well damn y/n I can’t control the weather.”

- he is a good bf tho . Promise .

#dirk x reader #Dave x reader #dave strider x reader #dirk strider x reader #hs x reader #homestuck x reader #homestuck Dave x reader #homestuck dirk x reader

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nojey · 3 years

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finally

feral boys x streamer!reader (separate)

genre: fluff, crack

warning(s): none

synopsis: the feral boys finally meet their favorite streamers

dreamwastaken / clay

word count: 407

the day you met dream, you were on the phone with your best friend george, also known as georgenotfound

he was speedrunning on stream while you were on a discord call with him

his viewers knew who you were, not only because you were george’s best friend but also because you were a streamer too

you weren’t a big one but well known for how well you play battle box in mcc

george was about to end his stream after an unsuccessful speed run when he asked you something

“you know dream right?”

“yeah, of course, he’s one of your other best friends” you answered

“are you okay with me adding him to the call?” he asked you.

“uh sure, but aren’t you gonna end stream?”

“no, i will after this.” he giggled

“why? are you trying to embarrass one of us?” you asked him suspiciously.

“you don’t have to worry about that.”

you heard a ding from discord, indicating that someone joined your voice chat

“hello? dream?” george asked.

“george. why? why are you doing this to me?” dream asked.

“hi dream,” you smiled.

“uh, hi. hi (y/n).”

“george why did you add me to the call?” he asked george.

“well, i know how much you like watching their stream. and considering you’re both my best friends, why not introduce you! perfect right? anyways. i’m gonna end my stream now. let’s raid karl. and you two can talk to each other. bye now!” he left the call so now it was just you and dream in the vc

it really warmed your heart that someone with such a big platform liked watching your streams since it had been quite hard to gain a following since you started streaming

“hi dream,” you said once again

he sighed. “hi (y/n).” “i really didn’t want him to do that, i didn’t want this to be the first time we meet, you know. i just love watching your streams so much and i wanted it to, honestly, be in person. but you know, george does what he thinks he shou-”

“it’s okay dream, i’ve actually been looking forward to meeting you, considering you’re also one of george’s best friends. but i do agree, he does tend to do whatever he puts his mind to.”

after you calmed his nerves, his conversation skills skyrocketed and the conversations flowed very easily

you guys spent the rest of the night talking

georgenotfound / george

word count: 326

being a minecraft streamer and a hypebeast got you some recognition

you were a hypebeast model on instagram and when you had announced you started streaming minecraft on twitch you had grown pretty easily

it didn’t take you time before you were invited to join mcc

not just because you had a big following but because you were actually really good at playing

since you didn’t really know any other mc streamers you got placed in a group with people you had never met

their names were Ph1lzA, WilburSoot, and GeorgeNotFound

the first time you talked to them, they welcomed you with open arms and we so nice

“hi (y/s/n)! i’m philza but you can just call me phil,” he introduced.

“hi phil!” you responded.

“i’m wilbur, is this gonna be your first mcc?” wilbur asked.

“yeah, it is. i’m actually really nervous.” you laughed a bit, to get the nerves out.

“ah okay, well no worries. we were all beginners before. don’t worry about trying to score high, just have fun!” phil assured.

“we’re just waiting for one other person and we’ll get started on the practice.” phil continued.

“okie dokie,” you said. you put yourself on mute and wiped the sweat off your hands on your pants.

“hello, hello, sorry i’m late. had trouble starting the server.” you heard.

“well nice of you to join us george.” wilbur said.

“yeah, yeah. hi philza, hi wilbur, hi (y/s/n)- wait, (y/s/n)??” he stuttered

“hi george?,” you said softly.

“oh my god, i’ve watched your streams before, they’re really cool. i enjoy watching them.” he rambled.

you giggled

“well thank you,” you said, still giggling a little.

for the rest of the day you all practiced, everyone giving you pointers, but george watching carefully to make sure you understood the pointers you were getting

and if you didn’t then he knew to tell you which part you were kind of misunderstanding

sapnap

word count: 398

you met sapnap long before you became a streamer

you were a big fan of sapnap

and one day you ran into him in public

it was a short interaction but it really meant a lot to you

so you asked for a picture to remember the moment by

after you took the picture you said your goodbyes and you were extremely excited

a few weeks after than interaction you had made the decision to start streaming

you were thinking about becoming one for a long time and after meeting sapnap you made your decision

because you wanted to be the type of person sapnap was to you

and be a person someone looked up to and meet people that felt the way about you that you feel about sapnap

you’d been a streamer for a few months when you got a raid from sapnap himself

his viewers were suggesting he raided you so he did

you freaked out, you gained a small following and the fact that sapnap decided to raid you? amazed

but what you didn’t know was that he kept watching you

after he saw how appreciative you were he wanted to watch more and he got intrigued

so he followed you and started watching your streams almost every time you streamed whenever he wasn’t busy

after about 2 years of streaming you got a very big following

your supporters were stalking your twitter and found the picture of you and sapnap when you both met

they then began to repost it on twitter tagging the both of you

you saw it and replied, “LMAO i look so small. but big shoutout to sapnap for raiding me as a small streamer and making all this possible <3″

he saw your reply and his eyes went big

HE MET YOU BEFORE!??

he then proceeded to respond to your tweet, “we’ve met before??”

and it went back and forward

“yeah, it was before i was a streamer, we met at like.. the grocery store lol”

“i literally had no idea you were a fan of me”

“yup, i’ve been for the past 3 years”

“dude after i raided you i started watching your streams and you became my favorite streamer”

“well,, you’re still my favorite streamer ;)”

after that sapnap dmd you asking if you guys could meet in person again

and who could pass up that offer

karl jacobs

word count: 510

you and karl met at twitchcon

you had recently become a big streamer and this was your 2nd time going to twitchcon

1st time having a meet and greet

meeting your supporters meant so much to you

you finally get to give each of them a hug, and it may not be all of them but seeing this many people come out to meet you meant more than anyone could imagine

but being at twitchcon also meant you could meet your streamer friends

which made everything 10x more exciting

you decided to meet up with your friend, valkyrae and you guys were going to a creator party

when you finally got to see her you gave her a huge hug that lasted a while because it was the first time you were meeting in person

once you both reached the venue of where the party was being held you all met up with your other friends. you hadn’t met any of them in person but rae had

you saw sykkuno, lily, michael, toast, and a few other people and smiled really big, excited to see all of them

you finally got to them and pulled them into a group hug

“you guys!! oh my god it feels so good to finally meet all of you!” you said.

“it’s nice to meet you in person, (y/n).” sykkuno said smiling at you

you let go of the hug and remembered everyone else that they were with

“hi! i’m (y/s/n) but you can just call me (y/n),” you said with a smile.

“this is karl, poki, and scarra.” toast introduced.

you saw karl and poki whispering to each other while you got into a conversation with everyone else.

poki coughed and said, “hey guys! don’t we have to go to that thing, right? that thing.” hinting at something, looking between you and karl.

you’re pretty sure everyone caught on and they all agreed.

“oh yeah! that thing!”

“yeah, we should probably go!”

“yup, don’t wanna be late to that thing.”

you looked at them with an unimpressed look as they walked away, looking behind their shoulders to see you and karl standing there.

“hi, i’m-i’m karl, i’m sorry about that. i just told poki that you’re like literally my favorite streamer and i guess she wanted us to talk more? i don’t know, but it’s really nice to meet you.” karl said.

you laughed as you quickly understood your friends weird behavior

“yeah, you raided me a few times- thank you for that by the way. it helped me a lot in growing my fanbase and i don’t think i’d be where i am if you hadn’t raided me.” you smiled at him. he beamed and smiled back at you.

“yeah, no, it was no problem. like i said you’re literally my favorite streamer and being able to help you with that is absolutely insane to me.”

for the rest of the party, your friends could see both of you talking the night away

and maybe even dance together

quackity

word count: 428

finding out what to do for stream was kinda hard when pretty much all your friends were busy

but then you got a text from karl, asking if you wanted to play jackbox with him and a few friends

you accepted, knowing you wouldn’t have anything else to stream

in the lobby it would be you, karl, dream, sapnap and a few other people you didn’t know

when it was finally time to play, you started up your stream and introduced what you’d be playing that night

“hey guys, welcome welcome, welcome. today i’m gonna be playing jackbox with karl, dream, sapnap, and a few other of karls friends.”

you joined the vc and immediately heard a lot of boys talking very loudly

you let out a small, “hello?”

somehow everyone heard you and stopped talking

“(y/n)!” karl yelled out.

dream and sapnap let out a “hi, (y/n)” and you said hello back.

“hi everyone, i’m (y/s/n) but you all can call me (y/n)” you introduced yourself.

eveyrone else said hi and introduced themselves

you found out you were playing with quackity, wilbur, tommy, and techno too

during mad verse city karl was going against quackity and his rap went something like this

“you talk so weird, i’m gonna need translator, next time (y/n)’s here they’re gonna be a hater, because your big crush on them i’ll see ya later”

your mouth was wide open while all the boys started teasing quackity

“what the fuck! i don’t have a crush on them!”

quackity ended up losing that one.

after the game and you ended you stream you asked quackity to stay

“hi quackity,” you said, with an energetic voice

“... hey, (y/n)”

“sooo, was what karl said true?” you asked.

“mm not necessarily. it’s not that i have a crush on you. you’re.. just my favorite streamer and you know. this is the first time i’m meeting you and i was telling all of them that i’m nervous because i’ve never talked to you before and i think you’re a great streamer and that you put out really funny content and i didn’t wanna embarrass myself but. karl did that for me.” he rambled

you giggled

“i think that’s really cute. thank you for supporting me. you can dm me on twitter or discord if you ever wanna play sometime.” you told him and left the vc.

you then saw all the boys you were playing with pile into the vc and you could only imagine what they were talking about.

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washidashi · 2 years

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falls to the ground head in hands oh my god I'm so in love with Nick Kay House of Ashes

rambles in bullet points under the cut cuz I'm so tired from moving a lot today and I'm a mess so please bear with me if u decide to read it ahu <33

BUT LIKE....nick kay as a boyfriend....ue ue ue ue

NICK KAY AS YOUR BOYFRIEND COME ON!!!

yes I Know Jason is good enough

yes I am Aware Salim would make a fantastic significant other

yes it is canon that Eric is. a Husband

but let me rot over Nick today ok!! 💥💥💥

it's so funny that one of the starting character traits in his intro is romantic lmao

you just know he's Hella romantic with the dates and how he'll treat you! 💖💖💖

mmm it's not that I want to say that he'd be a living doormat for you but more of that he'll do whatever he can to make sure that a majority of your needs are satisfied!

obviously he values honesty in a relationship. That "no one's giving it to me straight" line got to me somehow and made me think that what he wanted there also applies in having a relationship with him 🤔

uhh man this all sounds so generic when describing '[x] as your boyfriend' but like, idk! Nick just seems so warm and approachable and if I fell underground with the group I would probably trust him and/or Salim with my life first KJDSFNKSDJFSD 🤪

ok anyways that man's super sweet and throws the cheesiest one-liners/pick-up lines at you and would always try to make you smile or laugh or have you (affectionately) roll your eyes

but other times he can just be a doof and sometimes not understand you or your feelings or whenever you're going through something and so he has to do a ✨group huddle✨ with the boys to discuss his next best move idk I like to think this man isn't perfect and can't think of solutions to problems right away but he's trying his best to work on that!!!

uhh what else what else before i completely shut down for the night

love language he wants to receive is quality time and words of affirmation. Spending whatever time he has with you away from marine duties or being deployed is something he really cherishes. Tell him he's doing great and that you appreciate all that he does and his heart is yours forever and ever amen 😌🙏

mmm depending on the person he's with the love language he'll give maaaayyy differ but I like to think that he'll often do acts of service and physical touch! If you need help with lifting bags or heavy stuff he's right there !!! If you need cuddles or hugs after a long day he's got his buff arms ready for a long cuddle session 💪🤗 >:-]]

BIG SPOON BIG SPOON just. likes to feel safe with you wrapped up in his arms as you both drift off to sleep. If he ever has nightmares the weight of your body may help ground himself or so and remind himself that you're here and you're safe with him

man snores i just KNOW IT BAHAHA up to you if you'll make fun of him for it or use it as your personal sleep machine but yeah he defo snores hehehe <333

I get the reason why his character in-game is just not as good as compared to let's say the character development of Jason or the overall nature of Salim being the group's voice of reason, but MAN,.,,i just wanna think that SMG did him dirty <///3 BAHAHAHJSDHFKHSDF 🥶👉👈

I DON'T KNOW maybe I'm insane and think that there really is nothing there but like....Nick DOES have character. He's guilty over what he's done at the checkpoint, he has his limits esp. when your relationship with Rachel in the game is sour, and he willingly volunteered to plant the bombs and possibly face a gruesome death by the hands claws of unknown creatures

idk just give him a chance!!! or not and let me (and the 5 other people here who like him) have him to ourselves hsjdfhksdf or just perceive him for 5 minutes idk!!!

sis is in her nick brainrot era 🥴🥴🥴 please forgive me lmao but yeah thanks for coming to my ted talk the path to the exits are highlighted please make your way out of here safely and never look back ever again cuz I probably won't lmao this is embarrassing *crawls away*

#nick kay #that's it that's the tag #HAHAHAH jk i AM gonna use the hoa tag i'm feeling impulsive and stupid tonight!#in the mood to get embarrassed <3333 #house of ashes #washidashi rambles

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gummygowon · 3 years

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cute relationship things with ateez!

genre: fluff (a lot)

warnings: none :)

established relationship!

a/n: i meant to post this like two weeks ago but i never finished it so consider this an early valentine’s day gift <3 ;)

seonghwa:

for some reason, i feel like seonghwa likes to read books

with that being said, on lazy days where you guys didn’t want to get up and do anything

you guys would read books !!!

before you guys would read some were recommendations from each other on your own

and then maybe rant to each other over little details about the book like how the main character went back to their toxic ex or how the ending of a book was so bad

“seonghwa, how did you even read this?!? the stupid ass main character keeps going back to that one jerk! like does she not realize she deserves more than his ugly ass???!!!?”

“y/n, just keep reading.”

“but hwa-”

turns out the main character got with the other woman yayyyyy!!! fuck shitty men

i don’t know how it happened but you guys started your own little book club with each other

so you guys could finally talk rant together at the same time about the book

so since you guys started to read the same book and if you guys found down time together you would read together

like, imagine it’s a peaceful friday night

seonghwa is back from work and so are you

you guys already showered and ate dinner

you’re just reading and then seonghwa just scoops you up and then puts you in between his legs with your back against his chest

and you’re like “wtf bro?”

and he’s just like, “what? i wanna read too???”

“didn’t you like read ahead tho??”

“yeah, but i wanna read it again.”

that was a fatass lie

he just wanted to be close to you

hongjoong:

ok so, we all know that this man is hella busy all the time

mans is the leader, song writer, producer, dancer, rapper (which is why he is good at all positions)

but you were patient with him and whenever he goes days without seeing you due to his busy ass schedule he would make it up to you yk what i mean

but on the more chill days when you saw hongjoong or even the days where he was cooped in his studio (you would visit him there because sometimes you just had to see him)

you guys would just lay on the couch, just enjoying each other’s presence and not feel like you have to make up for lost time

you would be on the bottom on your phone or reading a magazine/book

then hongjoong would be at the top with his head on your stomach as he would be writing down lyrics that came to mind

killing two birds with one stone you feel me

sometimes you would show him a funny meme that you found or quote something that you just read to him

“hongjoong, look at the way he fell!” you would be dying of laughter

and then he wouldn’t notice because he was really roped into making lyrics

but you also didn’t see him focusing so much because you were of course laughing at the kid that accidentally got bitchslapped off the couch because of their sibling

“joongie look!!!”

“what is it?”

you would then show him what happened and then he would look at with that “you really interrupted me for this??” type of look

“i just lost my train of thought for this song because you wanted to show me this kid falling off of a couch???”

“yes?”

he would just bring a hand to his face and think what tf? why tf? and then slowly start laughing because of what just happened

“see, wasn’t it funny?”

“a child getting hurt isn’t funny, y/n” he would laugh while scolding you

yunho:

yunho powers im sorry for this one

alright so, it’s night time

you guys are about to go to bed after a long day or work/school whatever

your eyes are fluttering closed because the day got you beat beat

but then yunho just kisses your face

and then you open your eyes slowly again to see yunho look like he just got caught doing something he wasn’t supposed to do

like imagine a kid that just got caught drawing on the walls

that’s what his face would look like

he’s just laying there like “i thought you were asleep...”

“i was just about to...”

yunho feels lowkey guilty now because you’re awake now and he knows you had a long day

he just couldn’t resist kissing you

you just looked so pretty and peaceful sleeping

mans was reminded by the universe themself about how lucky he was being able to date you

like, godamn what did he do in his past life to deserve you?

ok, back to this reaction idea thing-

yunho would apologize for waking you up with his cheeks a nice rosy color

you just look at him with tired eyes

“i’ll forgive you, if you give me more kisses.”

and yunho’s smile just lights up the whole damn room and he’s like oh? say less

so he goes to kissing your face

like all over

your nose

your cheeks

forehead

basically anywhere ok?

and you end up laughing because it tickles

but you just want him to kiss your lips which he does

... eventually lmao

but when he does your still laughing which causes him to laugh

he tells you “i love you, did you know that?”

and you get all flustered and shit but you still keep that playful energy around

“i love you too, but you aren’t forgiven just yet”

which leads to more kisses :))))

yeosang:

ok so you’re now the busy one

yeosang has so much respect for you because holy shit how do you balance that busy ass schedule of yours

your homework loads were no jokes

then to add to that you have a job which was even more stressful

it was amazing how you can manage all that and still keep a smile on your face

you also had major respect for yeosang as an idol

the industry was not a place to fuck around

you couldn’t be happier that your boyfriend was lucky enough to have a group who actually cared and supported each other

speaking of ateez, yeosang isn’t the most touchy person in the world

you didn’t mind of course, you’re the same way

however, when he did give you cuddles and kisses you would be a blushing mess

a sort of rare sight that yeosang loved to see

anyways, one night you were busy writing those argumentative essays that you were sure that your fingers would fall off by the time you were finished

you were working on it ever since you got home from school (with the occasional food and bathroom breaks )to the time when yeosang came back from practice

you moved to your shared bed by the time the sweaty boy came home and he was surprised that you were working on one subject for so long

the stupid piece was almost finished by the time yeosang was out of the shower

however, you didn’t even notice

you were too immersed in your writing to notice

yeosang took this as an opportunity to sit behind you and wrap his arms around your waist and watch over your shoulder as you worked

and of course, he would kiss your cheek occasionally

this was super sweet gesture but yeosang but you didn’t the notice that he wrapped his arms around you

“ai yah! what the hell?” you yelled and turned around to see your boyfriend clutching his chest

“oh it’s just you.”

yeosang would give you a deadpanned look and be like, “yeah, who else tf???”

you would apologize and kissing his cheek before returning to back to work

which yeosang would return to hugging your waist and keep his head on your shoulder

and give you occasional kisses on your cheek or neck

after that night, it became a weekly occurrence

which you loved of course, who wouldn’t love their bf cuddling them while they chased their bag

san:

i am very excited for this one

ok so, san loves playing with your hair

it’s just so much fun

running his fingers through it or just attempting to braid it or put it into a tiny ponytail

he loved it

he would probably always play with your while you were watching tv together, sitting together in the car, or even before you guys fall asleep

then one day after san came home early from work

you guys were chilling on the bed watching the latest k-drama that came out since san made you wait so you guys could watch it together

san was in between your legs with his back leaning against your chest

and that’s when you decided to run your fingers through his soft, fluffy hair

that’s also when san asked you to braid his hair

“sure, what type of braid though?”

“there’s different kinds????”

“yes, san. now pick one.” you gave him your phone that was pulled up to different types braids.

“i want the french ones. they sound fancy.”

you roll your eyes and start sectioning his hair into two sections and start braiding his hair and lightly pull on the pink strands because you know san likes his hair pulled

so you doing his hair right

and you begin rambling about your day/week

talking about whatever interesting happened to you because you know that san likes hearing you talk no matter what it’s about

however, you were knee deep into talking about the latest drama at work that you didn’t even realize that san stopped talking

“san?”

he didn’t answer and his head would be dipping down so low you were surprised you didn’t fall over

“baby?”

san still wouldn’t respond to you

but this time he just flipped over so his head would be on your stomach as he wrapped your arms around your stomach

“mmmmmmm?”

“nevermind love, just sleep.”

he would respond by burying his head further into your stomach and tightened his hold around you

you kissed his head and ran your fingers through his hair which lulled san to sleep even more

“goodnight sannie.”

mingi:

you have been best friends with song mingi ever since you moved into the tiny neighborhood that you call home

it all started when your parents brought you over to your next door neighbor’s house for breakfast on a cold saturday morning

you were extremely shy when you were little so the only thing you could remember about your first experience with mingi was hiding behind your mother’s leg for the first hour of being there and watching the young boy play with his toy cars and planes before he finally offered a pirate ship to you

ever since that unforgettable saturday, you pretty much spent the rest of your childhood with mingi

you guys were practically joined at the hip

even when you were getting endlessly teased by your classmates for the first month of school for having an accent whenever you spoke

which resulted in you running to the bathroom crying

not even a minute later, you heard someone burst through the girls’ bathrrom

“y/n?”

you peaked your head out of the stall to see your tall neighbor looking out of breath

“mingi, you aren’t supposed to be here!” you said in between sobs

“it’s okay, i don’t care.” he said as he awkwardly wrapped his arms around you. “are you okay?”

you shook your head no looking at him with tears running down your face

the poor boy was internally freaking out since he has no clue on how to comfort people (especially if they’re a girl)

he was like eight at the time give him a little break

so of course, his first reaction was to make you laugh somehow

and he did this by randomly recreating the “boots and cats, boots and cats” rhythm after seeing siri do it in a youtube video and started to bop his head

surprised by his sudden movements, you laughed out of pure confusion

as soon as mingi saw the corner of your lips flip upwards he began rapping faster to the point where he was gasping for breath leading him into a coughing fit

“mingi you can breathe, y’know!” you giggled in between words

after the young boy had caught his breath from hacking away at his lungs, he smiled at you

until- the teacher had came into the bathroom, scolding mingi for going into the girls’ restroom

even though mingi didn’t care at all that he got in trouble, the only thing he cared about was that you were feeling better

ever since then whenever you were sad or having a bad day mingi would whip out his phone and ask siri to rap while he free-styled over the monotone voice

he literally still does it

even two years into your relationship-

“siri, can you rap for me?” mingi would ask his phone as he pointed his free arm at you

“boots and cats-”

“mingi, please no.” you laughed in between tears, your mood rising with every beat

wooyoung:

i wholeheartedly believe that wooyoung would kiss you face if you were sad

but the first time this happened, you guys were still fairly new into your relationship

which meant that you weren’t completely ready to be extremely vulnerable around wooyoung

because in your mind, letting someone see you at your lowest lows of means that you really trust and love someone to let them see you like that

you always wanted to be known as the strong person in the friend group

you were that glue that held everyone together

always listening to others and taking care of others before yourself

which is why wooyoung fell in love with you in the first place

he had never been in a relationship where someone was so caring and thoughtful of others that he was scared that he wouldn’t be enough for you and that you deserved better

of course, he didn’t tell you that right away but he confessed to you about that wayyy later in your relationship which is another story to be told

but one day, life was coming at you so fucking fast

assignments were piling up left and right and deadlines were literally every other day

and then there seemed to be an increase in the amount of angry karens at your work

and your patience was thinning everyday with those people

then to top it all off, all the tests you’ve been studying for, you got mediocre grades, some even worse in other subjects

it just felt like no matter how much work you put into whatever you do, you got half ass results

it was just pushing your mental health further into the ground

you could handle a C every once in awhile but multiple? on back to back tests? no fucking way you just couldn’t

those stupid, dark thoughts would cloud your mind in an instant and on days like this, you would just let them consume you

you were too tired to pick yourself up again and fight back which led to you crying in wooyoung’s arms

usually, you would feel so embarrassed crying over things like this when you know other people have it worse but you couldn’t hold in it anymore

you ranted about yourself in between your hiccups from crying which would hurt wooyoung’s heart a little bit

because he thought of you as such a strong and kind person- the complete opposite of what you were saying about yourself

so when you were done talking, wooyoung made you look at him and assured you that you were not any of those nasty things that you said about yourself

each insult turned into a thoughtful compliment accompanied by a kiss

“y/n, you are so intelligent-”

kiss

“caring-”

kiss

“beautiful-”

kiss

“more than everything i ever wanted”

kiss

by the time wooyoung was done, you were a giggling mess

“and this is why i love you.”

he finally kissed you on your lips, smiling into it like the dork he is

it was the first ever time he told you that he loved you

jongho:

i am also a firm believer that jongho would sing his s/o to sleep

like with that heavenly voice of his, he better put them to sleep

so on the first night you ever slept with jongho, you were too nervous to go to bed even though your body was screaming at you to close your eyes

you kept tossing and turning every few minutes or your eyes would shoot open with your heart racing

at this point, you gave up on trying to sleep and got up (carefully to not wake up your sleeping boyfriend) to get a drink

while you were in the kitchen, clutching your chest in an effort to get yourself to calm down, jongho had stirred awake to an empty bed

a flash of panic surged through his body as he momentarily forgot where he was since he wasn’t at his dorm his room never looked this clean

yawning, the vocalist would wander into the light with his eyes squinted, “y/n?”

“oh my god!” you jumped, water almost spilling out your glass

jongho covered his ears, “what are you doing up?”

“oh,” you felt your cheeks turn red since you felt bad for waking your boyfriend up. “i can’t sleep.”

“why?” he asked, walking towards the couch.

“i don’t know.” you answered as you followed close behind.

you curled up next to jongho, clutching his shirt “i’m sorry for waking you up.”

jongho smiled tiredly at you before kissing your head, “don’t be. it’s okay. i don’t have work tomorrow anyways.”

you smiled in response before the two of you guys fell into a silence

“do you want me to sing you to sleep?”

“yes, please.” you murmured into his side as jongho placed his other arm around you, successfully trapping you in between his arms

he began singing softly into your ear as he stroked your hair

his warm voice coaxing your eyes to close

at last, your mind was at peace with itself

your heart beat slowing down

and by the time the song was finished you were fast asleep in arms

jongho kissed your forehead once more

“i love you.”

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skzfairies · 3 years

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sooyoung’s relationship with nct dream!

✿ mark

he was actually the first one to introduce himself to her in the dreamies

he was really sweet towards her but wasn’t like, over the top, he was kinda chill yk

and that just made her feel so comfortable because she had so many worries about joining nct dream as a girl, she knew monique would also be there, but they weren’t in the same unit so it was very nerve racking for sooyoung

and this girl was like, 15 and she was being thrown into debut suddenly with a bunch of boys, and it was very overwhelming

but mark assured her that it was all okay, and that everyone wanted her there, and that she deserved to be here

if she was ever having any problems with anything, he would always try his best to help her out, or direct her to someone he knew would help her

and now they are the bestest friends, sooyoung admitted that out of the members he feels like an older brother the most to her :D

their always goofing off or messing around, but not like bouncing off the walls together, they just make jokes to each other and burst out laughing

they have so so many inside jokes omg

and whenever they randomly make eye contact, they would always burst out laughing, they literally can NOT be serious around each other ....

mark is basically the reason she knows so much english 😭 she literally just repeats whatever he says and then studies it later....that’s basically how she learned lmaooooo

✿ renjun

renjun ALWAYS clowns her, like she could just be breathing and he would make fun of her (all jokes ok he loves her)

and she’s just like .... did i ask

but she always gets him back :D

she doesn’t roast him, but rather she EMBARRASSES him

if renjun teased her a lot in a video that was uploaded fhat day, she would go on vlive and tell a VERY embarrassing story of renjun and go in COMPLETE detail and then she’s done she’s like “how are you guyssss?”

once renjun saw that she was doing that and he went to where ever she was and complained about it and she just laughed at him while he was begging her to stop 😭

they love each other i promise

they also play fight a lot, like they could just randomly be hanging out in the living room and they would just randomly start fighting each other until they called a truce

sooyoung always wins ☺️, you gotta learn a few tricks if you spend the majority of your time with seven boys

also, when sooyoung got confindent and comfortable with speaking some mandarin, she randomly started speaking it renjun

and he was SO touched like 🤞 he was in shock he was like “when did you- how- what?” and she was just like “ i wanted to learn some so i can talk to you and chenle, i don’t know much but it’s a start!”

and renjun just hugged her, he didn’t know what to say and he was like I LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH

no bcuz sooyoung literally deserves the world okay shes so sweet

and renjun would teach her and help her practice when he saw her studying and they just have little conversations with each other in mandarin, and it’s so cute hehe

oh yeah stargazing is a thing for them heeh, when neither of them can sleep because their stressed or it’s just not happening, they both go outside and attempt to watch the stars, even if you can barely see them since their in the city :/

✿ jeno

GAMING BESTIES

they stay up so late playing games whenever they are off and always regret it in the mornings 😭

when she first started playing games w him she was rlly bad and jeno would always beat her and he was SO SMUG ABOUT IT and he was like “haha loser💪”

and sooyoung being the hard worker she is, she practiced her gaming skills for a few months and watched a ton of vids and jeno would ask her to game and she was like “no, not yet.” “i’m kidding your not a loser!” “i’m not playing w u until i can beat ur ass!”

and then a few months later she finally asked him to play

and jeno was like YAY ☺️☺️

and he kept on hyping himself up,,, and then sooyoung beat him

she ended up beating him 4/6 times they played 🤞

JENO WAS SO SHOCKED

HE WAS SO HEARTBROKEN

and sooyoung was just like :))) it’s okay jeno, maybe next time!” and she skipped out of his room happily while jeno was still like :0

he sat there in shock for awhile...

song writing besties 🤞

he actually helped her a lot when she was first learning, and when she completed her lyrics she had him check them over

same for him, she would always read over his lyrics he written, and sometimes she recorded a guide for him !

they always bounce ideas off of each other whenever their stuck, and then their like “damn we rlly are big brain 🤞”

OHHHH SHE MET HIS CATS ONCE

she fell in love with them, and his cats were instantly drawn to her

jeno has like 100 pictures of her w his cats he’s like :)) my childern

after meeting them sooyoung wont stop asking for asking for pictures of them or asking if their okay 😭

jenos like “do you love my cats more than me?“ and shes like “YUP:D”

✿ haechan

oh my gosh someone seperate them

these two are so chaotic omg

they are always coming at everyone’s throats omg

they roast the shit out of everyone 😭😭

whenever they are together there’s always loud laughing, BECAUSE HAECHAN IS JUST SO FUNNY OK

completly random but they look so cute and pretty sitting next to each other :D

haechan does tease her, but it’s not as much as the other members and she’s like :) “i’m special”

he’s always hugging on her and she either has two reactions:

if she’s sleepy and haechan throws himself on her she’s like ??? who tf is on me ??? and she looks so confused while haechan is moving around on her to get comfy and hes lowkey screaming and shes like 😳 i just woke up, and then she just goes back to sleep

if she’s wide awake she will scream and laugh and jokingly push haechan off of her until she gives up and just hugs back onto him, and she pats his head and goes “haechannie, your so cute :) i love you!“

its kinda a suprise that he’s older than her because he acts SO CUTE AROUND HER

and normally sooyoung would judge tf iut of u if you acted cute around her but wirh haechan she gets SO SOFT

like internally screams with haechan looks at her with a soft expression on his face because HE IS JUST SO CUTE AWH

another gaming duo <3

although it’s harder to beat haechan for her 😭😭

she’s only beat him like 5 times of the 6 years she’s known him 🤞

they also stay up late together, like they’ll be facetiming and they will litwrally just talk about ANYTHING and laugh their asses off

he lets her ramble about the random facts that she knows or the show she has been watching and jes just like :D your so cute, even if she repeated the same thing 2828 times or is not making any sense at all

haechan and sooyoung are so soft for each other 🤞

but they also arent afraid to roast tf out of each other 💪

✿ jaemin

these two are the sweetest omg

like they are SO CLOSE

and they are always together omg

like they always hang out in either one of their rooms and chill, it’s mostly her room tho because she complains about jaemins bed 😳

jisung feels like jaemin is his roomie too because he’s in there so much :0

dw sooyoung and jaemin are considerate 🤞

if jisung is sleeping and they wanna have a deep ass talk then jaemin will drags her to his room, because lets say jeno is a heavy sleeper (idk if he is but lets just say he is ☺️)

they are ALWAYS cuddling, like whenever she walked infront of his and he is sitting down, he’ll pull her to either sit next to him or his lap, it depends if cameras are around 🤞 and then once she’s sitting he’ll wrap his arms around her and just cuddle until they get uncomfortable lmao 😭

sooyoung will not fall asleep on any other member but jaemin, it’s just a thing idk, not that she’s not comfortable with the other members she just prefers to cuddle w jaemin since they cuddle so much hehehehe

whenever they are out walking in the streets and she’s tired she’ll grab onto jaemin’s shirt and he just down at her like :0 oh my god your so cute i just wanna protect ☺️, and he just puts his arm around her shoulder while she holds onto him :( i love them their relationship is so soft

ohhhhh jaemin made her go bike riding w him one day and she felt like she was going to DIE, her legs were so sore afterwards but jaemin was semi fine, and she was just like 😡i hate you.

she always asks jaemin to edit her photos for her, cuz she doesn’t know how hmph, and jaemin offered to teach her so she was like ☺️ okay so she sat in a chair next to him, and she ended up falling asleep.... whoops

jaemin was like “so you just do this to remove any- sooyoung?” and he looked down and sooyoung had her head against her knees, and she was OUT, like jaemin tried everything to wake her, so he ended up having to pick her up and put her on his bed while he finished editing her pictures 🤞

best boy jaemin YUP

i could write for AGES about them because i just love their relationship so so so much but all you guys need to know in summary is that they are such a soft friendship, they can always be seen cuddling together, they talk about almost everything, and their just besties :D

✿ chenle

01 liner babe’s yup !

they were close before debuting because they were close in age, and when they found out they were debuting they were like YESSS I KNOW YOU 😟😟

they call themselves twins hehe, even if they aren’t even born in the same month 😭

if they say they are twins, they are twins.

HIGH PITCHED LAUGH DUO YUP

sooyoung also has a higher pitched laughed, so whenever they laugh, it’s VERY high pitched

also they love to randomly harmonize?

like they could just be sitting in the waiting room and then they would just sing in harmony and then go back to whatever they were doing :0

ohhhh and they LOVE doing tik toks together

they will do covers of dances together or those silly duo ones and it’s so FUNNY because they are both so chaotic and it’s so cute

they really killing everyone w their cuteness 😭😭😭

he was also so shocked when she spoke mandarin to him, even if it was just a little bit and kinda awkward because she had just been studying to for a few months (she started studying it in january 2021!) and he was like 😟😄😄

he also gave her a big hug but he was way more entergetic than renjun, he shook her back and forth and yelled in her ear, NOT ON OURPOSE

he was just excited 🤞🤞

ohhhh they also post lil duets together :D and it’s so CUTE

like their both bare faced in a dim lit vocal room and one of them is playing the piano, and they just sing, and it’s so raw and beautiful, OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM

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✿ jisung

at first he was kinda shy around her, since hes normally shy around new people

and sooyoung was like, i understand, but shes an extrovert so she tried her hardest to be friends with everyone and talk to everyone, and jisung was like ???? how are you so talkative ???

the first thing he ever said to her was “your shirt’s cool, i like shinee subaenim too!” and it was really quiet and sooyoung was like “thanks ☺️”.

she was wearing a shinee tshirt btw, she’s a big shawol 🤭

they eventually got close though, i mean your bound to be when your with them all day yk

but sooyoung was so soft and gentle w him and reassuring him that it’s okay that hes a lil shy and he just felt comfortable around her, even if it was kinda hard to have conversations

now their inseparable!

she always laughs whenever he breaks something, but she always grabs it and sees if she can fix it for him, while laughing

for the first few years of their debut jisung was like her lil bro, she would always tease him or fool around him

and now its the reverse 😭

jisung always roast her or teases her, and it’s so subtle she would just laugh whenever he said something and then after awhile she realizes what he just said so she’s like ... ☺️😟😳😕

shes like wHAT HAPPENED TO MY LIL BRO

jisung always pats her head when she has her mouth open after he teases her, and is like “hehe, love u”

“sure you do jisung, sure you do.”

she gets him back by blasting twice or shinee and dancing on her bed until jisung gets out of bed and turns it off 😭

she never does that when he’s sleeping because she doesn’t actually wanna make him mad 😭

they have never fought and she’s not willing to loose that streak

jisung compared their hand size once and it litteraly made sooyoungs hands look like a baby hand and she was like ... i hate it here

now he always asks for a high five and then he laughs because of the size difference

and she gets SO MAD

“STOP DOING THATTTTT, ITS NOT FUNNY”

“stop falling for it 🤷‍♂️”

“hOLD ME BACK.”

jaemin actually had to hold her back from running after him after he teased her

not that she would hurt jisung....she would just hit him a few times

jaemin scolds her for fighting the members he’s like “we do not condone violence in this household!”

then she goes “condone violence my ass! just let me flick him.”

jaemin doesn’t let her flick him 😭😭

she does it before jisung goes to sleep tho 💪

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xseaxwitchxkpop · 3 years

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Have Your Cake and Eat It, Too

Yeah, I had no other idea for a title, lmao. Anyway this is part one of a two or three part series. I wanted to break it up because some people want a lead up to smut and some people do not. So this is like a lead up and part two will be the actual smut and a lot longer than this one. Alrighty, enough of my rambling.

Part Two // Part Three

Disclaimer: Everything is consensual, contains mommy kink, fem!reader, dom!reader, dom!Yunho, sub!San, tall!reader, clear communication is always key

Requested: NO

Group: ATEEZ -- San, Yunho

Word Count: 1,637

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You were laying in the bed, San cuddled up under your chin and head nestled in your breasts while you pet his head and played with the hair on the back of his neck. He let out a sigh of content as you two basked in the comfortable silence after a relatively light sex session of stress relieve. You and San were friends with benefits, this arrangement starting about four months ago when he expressed interest in wanting to be dominated by a woman and trusting you to put it into action. “Sweetheart?” you whisper quietly, continuing to pet his head. He met you with a hum and burrowed himself further into your breasts, tightening his grip around your midsection, finding comfort in the protruding tummy you hated, which always broke his heart. “Do you have any wishes for your birthday? It’s a month away and while I like to think I know you well, I want to know what you want,” you asked him, anticipating his typical answer that consisted of nonchalance.There was a beat of silence before he mumbled out, “Whatever you think is best, mommy.”

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A couple of days later, you contacted Yunho, knowing that San was close with him and Yunho being one of like four of the members you have an actual friendship with; he also knows about your arrangement with San because San has a tendency to overshare when he’s delusionally tired.

“Hey, Yunho, it’s Y/N. I need to know if San said anything to you about what he would want for his birthday...he hasn’t been direct with me. Call me when you have the time and are not within earshot of San.” You hung up after, hoping that when Yunho called you after the group’s practice session that he would have a definitive answer for you because you wanted to spoil San but weren’t sure how to go about doing that.

You returned to eating your sandwich, trying to eat relatively fast but not choke as you only had 15 minutes left of lunch and with it getting close to rush hour, you might not even have five minutes left.

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A random TV show was playing on your TV and you were scrolling through social media on your cell when Yunho finally called you back around 7pm, and the conversation did not go to a place you anticipated at all.You pressed the green phone and put him on speaker as you turned off the TV.

“Yah, Yunho. You have an answer for me?”The man on the other side of the phone call hesitated a moment before letting out a nervous chuckle. “I don’t want to suggest anything bad, or at least, I don’t want to make you uncomfortable and overstep any boundaries between you and me. But uh….hmm….there is something he mentioned to me quite a while ago.”

You cocked your eyebrow, nervous and yet incredibly curious to where exactly Yunho was going with his answer. “Go on,” you responded. You could already imagine the blush dusting his cheeks and his hand hiding his mouth, the usual for when he gets nervous about anything.

“Well, ah, Sannie and I...hmm…” He stopped, debating if he should go on or if he should stop, especially because he had no idea how you would react and didn’t want to ruin the good thing he had with you. He wasn’t romantically interested in you, but he definitely was interested sexually; the problem was that both you and him are dominants and that would not play out very well in the bedroom with just the two of you...unless…

Fuck it. “Sannie has told me a couple of times that he wanted to try a threesome sometime...with two dominants. And, hmm, him and I have fooled around a few times and considering that...I wanna propose that maybe we can give him that?” Yunho ended on an unsure note, hoping that you would not react with outrage or get mad at him or anything else.

Your side of the line stayed silent, processing what Yunho just told you. San wanted a threesome...you were a dominant and Yunho was an incredibly attractive man who also happened to be dominant, a problem you realized when you found out he was such because you wanted to fuck him, too. This really did offer the perfect solution for the both of you.

“Alright, if you’re proposing that you and I fuck San’s brains out in the way he wants, we can also have fun with each other. I’m down,” you managed to tell him nonchalantly. Yunho breathed a sigh of relief.

“However,” you continued, in which he tensed up again, “I’m the one in charge, not you.” Yes, this was a jealous and competitive streak coming out, but you didn’t care. You also saw this as an opportunity to be a hard dom, something you don’t do often and part of the reason San went to you when he discovered his femdomme kink.

Yunho was intrigued by this part of the response and found it amusing. “How about I come over with food and we talk about it further before talking about it with San?” he asked, not being able to wait to make plans and discuss things because his puppy-like excitement wouldn’t let him. You laughed, adoring his impatience and agreed to him coming over with food.

That night was an extensive discussion of how to talk about it to San and what kinks you two are open to what were hard nos.

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About a week before his birthday is when you and Yunho agreed to talk to San about the whole ordeal. About two weeks went by and in those two weeks, both of you were giddy with anticipation, nervous with uncertainty, and both doing loads of research about threesomes since it would be everyone’s first time in an orgy.

The day came and the plan was that Yunho was to bring San to your apartment and talk about it simply. However, you felt the need to include food as a comfort for both you and San as a way to ease any nerves that may arise.

The boys came by later in the early evening after practice and after you got off of work. Each of you settled around your coffee table, dishes and soju sitting on the table, waiting to be touched.

San looked at you and said, “Yunho said you wanted to talk to me about something and he wouldn’t tell me what; is everything okay?”

He looked at you with genuine concern and that hurt you a little but also annoyed you because Yunho was being his usual mischievous self. You looked at the male in question who smirked at you through his mouthful of black bean noodles, intentionally making you the one to start the conversation.

You turned your attention back to the shorted male, eyes still fixated on you in concern. “No, Sannie, nothing is wrong,” you reply, giving him a minute to relax before continuing. “Yunho and I talked about what I should get you for your birthday and we agreed to actually team up for your present from us.”

“Y/N, if it’s expensive Yunho should pay for it...he has enough money to,” San said jokingly, a slight chuckle leaving his lips as he proceeded to stuff his mouth with the meat you bought just for him.

A sigh left your lips before you forced yourself to answer, considering that Yunho was still doing everything in his power to not talk. You knew a part of this was because you demanded to be the one “in charge” and you hated how sneaky he could be.

So you decided to just bite the bullet. “No, San, I mean that Yunho and I want to have a threesome with you, if you’ll let us.”

The male stopped chewing for a moment, a little surprised by what you just said. He eyed you up and down, then turned his attention to Yunho and eyed him up and down, then turned back to you and hummed.

He finished chewing the food in his mouth, then swallowed, considering something for a moment. The room felt tense, but not in a bad way, holding its breath for San’s answer and contributing to your growing anxiety. The smaller male’s face split into a big smile, looking excitedly between you and Yunho. “You really want to?” he asked, hiding nothing about how he felt being asked this.

However, that was not the reaction you and Yunho were anticipating, but it was the best that could happen.

Now it was Yunho’s turn to answer. “Yes, Sannie. We didn’t really know how else to ask and I know you mentioned it a couple times and I figured since you trust us, it seemed an obvious perfect gift and a perfect time to do it.” Yunho sheepishly scratched behind his head, looking at San with a mix of embarrassment and nervousness.

You were taken aback in a good way, and now that you had nothing to worry about in terms of acceptance or denial, you wanted to get to setting boundaries and laying out the kinks with San involved. Low and behold, you whipped out a small notebook and pen you had hidden behind a throw pillow just in case it did go well.

Yunho looked at you and cocked an eyebrow, an amused smile dancing on his lips. “I guess we talk about what that night should entail, then.” The three of you let out soft giggles and continued to eat and drink into the night, the boys leaving after the discussion and helping clean, and you, going to bed but getting hardly any sleep out of excitement.

#ateez #lemon hours #fem!reader #plussize!reader #tall!reader #dom!reader #sub!idol #sub!ateez #sub!san #dom!yunho

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jaeheewillalwaysbemyfav · 3 years

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so since you're gonna do the avatar!mc au with the entities you think each brother would fear the most (SO excited for that btw, my friend can attest to the fact that i've basically been rambling about tma x om nonstop since the first post you made that put the two together), i'd love to hear your thoughts on which entity each brother would *be* an avatar of, if you're cool with sharing! personally i love the ideas of specifically vast!levi and dark!belphie but i'd love to hear your takes on the concept! <3

So because of how time works, despite receiving this ask on July 12, by the time you see this it’ll be August! So the entire Avatar!MC series should be out by now, which I hope you will/have enjoy/ed. I wholeheartedly agree with the concept of Vast! Levi, which I’ve talked about before (as you know ;) ), but I will happily ramble about it again!

These aren’t gonna be short fics though bc I do Yearn to save that energy for The Longfic, which is still in the planning stages because a) I can’t pick a timeline, and b) trying to match up the timelines of Obey Me and TMA is hard, especially when I tend to have a violent disrespect for actually paying attention to the timing of plot events in both. I already fucked up a part of the plotting because I forgot the order we get pacts with the brothers lmao

Content warnings: Mentions/allusions to tma-typical Spookies, yet another installation of my Cursed Crossover idea, lengthy debates about what makes someone choose to become an avatar of fear, spoilers for Lesson 16+ of Obey Me and S5 of TMA

What Entity Do I Think The Brothers Would Serve? (Cursed TMA x Obey Me Crossover)

Lucifer

So I put him as falling victim to the Eye/Beholding bc of his whole thing about Secrets and Pride being about wanting control over your own image

And he does have a creepy tendency in canon to always know when his brothers are up to some Dumb Shit

BUT! You know what we see in Lucifer’s character that we see in a certain Entity?

A simultaneous manipulation of others and submission to being manipulated by a higher power

That’s right, I think Luci would be a Web avatar

But Winter, Lucifer wouldn’t wanna take marching orders from someone/thing else! He’s too proud for that— You’re right! He doesn’t want to. But he will.

He willingly submitted himself and his family to Diavolo for eternity to get what he wanted (saving Lilith)

And from how much we see him work, it’s safe to say that he’s a pretty damn essential part of running the Devildom

If he really wanted to, he could probably successfully pull a coup on Diavolo

But he doesn’t, because he’s trapped himself by his own honour code

Thus, the sexual tension bromance we all know and love/insist is Deeply Problematic and blacklist (depending on how much you like/hate dialuci lol)

10/10, would fill with spiders again

Mammon

I put Mammon as falling victim to the Buried for pretty obvious reasons

But admittedly picking a fear he’d serve is trickier

I had to get a bit abstract with it, but I think the Hunt might suit him

Not necessarily the primal *cough* and police brutality *cough* parts of the Hunt tho

More like how Basira was considered an avatar of the Hunt in the fearpocalypse because of her mission/promise to Daisy

See, Greed can stem from fear

Fear of losing what you have, of no longer being able to support yourself, of being preyed upon by others

So people become greedy as a defense mechanism, to protect what they have

If they’re on the offensive, they won’t be targeted

Also, if you’re constantly pursuing more more more, there’s no time to think about anything else

Like consequences, or guilt, or Feelings

If Mammon let his little tough guy act go too far for too long, I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to say he could start heading down the path to avatarhood

After all, people pay big money for hitmen and bounty hunters…

Leviathan

As I said last time, I can see why people would associate Levi with the Lonely first: he’s a shut in, he acts like he wants nothing to do with people/would rather be alone, and I get it

BUT! All of that actually stems from the fact that Levi has terrible self-esteem and thinks he deserves to be this gross shut in loser

While envy can make you want to bring others down to your level, so to speak, Levi tends to just shun “normies”, not actively conspire to sabotage them

He actually does crave understanding and to have people in his life, he just doesn’t know how to go about it

Boy’s got Mega Social Anxiety is what I’m saying (funny how both the Lonely and the Eye can be real bad for that, huh)

But the Vast? Nihilism? Takes all the pressure off

If everyone is a small, insignificant speck in the face of an uncaring, unfathomably large cosmos, who cares what you do? Who cares what people think of you?

Yeah, you’d be kinda weird too if you stared into the infinite abyss of the ocean and realized it was just the maw of a gargantuan sea monster too, Karen, lay off

Plus aesthetically, the great Awful Deep most people fear in the ocean is a comfort to Levi

And again, THE VAST IS MORE THAN JUST THE SKY

I WENT ON A BOAT ONCE

LIKE REAL FAR OUT, SO I COULDN’T SEE LAND FOR DAYS

IT WAS JUST ENDLESS B L U E

AND I WAS ON A CRUISE IN THE CARIBBEAN

I SAW A FRACTION OF THE OCEAN’S S U R F A C E AND IT WAS I M M E N S E

Did you know we’ve only explored like 5% or whatever of our oceans? Think about that! Every Single Thing we know about what’s in there is just the tip of the iceberg!!! GOD KNOWS WHAT’S DOWN THERE!!! PROBABLY FUCKED UP FISH IS WHAT

*ahem* anyway, fishee

Satan

Another tricky boi

I marked him down as fearing the Desolation, as a reflection of what he fears most in himself

I probably could have also gone with Slaughter, but I’d say that’s more baby/early-Satan

Desolation is also about destruction of potential, and Satan has very carefully built himself into a non-rage-monster person

So tearing that all away from him is :)))

But what would Satan give himself over to?

Ceaseless Watcher, I want that twink OBLITERATED—

Satan clings to knowledge and erudition to distance himself from the rage he was born as

“Watch and learn” is literally how he became a person

I find it deeply funny that it could also easily be how he becomes a monster once again

Also if you think the avatar of Wrath wouldn’t have a use for supernatural blackmail you’re just straight up incorrect

Couple that with Satan’s various connections and he’d be a Force to Reckon With

Asmodeus

I put him as a victim of the Corruption bc I found it extremely fitting considering the duality of his romanticized image vs the “dirty” fluid-filled nature of Lust.

Lust can be really nasty, but as licentious as Asmo’s supposed to be, he’s surprisingly coy

(now part of that comes from the fact that Obey Me isn’t strictly 18+/full-on porn, but still)

There’s a lot of Interesting Ideas to unpack there with attitudes towards sex vs sensuality and idealisation vs reality

Now as for an avatar… I debated this for a very long time, tossing around Eye, Stranger, Spiral, even Web for like one second

But I think I’ve got it

Slaughter!

Specifically the musical/random outbursts of violence side (not so much the war side)

Why? Well for one, Biblical Asmodeus is said to “"transport men into fits of madness and desire [...] with the result that they commit sin, and fall into murderous deeds (Testament of Solomon, verse 23).”

But also, Obey Me Asmo’s affair with that portrait chick from the earlier lessons started a whole ass war

Like it or not, the boy is very good at instilling manic violence in people

They don’t call it bloodlust for nothing

Beelzebub

I paired Beel with an End avatar MC bc the boy fears losing his loved ones like he lost Lilith

You could argue that Desolation would fit there too but I liked how it fit Satan better

Now as for a Vibe…

I’m tied between Flesh and Corruption tbh

Though corruption is mostly bc buge :)

So I’ll talk about the Flesh

So uh, mass consumerism, meat is meat, cannibalism… see where I’m going?

Ignoring the Hans because that was super racist, the two Flesh avatars I remember best are Jared Hopworth and The Guy Who Stuck His Arm in a Spooky Meat Grinder To Feed His Buds

I think of Jared in relation to Beel not because of the gym thing, but because his very chill/apathetic attitude towards his patron is similar to how I’d picture Beel’s approach to all this

Like “well, guess I’m here now”

I love Beel as much as everyone else, but he’s not exactly apologetic about his… habits

Not to the degree that he’d actually try and change them anyway

So if he got started on the path to Flesh avatarhood, he’d be pretty fucked

Belphegor

I put Web for him as a fear almost entirely because of the concept of Uno Reverse Card, ngl

It does technically tie into his whole thing about being trapped in the attic, since he’d denied all agency and freedom in there, but… Uno Reverse

Dark!Belphie is an interesting concept, and MAG86 “Tucked In” is iconic, but tbh I don’t really… Get the Dark

Don’t get me wrong, put me in a dark place and I will be scared, I don’t like not seeing things, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around why one would become an avatar of the Dark

It’s not a very “primary” fear imo? Like, I’m scared of the dark bc I can’t see what’s there, ie. a threat could be there and I wouldn’t know, but intellectually I know it’s just the absence of light. That’s not really spooky on its own.

I guess what I’m saying is I can attribute spookier things related to the Dark better to other Entities, so I’m not sure what its draw is specifically

According to the Entity Sexiness Survey I did a while back, there’s apparently some Catholic stuff going on with the Dark so maybe that’s why i don’t get it lmao

Anyway I’d put Belphie down for Spiral

“What lies behind a smile” indeed cowboy

Apparently it’s getting choked

Is it because MC’s entire relationship with him is originally founded on a lie?

Is it because the Spiral deals with distortions in your perception, gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing, as well as foggy liminal mental spaces like between sleep and consciousness, death and life?

Is it because I think Belphie would absolutely delight in driving someone bananas by fucking with their dreams until it bleeds into their waking life?

Is it because being a person or consistent being at all is too much effort, consistent internal geography is hard, fuck it, just be an endless twisting series of hallways?

Yes :)

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